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協調: 影子
翻譯: Morning 貓唄愛歌詞
翻譯: 軒一一 波特妹子
翻譯: 22跳千 UUUUU
翻譯: 雷丘討厭歌詞
校對: 影子
龍虎少年隊 前情提要
你就是個呆子 You're a fucking nerd.
孩子 你真幸運 居然畢業了 Boy, you lucky you even graduating.
- 媽的! - 哦! - Fuck! - Oh!
- 你很擅長這個嗎? - 對 - You're good at this, huh? - Yeah.
- 你真的很擅長這個 - 對 - You're really good at this. - Yeah.
你想交個朋友嗎? Hey, you want to be friends?
你的槍沒上膛 對嗎? Yours isn't loaded, right?
- 摸一下 - 我很怕 - Just touch it. - I'm scared.
摸一下 Just touch it.
- 認真點 - 好了 好了 好了 - Seriously. - All right, all right, all right.
你替我擋了一槍 哥們 You took a bullet for me, man.
你打中我的雞雞了! You shot me in the dick!
呦吼 小混蛋! Boom, motherfuckers!
你們倆混蛋要上大學了! You two sons of bitches are going to college!
龍虎少年隊2
"陰"代表著緩慢 柔軟 被動 Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive
常將水和女性與之聯繫 and is associated with water and femininity.
而"陽"則相反 代表的是快速 堅硬 以及... While, Yang, by contrast, is fast and solid and...
哥們 這真扯淡 Man, this is bs.
我以為我們上的是真正的大學 不是網絡大學 I thought we were going to actual college, not online college.
認真聽講座裡的暗號 Listening for coded messages in lectures.
你在說什麼? What are you talking about?
看看周圍 Look around.
這是我們的城市 This is our city.
我們上大學為了什麼? What do we want to be in college for?
你說得對 You're right.
不離不棄 Partners for life.
在新城港口 潮汐在上午十點半到來 At Metro city port, the tide comes in at 10:30 A.M.
然後它會退回大海 Then it will return to the sea.
新城港口 一小時後 Metro port. One hour.
行動吧 let's do this.
# 為何拒絕 # # Turn down for what #
想不到吧 多了兩個武裝人員 Surprise. There's two more arms.
# 為何拒絕 # # Turn down for what #
- 該死! 那是老鬼 - 老鬼? - Shit! That's the ghost. - The ghost?
喬斯特·尼爾森 Joste Nillsen,
新城最大的走私販 biggest trafficker of illegal goods in Metro city.
他勾結了一個墨西哥幫派 He teamed up with a Mexican cartel
現在他們正要從港口把貨運出 and they're running all this shit through the port.
我們到底要買的是什麼? What the hell are we supposed to be buying?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 你在幹什麼? - 哈? - What are you doing? - Huh?
我得到的新身份是個殺手 I got a new identity that's gonna be killer.
我會引導你 這樣身份就合理了 I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.
好吧 Okay.
我需要你即興表演 好嗎? I'm gonna need you to improvise. Okay?
我不想即興表演 I don't want to improvise.
我需要你即興表演 I'm gonna need you to improvise.
我討厭即興表演 我不想做這個 I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.
在我進入角色的時候 我需要絕對的安靜 I need absolute silence while I fall into character.
你能不能讓我先... Can you give me a head start on...
我需要絕對的... 我需要絕對的安靜 I need absolute... I need absolute silence.
- 你能不能... - 保持安靜 - Can you please... - Absolute silence.
你現在是認真的嗎? Are you fucking serious right now?
好了 我討厭遲到的人 All right. I hate people who are late.
我們要驗貨 We're trying to see that product.
見鬼! Shit!
呦 打瞌睡的! 你好嗎 兄弟? Yo, sleepy! What's up, homie?
你認識我侄子吧 可憐的孩子 You know my cousin, sad boy.
我覺得你找錯人了 兩位 I think you got the wrong guy, homes.
別扯淡 小子! 你沒睡醒吧! Oh, that's bullshit, man! You sleepy!
"Everyone say in the Barrio, "每個人在巴裡奧都會說
美國城鎮中說西班牙語居民集居的貧民區
打瞌睡的 他就像墨西哥金剛狼"之類的 sleepy, he's like the Mexican Wolverine" and shit.
我的這位朋友 他想驗貨 Hey, my partner here, he want to see the product.
他怎麼不說話? Why ain't he talking?
我叫傑夫 My name is Jeff.
他就是傑夫 老兄 That's Jeffe, man.
跟他們說說小老鼠的成年禮 Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man.
說說你們的瘋狂冒險 Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had.
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
別這樣 你昨晚還在講故事 Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night,
你講了很多細節啊! you had so much detail!
細節太精彩了! 真是太精彩了! The detail was so rich! It was rich detail!
快講點極為生動的故事細節 Go into incredibly descriptive details
這樣我們就懂了 of the story, so we all know.
哦 沒錯 Oh, yes.
講的是朵拉 迪亞哥 It was Dora and Diego
還有小狐狸 and Swiper.
一款冒險遊戲的人物
小狐狸? Swiper?
讓你噎著的是誰? Who was that you choked out, man?
他馬上就說了! 是誰? He had it coming! Who was that?
布茨 Boots.
不是 不是布茨! 布茨不是真名! No, man, that wasn't Boots! Boots isn't a real name!
你要跟他們說實話 哥們 You got to tell them the real story, man.
從頭開始 Start over from the top.
那是假名 That's a made-up name.
我真不敢相信現在還要對付這樣的不良少年 I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.
真讓我懷念九十年代 It really makes me miss the '90s,
那時我們面對的都是專家 when we had professionals around.
你想要驗貨? You want to check out the goods?
檢查一下 Check it out.
然後閉嘴 好嗎? And shut up. Right?
你在哪兒找的這個外國佬? Where'd you find this gringo, man?
蒙福之子樂團的音樂會之類的鬼地方找的? At the fucking Mumford & Sons Concert and shit?
英國民謠搖滾樂隊
什麼來的? 槍? 毒品? What is it? Guns? Drugs?
不! 不要! No! No!
哥們! 這太噁心了! Dude! It's gross!
它把墨汁射到我嘴裡了! It's inking in my mouth!
我來弄掉它 I'll get it off.
它的觸手吸住我了! Its tentacle is eating me!
它力氣太大了! 它真的吸住了 哥們 It's so strong! It's really on there, man.
它在咬我的臉! It's biting my face!
媽的! Shit!
真是不出所料 裡面裝的是黑市的珍稀動物 Black market exotic animals, just like we expected to be in there.
口音不見了 對吧? The accents are gone, huh?
幹掉他們 夥計 他們是警察 Take them out, guys. They're cops.
- 怎麼回事? - 不知道 我們好像在動 - What was that? - I don't know! I think we're moving.
我們肯定在動! We're definitely moving!
這裡有可惡的鳥和屎一樣的東西! There's fucking birds and shit in here!
真的是屎! There's actual shit!
搞什麼啊? What the fuck?
這裡他媽有條龍! There's a fucking dragon in here!
見鬼! Shit!
那是什麼? What was that?
哥們 那是我們的車 Dude, that was our car.
我們在車裡有那麼多回憶! We shared so much in that car!
沖這個 我也要朝他們臉上開槍! 那可是我們的車! I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car!
你在做什麼? What are you doing?
別在卡車上扮演"少年狼人"(美劇)! Don't Teen Wolf on the truck!
別把我一個人留在這裡! Don't leave me here alone!
那就上來! Then get up here!
我上不去! I can't do that!
那就從別的地方爬上來 快點 爬上來 Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around.
我們走 快點 哥們 你可以的 Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it.
這太可怕了! This is so scary!
開槍打他! Shoot him!
別把我留在這兒! Don't leave me out here!
- 沒子彈了 - 你個白癡! - I'm all out. - You stupid moron!
就是這樣 上來 That's it. Come on.
- 媽的快上來 快點 - 媽的! - Fucking get up here. Come on. - Fuck!
- 好了 你沒事吧? - 沒事! - All right, you good? - Yeah!
- 你現在只要走就行了 好嗎? - 好 - All you got to do is walk now, okay? - Okay.
媽的! Shit!
你他媽的在幹嘛? 上來! What the fuck are you doing? Get up here!
上不去! I can't!
好吧 我想我只好拖著你了 All right, fine, I guess I'll just drag you.
我會死的! I'm gonna die!
你不會死的 只要你上來! You're not gonna die. Just get the fuck up here!
把你自己拉上來 Pull yourself up here.
用腦子想想! Use your core!
你可以的 你可以的 上來 上來 耶! You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah!
好了 你現在能自己站著嗎? All right. Think you can stand on your own now?
可以! Yes!
我覺得我們拜託他們了 I think we lost them.
媽的! Shit!
他簡直就是"終結者"! He's the fucking Terminator!
這太危險了! That's fucking dangerous!
你們被捕了! You are under arrest!
靠邊停車! Pull the truck over!
我說馬上靠邊停車! I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!
你欠我輛車 You owe me a car,
最好賠我輛蘭博基尼 賤人! and it'd better be a fucking lamborghini, you bitch!
我做到啦! I did it!
你們有權保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
該死! Oh, shit!
天啊! Holy Moses!
媽的 Shit.
怎麼回事? What happened?
我想他們逃走了 I think they got away.
那是唇印嗎? Is that a hickey?
哦 這真的是章魚惹的禍 Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident.
我本來是打開一個集裝箱 結果章魚撲到我臉上 I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face.
顯然 它們有很多很多只手 Apparently, they have many, many arms.
他們有八個觸手 They have eight tentacles.
是的 而且... Yes, and...
聽著 兩位 Look, ladies,
你們第一次來的時候 沒有人相信龍虎少年隊會重出江湖 nobody gave a shit about the Jump Street reboot when you first came on.
稍微有點腦子的人 包括我自己 Anyone with half a brain, myself included,
都認為肯定會失敗 thought it was destined to fail spectacularly.
但你們很幸運 But you got lucky.
所以現在部門投資了 So now this department has invested
一大筆錢來保證龍虎少年隊繼續任務 a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going.
我們將他們的預算翻倍了 We've doubled their budget.
希望兩倍的支出能帶來兩倍的收益 As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit.
好像這就能管用 Like that's going to work.
是的 但局長深信這次慘敗的發生是因為 Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened
你們這次做的 並不是和第一次一樣的 because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing
學生臥底 you did the first time.
她還不明白再來一次 She doesn't get that it's always worse
往往更為糟糕 the second time around.
你們將回到以前的角色 You settle into worn-out roles.
一個佔有一切 另一個逃之夭夭 One gets possessive, the other runs away.
你們將開始一次緩慢而痛苦的解體 You begin a slow, painful unraveling,
因為以前所有美好的事物 as all the good things that came before
都被悲傷壓縮機毀於一旦 begin to be crushed by the trash compactor of sadness.
聽起來不像是我們 我... That doesn't sound like us. I mean...
我要離婚了 I'm getting a divorce.
我們不想再來一次 We don't want to do the same thing.
我們要衝破束縛 We want to burst through our ceiling.
然後你講遇到另一個束縛 And you're gonna find another ceiling
然後你得衝破那個束縛 and you got to bust through that one,
就這麼不斷地衝破種種束縛 and you just got to keep hammering ceilings.
好了 夠了 Okay, okay, okay.
要是我們真的進了秘密特工處 What if we actually went into the Secret Service
然後保護白宮呢? and, like, tried to protect the White House?
- 我覺得... - 我認為這不可能 - I think... - I don't think that would work.
我得請你們閉嘴 I'm going to ask you to stop talking.
我覺得那是個超好的主意 I thought it was a pretty good idea.
就做和上次一樣的任務 這樣大家都高興 Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.
真不敢相信韓國人會把教堂買回去 I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back.
對 好消息是在街對面 Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger
有個更大的廢棄教堂 abandoned church directly across the street.
- 沒錯 這很方便 - 對 很方便 - Yeah. That's convenient. - Yes, it is convenient.
明年 我們很可能就會回到街對面 Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street.
一步之遙 Just next door.
我們還是不要高估自己 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
我們沒有高估自己 We're not ahead of ourselves.
我們倆就只有一步之遙 We're right next to each other.
這太棒了 一眼就看得出比街對面貴得多 This is awesome. Like, way more expensive for no reason.
看迪克森的辦公室 Look at Dickson's office.
看上去像個巨大的冰塊 Looks like a giant cube of ice.
你倆混蛋現在又是龍虎少年隊了? How you bitches like jump street now?
嘿! Hey!
你們都看見這玩意兒了嗎? Y'all see this shit?
跳跳街22號是小意思 22 Jump Street is the lick.
而我得到加薪升職 And I got a big-ass raise
又來照顧你們倆貨了 to babysit you two fuckers again.
我自己設計的 我們有個意大利濃咖啡酒吧 Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar.
我想著擺個鯊魚缸在那裡 I'm thinking about a shark tank over there.
哦 我喜歡鯊魚 Ooh, I like sharks.
去他媽的跳跳街21號 去他媽的韓國耶穌 Fuck a 21 Jump Street, and fuck a Korean Jesus.
