1 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:41,020 ♪如果我能依靠著彩虹♪ ♪ If I was leaning on a rainbow ♪ 2 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:44,890 ♪星星閃亮 月光照耀♪ ♪ Where stars shine and moonbeams glow ♪ 3 00:00:44,930 --> 00:00:48,150 ♪困難和傷痛將離我遠去♪ ♪ I could leave my troubles, forget my woes ♪ 4 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,030 ♪如果我能依靠著彩虹♪ ♪ If I was leaning on a rainbow ♪ 5 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:59,690 ♪如果我能坐在世界之巔♪ ♪ If I was sitting on top of the world ♪ 6 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:03,430 ♪美酒 鉆石 珠寶陪伴♪ ♪ With fine wine, diamonds and pearls ♪ 7 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:06,650 ♪我將處于不敗之地♪ ♪ Ain't nobody would bring me down ♪ 8 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:10,700 ♪如果我能坐在世界之巔♪ ♪ If I was sitting on top of the world ♪ 9 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:21,840 噢 Oh. 10 00:01:26,410 --> 00:01:29,330 拜托 你這個十足的白癡 Come on, you blithering idiot. 11 00:01:29,370 --> 00:01:31,500 不就26個字母嘛 There's only 26 letters in the damned alphabet. 12 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:34,110 你只要把它們按正確的順序放一起就好了 All you've gotta do is put them in the right bloody order. 13 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,770 寫點什么吧 Write something. 14 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:42,600 什么都行 Anything. 15 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,140 對了 Right. 16 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,750 音樂 Music. 17 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:17,810 查爾斯 Charles. 18 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:25,510 動腦啊 Think. 19 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:52,410 查爾斯 Charles? 20 00:02:53,630 --> 00:02:54,890 親愛的 Darling? 21 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:58,460 查爾斯 廷巴克圖的人都聽得見 Charles? They can hear you in Timbuktu! 22 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,860 非常感謝 Much obliged. 23 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:12,990 如果你堅持要過得像個夜貓子一樣 If you insist on living like a nocturnal animal, 24 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,520 至少不要打擾到別人吧 at least be civil enough to hide your tracks. 25 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:18,870 早上好 伊迪絲 Morning, Edith. 26 00:03:18,910 --> 00:03:20,130 早上好 夫人 Good morning, ma'am. 27 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,960 他終于做到了 Oh, he's finally gone through with it. 28 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,660 可恥至極 不是嗎 Oh yes. Scandalous, isn't it? 29 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,400 恰恰相反 我覺得為了愛情放棄皇位 On the contrary, I think giving up the throne 30 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,050 非常浪漫 for love is awfully romantic. 31 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:32,010 我要一個烤葡萄柚和一杯濃咖啡 I'll have a grilled grapefruit and a strong coffee please. 32 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:36,710 唐多明先生又要我把雞蛋 Mr. Condomine's asked for his eggs 33 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,020 拿到他的書房 to be brought out to his study again. 34 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:39,460 看他現在的情緒 我希望 Well, given his mood, I hope they're 35 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,280 雞蛋是單面煎的 being served sunny side up. 36 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:44,630 拿去 Here we go. 37 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:50,680 兩個半熟的雞蛋給威廉·莎士比亞 Two soft-boiled eggs. For William Shakespeare. 38 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,690 女主人今天早上要吃什么 And what does Her Majesty want this morning? 39 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,820 她堅持好萊塢式飲食 She's sticking to the Hollywood diet. 40 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:55,820 好萊塢式飲食 Hollywood diet. 41 00:03:57,730 --> 00:04:00,350 她要變成葛麗泰·嘉寶 It'll take a lot more than an exotic fruit 42 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:02,220 一個外國水果可遠遠不夠 to turn her into Greta Garbo. 43 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:04,220 噢 Oh. 44 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:06,180 別在花園里磨蹭 伊迪絲 And don't dilly-dally in the garden, Edith. 45 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:08,830 如果烤面包冷了 他就不吃了 He'll only send it back, if the toast is cold. 46 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,850 我不是一個壞人 I'm not a bad man. 47 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,200 我是喜歡調情 I mean, yes, I like to flirt a bit. 48 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:31,860 偶爾也會賭博 And the occasional flutter. 49 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,950 先生 打擾了 你的早餐 Excuse me, sir. Your breakfast. 50 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,350 伊迪絲 Edith. 51 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,480 在 先生 Yes, sir? 52 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:55,010 麻煩你提醒埃德娜'toast'這個單詞 Would you remind Edna that the word 'toast' 53 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:58,360 來自于拉丁語'tostare' is derived from the Latin 'tostare', 54 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,750 意思是"燒"或者"烤" meaning 'to scorch' or 'to roast'? 55 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:06,800 這...這面包都冷得硬了 Whereas this... is a cold, hard piece of bread. 56 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,630 我的錯 先生 Apologies, sir. 57 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,330 謝謝 Thank you. 58 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,160 您還有其它需要嗎 Do you need anything else? 59 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:17,550 天意 Divine intervention. 60 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:24,950 真是愛國啊 哈羅德 It's wonderfully patriotic, Harold. 61 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,040 你非常有能干 You've really excelled yourself. 62 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,960 我肯定裁判也是這么想的 And I'm certain the judges will agree. 63 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:33,260 噢 Oh! 64 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,800 為什么對你來說這么容易呢 How was it so easy for you, 65 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,760 我的曼哈頓繆斯 my Manhattan muse? 66 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:55,420 查爾斯 Charles. 67 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,900 你應該向卡德摩斯祈禱 You really should be praying to Cadmus 68 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,600 而不是砍他的頭 and not decapitating him. 69 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,380 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 70 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,380 你的任務是寫一部90頁的劇本 You've been commissioned to write a 90-page screenplay, 71 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,340 而不是《戰爭與和平》 not War and Peace. 72 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:09,210 我已經江郎才盡了 I'm at my wits' end. 73 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,300 我不明白改編一個你已經寫好的劇本 I just don't understand how it can be so problematic 74 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:14,170 有什么難的呢 to adapt a story that you've already written. 75 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,000 對不起 查爾斯 我不知道我還能忍受多久 I'm sorry, Charles. I just don't know how long 76 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:19,350 你現在完全陷在你的幻想世界里 I can go on like this, with you stuck 77 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:23,710 留我一個人在真實世界 in an imaginary world and me alone in the real one. 78 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,800 我想你 I miss you. 79 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:28,970 我想我們 I miss us. 80 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:31,890 我也是 So do I. 81 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,940 看看這個 Look at that. 82 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:46,770 我在文件里找到的 Just found it amongst some papers. 83 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:49,300 你能試著理解我的心情很貼心 It's sweet of you to try and spare my feelings. 84 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:51,170 但也很幼稚 And a little naive. 85 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,740 為什么 Why? 86 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,690 因為你覺得我會介意你想埃爾韋拉 Because you imagine that I mind you thinking of Elvira. 87 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,390 你不介意嗎 Well, don't you? 88 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:02,050 我一點兒都不嫉妒她 No. I'm not in the least bit jealous of her. 89 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:03,790 我只是在想 如果我死了 I just wonder if I died, whether you'd continue 90 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,400 你會不會看我的照片 to look at photographs of me. 91 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:07,360 親愛的 Darling. 92 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:11,930 你會長命百歲的 You're not the dying type. 93 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,710 哈 Ha! 94 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,240 他簡直無可救藥 維奧萊特 He's simply incorrigible, Violet. 95 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,550 昨天我看見他盯著埃爾韋拉的照片出神 I found him mooning over pictures of Elvira yesterday. 96 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,070 埃爾韋拉 Elvira? 97 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,420 他一直逃避工作 還想著前妻 He's been shirking work and pining for the ex-wife. 98 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:28,810 噢 Oh! 99 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,640 比賽結束 Game, set and match. 100 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:36,260 這真的沒有什么好擔心的 There's really nothing to feel insecure about. 101 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,740 埃爾韋拉也許是很有魅力 Elvira may have been very attractive, 102 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:39,780 但是那個可憐的女人已經死了 but the poor woman's gone. 103 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,000 就像我們之間的火花一樣 As has the spark in our relationship. 104 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:43,440 查爾斯是個男人 Charles is a man. 105 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,440 你不能指望他同時應付 You can't expect him to juggle 106 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,270 很多事情 more than one thing at a time. 107 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:49,570 我的建議...讓他自己去焦慮那些文字 My advice... leave him to worry about the words 108 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,790 你可以找其他人開心開心 and find someone else to shake your sheets. 109 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:55,010 拜托 別裝模作樣了 Oh come on, don't be a prude. 110 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:58,240 要想婚姻走到底 你就必須得實際一點 One must be practical for a marriage to run the course. 111 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,580 布拉曼夫人 你還記得 Do you remember what you learnt 112 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:02,110 上一堂課學到的東西嗎 in our last lesson, Mrs. Bradman? 113 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:05,810 保持強壯 抓牢 我怎么忘得了 Strong, firm grip. How could I forget? 114 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:16,990 所以有什么問題 老朋友 So, what seems to be the trouble, old chap? 115 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,910 事情沒有以前進展得那么順利了 Things don't seem to be flowing as they used to. 116 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:22,130 噢 Oh. 117 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,130 你告訴我哪一個作家 Name me a wordsmith who hasn't wrestled with a bout 118 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,610 沒有遇到過寫作瓶頸 of writer's block once in a while, eh. 119 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:29,700 事實上 不只是我的文字 And the truth is, it's not just the words 120 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,660 枯竭了 that have dried up. 121 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,880 嗯哼 Hm-hm. 122 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,790 大本鐘都不報時了 Big Ben's stopped chiming. 123 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,320 皮斯博迪先生得了舞臺恐懼癥 Mr. Peasbody's got stage fright. 124 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:44,540 可憐的家伙 Oh, you poor fellow. 125 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,500 就好像用繩子打臺球 It's like playing billiards with a rope. 126 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:52,380 試一下這個 Try a couple of these. 127 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,470 應該給你的油箱加些油 Should put some fuel back in your tank. 128 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,420 這是什么 What are they? 129 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:56,990 苯丙胺硫酸Benzedrine sulfate. 130 00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:59,640 安非他明 amphetamine. 131 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,950 增強興奮感 Enhances cheerfulness, 132 00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:04,650 敏感性 維奧萊特已經試過了 alertness, and as Violet would testify, 133 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:07,170 對你的性欲有奇效 does wonders for your libido. 134 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:09,520 聽起來好得令人難以置信 會上癮嗎 Sounds too good to be true. Is it habit forming? 135 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:12,220 完全不會 我們已經用了很多年了 No, not at all. Been using them for years. 136 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,580 慢一點 Ah, slow down. 137 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,370 查爾斯 你會讓我們都得冠心病的 Charles, you'll give us both a coronary. 138 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:28,370 我從來沒覺得這么有活力過 I've never felt more alive. 139 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:29,980 怎么了 發生什么事了 Why? What's happened? 140 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:32,110 我決定聽你的建議 I decided to take your advice 141 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,940 向好的地方看 and look on the positives. 142 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:36,330 人總是要生活得積極一點兒嘛 Surely it's better to be up than down. 143 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:37,640 我只是不想你耗費完體力 I just don't want you to exhaust yourself 144 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,030 今天晚上在劇場還有個靈媒演出呢 before the medium show at the theater tonight. 145 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,690 任何有理智的人都不會浪費一個完美的夜晚 Nobody in their right mind would waste a perfectly 146 00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:45,690 假裝被某人的自言自語 pleasant evening pretending to be fascinated 147 00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:47,820 所吸引 by someone holding a one-way conversation. 148 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:56,050 女士們先生們 大家請就坐 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 149 00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:59,490 今晚的演出將在兩分鐘之后開始 This evening's performance will commence in two minutes. 150 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,100 那不是你的廚娘嗎 Isn't that your cook? 151 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:04,670 還有你的女傭 And your maid? 152 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:07,150 是 就是她們 Oh yes. So it is. 153 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,450 可憐的伊迪絲 Poor Edith. 154 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,240 自從她弟弟在西班牙參加反法斯西戰爭去世之后 She's been very taken with this sort of thing 155 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,940 她就迷上了這類活動 since she lost her brother fighting the fascists in Spain. 156 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,500 原始的迷信非常有說服性 Primitive superstition can be very persuasive. 157 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,330 特別是對于情緒脆弱的人來說 Especially with the emotionally susceptible. 158 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,960 女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen, 159 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,960 歡迎來到這里 welcome to an evening that will change 160 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:43,620 今夜將改變你對這個世界的看法 your perceptions of the world we inhabit. 161 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:48,320 也將確鑿地回答 That will answer, irrefutably, 162 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:53,190 自古以來 the question that has confounded mankind 163 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,150 困擾著所有人類的問題 since the dawn of time. 164 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:02,160 人死之后會有靈魂嗎 Is there life after death? 165 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:04,640 沒有 No. 166 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,470 她來了 There she is. 167 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,920 女士們先生們 大家好 Mesdames et messeurs, bonsoir. 168 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:34,410 從西方的喬魯拉大金字塔 From the Great Pyramid of Cholula in the West 169 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:39,280 到東邊的泰山 to Mount Taishan in the east, 170 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,850 從南邊的Whanganui-a-Tara from Whanganui-a-Tara in the south 171 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:43,850 到北邊的烏普薩拉 to Uppsala in the north, 172 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,200 我環游世界 I have traveled the globe, 173 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:51,690 和古魯 哲人和薩滿交流 communing with gurus, swamis and shaman. 174 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:56,340 這些智者引導我 These wise sages have guided me 175 00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:59,740 進入更深的層面 to a deeper dimension 176 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:04,740 在那兒我豁然頓悟 where finally I experienced an epiphany 177 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:09,530 到了另一個世界 and broke through to the other side. 178 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:22,670 我確信你們所有人 I am certain that everyone here 179 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:27,030 都能感受到逝去的所愛之人的靈魂 has sensed the spirits of their departed loved ones. 180 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,940 我也確信我們都希望 And I am certain we all wish 181 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:33,680 能夠和他們再次溝通 we could communicate with them again 182 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:37,990 彌補曾經的遺憾 to say the things we never got to say. 183 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,470 - 我有過 - 對不起 I've got it. Shh. -Sorry. 