跳回,宝贝。 Jump back, baby.
弗里茨，你今天有没有去见福利部门的人? Fritz, did you go down and see the welfare people today?
是的。他们让我明天到某个地方报到。 Yeah. They told me to report someplace tomorrow.
我想我把它写在一张纸上了。 I got it written down on a piece of paper, I think.
听着，你要去吗? Listen, are you gonna go?
我不知道。让我们他妈的。 I don't know. Let's fuck.
然后你会像你说的那样出去找一份工作吗? Then will you go out and look for a job like you said?
什么?我说过吗? What? Did I say that?
天啊，天啊，我醉了! Man, oh, man, am I stoned!
一个成年人怎么能花那么多时间…… How is it a grown man can spend so much time...
只是梦想着他要为家人做些什么? just dreaming about what he's gonna do for his family?
为基督的缘故!你会回到现实吗? For Christ's sakes! Will you come down to Earth?
我们需要的是生活的基本支柱! What we need is the basic staff of life!
喜欢吃! Like grub!
我从来没见过比你更醉醺醺的。 I never saw anybody walking around more stoned than you.
总是用石头打死! Always stoned!
你从哪儿弄到钱买那种草? Where do you get the money to buy that grass?
你能告诉我吗? Will you tell me?
你和你的阿卡普尔科黄金。 You and your Acapulco Gold.
你知道那是什么吗?那是狗屎! You know what that is? That's shit!
这就是你!你是个混蛋，弗里茨! Which is what you are! You are shit, Fritz!
有件事你不知道。 Here's something you don't know.
哈维和我做到了你觉得怎么样? Harvey and I made it. What do you think of that?
我们做到了，他床上功夫比你强。 We made it, and he's better in bed than you are.
你知道为什么吗?他吊得像匹马。 You know why? He's hung like a horse.
你呢?你什么都没有。 What about you? You're nothing.
你在客厅里什么都不是。 You're nothing in the living room.
你在浴室里什么都没有。 You're nothing in the bathroom.
你在床上什么都不是。 You're nothing in bed.
你连厕纸上的滚轴都没换。 You don't even change the damn roller on the toilet paper.
我是那个用得最多的人。 I'm the one that uses that mostly.
把座位放下来怎么样? And what about putting the seat down?
你为什么不那样做? Why don't you ever do that?
你为什么不把你那狗屁的笑容拿掉呢? Why don't you take that chicken-shit grin off your face?
弗里茨!你是一个毫无用处的人! Fritz! You're a no-good!
一个人可以带多少? How much can a person take?
为什么你不把那该死的椅子放下来… And why don't you ever put the goddamn seat down...
你尿完尿的时候? when you're through peeing?
你这个讨厌的笨蛋，你! You rotten putz, you!
你所做的就是无所事事。 That's all you do is sit around.
我这辈子都没见过这样的事! I never saw anything like it in my entire life!
你知道我想对你做什么吗? You know what I would like to do to you?
我想带着你摇你… I would like to take you and shake you...
直到你的牙齿掉到地板上… until all your teeth fall right onto the floor...
然后你知道我会怎么做吗? and then you know what I'd do?
我会踩死它们，所有的牙齿…… I'd stamp on them, all the teeth...
我会把它们变成粉末。 and I'd make them right into powder.
然后我把粉末撒在你头上。 And then I'd sprinkle the powder right over your head.
然后我就会打你的脸! And then I would knock you right in the goddamn face!
我要把你粉碎! I'd like to pulverize you!
我会拿走你的鼻子… I'd take your nose...
我把它挂在房间对面的墙上。 and I'd put it across the room on the wall.
我有时真想把你撞到下星期! I'd like to knock you into next week sometimes!
这就是了，弗里茨。我真的很痛。 This is it, Fritz. I'm really sore.
现在，我真的很疼。我病得要死! Now, I'm really sore. I am sick to death!
我只告诉你一次，仅此一次… I'm gonna tell you one time and one time only...
所以你最好听我说… so you better listen to me...
因为如果你现在不听我的 because if you don't listen to me now...
我不会再说第二遍了。 I ain't gonna say it again.
我出去给自己买一辆2乘4的…… I'll go out and get myself a two by four...
打烂你的脑袋! and beat your fucking head in!
你得自己收拾。 You are gonna pick up after yourself.
从现在起，我不再收拾你的烂摊子了。 From now on, I'm through picking up after you.
你把坐垫放在那该死的马桶上! And you will put the seat down on that goddamn toilet!
我只告诉你一次，仅此一次。 I'm telling you one time and one time only.
你这个没用的废物，我受够你了，弗里茨! You're a no-good bum, and I've had it with you, Fritz!
我受够你了! I have had it with you!
让我告诉你另外一件事。 And let me tell you something else.
我知道你在鬼混。 I know you play around.
别想对我撒谎。 Don't try to lie to me.
你脸上连愧疚的表情都没有。 You don't even have a guilty look on your face.
你真的一点也不在乎。 You really don't give a goddamn.
我知道你在开玩笑。 I know that you're playing around.
别以为我没见过你。 Don't think I haven't seen you.
我接到女孩们打来的电话。 I get telephone calls from girls.
他们给我打电话。天知道他们为什么要你。 They call me up. God knows why they want you.
他们不知道你在床上有多糟糕吗?! Don't they know how shitty you are in bed?!
嘿，伙计，别那样做。 Hey, man, don't do that.
什么?做什么? What? Do what?
你知道我在说什么。 You know what I'm talking about.
你到底在骗我什么，伙计? What the hell are you laying on me, man?
我可没骗你，伙计。 I ain't laying nothing on you, man.
这是你强加给我的。没必要粗鲁。 It's what you laid on me. No need to be crude.
该死，你吓坏了还是怎么了? God damn it, you freaking out or something?
胡安，如果我们能兑现这张福利支票… Look, Juan, if we can just cash this welfare check...
我们可以弄点瑞普牛或者麝香葡萄酒。 we can get us some Rip Bull or maybe even some muscatel.
吻了,老兄!那是你的问题。 Kiss off, dude! That's your problem.
当你错了的时候，你没有勇气承认。 You ain't got the guts to admit when you're wrong.
你刚才对我放屁，伙计，这很不酷。 You just passed gas at me, man, and that's uncool.
哦,哇。 Oh, wow.
不要有勇气承认你是个该死的懦夫。 Don't have the guts to confess you're a goddamn coward.
你就像我妹妹一样。 You're just like my sister.
你们这些人太敏感了，知道吗? Well, you P.R.s are hypersensitive, you know?
我以为我们是朋友。 I thought you and me were friends.
有点假发，我现在信仰宗教了，是吧? A little wig out, I'm a religion now, huh?
’变为贬义词,是吧?好了。 A P.R., huh? Nice.
嘿，关于你妹妹，胡安… Hey, about your sister, Juan...
她有大咪咪吗? does she have big tits?
我希望你们能学会说英语。 I wish you people would learn to speak English.
上帝知道是我们先来的。 Christ knows we were here first.
这是我和一个习惯像猪一样的人谈话的唯一方式。 It's the only way I talk to a man who has habits like a pig.
伙计，别那样。 Man, don't be that way.
我们喝点酒，然后去看看你妹妹…… Let's get some wine and go see your sister...
也许我们可以把它弄上去。 and maybe we can get it on.
比把我们的蛋蛋冻掉强多了，对吧? Beats the hell out of freezing our balls off, right?
没有达成任何协议。我不能再相信你了。 No deal, man. I can't trust you no more.
我不能让你操我妹妹，你知道吗? I can't let you fuck my sister, you know?
你太没品味了，伙计。 You got no class, man.
你不会让我操你妹妹的。 You wouldn't let me fuck your sister.
我为什么要让你干我的? Why should I let you fuck mine?
听着，你妹妹真是个混蛋。 Listen, your sister is some piece of ass.
我知道,男人。是的。 I know, man. Yeah.
我的妹妹吗? My sister?
哇，伙计，我真不敢相信。 Wow, man, I can't believe that.
是的，伙计，你最好相信这一点。 Yeah, man, you better believe it.
她是个温柔多情的女人…… She was a female creature of tender passion...
朴实无华的魅力，你知道吗? of simple earthen charm, you know?
哇，伙计，太好了。 Wow, dude, that's good.
是的，你可以这么说。 Yeah, you could say that.
胡安，你最好再回电话亭去。 Juan, you better get back in the phone booth again.
我觉得要放屁了。 I feel a fart coming on.
检查出来。 Check it out.
我们大老远穿过城市来到这里… We done came all the way across town...
搭上公共汽车和汽车，搭便车到这里… done caught busses and cars and hitchhiked to get here...
然后穿上我们最好的衣服… then put on our best clothes...
这样我们就可以在附近散步了… so we can walk in this neighborhood...
这样我们就能进入其中一间白房子… so we can get in one of these white houses...
偷一台400美元的电视机… to rip off one of them $400 televisions...
其中一个300美元的手表… one of them $300 watches...
其中一家是松下、雷纳索尼克…… one of them Panasonic, rena-sonic...
exto-sonic plesto-plastic音响。 exto-sonic, plesto-plastic stereos.
使用quadro-flex, module -lextic… With the quadro-flex, modu-lextic...
medu-modula针和狗屎… medu-modula needles and shit...