哇! 隊長 別這樣 韓國耶穌就在那兒呢 Whoa! Cap, come on, Korean Jesus is right there.
那是越南耶穌 That's Vietnamese Jesus.
這是越南教堂 See, this a Vietnamese church.
種族歧視 褻瀆神靈 都是狗屁 You racist, sacrilegious sack of shit.
看看 越南耶穌渾身上下都很牛掰 Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo.
我們還招收了笨蛋實習生 And we got some new dumb-ass interns.
- 嘿! 精神點! - 哈? - Hey, hey! Look alive! - Huh?
- 孩子們 - 呦 延科 - Boys. - Yo, Jenko.
嘿 施密特! Hey, Schmidt!
別玩了 Don't do that.
他們要做同樣的事情 就是這個 So, they want the same shit, so here we go.
同樣的身份 Same identities.
同樣的任務 Same assignment.
我們要回到高中? We're going back to high school?
你們倆看起來都有五十了 Your ass look like you about 50.
你們要去麥克尼斯州立大學 You're going to MC State.
我們真的要上大學了? We're going to college for real?
有人在那裡研製新毒品 Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug.
這是苯丙胺混合興奮劑 還混合了其它未知的東西 It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else.
"歪皮"? "Wipey"?
不是 你個笨蛋 "歪乏" No, you dumb motherfucker. "Whyphy."
意思是"努力工作? 是的 認真玩耍? 是的" Stands for "work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes."
現在 這些孩子拿著這東西 Now, these kids take this shit,
他們花四個小時專心學習 and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying,
然後他們就像1999年那樣瘋狂派對 and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
這是誰? Who's this?
那是辛西婭·沃特森 That's Cynthia Watson.
她曾經是麥克尼斯州立大學的學生 She was a student at MC State.
她吃了些"歪乏" She took some Whyphy,
把自己鎖在宿舍 got locked out of her dorm,
最終從房頂掉下來 ended up falling off the roof.
現在她已經死了 And now she's dead.
這是她在學校買的毒品 That's her buying drugs on campus.
那是毒販 And that's the dealer.
找到他 就能找到貨源 Find him and we find the supplier.
長官 我能不能這麼說 Sir, can I just say,
接手一宗黑人受害者的案子很令人興奮 it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim.
我的意思是 我們會更加用心 因為她是個黑人 I mean, we care so much more because she's black.
我覺得他想努力表達的是 I think what he's really trying to say
我們會同樣用心 is that we care equally.
我們的用心程度真的是一致的 It's a tie, really, how much we care.
呃... 不 不一樣 如果是白人 我是不會放在心上的 Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care.
白人毒販子死一個少一個才好 One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
為什麼你每次說話都讓我想吐? Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?
深入調查毒販 找出貨源 Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier.
你還好嗎? You all right?
還好 Yeah.
只是... It's just...
我是我的家族中第一個假裝上大學的人 I'm the first person in my family to pretend to go to college.
最重要的是我們一起上大學 Best part is we get to do it together.
你好嗎 大學? What's up, college?
- 你好嗎 兄弟? - 我們住322房 - What's up, bro? - We're 322.
高中拜拜 對吧? Fuck high school, right?
高中拜拜 Fuck high school.
好擠! Oh, so tight!
這太小了! Oh, this is so baller!
床... 該死 Beds... oh, shit.
笨蛋 那看上去像是精液 Oh, dope. That looks like cum.
是精液 真不錯 That's cum. Okay. All right.
床都還沒用就沾了精液 哥們 Already got cum on the mattress, dawg.
- 大學歡迎你 - 必須的 - Welcome to college. - Fuck, yeah.
彈出式儲物籃
淋浴用具盒
電熱爐
豆袋椅
襯衫!!!
提醒我們喝酒的可笑T恤 Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.
三個浴球
燻肉機
我媽媽給我的燻肉機 Some bacon machine that my mom got me.
我不明白它是怎麼用的 I do not understand how it works.
這個東西
棉簽
豆袋椅
羊毛毯 我在接下來的六個月內都不會洗它
這是真的 It's true.
超高科技警用設備 Super high-tech police gear.
預算全部用完 笨蛋 Carte blanche with the budget, motherfucker.
我反對那張海報 I'm going to veto that poster.
顯得太幼稚 It's a touch childish.
好 蘭博基尼怎麼會幼稚? Okay. What do lambos have to do with touching children?
蘭博基尼很低級 Lambos are lame.
我有選擇的權利 有件事我不能... I get one choice. I get one thing that I'm not...
我們必須一致 你知道我的意思嗎? We have to agree. You know what I mean?
你們好 同學 我們是住在你們對面的鄰居 What up, fellas? We're your across-the-hall neighbors.
哦 你們有兩個人 是雙胞胎呀 Oh, hey, there's two of you. You're twins.
你們好 哥們 What's up, man?
- 我們是楊兄弟 肯尼·楊 - 你好 - We're the Yangs, man. Kenny Yang. - What's up?
我叫基思·楊 Keith Yang.
- 你們好 - 你們好 - What's going on? - What's going on?
你說你們姓楊? Did you say the Yangs?
是的 老爸是中國人 Yeah, dad's Chinese, man.
我們媽媽不是中國的 她是黑人 Our mom's not Chinese. She's black.
正宗的黑人 Oh. She's like real black.
- 就像韋斯利·斯奈普斯那種黑 - 正是 - Like Wesley Snipes black. - Exactly.
我們也是親兄弟 We're brothers, too.
不 他沒扯犢子 他說真的 No. He's not kidding. He's serious.
真的? Oh, really?
是嗎? 你倆誰大? What? Like, one of you all older?
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
你們眼睛下面都有眼袋的皺紋了 Yeah, cause you got crow's feet under your eyes, man.
特別是你 You specifically.
我們都是正常大學生的年紀 We're actually just normal college age.
我的意思是 就算你老一點 那也沒事 I mean, even if you're a little older, that's cool, man,
因為這兒的妹子們都喜歡歲數大的 because, you know, girls here love older dudes.
說得對 That's true.
而且 這裡有那麼多辣妹等著你上 Plus, there's mad fuckable girls here.
等著你上呢 尤其是一放春假 Mad fuckable. Especially during spring break.
我喜歡春假 但是不得不說 I love spring break. But I do have to say,
我上過的妹子我自己都數不過來 I've fucked a thousand girls by now
而且 到頭來 and I don't know, at the end of the day,
你只是覺得你想要一些 you just kind of want something
真正讓人更有深度的東西 that's just a little deeper really.
是啊 讓你的蛋蛋更有深度 倒霉鬼 給我買可樂 Yeah, balls deeper. Jinx. Buy me a coke
我去 我們還是說的一樣的話 真是驚奇! Oh, snap, we're still saying the same thing. This is amazing!
胡蘿蔔 黑麵包 螢光棒 好哥們! Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins!
欲罷不能啊 老兄 真是屌爆了 That's dope, dude. That's so sick.
牛逼 我們也有兄弟感應 That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too.
- 準備好了? - 嗯 好了 - You ready? - Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
- 海盜! 回形針! - 嬰兒腳! 香蕉! - Pirates! Paper clips! - Baby feet! Bananas!
- 太陽! 憤怒! - 我不知道! 單詞! - Sun! Anger! - I don't know! Words!
- 流沙! - 鞋子! - Quicksand! - Shoes!
嚇尿你們! Boom!
還會說唱 夠酷 That's hip-hop, man. Awesome.
真棒 That's great.
會超好玩的 It's gonna be super fun.
是嗎? 和上次一樣 All right? Same as last time.
老兄 假如還是和上次一樣 Dude, if it's like last time,
你會玩得超爽 我的日子就慘了 you're gonna have an awesome time, and it's gonna suck for me.
不 你也會超爽的 No. You're gonna have an awesome time, too,
因為我保證會讓你爽到 because I'm gonna make sure of it.
你替我擋了顆子彈 You took a bullet for me.
是的 我擋了顆子彈 糟透了 但我還是會擋的 That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again.
不會的 輪到我了 我欠你一條命呢 No way. It's my turn. I owe you a life debt.
男女共用廁所 Co-ed bathrooms.
什麼? 我擦 What? Oh, shit.
只要我在這裡一天 I'm not gonna take a shit
我就一天不拉屎保持形象 the entire time I'm here.
我懂 I know.
嘿 你好啊 Hey. How you doing?
嘿 Hey.
- 你好 - 好啊 - What's up? - 'Sup?
發明臉書把我累壞了 Just exhausted from inventing Facebook
還有一些咱們這年紀人用的網站 or whatever website people our age use.
他們還在用書? They still have books?
我還以為他們都只用電腦了 I thought they just put the books inside the computers.
是的 我猜這幫小孩是把書堆起來藏後面亂搞 Yeah, I guess the kids just use the stacks to hide and have sex.
所以我們要上辛西婭所有的課和活動 So we'll go to all Cynthia's classes and activities,
到處問問有關毒品的事 ask around about the drug
找出毒販是誰 and find out who the dealer is.
是的 就像上次一樣 Yeah, it's just like last time.
絕對和上次一樣 Exactly like last time.
老兄 人類性學這門課裡 Dude, in Human Sexuality,
是要和人啪啪啪 do you get to fuck
還是要看別人啪啪啪? or do you just get to watch people fuck?
都不是 Neither.
那我他媽幹嘛要選這課? What the fuck am I taking it for, then?
很顯然 我們都曾聽說過這句話 Now, obviously, we've all heard this statement before,
"第一印象很重要" "First impressions are importent."
我要給你們留下第一印象 I've got a first impression for you.
噢 乃們都稀飯心理學咩? Oh, y'all like psychology?
崔西·摩根 Tracy Morgan.
有人嗎? Nobody?
努力工作 拚命玩耍 我說得對嗎? Work hard, play hard, am I right?
你要弄點"歪乏"? You looking for some Whyphy?
是啊 爽一下 Yeah, man, that'd be sick.
去警察局 Go to the police station,
走進去讓你隊長帶你去證據室 walk in and ask your captain to see the evidence room
因為你他媽是個緝毒警察 'cause you're a fucking narc.
你搞錯了 I think you're mistaken.
你不正帶著你的警章麼 You're literally wearing your badge.
你還真低頭看看 Did you really just check to see
自己有沒有帶警章? if you were wearing your badge?
這貨是他媽警察 This guy's a fucking cop.
我沒往下看 I didn't look down.
"等等 雅各布教授 歷史是發生在很久以前的事情吧?" "Wait, Professor Jacobs, doesn't history happen a long time ago?"
歷史發生在... Well, history happens...
這課真是爛透了 This class is such a gut.
嘿 你們玩橄欖球的? Hey, you guys play football?
不 實際上這是我的筆記本電腦 No, this is actually my laptop.
我現在在做筆記呢 Yeah, I'm taking notes right now.
開玩笑的 這就是顆橄欖球 I'm kidding. It's a football.
麥奎德先生? Mr. Mcquaid?
共價鍵 Covalent bonds.
毒品戰爭的結果是什麼? What has been the result of the war on drugs?
為什麼問我? 我又不是警察 Why would you ask me? I'm not a cop.
因為這是大學課堂 Because this is a college seminar,
大學課堂就是這樣的 and that's how college seminars work.
教授和學生談笑風生 Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student.
思想碰撞迸出火花 讓你們從中學到知識 Friction creates fire, and that leads to lessons learned.
現在要弄到毒品很困難的 Well, it's definitely harder to get drugs.
我只能這麼說 I can personally tell you that.
可卡因的平均價格 The average price of cocaine
在30年以來已經下降了70% has dropped 70 % in the last 30 years.
你的經銷商說不定賣了一堆狗屎給你 Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit.
麥奎德先生 大學是個美好的地方 Mr. Mcquaid, college is a wonderful place.
是一個讓你決定你人生之路的地方 This is where you get to decide who you actually are,
而不是你現在正在扮演的角色 instead of the person that you're clearly pretending to be right now,
順便說一句 任何人都可以看透你 which everyone sees through, by the way.
你要省問自己 "我應該保持現狀 You got to decide, "do I just keep doing the same thing,
還是選擇一條不同的路 or am I gonna choose a different path
然後質疑我的信仰呢?" and question my convictions?"
我沒有前科 I don't have any prior convictions.
你說這些幹什麼? Why are you saying this stuff?
這就是我想要的 麥奎德先生! That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. Mcquaid!
我要你質疑我所說的 I want you to question what I'm saying.
這就是整個課程的基礎 This is the basis of this whole course,
這就是大學之美 and that's the beauty of college.
你可以隨心所欲的表達 You can say whatever you want.
你可以成為任何你想成為的人 You can be whatever you want.
我的意思是 我有終生職位 我可以說我想說的 I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want.
喬治·華盛頓是個黑人蕾絲 George Washington was a black lesbian.
埃菲爾鐵塔是個人造陰莖 The eiffel tower is made of dildos.
他們沒法炒了我 我堅不可摧 They can't fire me. I'm indestructible.
我上了我兩個學生 I'm sleeping with two of my students.
她和她 真的 Her and her. I actually am.
就像你以前做的那樣 Now, just like you did before,
我想要你隨心所欲地表達 I want you right now to say whatever you want.
