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翻译：大大怪 为雨绸缪 倾黛 calf Cathy
翻译：Violet ChattyC 大可 早树 sailam
校对：西林
护士应该注意 A nurse should monitor
抗血小板药物的哪种副作用 for which side effect of antiplatelet medication?
A 血压下降 B 潮热 A, drop in blood pressure. B, hot flashes.
C 便血 D 视觉模糊 C, bloody stools. D, blurred vision.
血压下降 Blood pressure.
C 便血 C, bloody stools.
抗血小板 便血 Antiplatelet, bloody stools.
抗血小板 便血 Antiplatelet, bloody stools
便血 便血 Bloody stools, bloody stools
抗血小板 便血 Antiplatelet, bloody stools Oh, the doo-dah day
哦 今天是个好日子呀 今天是个好日子呀 ? Oh, the doo-dah day Oh, the doo-dah day
抗血小板 便血 Antiplatelet, bloody stools
看球赛吧 这样才男人 Watch some sports like real men.
这剧比你的足球男人多了 This has 10 times the emotion of your football.
简直了 It's ridiculous.
嗨 抱歉 这钱都是湿的 冲浪的人给的 Hey. Sorry, some surfers gave me wet money.
好吧 这是你的快递单 Well, here are your deliveries.
嗯 我最后能省下650块 Oh, and I would save 650 Cypress for last.
加拿大培根和菠萝 不 天哪 Canadian bacon and pineapple? No. Ew.
嘿 他很好人的 你也能享受会儿 Hey, he's cute, and you might have fun.
我哪有时间去享受 I don't have time for fun.
喂 那你才是大错特错 Well, then you're doing it wrong.
把它加上吧 Add it to the list.
这个不可笑 It's not ridiculous.
这些情节都是取材于生活 These stories come from real life.
奇奇怪怪的事从来就不会少过 Crazy things happen all the time.
快过来 帮我说说 Come on, back me up on this.
我从不看这种狗血剧 I don't watch this shit.
我听都没听说过 我奶奶那个年代的片吧 I don't even hear it. It's like working at my abuela's.
如果你想在外国佬面前骂我 还是说西班牙语吧
-是啊 他们都不懂西班牙语 -呵呵
再见 女士们
抽取患者肺部的粘液时 When suctioning mucus from a patient's lung,
以下哪个选项为正确的流程 which action completes the procedure...
嗨 孩子们 上车啦 Hey, girls, come on, let's go!
妈妈 妈妈 -Hey, Mom! -Hi, Mom!
快上车 我们得出发了 Move! We gotta go!
不是吧 妈妈 那个标志 Really, Mom? The sign?
先上车 你再尴尬 好吗 Be embarrassed in the car, okay?
八分钟内我横跨这个镇拿到这些披萨 I've got eight minutes to get these pizzas across town.
上车 Move!
今天上学怎么样 How was school?
还好 哦 别踢到他们 -Fine. -Oh, don't tip 'em.
先生 计划有变 Change of plans, sir.
机器有些小故障 We're just having some minor mechanical issues.
我们要停靠在附近的码头进行维修 We'll dock at the nearest harbor for some repairs
我顺便让专业人员来清理下地毯 and I'll arrange to have the carpets professionally cleaned.
我不在意这些细节 科林 Don't need to know how the sausage is made, Colin!
您说得没错 先生 Absolutely right, sir.
他为什么不接电话
他肯定在漂流狂欢呢
我要他回来
放轻松爸爸 你会好起来的
你什么也不懂!
他也是!
他就是个切了我的胆囊
还让我莫名奇妙被感染的白痴
我要莱昂纳多回到墨西哥
我决定了
我要把黑山的工业都交给他
这太荒谬了!
他没能力经营跨国公司的
他会振作起来的
就像我当初那样
1961年的那个夏天
故事发生在维也纳
在维也纳 我遇到了我的一生所爱
但是妈妈说过 你们是在巴塞罗那初见的
对 我是在哪儿初见她的
但是在维也纳 我认识了一个舞者
-爸爸 爸爸 -嗯?
听我说完
我是有经验的人
玛格达 现在不是讲故事的时间
我只是说
他应该把公司留给真正干活的人
那我呢?
什么?
为什么你总贬低我们慈善部门的工作
当然
因为你们就是群拉小提琴的穷孩子
世界变得更美好了
你可以嘲笑我 但是古典乐救了我的命
救了你的 是抗抑郁药!
-不是小提琴 是大提琴!-你们两个 闭嘴!
我决定了
是大提琴
找到你弟弟
在这个庸医治死我之前 把它带回来
上帝啊…真是难以置信
-爸爸 你该去… -让我一个人静静!
擦拭粪便时 When swabbing fecal matter,
护士应该注意以下哪种行为 a nurse should take which of the following precautions?
拜拜 妈妈 再见 妈妈 -Bye, Mom!-See ya, Mom!
拜拜 要听外婆的话哈 All right, listen to your grandma, okay?
外婆 Hi, Grandma!
奥利维亚 你去洗个澡先 And, hey, I want you to take a bath, Olivia!
要用香皂洗 好好好 -Use soap. -Okay.
你可能不信 You're not gonna believe this.
还记得我唱的那首《悲惨世界》吗 Remember how I sang that song from Les Mis
在圣·詹姆斯才艺秀上唱的那首 at the Saint James talent show
所有人都说我唱得如天籁 and everyone said I was amazing?
好了 妈妈 你可以在邮件上跟我说这个吗 Okay, Mom, can you just type this up in an e-mail,
我上班快要迟到了 because I'm gonna be late for my other job.
碰巧尤金高级剧院巡回演出公司的制片人也在那儿 Turns out, a producer from the Eugene Senior Theater touring company was there.
他听得都流泪了 He had tears.
不知怎的 他们一个主演洗澡时滑到了 Anyway, one of their leads fell in the shower,
他们想让我接替他 and they want me to step in.
什么 都是什么时候的事 What? When is this all supposed to be happening?
我今晚就要走了 他们已经准备开机了 I'm leaving tonight. They're already in tech.
别走 妈妈 不到一个月我就要考护士资格证了 No! Mom, my nursing exam is in less than a month
你说好要帮我带孩子的 and you agreed to help.
我已经72岁了 现在不去实现我的梦想 等到什么时候才去 I'm 72. If I don't follow my dreams now, when will I?
那就别去 妈妈 Never, Mom!
我们搬到这儿不就是为了我能好好备考吗 The whole reason we moved here is so I could study more.
我已经不通过一次了 I already failed the exam once.
别想博取我的同情 No, don't guilt me.
又不是只有你死了丈夫 You're not the only one with a dead husband.
爸爸没死 你们只是离婚了 Dad's not dead, you're divorced!
哦 对了 你帮我照看下狗狗菲奥娜 Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona.
狗窝留不住她 她有狗窝恐惧症 The kennel won't take her. She has crate anxiety.
你不能这么自私 You can't possibly be this selfish.
我也很为难 女儿 但剧院需要我 I'm sorry, honey, but the theater is calling me.
哦 一说就来 他们问我裙子的码数 Oh! Literally. They need my dress size.
你好 一般是加小码 但我胖了的话就小码 Hi, there. Normally a zero, but a two if I'm bloated.
晚安 Good night.
嘿 别熬得太晚 Hey, don't stay up too late.
哦 天呐 Oh, God.
我靠 Holy crap.
到了 我就在附近 随时找我 Here we are. I'll be around if you need me.
猜猜我在哪儿 Guess where I am?
某个家伙的游艇上 Some dude's yacht.
你又到处浪 You little tramp.
我来清理地毯 噢 -I'm cleaning the carpets. -Oh.
哦 天啊 特丽萨 看看浴室 Oh, my God. Theresa, look at this bathroom.
老天 我要是能住这里多好 God, I could live in here!
啊 Oh.
这里竟然有糖果 谁放的 And they have candy. Who has candy in the bathroom?
并不是糖果 That's not candy.
对啊 没人或在浴室里放糖果 Yeah, because nobody has candy in the bathroom.
哦 天呐 因为这是浴室 -Oh, God. -Because it's a bathroom!
快点 再让我瞧瞧 慢点慢点慢点 Okay, come on, show me more. Wait, wait, wait.
就是这个男人 结婚了吗 太帅了 Is that the guy? Is he married? He's cute.
这张照片拍得不好 And that's not even a very good picture.
你好哇 特丽萨 Hello, Theresa!
老天 你好 -Oh, God. -Hi!
顺便告诉你 她单身哦 火辣性感哦 By the way, she's single, and horny.
非常抱歉 Yeah, I'm so sorry.
我马上就出去 I'll get out of here.
不不不 我该起床了 今天有得忙了 No, no, no. I should get up. Busy day.
我要忙.… 唉 I've got a lot of...Whew!
其实没什么要忙 Really nothing to do.
科林 送血腥玛丽过来 对 Colin, I'm ready for my Bloody Mary. Yeah.
调浓一点 嗯 Mostly Mary. Yeah.
好吧 给你看到了 Well, now you know.
一个大男人人屁股上竟有个纹身 说的就是我 I'm a grown man with a tattoo on his butt.
那是斯皮迪·冈萨雷斯吗 Is that Speedy Gonzales?
你知道还有个带阔边帽的卡通老鼠吗 Do you know another cartoon mouse with a sombrero?
猫实在太讨人厌了 I hate the pussycat.
我猜 你纹那个时 是 呃 喝醉了 Let me guess, you were, uh, a little tipsy when you got that?
清醒着呢 Not at all.
我就是喜欢斯皮迪 他跑得快还很可爱 I love Speedy. He's fast, he's charming.
他是只墨西哥老鼠 He's Mexican.
他的智商碾压那只猫 He outsmarts the pussycat
还给他的小弟带美味的奶酪 and brings delicious cheese to his people.
他看着就有趣 And he's just fun to look at.
我叫莱昂纳多 My name is Leonardo.
我是凯特·沙利文 Kate. Sullivan.
对于一个地毯清洁工来说 你算非常漂亮了 You're very attractive for a carpet cleaning lady.
嗯 Yeah.
虽然你可能需要去弄弄头发 Although you maybe could do something with your hair.
好… Yeah...
不不不 不是头发的问题 是你的脸 No, well, no, that's not it. It's your face.
这个 我是说 脸长得好 Yeah. I mean, it's good.
我很中意 只是 I wanna like it, it's just...
只是有些低于平均值 It's just somehow less than the sum of its parts.
别人说你像什么动物 What animal do people say you look like?
先生 打扰了 我想你应该起床穿戴好了 Apologies, sir, I thought you were up and about already.
哦 差不多了 Ah, finally. It's about time.
诶 让杰勒德主厨准备好早餐 然后 炒了他 Um, have Chef Gerard prepare breakfast. Then, fire him.
没问题 我们能让他再待上几周吗 Of course, but perhaps we could give him a few weeks' notice.
他的妻子很受尊重 His wife's expecting.
但他做的东西太难以下咽了 But his food is boring.
好的 Absolutely.
你在这呀 贪睡鬼 你好
哎呀 尴尬死人了 我们撞衫了 Well, this is awkward. We're wearing the same thing.
要和我们一起去浴缸按摩么?
当然啦 我的小天使
嘟 嘟 Boop! Boop!
各位美女 带路吧 Lead the way, girls!
好嘞 Okay.
嘟 嘟 Boop! Boop!
嘟 Boop!
哦 快点扫完哈 很快就要用这个房间了 Oh, try to hurry. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need the room.
打扰了 船长 怎么了 -Excuse me, Captain? -Yeah.
检查过发动机了 很幸运 Checked the engine, you're in luck.
防虹吸阀坏了 没什么大问题 It's just the anti-siphon valve. No problem.
修理工跟我的看法一样 蠢蛋 The mechanic agrees with me, dumbass.
我早跟他说过 I was just telling him
我没错 他就是个傻子 that I was right, and that he's a dumbass.
你们说说 这个家伙怎么赚到这万贯家财的 Say, how'd this dude make all his money, anyway?
不是他赚的 He didn't.
他家是世界上最大的建筑供应商 His family owns the largest building supply company in the world.
他现在整天干的就是这个 Now this is what he does all day.
斗鸡 Chicken fight?
我们明晚飞回墨西哥
不要 我们坐船走
爸爸快死了
他撑得住的
他那么固执的人 不会那么快死的
听着
等我掌权了 才不会有那么多会要开
因为我在考虑
买个足球队
听起来还不错吧
难以置信
什么
你就是个孩子!
什么?
公司应该是我的
所有工作都是我做的
你可以接着做呀
很显然 我来撑门面
你来负责运转 这是双赢
爸爸为什么会有这种封建大男子主义的想法
没什么原因
什么?
我觉得他只是...
爱我多一点
真的 别太难过
听着 我爱你 我很爱你
但是
你可以不高兴
我真想自杀
你自己都忍受不了自己
真希望没你这个人
你需要放松
我叫我的按摩师过来
上帝啊 救救我
深层按摩还是热岩?
我什么都不要 闭嘴!
姐弟?
好了 这是我的名片 All right. Here's my info.
以后去了挪威 可以来找我 If you're ever in Norway, look me up.
那儿的夏天可火辣着呢 The summers are insane.
会去的 奥德伐 一定有机会去的 That's happening, Oddvar. That's definitely happening.
你好 打扰了 有人让我来打扫那儿 Hi. Excuse me, I was told to clean in there.