一流的狗屎,人。 Big-time shit, man.
我从没听说过这样的事。 I ain't never heard of nothing like that.
你不是这个社区的人，血! You ain't in this community, blood!
这就是我们来这里的原因，你知道我在说什么吗? That's why we came here, you know what I'm saying?
你不知道你在做什么，伙计。 You don't know what you doing, man.
我也在做这个伟大的组织工作。 I also be doing this big-time organizing and shit.
你偷洗衣机和卫生纸。 You ripping off washing machines and toilet paper.
不寻常的奇怪的狗屎。现在你知道我们为什么在这里了。 Unusual odd shit. Now you know why we here.
好,现在…… OK, now...
我们从这扇窗户爬进去，好吗? we gonna crawl in this here window, all right?
你去楼下，我去楼上。 You take the downstairs, and I'll take the upstairs.
为什么我总是得下楼? Why is it that I always got to take the downstairs?
因为你不喜欢从窗户跳下去，伙计。 Beause you don't like jumping out of windows, man.
狗屎! Shit!
现在，你能不能别再说了，弗里茨? Now, will you cut that out, Fritz?
嘿! Hey!
大麻的美丽。 The beauty of cannabis.
等我们进去了，把所有的东西 And then once we get inside, get everything--
不要没有洗衣机——然后离开。 don't get no washing machines-- then leave.
某人的家! Somebody's home!
你不觉得很快乐吗? Doesn't it fill you with joy?
那只猫在抽烟吗? Is that cat smoking?
不受约束的丰富，对生活的欲望? The unfettered exuberance, the lust for life?
它让你…… It makes you...
看他抽大麻的样子。 Look how he's smoking weed.
想要抛开你那些虚假的压抑… want to drop your phony inhibitions...
爱你的同胞? and love your fellow man?
你看那个长着奶头的小妞! Look at that chick with them titties!
或者哥哥,也许。不是吗?嗯? Or brother, maybe. Doesn't it? Huh?
这是胡安的妹妹。 It is Juan's sister.
你是不是看得更清楚了，哈? Don't you kind of see things more clearly, huh?
这是正确的。好好吸一口，姐姐。 That's right. Take a good, long drag, sis.
现在吸一下烟。深。 Now breathe in the smoke. Deep.
这能帮助你清理鼻窦。 It'll help clear your sinuses.
嘿，我觉得头晕。 Hey, I feel light-headed.
那是胡安的妹妹，伙计! That is Juan's sister, man!
他去商店了! He's going to the store!
看起来像故事片，你明白我的意思吗? Looks like a feature film, you know what I mean?
正确的。 Right on.
它真的能扩展我的…意识吗? Will it really expand my...awareness?
嗯，你知道他们怎么说的…… Well, you know what they say...
“喝茶看看吧。” "Take tea and see."
完全不能清除我的鼻窦。 Doesn't clear my sinuses at all.
爸爸说你只会拿文件。 Daddy says you're only good for getting the papers.
你就干这个好吗，弗里茨? Is that all you're good for, Fritz?
真有意思，是吧? That's some kick, huh?
你知道吸烟最有趣的事情是什么吗? You know the most interesting thing about smoking?
这会导致出汗过多…… It causes excessive perspiration...
而且一个人必须脱掉他所有的衣服。 and a person has to take off all his clothes.
否则，他会被自己的汁液淹死。 Otherwise, he can drown to death in his own juices.
这个活动就像人工呼吸一样。 Now, this activity is like artificial respiration.
再抽点这玩意儿。他妈的。 Smoke some more of this shit. Fuck them.
如果我从这个垫子上起来，我就到了楼下 If I get up in this pad, I got the downstairs--
零。-我会把它弄出来的。 -Hold it in. -I'll knock it out.
你会把它打晕的，你会怎么样? You'd knock it out, you'd what?
我爱我弟弟的朋友们。 I love my brother's friends.
伙计，他应该在那个丑婊子头上套个袋子。 Man, he ought to put a bag over that ugly bitch's head.
把她的头靠在沙发上，伙计。 Stick her head in the couch, man.
在我把我的东西塞进去之前… Before I stick my thing in her...
-看看他们，操。人,举起。 -Look at them fuck. -Man, hold up.
让我欲火焚身。 Makes me kind of horny, man.
-是的。小的抢劫。 -Yeah. -Let's rob.
鸭子,男人。车道上开着一辆车。 Duck, man. There's a car coming up the driveway.
我打赌是她老爸。 I bet it's her old man.
这对肝脏有好处吗? Is this good for the liver?
哦,弗里茨。这很好! Oh, Fritz. That's good!
契塔! Chita!
那是最丑的混蛋。 That's the ugliest motherfucker.
爸爸! Daddy!
看那龅牙的…… Look at that snaggle-toothed...
大的，油腻的，可恶的猪。 big, greasy, fucking nasty pig.
老天，伙计，也许我该去拿报纸了，对吧? Gee, pops, maybe I should go get the papers, huh?
论文? !为什么,你,你!狗娘养的。 Papers?! Why, you, you! Little son of a bitch.
你想要什么，流行音乐，新闻还是《泰晤士报》? What do you want, pops, News or the Times?
粉红色的共产党员这个混蛋! Pink commie bastard!
大便。 Shit.
我猜是你杀了他，就在屁股上。 I guess you killed him, right in the ass.
我想我们今天不能抢这个房子了，对吧? I guess we can't rob this pad today, huh?
我们明天再来。 We'll come back tomorrow.
我姐姐曾经做过精神分析。 My sister was once in psychoanalysis.
她说你是个会操他妈的男孩。 She says you're a boy who would fuck his mother.
你为拉尔菲做了些什么? And what have you done for Ralphie?
除了教他手淫以外? Other than to teach him how to masturbate?
而且还是左撇子。 And left-handed, no less.
你一定是新来的。 You must be new around here.
我以前没见过你的脸。 I haven't seen your face before.
我的老婆婆把我赶出了家门。 My old lady kicked me out of the house.
我最近倒霉透了。 I've had this streak of bad luck lately...
她一直在制造噪音我该去找工作了。 and she's been making noise I should go find work.
你说什么，有关工作的事? What'd you say, something about work?
每个人都知道那是杀人的原因。 Everybody knows that's what kills a man.
开始时每天工作八小时… Starts out with an eight-hour day...
一周四十个小时…… forty hours a week...
而且，天哪，在你意识到之前…… and, hell, boy, before you know it...
你娶了个漂亮女人，买了套房子。 you're married to some fine-ass woman and buying a house.
我会帮助你的。 I'll help you.
是的,那是可怕的。 Yeah, that's terrible.
工作是可怕的。 Work is terrible.
你到底能得到什么? What the hell do you get for it, anyway?
天啊，我不知道。 Jeez, I don't know.
钱就是一切。这是邪恶的。 It's just money is all. It's evil.
我告诉你，这是邪恶的。 I tell you, it's evil.
一切都始于不得不工作。 It all starts from having to work.
现在，如果你不用工作… Now, if you don't have to work...
怎么，你一分钱也拿不到。 why, you don't get any money.
你明白我的意思吗?就是这么简单。 You know what I mean? It's that simple.
是的。我就是这么跟我老婆说的。 Yeah. That's what I try to tell my old lady.
她又把我送去福利办公室了… She sent my ass down to the welfare office again...
那些怪物开始袭击我… and those creeps started to hit on me...
关于接受一年多的公共援助… about receiving public assistance for over a year...
这是我最后一次——你还好吗? and here was my last-- Are you OK?
这是我的最后一张支票… It's my last check and all...
我又没能找到工作。 and I had failed to find employment again.
废话太多了，所以我分手了。 It's just too much bullshit, so I split.
成功是不值得的。 It doesn't pay to hit the big time.
-不。-是的。 -No. -Yeah.
哦,哇。 Oh, wow.
你有什么计划吗，孩子? Well, you got any plans, son?
哦,是的。我想我会在这里定居下来。 Oh, yeah. I figured I'd settle down here.
远离闹市区的那些有拉链的人。 Get away from all the zipper-heads uptown.
不要参与所有即兴的屁话。 Not get involved with all the extemporaneous bullshit.
对了，对了，你叫什么名字? And, hey, by the way, what's your name?
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, I'm God.
哇，伙计，好重啊。 Wow, man, that is heavy.
你真的是上帝啊?没有狗屎? You're really God, huh? No shit?
你还好吗? You OK?
到现在为止，我做上帝已经有三年半了。 I've been God for about three and a half years now.
责任重大，你知道的。 A lot of responsibility, you know.
我敢打赌。 I'll bet.
还有，我是空手道黑带。 Also, I'm black belt karate.
没有狗屎?哇，这真让我震惊。 No shit? Wow, this really blows my mind.
我，我站在这里和上帝一起说唱。 Me, I'm standing here rapping with God.
远了! Far out!
你想当我的助手吗? You want to be my assistant?
嗯… Well...
我可能会被迫放弃工作。 I might be forced to give up my job.
我不能再这样折腾了。 I can't keep busting my ass this here way.
无论如何，我的生活中有一件事是很沉重的。 Anyway, I've been into some heavy gear in one of my lives.
我有九个，伙计。 I got nine of them, pal.
我曾经和一个最古怪的男人纠缠在一起…… I got hung up with the weirdest dude one time...