184 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:44,520 今晚 我將利用珍貴的神秘力量 Tonight, I will use the precious mystical gift 185 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,870 讓這一切變成現實 to make that possible. 186 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,880 糟糕 Bugger! 187 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,500 阿卡蒂夫人 Madame Arcati. 188 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:06,370 就是個鬼把戲 Oh, it's a conjuring trick. 189 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,500 我告訴過你 她就是個騙子 I told you. She's a fraud. 190 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,720 你的指控太過分了 That's an outrageous accusation. 191 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,590 我只是和神明失去了聯系 I merely lost contact. 192 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,070 查爾斯說得對 這就是騙人的把戲 Charles was right. It was all a put-up job. 193 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,160 他去哪兒了 Where'd he go? 194 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:20,300 別 別 Please, please. 195 00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:23,950 阿卡蒂夫人剛剛才度過 Madame Arcati has just been through 196 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,430 一場慘痛的經歷 a very traumatic experience. 197 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,520 請別... Please just... Please. 198 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,520 我想請你們在這個艱難的時刻 I would ask you to respect 199 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:34,090 尊重一下她的隱私 her privacy at this difficult time. 200 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,790 我的好阿姨 Oh, my giddy aunt! 201 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,750 我告訴過你 曼迪普 I've told you, Mandeep, 202 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,100 我誰都不想見 I don't want to see a living soul. 203 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:47,410 我的名字叫查爾斯·康多明 My name is Charles Condomine. 204 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,930 我是一個獲獎作家 I'm an award-winning writer. 205 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:51,330 那些骯臟的記者我更不想見 And especially not the gutter press. 206 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:54,370 聽著 我不是記者 我寫犯罪小說 Look, I'm not a reporter. I write crime novels, 207 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,640 和劇本 and screenplays. 208 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,330 我受不了虛構或幻想 Well, I can't abide fiction or fantasy. 209 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,470 阿卡蒂夫人 Madame Arcati? 210 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,910 我不是來質疑你的誠信的 I'm not here to question your integrity. 211 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:11,650 裝外國口音并不代表你的力量不真實 Faking an exotic accent doesn't mean your gift isn't real. 212 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,830 我完全理解 你和我一樣 I fully understand that, like me, you occasionally have 213 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:17,880 偶爾會用某種藝術手法 to employ a certain artistic license 214 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,790 娛樂觀眾 to entertain the masses. 215 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,840 他們我來一個精彩的表演 They expect me to deliver a spectacle, 216 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:27,320 超自然的奇跡 夜復一夜 a transcendental miracle, night after night. 217 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,320 當然 你不需要解釋 Of course, of course. There's no need to justify yourself. 218 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,370 我相信靈媒 I'm a believer. 219 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,760 我來這兒只是想邀請你去我家 I'm simply here to invite you to conduct 220 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:38,240 做一場私人的通靈會 a private seance at my home. 221 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,510 康多明先生 我不是到處表演班卓琴的 Well. I'm not a traveling banjo player, Mr. Condomine. 222 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:43,250 我不接任務 I don't do requests. 223 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:46,430 到時候還會有一些很重要的客人出席 Well, there might be some influential guests attending. 224 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,690 要想消除今晚這個不幸事件的負面影響 Could be the perfect opportunity to fend off 225 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:53,390 那可能是一個最好的機會 any bad publicity from tonight's unfortunate events. 226 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,960 你想我什么時候去 When were you wishing this to take place? 227 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,140 越快越好 As soon as possible. 228 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,530 那我建議這個星期四 Then I suggest this Thursday, 229 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:09,450 冬至仲夏夜 midsummer night, the solstice. 230 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:13,190 季節交替的神圣時刻 The sacred turning point of the seasons. 231 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:18,590 完美 Perfect. 232 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,630 我告訴她我對靈異事件之類的事 I told her how profoundly interested I was 233 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,030 非常感興趣 in anything to do with the occult, 234 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,590 她開心地像朵花兒一眼 and she blossomed like a rose. 235 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,200 和一個專業騙子呆一個晚上 Well, hosting an evening with a professional charlatan 236 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,730 聽起來太嚇人了 sounds like an absolute scream. 237 00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:28,340 不是嗎 Doesn't it? 238 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,950 但是這個儀式能讓你早點完成劇本嗎 But will it get you closer to finishing your screenplay? 239 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,380 我需要這個老女人 Well, I need the old girl to show me 240 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,910 給我展示一些技巧 a few tricks of the trade. 241 00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:34,470 這才是我的新英雄真正獨特的地方 That's what's gonna make my new hero truly unique. 242 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,650 他有什么特別的 What's so unique about him? 243 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,480 他死了 He's dead. 244 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,300 死了 Dead? 245 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,570 一命嗚呼 As a doornail. 246 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,310 他是一起惡性謀殺案的受害者 He's the victim of a vicious unsolved murder 247 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,440 通過一種媒介與活著的人交流 and communicates with the living through a medium 248 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,750 它可以讓人死而復生 who helps bring people back from beyond the grave. 249 00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:48,360 也許她同時也能重振你的事業 Maybe she could resurrect your career at the same time. 250 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,580 爸爸很生氣 Daddy's on the warpath. 251 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:50,790 如果你不趕緊交稿 He's certain to find another writer 252 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,450 他肯定要找其他作家 if you don't deliver soon. 253 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,650 有人在嗎 Is anybody there? 254 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:27,270 有人在嗎 Is anybody there? 255 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:30,970 敲一聲代表是 敲兩聲代表否 One rap for yes, two raps for no. 256 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,280 是你嗎 瑪雅 Is that you, Maia? 257 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,280 誰是瑪雅 Who's Maia? 258 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,240 我的精神導師 My spirit guide. 259 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,460 她是圖坦卡蒙的奶媽 She was Tutankhamun's wet nurse. 260 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,330 但愿她現在沒有在哺乳期了 I do hope she's not still lactating. 261 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,290 布雷德曼先生 我請你放尊重點 I would ask you not to be flippant, Dr. Bradman. 262 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:56,430 她是已經去世了 但她依然有感情 She may be in Shamballa, but the woman still has feelings. 263 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:59,170 請你原諒 阿卡蒂夫人 Please forgive me, Madame Arcati. 264 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,780 我不是有意冒犯 I didn't mean to cause offense. 265 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,500 來了 Now we're getting somewhere. 266 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:31,500 你想和我談話嗎 Is it me you wish to speak to? 267 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,550 布雷德曼呢 Is it Dr. Bradman? Or perhaps one 268 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,990 或者他那些不幸的病人 of his less fortunate patients? 269 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:42,860 布雷德曼夫人 Mrs. Bradman? 270 00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:47,820 康多明先生 Mrs. Condomine? 271 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,050 規矩點 瑪雅 Oh, behave yourself, Maia. 272 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,960 康多明夫人 Mr. Condomine? 273 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,710 看來某人想和康多明先生 It appears that someone wishes to speak 274 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,410 談話啊 to you, Mr. Condomine. 275 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,020 你認識的人中 Do you know anyone who has recently 276 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:07,060 有誰最近去世了嗎 passed over to the other side? 277 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,320 只有我的老文學經紀人 Only my old literary agent, 278 00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,540 但是他不太可能想和我談話 but it's unlikely he'd make contact. 279 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,720 他死時還欠我一大筆版稅 He died owing me a fortune in royalties. 280 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:17,030 你是康多明先生的文學經紀人嗎 Are you Mr. Condomine's literary agent. 281 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,550 不是 No. 282 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,170 恐怕我們毫無收獲了 I'm afraid we've drawn a blank. 283 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,650 那邊有沒有你經常想起的人 Is there anyone on the other side you think of often? 284 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,400 沒有 No, well, there's nothing for it. 285 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,090 我得進入催眠狀態了 I shall have to go into a trance. 286 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,100 我特別討厭這種時刻 This is the moment I hate. 287 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,490 你緊張嗎 還是 Are, are you nervous, or? 288 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,540 我小時候經常生病 When I was a child, I used to be sick. 289 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,020 嗯哼 Mm-hm. 290 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,720 現在我們看看這兒有什么 Now let's see, what have we here? 291 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,590 勃拉姆斯 太黑暗 太壓抑了 Oh, Brahms. No, that's too dark and depressing. 292 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,940 拉赫瑪尼諾夫 不行 太花哨了 Rachmaninoff. No, too florid. 293 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,860 這個好點兒 Oh no, this is better. 294 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:05,900 永遠如此 Always. 295 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:08,470 必須得放這首歌嗎 Does it have to be that song? 296 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:11,600 瑪雅喜歡能跟著哼唱的曲子 Well Maia likes a tune she can hum along to. 297 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,660 ♪永遠 ♪ Always 298 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,760 ♪我會永遠愛你 ♪ I'll be loving you Always 299 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:42,590 ♪永遠真實的愛 ♪ With a love that's true Always 300 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:45,030 ♪你計劃的一切 ♪ Then the things you plan 301 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:47,510 ♪ 需要幫忙是的時候 ♪ Need a helping hand 302 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,210 ♪我會理解 ♪ I will understand 303 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,690 噯喲 Crikey. 304 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,620 What the devil's going on? 305 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,490 Must be a power cut. 306 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:16,410 Madame Arcati? Madame Arcati, can you hear me? 307 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:17,370 Is she breathing? 308 00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:20,020 She's having some sort of fit. 309 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,890 Please, do something, Dr. Bradman. 310 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,110 Oh. 311 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,420 Oh, thank goodness. 312 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:30,730 What happened? 313 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:31,810 Apart from the French windows blowing open, 314 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,120 nothing supernatural. 315 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,430 Something substantial took place. 316 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,600 I can feel it in my base chakra. 317 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,650 Probably trapped wind. 318 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,870 No poltergeists, at any rate. 319 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,790 Any apparitions? 320 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,440 Uh, not that we saw. 321 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,880 What about ectoplasm? 322 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,310 I'm not quite sure what that is. 323 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,750 A supernatural viscous substance that exudes 324 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,620 from the body of one in a spiritualistic trance 325 00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:02,930 and forms the material for the manifestation of spirits. 326 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:05,200 No, I definitely would have remembered that. 327 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,070 Mm-hm. 328 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,980 Well. I suppose I should get going before the storm rolls in. 329 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,330 Would you care for some refreshments 330 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,070 before you return to your hotel? 331 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,470 Oh. no, thank you, Mrs. Condomine. I like to travel light. 332 00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:17,820 Congratulations, Madame Arcati. 333 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,640 It was a thrilling evening. 334 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:23,780 I'm well aware of the irony in your voice, Dr. Bradman. 335 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:26,480 May I be so bold as to remind you that modern medicine 336 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,740 is a recent phenomena, and that physicians have found 337 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,570 value in scientifically inexplicable practices 338 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:36,180 since the beginning of civilization? 339 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,050 Quite so. 340 00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:40,450 Well, good night, everyone. 341 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:44,100 I'm sorry so little eventuated. 342 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:47,800 Probably something to do with a cosmic flux. 343 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:50,150 Thank you so much for agreeing to do this, Madame Arcati. 344 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,810 It's been an education on so many levels. 345 00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:55,200 Merci, Monsieur Condomine. 346 00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:57,990 Et au revoir. 347 00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:08,130 Sh, sh sh, sh sh sh. 348 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,960 She might hear us, sh. 349 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,780 I can't. Really, I can't. 350 00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:23,360 I can't quite put my finger on it, Donald. 351 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,710 I've never experienced anything like it in my life. 352 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,240 It genuinely felt as if 353 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,940 something tremendous had happened. 354 00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:39,680 Oh well. 355 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,420 Maybe next time. 356 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,560 Good night, my love. 357 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,660 Did you get everything you need for your screenplay? 358 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:10,580 Oh, everything and more. 359 00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,410 You're not thinking of turning in for the night, are you? 360 00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:14,320 What? 361 00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:17,110 Wouldn't it be prudent to get down 362 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,110 the ideas whilst they're still fresh? 