扫扫礼花筒的彩纸屑之类的 Something about a glitter bomb?
会吵到你吗 Is that gonna disturb you?
不会 你随意 No, not at all.
嗯 总想吃些东西 吃什么呢 Hmm. I'm craving something. What is it?
不好意思 您是在跟我说话吗 Excuse me, are you talking to me?
甜的 又不是太甜的东西 嗯 Sweet, but not too sweet. Hmm.
芒果吗 对 就是芒果了 Is it mango? I'm pretty sure it's mango.
不不不 等等 番木瓜 No. No, wait, wait. It's papaya.
是番木瓜吗 Is it papaya?
我没法知道那是什么 I would have no way of knowing that.
当然了 Of course.
你能跑下腿 给我带点芒果和番木瓜吗 Could you be a doll and get me a little of both?
什么 Hmm?
你应该知道我只是来打扫地毯的 对吧 You know I was just hired to do carpets, right?
我就不懂你为什么不能顺便给我带点零食呢 I don't see why that should prevent you from getting me a little snack.
你难道没有其他人来服侍 应该有10000个吧 Don't you have, like, 10,000 other people to do that for you?
有呀 但你不就在这儿吗 Yeah. But you're right here.
好吧 抱歉 我真的要快点扫完 Okay, I'm sorry, but I really have to finish up
然后我要去接我的女儿放学 so I can pick my girls up from school.
嗤 Shh.
可能你还不知道我是谁 Perhaps you don't know who I am.
我当然知道你是谁 I know exactly who you are.
你给我看了你的屁股 还踩了我的自尊 You showed me your ass and did a number on my self-esteem.
所以 我就不能吃水果了 Then why don't I have my fruit?
你赢了 但我不去 Beats me. But I'm not getting it.
好 好极了 Okay. Fair enough.
你被炒了 You're fired.
就因为没给你拿芒果 For not getting you a mango?
还有番木瓜 Or a papaya.
好 这样也行 Okay, you know what? That's fine.
给我工资 我就走 Just pay me and I'll be on my way.
我不会付你或者你的公司一分钱的 I'm not paying you or the "We Care Carpet and Fabric Company."
大哥 你那儿的厕所 Dude, you have a toilet in there
抵得上我一年的工资 that costs more than I make in a year.
你雇我来干活 我干了 你就得付我工资 You hired me to do a job. I did it. You're paying me.
拒绝 Nope.
黑山先生 您说一声就可以开船了 Mr. Montenegro, ready to ship out when you are.
太好了 开船 大西洋就在前面了 Great! Push off. The Pacific awaits.
再见啦 凯特 Goodbye, Kate.
你就是个混蛋 You are a horrible person.
豪门败类 A first-class asshole!
豪门败类 "A first-class asshole."
你自己也是毫无魅力可言 You're no charmer yourself.
噢噢 心好痛 Oh, whoa! That stung.
自私鬼 眼睛长在头顶上了 You selfish, condescending prick!
我敢说你这个寄生虫就没自己赚过一分钱 I bet you haven't worked a single day in your entire, self-absorbed life.
我觉得我就差 差 差点 And to think I was this, this close,
请你来我们家的洗浴中心干活了 to inviting you to join us in the Jacuzzi.
这世上可没有足够的盘尼西林呀 There isn't enough penicillin in the world!
不不 停下 停下 No, no, wait. No, no, no.
不 别放船 No. Don't untie the boat.
停下 停下 船长 我还在穿上 Excuse me, wait. Excuse me! Captain! I'm still on board.
还没走呢 Don't leave yet!
女人都崇拜我 魅力四射又体魄强健 Women adore me. I'm charming, and fit, and disease-free.
哦 别天真了 Oh, grow up.
你不过是个虚荣 生活空虚又肤浅的男人罢了 You are a vain, empty little man,
没了你爸的钱 你就一文不值 who'd be nothing without his daddy's money.
哦 不 Oh, no!
不是这样玩我吧 哇 哇 等等 You gotta be kidding me! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait.
跳下去不就好了吗 Better jump off.
不 我哪儿也不会去 除非你 No. No. I am not going anywhere, until you,
或者你的管家 你的莺莺燕燕 给我写张支票 or one of your butlers or bimbos writes me a check.
行呀 等下一站吧 旧金山 Fine. Next stop, San Francisco.
好呀 接下来12个小时 我会让你如坐针毡的 Fine. I'll be a pain in your ass for the next 12 hours.
我没想到这一点 I guess I didn't think this through.
是的 你确实没有 No, you didn't.
我没想到你要让我这么做 I can't believe you're making me do this.
你有什么毛病 What the hell is wrong with you?
等等 我的工具 Wait! My equipment.
哦 当然 Oh, of course.
给你 Here you are.
不 不 不 它们很贵 不 No! No, no, no! It's very expensive! No!
哦 Oh!
等等 我忘了什么 你的篮子 Wait. I forgot something. Your bucket.
-接着 -不 -Fetch. -No!
而且让你知道 And just so you know,
我的生活并不空虚 my life is not empty! Hmm?
每个人都渴望我的生活因为这种生活很有意义 Everyone wants my life because it's meaningful.
我恨你 I hate you!
再见 Goodbye.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
现在 我欠了清洁公司三千美元的设备钱 And now I owe the cleaning company $3,000 for a new machine!
而且公司开除了我 他是一个魔鬼 And they fired me. He is the devil.
谁是魔鬼 Whoa, who's the devil?
-莱昂纳多·黑山 -他是谁 -Leonardo Montenegro. -Who's that?
据说他是世界第三富翁的儿子 Says here he's the son of the third richest man in the world.
一个拉丁人 哦 宝贝 你尴尬了 A Latino? Hell yeah. Mi gente, babe, showin' up.
嗨 这些是为船员准备的 不是给他们的老板的 Hey! Those are for the crew, right? Not their boss
你说什么呢 宝贝 我已经瘦了八磅了 What are you talking about, babe? I lost eight pounds.
不久之后 我就会撑破我的迷你衬衫了 Pretty soon I'm gonna be breaking out my skinny shirts.
我喜欢他跳舞的样子 I love when he dances.
背上我的贝克琴 Bring back the Hasselbeck.
你知道我账户里还剩多少钱吗 You know what I got in my bank account?
42美元 我今晚就需要找到另一份工作 $42. I need to get another job. Like, tonight.
鲍勃 你需要人吗 Bobby, are you hiring?
可以 如果你可以每天拖巨大的水泥袋子的话 Yeah, sure, if you can haul giant bags of concrete all day.
我们可能会借你一点钱 We could probably scrape together a few bucks for you.
只是邦尼刚开始上大学而且某人买了一艘船 Just Benny started college and somebody bought a boat!
行了 宝贝 我们需要再讨论这个问题吗 Come on, babe, we're gonna relitigate this?
我付的钱比市场价低很多 I paid significantly below market for that boat.
我不得不买 因为它很便宜 I had to buy it. It was a steal.
为什么我想要成为一名护士 Why am I even trying to be a nurse?
我这辈子只靠送比萨饼和清洁地毯生活算了 I'm gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life.
凯特 别这么说 嗨 听着 Kate, don't say that. Hey, look.
来一块面包 Have a garlic knot.
这会使一切变好一点的 我保证 It makes everything just a little bit better, I promise.
不 不会的 No, it doesn't.
不会吗 我来一块 No? I'll have one.
莫雷蒂 传球回中场 Moretti plays it back to midfield,
像平时一样控制节奏 controlling the pace as always.
哦 Oops.
等我一下 别转身 Give me a second. Don't turn of.
还有其它问题么?
我装安全套的抽屉空了 My condom drawer's empty.
我处理一下 I'll fix this.
球门前已经没人了 可是马格努森犹豫了 And the door was wide open, but Magnusson hesitates...
我说过这个男人总是这样 I've told the man repeatedly,
在我吃晚饭的时候每九分钟就打一次电话 for the nine minutes I am having my supper,
我休息了 I am off the clock.
我为什么付这些人钱 What am I paying these people for?
-我一会儿回来 -好的 -I'll be back. -Okay.
别太久哦
请在这里 Please be here.
见鬼 我太无情了 Damn it, I'm relentless.
嗯 Hmm.
耶 Yes!
五个 Five!
"Pancho's" having dinner tonight! 珍珠今晚开饭啦
哇 Whoa!
救我 来人 Help me, somebody!
请救我 Help me, please!
请来人 救我 Please, anyone, help!
柯林 救命 Colin! Help!
-进了 -耶 耶 -Goal! -Yeah! Yeah!
救我 Help me!
把他安然无恙地带回家
救命 船长 Help, Captain!
Please! Help! 救命 船长
救命 救命 来人 Help! Help, somebody!
糟糕的晚上吗 伙计 Rough night, pal?
嗨 Hey!
我不希望你期望太高 女士 I don't wanna get your hopes up, ma'am,
但是我们也许能找到他 but we might have found him.
像我告诉警官的那样 Like I told the officer,
我不知道今天是哪一天 我不知道我在哪出生 I don't know what day it is. I don't know where I was born.
我甚至不知道我的名字 I don't even know my own name.
我什么都不记得除了 I remember nothing except
在沙滩上醒来屁股上沾满沙子 waking up on a beach with an ass full of sand.
你是个医生 对吗 You're a doctor, right?
治好我 Well, fix it.
而且 And also...
能给我换一个漂亮点儿的护士吗 Can I get a prettier nurse?
她是一个漂亮的护士 She is the pretty one.
可能由严重的撞伤损害了记忆储存区 Probably caused by acute trauma to the medial temporal lobe.
失忆症 是吗 是永久性吗 Amnesia, really? Is it permanent?
嗯 大脑很说不准 Well, the brain is a tricky thing.
也许他会在几天之内找回记忆 He might get his memory back in a couple of days
也许他会永远失忆 or maybe never at all.
但说实话 我们只有过 But to be honest, we've only had
一次关于失忆的病例在麋鹿湾 one case of amnesia here in Elk Cove
那是一个年轻女人 八十年代的事情了 and that was a pretty young woman back in the '80s.
但愿 这是你的弟弟 Fingers crossed, this is your brother,
但是这是一个海滨小镇 我们这里已经收留了足够的无家可归的人了 but this is a beach town, we do get our share of homeless here.
那么如果他只是一个住在街头的穷人会怎么样 So what happens if he's just some poor guy living on the street?
那么他会被送到一家在塞勒姆的精神病医院 Then he'll be shipped off to a psychiatric facility up in Salem.
哦 天啊 -那的人常常失踪 -Oh, my God. -People get lost up there.
我们到了 Here we are.
他真的什么也不记得了 And he really remembers nothing?
一点都想不起来了 Not a thing.
一百次了 我不要鸡肉和牛肉 For the hundredth time, I don't want chicken or beef.
我要鱼 I want fish.
一条烤的黑鲈鱼加一杯奶油霞多丽 A simple, grilled piece of sea bass. With a buttery Chardonnay.
他不是我弟弟 That's not my brother.
马上就去做! Do it! Today!
你还在等什么 What are you waiting for?
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
见鬼 Shit! Ow.
见鬼 Shit!
见鬼 Shit.
我只有两个星期的时间 我充满了忧郁 I got two weeks. I am having a total anxiety attack.
我不能让这些女孩在搬家了 I can't make those girls move again.
好的 亲爱的 等等 我有半盒镇静剂在我的钱包里 Okay, honey, hang on. I got a half a Xanax in my purse.
我们会想出办法的 We're gonna figure this out.
凯特 看这个 Kate. Look at this.
我在海滩拾荒者上找一个二手的割草机 看我找到了什么 I was searching for a used lawnmower in the Beachcomber, and look what I found.
失忆症患者 就在我们这个小镇 Amnesia. Right here in our little town.
我告诉你这种事总是发生 I told you this stuff happens all the time.
他不知道自己是谁 Dude has no idea who he is.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
哦 天啊 是他 Oh, my God. That's him.
是那个混蛋 That's the asshole!
一个没被认出的无家可归者 "An unidentified homeless man.
普通的恶化的失忆者 "General retrograde amnesia.
曾把希望放在一个墨西哥女士身上 "There was hope a Mexico City woman
附近的快艇上的 也许会是他的姐姐 但是 "yachting nearby might be his sister, but..."
那是他的姐姐 That was his sister.
不可思议 Unbelievable.
我猜她假装不认识他 I bet she's pretending not to know him,
因此她可以接管公司 so she can take over the company.
他们在某个电视节目这样做过 They did that on Amor sin Maquillaje.
好的 Okay.
我们现在就去医院 We are going down to the hospital right now
把他欠我们的钱拿回来 and getting the money he owes me.
为我们的痛苦和遭遇再多要点儿 And add a little for pain and suffering, too.
哦 是的 我会多要很多 他把我当作废物 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot. He treated me like crap.
是的 我要新的防滑鞋 Yeah, and I need new cleats.
我们都会有新防滑鞋 We're all gonna get new cleats!
好的 等等 凯特 Okay, wait. Hey, Kate?
如果他知道你是谁的时候都不付你钱 If he didn't pay you when he knew who you were,
那你怎么会认为他现在会付你钱 what makes you think he's gonna pay you now?
真令人沮丧 This is so frustrating!
我恨富人 他们总能顺心如意 I hate rich people. They get away with everything.
但是你知道吗 这次不行 But you know what? No, not this time.
因为 我不会告诉他们他是谁 Because I am not gonna tell them who he is.