說你想說的 Say whatever you want.
農夫山泉 Fieto.
"農夫山泉"不算個詞 但是我接受 "Fieto," not a word, but I'm gonna accept it.
你可以想幹什麼就幹什麼 麥奎德先生 You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr. Mcquaid.
唯一讓你這門課不及格的 The only way you can fail this class
就是不去真正的做你自己 is by not becoming who you truly are.
拜託你回我短信 Please respond to my text.
好的 現在又到了即興遊戲時間 Okay, we got time for just one more improv game.
這次 我們需要很多不同意見 For this one, we need a ton of different suggestions.
需要你們大家來在我們 So, we just need you guys to fill in the blank
造的句子裡填空 in a sentence that we're gonna set up.
所以 就像這樣 我很餓 我希望可以來一個... So it'll go like this. Oh, I'm so hungry, I wish I had a...
- 衛生棉! - 好的 但是最好是... - Tampon! - Okay, but we want...
最好是真實的食物 We want it to be actual food
這樣會讓我們的遊戲有意義 so that it, like, makes sense with the game.
這樣更好玩 我們再來一次 It's more fun that way. So, uh, let's try it one more time.
我要回家餵我的... Oh, I've got to get home so I can feed my...
丁丁! Boner!
怎麼樣? 我們來玩這個遊戲 好嗎? You know what? Let's just play the game, okay?
好了 那麼你會... All right, so what would you...
嘿 那個女生是我們心理課上的 Hey, that girl's in my psych class.
靠 辣妹 去和她說話 Damn, she's hot. Go talk to her.
你和我一起去 You come talk to her with me.
別和個死娘炮一樣 去和她說話 去 Stop being a pussy and go talk to her. Go.
好吧好吧 All right, all right.
舞台上的是... Coming to the stage, we got...
J·伯恩斯 暱稱... J. Bohnes, aka...
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
我想我們是一起上心理課的 I think we're in the same psych class.
哦 對 你好 Oh, yeah. Hi.
你好 Yeah.
"藥! 藥! 鈔票! 藥! "Pills! Pills! Bills! Pills!
鈔票! 和時代押韻的標誌 Bills! A sign of the times that rhymes
阿曼達·貝尼斯 Amanda Bynes
甩掉破爛安迪·瑟金斯 drop that raggedy Andy Serkis
和他的彎棒子..." circle jerkus..."
- 你們是那個搞即興遊戲的 對嗎? - 是的 - You guys are the improv guys, right? - Yeah.
挺酷的 That's cool.
你就是那個瞎扯淡的 You're the guy with the terrible suggestions.
- 是的是的 不客氣 - 好 - Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, man. - Yeah.
謝謝你們 嗯 下一個是J小姐 Thanks, guys. Um, lady J is gonna be up next for you.
辛西婭 那個去世的女孩 Cynthia, that girl who died,
她以前總來這對吧? she used to come here all the time, right?
嗯 Mmm.
這一首叫"乳暈" This piece is called areolas.
你認識她? Did you know her?
是的 她住在我對面 Yeah, she lived across the hall from me.
- 是嗎? - 你為什麼這麼關心她? - Yeah? - So why do you care so much?
我... 我正在寫一首... I'm... I'm writing a...
"貪婪的手!" "Greedy man hands!"
紀念她的說唱詩 A slam poem in her honor.
早期形式的 很早期那種 Early stages, very early stages.
- 真的? - 是的 是的 - Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah.
這樣是不是更好 Wouldn't it be better
把所有事情先計劃好 just to, like, plan the stuff out ahead of time,
然後在大眾前表達就不會尷尬的了 and then not say it in front of people and embarrass yourself?
那是一般人的做法 那是單口相聲 That's a thing that people do. That's stand-up comedy.
你們也許就該那樣 That's probably what you should do,
因為那樣搞笑 because that stuff's funny.
」我棕色的乳頭在哺乳時產出白色的奶水..." "My brown nipple will produce white milk during lactation..."
你覺得這詩怎麼樣? What do you think of this?
我覺得很有張力 I actually think it's really powerful.
你這想法好酷 That's cool that you said that,
那個女生一直在說些乳頭 翔什麼的 'cause I actually thought it was really powerful, too,
其實我也覺得很有張力 when the one girl was talking about her nips and shit.
好了 還有人願意和我們分享什麼嗎 Okay, does anybody have anything they want to share?
讓我們看看你的成果 Let's see what you got.
觀眾席裡還有詩人嗎? Any more poets in the audience?
- 我... 我是說 - 你真的寫詩? - I... I mean - Do you really do poetry?
寫的 會的 I do, and I will.
這裡有人想上 - 啥? - I got somebody. - What?
好了 有人要上了 其他人都放棄吧 Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys.
好吧 好吧 Yeah! Okay.
- 直接上去 - 好吧 - Just go up there. - All right, okay.
- 好 - 別緊張 - Okay. - No pressure.
- 你瞧好了 可好了 - 好耶! - You'll see, it's good. - Yeah!
嗯... Um...
這首詩才寫到一半 This is a work in progress.
所以 呃... So, uh...
"說唱詩! "Slam poetry!
歡呼吧! Yelling!
怒火! Angry!
揮起我的雙手! Waving my hands a lot!
對事具體觀點 Specific point of view on things
辛西婭! Cynthia!
辛西婭 Cynthia
耶穌因你之罪而死 Jesus died for our sin-thee-uhs
耶穌大叫 Jesus cried
逃婚新娘 runaway bride
茱莉亞·羅伯茨! Julia Roberts!
茱莉亞 蘿蔔 Julia rob
刺 hurts
辛西婭! Cynthia!
辛西婭 Cynthia
你屎了 你屎了 you're dead you are dead
你屎了" You're dead"
獻給已故的辛西婭 That's for Cynthia, who's dead.
哇哦! Whoo!
我一點頭緒都沒有 I don't have a single lead.
我有 我聽說可以隨時隨地再學校裡弄到"歪乏" I do. I hear you can get Whyphy on campus anywhere 24/7.
你覺得他們說的"歪乏"是指毒品 Do you think they mean Whyphy the drug
還是無線Wi-fi? or Wi-fi like the Internet?
什麼... What...
我靠 媽的 Fuck you, brain.
我們第一次是怎麼那麼容易就找到了毒販? How did we find the dealers so easy the first time?
他的電話號碼就在貼紙上 Well, his number was literally on a sticker.
那我們就去找這傢伙的貼紙 Well, let's go find this guy's sticker.
我覺得這傢伙應該沒有貼紙 I don't think this guy does stickers.
我們需要幫助 應該去問問專家 Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert.
喲 老兄 你打到了他的丁丁 老兄 Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude.
對了 我打到了他的丁丁 I got him in the dick. Yep.
"打到了他的丁丁" "Shot him in the dick."
這不是福星和福將嗎 如假包換啊 If it isn't Turner and Hooch, in the flesh.
我了個去 你身材不錯啊 Holy shit, you are looking fit.
嘿 你應該向他討教經驗 Hey, you should get some tips from this guy.
他看起來不錯 看那胸肌 He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles.
我絕對喜歡你這類型的 That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man.
- 你好 艾瑞克 - 嘿 - What's up, Eric? - Hey.
沃特斯先生 我們應該... Mr. Walters, we should, um...
是我 應該向你道歉... Or I should apologize for, uh...
把我的小弟弟給打掉了? For shooting my penis off?
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
別懺悔了 老兄 我完全自由了 Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally.
你知不知道他們給我裝了個小妹妹? You know they gave me a vagina?
超贊 你們要不要看? It's awesome. You guys want to see it?
- 不不不! - 不不不 - No, no, no, no! - No, no, no.
好吧 沒事 艾瑞克看過了 That's fine. All right. Eric's seen it.
艾瑞克可喜歡了 是不是 艾瑞克? Eric's been all up in that shit. Isn't that right, Eric?
你們倆必須讓我他媽的從這裡出去 You guys got to get me the fuck out of here.
嘿 你們猜怎麼著 Hey, guess what.
現在我是艾瑞克的媳婦 I'm Eric's bitch.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
是的! 我是! Yes! I am!
我是你的媳婦 I'm your bitch.
老天 對不起 親愛的 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, honey.
我不是故意的 你知道的對不對? I didn't mean that. You know that, right?
每次大姨媽以來我就變成小婊砸 I am such a bitch when aunt flo shows up.
流太多血了 太瘋狂了 It bleeds so much, it's crazy.
就像大壩閘門打開洩洪而出 It's like the elevator doors opening in the shining.
你那小妹妹他媽沒法用 Your vagina doesn't fucking work, man.
你昨晚可不是這麼說的 Worked for you last night.
很顯然你在逼艾瑞克承認你這段關係 You are so clearly forcing Eric into this relationship.
艾瑞克 我逼你了嗎? Eric, am I forcing you into anything?
- 逼了 - 看到沒? - Yes. - See?
聽著 我們被派去大學當臥底 Look, they sent us in undercover at a college
為了找出這個新型毒品的毒販 to find the dealer of this new synthetic,
但是沒人告訴我們一點線索 and no one will tell us anything.
因為你倆一看就像傻逼緝毒警察 對不對? That's 'cause you guys look like fucking narcs, all right?
大學生又不會和艾瑞克一樣蠢 College kids aren't dumb like Eric.
我本該去上加州大學的 I was supposed to go to Berkeley.
他們給了我們這張照片 Well, they gave us a picture, so we do have that.
那不就是你的線索嗎 混球! Well, that's your lead, motherfucker!
你不就該按著這個查嘛 That's what you start with.
我知道 但是我們看不到他的的臉 我們不知道這是誰 I know, but we can't see his face, so we don't know who it is.
"我們不知道這是誰 "We don't know who it is.
我是施密特 我不小心拉屎到褲子裡了" I'm Schmidt. My pants are filled with doody."
多像你 That's you.
這種語氣一點都不像我 That doesn't sound anything like me.
倒是有點像 You sort of sound like that.
一點都不像 That doesn't sound anything like me.
"一點都不像我" "That doesn't sound anything like me."
不是你就怪了 It's not not you.
艾瑞克! 閉起眼睛 猜猜現在是誰在說話 Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now.
那是施密特在犯賤呢 That's Schmidt being a little bitch.
這可不是個好印象 That's just not a good impression.
哇! Whoa!
幹得漂亮 超級偵探 Nice job, super sleuths.
你倆有沒有好好看看這傻逼照片? Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?
- 有啊 - 啊? - Yeah. - Huh?
這裡有個陰影 There's a reflection right here.
這混蛋有個紋身 Your fucking guy's got a tattoo.
只要找到這個紋身 就找到這人了 Find the tattoo, find the dealer.
哥們 我真沒印象了 我給好多喝斷片的小孩都紋過這樣的紋身 Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids.
你對這個白癡圖案還有印象嗎? Do you remember that stupid tattoo?
火箭炮? A bazooka?
我好像給一個玩橄欖球的紋過 Think I might have did it on a football player.
那人搞了個紅色的莫霍克頭 記不太清了 Guy with a red mohawk. I don't know.
他們在我看來都是一路貨色 They all start to look the same to me.
我想我已經知道他說的到底是誰了 I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
我靠! Fuck you!
靠 你個傻逼! Fuck you, you little walk-on fuck!
穿著這種鬼東西我根本跑不起來 I can't, like, move around in these things.
天啊 我愛死有菜鳥入隊的日子了! God, I love walk-on day!
太他媽對了 Fuck, yeah.
這可不是個拿棉簽掏耳朵的好時候 That's a weird time to be q-tipping.
你們都他媽弱爆了! You're all fucking pussies!
- 帥哥 我們根本不用這麼做 - 啥? - Dude, you don't have to do this. - What?
我只是不想讓你受傷 我沒打算... I just don't want you to get hurt. I'm not gonna get...
哦 Whoops.
- 靠 - 哇 - Shit. - Whoa.
哥們 真不好意思 Dude, I am so sorry.
沒事 兄弟 別擔心 It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man.
- 你確定? - 沒事... 啊 - Are you sure? - All right... Yeah. Ow.
沒事 我來撿 Shit. I got it.
不不不 我來撿 我來撿 Okay, I got it, I got it.
哦! 沒關係的 Ow! That's fine.
- 我來撿 - 不不不 還是讓我撿 讓我撿 - I'll get it. - No, no, let me get it, let me get it.
不 我來撿 讓我來撿吧 不 讓我來撿 No, I got it. Let me just get it. No, let me get it.
我撿我撿 咱們... I got it, I got it. Let's just...
哥們 不好意思 我把棉簽掉進你的三明治裡面了 Dude, I'm sorry. I got my q-tip in your meat, bro.
不 哥們 應該是我的... 三明治裡的肉弄髒你的棉簽了 No, man, I got my... I got my meat in your q-tip.
看起來就像個新品種的三明治 It's like a whole new type of sandwich.
唔 就像 棉簽肉 Like, a meat q-tip.
"棒子肉"那樣 Like a meat-qute.
真有意思 That's funny.
嘿 你們誰想來試試這種三明治? Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich?
這可是一款棒子肉三明治 It's a meat-qute sandwich.