363 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,900 Yes, well, absolutely. 364 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:29,860 I shall, fix myself a drink and dig in. 365 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,560 Carpe diem, darling. 366 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:34,910 Carpe diem. 367 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,610 Jesus Christ. 368 00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:21,260 Charles? 369 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,260 What on Earth have you done? 370 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:30,710 The room looks like a giant peach melba. 371 00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,100 And where's my Italian chandelier gone? 372 00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:40,720 What? 373 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:52,940 Oh, God. 374 00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:57,690 Hello. 375 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,170 Please tell me you haven't ruined the rest of the house. 376 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:06,650 No. 377 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,490 My Moroccan mosaics. Charles. 378 00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:13,880 One weekend away and the whole place has had 379 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,660 the life and soul sucked out of it. 380 00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:17,710 This can't be happening. 381 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,010 I must be hallucinating. 382 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,060 Well, judging from the decor, I would say 383 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,630 that's the understatement of the century. 384 00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:32,380 I should have known this wasn't down to you. 385 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:35,990 Who is she? 386 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,120 It's not what you think. 387 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,780 Please do not humiliate either one of us any further. 388 00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,170 If you've got something to tell me, 389 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,430 be a man and spit it out. 390 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,920 Elvira... You're dead. 391 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,660 How dare you? 392 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,460 The last thing I remember is competing 393 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:16,420 in the South Downs point-to-point. 394 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,860 That's right, and the conditions were treacherous, 395 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,210 and as with most things, you refused to listen to reason. 396 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,210 Well I couldn't miss the most prestigious meet 397 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,600 of the season, Charles. 398 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,390 Well, you paid the ultimate price for your folly 399 00:26:27,430 --> 00:26:29,040 and fell at the final fence, 400 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,040 instantly breaking your neck. 401 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,040 The whole episode was very distressing 402 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,310 for everyone involved. 403 00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:39,140 Well, presumably not as distressing as it was for me. 404 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,010 They did rename the jump in your honor. 405 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:42,880 Oh. 406 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,190 How thoughtful. 407 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:48,320 I don't understand. 408 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,020 If I'm dead, then how and why am I here? 409 00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:52,980 I have absolutely no idea. 410 00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:57,240 Maybe you're a ghost. 411 00:26:57,290 --> 00:27:00,810 What? No! 412 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,510 Please, don't get hysterical. 413 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:03,600 Hysterical? 414 00:27:04,510 --> 00:27:06,600 Concerned, more like. 415 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,470 Procrastination is the thief of time, Charles, 416 00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:10,690 and yours is running out. 417 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:11,650 Who's she? 418 00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:12,740 My wife, Ruth. 419 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,260 Yes? Are you all right? 420 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,430 I'm your wife. 421 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,440 Not anymore. 422 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,960 Why? What's the matter? 423 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,740 Ruth, I'm not speaking to you. I'm talking to Elvira. 424 00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:22,010 Elvira? 425 00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:23,230 Yeah, surely you can see her. 426 00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:24,710 She's standing right next to you. 427 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,450 Charles, what are you playing at? Elvira's dead. 428 00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:29,410 Ugh, why does everyone have to keep saying that? 429 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:30,670 Elvira, darling, this is Ruth. 430 00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:32,280 Ruth, darling, this is Elvira. 431 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,020 Are you drunk? 432 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,630 Ruth, Elvira is here with us in the room. 433 00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:39,460 Madame Arcati must have summoned her up during the seance. 434 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:44,070 Madame Arcati's a fraud. You said so yourself. 435 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:48,290 I'm going to bed, and I suggest that you retire too. 436 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:50,820 Finally some time to ourselves so we can get reacquainted. 437 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,950 That's a thoroughly immoral suggestion. 438 00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:57,480 Oh, I wasn't for a moment insinuating we share a bed. 439 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,870 No... 440 00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:00,040 I've come to terms with your recent inability 441 00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:01,610 to perform in that department. 442 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,440 I can't imagine you ever did with that sourpuss. 443 00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:08,620 Be quiet. You're behaving like a guttersnipe. 444 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:12,140 It is your behavior, Charles, that is unpardonable. 445 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,320 Good night. 446 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,800 Hooray. 447 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,370 What a frightful woman. 448 00:28:17,410 --> 00:28:19,980 I can only assume it was a marriage of convenience? 449 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,940 I've gone mad. 450 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,420 That's what it is Stark raving mad. 451 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:37,560 It will ruin your life if you allow it to get hold of you. 452 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,820 Once and for all, Ruth, 453 00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:41,390 last night had nothing to do with alcohol. 454 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,130 I wasn't in the least drunk. 455 00:28:43,170 --> 00:28:46,000 Something very peculiar happened to me. 456 00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:47,570 A one-off psychic delusion, 457 00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:49,350 likely brought on by work pressure. 458 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,920 A deadline doesn't explain why when I calmly suggested 459 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:53,710 that you should return to bed, you said with a most 460 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,270 disgusting leer that it was an immoral suggestion. 461 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,840 I thought I was talking to Elvira. 462 00:28:57,890 --> 00:28:59,840 Well, if you were, I can only say it conjures up 463 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:01,670 a fragrant picture of your first marriage. 464 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,850 My first marriage was perfectly charming. 465 00:29:03,890 --> 00:29:06,070 And it's in the worst possible taste for you to sneer at it. 466 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:07,760 I'm not nearly so interested in your first marriage 467 00:29:07,810 --> 00:29:09,850 as you think I am. 468 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,380 In fact, its your second marriage 469 00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:12,900 that's absorbing me at the moment. 470 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:14,250 It's headed for the rocks. 471 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,260 Well, it's 155 over 99. It is quite high. 472 00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:24,560 I'm not surprised, 473 00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:26,220 given the intensity of the hallucination. 474 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,790 I genuinely believed Elvira was in the room talking to me. 475 00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:34,570 She was as real as you or I. 476 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:37,050 Probably best you stop taking the tablets, old chap. 477 00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:41,890 Darling. 478 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,590 I hate to see you so upset. 479 00:29:47,630 --> 00:29:49,810 Please accept my heartfelt apology for anything untoward 480 00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:51,940 I might have said last night. 481 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:52,980 Or this morning. 482 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:57,600 Apology accepted. Let's never mention it again. 483 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,950 How are you feeling? 484 00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:03,910 I believe Dr. Bradman might have solved the riddle. 485 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,820 Ah, well, thank goodness. 486 00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:10,040 Now, let's go and see your father. 487 00:30:10,090 --> 00:30:11,260 I want to check he likes my new idea 488 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,570 before committing it to the page. 489 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:14,830 I do not want to be late. 490 00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:28,980 Charles? 491 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,030 And so, you see, Henry, it's only through the medium 492 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:37,680 that the killer can be brought to justice, 493 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,860 based on new evidence that he gathers from beyond the grave. 494 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,470 I like the premise, Charles, but not enough 495 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:44,820 to wait another six months to see a script. 496 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:47,340 Charles will deliver in a few weeks, Daddy. 497 00:30:47,390 --> 00:30:48,650 You have my word. 498 00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:51,780 And mine. 499 00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:53,350 - And we've cut! 500 00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:55,570 Right, come on, let's go and watch the next scene. 501 00:30:55,610 --> 00:30:58,700 I think Hitch will be the perfect director for our film. 502 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:01,400 Just don't get under his feet. 503 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,750 Come on, darling. 504 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:05,840 Bring Miss Withers some makeup, please. 505 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,020 Googie, darling, how lovely to see you. 506 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,540 Charles Condomine. 507 00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:11,540 Ah, I'm a big fan of your books, Mr. Condomine. 508 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,240 When can we expect Detective Flowers 509 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,850 to crack his next case? 510 00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:18,160 Ah, Charles has actually made the leap into screenwriting. 511 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,240 With Daddy's help. 512 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:20,160 Oh, how exciting. 513 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,810 I'd die to play one of your strong-willed female characters. 514 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:26,160 Where do you draw your inspiration from? 515 00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:28,080 Where do you think? 516 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,300 Oh, how romantic, to marry your muse. 517 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:34,910 Not so romantic to replace her. 518 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,350 Why don't you tell her the truth, Charles, 519 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:38,350 that you're an astral bigamist? 520 00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:40,610 Be quiet. Stop behaving like a harlot. 521 00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:42,790 I beg your pardon? 522 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,050 Admit it, Charles. 523 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:47,710 All of your female characters are based on me. 524 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:50,230 You always were vain and self-obsessed. 525 00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:52,840 How dare you speak to my leading lady like that? 526 00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:54,980 No, no no. 527 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,370 Get a grip, Charles. What on earth is going on? 528 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,240 Elvira is here. 529 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,900 I can see her. 530 00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:08,380 She's right there. 531 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:11,640 I insist you go home immediately and lie down. 532 00:32:11,690 --> 00:32:13,380 I have no desire to go to bed 533 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:14,650 in the middle of the afternoon. 534 00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:16,740 My, how things have changed. 535 00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,740 I remember a time when we could barely 536 00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:20,960 drag ourselves out of our double divan. 537 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,740 Stop being indecent. Get out of my sight. 538 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:26,570 How dare you speak to my daughter like that! 539 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:27,660 No, I wasn't speaking to her. 540 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,920 Get off my set. 541 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:30,750 You're in trouble now. 542 00:32:30,790 --> 00:32:31,880 Don't be so infantile. 543 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:34,230 I'll give you infantile. 544 00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:43,110 Does it hurt? 545 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:46,030 Only if I breathe. 546 00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:48,070 Let me see it, darling. 547 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,420 What about now? 548 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:50,730 Oh, God! 549 00:32:52,290 --> 00:32:54,380 I suggest you take yourself to your study. 550 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,690 The only way my father will forgive you 551 00:32:55,730 --> 00:32:57,910 is if you deliver an Oscar-worthy script. 552 00:32:57,950 --> 00:32:59,560 How am I supposed to write in this state? 553 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,040 Well you better try. 554 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,960 Either start typing and prove you're not barking mad, 555 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,920 or I'll be forced to call Dr. Bradman 556 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,400 and have you referred to a nerve specialist. 557 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,830 Ruth, I'm not in the least neurotic. 