我让他烂在那里 I am just gonna let him rot in there.
是的 你可以那么做 Yeah, you could do that,
或者你可以像他们那样利用这种情况 or you can be like them and take advantage of the situation.
我应该怎么做 How? How could I do that?
卡洛斯 你还干办假证么? Carlos, you still making fake documents?
什么 What?
当然不 Absolutely not.
没有花天酒地 Out of that racket.
我可是个守法的美国公民 I'm a law-abiding American citizen.
州内的还是联邦的 State or federal?
好的 嗨 女孩们 我需要你们帮你妈妈 All right, hey, girls. I'm gonna need you to help your mom
找一些老的家庭照片 dig up some old family photos.
我让鲍勃借我们一箱没用的瘦衣服 I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a box of his useless, skinny clothes,
因为我有一个你不喜欢的主意 because I have an idea that you're gonna hate,
但是你错了因为这会使你伸张正义的过程很有诗意 but you're wrong because it is poetic in its justice.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我来接我的丈夫 那个失忆的男人 I'm here to pick up my husband, the man with amnesia.
你一定是凯特 Oh. You must be Kate?
弗莱彻医生很高兴接到你的电话 Dr. Fletcher was so excited to get your call.
我们也是 We all were.
我们也是 I'll go get him.
差点忘了 这是他来这里时身上的全部物品 Almost forgot. Here's everything he had with him.
谢谢 Thank you.
等等 好吗 你只是紧张 Wait, okay, you're just nervous.
是的 很紧张 Yeah, really nervous.
这很疯狂而且可能还不合法 This is crazy and probably illegal.
凯特 行了 你去哪 Kate, come on. Where are you going?
听着 你想被驱逐吗 Look, do you wanna get evicted?
当然不想 Of course not.
那么 就照着剧本来 我们有一个计划 Okay, well, then stick to the script. We have a plan.
直到下个月考试前 鲍勃会雇佣他 One month until the test. Bobby will hire him,
他会是一张额外的支票 而你会有更多的时间学习 and he'll be an extra paycheck, so you have time to study.
我不认识这个家伙 我不会让他搬进我家 I barely know the guy. I am not gonna let him move in.
但是你也会在那 学习 But you're gonna be there, studying.
这是为什么这个计划很妙 That's why it's genius.
他永远不会和孩子单独在一起 He'll never have to be alone with the kids.
来吧 Come on.
你做这些是为了你的孩子 You're doing this for your girls.
我做这些是为了我的孩子 I'm doing this for my girls.
这就对了 There you go.
好的 给你 用这个 鲍勃不会注意到的 Okay, here, use this. Bobby won't even notice.
好消息 Good news.
你的妻子来接你回家了 Your wife has come to take you home.
总算来人了 是时候该出院了 Finally. It's about time.
什么 等等 What? Wait.
我结婚了 I'm married?
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
我不认识这个女士 I do not recognize this lady.
我恐怕这会发生的 I was afraid this would happen.
我们谈过的结婚证明你带来了吗 Did you bring the materials we talked about?
我知道这一定让人困惑 I know this must be very disorienting,
这是我们的结婚证 but here's our marriage license.
我的名字是莱奥·沙利文 My name is Leo Sullivan?
是的 你的曾祖父 Yes. Your great-grandfather...
你的曾曾祖父 芬巴·沙利文 Your great-great-grandfather, Finbar Sullivan,
从爱尔兰来 在1846年的战争为墨西哥而战 emigrated from Ireland, to fight for Mexico in the war of 1846.
这是官样文章 不可能是真的 That's gobbledygook! It can't be true.
亲爱的 我们已经结婚十五年了 Honey, we have been married for 15 years.
我们有三个女儿 We have three wonderful daughters.
不 我不可能有孩子 No, there's no way I have children.
如果我有 只能是儿子 And if I did, they'd be sons.
我只是说说 I'm just saying.
我有你的护照 出生证明 I have your passport, your birth certificate...
哦 Oh...
这是我们蜜月的照片 Here's a photo from our honeymoon.
我们去了雷诺 We went to Reno?
现在我知道你在撒谎了 Now I know you're lying.
莱奥 亲爱的 不要在困惑了 Leo! Sweetie, stop puzzling.
我很困惑 I'm puzzling.
我们是莱奥·沙利文夫妇 You and I are Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan.
我们在坎昆相遇 We met in Cancun.
你是一个导游 You were a tour guide.
我在一艘游轮上工作 I was working on a cruise ship.
你想起一些什么了吗 Is any of this ringing a bell?
没有 什么也没有 Nope. Nothing.
我们在我每次靠岸时约会 We dated every time I docked.
我们会去吃一些冰冻的酸奶 We would get frozen yogurt
在海龟海滩看落日 and watch the sunset over the Playa Tortugas.
那是我们坠入爱河的地方 That's where we fell in love.
听起来你很浪漫 莱奥 Sounds like you're a romantic, Leo.
听着 听着 听着 Look, look, look.
我承认我忘记了很多事情 I admit there are many things I've forgotten,
但是在我的灵魂深处 but from the depths of my soul,
我知道我没和这个女人结婚 I know I'm not married to this woman.
所以 除非我看到一些实质的证据 So, unless I see some real proof,
我要去餐厅吃一片比萨饼了 好吗 I'm getting a slice of pie at the cafeteria, hmm?
祝你好运 疯狂的女人 Good luck, crazy lady.
等等 等等 等一下 亲爱的? Wait, wait. Wait. Honey?
我并不想这么说 I didn't wanna say this,
我知道这会让你觉得尴尬 because I know it embarrasses you.
但你臀部的右边有个卡通老鼠的纹身 But you have a tattoo of a cartoon mouse on your right butt cheek.
没有 No, I don't.
你真的是我老婆吗? You're really my wife?
不管怎样都是 亲爱的 For better or worse, baby.
行了 我们走吧 All right, 我们到家了.
这房子看起来不咋样 但是个充满了爱的地方 I know it doesn't look like much, but it's full of love.
我很穷吗? I'm poor?
是啊 Yup.
进来吧 Come on in.
噢 爸爸! Oh, Dad!
-爸爸! -我们好想念你啊 -Daddy! -We missed you so much.
很高兴你没事 I'm so glad you're okay.
艾米莉? Emily?
嗨 Hey.
在接受这件事上她表现得过于冷静了 She's too cool to admit it,
但她是所有人里面最担心你的 but she was the most worried of all.
对不起 你们我一个都不认识了 I'm sorry, I don't recognize any of you.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
茉莉 奥利维亚 艾米莉 Molly, Olivia, Emily,
你的三个火枪手? your three musketeers?
不记得了 No.
呃...我得去写作业了 Uh... I've got homework.
为什么她们长得不像我? How come they don't look like me?
噢 亲爱的... Oh, sweetie...
我们一直无法怀孕 We had trouble getting pregnant,
所以我们使用了精子捐助者的精子 so we had to use a sperm donor.
我有不孕不育症? I'm sterile?
但这并不能改变一个事实 That doesn't change a thing.
你还是她们的父亲 You are still their father.
你为这个家庭付出了一切 You've done everything for this family.
干了两份 甚至三份工作 Taken two, even three jobs.
我在工作? I work?
不然你觉得我们的经济来源是什么? How do you think we can pay for all of this?
我想问的是 我以什么谋生? I'm afraid to ask, but what do I do for a living?
好吧 在你被解雇之前 Well, before you got laid off,
你是家禽加工厂的工头 you were a foreman at the poultry processing plant.
幸运的是 波比 Luckily, Bobby,
我上司的丈夫 你打保龄球时认识的 my boss's husband, you met bowling,
在他的建筑公司给你安排了一份工作 gave you a job at his construction company.
我知道那是份糟糕并且艰苦繁重的工作 It is awful, backbreaking work, I know,
但能得到它就已经很幸运了 but we are lucky to have it.
我需要喝点什么 多喝点 I need a drink. Lots of them.
什么?请你别告诉我我被禁酒了? What? Please don't tell me I'm sober?
你之前约定三年不喝酒 You had your three-year chip,
然后你就发病了 but then you relapsed
最后在那个海滩上记忆断片了 and you ended up on that beach.
所以要怎么做?四天?你只需要再忍四天了 亲爱的 So what is that? Four days? You got four days, honey.
-我们还是以你为荣 -嗯嗯 -We're still really proud of you. -Mm-hmm.
我明白了 I see.
不管怎样都不能喝酒 No alcohol. Whatsoever.
没什么 Nada.
我需要用一下洗手间 I need to use the restroom.
我觉得那边的房间是个厕所 I assume it's that room over there with the toilet.
看看你自己 亲爱的 都回来了! Look at you, babe. It's all coming back!
嘟 Boop.
我不喜欢这么做 I don't like that.
再来一次 One more.
嘟 嘟 Boop, boop!
这个不可能是我老婆 This can't be my life.
亲爱的! Honey!
-嗨! -嗨 -Hey! -Hi.
厕纸快用完了 Running low on toilet paper.
新的在水池底下! Under the sink!
那当然 Of course.
对 Yes.
在水池底下 那当然 Under the sink, of course.
请你们回墨西哥的时候 Please keep my beloved brother in your prayers
为我亲爱的弟弟祈祷 as you head back to Mexico.
我会一直待在这里直到找到他 I'm going to stay here until I find him.
活着的或者是... Alive or...
往好的方面想 诸位 只往好的方面想 Good thoughts, people. Only good thoughts.
我以前很胖? I was fat?
呃 对 你酗酒时没能作出最好的决定 亲爱的 Um, yeah. You didn't make the best decisions when you were drinking, honey.
明天我们得去一趟二手商店 Tomorrow we're going to Goodwill.
波比最小的衣服一点都不小 Bobby's skinny clothes are not skinny.
我觉得我是海鹰队的狂热粉丝 I assume these Seahawks are some kind of sports team and I'm a big fan,
因为我大多数的衣服上面 because most of my clothes
都有这个讨厌的蓝色和绿色的鸟 have this God-awful green and blue bird on it.
足球 爸爸 这是我们喜欢的 Football, Dad. It's our thing.
我们每场比赛都会一起看 We watch every game together.
有些时候我甚至没有完成作业 Even when I haven't done my homework.
嗨 所有人都得完成作业 Hey. Everyone does their homework.
也包括我 现在我得把这些胸外科条例背下来 Including me. And right now I've gotta memorize protocols for thoracic surgery.
所以 里奥 你怎么不去做饭呢 So, Leo, why don't you get dinner started?
什么?做饭?我?做饭? What? Cook? Me? Cook?
亲爱的 我知道你大脑损伤了 Sweetheart, I know you had a head injury,
但我们以前达成过协议 but we made a deal.
我为考试做准备的时候 While I'm studying for my exam,
你负责做家务 you keep the house running.
但我甚至不知道怎么开炉子 But I don't even know how to turn on the stove.
噢!亲爱的 拜托别这么说 Oh! Honey, come on.
沙拉 意大利面 冰箱里有罐调味料 Salad, pasta. There's a jar of sauce in the fridge.
不会吧 Holy cow.
喔 喔 喔 呃 对不起 Ooh, ooh, ooh, uh, pardon me.
没什么比在温暖的天气里来瓶冰啤酒更爽的了 Nothing like an icy cold beer on a warm day.
嗯嗯 Mmm, mmm.
很好 Yes.
呃! Ugh!
这是我们常用的调味料? Is this the sauce we always use?
尝起来没有味道 It tastes like red nothing.
还有 怎么才能知道面条煮好没有? And how are you supposed to tell when the noodles are done?
尝一根 Taste one.
嗯嗯 Mmm. Mmm.
烫 烫 烫! Hot, hot, hot!
女佣什么时候来? When's the maid coming?
说这话的时候 我觉得恐怕我就是女佣 As I'm saying this, I fear I'm the maid.
除了你没人能打扫了 亲爱的 No one cleans like you do, sweetie.
这太牛了 This is awesome.
亲爱的? Honey?
尽量别磨蹭 我们都非常饿了 Try not to dilly dally. We're all super hungry.
我喜欢有个爸爸的感觉 I like having a dad around.
他不是你的爸爸 小天才 He's not your dad, genius.
你答应过我态度要好的 You agreed to have a good attitude.
如果你让他带孩子的话我态度会好的 And I'll have a great attitude if you let him babysit,
所以我不愿待在那里一直看着这些人 so I'm not stuck here watching these guys all the time.
我们讨论过这个 我不想让他带孩子 We went over this. I don't want him to babysit.
他为什么只需要做你的活? Why does he only get to do your chores?
我也想像我班上其他人一样去游泳 I wanna go to the pool like every other kid in my class.
我不在乎!他不用带孩子 I don't care! He's not babysitting.
因为你觉得他是个堕落者? 'Cause you think he's a pervert?
当然不是! Of course not!
什么是堕落者? What's a pervert?
-没什么 -那我能有一个吗? -Nothing. -Then can I have one?
不行!他不会带孩子的 到此为止 No! He's not babysitting. End of story.
晚安 Good night.
我什么东西都没得到过 I never get anything.
那么 这是魔法开始的地方? So, is this where the magic happens?
你甚至都记不得我是谁了 You don't even remember who I am,
还想跟我上床? and you still wanna have sex with me?
对 很想 Yes. Very much.
所以 基本上 So, basically,
你是想和一个陌生人上床? you wanna have sex with a complete stranger?
对 很想 Yes. Very much.
好吧 大男孩 All right, big boy.