你可以想象得到。 you could ever imagine.
我说的这个人真是神经病… This guy I'm thinking of was really psycho...
你不会相信的。 you wouldn't believe it.
耶稣。 Jesus.
天啊，你真是做了些奇怪的事，知道吗? Wow, God, you really do some weird shit, you know?
在七天内创造这个该死的世界——什么时候试试吧。 Make the fucking world in seven days--try it sometime.
工作你的香草! Work your vanilla!
啊，美国佬来了! Oh, the Yanks are coming!
记住，你们的父亲和母亲…… And remember, your fathers and mothers...
你的祖国全在注视着你。 and all of your Fatherland will be watching you.
嫉妒那伟大的荣耀…… Envying in the great glory...
你被选为… for which you have been selected...
你们都答应为元首献身。 you all have promised to die for the Fuhrer.
谁想成为下一个? Who wants to be next?
噢!哦,妈妈! Ooh! Oh, Mama!
妈妈，爸爸以前是这样的吗? Mama, was Papa ever like this?
元首，炸弹刚刚炸死了你的勤务兵! Mein Fuhrer, the bombs have just killed your orderly!
啊，又一个勤务兵走了。 Ah, another orderly gone.
再给我拿一个来! Get me another one!
快命令另一个勤务兵! Order another orderly quickly!
另一个有序的很快! Another orderly quickly!
另一个有序! Another orderly!
元首又来了一个勤务兵! Another orderly for the Fuhrer!
挂一个“秩序混乱”的牌子! Put up an "Out of Orderly" sign!
困难!我感到兴奋!好! -Harder! -I get excited! Good!
我的丽诺尔! My Lenore!
我的liebchen ! My liebchen!
哦!汉斯!我是说，他——哦! Ohh! Hans! I mean, he was--ohh!
汉斯,我很抱歉。我—— Hans, I'm sorry. I--
靠边站! Stand aside!
哦，他真是太棒了!哦,汉斯! Oh, he was so wonderful! Oh, Hans!
我是说，他 I mean, he was--
我的疼痛的纳粹党所用的十字记号! My aching swastika!
我以为当个纳粹分子就像“Sieg, Sieg”… I thought being a Nazi as all "Sieg, Sieg"...
“胜利!”这是为了狗屎! and "Sieg Heil!" This is for shit!
我最好他妈的离开这里。 I better get my ass the fuck out of here.
战争是地狱! War is hell!
元首，这是你的勤务兵的候选人。 Mein Fuhrer, here are the candidates for your orderly.
希特勒万岁! Heil Hitler!
胜利! Sieg heil!
那一个! That one!
我想要那个! I want that one!
他!这是他! Him! That's him!
对不起,元首。我不是故意盯着看的。 Excuse me, Fuhrer. I didn't mean to stare.
它是什么?也许你发现少了什么? What is it? You see something missing maybe?
不,不!一切都很好… No, no! Everything's fine...
但你只有一个球。 but you've only got one ball.
第三帝国的每个人都得一无所有! Everybody in the Third Reich has to do without something!
我明白了。 I see.
当元首一丝不挂时，所有人都一丝不挂! When the Fuhrer is naked, everyone is naked!
我在这里，不是吗?嗨。 Well, here I am, aren't l? Hi.
愚蠢的人。愚蠢的人。 Imbecile. Imbecile.
难道你不知道大家对你的期望是什么吗? Don't you know what is expected of you now?
什么?我想你掉了东西。 What? I think you dropped something.
什么?我掉了东西? What? I dropped something?
我把肥皂放在你手里，你看…… I put the soap in your hand, you see...
你似乎已经放手了。 and you seem to have let it go.
放弃了,就像…… Dropped it, like...
就好像你对洗衣服一点都不感兴趣一样! almost like you weren't interested in washing at all!
我没有意识到这一点。 I was not conscious of this.
这很简单，我的元首。 It is simple to see, Mein Fuhrer.
你真正的动机在这里被封锁了。 You're real motivations are blocked here.
屏蔽了吗?屏蔽是什么? Blocked? What is blocked?
这是一个新词。 It's a new word.
这意味着里面的东西不能到外面去。 It means what's inside can't get outside.
某种弗洛伊德式的屁话。 Some kind of Freudian horseshit.
哦，里面，出不来了… Oh, inside, can't get out...
你是个好孩子。 You're a nice boy.
我要坦白一下。 I'm going to make a confession.
有时候，我想成为一名芭蕾舞演员。 Sometimes, I would like to be a ballet dancer.
真的吗?没有在开玩笑吧? Really? No kidding?
我经常在歌剧中看到我自己。 I often see myself in the opera.
哦,哇。 Oh, wow.
大家都在为我鼓掌! And the people are applauding me!
当然，他们会的。 Well, sure they would.
你走吧!你看到了什么? There you go! You see?
这意味着你所做的整个数 That means this whole number you're doing--
征服世界的事… this conquest of the world thing...
或者别的什么，只是为了引起注意。 or whatever it is, is just to get attention.
有趣的是你会说… Interesting you should say that...
但我正在洗衣服，你看，现在? but I am washing, see, now?
那我为什么把肥皂掉了? So why did I drop the soap?
好吧，我亲爱的希特勒先生…… Well, that, my dear Herr Hitler...
是一个你必须问自己的问题… is a question you must ask yourself...
当你纠结于真实身份时，你知道。 when you wrestle with the true identity, you know.
我的意思是，在自我意识的曙光中… I mean, in the dawning of self-awareness...
在你和你的枕头之间，伙计… between you and your pillow, man...
在不眠之夜的劳累之后…… when after the labors of sleepless nights...
你达到了真理圣坛的崇高境界! you gained the exalted heights of the altar of truth!
你有洞察力。 You have insight.
当我看到我想要的东西时，我就会抓住它。 When I see something I want, I grab it.
当然,为什么不呢? Sure, why not?
我的胃也不会停下来问我的脑袋它是否饿了。 And my stomach doesn't stop to ask my head if it's hungry.
不,这数字。 No, that figures.
顺便问一下，你叫什么名字? By the way, what is your name?
弗里茨。 Fritz.
嗯，弗里茨，你说你曾经有过三个球? Well, Fritz, you say you once had three balls?
是的。 Yeah.
你想试一试吗? Would you like to try for one?
我不,先生! I don't--Sir!
听,好吧,好吧! Listen--OK, OK!
现在，听着，我去捡肥皂。 Now, look, I'm gonna pick up the soap.
我是。只是等待。 I am. Just wait.
我现在要弯腰了。只是… I'm gonna bend over now. Just...
我要…嘿，小心点，行吗?! I'm gonna-- Hey, watch it, will ya?!
我的元首,等等! Mein Fuhrer, wait!
天啊，等等! Oh, my God, wait!
我是元首! Ich bin der fuhrer!
哎呀，元首，现在你没有蛋蛋了。 Gee, Fuhrer, now you got no balls.
我的元首! Mein Fuhrer!
先生们，我们不能再继续下去了。 Gentlemen, we can no longer continue.
战争只不过是球的问题。 War is just a question of balls.
是的,球。 Ja, balls.
戈培尔。戈培尔，你不是…… Goebbels. Goebbels, are you not...
我最忠诚和诚实的助手? my most loyal and truthful assistant?
有空的,我的元首。 Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer.
你不是发明了把我们纳粹绑在一起的口号吗? Did you not invent the slogan which binds all us Nazis?
有空的,我的元首。 Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer.
那是什么口号呢? And what is that slogan?
死,耻辱。 Death before dishonor.
真是个狗屁口号。 What an asshole slogan.
你可以随时改变标语。 You can always change the slogan.
你一定要想到布劳恩小姐。 You must think of Fraulein Braun.
她需要你。 She needs you.
是的，想想伊娃。 Ja, think of Eva.
她会多么想念你啊，阿道夫。 How she would miss you, Adolf.
这是正确的。 That's right.
毕竟，谁能代替我呢? After all, who could take my place?
胜利! Sieg heil!
我有那个纳粹老鼠杂种… I got that Nazi rat bastard...
就在他屁股的缝隙中间! right between the crack in his ass!
现在那些王八蛋怎么能指望赢得战争… Now how do those sons of bitches expect to win a war...
当他们脱下该死的制服时，嗯? when they're out of goddamn uniform, huh?
我没有时间为自己做任何事! I don't have any time to do anything for myself!
我甚至没有时间给自己买一个新的隔膜! I don't even have time to get myself a new diaphragm!
如果你把它对着光，你可以看到一些小针孔。 If you hold it up to the light, you can see little pinholes.
弗里茨，我已经厌倦用无色唇膏把它堵上了! Fritz, I'm tired of plugging it up with Chapstick!
离开我的商店。我不会兑现你的支票…… Out of my shop. I won't cash your check...
而且这些东西没有退款这回事…… and there's no such thing as a refund on those things...
就因为你说它不太合身。 just 'cause you say it don't fit quite right.
但它从未被使用过，妮其。 But it's never been used, Niki.
我甚至可以按比例退款。 I'll even take a prorated refund.
这是使用! It was used!
嗯，只有一点点，很快。 Well, only a little, a quickie.
我打赌我也知道它被用在谁身上了，对吧? And I bet I know who this was used on, too, huh?