我和這哥們做了個棒子肉 Me and this guy are having a meat-qute.
哥們 你真幽默 叫什麼名字啊? You're hilarious, dude. What's your name?
布拉德 啊不... 對 布拉德 Brad. Wait... Brad.
沒錯 就是布拉德 Uh, yeah, yeah, it's Brad.
- 我是祖克 - 很高興認識你 祖克 - I'm Zook. - Nice to meet you. Zook.
很高興認識你啊哥們兒 Nice to meet you, too, man.
藍方20號! Blue 20!
開始 沖! Set, hut!
現在還喜歡菜鳥日嗎? You love walk-on day now?
胳膊還好嗎? 要不要把護腕取下來? Your arm all right? You want to take that sleeve off?
不用 我很好 No, I'm good.
臥槽 哥們 剛才那一下酷斃了 Dude, holy shit, bro. Great fucking catch, dude.
下次你看到安全線離我那麼遠的時候 就早點傳球給我 If you see that safety line up that deep, though, hit me quicker.
好啊 我也不知道你腳下踩著風火輪啊 哥們 Oh, yeah, I didn't know you had wheels like that, bro.
有點兒意思 他是我兄弟 所以... It's funny, 'cause he's my brother. So...
唔... Um...
嘿 你知不知道 我們在澤塔有一個挺刺激的聚會 Hey, uh, you know, we have this rush party at Zeta.
我覺得你可以過來一起玩兒 我可以介紹他們給你認識 But I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys.
嗯 我覺得挺有意思的 It'd be really fun, I think.
好 我們應該會去 Great. Yeah, maybe we will.
你們倆一起的? Are you guys, like, together?
嗯 他是我兄弟 Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro.
這還真是... 有趣 哥們 這真有趣 That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.
哦 Oh.
真的嗎? 哇哦 唔 好 Uh, really? Wow. Um, okay.
當然 你也可以一起來 當然沒問題 Yeah, man, sure. You, too, you can come, too.
我們會看情況的 We'll see what we can do.
還有 我之前提起過一些 Also, I said a bunch of stuff earlier
你沒意識到的事 那你... that you didn't acknowledge. So...
- 剛那一下真不錯 - 確實 酷斃了 - Great catch. - Cool, yeah.
- 回頭見 - 你就不打算提了? - See you then. - So you won't address that?
那傢伙到底什麼毛病? What the fuck's up with that guy?
我們現在最需要的就是和兄弟會的人盡量周旋 All we have to do now is rush the frat long enough
來確認那個羅斯特身上有沒有火箭炮紋身 to confirm that Rooster has that bazooka tattoo.
話說 哥們 你覺得你也去合適嗎? Look, man, do you think it's cool if you come?
我是說他好像只是在邀請我 'Cause, I mean, he kind of really just asked me.
我不想一開始 I just don't want to start off
就給這些傢伙留下不好的印象 on the wrong foot with this guy.
哥們 你在開玩笑吧 我們可是一直寸步不離的 Dude, you're tripping. We do everything together.
雖然我覺得你應該把你那項圈拿下來 You should lose the puka shells, though.
沒上過大學 很多事情都不一樣的 Things are different since you didn't go to college.
呦 布拉德! 怎麼樣 哥們? Yo, Brad! What's up, dude?
一樣誒 哥們 Same puka, dude.
你也有... 兄弟款啊 You got the same... Puka bros.
天啊! Holy shit!
你看看 從頭到腳 都是同款 Look at him, it's, like, all the same.
哥們 你也穿短褲? Dude, you wear pants, too?
啥? 哥們 還真是 What? Bros, man. Dude.
我就知道咱們很有緣 就像這樣 I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that.
對哈對哈 你倆怎麼不直接互相來一發 Yeah, why don't you guys just tie your dicks together
然後領證去 對吧 羅斯特? and get married, right, Rooster?
- 羅斯特 - 怎麼樣 哥們? - Rooster. - What's up, bro?
你看起來不錯啊 兄弟 You look good, man.
怎麼樣啊 羅斯特? What's up, Rooster?
- 你呢 哥們? - 鏈子不錯 - How you doing, man? - Digging the puka?
謝啦 我簡直不能相信... Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same...
你好嗎 羅斯特? How you doing, Rooster?
羅斯特去拿零食了 Rooster is getting some pop.
你要不也去那兒看看? Why don't you go check him out?
- 你喝嗨了嗎 哥們? - 是啊是啊 太嗨了 - You in the zone, bro? - In the fucking zone, dude.
嘿 你好嗎? Hey. What's up?
你呢? 我是羅斯特 What's up? I'm Rooster.
哦 不是 Oh, yeah, no.
咱們以前見過吧 We've met before.
真的? 我一點兒印象都沒有了 Oh, really? I don't remember that at all.
你一定長了張沒什麼特色的臉 You must just have a really plain face.
對啊 他們就叫我大眾臉 Yeah. They call me ol' plain face.
他們這麼叫你? They call you that?
你身上有沒有什麼紋身能讓我欣賞一下嗎? So, do you have any body art or, like, any ink I could see?
很少有人問我這個 That's a pretty random question.
算了 跟你聊天挺高興的 Hey, anyway, it was so nice chatting with you, man.
很高興認識你 哥們 Nice to meet you, man.
嘿 你想幹嘛? Yo, what the fuck, bro?
呦 哥們 你這是想幹嘛? Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
你認真的? 你... You serious right now? You...
你真是腦子有問題 You're being weird.
一直不太正常 You've been weird.
就好比 "我聽到了什麼?" It was just like, "what am I hearing?"
"在這一刻 我聽到了什麼?" "What am I hearing right now?"
然後那個巫師怎麼給你說的? And the psychic told you that?
哇塞 真是挺瘋狂的啊 哥們 Yo. That is so crazy, dude.
嘿 哥們 你想不想去房頂上看看? Hey, dude, you want to go see the roof?
當然想上去看看 哥們 Fuck yeah, I want to see the roof, dude.
來吧來吧 快點兒 一起來 Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on.
去房頂 去房頂 來吧 Come on to the roof, come on to the roof. Let's go.
加油 你可以啦 加油 加油! Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!
我真懷念這種攀巖的感覺 來吧 快點 I miss climbing so much. Come on, let's go. Come on.
好吧 呃... All right, uh...
再試試 One more time.
我還是回家吧 I'm just gonna go home.
我對跑酷一竅不通 所以... I don't know parkour, so...
好吧 All right.
嘿 瑪雅·安吉羅! Hey, Maya Angelou!
詩歌社 好吧 我知道了 Poetry, okay. I got it.
取笑我這個主修詩詞的人 Make fun of the poetry major.
所以 我猜你對未來 So, I guess you have no interest
找一份真正的工作毫無興趣 in having a real job in the future.
- 當然沒有 - 沒有 對吧? - Absolutely not. - No, right?
你呢? What about you?
唔 我是修美術學 Um, I'm an art major.
好吧 那麼你肯定不會談論任何未來規劃 因為... Okay. So you definitely cannot talk any shit, 'cause...
不成 我不行 No, I can't. I cannot.
你永遠也掙不著什麼錢 You're never gonna make any money.
我永遠也掙不到大錢 I'm never gonna make any money,
所以別告訴我爸媽 但是... so don't tell my parents, but...
我今晚去拜訪你父母的時候 When I talk to your parents tonight,
我保證我不會跟他們提這茬 I will not tell them about your major.
- 那就謝謝你啦 - 別客氣 - Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.
好吧好吧 美術學 All right, art major.
你對這個怎麼看? What do you think about that?
唔 我覺得吧 Um, I would say that
這兩部分 it's these two beings
相互依存又相互支撐 形成了一個完美的均衡 leaning up against each other in perfect balance.
如果其中一個倒下 另外一半也將很快不復存在 If one were to fall, they would just lose each other.
所以這個雕塑的主題是"支持" So it's just about support.
你就不能直接承認它們長得很像蛋蛋嗎? You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?
確實挺像的 That's exactly what it looks like.
那麼有沒有那麼一個人 一直支持著你? So, is there someone who supports you?
沒有 我屬於那種 No, I'm just one of those people
更喜歡獨處的人 that really likes to spend time with myself.
跟我說說吧 Tell me about it.
我喜歡一個人獨處 我好像最擅長獨處 I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it.
我喜歡這樣的感覺 你坐在房間裡 I just love when you're sitting there in a room,
那兒只有你 和你的種種想法 and you're just there with your thoughts,
然後你會想"上帝啊 我獨自一人" and you're like, "oh, my gosh, I'm alone.
"會不會有人愛我?" 諸如此類的 "Would anyone ever love me?" Or whatever.
還有就是 "我認不認識這麼一個人 And, like, "do I know anyone who would care
他會關心我是不是走出了房間? " if I just ever came out of this room or not?"
或者等等類似的 比如... Or whatever and, like...
我不知道 那種感覺很平和 我很喜歡 I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it.
嗯 Yeah.
唔 如果你今晚不想獨自一人 Well, if you don't want to be alone tonight,
我們可以一起去藝術樓那邊轉轉 we are gonna go hang out at the art building,
如果你願意的話 if you want to come.
當然 當然 Okay, okay.
肯定沒問題 Okay. Okay.
我曾經以為今晚會以一種令我意想不到的方式度過 I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect,
但是令我意想不到的是 今晚 but what I didn't expect was tonight would go
竟以這麼一種毫無新意的方式度過 in the exact way that you would expect.
- 你知道我啥意思吧? - 絕對地 - You know what I mean? - Totally.
你們經常在這兒聚會? So you guys hang out here a lot?
嗯 我是說 我們不喜歡兄弟會那些亂七八糟的事情 Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff.
我們比較喜歡坐在一起 喝點上好的紅酒 We like to sit around, just drink some good wine
再討論一些真正重要的事 and talk about some important stuff.
上床做愛啊什麼的 浪費一天是一天 Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day.
那是我最喜歡的兩件事 Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do.
你是個 唔 稍微差點火候的... You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of...
- 畢加索? - 畢加索 - Picasso? - Picasso.
真的? 我以前告訴過你 Right? I've been told that before.
你簡直有讀心術 You read my mind.
啥? What?
哦 這是辛西婭·沃特森的房間 Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
哦 Oh.
才兩點啊 我還以為很晚了 你想不想進來? It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in?
才兩點啊? 我一般兩點才吃晚飯 所以... It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so...
當然了 為什麼不呢? Sure, yeah, why not?
我能做到 我就是需要一個好的角度 I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle.
- 行了哥們 夠了 - 這傻逼門柱! - Dude, stop. - Stupid fucking goalpost!
不可能 你肯定做不到 It's impossible. You can't fucking do it.
每次獲勝以後 那些粉絲 The fans used to rush the field
經常衝到場地裡把門柱拔起來 after every win and tear down the goalposts,
教練特別討厭這個 所以他把這些門柱都加固了 and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in.
他們仍然衝進場地裡 仍然試圖把門柱抱起來 They storm the field, and still do it,
但是他們只能到處亂蹦 but they just bounce around.
傻逼門柱 哥們! Fuck this goalpost, bro!
你們這些傢伙抓緊哦 You guys might want to hold on,
因為這東西快倒了 'cause this shit is coming down.
那是啥? 紋身 紋的是什麼? Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there?
哦哦 這個? 唔 Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm.
那是我高中的校隊 普蘭維尤紅鯡魚隊 It's my old high school team. The Plainview red herrings.
你看 它會游泳 Look at it swim.
我靠 啥? Shit. What?
靠 真是出人意料 Shit, that's a really outside-of-the-box
竟然是高中吉祥物 high school mascot.
坐穩啦 夥計們 Hold on, guys.
嘿 你今天怎麼沒來訓練? Hey, why don't you come to practice today?
我是說 你足夠資格進入球隊 I mean, you're obviously good enough to play on the team.
怎麼說呢 我不應該在這裡玩橄欖球的 Look, I'm not supposed to be here to play football.
什麼? What?
我就是來這裡做作業 I'm just here to do my assignments
然後抽身而去 就是這樣 and get out, that's it.
我是說 嗯 我知道學業很重要或者什麼的 I mean, yeah, school's important or whatever,
但我給你傳球的時候 but when I was throwing you those passes,
那種默契 就好像我一早就知道你的站位 it was like I knew where you were gonna be before you went there.
就像是我彷彿能看到這樣的畫面 You know, I had this, like, vision of me
我把球扔給你 哥們 throwing bullet tds to you, dude,
所有那些粉絲都沸騰了 大喊著... and then all these fans just started going, like...
"祖克! 麥奎德! 祖克! 麥奎德!" "Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid!"
他們持續不斷地歡呼吶喊 And they were chanting and chanting,
然後這該死的門柱就倒了 and then the goalposts came down.
哥們? Dude?
我也曾夢想過這麼一個畫面 我一直夢想著 I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
- 夥計 - 夥計 - Dude. - Dude.
- 哥們? - 哥們 - Bro? - Bro.
- 夥計 - 哥們 - Dude. - Bro.
夥計 Dude.
其實我們說不定真的可以 哥們 Like, well, we fucking can, bro.
只要你加入我們的隊伍 All you gotta do is join the team.