你该懂规矩的 You know the rules.
什么? 嗨 等等 等等 等等 What? Hey, wait, wait, wait.
我不跟你睡一起? I'm not sleeping with you?
你需要过清静的30天 You need 30 days clean and sober.
这是你和你的担保人提出来的 你自己的主意 不是我的 You and your sponsor came up with that. It was your idea, not mine.
你到底在说什么? What are you saying?
-Boop! -你要让我在沙发上睡觉? -Boop! -You're gonna make me sleep on the couch?
不是 上次我们这么做了 Nope. We tried that last time
然后你最后躺在酒柜前面 and you ended up in the liquor cabinet.
那我睡在哪里? So, where am I sleeping?
就这 Here you go.
你有张小床还有其他需要的东西 You have a cot and everything.
好了 All right,
我晚上要把大门锁起来 so I'm gonna lock up the house for the night.
如果你想上厕所的话 If you need to use the bathroom,
就用这个 here you go.
我是个小人物 I'm a nobody.
一个贫穷的 不育的 酗酒的人 A poor, sterile, drunk nobody,
还得尿在瓶子里 who has to pee in a bottle.
但你是我的小人物啊 But you're my nobody.
好了 波比早上很早就会来接你 All right, Bobby's picking you up in the morning, bright and early.
所以你需要好好休息 好吗? So you need to get some rest, okay?
哦 还有 小心有熊 Oh, and watch out for bears.
What is that noise?! 那是什么声音
早上好 Buenos dias.
-衬衫不错 -谢谢 -Nice shirt. -Thank you.
嗯 别洒在上面了 Yeah, don't spill on it.
这是经典款式 It's a classic and everything.
真的 它们很难买到 Seriously, they're hard to find.
好 各位 Okay, everybody.
这是里奥 This is Leo.
布罗 布里托 Burro. Burrito.
维托 因为他爱看<教父> Vito, because he loves The Godfather.
这是我没用的侄子 杰森 This is my worthless nephew, Jason.
我们叫他好运 因为他凭运气才会有份工作 We call him Lucky, because he's lucky to have a job.
还因为我被闪电击中过 两次 是真的 And 'cause I got hit by lightning. Twice. For real.
我本来不该还站在这里的 I shouldn't even be here.
对 戈多表现得好像 "哦 要命!" Yeah. Gordo was like, "Whoa, shit!"
兄弟 你不能这么叫我 好吗? Bro, you don't get to call me that, okay?
还有 别这么自大 我以前就是你这样 And don't be so cocky. I used to look just like you.
头发 腹肌 色迷迷的小眼睛 The hair, the abs, the little bedroom eyes.
你显然不能这么叫我 You definitely don't get to call me that.
你要给我工作至少六个月 好吗? You gotta work for me at least six months, okay?
Welcome, man. 欢迎 兄弟
该死 你手真没劲儿
你之前是干什么的
往后点…这个可怜蛋失忆了
我知道他之前是做什么的了 美甲
就像淑女的手一样
Come on, we got a pool to dig. Let's go.
那个 Hey.
听着 我确信我从来没当过建筑工人 Listen, I'm pretty sure I've never worked construction.
所以 我可能更适合跑腿 So, I might be more suited for running errands,
或者坐办公室 or maybe some light office work.
我能做拿松饼的人 I could be the guy who gets the muffins.
你瞧 我是你的后盾 好吗? Look, I got your back, all right?
-我会好好对待你的 -好的 -I'll go easy on you. -Good.
太好了 Great.
唷! Yo!
还有关于这些的记忆吗 淑女? Any of this jogging your memory, Lady Hands?
有一点吧…
等挖完这个我给你安排个很轻松的活 After this I got a real easy job for you.
不 我就是开个玩笑 兄弟 No, I'm just kidding, bro.
我希望我可以把他的遗体带回家 但是…
已经被鲨鱼咬得面目全非了
我儿子闻起来像肉么?
呃...
因为 最后…
that's what we all are...我们的归宿就是…
汉堡
你很快就会把我扔到烤架上
-我的天哪 -别说了
不 不 不 No, no, no.
新的抗生素会起作用的
我知道这是个激动人心的时刻
或许我们应该讨论一下
公司的未来
没什么可谈的
等我到地下了
你再掌权
爸爸 我很谦卑
看看吧 你一直梦想着的皇冠
这就是你想要的 是么
对
但是不是这样的
不是这样的
-咖啡 -好的 -Coffee. -Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
看看这家伙 Look at this guy.
他什么都有 意大利浓咖啡机 He's got it all dialed in, with his espresso machine
还有他的小甜心 and that sweet little peach.
有一天我也会成为这样的人 That's gonna be me one day.
你什么时候想来拜访我都可以 兄弟 You can come over whenever you want, bro.
嗨 朋友? Hey, guys?
你们能把泥土运到房子的另一侧去吗? Can I get you to haul the dirt on the other side of the house?
我知道这距离更远 I know it's longer,
但是纳迪娅和我想要度过一个宁静的早晨 but Nadia and I are trying to have a quiet morning.
对不起先生 我不会说英语
-对 -别说英语 -Right. -No speak English.
不好意思 我会跟波比说的 Sorry. I will talk to Bobby.
去吧 波比 Si. Bobby.
我喜欢这么做 I love doing that.
发生什么了 淑女?
失忆了肌肉也不好用了?
过来
老兄 细致勃勃一点嘛
淑女 像个男人点嘛
上吧 伙计
再来一次 我要拍下来
他像只猴子一样弹进去了
记住 洗这件运动衫要用冷水 Remember, when you're washing the jersey, cold water.
听着 慢水重洗 好吗? You listen. Gentle cycle. Okay?
早上好 Bueno.
嗨 尊重洗衣服的指令 Hey, respecting the wash instructions
是尊重球队最好的方法 is the best way to respect the team.
别沾上红色 看上去像在流血! And no reds, they tend to bleed!
饱受煎熬 疲劳 又口渴 Tortured, tired, thirsty.
嗨 亲爱的 上班第一天怎么样? Hi, honey! How was your first day?
太可怕了 我的身体 Terrible. My body.
每一寸 都痛 Pain. Every. Part.
噢 Oh.
我在车子里... I was in the car...
于是我说 "什么?" And I said, "What?"
我们需要送他上医院吗? Do we need to take him to the hospital?
-我说 "波比..." -不 不 不 不用 -I said, "Bobby..." -No, no, no. No.
他很好 就是需要休息 He is fine. He just needs some rest.
休息 休息吧 Rest. Rest.
哦 这就对了 Oh, that's right.
泥土... Dirt is...
听着 你可以稍微休息会儿 You know what? Why don't you take a few minutes,
在晚上的工作开始前 before you get started on all the things you have to do tonight?
什么 还有工作 What? There's more?
我知道你记不清楚 I know you're having trouble remembering,
所以我给你写了张表 so I made you a list.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我能从沙发上站起来就有鬼了 It's physically impossible for me to get off this couch.
我的腿已经废了 I mean, my legs are no longer functioning.
听着 Look. Look.
我很乐意 但我真的不行 I want, but I can't.
就算我能动 And even if I could move...
我也不会做这些毫无人性的工作的 I wouldn't want to do any of the vile things on this list.
背面还有呢 There's a couple more on the back, too.
我好像认识那家伙 怎么哪里见过? I know that guy. How do I know that guy?
嘿 你在Jiffy Lube工作吗 Hey. Do you work at Jiffy Lube?
天 希望没有 God, I hope not.
我感觉我要疯掉了 This is gonna drive me crazy.
这是新的酱吗 味道不一样 Is this new sauce? It tastes different.
是啊 我加了点新东西 Yeah. I added a few things.
一些碎洋葱 一些红辣椒 Some chopped onion, a little red pepper
还有一点孜然 and a pinch of something called cumin.
原来那些简直就是泔水 I couldn't bear another bowl of that tasteless slop.
我很喜欢 I like it. I like it a lot.
好多了 对吧 It's better, right?
是吗 I don't know.
我觉得我们意面吃得够多了 I feel like we've been having pasta too much.
或许你可以混点新东西 Maybe you should mix it up a little.
好了 我要去边吃边学了 Okay, I'm gonna take mine up to study.
等下清理完厨房后别忘了倒垃圾 Hey, after you clean the kitchen, don't forget, it's garbage day.
现在我知道为什么我会失忆了 It's entirely clear to me now why I blocked out my life, Fiona.
这日子简直没发过 It's a hideous existence.
晚安 爱你们 Good night, you guys. I love you.
-晚安 妈妈 -爱你 -Good night, Mom. -Love you.
你在逗我吗 你不累吗 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Aren't you exhausted?
谁会因为累就不想做呢 Who would use exhaustion as an excuse to not make love?
每个人都这样 Everybody.
快回仓库 我懂的 我也不想这样 To the shed. I know. I know. It's hard for me, too.
今天活干得不错 Nice work today.
关掉 关掉 Turn it off! Turn it off!
快关掉 Turn it off!
哟 我要把这个发到朋友圈 Yo, I'm gonna post this on my Snapchat.
我会把你P成一只河狸的兄弟 I'm gonna make you a little beaver, bro.
为什么我们总是做些垃圾工作 How come we always get the shit jobs?
因为你就是个垃圾工人 Because you're unskilled laborers!
自由国度 不是免费午餐国度 Land of the free, no land of the free lunch.
快干活吧
你真是个天才 Okay. You are a genius.
我昨晚睡了整整七个小时 I got seven hours of sleep last night,
猜猜他晚饭做了什么 and guess what he's making for dinner?
鸡肉串 椰子饭 Chicken skewers, coconut rice.
哇 我也想要一个假丈夫 Aw, I want a fake husband.
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
我这周学的比我之前一个月学的还多 I got more studying done this week than I have in months.
那我下次让你帮我去犯罪 Maybe next time I ask you to commit a crime,
你应该不会反对吧 you won't fight me on it.
不知道为什么
我感觉
我现在的生活不是我自己的
我的意思是
看看这家伙的豪宅
海景豪宅
我感觉这应该是我的生活
是 你应该过比尔·盖茨或者卡洛斯·斯利姆那样生活。
有豪宅和私人飞机
哥们 我也是这么想的
这就是买彩票的原因
我会在每周五的同一时间 买同一注彩票
12-21-45 我的幸运数字
估计教父买橘子被枪杀的那天
你才能中奖
你还没懂
我感觉有些事儿不对劲
有时候我看我老婆
对她毫无印象
跟你讲
你是没见过沙利文高中时候的样子
她那时候特别火爆
现在 我简直不敢认她了
她真变丑了
相信我 她也不想这样的
他这么说的嘛
不是 我是认真的
我感觉我们不是真正的夫妻
我都不知道我们多久没有性生活了
真的 我不知道
你知道我上次跟我老婆做爱是什么时候么
我女儿出生前九个月
她刚三岁
-快离他远点 -他看着我们呢
兄弟 你可真幸运能够失忆 Bro, you're lucky you have amnesia.
我还记得我以前觉得我侄子 I remember when I thought my nephew
以后真能有点出息 was actually gonna do something with his life.
搞音乐难道就没出息了 我是个音乐家 Music is something. I'm an artist.
你现在还睡我沙发呢 兄弟 You're sleeping on my couch, bro.
等我拿了格莱美 Yeah, well, that tune's gonna change
你那口气就会变了 when I thank you at the Grammys, Gordo.
-是吗 -没错 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
你最好赶快 知道为什么吗 You better pick it up, dawg. You know what I'm saying?
因为新陈代谢30岁左右就慢下来了 'Cause the Diaz metabolism slows down around 30.
看到这个了没 See this right here?
这可不会帮你上音乐榜 It's not gonna get you on the charts, dawg.
都是些我不想做的工作 I got some work I don't feel like doing.
那你还带那顶帽子干嘛 Why do you even wear that hard hat, man?
You know I can take you!
这事儿就像
我感觉我就是个钱包
淑女手
你就是个钱包
还不是个称职的钱包
可悲啊
哥们 我们都是这么觉着的
-真假? -当然了
-你们所有人都这么觉得? -所有人
欢迎加入我们
听着 淑女手 你很幸运
有稳定的工作
一个受得了你废话的妻子 三个漂亮健康的女儿
等他讲完叫醒我行么?
别像个混蛋一样
记住考利昂老头跟你说什么了么
像个男人一样 "Act like a man."
像个男人一样 Act like a man.
像个男人一样 Act like a man!
-明天见 博迪 -好的 兄弟 -See you tomorrow, Bobby. -Okay, brother.
嘿 别告诉Theresa鸡肉芝士的事 Hey, remember, don't tell Theresa about the chicken parm.
嘿 Hey.
我给你带了点东西 I got you something.
冰冻酸奶 Frozen yogurt.
就像以前在Playa的时候 Like the old days on the Playa.
-哪 -Playa Tortugas -What? -On the Playa Tortugas.
哦 哦 Oh, oh.
没错 那里的日落 Right. Yeah, the sunsets.
-对 -是啊 真是好日子 -Yeah. -Yes. Good times.
我忘记我们喜欢什么口味了 I couldn't remember which flavors we liked,
所以我每种都弄了些 so I got an assortment.
谢谢 这真的 Thanks. This was
很好 really nice of you.
我知道我最近不太好相处 I know I haven't been the easiest to live with lately,
但我会努力的 but I'm gonna try a little harder.
我说不准会有多努力 但够我自己惊讶的了 I can't promise a lot harder, but maybe I'll surprise myself.