558 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,790 And never have been. 559 00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:13,750 Well, psychoanalyst, then. 560 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,840 I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation, 561 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,490 only to be told at the end of it 562 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,450 that at the age of four I was in love with my rocking horse. 563 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,760 Don't take that flippant tone with me, Charles Condomine. 564 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800 I'm not the one who started seeing things. 565 00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:27,110 Ah, so you do believe me then? 566 00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:28,370 Of course I don't. 567 00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:30,370 There's no such thing as ghosts or ghouls. 568 00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:48,220 I call upon Donald Keeling, 569 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,530 Second Lieutenant 570 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,750 in the 92nd Regiment of Gordon Highlanders. 571 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:03,060 Who died on February the 27th, 1881, 572 00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:07,370 at the Battle of Majuba Hill. 573 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,070 Come forth 574 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,640 and make yourself known to me. 575 00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:20,640 Cecily, your ever devoted wife. 576 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:32,090 Donald... Is that you? 577 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:34,790 It's housekeeping. Do you need fresh towels? 578 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:56,370 What are you doing here? 579 00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:58,900 Despite removing every trace of me, 580 00:34:58,940 --> 00:35:00,900 this is still my home. 581 00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:03,210 Besides, I have no idea how to get back 582 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:05,560 even if I wanted to. 583 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,170 Are you saying you're staying indefinitely? 584 00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:08,560 Why? 585 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,430 Would you hate it so much if I did? 586 00:35:11,690 --> 00:35:14,390 Honestly, Charles, I really am a little hurt. 587 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,570 You're the only one who could have called me back. 588 00:35:16,610 --> 00:35:19,180 I most emphatically did not send for you, Elvira. 589 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:29,930 Ruth and I are about to celebrate 590 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:31,840 our fifth wedding anniversary together. 591 00:35:31,890 --> 00:35:33,540 Five? 592 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:34,670 What is that, leather? 593 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,760 Wood. 594 00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:38,290 Watch out for the splinters. 595 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,990 Mrs. Condomine. 596 00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:58,130 I'll call Dr. Bradman, see 597 00:35:58,170 --> 00:36:00,260 if he'll accompany us to the sanitarium. 598 00:36:00,310 --> 00:36:02,400 Ruth, please, listen to me. 599 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,880 I haven't gone mad. 600 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,100 The ghost of my first wife, Elvira, has crossed over 601 00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:07,270 from the other side and is here 602 00:36:07,310 --> 00:36:08,450 in the room with us right now. 603 00:36:08,490 --> 00:36:09,970 Yes, dear. 604 00:36:10,010 --> 00:36:12,280 I know. I see her perfectly well, 605 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,360 along with the zebras and chimpanzees 606 00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:16,450 hiding under the piano. 607 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,800 Ruth, I have always looked upon you as a woman 608 00:36:18,850 --> 00:36:21,460 of perception and understanding. 609 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,070 I am, but if you say you're not drinking, 610 00:36:23,110 --> 00:36:25,850 there must be something pressing on your brain. 611 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:28,030 Elvira, do something to reveal 612 00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:30,030 that you really are here, please. 613 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,730 She's going to have me committed. 614 00:36:33,510 --> 00:36:36,300 Do you remember when we first heard our song, Charles? 615 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:41,830 ♪ I'll be loving you Always, Oooh ♪ 616 00:36:58,630 --> 00:37:00,150 See? What did I tell you? 617 00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:01,320 It's a cruel trick, Charles, 618 00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:03,240 using some sort of auto suggestion 619 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,550 or hypnotism to scare me. 620 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,720 It isn't. I swear it isn't. Darling. 621 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:12,030 Darling. 622 00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:13,680 Elvira, do something else, for God sake. 623 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:15,030 Oh, anything to oblige. 624 00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:20,690 Look. 625 00:37:26,090 --> 00:37:27,220 Lord. 626 00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:36,710 Adios, interloper. 627 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,580 Oops. 628 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,850 I'm afraid we need the room back. 629 00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:49,810 I told you I'll be packed and ready 630 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,850 to go within an hour. 631 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:09,130 Ah, thank God I caught you. 632 00:38:09,170 --> 00:38:10,960 You are my only hope. 633 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,050 Something terrible has taken place. 634 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,490 You heard strange noises in the night? 635 00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:17,400 Boards creaking? Doors slamming? 636 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,320 A subdued moaning in the passages? 637 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,190 Eh, no, none of those. 638 00:38:22,230 --> 00:38:23,320 Oh. 639 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,670 But, it appears that after the seance 640 00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:28,060 my husband's first wife, Elvira, 641 00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:32,370 who died seven years ago, is back among us. 642 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:38,900 At last. A genuine materialization. 643 00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:42,300 I knew something stupendous had happened to me that night. 644 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,600 I felt it in my spinal cortex. 645 00:38:44,650 --> 00:38:48,780 Oh, after all these years of, of spiritual devotion, 646 00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:52,910 I've finally been rewarded. 647 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,570 I appreciate the pride in your achievement, 648 00:38:55,610 --> 00:38:56,870 but I would like to point out it's making 649 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,790 my position in my home untenable, 650 00:38:58,830 --> 00:39:01,790 and I hold you entirely responsible. 651 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,580 Oh, forgive me, Mrs. Condomine. 652 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:06,710 I'm being abominably selfish. 653 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:09,760 Just to help me get this clear in my mind, 654 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,240 y-you yourself have not seen this manifestation? 655 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:18,720 No, but Charles claims he can see and talk to her. 656 00:39:18,770 --> 00:39:21,380 Well, if the emotional connection is strong, 657 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,600 that is sometimes possible. 658 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,210 What? 659 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:29,120 It can sometimes develop 660 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:31,690 into a level ten, 661 00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:34,220 something I've never even dared dream of. 662 00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:40,660 Can he, by any chance, touch her? 663 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,620 I sincerely hope not. 664 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,490 Why? 665 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,010 Can that happen? 666 00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:54,280 Well. if the returning spirit feels welcome... it can 667 00:39:56,150 --> 00:40:01,680 gradually become physically... substantial. 668 00:40:02,850 --> 00:40:04,380 Thank you, Mrs. Bradman. 669 00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:07,080 Well, please do let me know if you hear from her. 670 00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:13,690 She's not there either. 671 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,480 I remember when you couldn't wait to spend 672 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,690 an afternoon alone with me. 673 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:20,700 Please refrain from playing with my affections. 674 00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:21,960 I feel strange enough. 675 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,960 So you do still find me attractive? 676 00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,270 Elvira, please. 677 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,180 This isn't appropriate. 678 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,230 Look into my eyes. 679 00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:35,410 And tell me you don't love me anymore. 680 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,060 I shall always love the memory of you. 681 00:40:40,110 --> 00:40:43,330 Memories are about the past, Charles. 682 00:40:43,370 --> 00:40:44,460 But I'm here. 683 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,290 And this is the present. 684 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,290 Why don't we take the boat out 685 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:52,730 like we used to and get some air? 686 00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:57,130 I can't. I'm on a deadline. 687 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,430 What are you writing? Checks? 688 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,610 I'll have you know I've been commissioned 689 00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:04,570 to adapt my first novel for the screen. 690 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:06,960 Your first novel? 691 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,400 Nearly wore my fingers to the bone 692 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,310 committing this story to the page. 693 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,790 Let's face it, darling. 694 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,580 It's not a coincidence that you haven't published 695 00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:18,930 a word since my demise. 696 00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:21,670 I won't deny, you did have a certain flair for plot. 697 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,890 Mm-hmm. 698 00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:23,720 And character. 699 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,150 And? 700 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,240 And dialogue. 701 00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:28,290 Right. 702 00:41:33,730 --> 00:41:35,120 The biggest problem you have is the twist 703 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,340 into the third act. 704 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,640 It isn't dramatic enough, which is why you 705 00:41:37,690 --> 00:41:40,120 don't have a satisfying climax. 706 00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:41,520 Tell me something I don't know. 707 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,130 Wouldn't it be smarter to put the whole thing 708 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:45,610 on its head and reveal the husband as the killer? 709 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:47,870 Oh that's good. 710 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,960 Or, what would be more interesting 711 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,790 is if it's the wife who set him up. 712 00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:55,880 Why would the wife send her husband to the gallows? 713 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,140 It's obvious, darling. 714 00:41:57,190 --> 00:41:59,270 Susan Rutherford becomes the prime suspect 715 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,890 when her alibi fails to materialize, and we naturally 716 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:04,410 assume that she's trying to protect the reputation 717 00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:06,320 of the foreign secretary, whose aspirations 718 00:42:06,370 --> 00:42:09,020 of becoming the prime minister would be severely compromised 719 00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:12,900 if it was revealed that he was having an affair. 720 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:15,990 But, in reality, nothing could be further from the truth, 721 00:42:16,030 --> 00:42:18,250 which is what we learn from the victim himself. 722 00:42:18,290 --> 00:42:20,990 And it's only through the medium that they can work it out. 723 00:42:22,210 --> 00:42:23,300 Work what out? 724 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,300 That she's pregnant with the dead 725 00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:25,390 foreign secretary's child. 726 00:42:27,650 --> 00:42:29,350 Oh, that's good. 727 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:33,830 Well even I didn't see that one coming. 728 00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:35,140 Of course you didn't, darling. 729 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,310 You're just the writer. 730 00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:42,400 I'm afraid, Mrs. Condomine, the time has come 731 00:42:42,450 --> 00:42:44,620 for me to admit quite frankly, 732 00:42:44,670 --> 00:42:47,540 I haven't the foggiest idea how to send her back. 733 00:42:48,930 --> 00:42:51,200 I have my own personal reasons for wishing 734 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,720 to communicate with the departed, 735 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,370 but I never for a moment considered the possibility 736 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:58,590 of having to send someone back. 737 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,600 Well I suggest that you find a way. 738 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,600 I refuse to share my husband with anyone, 739 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,950 especially his dead ex-wife. 740 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:09,170 Well if I thought for a moment that your husband 741 00:43:09,210 --> 00:43:11,610 wished to get in touch with the spirit 742 00:43:11,650 --> 00:43:13,910 of his dead ex-wife, I would have of course 743 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,180 consulted you first. 744 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:17,180 After all, noblesse oblige. 745 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,050 He had no intention of getting in touch with her. 746 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:20,270 I can assure you. 747 00:43:20,310 --> 00:43:21,620 The whole thing was planned in order 748 00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:24,660 to get material for his new project. 749 00:43:24,710 --> 00:43:28,490 Am I to understand I was invited in the spirit of mockery? 750 00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:30,100 He merely wanted to make some notes 751 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,850 of the tricks of the trade. 752 00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:33,150 Tricks of the trade? 753 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:35,590 I've never been so insulted in my life. 754 00:43:35,630 --> 00:43:37,200 I'm sorry, that all came out wrong. 755 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,720 I'm, I'm rather overwrought with the whole affair. 756 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:43,940 Please, I implore you to help us. 757 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:47,730 I will go to the Spiritual Alliance 758 00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:51,430 on my way back to Sussex and ask them for guidance. 