好啊 為什麼不呢? Yeah. Why not?
太好了! Yes!
太棒了 夥計 這太好了 Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude.
那是啥? What's that?
我的紋身 My tattoo.
嗯 快 看 Yeah, fuck, look.
看 這是我 祖克 Look, it's me, Zook.
在胳膊上紋了個火箭炮 知道我想表達什麼吧? Got a fucking bazooka for an arm. Know what I mean?
夥計 你願意加入我們隊伍 Dude, I'm so fucking pumped
實在是太讓我激動了 哥們 you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro.
嗯哼 Yep.
感覺如何? What's up with it?
感覺怎麼樣? How you doing?
感覺不錯 Hi. Good.
那個 呃... How was the, um...
我技術怎麼樣? How was the sex for you?
對我來說很不錯 簡直爽翻了 It was fun for me. It was a good time.
是啊 很好 Yeah, right.
我很享受 I enjoyed it.
是啊 Yeah.
這就是為什麼我不喝酒 This is why I don't drink.
哦 Oh.
嘿 你怎麼樣? Hey. How you doing?
我很好 I'm fine.
我的意思是 我沒有整晚聽你們的床戲 I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long.
做活塞運動 Thrusting and pumping.
好了 Okay.
我想有一瞬間你屁股都露出來了 I thought your hip popped out at one point.
我的意思是 嗯 就像 徹夜狂歡之後 I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games,
你醒來發現自己躺在一個四十多歲的所謂新生身邊 and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
我十九 所以... I'm 19, so...
你用了十九分鐘才高潮 Nineteen minutes late to pinnacle,
你是神遊去公園裡見老朋友了嗎? were you meeting your old friends in the park?
對啊 我就是這意思 Yeah, that's what I meant.
天啊 瑪雅 你看看他 Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him.
他還是那麼能幹 聽起來真讓人激動 He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring.
跟我們講講戰爭唄 隨便來一個 Tell us about the war, any one of them.
你簡直是我見過所有高潮的男人裡面最吵的一個 You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard.
聽起來就像一個三十歲的老頭子 It was, like, the sound of, like, a 30-year-old sprinkler
終於第一次在女人身上達到高潮一樣興奮 finally going off for the first time.
好吧 和你聊天真愉快 Okay, well, so lovely talking with you.
- 你真是位可愛的女士 - 哼 - You're a lovely person. - Hmm.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
天啊 Oh, my God.
她看起來不錯 She seems nice.
她太可怕了 She's horrible.
神吶 God.
她原本是辛西婭的室友 She was Cynthia's roommate,
我覺得她很可憐 所以我告訴她我們可以同住 and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
那麼... So...
你今天可能 So you probably have a bunch of stuff
有很多事要做 that you have to do today.
- 對吧? - 沒啥事 - Right? - No.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
聽著 我只是想讓你明白 Look, I just want you to know
我可不是那種"一夜歡愉然後一拍兩散"的小伙子 I'm not, like, a "hit it and quit it" type of fella.
我是這樣的 "一擊命中 I'm, like, a "hit it,
然後同時從身體和心情上持續追求"的這類人 所以... continue to hit it both physically and emotionally" kind of guy, so...
嘿 道格 你應該不會覺得這樣很奇怪吧? Hey, Doug, you're not gonna be weird about this, are you?
並不 No.
我是說 只談感情不做愛沒關係嗎? I mean, you're cool with just hooking up?
嗯 當然 我的意思是你能說出來正好 Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, I'm glad you said something.
因為我不知道如果我清醒著還會不會喜歡你 'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober.
不會 我知道的 而且吧 No, I know, and it's like,
這一點兒也不傷人 真的 沒事 that doesn't even hurt, like, at all.
好吧 那 呃... Okay, so, um...
我... 我先走了 一會兒給你短信 I'm gonna... I'm gonna split. I'll text you later.
我們做得很棒 你表現很好 Great, that was great sex. You're good at it.
我會給你短信的 三到五分鐘還是多久? And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something?
好吧 All right.
你他媽在搞什麼? What the fuck is this?
簡直瞎扯 This is bullshit.
你們倆又在學校亂搞了嗎? Are you two fucking around at school again?
喂 我們可是給你們開工資的 Hey, we got to pay for this shit.
- 給我拿出成果! - 不是這樣的 - We need results! - No, no, no.
你看 我們在非常積極地 Look, we are looking aggressively
找這個文身 for this very specific tattoo.
也有可能文身只是條死胡同 Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.
搞什麼? 一模一樣的案子! What the fuck? It's the same case!
就照原樣來 Do the same thing.
嚴格的說不是一樣的情況 Well, it's not exactly the same case, 'cause
我們當中一個昨晚有艷遇了 one of us got laid last night.
施密特? Schmidt?
噓 Shh.
別吵醒我的雞雞 Don't wake up my dick.
徹夜工作 還沒合過眼呢 Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep.
我去 Damn.
用得傳教士的姿勢 We're talking missionary.
傳教士的姿勢哦 We're talking missionary.
我在上面她在下面躺著哦 We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
她很聰明 藝術專業 She's smart, she's an art major.
不可能聰明到哪去 她可是學藝術的 She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major.
拜託 Come on.
我得跟你擊個掌 施密特 I will give you some daps, Schmidt.
必須得擊個掌啊 哥們! Give me some motherfucking daps, man!
過來 擊掌 Come on, give me some.
- 擊個掌 - 來吧! - Give me some. - Come on!
人類性行為課真是讓我大開眼界 My human sexuality class is blowing my mind.
你知道我高中說過反同言論嗎? Did you know I used gay slurs in high school?
知道 衝我說的 Yes, directed at me.
兄弟 非常抱歉當時不懂基情 Dude, I am so sorry for being a homophone.
我們能談談你今天的反常行為嗎? Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with dickson?
聽著 我認為文身不是你想的那樣 Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means.
我是說 據我們所知 很多人都可能有那個文身 I mean, for all we know, a lot of people could have that tattoo.
這個文身? 這個極其特別的文身? This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo?
隨便說一個 Name one other person who has this.
首先 祖克就有 For starters, Zook has it.
- 祖克有這個文身? - 它好像很流行啊 - Zook has the tattoo? - I think it's pretty popular.
搞什麼啊? 我們找這個文身多少天了! What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days!
你知道這意味著祖克就是毒販吧? Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer?
我真心想讓你們接觸一下 I really want you guys to hang out.
我們接觸過了 他完全無視我 We have hung out. He's completely ignored me.
抱歉 但我們必須調查你的新基友 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff.
我們要全方位安裝攝像頭 We're gonna put cameras everywhere,
然後監視他到底在幹嘛 and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing.
我們不能大搖大擺地進澤塔 We can't just walk into Zeta house
然後安裝一堆攝像頭好嗎? and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay?
那裡到處都是人 There's dudes there everywhere.
你的計劃蠢透了 抱歉 All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry.
- 我的計劃蠢? 有意思 - 什麼... 好了 - My plan is stupid? That's interesting. - What... okay.
我真是受夠了 I'm, like, basically done
一直看你瞎搞了 fucking watching your shit all the fucking time.
你說得沒錯 我是他媽蠢透了 Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah.
沒錯 是夠蠢的 Oh, that's really fucking stupid.
天啊 這麼不同肯定很艱難吧 Man, it must be hard being so different.
我們完全同步 所以事情好辦多了 We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier.
兩位 能給我們點私人空間嗎? Guys, can you just give us some space?
我們正在討論重要的事 We're really trying to figure something out,
不能分心 好嗎? and we need to focus, okay?
你分不了心的 哥們 You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man.
對啊 那些脆餅乾裡面有強效"歪乏" Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad Whyphy in them.
我們給整個宿舍樓的人弄了一批 We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
我都吃了六塊了 I've eaten six of these.
- 那你注意力肯定超級集中 - 超級集中 - Then you're gonna be real focused. - Be real focused.
大概四個小時後 你就會夢遊仙境了 In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.
沒事的 你會沒事的 兄弟 You're fine. You're gonna be all right, man.
誰賣給你們"歪乏"的? Who sold you Whyphy?
沒人賣給我們 Nobody sold it to us.
是啊 辛西婭給了我們好多 Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load,
作為交換 我們幫她寫邏輯課論文 and in exchange, we wrote her logic paper for her.
好吧 兩位 我們待會見 All right. All right, man, we'll see you guys later.
吃得開心 Enjoy the food.
或許這是好事 Maybe this is a good thing.
讓我們利用這注意力想出一個進入祖克家的方法 let's use that focus to figure out a way to get into Zook's house.
- 你有感覺嗎? - 沒有 你呢? - You feel anything? - No. Do you feel anything?
沒有 但我非常能承受... No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
我精力好充沛 I'm so focused.
我也好充沛 I'm so focused, too.
你沒必要趴我身上 You don't have to be on top of me.
不 有必要 Yes, I do.
- 為什麼? - 偽裝 - Why? - Camouflage.
走 Go.
我們走 Let's go.
不可能 No fucking way.
好吧 所以不行? 戴恩呢? 好吧 Okay, so no? Dane? All right.
淘汰 Out, all right.
- 正中靶心 - 漂亮 - Bull's-eye. - Bingo.
這頭盔有點衰啊 That helmet looks kind of lame.
你知道什麼不衰嗎? You know what's not lame?
安全第一 Safety.
你幹嘛呢? What are you doing?
切玻璃啊 I'm cutting glass.
那是激光筆 It's a laser pointer.
- 切不了玻璃 - 啥? - It can't cut glass. - What?
一點也不好玩 That's no fun at all.
- 我好專心 - 動手吧 - I'm so focused. - Let's do this.
- 再給我一個 - 我沒攝像頭了 - Give me another. - I don't have any more cameras.
- 你沒必要鑽這麼孔 - 好吧 - You don't need to drill so many holes. - Yeah, okay.
好 這個孔太完美了 你可以裝這裡 Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one.
我這裡沒攝像頭了 我都說五遍了 I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
好吧 這是最後一個 All right. Okay. That's the last of 'em.
見證祖克是毒販的時刻到了 Time to prove that Zook's the dealer.
或者不是毒販 Or not the dealer.
下一個是布拉德·麥奎德 Next up is Brad McQuaid.
- 行嗎? - 行 - Right? - Yes.
好棒! Yes!
很明顯 對吧? 我是說 這個傢伙... Obviously, right? I mean, the guy's...
這傢伙簡直空前絕後 說實話啊各位 The guy's all-time. You guys, let's be honest.
真的 他能用眼珠開啤酒罐 I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs.
他們真是太好了 That's so sweet of them.
所以布拉德... 可以 So Brad... Brad's in.
- 道格·麥奎德呢 - 不行! - Uh, Doug McQuaid. - No!
他就是個傻帽! He's a bag of dicks!
他是麥奎德的兄弟 He's Brad's brother.
跟他的小尾巴似的 He follows him around everywhere,
我想不拉道格 就拉不了布拉德 so I doubt we get Brad without Doug.
才不是呢 我可是有正經女朋友的 That's not true. I have a serious girlfriend.
- 哥們 我對這傢伙有不祥之感 - 為什麼? - I got a bad feeling about this guy, dude. - Why? Why?
我跟他聊過一會兒 I was talking to him for a second.
他就是個大嘴巴好嗎? He's got a big mouth, okay?
我覺得他會壞了我們的大事 I feel like he could fuck this whole thing up for us.
看到沒 是你搞砸了 你話太多了 See, you're fucking this up. You talk way too much.
那傢伙無公害 兄弟 看看他 多好的人啊 That guy is harmless, dude. Look at him, he's nice.
看起來就像三十歲的初二學生 He looks like a 30-year-old eighth grader.
他不會壞事的 He's gonna be fine.
我說說而已 這孩子遜死了 I'm just saying, the kid sucks.
好吧 但布拉德可以成為我們的人 Okay, and Brad. Brad could be, like, our guy.
他能成為我們的一員 He could, like, be a part of our thing.
- "我們的一員"? - 對 - "Our thing"? - Yeah.
噓 我想聽聽他們是怎麼誇我的 Shh. I'm trying to hear them be nice about me.
這簡直是亂搞 我靠! This is fucking bullshit. Shit!
靠 Shit.
有人在上面嗎? Is somebody up there?
靠 我們得趕緊走 Shit. We got to get out of here.
你鎖門了嗎? Did you lock the door?
鎖了啊 檢查了兩遍呢 I did, man. I checked twice.
快 快走! Go, go!
我好興奮啊 兄弟 I'm so focused, dude.
不好 Shit.
他看到我們了嗎? Did he saw us?
沒 我們要有幻覺了你才這麼疑神疑鬼的 No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls.
不 我多疑是因為可能有危險 No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous.
不 我們沒事 你看 成功了 No, we're fine. Look, we made it.
成功了 沒出事 We made it. It's all good.
糟糕! Oh, shit!
救命! 救命! Help! Help!
什麼情況! What's happening!
搞什麼? What the fuck?
我喘不過氣了 I can't breathe.
他們抓住我們了! They made us!
他們會殺了我們的! They're gonna kill us!
延科! Jenko!
你要去哪? Where are you going?