好了，Niki，轮到你了。猜猜是谁。 OK, Niki, you're on. Try to guess who.
现在让我们看看。带着你肮脏的品味… Let's see now. With your filthy taste...
让我看看，它一定很胖，对吧? Iet's see, it must be a fat one, right?
是的,对的。继续。 Yeah, right. Go on.
我敢打赌她出了很多汗，闻起来像山羊，对吧? And I just bet she sweat a lot, and she smell like a goat, huh?
正确的。 Right.
她有口臭，没有牙齿? And she's got bad breath, no teeth?
是的!去吧!你变暖! Yes! Go on! You're getting warmer!
她又大又多毛… And she's got big, hairy...
上唇有该死的胡子! goddamn moustache on the top lip!
你难倒我了，妮其。你把我难住了，伙计。 Oh, you got me, Niki. You got me nailed, man.
和我打赌… And I'll bet...
那个婊子和这街区的每个男人都在一起，对吧? that fucking whore been with every guy on this block, right?
没错! Right!
妮其，你真是个天才! Niki, you're a genius!
妮其，你只遗漏了一件事。 Niki, you only left out one thing.
我漏了什么，弗里茨? What did I leave out, Fritz?
你知道吗?她得了淋病! You know what? She's got the clap!
这是正确的! That's right!
我怎么能跳过呢?这是一个很好的例子。 How could I skip that? That's a nice one.
她肯定有淋病，对吧? She got to have the clap, right?
她有。 She has to.
-嘿,弗里茨。狗屎。 -Hey, Fritz. -Shit.
弗里茨，我跟你说。你没那么坏，知道吗? Fritz, I'll tell you something. You're not so bad, you know?
也许我还是会兑现你的支票。 Maybe I'll cash your check after all.
嘿，弗里茨，告诉我…… Hey, Fritz, tell me...
这肥猪叫什么来着? what's this fat whore pig's name, huh?
-老婆叫什么名字?吉娜。 -What's the broad's name? -Gina.
-嘿,弗里茨。-什么? -Hey, Fritz. -What?
那是我妻子的名字。 That's a-my wife's name.
吉娜是我妻子的名字。她没有淋病。 Gina is my wife's name. She don't have the clap.
她现在所做的。 She does now.
为什么,你—— Why, you--
你这该死的猫，我把你的蛋蛋扯下来! You fucking cat, I rip your balls off!
滚出我的店! Get the fuck out of my shop!
滚蛋!你他妈的猫! Fuck off! You fucking cat!
我杀了你!我操你的屁股! I kill you! I fuck you in the ass!
弗里茨，伙计，怎么这么吵，伙计? Fritz, man, what's all this noise about, man?
我从小巷里一路都能听到。 I can hear all the way from the alley.
别到这儿来! Don't even come here!
啊,什么都没有。妮其开不起玩笑。 Aw, nothing. Niki can't take a joke.
(他对事情太认真了。) He takes things too seriously.
在这里很难不去。 It's hard not to around here.
有时会死得很惨。 Gets pretty fucking deadly sometimes.
我听说那是几年前的事了，你明白我的意思吗? I heard it was better years ago, you know what I mean?
但是，伦尼，事情总是，或多或少… But, Lenny, things have always been, more or less...
上下起伏的情况。 up-and-down situation.
让我告诉你，这条街并不一直是一间烂房子。 This street wasn't always a shit-house, let me tell ya.
甚至早在三十年代… And even as far back as the thirties...
有付出的，也有索取的。 there were those who gave and those that took.
噢，弗里茨，但我该拿这东西怎么办? Aw, Fritz, but what do I do with this here thing?
你可以拿走它。反正我不干了。 You can have it. I'm done with it anyway.
我三十多岁的时候… When I was back in the thirties...
我是一个非常敏锐的大陆型猛男。 I was one very sharp continental-type stud.
我们唯一害怕的是…… The only thing we have to fear is...
恐惧本身。 fear itself.
人必须有信仰。 People must have faith.
在一起…我们不能失败。 Together...we cannot fail.
这取决于你…支持……让它发挥作用。 And it is up to you... to support...and make it work.
嗨,笨蛋! Hey, putz!
你帮忙解决汽油短缺的主意… Your idea of helping out with the gas shortage...
就是停止吃披萨… was to stop eating pizza...
把你的四个妓女朋友带回家 and bring home four of your hooker friends...
晚上和我们睡在一起来取暖。 to sleep with us at night to stimulate heat.
听着，我不知道你怎么能做生意… Look, I don't know how you can own a business...
无法兑现… and not be able to cash...
这张可怜的福利支票就够了。 this miserable pittance of a welfare check is all.
如果我把我所有的钱都给你… If I give you all my money...
我就没钱买了。 I'll have nothing left to buy with.
哦，天哪，你真幸运，莫里斯。 Oh, Christ, then you are in luck, Morris.
看看这个。知道你对不寻常的爱… Look at this. Knowing of your love for the unusual...
我给你带来了你无法抗拒的东西。 I've brought you something you won't be able to resist.
我知道它。抵制? -I know it. -Resist?
相信我，我能抵抗。 Believe me, I could resist.
看看它，莫里斯，它的设计，它柔和的轮廓。 Just look at it, Morris-- the design, the gentle contours.
看在上帝的份上，几乎是路易五世了。 Why, it's almost Louis Quinze for Christ's sake.
太恶心了，看在上帝的份上。 It's disgusting, for Christ's sake.
这是一种卖得很快的商品…… It's the type of item that will sell so fast...
相信我，一周之内你会要求更多的。 you'll be pleading for more inside of a week, believe me.
这是使用。我可以告诉。 It's been used. I can tell.
什么?使用?被一个小老太太。 What? Used? By a little old lady.
一个只有一个主人的垃圾——而且彬彬有礼。 A one-owner shitter-- and genteel.
那是异教徒，你这个愚蠢的杂种。 That's gentile, you stupid bastard.
不要让hosteel。 Don't get hosteel.
这就是“敌意”。 That's "hostile."
你采取了错误的方法，莫里斯。 You're taking the wrong approach, Morris.
我有一些最好的朋友是犹太人。 Now, some of my best friends are Jewish.
我看起来像大通曼哈顿银行吗? Do I look like the Chase Manhattan Bank?
你一脸穷相走进来。 You come in here with out-of-money look in your face.
看起来你被一个犯规球打中了头…… Look like you got hit in the head with a foul pitch...
你想卖给我这个。 and you want to sell me this.
但随着通货膨胀，美元贬值… But with inflation, the value of a dollar going down...
我的费用飞涨… my expenses skyrocketing...
为什么，即使在这周，体面的包皮环切手术的代价… Why, even this week, the price of a decent circumcision...
我一想到就不寒而栗。 something I shudder to think about.
我同意你的看法…… I agree with you there...
但那跟我的马桶圈有什么关系? but what's that got to do with my toilet seat?
这才是重点，我的朋友。 That's the point, my friend.
我以前的逾越节家宴对我说… My old seder used to say to me...
“莫里斯，吃根泡菜吧。它是用来吃的。” "Morris, take a pickle. It's made for eating."
你手里拿的东西就是为拉屎而生的。 The thing you're holding is made for shitting.
这是简单的逻辑。 It's simple logic.
你甚至可以成为洛克菲勒家族的人。 You could even be a Rockefeller.
很难找到好的泡菜。 It's tough to find a good pickle.
从社会经济学的角度来说，你是完全正确的，但是 Socioeconomically speaking, you're absolutely correct, but--
看,弗里茨… Look, Fritz...
腌菜开始使我感到难受了。 the pickles are beginning to get to me.
现在，软凳子对我来说太重要了…… And these days, a soft stool is too important to me...
我和你做个交易 for something to quibble, so I'll make you a deal.
告诉你我要做什么。 Tell you what I'm going to do.
你把座位给我，我就跟你换一个价钱。 You give me the seat, I'll trade for you a bargain.
你从哪弄来的? Where did you get this thing?
问题——青春，所有的时间，问题。 Questions--youth, all the time, questions.
现在人们不知道机会…… Nowadays people don't know an opportunity...
当它打在他们的脸上时。 when it smacks them upside of the face.
我想我上当了。 I think I've been screwed.
有了它，你可能成为下一个登上月球的人。 With that, you could be the next man on the moon.
去月球。我曾经更进一步。 Fuck the moon. I been further than that once.
没什么大不了的。我宁愿去拉屎。 That's no big deal. I'd rather take a shit.
我也是，给我座位。 So would l. Give me the seat.
我要打你的头。 I'm going to hit you on the top of the head.
这应该能治好你的病。我们开始吧。我说治愈! This should cure you. Here we go. I say heal!
治愈，科布斯先生，治愈! Heal, Mr. Cobbs, heal!
通过上帝，耶稣基督赋予我的力量… Through the power vested in me by God, Jesus Christ...
我会治愈你的，柯布先生。 I'm going to heal you, Mr. Cobb.
你好，世界 Hello, world.
这是人类一直在等待的事件 This is the event mankind has been waiting for--
第一个发射到火星的人。 the first man launched to Mars.
弗里茨，有件事我得在最前面告诉你。 Fritz, I got to tell you something right out in front.
如果不是因为这该死的寒冷… If it wouldn't be for this fucking cold...