759 00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:56,260 Sussex? You can't abandon us in our hour of need. 760 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,050 Well, due to my recent circumstances, 761 00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:00,350 I can no longer afford to stay here, 762 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,610 but you can contact me. 763 00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:06,440 I can cover your hotel bill, and any expenses, 764 00:44:06,490 --> 00:44:09,270 till this terrifying ordeal has been resolved. 765 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:17,460 Susan Rutherford leans 766 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,810 over the foreign secretary. 767 00:44:19,810 --> 00:44:21,630 Don't stop. 768 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:26,380 'The Soviet Union can wait.' Says the foreign secretary. 769 00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:30,290 He turns, and looks at Susan longingly. 770 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:33,650 'This can't,' he whispers urgently. 771 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,520 And then... he starts to slowly 772 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:42,000 unbutton 773 00:44:43,090 --> 00:44:45,270 her silk blouse, 774 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:50,010 as they start to passionately kiss. 775 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,800 Okay. That takes us up to the first act turn. 776 00:44:58,410 --> 00:45:00,500 You can't just stop mid-flow. 777 00:45:00,540 --> 00:45:03,370 I'm tired, and I'm thirsty, 778 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:05,680 and I want to go into town and drink Negronis 779 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,640 like we used to. 780 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,990 But it's, it's getting late. 781 00:45:10,030 --> 00:45:11,730 You really have got a little too comfortable 782 00:45:11,770 --> 00:45:13,080 in your slippers, Charles. 783 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:24,350 ♪ The price of inspiration 784 00:45:24,390 --> 00:45:28,530 ♪ Would be too high 785 00:45:28,570 --> 00:45:34,450 ♪ If, to inspire my creation, 786 00:45:34,490 --> 00:45:37,930 ♪ we had to say goodbye 787 00:45:37,970 --> 00:45:40,580 ♪ If you're putting pen to paper ♪ 788 00:45:40,630 --> 00:45:42,630 ♪ A singer with a song 789 00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:44,280 ♪ nothing's got the rhythm for the line ♪ 790 00:45:44,330 --> 00:45:46,020 What do you want, Elvira? 791 00:45:46,070 --> 00:45:47,370 Want? Hmm. 792 00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:49,810 I don't know what you mean. 793 00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:51,850 I remember whenever you were overwhelmingly demure, 794 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:54,200 it usually meant that you wanted something. 795 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:57,770 It's horrid of you to be so suspicious. 796 00:45:57,820 --> 00:46:01,430 All I want is to be alone with you. 797 00:46:01,470 --> 00:46:04,170 I can't deny, I do feel rather peculiar seeing you again. 798 00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:09,130 I've missed you more than life itself. 799 00:46:11,220 --> 00:46:12,310 I've missed you too. 800 00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:15,440 My American dream. 801 00:46:20,230 --> 00:46:23,450 I was utterly heartbroken after the accident. 802 00:46:28,630 --> 00:46:29,760 The truth is, I don't believe I ever 803 00:46:29,810 --> 00:46:31,110 really got over losing you. 804 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,770 Do you love Ruth? 805 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,470 Of course I do. 806 00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:42,430 As much as you loved me? 807 00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:45,870 Don't be silly. 808 00:46:48,690 --> 00:46:50,700 It's entirely different. 809 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:55,700 I'm so glad. 810 00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:58,140 Nothing could have ever been quite the same, could it? 811 00:47:06,190 --> 00:47:07,670 Let's go to SoHo. 812 00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:12,670 Swap the slippers for some dancing shoes? 813 00:47:17,810 --> 00:47:21,290 ♪ You gotta give a little, take a little ♪ 814 00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:24,290 ♪ Let your poor heart break a little ♪ 815 00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:29,730 ♪ That's the story of, that's the glory of love ♪ 816 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:33,090 ♪ You gotta laugh a little, cry a little ♪ 817 00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:36,000 ♪ Let the clouds roll back a little ♪ 818 00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:41,440 ♪ That's the story of, that's the glory of love ♪ 819 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:46,400 ♪ As long as there's the two of us we got the world and all its charms ♪ 820 00:47:46,450 --> 00:47:47,930 I think I'm gonna be sick. 821 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:48,930 Oh, God. 822 00:47:48,970 --> 00:47:49,970 Charles! 823 00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:56,850 I love being back behind the wheel of a car. 824 00:47:56,890 --> 00:47:58,890 Can't say the feeling's mutual. 825 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:00,590 Charles? 826 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,640 Where on earth have you been? I've been worried sick. 827 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,160 It's too bad it's not terminal. 828 00:48:05,210 --> 00:48:08,690 I wanted to clear my head, so I took a long drive. 829 00:48:08,730 --> 00:48:10,650 In the passenger seat? 830 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:14,260 Look, let's not quarrel when we should be celebrating. 831 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:16,090 I finished the first act of my screenplay, 832 00:48:16,130 --> 00:48:18,310 and it's rather good. 833 00:48:18,350 --> 00:48:20,480 My screenplay more like. 834 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,220 How did you manage that in a day? 835 00:48:24,350 --> 00:48:25,790 Elvira helped me. 836 00:48:25,830 --> 00:48:28,230 Do you mean to tell me that not only has she bullied 837 00:48:28,270 --> 00:48:30,230 her way back over the threshold, 838 00:48:30,270 --> 00:48:33,020 she's trying to work with you now as well? 839 00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:34,230 What do you mean trying? 840 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,760 I've written 15 books in your name. 841 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,330 Elvira, this is neither the time nor the place. 842 00:48:38,370 --> 00:48:40,940 Oh, this is intolerable. 843 00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:44,030 Elvira, now you listen to me. 844 00:48:44,070 --> 00:48:45,680 Darling? I... Yes? 845 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,120 She's over there. 846 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:47,990 Right. 847 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,730 Now listen here, Elvira. 848 00:48:53,780 --> 00:48:55,560 I've been to see Madame Arcati. 849 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,080 She's going to send you back 850 00:48:57,130 --> 00:49:00,090 to wherever it is she regrettably dragged you from. 851 00:49:01,130 --> 00:49:01,960 Charles? 852 00:49:02,870 --> 00:49:03,700 Charles? 853 00:49:05,790 --> 00:49:07,050 Don't. 854 00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:22,940 Darling, please don't be upset. 855 00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:25,760 Upset? You've just spent the night with your ex-wife. 856 00:49:25,810 --> 00:49:28,030 How do you expect me to feel? 857 00:49:28,070 --> 00:49:29,380 Ecstatic. 858 00:49:31,030 --> 00:49:35,030 Our dream of going to Hollywood is finally within our grasp. 859 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,250 As soon as I deliver this screenplay, 860 00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:37,560 we'll be crossing the Atlantic 861 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,820 quicker than you can say Sunset Boulevard. 862 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,040 Think of the glitz. The glamour. 863 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,180 The good times we're gonna share. 864 00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:52,090 You won't be reading about other people's lives anymore. 865 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:53,620 They'll be reading about ours. 866 00:50:04,670 --> 00:50:07,500 And you can't do it without her? 867 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,630 Of course I can. 868 00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,290 It'll just be a lot quicker this way. 869 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,420 There's really no need for you to be jealous. 870 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:21,990 You're the one I love. 871 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,170 Forgive me that I don't tell you enough. 872 00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:29,520 Now that the words are flowing, 873 00:50:29,570 --> 00:50:33,010 I feel unblocked in other areas too. 874 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:41,450 Promise me you can't touch her. 875 00:50:43,930 --> 00:50:47,020 Darling, she's a ghost. 876 00:50:49,410 --> 00:50:52,020 And besides, the only woman I want to touch is you. 877 00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:36,550 Listen here, lady. 878 00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:39,110 You may have summoned me into this world, 879 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,940 but there's no way I'm going to let you send me back again. 880 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,080 I'm here to stay. 881 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:47,860 Is that clear? 882 00:52:09,970 --> 00:52:10,800 Oh. 883 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,340 How dare you ignore me, you meddling old crone? 884 00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:29,560 Either you leave me in your peace to live my life, 885 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,120 or I'll haunt you until the day you die. 886 00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,830 The Tower. Symbol of chaos, 887 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,320 destruction 888 00:52:50,970 --> 00:52:52,100 and devastation. 889 00:53:06,030 --> 00:53:06,940 Wakey-wakey. 890 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,200 Rise and shine. 891 00:53:11,030 --> 00:53:13,820 What was I, Charles? The warm-up act? 892 00:53:17,910 --> 00:53:20,000 If I was you, I'd keep it there. 893 00:53:24,350 --> 00:53:25,830 Good afternoon, ma'am. 894 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:28,010 I'm going to have to correct you, Edith. 895 00:53:28,050 --> 00:53:30,750 It's not a good afternoon. It's a glorious one. 896 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,010 Shall I prepare lunch? 897 00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:35,450 Ah, yes please. You read my mind. 898 00:53:35,490 --> 00:53:37,010 I'm absolutely famished. 899 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:40,190 I'd like a cheese and pickle platter. With extra pickle. 900 00:53:41,930 --> 00:53:43,020 Yes, ma'am. 901 00:53:44,150 --> 00:53:44,980 Oh. 902 00:53:46,550 --> 00:53:48,420 What happened to your leg? 903 00:53:48,460 --> 00:53:49,980 Oh, I slipped down the staircase. 904 00:53:50,030 --> 00:53:51,510 You really must refrain from doing 905 00:53:51,550 --> 00:53:52,730 everything at the double. 906 00:53:52,770 --> 00:53:54,250 You're not in the navy, you know. 907 00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:55,730 I wasn't hurrying, ma'am. 908 00:53:55,770 --> 00:53:58,380 There was axle grease smeared all over the top step. 909 00:54:05,090 --> 00:54:06,870 Yes, her agent loves the pitch, 910 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:09,440 thinks it would be a perfect vehicle for her. 911 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:10,870 Seriously? Greta Garbo? 912 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,880 Yes. 913 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,230 Mata Hari speaking my words would be a dream come true. 914 00:54:15,270 --> 00:54:17,580 Charles, are you still on track? 915 00:54:17,620 --> 00:54:19,060 Yes, absolutely still on track. 916 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:20,280 I'll send the next ream of pages 917 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:21,890 over as I reach the second act turn. 918 00:54:21,930 --> 00:54:23,150 Don't let me down. 919 00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:25,150 Thank you, Henry. And I appreciate your 920 00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:26,890 continued patience and belief. 921 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,330 Splendid. Goodbye, g... 922 00:55:17,850 --> 00:55:19,330 Elvira, what are you doing? 923 00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:21,680 Greta Garbo speaking my words? 924 00:55:21,730 --> 00:55:23,120 Darling, what am I supposed to say? 925 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,650 That I've got a ghostwriter? 926 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:27,820 Stop it. 927 00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:29,260 Elvira, that's one of our wedding gifts. 928 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:31,560 Not ours, Charles, Hers. 929 00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,350 You care more about breaking china 930 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,310 than you do about breaking my heart. 931 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,800 Elvira, I was unwaveringly loyal and faithful 932 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,020 to you in all our years of marriage. 933 00:55:49,060 --> 00:55:51,020 What was I supposed to do after you died? 934 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,410 Become a recluse and wear a black armband 935 00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:54,670 for the rest of my life? 936 00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:00,510 Ma'am, the garden judges are here. 937 00:56:02,510 --> 00:56:03,340 Thank you, Edith. 938 00:56:15,220 --> 00:56:17,830 Oh, we've been sabotaged. 939 00:56:36,110 --> 00:56:38,850 Oh, that is an outrageous suggestion. 940 00:56:38,890 --> 00:56:41,200 As the national director of the Spiritual Alliance, 941 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,850 my job is to protect the reputation 942 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,290 of genuine psychic practitioners, not undermine them. 943 00:56:45,330 --> 00:56:46,600 I see. 944 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,600 And I vow, along with my friend Harry Houdini, 945 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,470 to investigate and expose every fraudulent spiritualist 946 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,690 operating in this country. 947 00:56:54,730 --> 00:56:55,600 Very good sir. 948 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,650 Come in. 949 00:56:58,910 --> 00:57:00,440 Madame Arcati here to see you, sir. 950 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:01,480 Thank you very much for your time, sir. 951 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,920 Yes... well no-no-no, thank you. 952 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,090 Thank you. 953 00:57:05,140 --> 00:57:06,490 Always a pleasure to talk to the press. 954 00:57:06,530 --> 00:57:07,880 Goodbye, sir. 955 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,100 Well you've got a cheek, 956 00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:11,880 showing your face while you're suspended. 957 00:57:11,930 --> 00:57:13,620 I'm sorry to turn up unannounced, 958 00:57:13,670 --> 00:57:16,670 but I urgently need your guidance. 959 00:57:16,710 --> 00:57:20,850 I have pulled off a level-ten manifestation. 960 00:57:22,370 --> 00:57:24,330 And was this before or after you conned 961 00:57:24,370 --> 00:57:26,510 800 people into paying to see you levitate? 962 00:57:26,550 --> 00:57:28,200 No, really, you must believe me, Harry. 963 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:32,120 And it is possible this presence has a physical form. 964 00:57:34,770 --> 00:57:36,380 Margot, where are the scissors? 965 00:57:36,430 --> 00:57:38,600 Drawer. 966 00:57:38,650 --> 00:57:42,040 So you're telling me that the first level-ten manifestation 967 00:57:42,090 --> 00:57:45,570 reported in over three centuries was the result 968 00:57:45,610 --> 00:57:47,400 of an ordinary common-or-garden seance. 969 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,610 Yes, that is correct. 970 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,530 What did you use as a guide? 971 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:56,930 Oh, um, this. The Art of the Seance. 972 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,500 Can you help me? 973 00:58:01,540 --> 00:58:03,540 Yes, Madame Arcati, yes, I think I can. 974 00:58:03,590 --> 00:58:05,940 Do you have your membership card? 975 00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:07,460 Membership card, eh... 976 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,940 Yes. 977 00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:13,160 I'm going to start by terminating 978 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,420 your membership with immediate effect. 979 00:58:15,470 --> 00:58:19,950 This is no place for fantasists or frauds. 980 00:58:19,990 --> 00:58:23,130 Margot. Madame Arcati's leaving now. 981 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,100 Meet me at Temple Square in an hour. 982 00:58:49,540 --> 00:58:52,030 Chapter four, page nine, paragraph six. 983 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,380 A banishing spell. 