继续努力 Well, keep doing this.
下次可以带点配料 Maybe next time, bring some toppings.
嗯嗯 Mmm.
芒果 我很喜欢芒果 Mango. I love mango.
我以前也喜欢芒果吗 Have I always loved mango?
据我所知是的 As long as I've known you.
啊 是啊 Ah, yes.
当我们年轻时 When we were young
手控制不住在对方身上乱摸的时候 and couldn't keep our hands off each other.
拒绝 No.
好的 Okay.
我去仓库待着了 Well... I'll be in my shed.
试着保持乐观 Trying to have a good attitude.
就我和蜘蛛 Just me and the spiders.
噢 Oh.
还有我的厕所 Forgot my bathroom.
哟 Whew. Whew!
爸爸 我现在过得好痛苦
记得我刚去纽约
想成为一名音乐会大提琴演奏家的时候
你很生气 打断了我
我已经原谅你了
基本原谅了
但是莱昂纳多支持我
他飞去纽约
帮我收拾我的公寓
他是唯一一个相信我有天分的人
他一直相信我
他死的太突然了
玛格达对细节描述的含含糊糊的
我需要莱昂纳多·黑山的死亡证明 I'm calling to get a death certificate for Leonardo Montenegro.
他前几周死于鲨鱼攻击 He died a couple of weeks ago in a shark attack.
没错 来自一只鲨鱼的攻击 Yes. An attack by a shark fish?
我觉得我没说错 I think I'm saying that correctly.
我的老天爷 这东西有多重
九十磅
真残忍
他们应该生产点人能扛得动
可能这样是为了 一个袋子省三美分吧
黑山 黑山
贪婪的混蛋
嘿 今天发工资
到时候了
布里托
谢谢老板
这是你的 里奥
客户要求我们早点离开 这样他就可以
做个按摩或者数数钱什么的
嘿 嘿 小心 Hey! Hey! Watch out!
你盯着看什么呢
不应该啊 但是感觉这是我收到的第一张支票
别弄丢了 淑女手
-谢谢 Bobby -你应得的 兄弟 -Thanks, Bobby. -You got it, bro.
-好了 -嘿 -All right. -Hey!
-嘿 -嘿 亲爱的 -Hey! -Hey, sweetie!
好
噢 记住哈塞尔贝克 Oi, remember Hasselbeck.
他比人们讲的还要多变 He's way more mobile than people give him credit for.
嘿 Hey.
-你怎么不骑呢 -有这两个稳定轮在没意思 -Why aren't you riding? -It's no fun with training wheels.
我没教过你骑车吗 I never taught you to ride a bike?
没事的 有些爸爸就是太忙 It's okay. Some dads can't be around that much.
不 不行 No, it's not okay.
我马上就教你 I'm gonna fix this. Right now.
我先把这些拿进去 好吧 Let me just put this away. Okay?
你在这干嘛 What are you doing here?
今天工作很早就结束了 They got us working bankers' hours today.
所以早回来了 Whatever those are.
所以 你能看着这些家伙 So then it's cool if you watch those guys,
让我去游泳吗 so I can go to the pool?
没问题 Yeah, sure. Why not?
谢谢 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
-嘿 老妈 -你肯定会很吃惊的 -Hey, Mom. -You're gonna be blown away.
现代高级杂志说我的表演很抢眼 Modern Senior magazine said my performance stole the show.
我还上了圣犹大健康简报封面的特写 And the Saint Jude wellness newsletter featured me on the cover.
是啊 你不帮我看小孩的事完全洗白了呢 That certainly justifies leaving me without childcare.
人生短暂 凯特 Life's short, Kate.
你要做能让你开心的事 You gotta do what makes you happy.
我不想因为没做自己想做的事情 I don't wanna have regrets
而有遗憾 just because I didn't do what I wanted to do.
你以后会理解的 亲爱的 You'll understand someday, honey.
天呐 我要挂了 妈 Shit! I gotta go, Mom.
大家都再看 Everyone's looking.
我不在意 I don't care!
我拜托你了一个月 就让你照看下你的妹妹们 I asked you for one month, just watch your sisters.
而且我们基本不了解那个人 And we don't even know anything about this guy.
是谁的错 又不是我把他带到家里来的 Whose fault is that? I didn't bring him into the house.
这不是重点 That's not the point.
两分钟后我来告诉你为什么 And I'll tell you why in two minutes.
这事还没完 We're not done talking about this!
因为你 他们的披萨都冷掉了 And because of you, their pizza was cold
只给了我这么点小费 and they gave me a lousy tip.
可能你小费拿得少是因为你自己太慢 Maybe you got a bad tip because you run like a duck.
你最好祈祷没什么事发生 You better hope everything's okay.
我讨厌这整件事情 真的很蠢 I hate this. I hate this whole thing. It's so stupid.
我爱海鹰队 I love the Seahawks!
我们的队伍刚把球带过了终点线 Our team just ran the ball to the finish line.
是球门区 我们刚说过了 The end zone. We've been over this.
对对 触地得分 Oh, right. Touchdown.
记忆慢慢在恢复 It's coming back slowly.
看吧 妈 一切都好 没人死 See, Mom, everything's fine. No one died.
凯特 我找了些人帮忙修理屋顶的漏水 Oh, and, Kate, I got some of the guys to help me fix that leak in the roof.
你打开了这些盒子吗 And you unpacked the boxes?
是 是 我找到了这些枕头 Oh, yeah, yeah. And I found these pillows.
这沙发需要些亮色 The couch needed a splash of color.
什么 What?
一点点的 鸟筑起了它的巢 这是法语 "Little by little, the bird builds its nest." It's French.
等等 我还说法语 Wait. I speak French.
为什么我会说法语 Why do I speak French?
额 Uh...
你是个导游 Well, you were a tour guide,
众所周知 巴黎人喜欢昆卡 and it's well-known that Parisians love Cancun.
因为那里的薯条和辣酱 还有西班牙舞 For it's chips and salsa and its flamenco dancers.
非常感谢你毫无意义的羞辱 Thanks for humiliating me for nothing.
嘿 我们约好了的 你自己没有遵守 Hey! Hey, we had a deal, and you didn't stick to it.
你被禁足了 You're grounded.
谁还在乎 我基本就是这里的囚犯 Who cares? I'm basically a prisoner here anyway!
-禁足一星期 -凯特凯特 嘿 -For a week! -Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey.
我们能谈谈吗 Can I talk to you for a sec?
听着 你知道13岁的时候是个什么感觉 Okay, listen, you remember what it's like to be 13.
我不知道 但你应该知道 I don't, but you probably do.
你在说什么 What are you getting at?
不准用手机 And no phone!
嘿 嘿 我就是觉得你可能有点... Hey, hey, I just think maybe you're being...
可能 对她太严厉了 I don't know, a little hard on her.
不要管我怎么养我的小孩 Don't tell me how to raise my kids.
"你的小孩" "Your kids"?
嘿 听着 Hey. Listen.
不要觉得因为这些孩子不是我的种 Just because those girls were not conceived with my seed,
我就不是她们的父亲或一个男人 doesn't make me any less their father or a man.
当然不是 我只是... Of course not. I just...
我还没说完 I'm not done.
我为这个家庭当牛做马 All I do is work and work and slave for this family.
可能我没让大家过上奢华的好日子 I may not have put us in the lap of luxury,
但我依然是那个养家糊口的人 but I'm a provider.
你刚说的真的是很过分 What you said was a low blow.
不公平 很伤人 很过分 An unfair and hurtful low blow.
-亲爱的 我... -很过分 -Honey, I... -Low blow.
我要透会儿气 I need some air.
里奥! Leo!
等我看下他们的分数先 Right after I check the score.
好极了 And it is good!
-我们输了 -亚利桑那队的惊人胜利 -We lost. -A stunning win for Arizona.
开心了吧 I hope you're happy.
-你去哪 -不知道 -Where are you going? -I don't know.
但不是因为我失忆了 And not because I don't remember, hmm?
因为我不知道 Because I don't know.
我叫里奥 我是个酒鬼 My name is Leo and I'm an alcoholic.
嗨 里奥 Hi, Leo.
说实话 我不太记得我喝酒的那些时候了 To be honest, I don't really remember my drinking days.
-是啊 -理解 -Yep. -Been there.
晚上我和我老婆吵架了 I got in a fight with my wife tonight.
我在一家酒吧门口站了20分钟 I stood outside a bar for 20 minutes.
就差这么点 这么点我就进去了 I came this close. This...
但... 现在我在这了 But here I am.
-多来几次 -每天一次 -Keep coming back. -One day at a time.
便血 便血 便血 ? Bloody stools Bloody stools, bloody stools
抗血小板 便血 ? Antiplatelet, bloody stools ?
操 Holy shit!
莱昂纳多黑山 Leonardo Montenegro.
对 他前几周在你那区被鲨鱼咬死了 Yeah, he was murdered by a shark in your district several weeks ago.
抱歉 女士 Sorry, ma'am.
这里已经四年没有鲨鱼袭击的案件了 Haven't had a shark attack around here in four years.
是吗 Really?
你不需要和其他警局核对一下吗 Don't you have to check with other police stations?
不需要 女士 我向你保证 Lady, I promise you,
如果有人听到鲨鱼袭击的消息 if anyone's gonna hear about a shark attack,
那一定是我 it's gonna be me.
祝你好运 Good luck to you.
嗯 Hmm.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hey. -Hey.
嗯 Um...
今晚很抱歉 Sorry about tonight.
该道歉的应该是我 I'm the one who should apologize.
不 我真的应该心胸宽阔点 No, I really need to keep my side of the street clean
你知道 培养一颗感恩的心态 and, you know, cultivate an attitude of gratitude.
我反应有点过激了 我跟艾米丽谈过了 不再限制她自由 I overreacted. I talked to Emily and ungrounded her.
我只是对这个考试太紧张了 I'm just so stressed out about this test.
嗯 你一直都很努力学习 Well, you've been working so hard and...
我来吧 I got it.
我也一直在想怎么才能帮助你 And I've been thinking how I can help.
所以我和特丽萨谈过 So I talked to Theresa
她和我都能接受你的一些变化 and she's okay with me picking up a few of your shifts.
-真的 你为了我这么做 -是的 -Really? You'd do that for me? -Yeah.
我也不是无私 I'm not being selfless.
我只是很少想到我自己 I'm just thinking of myself less.
你喜欢在里面加牛奶 对吧 You like it with milk, right?
再加点糖 And a little sugar.
星期天我会带一整天孩子 这样你就可以学习 Oh, and I'll take the kids all day Sunday so you can study.
你一个人 我不能让 By yourself? I can't let...
实际上 这样非常棒 Actually, that would be amazing.
那就好 Great.
我一直在想我应该 喔 I was also thinking that I should... Oh! Ah!
锋利的刀子 血 血 好多血 Sharp knife. Blood. Blood. Lots of blood.
-我讨厌血 -没事 -I do not like blood. -All right.
没事 放松 你没事的 All right, take it easy. You're okay.
-让我看看 让我看看 -救我 -Let me see, let me see. -Help.
我要用水冲一下 I'm just gonna wash it off.
我感觉头晕 我要晕倒了 Feeling queasy. Gonna faint.
不 你不会晕倒的 No. You're not gonna faint.
-我现在很晕 -不会 -I'm fainting. -No.
房子在转 The room is spinning.
没事 你在那儿坐会 All right, let's just sit you down over here.
情况严重吗 How bad is it?
我应该去医院吗 我需要止血带吗 Should I go to the hospital? Do I need a tourniquet?
放松 你和专业的医生在一起呢 Relax. You are with a trained professional.
-我需要缝针吗 -不需要 -Do I need stitches? -No.
快救我 我要失血而亡了 Please help me. I'm bleeding to death.
哦 天哪 伤口真的很深 Oh, God! It's really deep.
你到底在做什么呀 What the hell are you doing?
清理伤口 天哪 你真像个小孩子 Cleaning the cut. My God, you're such a baby!
我知道怎么做 I got this.
关于这个我上了一整节课 I took a whole class on it.
包扎伤口 Dressing wounds?
护理歇斯底里的病人 Dealing with hysterical patients.
好 All right.
好了 Okay.
这里 There.
你很擅长临床护理 You have very good bedside manner.
-你这样认为吗 -是的 -You think so? -Yeah.
有时候我担心我会做不好 Sometimes I worry about that.
不 不 你很有天赋 No. No, you're a natural.
好了 可以了 完好如新 All right. There you go. Good as new.
嗯 Well, um...
我想我该让你学习了 I guess I'll let you study.
谢谢你如此照料我 Thanks for taking such good care of me.
好的 Okay.
晚安 Good night.
等一下 Wait.
你可以睡里面 楼梯下的沙发上 You can sleep inside. Downstairs, on the couch.
你让我非常高兴 You've made me very happy.
凯特琳娜怎么了? What happened to Catalina?
她的孩子没了 She lost the baby.
她的孩子没了? She lost it?
现在阿图尔绝不会和她结婚了 Now Arturo will never marry her.
当然不会 绝不会 Of course not. Never.
游玩结束之后我们会来接你 嗯 We'll pick you up after the game, hmm?
不客气 You're welcome!
为什么我们不能游泳 Why can't we go swimming?
我们要给你姐姐一点空间 We're giving your sister a little space.
太多空间了 Too much space.
我们给她太多空间了 We're giving her too much space.