我会和你一起去火星。 I'd be going all the way to Mars with you.
3900万英里——一脚踢。 39 million miles--a drop kick.
但医生说我感冒了不能飞。 But the doc says I can't fly with this cold.
这对耳朵不好。 It's bad for the ears.
他说我在打鼓什么的…… He said something about me popping a drum or something...
我不知道。 I don't know.
天啊，我得再去拿点比纳卡。 Jeez, I got to get some more Binaca.
把这个写在我的孩子身上，好吗? Put that in my bring-ups, will you?
弗里茨，你知道我多么不想打扰你…… Fritz, you know how I hate to bother you...
当你接近发射台的时候… when you're getting near the pad...
但我们必须在政治控制账户上做出决定。 but we got to make a decision on the Poli-Grip account.
我可以看到你带着一套5个位置的套餐…… I can see you with a package of five spots...
为日本及台湾市场。 for the Japanese and Taiwan market.
顺便说一句，剩余部分将是不真实的。 Incidentally, the residuals will be unreal.
每13周收费800万日元…… It's eight million yen for every thirteen-week cycle...
你不必声明它。 and you don't have to declare it.
你知道，有一种狂热的崇拜… You know, there's a whole cult...
牙齿粘着剂的怪胎… of denture-adhesive freaks out there...
只是在等一个领袖。 just waiting for a leader.
他们中的一些人的牙齿仍然完好无损。 Some of them still got their own teeth.
我烦你了吗，弗里茨? Am I bothering you with all this, Fritz?
天哪，弗里茨，我得透透气。 My God, Fritz, I got to get some air in here.
我感到自己在悄悄溜走。 I feel myself slipping away.
我知道你反对慈善事业…… Now, I know you're against charities...
福利和免费赠品… and benefits and freebies...
但是听我说完，弗瑞兹。 but hear me out on this one, Fritzie.
有一个全国性的慈善电视节目… There's a nationwide charity telethon coming up...
下个月的第一天…… the first of next month...
为了全蔬菜的进一步发展… for the further development of all-vegetable...
有机生长多不饱和制备H—— organically-grown polyunsaturated Preparation H--
防晒油。 with suntan oil.
杰里·刘易斯也会到场——每个人。 Jerry Lewis is going to be there--everybody.
在你拒绝我之前，我得告诉你… And before you shut me off, I got to tell you...
曝光这件事对你来说将是轰动的。 the exposure will be sensational for you.
我们甚至可能会有一个衍生品… And we might even have a spin-off...
关于一部即将上映的新电影… on a new movie that's coming out...
和Frankie Avalon和Annette Funicello… with Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello...
叫做“沙滩球堆”。 called "Beach Ball Piles."
好了，弗里茨，我们已经到达发射台了…… Well, Fritz, I see we arrived at the pad...
所以这会给你一些思考的东西。 so this will give you some things to think about...
在3900万英里的旅程中 on a 39-million mile trip.
记住，弗里茨，亲爱的，我会一直陪着你的…… And remember, Fritz, sweetheart, I'd be with you all the way...
也不是因为这该死的感冒。 it wouldn't be for this fucking cold.
热的。那小妞看起来不错… Hot damn. That chick wouldn't look bad...
撑起一块好时巧克力吧? holding up a Hershey's bar, would she?
坚果。 With nuts.
啊，新闻自由。 Ah, freedom of the press.
天啊，我真同情那个可怜的懒汉。 Jeez, I feel sorry for the poor slob.
就算拿6分，我也不会和他一起旅行。 I wouldn't make that trip with him with six points.
嘿，弗里茨，宝贝，想和沃尔特谈谈吗? Hey, Fritz, baby, want to talk to Walter?
确定。为什么不呢? Sure. Why not?
弗里茨是第一个踏上火星的人 Fritz, does being the first to set foot on Mars--
天啊，有点让你起鸡皮疙瘩? golly--kind of give you goose bumps?
嗯哼。先生们，我上上下下… Ahem. Gentlemen, I've been up and down...
这个古老世界的四个角落… the four corners of this big old world...
这一切我都见过，我都做过。 and I've seen it all, and I've done it all.
我打过许多好男人，也睡过许多好女人。 I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman.
我也经历过财富、名誉和冒险。 And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too.
是的。我曾直面死亡…… Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death...
无数次，从来没有，从来没有眯起眼睛。 countless times and never, never once squinted.
哦，我已经充分品尝了人生的滋味…… Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest...
我饱受折磨的灵魂仍在呼喊——更多! and still my tortured soul cries out--more!
更多!哦,狗屎!天啊，还能有更多吗? More! Oh, shit! God, can there be any more?
感觉怎么样，弗里茨? How do it feel, Fritz?
我是说，火星还没到。 I mean, Mars ain't around the corner.
所以你是对的。 You're so right.
嘿，你愿意私下讨论这件事吗? Hey, would you like to discuss this in private?
哇，你有一双可爱的眼睛。 Gee, you got a lovely pair of eyes.
在私人吗? In private?
确定。听着,娃娃…… Sure. Listen, doll...
我想让你休息一下。 I'd kind of like to give you a break.
你知道，有点帮助回报… You know, kind of help pay back...
我的人民对你们的人民所做的一切。 for what my people did to your people.
是吗?什么样的休息? Yeah? What kind of a break?
你知道的，独家新闻，内部消息。 Well, you know, an exclusive-- an inside story.
弗里茨，等一下!等等!来吧，我们怎么办? Fritz, wait a second! Wait! Come on, what about us?
那陈述呢?饶了我们吧，伙计，来吧。 What about a statement? Give us a break, man, come on.
婴儿。 Baby.
我们中断了第一次飞往火星的电视转播。 We interrupt this telecast of the first flight to Mars...
来传达真正重要的信息 for a message of real importance.
作为高尔夫石油公司的董事会主席 As chairman of the board of the Golf Oil company...
从东海岸到西海岸有13000个经销商… with its 13,000 dealers from coast-to-coast...
欢迎大家出席这一重要活动。 I want to welcome you all to this momentous event.
当你开车进入我们的高尔夫球场时…… When you drive into one of our Golf stations...
向帮你擦窗户的人问好…… say howdy to the man who polishes your window...
我们也会向你问好。 and we'll say howdy right back at you.
此时此刻…… At this very minute...
你可以看看我们自己的高尔夫精炼厂…… you can look at one of our own Golf refineries...
一周七天，一天二十四小时不停地抽水… pumping away seven days a week, twenty-four hours a day...
给油箱加满汽油。 filling your tanks with gasoline.
我们高尔夫石油公司将为您带来这个电视节目… We at Golf Oil are bringing you this telecast...
为了感谢数百万快乐的高尔夫顾客… in appreciation of the millions of happy Golf customers...
当他们说:“Fill 'er up.” when they say, "Fill 'er up."
我听到了什么? What's that I hear?
天啊，看看他们给火箭投的钱。 Jeez, look at the money they put in that rocket.
你可以买时间看《沃尔顿一家》…… You could buy time on "The Waltons"...
吃那种面包一年。 for a year with that kind of bread.
我不知道你是怎么做成这样一笔交易的。 I wonder how you put a deal like that together.
这是迷人的。 That's fascinating.
我们有点火。 We have ignition.
我也是! Me, too!
宝贝! Baby!
如此难以置信。 So unbelievable.
我姐夫会喜欢那样的火箭。 My brother-in-law would like a rocket like that.
大便。 Shit.
这是迷人的。 That's fascinating.
天啊，看那个。 Gee, look at that.
好了，他走了。 Well, there he goes.
等他回来，我们就能赚几百万了。 When he gets back, we'll make millions.
天啊，真希望他们把爆炸录下来了。 Jeez, I hope they got that explosion on tape.
这对我们的森林草坪来说再好不过了。 It'd be perfect for our forest lawn spots.
科布先生。治愈,柯布先生。 Mr. Cobb. Heal, Mr. Cobb.
是的。愈合。 Yeah. Heal.
通过上帝，耶稣基督赋予我的力量… Through the power vested in me by God, Jesus Christ...
我会治愈你的，柯布先生。 I'm going to heal you, Mr. Cobb.
让我澄清一件事—— Let me make one thing very clear--
我不是骗子。 I am not a crook.
你为什么不从你的屁股上爬起来? Why don't you climb up off your ass?
记得我跟你说过你应该… Remember I was telling you you should get to be...
“我们做个交易吧”的参赛者? a contestant on "Let's Make a Deal"?
我告诉你吧。你穿得像只青蛙。 I'll tell you what. You dress up like a frog.
你穿绿色很好看。戴圆顶小帽。 You look good in green. And wear a yarmulke.
我想他喜欢犹太人。 I think he likes Jewish people.
伙计，我是挂了，紧张，紧张。 Man, am I hung up, strung out, and uptight.
嘿。妈的，我知道你在笑。 Hey. God damn it, I know that laugh.
伙计，这不可能。 Man, it couldn't be.
嘿,男人。你在袋子里。 Hey, man. You in a bag.
杜克，真的是你吗? Hey, Duke, is it really you?
没有大便。 No shit.
但我以为你已经死了。我以为他们抓到你了。 But I thought you were dead. I thought they got you.
弗里茨，你一点也没变。 Fritz, you ain't changed a bit.
你还是不知道它在哪里。 You still don't know where it's at.