984 00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:02,250 Oh, Margot, thank you. 985 00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:03,650 We don't have long. 986 00:59:03,690 --> 00:59:04,910 I need to replace it in the safe 987 00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:06,910 before Mr. Price returns from lunch. 988 00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:10,520 It's recorded in ancient Druidic text. 989 00:59:10,570 --> 00:59:12,790 I'm a little rusty, but I'll do my best. 990 00:59:12,830 --> 00:59:15,000 Oh, oh wait. 991 00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:26,060 Take Ceridwens's brew of Devil's Claw. 992 00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:27,970 Devil's Claw. 993 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:30,630 Poisoned root of Aconite. 994 00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:32,110 Oh, yes. 995 00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:34,550 Elixir of Vervain flowers. 996 00:59:34,590 --> 00:59:37,680 Verr..Oh, yes, of course, that's the enchanter's plant. 997 00:59:45,210 --> 00:59:48,210 The sacrificial offering is at its strongest 998 00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,430 with a waning moon. 999 00:59:49,470 --> 00:59:52,040 A waning moon. 1000 00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:54,220 Sprinkle black salt on a stone altar. 1001 00:59:55,390 --> 00:59:56,790 Salt. 1002 00:59:56,830 --> 00:59:59,960 Then lay the freshly torn bladder of a carnivore. 1003 01:00:00,010 --> 01:00:01,270 The bl-bladder? 1004 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,230 Oh, no. 1005 01:00:05,270 --> 01:00:07,670 Freshly torn bladderwort. 1006 01:00:07,710 --> 01:00:09,190 Oh. 1007 01:00:09,230 --> 01:00:12,410 Of the carnivorous aquatic Utricularia plant family. 1008 01:00:12,450 --> 01:00:14,190 Oh, thank heaven. 1009 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,240 I thought for a minute I was going to have to get my hands dirty. 1010 01:00:20,590 --> 01:00:22,810 Au revoir, Madame Arcati. 1011 01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:25,210 Good luck. 1012 01:00:32,910 --> 01:00:34,610 Will you excuse me? 1013 01:00:36,350 --> 01:00:37,570 What about Clark Gable? 1014 01:00:37,610 --> 01:00:40,090 He'd make a dashing Detective Frank Flowers. 1015 01:00:40,130 --> 01:00:42,180 Good actor, terrible breath. 1016 01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:43,350 Oh. 1017 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,440 Very tricky for the leading ladies. 1018 01:00:44,490 --> 01:00:45,830 I was thinking Cary Grant. 1019 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,530 Now we're talking. 1020 01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:49,930 I look forward to making his acquaintance at the premiere. 1021 01:00:49,970 --> 01:00:51,100 Well I'm afraid you're getting ahead 1022 01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:52,450 of yourself there, Mrs. Bradman. 1023 01:00:52,490 --> 01:00:55,240 Even I can't make a film without a script. 1024 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,930 Be rather like trying to perform surgery without a patient. 1025 01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:00,940 The typewriter can be a cruel and demanding mistress. 1026 01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:02,240 Yes, well, let's hope that's 1027 01:01:02,290 --> 01:01:04,460 the only affair Charles is having. 1028 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,640 Hello, Daddy. 1029 01:01:11,690 --> 01:01:13,470 Time for a speech. 1030 01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:21,260 Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. 1031 01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:25,000 Ha-ha. Oh. 1032 01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:27,400 As a writer, people are always expecting me 1033 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,570 to come up with lots of words. 1034 01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:31,140 Hm. 1035 01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:33,140 Well, today I'm sure you'll all be relieved to hear 1036 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:36,060 that I'm going to keep things short and sweet. 1037 01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:37,320 Just like my wife. 1038 01:01:39,110 --> 01:01:41,720 If I were to create a character as beautiful, 1039 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,070 as poised, as perfect as Ruth, 1040 01:01:45,110 --> 01:01:48,420 my fans would accuse me of straying into fantasy. 1041 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:49,590 Oh. 1042 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,160 But thankfully we are all here today 1043 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,080 to celebrate the fact that Ruth is my reality, 1044 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:58,340 and has been for five fabulous years. 1045 01:01:58,390 --> 01:02:01,170 So, let us be upstanding, upstandingly, 1046 01:02:01,210 --> 01:02:05,000 and raise our glasses to true love. 1047 01:02:08,090 --> 01:02:09,220 True love. 1048 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,490 Never dies. 1049 01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:20,540 ♪ I wish I could I shimmy like my sister Kate ♪ 1050 01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:23,110 ♪ She can shake like a jelly on a plate ♪ 1051 01:02:23,150 --> 01:02:25,460 ♪ My mama wanted to know last night ♪ 1052 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,850 ♪ Why all the boys treat Kate so nice ♪ 1053 01:02:27,890 --> 01:02:30,240 ♪ All the boys in the neighborhood ♪ 1054 01:02:30,290 --> 01:02:32,460 ♪ Know that she can shimmy good ♪ 1055 01:02:32,510 --> 01:02:34,600 ♪ You may be late but you'll be up to date ♪ 1056 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,250 ♪ When you can shimmy like my sister Kate, oh yeah ♪ 1057 01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:39,560 ♪ Shimmy like my sister Kate 1058 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,390 ♪ I went to a dance with sister Kate ♪ 1059 01:02:42,430 --> 01:02:44,740 ♪ Everyone thought that she was great ♪ 1060 01:02:44,780 --> 01:02:45,870 ♪ I looked around for something new ♪ 1061 01:02:45,910 --> 01:02:47,000 Lord Almighty. 1062 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,390 Ruth, what on earth are you doing? 1063 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:49,780 Cooling off. 1064 01:02:49,830 --> 01:02:52,440 All that dancing got me hot and sticky! 1065 01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:56,310 Everybody's looking. 1066 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,270 I didn't know it was going to be one of those parties. 1067 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,010 You're as wet as an otter's pocket. 1068 01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:02,360 What happened to your dress? 1069 01:03:02,410 --> 01:03:04,800 Well what happened to yours, Daddy? 1070 01:03:05,930 --> 01:03:07,020 Everybody! 1071 01:03:07,060 --> 01:03:08,240 Yes, that's lovely, darling. 1072 01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,850 I'm not sure the fish are enjoying this. 1073 01:03:09,890 --> 01:03:12,420 Why don't you come upstairs and have a little lie-down, hm? 1074 01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:14,110 Only if you're going to join me. 1075 01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:22,690 Oh, make love to me like it was the first time. 1076 01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:26,080 Whee! 1077 01:03:26,130 --> 01:03:28,780 Does Mr. Peasbody want to come out and play?. 1078 01:03:29,870 --> 01:03:30,690 Oh! 1079 01:03:33,570 --> 01:03:34,920 Well, I'm not surprised she doesn't 1080 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,880 like to do it with the lights on. 1081 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,960 Don't be so vulgar, Elvira. 1082 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:39,700 She's in here?! 1083 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:43,840 Now you listen to me, you low-rent hussy. 1084 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,800 This is my party, my bedroom, 1085 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,110 my house, and Charles is my husband. 1086 01:03:51,850 --> 01:03:52,890 What did she say? 1087 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:54,110 She apologized unreservedly 1088 01:03:54,150 --> 01:03:56,110 and has taken herself back downstairs. 1089 01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:57,330 Oh. 1090 01:03:57,370 --> 01:03:58,290 You should have been an actor, Charles. 1091 01:03:58,330 --> 01:03:59,640 You really are rather good. 1092 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,470 I'm sorry, Charles. 1093 01:04:02,510 --> 01:04:05,380 I'm just ... I'm not in the mood anymore. 1094 01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:10,080 I am. 1095 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:11,910 Oh. 1096 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,020 Morning, darling. 1097 01:04:32,710 --> 01:04:34,370 You look shattered. 1098 01:04:34,410 --> 01:04:37,500 Yes, had a bit of a restless night. 1099 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:38,810 Yes. 1100 01:04:38,850 --> 01:04:40,810 Yes, I thought you were thrashing around a bit. 1101 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,990 I had Edna prepare Norfolk kippers, your favorite. 1102 01:04:46,030 --> 01:04:47,820 Hm, that's very sweet. 1103 01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:49,820 I could do with something hearty. 1104 01:04:49,860 --> 01:04:54,000 I fear I rather overdid on the bubbles yesterday. 1105 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,690 The party went by in a bit of a blur. 1106 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,180 What are you stuck on? 1107 01:05:01,220 --> 01:05:03,570 22 down. Greek god of retribution. 1108 01:05:03,610 --> 01:05:06,440 Seven letters. Third letter M, seventh letter S. 1109 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,450 Oh, Nemesis. 1110 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:38,520 What on Earth has happened? 1111 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,130 She said the place is cursed. 1112 01:05:43,830 --> 01:05:45,440 Not safe! Not safe at all! 1113 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:46,790 Edna? Ah. 1114 01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:48,920 You can't leave us! 1115 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,100 You can keep your job. 1116 01:05:50,140 --> 01:05:51,660 No, I'm getting out of here. 1117 01:05:51,710 --> 01:05:52,490 Go away! 1118 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,010 I'm having nothing to do with you, Go away! 1119 01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:56,670 Stay Edna. Please. 1120 01:05:56,710 --> 01:05:59,100 You stick your bleeding job up your bum! 1121 01:06:13,380 --> 01:06:15,030 Ah, there you are. 1122 01:06:16,030 --> 01:06:17,170 There you are. 1123 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,520 Now, to work. 1124 01:06:25,090 --> 01:06:26,090 Yes. 1125 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:40,710 Where are you? 1126 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:43,980 Detective, I don't see how you can blame a girl 1127 01:06:44,020 --> 01:06:46,330 for falling in love with the right guy 1128 01:06:46,370 --> 01:06:48,200 for the wrong reasons. 1129 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:51,240 But what about that poor sap of a husband of yours? 1130 01:06:51,290 --> 01:06:52,640 Guys like him are a dime a dozen. 1131 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,380 What was he, the right guy at the wrong place 1132 01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:55,860 at the wrong time? 1133 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:59,600 Oh, Detective, just being close to you, 1134 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:03,430 I feel as if I am completely naked. 1135 01:07:03,470 --> 01:07:06,130 How do you always manage to see right through me? 1136 01:07:08,170 --> 01:07:11,130 I see things just the way they are. 1137 01:07:11,180 --> 01:07:13,530 The rest of the world needs bifocals. 1138 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,010 I'm not sure about that last line. 1139 01:07:18,050 --> 01:07:20,490 It feels too, florid. 1140 01:07:20,530 --> 01:07:23,360 Need something simple and to the point, 1141 01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:28,410 like... 'That's my job, sweetie. I just do it.' 1142 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,810 Ha. 1143 01:07:32,850 --> 01:07:35,500 Whatever you prefer. It's your name on the script. 1144 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,600 And fade to black. 1145 01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:47,170 Well, dare I say, 1146 01:07:47,210 --> 01:07:49,690 I think the film's gonna be even better than the book. 1147 01:07:49,740 --> 01:07:51,650 And we finished ahead of the deadline. 1148 01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:54,570 Just wait till I tell Ruth. 1149 01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:01,570 Let's not tell her just yet. 1150 01:08:08,230 --> 01:08:10,240 Oh, for heaven's sake. 1151 01:08:11,450 --> 01:08:12,590 Fiddlesticks. 1152 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,330 Oh. Ah! 1153 01:08:16,590 --> 01:08:18,200 Damn and blast. 1154 01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,810 Oh, you alright, darling? 1155 01:08:19,850 --> 01:08:21,160 Knowing you're working fingers to the bone makes it easier 1156 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,640 for me to enjoy a few blisters and burns. 1157 01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,300 Out of suffering have emerged 1158 01:08:29,340 --> 01:08:31,080 the strongest souls, my dear. 1159 01:08:33,170 --> 01:08:35,170 I've nothing to serve for lunch, I'm afraid. 1160 01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:36,350 Oh, please don't worry about it. 1161 01:08:36,390 --> 01:08:38,570 I'm not in the least hungry. 1162 01:08:38,610 --> 01:08:40,440 Dare I ask how it's going over there? 1163 01:08:42,220 --> 01:08:44,440 The finishing line is almost in sight. 1164 01:08:44,490 --> 01:08:45,920 Oh, thank goodness. 1165 01:08:45,970 --> 01:08:48,750 I don't like you alone with her one iota, 1166 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,670 but if it means you're going to be able 1167 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,020 to deliver the damn script, 1168 01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:53,930 then I can just about tolerate it. 1169 01:08:55,450 --> 01:08:57,500 You and I do make a good team, darling. 1170 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:05,120 I'd like us to move our beds back together. 1171 01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,380 Permanently. 1172 01:09:07,990 --> 01:09:11,640 I think if we're going to be separated during the days, 1173 01:09:11,690 --> 01:09:14,170 the least we could do is spend our nights together 1174 01:09:14,210 --> 01:09:16,080 as, as man and wife. 1175 01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,780 I should like nothing more. 1176 01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:24,530 I'm going to take a walk. 1177 01:09:25,610 --> 01:09:26,830 Try to clear my head. 1178 01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:39,720 Remember when we used to play hide-and-seek along here? 1179 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,760 And your reward when you found me? 1180 01:09:48,510 --> 01:09:49,990 Look. Isn't he handsome? 1181 01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:53,770 He's magnificent. 1182 01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:58,390 He can sense me. 1183 01:09:58,430 --> 01:10:00,950 How wonderful not be frightened of the unknown. 1184 01:10:04,650 --> 01:10:06,920 You're not frightened, are you, Charles? 1185 01:10:08,050 --> 01:10:09,570 Of what? 1186 01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:11,530 Falling back in love. 1187 01:10:13,490 --> 01:10:15,360 How is that possible when we're existing 1188 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,970 on two different planes? 1189 01:10:18,230 --> 01:10:19,190 I'm alive, and you're... 1190 01:10:19,230 --> 01:10:21,370 Don't. Don't say it. 1191 01:10:24,670 --> 01:10:27,810 I'm so sorry, Elvira, there's no easy way to say this. 1192 01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:34,600 But I'm struggling to see a future in us. 1193 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,870 You know, Charles, when you give someone an eternity ring, 1194 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,440 it's supposed to be a love that lasts forever. 1195 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,050 Charles? 1196 01:11:35,050 --> 01:11:36,790 Charles, watch out! 1197 01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:40,450 Damn. 1198 01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,670 She's dangerous, Charles. 1199 01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:48,980 Edna was almost scalped. 1200 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:50,590 And look what happened to Edith. 1201 01:11:50,630 --> 01:11:52,670 What are you suggesting? 1202 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:55,500 It's blindingly obvious that Elvira came here 1203 01:11:55,550 --> 01:11:58,250 for one purpose and one purpose only. 1204 01:11:58,290 --> 01:12:00,990 She came here to have you to herself, forever. 1205 01:12:02,210 --> 01:12:04,030 Ow! How? 1206 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,950 By killing you off, of course. 1207 01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:07,250 That's absurd. 