大家都看着呢 Everyone's watching.
我不管 I don't care!
我不需要听你的 你又不是我真正的爸爸 I don't have to listen to you. You're not even my real dad.
什么 你妈妈告诉你的 What? Your mother told you?
我仍然不能让你毁掉你的生活 Well, I'm still not letting you throw your life away
因为那些性狂 卷发恶狼 for some sex-crazed, curly-haired wolf.
那个男孩只想做一件事 就只有一件事 That boy wants one thing and one thing only.
他是个同性恋 He's gay.
好吧 是另一件事 Okay. One different thing.
你在做什么 为什么你要哭 What are you doing? Why are you crying?
因为我很痛苦 Because I'm miserable.
你很痛苦 You are?
是的 Yeah.
我曾在波特兰很受欢迎 I was really popular in Portland,
在这里 每个人都有自己的团体 就我不在他们里面 and here everyone's on group texts that I'm not a part of.
这个男孩是我喜欢的西班牙课上的同学 And there's this boy in my Spanish class that I like,
但是他不知道我的存在 but he doesn't know that I exist.
他是这里救生员的朋友 就是 And he's friends with the lifeguard here and that's...
等一下 你在上西班牙语课 Wait, you're taking Spanish?
非常好 Muy bien.
你的发音很自然 Your pronunciation is very natural.
我的意思是 发“R”音的时候你需要卷舌I mean, you still need to roll the "R's".
什么 What?
说一下 Say it.
-你必须 -爸爸 -好的 好的 -You have to... -Dad! -Okay, okay.
他怎么会不知道你的存在呢 How could he not know you exist?
你是一个多么美丽 聪慧 有思想的女生 You're a beautiful, smart, thoughtful young woman.
他能成为你的男朋友应该是他的荣幸 He'd be lucky to be your boyfriend.
但是你还太年轻 去交男朋友了 But you're way too young for a boyfriend.
他们都应该为能成为你的男朋友感到荣幸 They'd all be lucky to be your boyfriend.
每个人都应该跪着求着做你男朋友 Every boy here should beg to be your boyfriend.
但是我禁止 我不许 But I forbid it. I forbid it!
我知道我在地图上到处都是 I know I'm all over the map. It's just...
有一个女儿会很纠结 It's very confusing having a daughter.
我不会做傻事的 好吧 Look. I'm not gonna do anything stupid. All right?
去好好玩吧 Go have fun.
蓝队52号 离开热门路线 Blue 52. Hot route left.
耶 耶 Yes! Yes!
跑 跑 跑 很棒 很棒 很棒 Go, go, go. Yes! Yes! Yes!
跑 跑 跑 耶 Go! Go! Go! Yes!
噢唔 Woo-hoo!
-耶 -耶 -Yeah! -Yeah!
-我们做到了 -这是我女儿 -Go team! Yeah, we did it! -That's my daughter.
我们知道 We know.
第二次进球 Second touchdown.
我们赢了 事实上 We're winning, actually.
耶 我们踢到了他们的屁股 Yeah, we kicked their butts!
-非常感谢你拯救了我 -啊哦 -Thanks for rescuing me. -Ah.
我脑子里一片混乱 My mind was turning into mush.
嗨 莫莉 Hey, Molly!
你什么时候脱离三轮车的 When did you learn how to ride without training wheels?
爸爸教我的 Dad taught me.
她只摔过一次哦 She only fell once.
加速 加速 加速 Faster! Faster! Faster!
加油 加油 加油 耶 Come on, come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!
噢唔 Whoo!
我应该怎样摆脱大脑冻结 So how do I get rid of the brain freeze?
-像这样 -这样 -Go like this. -Like this?
嗯 Mmm.
你会离开我们吗 Are you gonna leave us?
你在说什么 当然不会 我是你的爸爸 What do you mean? Of course not. I'm your dad.
有时候爸爸是会离开的 Sometimes dads leave.
好的 可能别人会 但我哪儿也不去 Well, I guess maybe they do, but I'm not going anywhere.
你把我困住了 You're stuck with me.
谢谢 Thank you.
A体重突增 B腹部瘙痒 "A. Sudden weight gain. B. Abdominal itch.
C大便出血 D光 "C. Bloody stools. D. Light..."
大便出血 Bloody stools.
哎 爸爸
我还好 我的病都好了.
你仍然在治疗中
我刚刚自己上厕所了
你敢相信吗?这个庸医说的竟然是对的
我三十年来一直都是对的
爸爸
我太开心了
你可以回拨电话 公司仍然给你
或许我一开始就应该把它给你
我受宠若惊啊 爸比
科林 你当时和玛格达莱娜一起吗 Colin, were you with Magdalena
当她确认我哥尸体的时候 when she identified my brother's body?
不 夫人 她坚持要自己处理这件事 No, ma'am, she was quite insistent on handling the matter herself.
你暗示什么 Are you insinuating?
我应该暗示什么 Should I be insinuating?
在你回答之前 记得我是苏格兰人 And before you answer that, remember I'm Scottish.
我可以这样重复一整天 I can do this all day long.
嗨 所以 考试怎么样 Hey! So, the test?
有两道题我都不记得了 但至少都结束了 There was a couple that I blanked on, but at least it's over.
现在我不需要维持这个疯狂的谎言了 Now I don't have to keep up this insane lie.
你确定你不再过两周 再告诉他 Are you sure you don't wanna wait a couple of weeks before you tell him?
我的意思是 这么好的帮助很难找到的 I mean, good help is hard to find.
是的 确实 孩子们也开始喜欢他了 Yeah, totally. And the guys are really starting to like him, too.
不 不 很公平 他在偿还他的债务 No. No. Fair is fair. He has paid his debt.
我已经让他吃够苦了 I have tortured him long enough.
好的 Okay.
你又会非常讨厌做家务的 You're really gonna hate doing your own laundry again.
伙伴们 Guys...
我感到很紧张 I feel pretty nervous.
我怕会吓到他 I think he's gonna freak out.
吓到他 Freak out?
凯特 你要告诉一个挖沟渠的工人 他是一个亿万富翁 Kate, you're telling a ditch digger he's a billionaire, you know.
我觉得他很快会接受的 I'm pretty sure he's gonna be okay with it.
是的 Yeah.
嗨 Hey.
嗯 我需要告诉你 Uh, I need to talk to you.
嗯 怎么了 Yeah. What's up?
我必须承认一件事 但我不知道从哪说起 I have to confess something, and I don't know where to start.
不管是什么 Well, whatever it is,
我觉得应该不是什么大事 I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
-是很大的事 -是吗 -It's pretty big. -Yeah?
并且听起来会很疯狂 And this is gonna sound crazy.
可能又有趣又疯狂或者很疯狂很疯狂 Maybe funny-crazy or crazy-crazy.
但是我做了一件很糟糕的事 But I did something terrible.
等一下 Hold that thought.
孩子们 Girls!
晚饭做好了 Dinner's ready!
好 都坐下吧 Yeah. Sit down, please.
-小心 它很烫 -好香 -Be careful, it's hot. -It smells so good.
-我觉得味道应该不错 -看起来很不错 -I hope it tastes good. -It looks so good.
用勺子 嗯 Use a spoon. Mmm.
好 So...
你想要承认什么糟糕的事 What's this awful thing you need to confess?
我 I...
没事 我是你丈夫 你什么事都可以告诉我 Come on, I'm your husband. You can tell me anything.
我忘记今天是我们的结婚纪念日了 I forgot it's our anniversary.
真的吗 Really?
今天 Today?
周年快乐 Happy anniversary!
我们要出去度过 We're going out!
你们很棒 You guys are really good.
谢谢 兄弟 告诉我叔 Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle.
十五年 Fifteen years.
很多夫妇都不会走这么久 A lot of couples don't make it that long.
是的 Yeah.
谢谢你一直支持着我 Thanks for sticking with me.
我知道我并没有减轻负担 I know I haven't made things easy.
-这外面很美 -是很美 -It's pretty out here. -Beautiful.
你知道轮船像这样鸣叫三声代表什么意思吗 Do you know what it means when a ship honks three times like that?
有人告诉过我 但我忘记了 Someone told me once, but I forgot.
我知道 Yes, I do.
这是一个很古老的西班牙传说 It's based on an old, Spanish legend.
是的 Yeah.
而且 确实很浪漫 Very romantic, by the way.
从前有一个很穷的女仆 叫凯特丽娜 You see, there was a poor housemaid named Catalina.
她非常漂亮 吸引了殖民地州长儿子阿图罗的注意 She was very pretty and caught the eye of the colonial governor's son, Arturo.
等一下 你什么都不记得 Okay, wait. You don't remember anything,
你还会记得这个 yet you remember this?
这是个很有名的传说 It's a very famous legend.
然后 他们相爱了 So, they fell in love.
当然 Of course.
但是阿图罗的父亲不让他们在一起 But Arturo's father forbade it.
他不能让他的儿子围绕在一个平民身边 He couldn't have his only son running around with a commoner.
所以 他命令阿图罗回西班牙 他也这么做了 So, he ordered Arturo to return to Spain, which he did.
但在没向凯特丽娜承诺前 But not before promising Catalina
他会回来 并且给她发信号 he'd come back and signal for her
三声长鸣 with three long blasts.
就像你刚刚听到的一样 Just like you heard.
这听起来很像厨房员工看的一个节目 This sounds suspiciously like one of the shows the kitchen guys watch.
-我不知道你在说什么 -嗯嗯 -I have no idea what you're talking about. -Uh-huh.
不管怎样 一年后 一切都按计划进行着 Anyway, a year later, everything went as planned.
她游出去了 但雾太浓 She swam out, but the fog was too thick.
他呼喊着 凯特丽娜 凯特丽娜 He called out, "Catalina! Catalina!"
她回应 阿图罗 阿图罗 She yelled back, "Arturo! Arturo!"
随后 他也跳进了水里 And with that, he dove into the water.
他们重聚了 They reunited,
凯特丽娜 她在这之前 and Catalina, who, up until that point,
一直在抗拒他 had been resisting him
因为一些她不得不学习的测试 because of some test she had to study for,
最终另他吻了她 finally let him kiss her.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 现在我记起来了 Oh. Now I remember.
三声鸣笛意味着船将要逆行 Three honks means a boat's about to go in reverse.
好吧 Okay.
也许 确实 Maybe. Factually.
但是 But I...
一直这么美好吗 Was it always this good?
每次和你都像是第一次 Every time with you is like the first time.
看看这个 我们造的 Look at this thing. We built it.
你的第一个游泳池 兄弟 Your first pool, bro.
干得好 Good job.
嘿 看看你 你有了一双工人的手 Hey, look at you, you got working man hands now.
是啊 Yeah!
是的 Yes, I do!
真不错 That's good.
这场比赛从拉普汤姆林森开始 Take that play, get off the block there by Laken Tomlinson.
他会成为防御性的最佳球员 我向你保证 This guy will be a defensive MVP one day, I guarantee you.
爸爸 什么是变态 Dad, what's a pervert?
嗯.. Um...
就是 呃 Well, uh...
当一个男人 When a man
有一个 has a van...
凯特 Kate!
莫莉有个问题 Molly has a question for you.
它们为何这么久 What is taking them so long?
你要放松下吗 Would you relax?
他们说了他们会在2点以后公布结果 They said they were gonna post the results after 2:00 p.m.
好的 中场休息 All right. Halftime.
我要吃午饭了 I'm getting lunch.
哦等下 我的清单在哪 Oh, wait. Where's my list?
这里 Here.
么 再见 Mmm... Ciao.
等下 嘿 我忘了 Wait! Hey, I forgot.
亲爱的 Honey!
带点卷心菜沙拉 好吗 还有薯片 Get coleslaw, okay? And maybe some potato chips.
好 知道了 Okay, got it.
写下来 我知道你 你会忘的 Write it down. I know you. You're gonna forget.
还有曲奇 我想要曲奇 And get cookies. I want cookies.
曲奇 Cookies.
笔 Pen.
凯特 Kate!
怎么了 What's the matter?
我不知道 我只是在想 I don't know. I was just wondering
一个不育男性的妻子 what the wife on an infertile man would be doing
要一条带螺纹的安全套做什么 with a strip of ribbed, reservoir-tipped Trojans?
好吧 Okay...
这不是你想的那样 This is not what you think.
这没什么 It's nothing.
没什么? 我们发过誓的 Nothing? We made a vow.
一个神圣的誓言 我遵守了 我想 A sacred vow, which I kept, I think.
别以为我没有机会 And don't assume I didn't have opportunities,
我有过 because I did.
很多很多 可能 Lots and lots of them. Probably.
这是很傻的 This is nuts.
你知道吗 我很开心 You know what, I'm glad.
我很高兴你找到了这些 I'm glad you found these,
因为我尝试想一种方式告诉你 because I have been trying to think of a way to tell you this.
你和我 You and I...
我们没有真的结婚 We're not really married.
我没有让你幸福吗 Have I not made you happy?
不是 但这不是重点 Yes, but that's not the point.
我不是你的妻子 I'm not your wife.
这些孩子 他们不是你的孩子 Those kids in there, they're not your children.
哦 又来了 Oh, this again.
不小的打击 Low blow.
好吧 过来 All right, come on. Come on!
女孩们 Girls?
女孩们 我刚告诉了他真相 我也希望你们告诉他 Girls, I just told him the truth, and I want you to tell him, too.