我想我們開始有幻覺了 I think we are tripping.
靠! 我的幻覺不好! 我們的幻覺非常不好! Oh, fuck! I'm having a bad trip! We're having a bad trip!
我想是開始有幻覺了 但是... I think we are tripping, but...
天啊 多奇妙 God, isn't this great?
我這邊比你那邊慘多了 My side's so much scarier than yours.
天啊 那你太慘了 Oh, shit, your trip sucks.
你應該來我這邊 這裡好多了 You should come over here. It's way better.
好吧 Okay.
這裡貌似有分區屏蔽! It's some kind of weird split screen!
你好啊 橄欖球 Hello, football.
延科! 延科! Jenko! Jenko!
我終於有夢寐以求的蘭博基尼了! I finally got my lambo!
嘿 施密特 快看! Hey, Schmidt, look!
看啊! 快看! Look! Look!
我站得累死了 My legs are tired.
救命! 別放音樂了! Help! No more music!
你會孤獨終老的 You'll always be alone.
- 嘿 延科 - 怎麼了? - Hey, Jenko. - What?
你這是去哪? Where are you going?
我就去天上一會兒 行嗎? I'm just gonna go up for a little while, okay?
留下 留下來 Stay, stay here.
不 我不想停下來 我在飛呢 太棒了 No, I don't want to stay here. I'm flying. This is amazing.
不 天啊 別走! No. God. Don't go!
天啊 Oh, my God.
不! No!
- 留下來! - 不 別拽我 - Stay here! - No, no, stop it.
你把我拖下來了! 你幹嘛拽我? You're dragging me down! Why would you drag me down?
- 求你別走! - 我要飛了 - Please stay! - I'm flying.
留下來! Stay!
- 醒醒! 下車! - 糟糕 - Wake up! Get out of the car! - Shit.
下車! 趴在地上! Get out of the car! Get on the ground!
給我跪下! On your fucking knees!
跪下! Get on your knees!
- 你們已經知道了 對吧? - 什麼? - You already know, don't you? - What?
你還有什麼要說的嗎? Do you have anything to say?
請不要殺我們 Please don't kill us.
如果你們沒什麼要說的了 If you don't have anything to fucking say,
給我張開嘴 open your fucking mouth.
幹嘛? What the fuck?
這是伏特加嗎? Is that vodka?
歡迎加入澤塔兄弟會 新會員! Welcome to Zeta, pledges!
耶 兄弟! Yeah, buddy!
新會員 今晚 我們要一分強弱 Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
如果你沒熬過今晚 If you don't make it through tonight,
對我們來說就形同死人 you're dead to all of us.
羅斯特 Rooster,
點燃火炬! light the torch!
為了澤塔! For Zeta!
喝 衰人! 喝 衰人! Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
喝! 喝! Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
聽著 不管接下來是什麼 你都要撐下去 好嗎? Look, whatever happens tonight, you have to keep up, okay?
我要吐了 I'm gonna throw up.
我知道 閉嘴 繼續 I know. Shut up. Go.
準備好了嗎? 開始! Ready? Go!
加油 加油 Here we go, here we go.
一 二 三 四 五... One, two, three, four, five...
我不行了! 我不行了! I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
二十秒是記錄! Twenty's the record!
三十三 三十四... Thirty-three, 34...
六十七秒... 67...
你可以的 你可以的 You can do this, you can do this.
我不行了 太噁心了 I can't. This is disgusting.
- 不 你得堅持 - 我真的不行了! - No, you got to. - I can't do this anymore!
現在 到我最愛的環節了 And now, for my favorite event.
去它的吧 我不幹了 Fuck this. I'm not doing this.
- 我不幹了 - 幹嘛... 別! - I'm not doing it. - What are... no!
我不幹了 行嗎? 行嗎? I'm not doing this, okay? All right?
嘿! Hey!
- 施密特! - 叫我幹嘛? - Schmidt! - What the fuck, man?
你怎麼回事? 你說我們要團結一致的 What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together.
這是為贏得他們信任必須的 This is what we have to do to win their trust.
會很好玩的 就是喝酒聯絡感情而已 This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games.
很有意思 It's fun.
就你覺得有意思 我不覺得 It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.
我說不好 或許我們應該... I don't know. Maybe we should just...
或許我們應該調查不一樣的人 Maybe we should just investigate different people.
你真的說出口了? Did you really just say that?
你剛剛真的說你想調查別的人? Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people?
這就是你想要的? That's what you want?
我不知道 或許吧 I don't know, maybe.
或許我們應該... 有點業餘生活 Maybe we should just... We should just branch out.
及時行樂一番 Okay, just sow our oats a little.
放下做警察的包袱 Sow our cop oats.
聽著 我和祖克有特殊感情 Look, I have an in with Zook.
我們之間有火花 感覺非常好... We have a thing and it's good, and...
我說不清楚 或許我應該繼續接近他 I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him.
而你應該 And you should do your thing
和辛西婭的室友 with your connections and channels
繼續聯繫培養感情 with Cynthia's roommate.
你可以看看她知不知道誰賣給她毒品的 You should see if she knows who sold her drugs.
我... 我只是... I just... I just don't...
我只是不想我們分開做事 I don't like the idea of us doing stuff separately.
不 聽我說 我們還可以 No, look, we can still investigate
一起調查 together.
只不過是公開調查而已 It's just, you know, now it'll be an open thing.
你想公開調查? You want an open investigation?
我不知道應不應該這樣 I don't know if that's what I want.
可以嗎? 目前試一下對我們有好處的 All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
好吧 Okay.
- 真的? - 真的 - Yeah? - Sure.
好吧 那我一會兒跟你聯繫 Okay, so I guess I'll just catch you later, then.
你沒事吧? You okay?
沒 你現在不能抱我 No, you can't hug me right now.
你需要錢打車或者什麼嗎? Do you need money for a cab or anything?
不 我不要車費 No, I don't need money for a cab.
好吧 Okay.
我這是在什麼鬼地方 I don't know where the fuck I am right now.
嘿 勞倫 Hey, Lauren.
我現在只想整天窩在床上看老友記 I just want to get in bed and watch Friends all day.
熱烈歡迎大都會政治家隊! Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state Statesmen!
州立大學隊首場 And the Statesmen take the field
對決大學生將軍隊 for the opening game against the university of college Generals.
準備好了嗎? Ready?
新大一隊員布拉德·麥奎德 And a surprise start today
開場不凡啊 for walk-on freshman Brad McQuaid.
看起來老得不像大一學生啊 Looks pretty old to be a freshman.
都是牛奶裡的荷爾蒙惹的禍 鮑伯 It's the hormones in the milk, Bob.
準備? 開始 沖! Ready? Set, hut!
賀西傳球 Haythe drops back.
麥奎德接住了! And connects with McQuaid!
他把防守的威爾·格洛克撞得跟我拿手的酥皮蛋白似的 Who beats Safety Will Glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.
媽呀 他很厲害啊 Holy shit, he's good.
你們可不能告訴麥奎德他厲害 好嗎? None of you tell McQuaid that he's good, all right?
不然他就離開這個爛隊了 If you do, he'll leave this shitty program.
隨著倒計時開始 我們贏來了最後一球 And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
賀西和麥奎德的又一次完美傳球 Another perfect hookup between Haythe and McQuaid.
就連他們在球門區慶功都非常同步 Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync.
他們看起來用的是同一個大腦 鮑伯 It's like these two share a single brain, Bob.
沒錯 吉姆 他們每人都只有半個腦子 That's right, Jim. They both have one half a brain.
觀眾湧上球場 And the crowd rushes the field
想把球門柱撞倒 to try and knock down a goalpost.
你們撞不倒的! It's not coming down!
加油 各位 Good luck, guys.
看起來麥克尼斯州立大學隊有了新的金牌搭檔 Looks like MC State's got a new power couple.
祖克和麥奎德! Zook and McQuaid!
我得從你這裡過去 孩子 I got to get around you, man.
我跳不起來 腳踝扭了 I can't jump up. I got a broken ankle.
好爽! Yeah!
沒錯! Fuck yes!
加油! 再來一個! Yeah! One more!
你有空嗎?
等下 Shit.
誰啊? Who is that?
- 沒事 - 準備好了沒? - Nothing. - All right, ready?
來啊! Come on!
集中精神! Focus!
來啊! 上啊! Come on! Do it!
去你媽的阿諾·施瓦辛格! Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
繃得真緊啊! 去你媽的! I'm so jammed! Fuck you!
門上有襪子! 別進來! There's a sock on the door! Don't come in!
在美國 門上掛著東西代表屋裡有人做愛
真他媽爽! Fuck, yeah!
我在和女人做愛 I'm having sex with a human woman.
天啊! 操! My God! Fuck!
嘿! 快看呀! Hey! Look at you!
你們怎麼在這? What are you guys doing here?
什麼? 你開玩笑嗎? 這週末有家長活動 What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend.
媽的 Fuck.
真是太棒了 你談戀愛了 It's wonderful. You're dating someone.
謝了老媽 聽我說 我們在臥底 懂了嗎? Thanks, mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay?
- 謝謝 - 沒問題 - Thank you. - No problem.
道格! Doug!
瑪雅! Maya!
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
這是我父母 These are my parents.
她就是那個女孩? So this is the girl?
嗨 我是安妮 我是你的新岳母 Hi. I'm Annie. I'm your new mother-in-law.
- 您好 - 最不該說這句 - Nice to meet you. - Worst thing to say.
- 嗨 - 嘿 我是戴維 - Hi. - Hey. David.
- 我爸 - 您好 - My dad. - Nice to meet you.
那個 我父母也在這兒呢 Well, my parents are here, too.
瑪雅 快點! Maya, hurry up!
你老媽找著她想要的座位了 Your mama done found a table she want.
你怎麼認識這個人的? How do you know this person?
爸 這是道格 我們正在拍拖 Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating.
- 什麼JB玩意? - 我... - The fuck? - I...
你課上得怎麼樣 "道格"? How's your classes going, "Doug"?
你... 我們正好在附近就... You... we were just in the neighborhood, and...
我有個主意 我們做一起 I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together
這樣多愉快? wouldn't that be fun?
好啊 謝謝你 Yes, thank you.
那個... So...
你喜歡天氣嗎? Do you like weather?
你倆認識? You two know each other?
不 No.
真是太驚人了 這麼多的 呃 This is crazy, all these, uh,
學生們和家長們 students and parents.
都可能是目擊者 Potential witnesses.
你倆怎麼認識的? How did you two meet?
我很喜歡聽邂逅故事 Oh, I love meet-cute stories.
我們是在吟詩大賽認識的 We met at a poetry slam,
然後他一路跟蹤我回宿舍 and then he stalked me back to my dorm room.
- 跟蹤她? - 真是太美妙了 - Stalked her? - Oh, that's so beautiful.
然後發生什麼了? Then what happened?
然後我們就共度時光 看了個電影 And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
其實 好像看了兩三次 Actually, we watched it a couple times.
真是狗屁! This is bullshit!
這他媽... 服務員! This fucking... waiter!
黑人在你店裡要他媽怎麼做才能混口水喝? What can a black man do to get some water around here?
給他一口水喝! Give the fucking guy some water!
他是黑人! 他經歷了很多滄桑! He's black! He's been through a lot!
為了你女兒 請你振作一點 For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together.
在我發瘋之前得來個他媽的可麗餅 I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
我去去就來 I'll be right back.
那個 你是哪裡人? So, where are you from originally?
我是從康普頓混出來的(康普頓犯罪率非常高) I'm straight outta Compton,
可是我丈夫是北峰市人(北峰市是個富人區) but my husband's from Northridge.
來啊哥們 給我點 Come on, man, hook me up.
你們都他媽幹嘛呢? 限量配給個屁? What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here?
來啊 多給我點 就他媽兩根青豆? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans?
青豆都他媽給我拿來 Give me the goddamn string beans.
我來點媽逼的魔鬼蛋 I want some fucking deviled eggs.
我喜歡水果 你不喜歡水果嗎? I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?
我喜歡水果 I like fruit.
這坨是豬屎啊? 得滾蛋! But this pork shit? Got to go!
他真是把氣全出在煎蛋吧上面了 He's really taking it out on the omelet bar.
真他媽噁心! Shit was nasty!
他工作壓力很大 He's under a lot of pressure at work.
怎麼樣 老哥? 要不要一起看電影? What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies?
我撅了你狗腿! 撅你狗腿! I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs!
幹嘛? What?
你還好嗎 可愛的植物先生? 去你媽了個蛋 How you doing, Mr. Nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there.
你還要瓶啤酒嗎? 我去再拿一瓶 Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer.
行 行 我再來一瓶 Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
那個 我說 Hey, look, man,
你知道隨時都可以跟我講心事 you know you can always tell me something
你要是想一吐為快的話 if you want to get it off your chest.
你知道我會為你效勞 對吧? You know I'm always here for you, right?
你想說什麼? What are you trying to say?
沒 沒事 No, nothing.
就是辛西婭和"歪乏" All right, with everything that happened
那檔子事 with Cynthia and Whyphy,
我只是不想讓你誤入歧途 I just don't want you to screw up.