1208 01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:08,820 Do you really think the cabinet climbed up 1209 01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:11,130 onto the roof and jumped off of its own accord? 1210 01:12:11,170 --> 01:12:13,780 Elvira might be prone to temper tantrums, 1211 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,570 but she still loves me. 1212 01:12:15,610 --> 01:12:17,830 She'd never wish me any harm. 1213 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:22,180 If you were dead, it would be her final triumph over me. 1214 01:12:22,230 --> 01:12:24,750 She'd have you all to herself on her beastly astral plane, 1215 01:12:24,790 --> 01:12:26,490 and I'd be left high and dry. 1216 01:12:26,530 --> 01:12:29,890 She's probably planning some sort of spiritual remarriage. 1217 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:36,240 What are we gonna do? 1218 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:41,200 Yes, the guest's name is Madame Arcati, room 14. 1219 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:42,810 One moment. 1220 01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:44,070 I'm sorry, but she left yesterday. 1221 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,640 Oh dear. Did she leave any messages? 1222 01:12:46,690 --> 01:12:48,160 I'm afraid not. 1223 01:12:48,210 --> 01:12:48,990 Thank you. 1224 01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:52,040 She checked out yesterday. 1225 01:12:55,130 --> 01:12:56,300 Well, there's nothing for it. 1226 01:12:56,350 --> 01:12:57,870 I shall have to get myself arrested. 1227 01:12:57,910 --> 01:12:59,390 Spend the night locked up in the cells. 1228 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,920 No. We just have to create our own 1229 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,400 safe place for the night. 1230 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:05,230 Right. 1231 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,660 Now, gently does it. 1232 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:11,840 Oh. 1233 01:13:16,190 --> 01:13:18,020 Oh, precious. 1234 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,590 Herba veneris. 1235 01:13:22,070 --> 01:13:24,510 Nature's divine protector. 1236 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,000 What are you doing with that? 1237 01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:39,170 I've just removed all the heavy 1238 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:40,610 and sharp objects for a reason. 1239 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:42,650 I thought you could keep going with your script 1240 01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:44,400 while we're holed up in here. 1241 01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:47,790 Ah, umm... I've already finished it. 1242 01:13:47,830 --> 01:13:51,580 Well, I thought you said you were struggling. 1243 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:53,840 On reflection, I think I was overthinking 1244 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,060 through the whole thing. 1245 01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:57,710 I'll give the manuscript a quick read and drive it 1246 01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:58,890 over to the studio first thing in the morning. 1247 01:13:58,930 --> 01:14:01,630 Oh, Charles, what wonderful news. 1248 01:14:01,670 --> 01:14:04,420 Daddy's gonna be over the moon. As am I. 1249 01:14:04,460 --> 01:14:05,940 Thank you, darling. 1250 01:14:05,980 --> 01:14:08,720 Now we can both focus on banishing Elvira 1251 01:14:08,770 --> 01:14:11,330 into oblivion once and for all. 1252 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,810 Not a moment too soon. 1253 01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:15,300 Two's company. Three's a nightmare. 1254 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:21,260 Nearly there. 1255 01:14:25,830 --> 01:14:29,480 Vervain and dill hinder witches from their will. 1256 01:14:56,380 --> 01:14:57,210 Charles. 1257 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:00,380 Charles. 1258 01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:31,280 Hello? 1259 01:15:31,330 --> 01:15:33,500 Mrs. Condomine, I have news. 1260 01:15:33,550 --> 01:15:36,070 Doors are opening, and change is in the air. 1261 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,160 This is no time for riddles, Madame Arcati. 1262 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,160 We've been urgently trying to contact you. 1263 01:15:40,210 --> 01:15:42,560 Charles's life is in grave danger. 1264 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:45,170 Elvira is trying to murder him. 1265 01:15:45,210 --> 01:15:47,950 I feared she might become a malevolent spirit. 1266 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,480 That's putting it mildly. Where are you? 1267 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,910 In Sussex. 1268 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:54,350 I've gathered everything together and now I'm ready. 1269 01:15:54,390 --> 01:15:55,570 For what? 1270 01:15:55,610 --> 01:15:57,090 Well, to send her back, of course. 1271 01:15:57,140 --> 01:15:59,660 Stay put, Madame Arcati. I'll come and collect you. 1272 01:16:04,010 --> 01:16:05,230 The telephone woke me. 1273 01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:07,840 Apologies if I scared you. 1274 01:16:07,890 --> 01:16:10,500 Ah, when Mr. Condomine wakes up, tell him I've gone 1275 01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:13,890 to fetch Madame Arcati and I shall be back before lunch. 1276 01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:16,850 Madame Arcati... before... 1277 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:56,330 Don't hurt me, I beg you. 1278 01:16:56,370 --> 01:16:58,410 You all right in there, Mr. Condomine? 1279 01:16:58,460 --> 01:17:00,200 I've never stopped loving you. 1280 01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,770 Oh. 1281 01:17:01,810 --> 01:17:04,510 I don't know what to say, sir. 1282 01:17:04,550 --> 01:17:08,080 You have a funny way of showing it, Charles. 1283 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,600 I was gonna put your name on the manuscript 1284 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:12,250 before I delivered it this morning, I promise. 1285 01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:14,040 That won't be necessary, sir. 1286 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,520 I'm a woman, Charles. 1287 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,000 We're used to not getting the credit we deserve. 1288 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:19,870 No, I insist. I'll get changed and leave straightaway. 1289 01:17:19,910 --> 01:17:22,260 Mrs. Condomine left in the car a while ago. 1290 01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:24,790 She said she would be back by lunchtime. 1291 01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:28,400 Elvira, what have you done? 1292 01:17:47,810 --> 01:17:52,600 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1293 01:17:54,210 --> 01:17:59,210 ♪ Like the wind and the rain and the snow ♪ 1294 01:18:00,870 --> 01:18:07,310 ♪ You've completely over-powered my soul ♪ 1295 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:11,790 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1296 01:18:14,010 --> 01:18:19,020 ♪ You make it summer every day of the year ♪ 1297 01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:26,890 ♪ One glance from you and the clouds disappear ♪ 1298 01:18:26,940 --> 01:18:32,810 ♪ Like forces of nature we were meant to be here ♪ 1299 01:18:32,860 --> 01:18:39,780 ♪ Now this flame in my heart burns for you ♪ 1300 01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:43,870 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1301 01:18:45,610 --> 01:18:51,880 ♪ Passing time, the seasons, growing old ♪ 1302 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:58,360 ♪ You've completely over-powered my soul ♪ 1303 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:03,240 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1304 01:19:05,060 --> 01:19:07,460 Mr. Condomine, I would just like to say that 1305 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:11,720 I reproach myself bitterly. 1306 01:19:11,770 --> 01:19:13,940 You are not to blame, Madame Arcati. 1307 01:19:13,990 --> 01:19:16,160 The fault lies squarely on my shoulders. 1308 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,600 It was my ambition and ego 1309 01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:22,990 that dragged us into this unbearable mess. 1310 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,600 And that's something I shall have to live with 1311 01:19:24,650 --> 01:19:25,820 for the rest of my life. 1312 01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:29,610 The last time I spoke with Mrs. Condomine, 1313 01:19:29,650 --> 01:19:31,870 your life was in danger. 1314 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,400 I urge you to come and see me 1315 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,660 at your earliest possible convenience. 1316 01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,530 Here is my card. 1317 01:19:37,570 --> 01:19:38,400 I'll be waiting. 1318 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:42,800 You're not going to stay for refreshments? 1319 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:45,630 Oh, please don't think me rude, but I prefer 1320 01:19:45,670 --> 01:19:48,320 to contemplate the passing of a spirit 1321 01:19:48,370 --> 01:19:50,110 in my own private way. 1322 01:19:54,550 --> 01:19:57,460 My sincerest condolences, Mr. Condomine. 1323 01:20:03,430 --> 01:20:05,340 Shouldn't that be congratulations? 1324 01:20:06,860 --> 01:20:08,520 What the hell are you doing here? 1325 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:10,430 Have you no shame? 1326 01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:13,610 It was an accident, Charles. I was trying to kill you. 1327 01:20:13,650 --> 01:20:15,660 How can you be so heartless? 1328 01:20:16,870 --> 01:20:18,660 Death does that to you. 1329 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:21,010 You know, you can always tell how well regarded 1330 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:24,100 someone is by the attendance at their funeral. 1331 01:20:24,140 --> 01:20:25,400 What's that supposed to mean? 1332 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:27,710 Bit of a poor turnout today, if you ask me. 1333 01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:29,150 I barely counted forty people. 1334 01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:32,150 That does it. 1335 01:20:33,890 --> 01:20:35,680 Come here! 1336 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,330 Just like old times, Charles. 1337 01:20:38,370 --> 01:20:41,460 Ahh! With you chasing me round the garden! 1338 01:20:41,510 --> 01:20:43,470 Only today there's gonna be a different outcome! 1339 01:20:51,340 --> 01:20:53,170 Will you excuse me? Of course. 1340 01:21:02,220 --> 01:21:05,140 I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Mackintosh. 1341 01:21:05,180 --> 01:21:08,010 Ruth was a fine woman, and a good friend. 1342 01:21:09,190 --> 01:21:11,150 I'm going to miss her deeply. 1343 01:21:11,190 --> 01:21:14,850 Thank you, Mrs. Bradman. I know she was fond of you too. 1344 01:21:16,370 --> 01:21:17,940 I can't quite believe she's gone. 1345 01:21:20,330 --> 01:21:22,500 My mother always said that time is a physician 1346 01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,380 that heals every grief. 1347 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,300 Ohh! 1348 01:21:34,340 --> 01:21:35,910 You never were much of an opponent 1349 01:21:35,950 --> 01:21:37,780 on the croquet lawn, Charles. 1350 01:21:38,610 --> 01:21:40,220 You repulse me. 1351 01:21:43,220 --> 01:21:45,310 I'm going to kill you. 1352 01:21:48,310 --> 01:21:50,750 Don't be an imbecile. I'm already dead. 1353 01:21:50,790 --> 01:21:52,360 You better fetch your medicinal bag 1354 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,190 before someone else gets killed. 1355 01:21:55,230 --> 01:21:59,540 Edna was right. This place is cursed. 1356 01:21:59,590 --> 01:22:01,980 I can't bear to see you ever again. 1357 01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,550 The feeling's mutual, Charles. 1358 01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:07,770 With age and disappointment, you've become a pompous ass. 1359 01:22:07,810 --> 01:22:10,200 Charles, Charles! 1360 01:22:11,950 --> 01:22:13,210 Everything's gonna be splendid. 1361 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:14,170 Not while she's here, it won't. 1362 01:22:14,210 --> 01:22:16,040 Not while who's here? 1363 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:16,910 Elvira! 1364 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:36,540 Where am I? 1365 01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:37,580 In the loony bin. 1366 01:22:50,810 --> 01:22:52,510 There's no point in struggling, Charles. 1367 01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:56,080 The more you thrash around, the longer they'll keep you in. 1368 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:57,560 Why am I here? 1369 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,250 You've been sectioned under the Mental Treatment Act 1370 01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:02,210 and held under mandatory observation for the next 28 days. 1371 01:23:02,260 --> 01:23:04,960 I hope you rot in hell. 1372 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,170 It's not wise to be bad-tempered 1373 01:23:07,220 --> 01:23:08,870 with the only person who can help you. 1374 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,090 I'd rather eat my own tongue than ask you for help. 1375 01:23:11,140 --> 01:23:12,830 Hmm, You might just get to do that. 1376 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,010 Dr. McEwan is planning on taking you down the corridor 1377 01:23:15,050 --> 01:23:17,750 in 15 minutes for electric shock treatment. 1378 01:23:17,790 --> 01:23:19,530 What? Mm. 1379 01:23:19,580 --> 01:23:21,750 No! No, come back. Wait. 1380 01:23:23,710 --> 01:23:25,190 Of course, there's usually a way 1381 01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:26,800 around these things. 1382 01:23:26,850 --> 01:23:28,330 What do you want from me? 1383 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:33,590 I know you're never going to forgive me, Charles, 1384 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:36,200 and being stuck in purgatory with you grieving 1385 01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:39,730 over another woman is a fate worse than death. 1386 01:23:39,770 --> 01:23:42,040 I couldn't agree more. 1387 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:45,080 Which is why I want a divorce. 1388 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,130 With pleasure. 1389 01:23:48,870 --> 01:23:51,260 And I know just the person who can execute that. 1390 01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:02,490 Good. 1391 01:24:07,970 --> 01:24:09,670 Oh, move over. 1392 01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:11,540 No way I'm putting my life in your hands again. 1393 01:24:11,590 --> 01:24:13,500 Don't flatter yourself, Charles. 1394 01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:15,550 When I think of what might have happened if I'd succeeded 1395 01:24:15,590 --> 01:24:17,850 in getting you to the other side, it makes me shudder. 1396 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:20,330 Nothing but bickering and squabbling for eternity. 1397 01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:24,860 Drive. 1398 01:24:31,390 --> 01:24:33,090 Looking back on our married years, 1399 01:24:33,130 --> 01:24:34,610 I can see now with horrid clarity, 1400 01:24:34,650 --> 01:24:36,520 they were nothing but a mockery. 1401 01:24:36,570 --> 01:24:39,570 You were feckless, irresponsible, 1402 01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,920 morally unstable. 1403 01:24:42,970 --> 01:24:44,450 I think I realized that before we left Budleigh Salterton. 1404 01:24:44,490 --> 01:24:46,750 Nobody but a monumental bore would have thought 1405 01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:49,360 of going to Budleigh Salterton for a honeymoon. 1406 01:24:49,410 --> 01:24:50,840 What's the matter with Budleigh Salterton? 1407 01:24:50,890 --> 01:24:53,410 Seven hours a day on a damn golf course 1408 01:24:53,450 --> 01:24:56,850 and a three-piece orchestra playing Merrie England. 1409 01:24:56,890 --> 01:24:59,240 I'm surprised you didn't complain at the time. 1410 01:24:59,290 --> 01:25:00,770 I remember you being quite good at that. 1411 01:25:00,810 --> 01:25:02,200 I did complain. 1412 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:04,730 But you wouldn't listen. 1413 01:25:04,770 --> 01:25:07,510 That's why I took a romantic stroll on the moors 1414 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:09,990 with Captain Bracegirdle. 1415 01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,300 What a blind fool I was. 1416 01:25:12,870 --> 01:25:14,480 Did he make love to you? 1417 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,480 Only very discretely. 1418 01:25:22,180 --> 01:25:26,140 Mr. Condomine. I'm so relieved you've arrived safely. 1419 01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:27,710 Follow me. 1420 01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:29,970 Tonight the moon is full, and we must harness its power. 1421 01:25:30,010 --> 01:25:31,100 We're both ready to perform 1422 01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:32,890 the banishment ceremony immediately. 1423 01:25:34,710 --> 01:25:35,540 She's here? 1424 01:25:36,670 --> 01:25:37,930 Yes. 1425 01:25:37,980 --> 01:25:40,980 Are you sure she's amenable to the process? 