继续 告诉他 Go ahead, tell him.
告诉他什么 Tell him what?
告诉他 他不是你们的爸爸 Tell him he's not your dad.
但他是我们的爸爸 But he is our dad?
不 别告诉他我告诉你们的 No, don't tell him what I told you to tell him.
告诉他真相 艾米莉 Tell him what really happened. Emily?
他喝醉了 停在沙滩上 He got drunk and blacked out on the beach.
我们很担忧 我不能睡 We were really worried. I couldn't sleep.
不 见鬼 告诉他真相 No, damn it! Tell him the truth!
别这样对我的三个火枪手说话 Don't you speak to my three musketeers like that.
我知道了 I've had it.
你们在做什么 What do you think you're doing?
-我们喜欢他 -我们想要留住他 -We like him. -We want to keep him.
你们不能留住他 他不属于你们 You can't keep him. He doesn't belong to you.
他也不属于你 但这并没有阻拦你 He didn't belong to you, either, but that didn't stop you.
-你们知道我有我的原因 -我们也有 -You know I have my reasons. -So do we.
里奥 听着 你们 那些避孕套不是凯特的 Leo, listen. Look, look, look. Those condoms aren't Kate's.
他们是我的 They're mine.
别为她解释 Don't cover for her.
不 我没有 她在为我解释 No, I'm not. She's covering for me.
是的 我是那个和顾客睡觉的人 Yeah. I'm the one sleeping with the customers.
真的吗 Really?
我有问题 里奥 我有性瘾 I have a problem, Leo. I'm obsessed with sex.
怎么可能 Come on.
我有性瘾 这是真的 I'm a sex addict! It's a real thing.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
凯特 我坦白了 Kate! I confessed.
你不用再为我说谎了 You don't have to lie for me anymore.
我会得到我要的帮助 I can finally get the help I need.
现在不用担心 你不用告诉鲍比 Now, don't worry. You don't have to tell Bobby.
我会告诉他 I'll tell him.
你讨厌我吗 Do you hate me?
当然不 Of course not.
人性有弱点 I know the flesh is weak.
嘿 一天一次 好吗 Hey, one day at a time. Hmm?
好 一天一次 Yeah, one day at a time.
我很抱歉 我没有相信你 I'm so sorry I didn't trust you.
这真的吓到我了 That really scared me.
好像我的一生都是个谎言 It was like my whole life was a lie.
快来 他们回到场上了 Come on, they're back on the field!
嘿 后半场要开始了 Hey. Second half's about to start.
介意我走吗 Mind doing the sandwich run?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我不能永远保持下去 I can't keep this up forever.
为什么不能 Why not?
我知道你们的关系有些不传统 Okay, look, I know your relationship's a little unconventional.
但谁的不是呢 你们在一起很好 But whose isn't? You guys are good together.
别再抗争了 Stop fighting it.
我要告诉你一件事 I'll tell you one thing.
不论是否伪装 鲍比作为拉丁人不喜欢被欺骗 Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin ego is not gonna like being cheated on.
-凯特 -天哪 -Kate! -Shit.
他们告诉了他 They told him.
你通过了 你是一个护士 You passed! You're a nurse!
祝贺你 妈妈 Congratulations, Mom!
-徒步旅行 -我们一起去吧 -Hike! -Let's do this.
-嘿 戈尔戈 -嘿 -Hey, Gordo. -Hey.
你还好吗 You okay?
哈?哦 Huh? Oh.
你知道的 我好多了 Yeah, well, you know, I've been better.
好 Yeah.
但这是我们需要的叫醒闹铃 But this is the wake-up call we needed.
我不用像我应该的那样关注她的需要 I wasn't as attentive to her needs as I should have been.
你知道 我可以情感上疏远一些 兄弟 You know, I can be emotionally remote, bro.
我们将要开始夫妻治疗 We're starting couples therapy.
-不错 -是啊 -Oh, good. -Yeah.
不管你做什么 你知道的 不要 Just, whatever you do, you know, don't...
我很抱歉 把凯特视为理所当然 因为 I'm sorry, take Kate for granted. Because...
你看 我知道我们可以有一点大男子主义 Look, I know we can be a little machista.
-这是我们的方法 对 -你知道? -It's our way. Yeah. -You know?
但你的敏感和诚实感动了我 But your vulnerability and honesty really touches me.
你欠我的 You owe me.
我知道 I know.
哦 这是圣诞卡 Oh, yeah, this is a Christmas card.
天哪 好冷 Oh, God, it's cold!
我抓住你了 I got you!
那是他 那个斗鸡的人 That's him. The chicken fight guy.
我的天啊! My God!
莱昂纳多 你总是支持我的音乐梦想 Leonardo, you always supported my musical dreams.
比如你曾说过 当上帝给了你天赋 Like you said, "When God gives you a gift...
使用它是你的责任 it's your responsibility to use it."
这首歌是给你的 这是一首巴赫的歌 This is for you. It's Bach.
就在这里 那命中注定的一天... It was here, that fateful night...
当莱昂纳多勇敢的 when Leonardo bravely fought
和野鲨战斗 然后死去 the savage shark and perished.
今天 他的遗骨可以... Today, his remains can...
索菲亚 可以了 谢谢你亲爱的 Sofia, that's enough. Thank you, my dear.
今天他的遗骨可以回到身体缺失的那一部分中 Today his remains can join the rest of his body.
让我们每个人都抓起一把我们最爱的莱昂纳多... Let's each take a handful of our beloved Leonardo...
和他最后道个别 and say our final goodbyes.
抓住骨灰 抱歉 Hold the ashes! Sorry, sorry.
这是在20分钟前拍的 This was taken 20 minutes ago.
-莱昂纳多吗 -什么 -Leonardo? -What?
是莱昂纳多 It's Leonardo!
他还活着!莱昂纳多还活着! He's alive! Leonardo's alive!
他还活着! He's alive!
嘿 你们 Hey, you guys! You guys!
在我切蛋糕前 Before I cut the cake,
我想感谢你们在都这里 I just want to thank you all for being here.
没有你们我无法通过测验 I could not have passed the test without you all.
-凯特护士 -凯特护士 -Nurse Kate! -Nurse Kate!
尤其是你 里奥 Especially you, Leo.
他做饭 他打扫 He cooked, he cleaned.
他做两份工作 他让我笑 He worked two jobs, he kept me laughing.
如果你们之前没有尝过这个馅饼 And if you haven't tried the empanadas yet,
他们很美味 他做的 they are delicious.He made them.
都吃光了! They're gone!
什么 宝宝 What, babe?
他很美味 兄弟 They're delicious, bro.
谢谢你 我的爱人
你改变了我的生活
稍等 Wait, wait, wait.
我也想说点什么 I want to say something, too.
我的意思是看着这张脸 I mean, look at this face.
-看着这张脸 -哦 -Look at this face. -Oh!
这难道不是你见过最美的脸吗 Isn't this the most beautiful face you've ever seen?
第二 第二美丽 Second. Second most beautiful.
她对你太好了 She's too good for you!
我不记得第一次了 And also, I don't remember the first time I did this,
那并不对 and that doesn't feel right.
所以 凯特 So, Kate,
你愿意再次嫁给我吗 will you marry me again?
天哪 Holy crap.
嗯! Yeah!
是的 我愿意 Yes! Yes, I will!
-她说她愿意 -她说她愿意 -She said yes! -She said yes!
我说我愿意 里奥 That's what I'm talking about, Leo!
妈妈 Go, Mom!
我说我愿意 兄弟 That's what I'm talking about, bro!
这是我的男孩 That's my boy right there.
好的 这是爱 宝贝 Okay, that's love, baby.
现在 绅士 达达尼昂说 没有解释他的行为 "'And now, gentlemen, ' said d'Artagnan, without stopping to explain his conduct,
我为人人 人人为我 "'all for one, and one for all.
这是我们的座右铭 不是吗 "'That is our motto, is it not?
但是 看这里 "'But still, look here.'"
哇 Wow.
这是谁的昂贵的车 Whose fancy car is that?
这太酷了 That's so cool.
他已经遭受太多了 我们不要给他施加压力 He's been through a lot. Let's not overwhelm him.
嘿 爸爸 Hey, Papi!
苏菲亚 Sofia!
嗨 玛格达 Hi, Magda!
让我把这个放进家里 Let me just drop this in the house.
嘿 Hey.
爸爸 Papi.
苏菲亚 Sofia.
玛格达 Magda.
天哪 我记得 Oh, my God, I remember.
我是莱昂纳多黑山 I'm Leonardo Montenegro.
凯特 Kate!
我痊愈了 I'm cured!
医生说我的记忆会瞬间回来 The doctor said my memory could come back suddenly,
他是对的 and he was right.
我说 我看到爸爸了 I mean, I saw Papi...
我从他身边走过走进屋子 I walked past him into the house and poof!
记忆回来了 It came back!
亲爱的 问我任何事吧 Honey, ask me anything.
问我在墨西哥城的童年吧 Ask me about my childhood in Mexico City.
关于我对汽车的收藏 About my car collection.
关于我的钱 About my money.
钱 我有钱 Money. I have money!
很多很多钱 Lots and lots of money.
这是我人生中最快乐的日子 This is the happiest day of my life!
等下 Wait.
你不是我的妻子 You're not my wife.
为什么你让我以为 Why would you make me think...
为什么你对我这么做 Why would you do that to me?
我知道为什么 I know why.
你就是那个讨厌我的糟糕的地毯清洁工 You're that awful carpet cleaner lady who hates me.
而且 And...
他们是你的孩子 And these are your kids
你让我相信 and you made me believe...
天哪 Oh, God.
你戏弄了我 You tricked me.
你利用了我 You used me.
里奥... Leo...
啊 啊 别 No, no, no.
我不叫里奥 My name is not Leo.
我是莱昂纳多 It's Leonardo.
而且 我和你没有任何关系 And I don't belong with you.
也不是她们的爸爸 And I don't belong with them.
我要去拿我的东西 I'll get my things.
里面没有一样东西是我的 There's nothing in there that's mine.
不管有没有用 For what it's worth...
我还是想跟你说声 对不起 I'm sorry.
还有... And...
还有谢谢你 And thank you.
快来 儿子 Come on, son.
嘿 Hey.
女孩们 Girls.
别走! Don't go!
爸爸!爸爸!不要走 Dad! Dad! Don't go.
爸爸!爸爸! Dad! Dad!
爸爸! Dad!
别啊!不要走 你不要走! No! Don't go, don't go!
等等 不要 Wait, no.
爸比! Daddy!
爸比 等等! Daddy, wait!
欢迎回来 先生 Welcome back, sir.
顺便一说 您的葬礼还挺可爱的 Your funeral was lovely, by the way.
我还是更喜欢爸爸调的酱料 I liked Dad's sauce better.
宝贝儿 他根本不是你爸爸 你知道的 Sweetie, you know he was never really your dad.
当时你就应该把他拦下来 You should have tried to stop him.
我能说什么? What was I gonna say?
我骗了他 我几乎是把他绑架了 I lied to him. I basically kidnapped the man.
那又怎样?很明显你已经完全爱上他了 So what? You're obviously totally in love with him.
现在重点不是这个! What does it matter now?
他回归了他从前的生活 He's back to his old life,
身边有佣人 有超模 with his servants and supermodels.
一切都已经结束了 It's over.
赶紧吃饭吧 外婆还等着见你们呢 Now finish up, 'cause Grandma can't wait to see ya.
你让我很高兴
我的父亲
莱昂纳多黑山 一百年前创立了这家公司
现在我可以退休了
我相信我的儿子
莱昂纳多balabala黑山
将带领我们走向未来
什么
你说过要我来管理公司的
好吧.
既来之则安之 我要随遇而安
不要沮丧
我还需要你的帮助
这些对我来说都是陌生的
但我有一些想法
看看 他都已经有想法了
比如说.
除了90磅的袋装水泥
我们还应当出售30磅的
这么做的原因是
你们知道那会增加多少生产成本吗?
一个棒球场
三百万 一年
你们以前有没有搬过一袋水泥?
能让你疝气
谁在乎?
搬水泥的人
你听到这胡话了吗?
给他点时间吧 玛格达
这个新手将成为一个强者
不用了 我不喝酒 No, I don't drink.
哎 等等 我是要喝酒的 Wait, wait. I do drink.
把它倒满 柯林! Fill her up, Colin!
好的 这才是我记忆中的样子 先生 Yes, that was definitely my recollection, sir.
-给我酒瓶 -啊哈 我想什么来着 -Give me the bottle. -Ah, what was I thinking?
这也太可怕了 This is horrifying.
她为什么要演这个? Why is she doing this?
因为人生苦短 而你又不想抱憾终身 Because life's short, and you don't wanna have regrets.
走吧 我们去找里奥 Come on. We're getting Leo.
耶!!!! Yay!
抱歉 肚子疼 请让一让 Excuse us. Diarrhea. Excuse us.
你们要去哪儿? Where are you going?
-我会打给你的 -演出很棒! -I'll call you. -Yes, yes, yes!
快点儿 我们去追上他 Hurry up, we gotta catch him.
先生 您应该打给我的 Sir, you should have called me.
然后我会把这个拿过去给您 I'd have gotten that for you.
你知道吗 太有意思了 You know, it's funny.
这艘船陪伴我10年了 I've had this boat for 10 years,
这块地方我却从未踏足 and I don't think I ever stepped foot in here.