你到底在这下面做什么? What are you doing down here, anyway?
像往常一样，我在寻找我存在的真正意义。 I'm looking for the true meaning of my existence, as usual.
我厌倦了假知识分子…… I got tired of the pseudointellectuals...
还有那些超级炒作的胡言乱语充斥着整个世界… and the super-hype bullshitters running the world...
决定我的命运。 determining my destiny.
你挖了吗?摧毁我的创造力? You dig it? And crushing my creative juices?
现在对我摆正架式。 Now lay the straight line on me.
我老婆把我踢出去了。 My old lady kicked my ass out.
我也是这么想的。 That's what I figured.
但是你知道，杜克… But you know, Duke...
这样对我们大家都好，真的。 it's going to be better for all of us, really.
没有大便。 No shit.
我以前是不是在什么地方听说过? Ain't I heard that somewhere before?
那不是废话。 That's no bullshit.
好日子还在后面，我不骗你。 There's better days ahead, I kid you not.
我们兄弟在前进的道路上度过了美好的时光。 We brothers got some great times rolling our way, man.
-兄弟们，好吗?-对。 -Now you brothers, huh? -Right on.
大便。不知道我们会有多黑…… Shit. No telling how black we'll be...
到这段闲聊结束的时候。 by the time this little chat ends.
相信我的话。我知道。 Take my word for it. I know.
杜克，听说过新泽西吗? Hey, Duke, you ever hear of New Jersey?
确定。 Sure.
你听说过雷·查尔斯吗? You ever heard of Ray Charles?
是的。嘿，我告诉你… Yeah. Hey, and I'll tell you...
你们这些乌鸦终于要自食其力了。 you crows are finally going to come into your own.
你等着瞧吧。 You wait and see.
傻帽来到贫民区，说着一些废话。 Jive sucker come into the ghetto, talking some stuff.
应该停止胡闹的母亲。 Ought to cut the jive mother.
25岁。 Twenty-five.
准备,瞄准,开火! Ready, aim, fire!
26。 Twenty-six.
嘿，老兄，你完蛋了。 Hey, man, your number's up.
来吧，让我们开始吧。 Come on, let's get to this.
但是——看,先生,请… But--look, please, sir...
你抓错人了，明白吗? you got the wrong guy, see?
别碰! Don't push!
至少让我告诉你是怎么发生的，伙计? At least let me tell you the way it happened, fella, huh?
去白宫拿一个包裹。 Go over to the White House and pick up a package.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
总统先生。 Mr. President.
你得做点什么。 You've got to do something.
相信我，没有什么好担心的。 Believe me, there's nothing to worry about.
没什么好担心的? Nothing to worry about?
这个——他叫什么名字…… This--what's his name...
Imaku。 Imaku.
不管,是暗示…… Whatever--is suggesting...
新非洲与古巴建立了联邦。 that New Africa make a federation with Cuba...
中国、非洲和北爱尔兰。 China, Africa, and Northern lreland.
我从不相信一个黑鬼。 I never did trust a nigger.
但你投票赞成把新泽西给他们 But you voted in favor of giving them New Jersey.
schwartzen问题的最终解决方案… The final solution to the schwartzen problem...
你说的话。 you said.
我们要除掉波多黎各人… And we get rid of the Puerto Ricans...
你找不到一个像样的擦鞋工…… and you can't get a decent shoeshine...
在整个美国。 in the whole of America.
我十年没看过一场像样的橄榄球比赛了。 I haven't seen a decent football game in ten years.
洪都拉斯在奥运会上打败了我们。 Honduras beat us in the Olympics.
你知道这意味着什么吗? You know what that means?
我们整个国家都是黑鬼—— We have a whole country full of niggers--
愤怒的黑鬼，就在纽约对面。 angry niggers, right across the river from New York.
他们可以放个屁，毁掉华盛顿。 They could fart and destroy Washington.
我们所要做的… All we have to do...
就是让杰克逊总统继续执政 is keep President Supreme Jackson in office.
进来。 Come in.
总统先生，我是信使部的。 Mr. President, I'm from the messenger service.
它是关于时间。 It's about time.
现在，把这个交给杰克逊总统。 Now, deliver this to President Supreme Jackson.
在新泽西?我是说，新非洲? In New Jersey? I mean, New Africa?
他就在那儿。 Well, that's where he is.
但我听说这些乌鸦不让白人进入他们的国家。 But I heard these crows don't let whites in their country.
你…多久了? How long have you been...
有红箭快递服务吗? with the Red Arrow delivery service?
(今天是我第一天上班。)我以前靠福利过活。 Today's my first day. I used to be on welfare.
去汽车联营处买一辆汽车和一张通行证。 Go to the motor pool and get a car and a pass.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
记住，这很重要…… Remember, this is important...
为了我们的国家安全，所以不要失败。 to our national security, so don't fail.
我不会失败的，先生。 I won't fail, sir.
请。别吻我的手了。 Please. Stop kissing my hand.
-是的，先生-摸我的手掌 -Yes, sir. -And touching my palms.
我能为您效劳吗? Can I help you?
我要见负责的人。 I want to see the man in charge.
这里我说了算。 I'm in charge here.
我是来弄辆车和一张去新非洲的通行证的。 I came to get a car and a pass into New Africa.
好吧，我给你弄辆车和一张去尼格维尔的通行证。 OK, I'll get you a car and a pass to Niggerville.
这是一辆旋转发动机马自达。 This is a rotary engine Mazda.
那些黑鬼会偷他们能偷的任何东西。 Them niggers will steal anything they can.
冒着买辆新车的危险去那里是没有意义的。 No sense in risking a new car to go over there.
我们再也没有人把它们洗干净了。 We ain't got anybody to wash 'em up no more.
给你。 Here you go.
谢谢。 Thanks.
到这里来。 Come here.
如果你要去新非洲… If you're going to New Africa...
我有妻子和孩子在那里。 I got a wife and kid over there.
他们必须和他们的人一起去…… They had to go with their people...
他们把新泽西给了黑人。 when they gave the blacks New Jersey.
-不拉屎吗?-你能不能 -No shit? -Could you kind of--
这里有很多黑人。 Well, there's a lot of blacks.
你和一个黑人女人结婚了? You were married to a colored woman?
大便。那可是十年牢狱之灾。 Shit. That's ten years in the slammer.
是的。听着，我不指望你去找他们…… Yeah. Look, I don't expect you to look for 'em...
但如果你碰巧看到他们…… but if you should happen to see 'em...
你能告诉他们我—— will you tell 'em l--
代我向他们问好。 tell 'em I said hi.
我想知道他们是否还在那里? I wonder if they're still over there?
好的。你的通行证不错。继续。 OK. Your pass is good. Go on.
嘿，我怎么找到Supreme Jackson总统? Oh, hey, how do I find President Supreme Jackson?
挥动一张美元钞票。 Wave a dollar bill.
是的。谢谢。 Yeah. Thanks.
是的。黑色的是美丽的。 Yeah. Black is beautiful.
就像他们说的，哈? Like they say, huh?
我听到温柔的声音 I hears de gentle voices
嘿,男人。 Hey, man.
罗斯科、溪谷、溪谷。-什么? -Roscoe, dere, dere. -What?
广泛的人。这丑陋的广泛。 That broad, man. That ugly broad.
嘿,男人。 Hey, man.
你不去和你老太太打招呼吗? Ain't you going to say hello to your old lady?
看出来了,现在。那个贱人太丑了… -Watch out, now. -That bitch is too ugly...
让你在公共场合打招呼。 for you to say hello to in public.
开枪。我会更快地跟她一起去…… Shoot. I'd go with her a lot quicker...
也不愿和你妈妈一起去 than I'd go with your mama.
开枪。她很丑… Shoot. She's so ugly...
你爸爸都不想跟她一起去。 your daddy don't even want to go with her.
狗屎!,看一看,这是谁在说话。 Shit! Look who's talking.
妈的，如果丑陋是电… Shit, if ugliness was electricity...
你妈妈会走在动力车上。 your mama would be walking in a powerhouse.
哦，伙计，把它挖出来。这是狗屎。 Oh, man, dig that. That's light shit.
黑鬼，你妈妈看起来就像十英里长的坏路。 Your mama look like ten miles of bad road, nigger.
你妈妈有张脸… Your mama got a face...
看起来像是被公共汽车碾压过的… that look like it been run over by a bus...
每个人都在夸她有多漂亮，直到你。 and everybody kept telling how good she looking till you.
从那以后，她就一直跳到公共汽车前面。 And then--so she's been jumping in front of buses ever since.
伙计，我不想听那个。 Man, I don't want to hear that.
哦，嘿，看那个。 Oh, hey, look at that.
天哪，那里有一对瞪羚。 Boy, some pair of gazongas there.
这并不坏。有点年轻。 That isn't bad. A little young.
但是，管他呢。 But, then, what the hell.
这些小企鹅在它们11岁的时候就知道它在哪了。 These chicks know where it's at by the time they're 1 1 anyway.
我怎么去黑屋? How do I get to the Black House?
你在拐角处乘20路公共汽车。 You take the number twenty bus on the corner.
你知道拐角是什么，对吧，臭小子? You do know what a corner is, don't you, honky?
有人帮助。 Somebody help.