你以為我不知道在幹什麼嗎? You don't think I know what I'm doing?
- 什麼? - 我再清楚不過了 - What? - I know exactly what I'm doing here.
我向你說件事 聽好了嗎? I'm gonna tell you something, all right?
- 我能信任你嗎? - 當然能 - Can I trust you? - Yeah, of course.
我有朋友在明尼蘇達大學認識個人 I have a friend who knows a guy at UMC.
是個甲級聯賽的探子 He's a scout. It's d-1.
他們的四分衛表現很不理想 Their QB, he's not playing well.
他們表示對狀況很不滿意 They're not happy with the situation.
他們想讓我錄個帶子 They want me to make a tape.
我想讓你和我一起錄 And I want you to be on it with me.
沒別的了? Nothing else?
去年他們隊有五人參加美職聯選秀 They had five guys in the draft last year.
我是說 布拉德 這可能是我們的機會 I mean, Brad, this could be our shot.
我倆就是動力二人組 哥們 We're like the dynamic duo, bro.
就像是蝙蝠俠與羅賓 We're like Batman and Robin.
可我倆都是蝙蝠俠 But we're both Batman.
難道你想要當個股票經紀人嗎? What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker?
或是警察? Or a cop?
老兄 你的上限實在是 Dude, your ceiling is, like,
太高了 so high.
你可以直接打破... You can just bust right...
- 就這樣直接突破 - 直接突破 - Just break right through it. - Right through it.
- 直接突破 - 直接突破 Right through it. Right through it.
你真認為我能在明大出人頭地? You really think I could make it at umc?
老兄 你可以加進名人堂裡 Dude, you could make it into the hall of fame.
少來了 哥們 那個是你吧 No, dude, come on, that's you.
你會被記載在那個什麼 橄欖球歷屎上 You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history.
哥們 你也可以被記載在橄欖球歷屎上 Dude, you could make it into the anals of football history, too.
我們一定會撕裂歷屎 We're gonna have to tear those anals up.
- 很好 - 我們會撕裂它 - All right. - We're gonna fucking tear it up.
不就是錄像嗎 對吧? I mean, it's just a tape, right?
我真是恨死我爸了 I fucking hate my dad so much.
你知不知道 Do you have any idea
整天被那種人指手畫腳 what it's like to have a guy like that
是什麼感覺? telling you what to do all the time?
我只能想像 I can only imagine.
我就是不明白為什麼他專對你有偏見 I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically.
我實在是... 老天 一點也不理智 I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me.
迪克森: 怎麼樣啊 "道格"
迪克森: 我要宰了你 "道格"
我的意思是 你是一個很不錯的人 I mean, you are a perfectly good guy.
你很誠實 又很親切 You're very honest and nice.
迪克森: 你死定了 "道格"
我爸怎麼會有你的電話號? Why does my dad have your phone number?
我不知道 有可能是學校通訊目錄什麼的 I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something.
我們來做點什麼... Let's do something...
我們來做點讓我們分心的事 Let's do something that would distract us.
好 Okay.
就不用再管他了 So we don't have to think about him anymore.
那個 呃... All right. Um...
瑪雅 Maya.
我們可不可以只聊聊天? Is it okay if we just talk?
好啊 Okay.
聊吧 Let's talk.
- 不可能 - 是啊 - No way. - Yeah.
我就是彼得潘 可我就來遲了一點 I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late.
那你和你哥很親近嘍 You're really close with your brother, then.
- 似乎是 - 是啊 - It seems like. - Yeah.
是啊... Yeah, you know...
祖克和麥奎德 橄欖球錄像帶
你真是個天才 哥們 You're a fucking genius, dude.
- 你確定不會太過火嗎? - 不會! - Are you sure it's not too much, though? - No!
學生運動員 贊! 真贊! Student athlete. Yeah! Fuck, yeah!
- 好了沒? 好了沒? - 好 好 - All right? All right? - Yeah. Yeah.
- 通宵了 哥們 通宵啊 - 是 我知道 - All night, bro. Come on. All night. - Yeah, I know.
絕對會值得 It's gonna be so worth it, dude.
絕對會值得 我保證 行不? It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right?
你知道這還缺什麼嗎? Dude, you know what this needs?
再來個星星刷屏 Another star wipe.
倒霉鬼 給我買瓶酒 Jinx. Buy me a beer.
真是沒想到 Nice twist.
想到什麼? On what?
真不敢相信我們聊了整晚 I can't believe we've been talking all night.
天啊 已經八點了 我有課 Oh, my God, it's 8:00. I have class, actually.
- 好 - 我... - Okay. - I...
你需要什麼儘管拿 然後... Yeah, you can help yourself to whatever you need, and...
好吧 All right.
嗯 真對不起 這... Yeah, I'm so sorry, this...
再見 I'll see you.
一會見 I'll see you later.
- 好吧 - 真是最棒的一晚 - Okay. - Best night ever.
好了 拜拜 Okay. Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
你在那呆了多長時間了? How long have you been there?
你能想像出多長時間就一直在這了 Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now.
這東西不是給你聽的 This stuff wasn't meant for you.
這是私人對話 It was meant to be private.
所以 我是不是應該就坐在這 假裝我沒 So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like
聽到你所有的人生問題? I hear every one of your problems?
你有99個問題 可是年輕不是之一 You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one.
你不過就是嫉妒我和瑪雅之間有共同語言 You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection.
我和我的爺爺也挺親近的 I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
你比辛西婭更糟糕 You're more messed up than Cynthia was,
她一星期去看三次校園精神病醫生 and she went to the school shrink three times a week.
- 為什麼? - 不知道 - Why? - I don't know.
可是他給了她一堆藥粒什麼的 But he gave her a ton of pills and shit.
也許他能為你那張奇怪的老臉開點什麼 Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face.
好 Okay.
- 嘿 - 你遲到了 - Hey. - You're late.
不 其實我剛才正忙著查案 No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
這是辛西婭的心理醫師的辦公室 這就是我們要查的 This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
好 All right.
看好門 Watch the door.
哦 我就只有這點能耐? 只能看著破門? Oh, is that all I'm good for? Just watching a fucking door?
找到了 Got it.
"患者呈現出藥物導致性妄想症 "Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia.
深信她自己性命垂危" Believes her life is in danger."
呃 門 門 Uh, door, door.
嘿 Hey.
沒人跟我說我有早上九點鐘的預約 I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session.
是啊 不是 我們就是你的九點鐘預約 Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us.
我們痊癒了 And we're cured.
太謝謝你了 你真是神醫 Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor.
拜託 你以為你們是第一對 Please. You think you're the first partners
面臨著對話 就落荒而逃的"伴侶"嗎? only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me?
你怎麼知道我們是"搭檔"的? How the fuck did you know we were partners?
他不知道我們是"搭檔" He doesn't know we're partners.
我猜想你們是"伴侶" I suspect you're partners.
一個良好的關係需要不懈的努力 A relationship is something that requires constant work.
我以為高中的時候我們就體會了 Which is what I thought we learned in high school.
你們原來是高中談的戀愛 So you are high school sweethearts.
我早就意識到了 I picked up on that early.
請便 繼續對話 Please, continue the dialogue.
醫生 Doc.
我就覺得有時候 I just feel like sometimes
他根本不想再努力下去了 he's not even trying anymore.
像是我們不值得挽救似得 Like this isn't even worth saving.
啊 好啊 有時候我覺得 Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like
我們應該更像楊氏兄弟一樣 that we should be more like the Yangs.
或者 我應該更像你的那個可愛的祖克一樣 Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful Zook.
- 操你媽的! - 你才操你媽的 - Oh, go fuck yourself! - You go fuck yourself.
- 好了 - 你真是太自私了 - Okay. - You're so selfish.
- 好了 好了 操的還真不少 - 天啊 - All right. All right. That's a lot of fucking. - Oh, my God.
當情緒強烈的時候 我會希望讓雙方做一些身體上的接觸 Given these strong feelings, sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact.
你們要不個牽手? Why don't you hold hands?
- 好 - 我才不要 - Okay. - I'm not doing that.
- 什麼? - 看見了吧? - Hmm? - Do you see?
伸出你的手 Reach out your hand.
我... I'm...
他真的在向你伸出援手 He's literally reaching out for you.
他不和我牽手 He won't hold my hand.
我是不會的 I'm not doing it.
我需要你倆牽手 I kind of need you to do it.
- 他不和我牽手 - 你媽了個... - He won't hold my hand. - Oh, you...
可是你得交錯手指 You got to interlock it, though.
你要是不交錯的話 就不叫牽手了 If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding.
好吧 Fine.
那就只當朋友好了 We might as well just be friends
不用當搭檔了 and not partners.
不錯 是不是? Nice, right?
好 你看見沒? 這個很扎實 Okay, you see this? This is strong.
可我想要的呢 是這個 What I want to be able to have is this.
這個... Is this...
我想要那個 和那個一樣的 可是 就是 I want to be able to have that, that same thing, in, like
不用非得做那個 without actually having to do it.
你對你的伴侶感到羞恥嗎? Are you embarrassed of your partner?
不 一點也不 好嗎? No, not at all. Okay?
還有你們兩個為什麼聯手對付我? And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me?
聯手對付他 說真的 Gang up on him. Okay, seriously.
- 好 好 - 他很粘人 - Okay, okay. - He's clingy.
他自己一人時簡直怕得要死 He literally is terrified of being by himself.
我知道祖克是你的基友 Look, I know Zook's your buddy
你不想讓他感到內疚 and you don't want him to be guilty,
可他就是犯人 but he's our guy.
不 他其實不是犯人 我會知道 No, he's actually not our guy. I would know.
這個 我們有時會粘住東西不放 Now, you know, we sometimes cling to things
因為會對它感到熟悉和安心 because they're familiar and comfortable.
我教過一個概念叫做"意識嵌入" I teach about a principle called embedding.
- 我們來看事實 - 其實呢 我... - Look at the facts. - Matter of fact, I...
祖克有那個紋身 他認識辛西婭 Zook has the tattoo. He knew Cynthia.
我知道他第一次遇見你的時候 I know the first time he met you,
你把三明治掉在他腳上 you dropped a fucking sandwich on his foot
然後他對你微微一笑 and he smiled at you,
可你根本視若無睹... but you are completely blind to the fact...
- 你剛才說嵌入是什麼來著? - 意識嵌入? - What'd you say embedding was? - Embedding?
意識嵌入就是我們的一種傾向 Oh, embedding is our tendency to latch on to
我們會牢牢抓住第一時間所提供的信息 the first bit of information that we're offered
然後忽視 甚至無視 矛盾性的信息 and overlooking, or even ignoring, contradictory information.
是個很有趣的概念... It's a fascinating principle...
閉嘴 我在思考 Shut up. I'm thinking.
你認為我們有沒有可能 You think it's possible that
被嵌入了? we embedded?
是我們喝醉了的時候嗎? What, like when we were drunk or something?
- 我們彼此嵌入了? - 好了 我建議你們... - We embedded each other? - Okay. I'm gonna recommend...
好 你可以離開了 Okay, you can leave the room.
趕緊滾 Just get the fuck out.
滾 你聽見了 Get the fuck out. You heard him.
情況突然拐彎了 This took a turn.
一 二... One, two...
行 好 談得不錯 Okay. Yep. Good session.
我們第一次看那張 The first time we saw the photo
辛西婭買"歪乏"的照片時 of Cynthia buying Whyphy,
迪克森說: "這傢伙就是毒販" Dickson said: "This guy's the dealer."
我們一切所做所想都是從這步走起的 Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact,
可迪克森要是搞錯了呢? but what if Dickson was wrong?
那我們就無視了其它所有的線索 And we've ignored all the other clues.
要是辛西婭不是買方呢? What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?
辛西婭就是毒販呢? What if Cynthia was the dealer?
隊長 我們有很重要很重要的事情要匯報... Captain, we have something really, really important to tell you about...
隊長? Captain?
你穿的是防彈衣嗎? Are you wearing kevlar?
先生們 我們不要坐在這裡假裝 Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend
我們之間沒有很大的問題了 there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
到底怎麼了? What the fuck is going on?
這他媽就是怎麼了 This is what the fuck is going on.
哎呀我去! 我去! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
我的媽呀! 不是吧! Oh, shit! No!
告訴我這不是真的! 不是吧! That is not happening right now! No!
大傢伙 他上了隊長的女兒! 唷! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo!
他每說一次... Every time he say that shit...
哎呀我操! Oh, my fuck!
我就踢爆你菊花一次 That's another foot in your ass.
施密特 你真是... 唷 這真是屌爆了! Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever!
施密特上了隊長的女兒! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
我去! 太牛了! Shit! Fuck!
你居然和迪克森隊長的女兒上床了? You fucked captain Dickson's daughter?
隊長 這實在... Captain, what the...
你居然在隊長面前炫耀此事 You bragged to him to his face.
活生生打臉啊 隊長... To his actual face. Captain...
就這張老臉 你在他面前炫耀干他女兒? Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face?
而幹了你女兒 你和他還擊掌慶祝 You actually high-fived Schmidt for fucking your daughter.
我了個大去! Holy shit!