好吧 那是因为您有佣人 Well, that's because you have people
帮您照料一切 to take care of everything for you.
你知道吗 我当建筑工人时 You know, when I was working construction,
特别讨厌像我这种有钱的蠢货 I hated rich assholes like me.
呃... Hmm.
你讨厌过我吗 柯林?你可以实话实说 Did you hate me, Colin? You can be honest.
呃 我得提醒您一下下 先生 Well. If I may remind you, sir,
就是因为上个管家太诚实 我才得到这份工作的 the reason I got this job was because the last steward was honest.
啊哈 Eh.
我能说件事吗? Can I confess something?
嗯… Hmm.
我不太确定我该去过哪种生活了 I'm not exactly sure where I fit in anymore.
听上去是不是太疯狂了? Is that crazy?
大多数人都只见识过自己生活的世界 Most of us only know the world that we're born into.
您有幸从一个完全不同的角度领悟了人生 You've had the privilege of seeing life from an entirely different perspective.
是啊 确实如此 Yeah, I did.
而且那种日子糟透了 不是吗? And it sucked, didn't it?
怎么啦 凯特? What's up, Kate?
鲍比 我们要借你的船! Bobby, we need your boat!
你听到了?她要借我的船 You hear that? She needs my boat.
她需要它 She needs it.
早上好 爸比
早安 儿子
喝咖啡吗?
好的 谢谢
我们正享受一个好天气
是的
那是什么?!
太阳为什么从那里升起?
因为我们返回了俄勒冈州
什么?为什么?!
和那个骗子在一起?
当然不是!
我不同意!
爸爸 等等
我们商量一下
不!我要这艘船现在掉头!
我们回墨西哥!
爸爸 听我说
这太荒谬了
发生了什么?
我正在阻止你的弟弟
毁掉他自己的生活
为了什么披萨护士!
我是一个成年人!我可以和任何我想要的人待在一起
是的 跟随你的内心吧
公司怎么办?
你有责任要承担
一生中只一次 做正确的事吧!
这是我的第一次!
我喜欢这个新的莱昂纳多 太浪漫了
我是说 放手向前吧
真的?
是的 你当然想让他从照片里出来
看看我找到了什么...
在一个叫做 海滩拾荒物 的东西上
有个乘游艇的墨西哥城女人
有可能是他姐姐
那是你
什么?
你在医院里故意丢下了莱昂纳多
这是真的吗?
当然不是
那不会是一个来自墨西哥的女人...
游艇还停靠在俄勒冈州海岸
当然 因为那样的人太多了
你把他丢在了这里!
-诅咒你!-拜托 爸爸 你知道我绝不会...
闭嘴!
她失去了理智!
你太阴险了!
闭嘴!
你是个坏人!
三声 Three.
三声! 那是凯特! Three! That's Kate!
那个人是凯特 That's Kate.
莱昂纳多 Leonardo.
走开 船长 Move away, Captain.
阿图罗!阿图罗! Arturo! Arturo!
卡塔莉娜!卡塔莉娜! Catalina! Catalina!
-他们转向了! -妈妈!妈妈!妈妈! -They're turning! -Mom! Mom! Mom!
他们掉头了 他们为什么要掉头? They're turning around. Why are they turning around?
-我不知道 -鲍比 快做些什么呀 -I don't know. -Bobby, do something.
别 别 别! No, no, no!
爸爸!
别掉头!
快打开门!
爸爸 求您了!
让我进去!
不行!你已经被那个女人洗脑了!
快点 快点 我们要追不上他们了! Come on, come on, we're losing them!
这船就不能再快些了吗? Can't this thing go any faster?
不行亲爱的 这只是艘游船 No, it's a leisure boat, babe!
承认吧 你就是买亏了! Just admit you overpaid.
我买亏了 行了吧! Okay, okay, I overpaid!
我们没可能追上他们了 We're never gonna catch them.
我该花钱买个40英尺的游艇 I should have sprung for the 40-footer.
很抱歉凯特 我也帮不上忙了 I'm sorry, Kate. There's nothing I can do.
我爱你 凯特! I love you, Kate!
我也爱你! I love you, too!
他在干什么? What's he doing?
-天哪! -我的天!太了不起了! -Oh, my God! -Whoa! That was amazing!
有人落水! Man overboard!
那个傻子! That fool!
控制住船舵! Take the helm!
-什么?凯特! -妈妈! -What? Kate! -Mom!
-妈妈! -凯特 -Mom! -Kate.
我来了! I'm coming!
妈妈! 你要干什么? Mom! What are you doing?
你愣着干啥?快去拿救生艇! What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy!
快去拿救生艇啊兄弟! Get the dinghy, bro!
我再也不要和你分开了! I never want to be apart from you!
我再也不会让你离开了! I'll never let you go again!
莱昂纳多!
如果你这么做...
那就此结束!
你别再回来了!
我不管!
我爱她!
兄弟 我还从没真正这样做过
我将和你断绝关系!
我发誓!
那就这样吧!
你将被剥夺继承权!
你名下不会有一分钱!
分文不给?
什么都没有!
你将成为一个贫民!
等等!等等!
我们都别激动!
我们可以协商一下!
比如说我保留瑞士的账户?
不!
妈妈!爸爸他在干什么? Mom! What is he doing?
我不知道! I don't know!
我在协商! I'm negotiating!
凯特 快上来!你会溺水的 快点! Kate, get in here! You're gonna drown. Come on!
也别再想经营黑山的工厂!
里奥!
你的姐姐会接管它!
我受宠若惊 爸爸
不是你
我会把它交给索菲亚
你把你的弟弟遗弃了
你解雇我了?
你把我从这个家族里剔除了?
当然没有
我们将你调去负责我们的慈善事业
那些有怪味的 贫穷的小孩?
是的
你太迟钝了!
儿子 仔细听
亲爱的 你不上来吗? Honey, are you coming?
这是你最后的机会
那你能不能
每月给我点生活费
不能!
现在的情景和我想象的不一样 This is not how I envisioned this moment.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
只是绝大多数人从来都不会 It's just that most people don't actually
真的有在金钱和爱情之间选择的机会 have to choose between love and money.
这不容易 It's not easy.
那就给一笔行不行
不行!
简单了 我选你 It's easy. I choose you.
哦 里奥 你在放弃一大堆的东西 兄弟 Oye, Leo, you're giving up a lot, dude.
如果你需要几分钟想想 没人会怪你的 No one would begrudge you if you wanted to take a few minutes.
博比 你能别管这事了吗? Bobby, would you stay out of this?
啥?我只是想说 What? I'm just saying!
爱情会消退的 好吗?我的意思是 爱情很美好 Love fades, okay? I mean, it's wonderful.
但是当激情消退的时候 这个时候钱... But some of the excitement goes away. Now, money...
博比! 你给我闭嘴! Bobby! Shut the hell up!
-亲爱的你才闭嘴! -你闭嘴! -You shut up, babe! -Yeah! Shut the hell up!
凯特 听着 Kate, listen.
和你一起贫穷的日子比 My life was richer when I was poor with you
和我拥有全世界的钱的时候要富有的多 than when I had all the money in the world.
如果我再跳进水里一次 If I jump back in the water,
你能保证这回会亲我吗? Will you promise to kiss me this time?
我会的 Yes.
先生 你想收留我吗? Sir, do you want to adopt me?
加油 凯特! Go, Kate!
天啊 Ay.
一个失忆的富豪 A rich guy with amnesia,
一个慷慨的贫穷女孩 a big-hearted poor girl,
一个不支持的父亲 一个邪恶的姐姐 a disapproving father, an evil sister...
现实生活比浪漫电视剧还要精彩 Real life is better than a telenovela.
妈妈好棒! Go, Mom!
午餐准备好了! Lunches are done!
博比五分钟内会来接我 Bobby's picking me up in five.
好的 你确定今天你能接孩子们放学吗? All right. You sure you can pick up the girls from school today?
-嗯 啊 -我去开 -Uh, yeah. -I got it.
埃米莉 告诉他我马上过去 Emily, tell him I'm coming.
我能 Yes.
然后我会载奥利维亚去橄榄球训练 Then I'll drop Olivia at football practice,
但是得由你来负责接她 but you have to pick her up.
-科林? -又见面了 -Colin? -Hello again.
天啊怎么回事? What on Earth?
嘿 过来 Hey, come here.
你怎么过来了? What are you doing here?
我还以为你会在人才市场 I was hoping you might be in the market
想要找一个被强烈推荐的一流的苏格兰保姆 for a top-notch, Scottish nanny with excellent references.
你知道我超爱那样 You know I'd love that
但是我们完全付不起你的工资 but there's no way we can afford you.
其实你能 先生 Well, in fact you can, sir.
索非亚用游艇把我送回来 Sofia sent me back with the yacht.
她是想让我提醒你 She wanted to remind you
这曾是一个来自父亲的生日礼物 It was a birthday present from your father.
文书上的名字是你 这还是你的游艇 The deed is in your name. It's still yours.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你的意思是我是可以把它卖了? You mean I can sell it?
这肯定是一大笔钱 It must be worth a fortune.
至少六千万 Over 60 million.
比索?【墨西哥货币单位】 Pesos?
噢 不是的 夫人 是美元 God, no, ma'am. Dollars.
以挪威皇家海军赋予我的权利 By the power invested in me by the Royal Norwegian Navy,
我宣布你们现在结为夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
你可以亲吻新娘了 You may kiss the bride.
啊妈妈! Go, Mom!
爸爸! Go, Dad!
好了 Okay.
在我为这对幸福的夫妻祝词之前 Before I toast the happy couple,
请允许我先澄清一些误会 let me just dispel a few rumors
最近总是被提起 that have been floating around
关于我被戴绿帽子了 about me being cheated on.
从来没发生过 好吗? 以前没有 以后也没有 Never happened. Okay? Not once, not ever.
有太多的话我想说了 There's just so much I wanna say.
但是我不是个诗人 But I'm not a poet.
我无法用语言表达 I don't have words.
但我可以用音乐 I have music.
我为莱昂纳多感到非常高兴 I'm very happy for Leonardo.
你为莱昂纳多感到非常高兴 You are very happy for Leonardo.
她为莱昂纳多感到非常高兴 She is very happy for Leonardo.
我很抱歉我没有办法现场祝贺你们 I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate with you.
但是我现在在菲律宾 But I'm here in the Philippines,
作为黑山共和国的儿童教育计划的先锋人员 spearheading the Montenegros' Children's Education Initiative,
而且 哦 我在这一直帮助这些孩子 and, oh, I've been here helping these kids
过上更快乐 更美好的生活 他们超级喜欢我的 have a happier, better life, and they adore me.
-是不是? -没 -Right? -No.
当我们认识的时候 When we first met,
我是个接球手 I was the catch. Okay?
我是足球队的 I was the football player.
我是个四分卫 好吧? I was the quarterback, all right?
她甚至连个啦啦队员都不是 She didn't even make cheerleader.
她是喝彩的人 She was on the spirit squad.
当我看着里奥... When I look at Leo...
当我看着凯特... When I look at Kate...
当我看着他们在一起... When I look at Leo and Kate...
这是维托柯里昂的名言 The words of Vito Corleone. 维托柯里昂是电影教父中的人物
一个聪明的男人 一个男人拥有智慧 A wise man. A man of intelligence.
没错 他杀了很多人 Sure, he killed many people.
但总是为了工作...从不为娱乐 But always for work... never for pleasure.
现在 我是在后台 Right now, I'm backstage
在金色池塘退休之家 at the Golden Pond Retirement Home,
秀才刚刚落幕五分钟 about five minutes from curtain.
Hodel是主角17岁的女儿 我扮演 屋顶上的小提琴手 里的霍德尔 I'm playing Hodel in Fiddler on the Roof.
我认为现在非常适合讨论下零花钱的问题 And I thought now was a good time to talk about allowance.
当你为了娱乐而刺伤他人... When you stab somebody for pleasure...
你裁断了他的五脏六腑 you cut out his intestines and guts.
里奥爸爸会做我吃过的最好吃的意大利面 ? ? Leo has the best spaghetti I ever tasted
我这辈子从来没有在一个婚礼上 I have never in all my puff been at a wedding
一个有着免费酒吧的婚礼 where there's been a free bar.
一般来说 他们最后会考虑账单的问题 Usually, at the end, they tries to settle up the bill.
他们会说"噢不 我没带钱" And they're, "Oh, no, I didn't have it."
"我有的只有啤酒 你这个" "I only had beer, you"
婚礼上总是会有个 There's always a at a wedding.
莱奥纳多 Leonardo.
你仍然被剥夺继承权 You're still disinherited.
但我仍会将游艇买走 But I'm still going to buy the yacht.
不是为了你 Not for you.
是为了我美丽的孙女们 For my beautiful granddaughters.
他们值得整个世界 They deserve the world.
博比让我读一个准备好的声明 Bobby has asked me to read a prepared statement.
"我从来没有背叛过的我丈夫 "I never cheated on my husband.
我永远不会 I never would.
任何一个女人都不会" No woman ever would."
你剥离皮肤和肉 ..you peel back the skin and muscle.
你取出五脏六腑 You take out the guts... the intestines...
胰腺...肾脏和... the pancreas... the kidneys and...
无论如何 祝福这对新人 Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple.
-哇!-干杯 -Mwah! -Cheers.
-嗯 -Mmm.
-啊 -Ah!
-哇吼! -Whoo!