的帮助! Help!
嘿,男人。拜托，帮帮我，伙计。 Hey, man. Come on, help me, man, please.
哦,男人。有什么事吗? Oh, man. What's the matter?
嗯，帮派，伙计。 Well, a gang, man.
他们抢走了, They robbed--
-哦,耶稣。-我,的男人。 -Oh, Jesus. -Help me, man.
嘿,帮帮忙!小巷里有个人受伤了。 Hey, help! There's a man hurt in the alley.
帮助我,有人! Help me, somebody!
(在吗?到这里。 -Where? -Back here.
他伤害了不好吗? He hurt bad?
瞧，老兄，街区那头有个电话。 Look, man, there's a phone down the block.
去叫救护车。 Go and call an ambulance.
喂? Hello?
接线员，给我医院。 Operator, give me the hospital.
给你什么? Give you what?
医院——病人，医生，疼，疼，你知道的。 A hospital--sick, doctor, pain, hurt, you know.
等一下，先生。 Just a minute, mister.
你在找萨克斯医生吗? You looking for a Dr. Sax?
信息数量30 - 70。 Information number 30-70.
是13-17，还是30-70? Is that 13-17, or is that 30-70?
-你在取笑我?-不，我只是想 -You making fun of me? -No, I just wanted to get--
听起来你是白人。你白吗? Sound like you white. You white?
这有什么关系? What's that got to do with anything?
哈奇，你在用一部新的非洲电话干什么? Honky, what you doing talking on a New African phone?
我想去医院 Trying to get a hospital.
你需要一个像你那样取笑别人的人。 You're going to need one the way you making fun of people.
听着，我只想知道… Look, all I want to know...
是13-17还是30-70之类的。 is if the number is 13-17 or 30-70 or what.
你这么聪明，自己想办法。 You such a smart ass, you figure it out.
我的对手指责我回避问题。 My opponent is accusing me of dodging the issues.
让我这样说。 Let me say this about that.
问题是我唯一没有回避的事情。 Issues is the only thing I'm not dodging.
嘿，再来两份一样的。 Hey, two more of the same.
我该怎么办，伙计?我是说，我有工作。 What am I going to do, man? I mean, I work.
我觉得我看起来不错。我还年轻。 I think I look good. I'm still young.
你知道，我可能有5个孩子。 You know, I might have about five children.
当我看到吉米·亨德里克斯的时候… And when I saw Jimi Hendrix...
我从来没见过有人弹吉他，弹得像—— I'd never saw anybody play guitar, play like--
有一次他拿了一把吉他 He took a guitar one time and took--
他把它挂在脖子上了，对吧? he had it round his neck, right?
有个女孩坐在观众席上… And there was a girl in the audience...
他要把这首歌献给… that he was dedicating the song to...
他拿着它，把它绕在脖子上，对吧? and he took it, spun it around his neck, right?
他脖子上戴着它，对吧? He's got it on his neck, right?
周围。然后他拿起它…… Just going around. Then he takes it...
把它扔到他两腿之间，猛地把它扯下来。 throws it down between his legs and jerks it off.
他把它扯下来了，伙计。我简直不敢相信。 He jerks it off, man. I couldn't believe it.
然后把她扔回他的 And then threw her right back around his--
然后开始玩他的牙齿。 and then started playing with his teeth.
这是正确的。这是他。 That's right. That's him.
然后——在他用牙齿弹奏之后…… And then--after he played it with his teeth...
他把它掉在地上…… he dropped it down on the ground...
拿了些较轻的液体… took some lighter fluid...
你可以在专辑封面上看到。 You see it on the album cover.
我决定我只想做个妓女。 I decided that I just wanted to be a prostitute.
哦,亲爱的。等一下，宝贝。 Oh, honey. Wait a minute, baby.
我只想做我自己的事，宝贝。 I just want to do my thing, baby.
他们说我可以买些皮草。 They tell me I can get me some furs.
你过得如何? How you doing?
嗨,朋友… Hey, pal...
黑鬼，你踩了我的光! Nigger, you stepped on my shine!
你怎么了? What's wrong with you?
你最好他妈的从我面前滚开。 You better get the fuck outta my face.
-你在说什么?我帮你剪。你开枪。 -What you talking about? -I'll cut you. Shoot you.
伙计，黑鬼，出去! Man, nigger, step outside!
听着，黑鬼，你最好退后! Listen, nigger, you better back off!
我要把你从这里截到明天! I'll cut you from here to tomorrow!
备份?哦,没错! Back up? Ooh, that's right!
我会用最快的速度砍你，直到明天你才会流血。 I'll cut you so goddamn fast you won't bleed till tomorrow.
太容易了。 Too easy.
你有一美元的零钱吗? Have you got change for a dollar?
好吧，现在，你看这儿! Well, now, looky here!
一个真正活的白! A real live white!
难道就没有人能阻止这场争斗吗? Isn't anybody gonna break up that fight?
这些黑鬼不打架，笨蛋。 Them niggers don't fight, sucker.
狗屎!他们只是roughin”。 Shit! They just roughin'.
一个白人在这里干什么? What's a whitey doing in this joint?
在这儿你走。-谢谢。你有电话吗? -Here you go. -Thanks. You got a phone?
它被偷了。 It got ripped off.
沿街就有一家。 There's one down the street.
的帮助!有人!警察! Help! Somebody! Police!
我有5美元，你不会买那个号码的。 I got five dollars say you ain't gonna buy that number.
事实上，我在上面镶了我的金牙… In fact, I put my gold teeth on it...
你不能用铅笔和一张纸做出那个数字 you can't make that number with a pencil and a sheet of--
来人是谁? Who goes there?
原谅我。——请不要打扰我。我热。 -Excuse me. -Don't bother me. I'm hot.
你能告诉我在哪里可以找到杰克逊总统吗? Can you tell me where to find President Supreme Jackson?
这个jive motherfu—— This jive motherfu--
他是对的。 He's right inside.
去做吧。你赚不了那么多钱。 Go ahead. You can't make that money.
七。押注5。 Come on seven. Bet five.
现在它是什么? Now what is it?
来自白宫的消息。白鬼子的总统。 Message from the White House. The honky prez.
——白宫吗?给我消息。 -The White House? -Gimme the message.
它说了什么? What does it say?
上面说我们企图暗杀… It says that we attempt an assassination...
都怪lmaku，伙计。 and blame it on lmaku, man.
企图暗杀谁? Attempt to assassinate who?
你,傻瓜! You, fool!
别担心,男人。 Don't worry, man.
我们会给他来一枪，伙计，他只会伤害你。 We'll get an expert shot, man, and all he'll do is wound you.
伤我吗? Wound me?
我们得让它看起来真实。 We got to make it look real.
他妈的,狗屎。我不会让任何人朝我开枪的。 Fuck that shit. I ain't gonna let nobody shoot me.
答案是否定的。 The answer is no.
伙计，我不会输掉这次选举的。 Man, I ain't gonna lose this election.
如果我得挨枪子儿，你就得挨枪子儿! If I got to get shot you are!
不一定。 Not necessarily.
弗里茨?琼斯将军想和你说话! Fritz? General Jones wants to talk to you!
好的,谢谢。 OK, thanks.
我来自—— I'm from--
我知道你从哪里来 I know where the hell you from--
不要任何人动!这是什么? -Don't anybody move! -What's this?
我们发现你在干扰我们的会议… We found you was bugging our conference...
监视行动，窃听电话… spying on the movements, tapping the telephones...
还告诉报纸我用直发器! and telling the papers I use hair straightener!
你怎么敢。 How dare you.
——杰克逊吗?他死了。 -Where's Jackson? -He's dead.
别唬我了! Don't you bullshit me!
我不是。被美国间谍杀害。 I'm not. Killed by an American spy.
什么?我没有杀任何人。 What? I didn't kill anybody.
他们为什么要杀杰克逊? Why would they kill Jackson?
因为杰克逊是真正的兄弟。 'Cause Jackson was a real brother.
不会让这场谋杀逍遥法外的! Ain't gonna let this murder go unavenged!
委员会刚刚宣战… The council has just declared war...
在美国，挖掘那个! on the United States, and dig that!
我记得你说过两三天内我们就会输。 I thought you said we were going to lose in two or three days.
已经两个星期了。 It's been two weeks.
那些战争赔款呢… Where's all that war reparations money...
我们应该得到什么? we was supposed to get?
所有的PXs和黑市香烟? All them PXs and black market cigarettes?
给我个机会让我冷静一下，伙计。 Now, give me a chance to get my head together, man.
现在它是什么? Now what is it?
美国的总统。 The President of the United States.
议长先生，副总统先生…… Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President...
女士们先生们，作为总司令… Iadies and gentlemen, as Commander in Chief...
在美国所有的军队中…… of all the United States military forces...
我投降。 I surrender.
什么?投降? What? Surrender?
投降是什么意思?! What the hell you mean, surrender?!
你最好回去战斗。 You better get back to fighting.
你们从没输过一场战争。 You folks ain't never lost a war.
-该死，你会赢的!-我们要把他们弄回来? -Shit, you can win! -We getting them whiteys back?
无条件投降。 Unconditional surrender.
那是你的屁股，琼斯。 That's your ass, Jones.