1426 01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:41,980 Yes. Yes. 1427 01:25:48,380 --> 01:25:54,210 With this magic smoke I invoke the spirit of moon fire, 1428 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:58,080 dancer of time, mistress of endings and beginnings. 1429 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:03,260 To return our sacred sister to her rightful sphere. 1430 01:26:04,530 --> 01:26:05,660 Still here? 1431 01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:06,570 Yes. Yes. 1432 01:26:09,750 --> 01:26:12,790 To you, the spirit of earth. 1433 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,490 To you, the element of air. 1434 01:26:16,020 --> 01:26:18,630 To you, the force of water. 1435 01:26:18,670 --> 01:26:20,850 To you, the power of fire. 1436 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:24,280 And the gift of enchanter's dew. 1437 01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:31,030 She still here? 1438 01:26:31,070 --> 01:26:34,290 Yes. 1439 01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:37,690 Ghostly specter, ghoul and fiend, 1440 01:26:37,730 --> 01:26:39,870 never more be thou convened. 1441 01:26:40,690 --> 01:26:43,350 Wolfsbane and holy rite, 1442 01:26:43,390 --> 01:26:45,350 banish thee into the night. 1443 01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:51,180 Oh, bladderwort, bladderwort. 1444 01:26:51,220 --> 01:26:52,180 Bladderwort. 1445 01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:54,400 Oh. 1446 01:26:54,450 --> 01:26:55,270 Oh yes. 1447 01:26:56,450 --> 01:26:57,270 Yes. 1448 01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,490 And bladderwort. 1449 01:27:06,410 --> 01:27:07,280 Ruth. 1450 01:27:07,330 --> 01:27:08,150 Ruth? 1451 01:27:09,370 --> 01:27:10,640 Darling, I'm so happy to see you again. 1452 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,940 Blast. How could I have been such a duffer? 1453 01:27:14,990 --> 01:27:17,340 Something must have gone hideously wrong. 1454 01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:19,250 Yes, not for the first time. 1455 01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:20,780 You hussy. 1456 01:27:20,820 --> 01:27:22,210 Darling. 1457 01:27:22,260 --> 01:27:25,390 Save yourself the effort. I'm already dead. 1458 01:27:25,430 --> 01:27:27,300 And more to the point, so are you. 1459 01:27:27,350 --> 01:27:29,220 You popped your clogs last Tuesday. 1460 01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:31,260 Don't be so insensitive. 1461 01:27:31,310 --> 01:27:32,740 Darling, are you in any pain? 1462 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:36,920 Charles, what happened to me? 1463 01:27:38,750 --> 01:27:39,930 There was a car accident. 1464 01:27:39,970 --> 01:27:42,800 Which, I have to admit, I had a hand in. 1465 01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,020 I'm sorry, Ruth. 1466 01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:46,370 I'm afraid sorry doesn't quite cut it. 1467 01:27:46,410 --> 01:27:49,760 Well, even so, in the spirit of complete openness, 1468 01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,720 I'd also like to apologies for conducting 1469 01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:55,250 an affair with Charles right under your nose. 1470 01:27:55,290 --> 01:27:57,680 Well, technically, we are still married, so... 1471 01:27:57,730 --> 01:28:01,080 Stop it, Elvira. Ruth has been through quite enough. 1472 01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,300 What are they saying, Mr. Condomine? 1473 01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:04,520 Not now, Madame Arcati. 1474 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,080 Things are becoming quite strained. 1475 01:28:06,130 --> 01:28:08,650 You know, I should have squeezed malum citrea 1476 01:28:08,690 --> 01:28:10,130 at the crucial point. 1477 01:28:10,170 --> 01:28:12,170 That's lemon juice. Lemon juice. 1478 01:28:13,870 --> 01:28:15,440 The only reason he was able to get through that screenplay 1479 01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,480 in five days flat is because I wrote it. 1480 01:28:18,620 --> 01:28:19,570 Yes... 1481 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:21,310 Charles, is that true? 1482 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:23,970 Not exactly. 1483 01:28:24,010 --> 01:28:26,280 And Charles didn't want to tell you we'd finished 1484 01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:28,970 because he wanted to spend more time alone with me. 1485 01:28:31,460 --> 01:28:32,590 Charles. 1486 01:28:33,460 --> 01:28:35,330 Let's not fight, darling. 1487 01:28:35,370 --> 01:28:37,720 Which darling are you referring to? 1488 01:28:37,770 --> 01:28:39,420 But after everything I put up with, 1489 01:28:39,460 --> 01:28:40,990 how could you do that to me? 1490 01:28:41,030 --> 01:28:43,900 It's not that straightforward, darlings. 1491 01:28:43,950 --> 01:28:45,600 I mean, really, Charles, 1492 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,780 you never loved Elvira or me. 1493 01:28:47,820 --> 01:28:51,340 The only person that you loved is yourself. 1494 01:28:51,390 --> 01:28:52,780 No. 1495 01:28:52,820 --> 01:28:55,130 Finally, something we do agree on. 1496 01:28:57,700 --> 01:28:59,000 If you wrote the script, 1497 01:29:00,570 --> 01:29:02,310 did he write any of those books? 1498 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:03,140 No, not a word. 1499 01:29:03,180 --> 01:29:04,490 He took all the glory? 1500 01:29:04,530 --> 01:29:05,920 Aren't you staying for the second act? 1501 01:29:05,970 --> 01:29:07,190 I think it's best I leave. 1502 01:29:07,230 --> 01:29:10,320 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 1503 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:11,450 Try two of them. 1504 01:29:12,890 --> 01:29:14,190 Good luck with the lemons. 1505 01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:17,630 Where did he go? 1506 01:29:18,890 --> 01:29:20,720 Huh, he can run... 1507 01:29:20,770 --> 01:29:22,160 But he can't hide. 1508 01:29:37,220 --> 01:29:40,180 Ghostly specter, ghoul or fiend, 1509 01:29:40,220 --> 01:29:43,050 never more be thou convened. 1510 01:29:43,090 --> 01:29:46,360 Bladderwort, wolfsbane and holy rite, 1511 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:50,060 banish thee into the night. 1512 01:30:04,460 --> 01:30:05,380 Donald? 1513 01:30:36,410 --> 01:30:38,760 Alright, I'm gonna start with this medium shot here. 1514 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:40,800 Then I'm gonna come a little closer, okay? 1515 01:30:40,850 --> 01:30:42,410 Alright, let's have some passion. 1516 01:30:42,460 --> 01:30:43,760 Alright, roll camera. 1517 01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:48,850 Quiet, please. Quiet, please. Sound running. 1518 01:30:48,900 --> 01:30:50,590 - Scene 84, take one. 1519 01:30:51,510 --> 01:30:53,290 And action. 1520 01:30:53,340 --> 01:30:56,430 Just being close to you, Frank, 1521 01:30:56,470 --> 01:30:58,950 I feel as if I'm completely naked. 1522 01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:04,610 How do you always manage to see right through me? 1523 01:31:05,610 --> 01:31:07,650 That's my job, sweetie. 1524 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:08,530 I just do it. 1525 01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:10,920 Cut. 1526 01:31:12,310 --> 01:31:13,140 Reset. 1527 01:31:15,140 --> 01:31:18,230 I'm not, er... I'm not feeling the last line. 1528 01:31:19,620 --> 01:31:21,360 Boy wonder, what else you got? 1529 01:31:21,410 --> 01:31:23,320 Uh... wh... uhh... 1530 01:31:27,410 --> 01:31:31,550 What about... 'I see things just the way they are. 1531 01:31:31,590 --> 01:31:33,900 The rest of the world needs bifocals.' 1532 01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:37,950 I love it. 1533 01:31:37,990 --> 01:31:39,510 Okay, reset. 1534 01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,860 Make-up. 1535 01:31:40,910 --> 01:31:42,250 I wanna move in closer. 1536 01:31:43,820 --> 01:31:45,950 You're a genius, Charles. 1537 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,960 Audiences are gonna devour the whole spiritualist angle. 1538 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:49,830 Yes. 1539 01:31:52,260 --> 01:31:56,010 Just a shame Ruth isn't here to enjoy it. 1540 01:31:59,530 --> 01:32:03,140 Mr. Condomine. Hedda Hopper, Los Angeles Times. 1541 01:32:03,190 --> 01:32:04,020 Oh. 1542 01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,280 Hello. 1543 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:08,800 How does it feel to be the talk of the town? 1544 01:32:08,850 --> 01:32:10,280 Oh, that's awfully sweet of you, but I'm not sure 1545 01:32:10,330 --> 01:32:12,330 anybody's really interested in the lowly writer. 1546 01:32:13,850 --> 01:32:15,810 Oh, I have a hunch that my 35 million readers 1547 01:32:15,850 --> 01:32:19,640 will be enthralled by the story of a serial plagiarist. 1548 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:21,250 Plagiarist? 1549 01:32:21,290 --> 01:32:23,600 I know you revel in gossip and scandal, Miss Hopper, 1550 01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:24,910 but that's a completely outrageous 1551 01:32:24,950 --> 01:32:26,560 and unfounded accusation. 1552 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:28,470 There is nothing unfounded about the writ 1553 01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,520 that Senor Morales is serving. 1554 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,830 Would you care to comment on the fact 1555 01:32:32,870 --> 01:32:35,660 that your 15 Detective Frank Flowers whodunnits 1556 01:32:35,700 --> 01:32:39,090 are based word for word on the Inspector Francisco Flores 1557 01:32:39,140 --> 01:32:42,580 crime novels, which are bestsellers across all of Mexico? 1558 01:32:42,620 --> 01:32:45,190 Say cheese, Mr. Condomine. 1559 01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:49,360 You. 1560 01:32:49,410 --> 01:32:51,240 Don't look so shocked, Charles. 1561 01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:53,060 You and I both know there's no such thing 1562 01:32:53,110 --> 01:32:55,150 as an original story. 1563 01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:56,370 How could you? 1564 01:32:56,420 --> 01:32:57,590 Can't you just be quiet? 1565 01:32:57,630 --> 01:32:59,420 I'm trying to make a picture here. 1566 01:32:59,460 --> 01:33:03,070 You scheming little witch. 1567 01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,080 So much for the famous British charm. 1568 01:33:06,340 --> 01:33:10,260 ♪ I'll be loving you Always 1569 01:33:10,300 --> 01:33:11,470 ♪ With a love that's true... ♪ 1570 01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:12,300 Stop it. Stop it. 1571 01:33:12,340 --> 01:33:13,170 ♪ Always 1572 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,610 Stop it! No. 1573 01:33:15,650 --> 01:33:18,830 Your first novel? Greta Garbo speaking my words? 1574 01:33:18,870 --> 01:33:20,270 Stop it! 1575 01:33:20,310 --> 01:33:21,660 You and I both know there's no such thing 1576 01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:23,010 as an original story. 1577 01:33:23,050 --> 01:33:23,920 Promise you can't touch her. 1578 01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:25,400 I'm a woman, Charles. 1579 01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:26,880 We're used to not getting the credit we deserve. 1580 01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:29,620 The only person that you loved is yourself. 1581 01:33:37,060 --> 01:33:38,720 What the hell do you think you're doing? 1582 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:40,590 You could have killed me. 1583 01:33:40,630 --> 01:33:41,590 I just did. 1584 01:33:43,550 --> 01:33:44,770 Oh. 1585 01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:47,990 Oh. 1586 01:33:51,470 --> 01:33:54,600 Nobody will ever forget you, Charles. 1587 01:33:54,650 --> 01:33:56,610 They'll remember what a fraud you were. 1588 01:33:56,650 --> 01:33:57,520 Always. 1589 01:33:59,130 --> 01:34:01,520 ♪ Au revoir, auf wiedersehen 1590 01:34:01,570 --> 01:34:03,660 ♪ We'll never meet again 1591 01:34:03,700 --> 01:34:06,220 ♪ Heaven's kinda nice for roaming ♪ 1592 01:34:06,270 --> 01:34:08,270 Farewell, Mr. Peasbody! 1593 01:34:09,580 --> 01:34:11,060 You can't just leave me here. 1594 01:34:12,230 --> 01:34:14,450 ♪ Off to paradise we're strolling ♪ 1595 01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,630 ♪ Hanging off the chandeliers all evening ♪ 1596 01:34:18,670 --> 01:34:21,500 ♪ While you lie in my web of lies you're weaving ♪ 1597 01:34:21,540 --> 01:34:22,630 Read all about it. 1598 01:34:22,680 --> 01:34:23,760 Read all about it. 1599 01:34:23,810 --> 01:34:25,420 Murdered British crime writer revealed 1600 01:34:25,460 --> 01:34:27,330 to be serial plagiarist. 1601 01:34:29,380 --> 01:34:32,160 Oh, poor Charles. How dreadful. 1602 01:34:34,300 --> 01:34:36,470 It's like a plot from one of his novels. 1603 01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:38,470 Or perhaps from someone else's. 1604 01:34:48,610 --> 01:34:50,220 Is anybody there? 1605 01:34:50,270 --> 01:34:53,660 One knock for yes, two knocks for no. 1606 01:34:53,710 --> 01:34:55,490 Yes, I'm here. 1607 01:34:55,530 --> 01:34:58,020 Whatever happened to leaving someone to rest in peace? 1608 01:34:58,060 --> 01:35:00,500 Mr. Condomine, I simply wanted 1609 01:35:00,540 --> 01:35:02,980 to apologize for any part I may have played 1610 01:35:03,020 --> 01:35:05,150 in your untimely demise. 1611 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:06,940 You weren't behind the wheel, Madame Arcati. 1612 01:35:06,980 --> 01:35:09,070 No, but I fear I may have 1613 01:35:09,110 --> 01:35:10,720 put fuel in the tank. 1614 01:35:10,770 --> 01:35:12,510 Well, c'est la vie. 1615 01:35:12,550 --> 01:35:15,690 I also wanted to express my gratitude. 1616 01:35:15,730 --> 01:35:18,170 Without you, I would still be searching. 1617 01:35:18,210 --> 01:35:19,300 Well, at least one of us 1618 01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,390 is enjoying a happy ending. 1619 01:35:21,430 --> 01:35:24,780 May I be so bold as to ask 1620 01:35:24,820 --> 01:35:26,910 what it's like on the other side? 1621 01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,830 Charles. 1622 01:35:28,870 --> 01:35:30,050 Complicated. 1623 01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:38,970 ♪ Your hand is on my hand 1624 01:35:39,010 --> 01:35:41,580 ♪ When I'm putting pen to paper ♪ 1625 01:35:41,620 --> 01:35:43,840 ♪ We're in harmony 1626 01:35:43,890 --> 01:35:46,280 ♪ Trumpets in a band 1627 01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:48,630 ♪ Soprano and a tenor 1628 01:35:48,670 --> 01:35:52,370 ♪ Where you are is where I am 1629 01:35:56,680 --> 01:36:01,600 ♪ My fellow, isn't it swell to be with me ♪ 1630 01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:10,700 ♪ You were made to stand in the shade ♪ 1631 01:36:10,740 --> 01:36:16,270 ♪ Now you're the notes of my symphony ♪ 1632 01:36:16,310 --> 01:36:20,400 ♪ Our fingers intertwine when I go to paint the picture ♪ 1633 01:36:20,450 --> 01:36:22,580 ♪ We're a vintage wine 1634 01:36:22,620 --> 01:36:25,100 ♪ The hourglass in the sand 1635 01:36:25,150 --> 01:36:27,230 ♪ A blessed gin and tonic 1636 01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:35,770 ♪ Where you are is where I am 1637 01:36:44,430 --> 01:36:48,130 ♪ I'm the top banana in the greenhouse ♪ 1638 01:36:48,170 --> 01:36:51,260 ♪ I'm the cream on the apple pie ♪ 1639 01:36:51,300 --> 01:36:54,700 ♪ It's hard to be humble when you're genius ♪ 1640 01:36:54,740 --> 01:36:58,180 ♪ Eclipses the stars in the sky ♪ 1641 01:36:58,220 --> 01:37:01,620 ♪ I'm light on my feet, the toast of German Street ♪ 1642 01:37:01,660 --> 01:37:05,190 ♪ I'm the prince of Piccadilly, dear, you'll wanna meet ♪ 1643 01:37:05,230 --> 01:37:08,620 ♪ So if you wanna say ahoy 1644 01:37:08,670 --> 01:37:12,850 ♪ Swing by the Savoy 1645 01:37:12,890 --> 01:37:16,110 ♪ I'm the top banana in the greenhouse ♪ 1646 01:37:16,150 --> 01:37:23,290 ♪ I'm a champagne kind of guy 1647 01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:38,390 ♪ This life flies passed 1648 01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:42,050 ♪ No time to wait in the shadows ♪ 1649 01:37:42,090 --> 01:37:46,920 ♪ This love might last 1650 01:37:46,970 --> 01:37:51,280 ♪ For a hit, follow the arrow 1651 01:37:51,320 --> 01:37:55,020 ♪ I feel the change in the weather ♪ 1652 01:37:55,060 --> 01:37:59,500 ♪ Dark clouds are gathering together ♪ 1653 01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:03,200 ♪ You're the sun that puts the shine in my shoes ♪ 1654 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:06,860 ♪ Takes away my blues 1655 01:38:06,900 --> 01:38:11,210 ♪ So let's sing, do I think 1656 01:38:11,250 --> 01:38:15,170 ♪ Like two birds we belong together ♪ 1657 01:38:15,210 --> 01:38:19,870 ♪ Let's dance, take a chance 1658 01:38:19,910 --> 01:38:23,480 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1659 01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:25,880 ♪ Let's dance 1660 01:38:41,370 --> 01:38:45,020 ♪ I feel a change in the weather ♪ 1661 01:38:45,070 --> 01:38:49,460 ♪ Dark clouds are gathering together ♪ 1662 01:38:49,510 --> 01:38:53,120 ♪ You're the sun that puts the shine in my shoes ♪ 1663 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:56,600 ♪ And takes away my blues 1664 01:38:56,640 --> 01:39:01,520 ♪ So let's sing, do I think 1665 01:39:01,560 --> 01:39:05,040 ♪ Like two birds we belong together ♪ 1666 01:39:05,090 --> 01:39:10,960 ♪ Let's dance, take a chance 1667 01:39:11,010 --> 01:39:13,620 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1668 01:39:13,660 --> 01:39:19,540 ♪ Let's dance 1669 01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:21,890 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1670 01:39:21,930 --> 01:39:27,760 ♪ Let's dance 1671 01:39:27,810 --> 01:39:32,640 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1672 01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:34,900 ♪ Let's dance