对主权的新非洲共和国犯下的罪行… For crimes against the Sovereign Republic of New Africa...
和暗杀…… and the assassination...
我们敬爱的总统杰克逊… of our beloved President Supreme Jackson...
你今天被判死刑。 you've been ordered executed this day.
你有最后的要求吗? You got a last request?
是的。请不要开枪打我。 Yes. Please don't shoot me.
准备好…目的…火! Ready...aim...fire!
我打赌你投票给尼克松了! I bet you voted for Nixon!
你是不是碰巧，聪明的笨蛋先生… Did you by any chance, Mr. Smart Ass...
给我吃点避孕药? pop some of my birth control pills?
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
拉尔菲刚才尿在我鞋上了! Ralphie just peed on my shoes!
天哪，离开这里真让人精神振奋…… Christ, is it refreshing to get away...
来自街头的压力。 from the pressures of the street.
隔离的好处有很多。 There's much to be said for the advantages of isolation.
它允许一个完全自由的挑选和选择… It allows one total freedom to pick and choose...
没有社会的力量让你崩溃。 without the forces of society to wear you down.
以影响为例…… Take the example of the influence...
现代文化的影响。 of our present-day culture.
它体现了人类对他人缺乏个人关怀的特点。 It typifies humanity's lack of personal concern for others.
去你妈的，你们这些不顾别人的混蛋! Hey, fuck you, you inconsiderate bastards!
你只是坐在那里肥屁股… You just sit there on your fat asses...
不加选择地向生活倾泻。 and dump on life indiscriminately.
我想我应该学会接受…… I suppose I should learn to accept...
不过，生活中微小的干扰。 the miniscule distractions of life, though.
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
毗湿奴神圣的号角唤醒你。 The sacred horn of Vishnu wakes you up.
醒醒吧，年轻的白种人…… Do wake up, please, young Caucasian...
因为我是来拯救你的灵魂的。 'cause I've come to save your very soul.
什么?你确定要找我? What? You sure you want me?
我是不可能出错的。 It is not possible that I could be in error.
你看，我的好书，它指引我漫游…… You see, my good book here, it guides me as I wander...
通过我所经历的浩瀚宇宙… through the vast cosmic universe of my experience...
用星光的闪光和美好的共鸣做我的同床共枕。 with astral flash and good vibes as my bedfellows.
等一下。我真的不能支持它。 Wait a minute. I can't get behind that really.
那些不是黄页吗? Aren't those the yellow pages?
哦,男人。你不能那样做吗? Oh, man. Could you not do that?
请给我洗脚。给我洗脚，白种人。 Please to wash my feet. Wash my feet, Caucasian one.
尤其是左边的那个。 Especially the left one.
就在今天早上，我踩到了神圣的牛屎。 Only this morning, I stepped in sacred cow shit.
哇,人。抓住现在。 Wow, man. Hold on now.
我真的不喜欢洗掉任何人脚上的牛粪。 I'm not really into washing cow shit off anybody's feet.
这真是一个恶兆。 This is truly a bad omen.
我，Javral Ben Roderiga… I, Javral Ben Roderiga...
最能干的爪牙本·罗德里加的儿子…… son of the most ample Javral Ben Roderiga Sr...
确实受到了冒犯。 have been truly affronted.
听着，我不是有意冒犯你的，伙计。 Look, I didn't mean to offend you, man.
沉默。没有必要解释了。 Silence. There is no need to explain.
是啊，这真不错。很好。 Oh, yeah, this is nice. Very nice.
毗瑟奴的黄铜号角宣告… The brass horn of Vishnu announces...
我是东方派来的两个人中的第二个。 that I am the second of two sent from the East.
还有两名来自西方。 Two also were sent from the West.
不管。 No matter.
是为了医治那些，那些不幸的人…… It was to cure those, those poor unfortunates...
受麻风病折磨的 afflicted with the leprosy.
天哪，真可惜，因为我看到过… Jeez, that's really a shame, because I've seen...
这里有很多疾病，但目前还没有麻风病。 a lot of disease down here, but no leprosy--so far.
没有麻风?没有运行溃疡? No leprosy? No running sores?
什么也没有发生。 Nothing like that.
这是最令人不安的消息。但慢性背痛? This is most disturbing news. But chronic backache?
我的朋友也没有，我想没有。 None of my friends have that, either, I don't think.
那么，也许可怕的头皮屑… Well, then perhaps the dreaded dandruff...
或令人心碎的牛皮癣? or the very heartbreak of psoriasis?
不。我告诉你真相。我觉得你来晚了一点。 No. I'll tell you the truth. I think you're a little late.
我想那是很久以前的事了。 See, I think that went down a long time ago.
我可以给你讲个故事，如果你愿意的话—— I could tell you a story, if you'd care to--
如果你能长话短说…… If you could possibly make it short...
因为很有可能… because there is a strong possibility...
我应该在费城。 that I should be in Philadelphia.
天啊，这东西真是炸药。 Jesus, this stuff is dynamite.
我灵魂的眼睛也在凝视着我。 The eyes of my own soul staring back at me.
上帝知道，我尽我所能过着最好的生活。 God knows I've lived the best lives I was capable of.
我对社会规则的轻微违反只是应得的—— My minor infractions of society's rules were only due--
哦，求你了，路西法，不要带我去! Oh, please, Lucifer, don't take me!
我还没准备好!我要改变! I'm not ready! I'll change!
我已经改变。看看我变了。 I'm already changing. Look at me change.
哦，我的天啊，这是一条多么长的路啊。 Oh, my God, what a way to go.
对不起,当然。喂? Excuse me, certainly. Hello?
的要好。 Yoo-hoo down there.
原谅我。有人找到耳环了吗? Excuse me. Did anyone find an earring?
我把耳环掉到垃圾桶里了。你会认识到它。 I dropped my earring in the trash. You'd recognize it.
它是一边打开的。有点像玉色。 It opens on one side. Kind of a jade color.
上面有一张埃罗尔·弗林和艾伦·黑尔裸体的照片 It's got a picture of Errol Flynn and Alan Hale naked--
哦,耶稣基督!路西法是一个同性恋! Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!
上帝啊，我的生活一团糟! Jesus Christ, my life is shit!
我必须先怀孕。我本来可以堕胎的。 I had to get knocked up. I could've had an abortion.
不。好脾气的查理先生在那边。 No. Mr. Good-Time Charlie over there.
“不,”他说。“婴儿。 "No," he says. "Have the baby.
“我们会结婚。我会照顾你的。” "We'll get married. I'll take care of you."
你要照顾什么? What'll you take care of?
幸好我们有拉尔菲。 It's a good thing we got Ralphie.
否则，我们连福利都得不到。 Otherwise, we don't even get welfare.
你能告诉我一件你为我的拉尔夫做过的事吗? Will you tell me one thing you ever did for my Ralphie?
你和他一起玩过吗? Do you ever play with him?
你曾经带他去看球赛吗? Do you ever take him to the ballgame?
你曾经带他去钓鱼吗?钓鱼怎么样? Do you ever take him fishing? How about fishing?
你为什么不带你自己的儿子去钓鱼? Why don't you take your own son fishing?
你甚至都不给他换猫砂! You don't even change his kitty litter!
你知道斯波克医生… Did you know that Dr. Spock...
在他的书中清楚地阐述了…… has stated very clearly in his book...
那些从不在你身边的父亲… that fathers who are never there...
经常做个臭小孩? usually makes a fag kid?
你知道他大部分时间都在家里做什么吗? Do you know what he does most of the time around the house?
如果他没有挖鼻子，他就是在偷懒。 If he's not picking his nose, he's jerking off.
他上幼儿园的时候会是什么样子? How's that gonna look when he starts kindergarten?
吸我的鸡巴，哈? Suck my dick, huh?
你给我滚出去! You get outta here!
收拾你的东西滚出去! Pack your things and get out!
我说了滚出去，我是认真的! I said get out, and I mean it!
趁我还年轻… While I'm still young enough...
为我的孩子找个好父亲，你这个混蛋。 to find a decent father for my child, you bum.
你成天无所事事。 All you do is lay around.
听着，我受够了替你收拾烂摊子。 Listen, I'm sick of cleaning up after you.
别以为我不知道你在鬼混。 And don't think I don't know that you fool around.
我知道它。你这瘾君子，瘾君子，你。 I know it. You junkie, you hophead, you.
你在开玩笑吧? Are you kidding?
不,我不是。我讨厌看到你…… No, I'm not. I'm sick of seeing you...
无所事事地坐在这里。 sitting around here doing nothing.
认真! Get serious!
在你准备好之前别回来! Don't come back here until you're ready to shape up!
太多了。我以为她在骗我。 Too much. I thought she was putting me on.
她真的做到了。这让我大吃一惊。 Hey, she actually did it. That blows my mind.
嘿，我明天不用去福利办公室。 Hey, I don't have to go to the welfare office tomorrow.
耶稣!哇! Jesus! Wow!
知道那是什么吗?那是狗屎! Know what that is? That's shit!
你是狗屎! You are shit!
知道吗?知道吗? Know what? Know what?
她得了淋病! She's got the clap!
我的一些好朋友… Some of my best friends...
当他回到地球时。 When he gets back to Earth.
这是我经历过的最糟糕的生活。 This is about the worst life I ever had.