天啊! 這實在是太... Oh, my God! This is...
呃 並不是那麼有趣 It's really not that funny.
我只是感到納悶 I just want to say that
為啥你沒有和我們透露過 it was bizarre not to share the fact
你女兒在那裡上學的情報 that your daughter went to MC state.
我也很鬱悶 I think it's bizarre
為啥我還沒把你這畜生給閹了 that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off.
要不這樣吧 讓隊長打你一拳解氣 What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time,
很重 很重的一拳怎麼樣? really, really, really hard?
不 Nah.
我有個讓你欲仙欲死的點子了 I got something way better than that.
你認為辛西婭才是毒販的? You think Cynthia was the dealer?
那我們如何從一個死人那裡獲得情報呢? How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead?
我們這次的行動 We have to stop treating this
不能照搬以前的策略了 like it's exactly the same as last time.
而且還有更嚴重的 我沒部門預算用光了 And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget.
啥? 我以為咱只要"章子怡"蓋 What? I thought we had Cate Blanchett.
"章子怡"蓋? Cate Blanchett?
對啊 "章子怡"蓋 上面就給錢 Yeah, I thought we had Cate Blanchett with the budget.
"章子一蓋 上面就同意" You mean "carte blanche."
沒錯 That one.
歡迎回來 你個笨蛋 Welcome back, dum-dum.
以前是這樣 但現在不行了 We did have carte blanche. Not no more.
電影一開始你們就跑去追捕 賠了一大筆錢 You got that expensive chase in the beginning,
又買了很多高級設備 還有這個辦公室... that expensive equipment, this fucking office...
這他媽的就像鋼鐵俠住的地方 貴的要死! This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive!
我的鞋子花了我800刀 你倆瞎了眼的連看都看不見 I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers.
所以你倆混蛋現在被我盯上了 So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs.
我警告你 I'm warning you,
找到貨源 find the supplier,
但別給部門帶來任何支出了 but don't cost the department no more money.
喂 我對於以前懷疑祖克很抱歉 Look, I apologize about the Zook thing.
你是對的 他並不是毒販的 You were right, he's not the dealer.
不錯 你道歉了 Okay, great. You apologized.
不過那有什麼用呢? What's that worth, man?
我們現在又沒線索了 我們現在該做什麼呢? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now?
警察的工作 Police work.
該死 Fuck.
別拿死人自慰的工具砸我 Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me.
我們正在干正經事呢 明白? We're at work right now, okay?
年輕人現在很少看書了 對吧? Kids don't check out books anymore, right?
我覺得他們都不會看書了 I don't even think they know how to read.
- 圖書館 - 書店 - Library. - Book place.
是圖書館 Library.
供貨人把毒品藏在 The supplier is putting drugs
圖書館的書籍裡面 inside the books in the library,
圖書館基本上沒有學生會去的 where literally no one goes anymore, man.
毒販只需要去圖書館拿貨 And the dealers check out the books.
那我們去逮那供貨的 We're going to catch the supplier.
- 你意識到這會有多牛... - 等下 等我一會 - Do you realize how cool... - Wait, one sec, one sec.
什麼事 兄弟? What's up, dude?
嘿 你在哪? Hey, dude, where are you?
我們在熱身 比賽就快開始了 We're warming up. The game's about to start.
好吧 嗯 我現在正在... All right, man. Um, look, I'm just gonna...
我來了 I'm coming.
好的 過會見 All right, later.
你在幹什麼? 別扔下我一個人 What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging.
夥計 我必須去 要不然我臥底就暴露了 Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay?
你自己也行的 咱兩小時後見 You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours.
你行的 You got this.
你真嚇到我了 You scared me.
州名! 代號! 州名! 代號! State name! Number! State name! Number!
顏色! 顏色! 代號! Color! Color! Number!
就是這兒 This is the place.
你是不是認為如果有人讓我看貨 You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation,
至少會準時到的 they'd at least be on time.
瞧這賣的什麼垃圾? Look at this crap. Huh?
- 我確實很懷念從前... - 該死 - I do miss the days... - Shit.
- 他在這兒幹嘛? - 那是人們磕一般的毒品 - What's he doing here? - When people did normal drugs.
老鬼在這兒
這算什麼? 膠質軟糖? What is this? Jelly beans?
垃圾! Crap!
準備 開始! Set, hut!
麥奎德玩了一個邊衛迂迴 Mcquaid crosses in an end-around.
很有迷惑性! 這兩個人打的位置可以互換的 It's a trick play! These two are practically interchangeable.
麥奎德把球傳給了賀西 Mcquaid throws down the field to Haythe.
他會觸地得分! And he hangs on for the touchdown!
這倆人真是天生的好搭檔 鮑伯 These two are peas in a pod, Bob,
當然了 不僅是一對好基友 but instead of little green balls,
而且是天生的橄欖球選手 they are human football players.
喂??? 你不理我?
再次聽到你們的歡呼吧 麥克尼斯州立大學 為了你們絕佳的二人組 Let's hear it once again, MC state, for your dynamic duo.
該死 我兄弟他需要我 Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.
瞧 你知道 對人忠誠是好事 Look, you know, loyalty's cool,
我很欣賞你這點 and I admire it,
我也知道他是你兄弟 and I know he's your brother.
但你不能因為他總依賴你 But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy
而拖累了你自己 just because he won't let go.
很緊急 你快來! 延科! 快來!
沒錯... Yeah. Um...
我去上個廁所 I gotta take a piss.
那小子居然讓我們等這麼久 真是可惡 The kid's pretty rude to make us wait like this.
你能閉嘴嗎? Can you shut it?
那些90年代的經典毒品怎麼了? What's wrong with those classic drugs from the '90s?
比如海洛因 可卡因... Heroin, you know, cocaine...
- 喂 - 哇 - Hey, hey. - Whoa. Shit.
- 我他媽來了 你高興了? - 噓! - I'm fucking here. You happy? - Shh!
老鬼在那 明白嗎? The Ghost is right there, okay?
他會和供貨人碰頭 He's about to meet up with the supplier.
喂 去那邊看下 Hey. Check that out.
你才是說話的那個 說得他媽那麼大聲 You're the one fucking talking. You're being so fucking loud.
你給我閉上狗嘴 You shut the fuck up.
- 到底怎麼了? - 該死! - What's going on here? - Shit!
你正在干擾某人給我做口活 You're interrupting a really stellar blow job.
哦 該死 我剛射了好多! Oh, fuck, I just came so hard!
那裡怎麼了? What the hell is going on?
沒事 就是兩個基佬在亂搞 It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.
嘿 你他媽剛才說啥? Hey, yo, what the fuck did you just say?
你剛說我倆是"基佬"? Did you just call us "faggots"?
他說你在幫他做口活 He said you were sucking his dick.
今年是2014年了 混蛋 It's 2014, asshole.
你不能用"基佬"這個詞 You can't fucking use "faggot."
"男同"還好 "同性戀"也可以 "Gay" is okay. "Homosexual," maybe.
如果和那人很熟 你也許可以稱呼他們"斷背" And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a "queer."
而且他們還得有幽默感 但我沒有 If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't.
不好意思 他上了節性教育的課 I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class,
他自以為是哈維·米爾克 he thinks he's Harvey Milk.
哈維·米爾克: 美國同性戀運動人士
天啊 你能不能 Oh, my God. Will you please,
不在背後諷刺我? just for once, just back me up?
為什麼你不至少用一次你那笨腦子? Why can't you just use your head for once?
哦 你想讓我用腦袋? 好 Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
哦 這下如何 你們幾個混蛋? Oh, yeah, what's up now, motherfuckers?
還記得我嗎? You remember me?
我是你最好的... I'm your best night...
我是你最糟糕的噩夢 I'm your worst nightmare.
哦 不好意思 Oh, man, it's my memory.
我記憶最近一直不好 It's getting worse lately.
你是那個警察? Are you the police?
是 沒錯 而你們幾個混蛋被逮捕了 Yeah, that's right. And you motherfuckers are all under arrest.
你的槍呢? Where's your gun?
- 什麼? - 你們有槍嗎? - What? - Do you have guns?
沒有 No.
我沒槍 No, I don't.
因為我們有槍 'Cause we have guns.
為什麼你們不把槍放下 像個爺們那樣肉搏? Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
因為我們有槍 Because we have guns.
- 施密特 快跑! - 抓住他! - Schmidt, run! - Get him!
快! 快去! Go! Go, go. Go!
該死! Shit!
那麼難射中嗎? 射死他們! How hard can it be? Shoot them!
該死 該死! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
射他們! 射擊! Shoot them! Shoot them!
快 來這邊 這邊更快 Come on, this way, it's faster.
不 來這邊... 施密特! 施密特! No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt!
快點 好嗎? Hurry up, okay?
施密特 你能快點嗎! Schmidt, will you hurry up!
別吵! 你讓我分心! Stop yelling at me! You're distracting me!
施密特 快! 我們走! Schmidt, come on! Let's go!
我不會跳下去的! 我他媽又不是蜘蛛俠! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man!
我去拿車 I'm gonna get the car.
走樓梯也很快 Stairs are so much faster.
這就是你拿的車? That's the car you got?
不好意思 這他媽不是蘭博基尼 閉嘴給我滾進來 I'm sorry it's not a fucking Lambo. Shut up and get in.
他們還在追我們嗎? Are they even still chasing us?
沒錯 還在追! Yes, they're still chasing us!
為什麼你那麼做? 我們本來就快抓住供貨的人了 Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier.
你到底怎麼了? What's wrong with you?
瞧 如果你不說點什麼 Look, if you don't say something,
人們永遠都會歧視同性戀 people will never stop discriminating.
這車子開得比驢還慢 Will you please do something
你看看你能做啥? about how slow this thing's going?
該死! 看路 看路! Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
車子看上去就像會跑的頭盔 That is just like a little helmet machine.
我們不能再摧毀公物了! We can't destroy any more stuff!
不能再浪費部門的資金了! We can't waste any more of the department's money!
注意那台取款機! Watch out for that cash machine!
哇! Whoo!
哪邊? 哪邊? 走哪邊? Which way? Which way? Which way?
哪邊東西便宜走哪邊! Whichever way's cheaper!
右邊? 你往右邊開? Right? You went right?
你本可以開去一個停車場的 You could've gone in a parking lot,
但你去了雕塑公園? you went to the sculpture garden?
你知道這些雕塑有多貴嗎? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
該死! Shit!
就好像他們是故意撞上去的 It's like they're trying to hit them or something.
我是說 雖然看上去很爽 I mean, it looks cool,
但這實在太浪費了 but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.
他們撞壞了所有東西! They're destroying everything!
隊長會殺了我們的! Captain's gonna kill us!
接下來怎麼辦? What are we gonna do?
好吧 我去開去機器人實驗室 甩掉他們 All right, we're gonna lose 'em in the robotics lab.
什麼? What?
哦 不! 我們毀了這兒的一切! Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything!
那裡面東西很貴的! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!
哦 該死! Oh, shit!
他們跑到橄欖球場裡去了! They're going into the stadium!
聽著 施密特 我得和你說個事 Listen, Schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
我得到了獎學金 I got offered a scholarship
讓我留下來繼續打橄欖球 to play football here next year.
而且祖克說我和他可以住一起 And Zook said I could room with him, you know,
所以我想 也許我會繼續留下來 so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe.
什麼? 如果你選擇 What? You can't be a cop
和祖克繼續打橄欖球 那你就當不成警察了 and stay here and play football with zook.
是不行了 我知道 好嗎? 只是... No, look, I know, okay? It's just...
我和祖克之間沒有任何障礙 像是親兄弟 There's no friction with me and Zook. We're the same.
你是想退出嗎? 如果你想不幹了 你直說好了 Do you want out? If you want out, just say it.
不 我不想退出 好嗎? No, I don't want out, okay?
只是 當我在橄欖球場上的時候 It's just, when I'm on the football field
我感覺我很有衝勁 感覺我能展翅高飛 and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly.
好嗎? 但我和你搭檔時候 All right? And when I'm with you,
就感覺你總是拖累著我 it just feels like you hold me down.
只是希望你能和我一樣展翅高飛 I just wish you could fly with me.
州立大學的隊伍贏了 34比14 And the statesmen win, 34-14.
粉絲們開始衝向球場 And there go the fans onto the field.
延科! Jenko!
天啊! Jesus Christ!
- 老兄 剎車壞了 - 什麼? - Dude, the brakes are out. - What?
別他媽擋道! Get the fuck out of the way!
你必須跳車了 跳 快跳! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
不 No.
操! Fuck!
我們走吧 頭兒 得走了 Let's go, boss. We gotta go.
你成功了! 太棒了! You did it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
你被拘捕了 先生 You're under arrest, sir.
嘿 我是個警察 好嗎? Hey, I'm an officer, all right?
先把我帶走 我過會解釋 Just take me in. I'll explain later.
不 別抓他 他只是個學生 沒犯事 No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything.
等等 你在做什麼? Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing?
我 呃... I, um...
我為你決定了 I decided for you.
你還是繼續打橄欖球吧 Just stick with football.
和我搭檔不會給你和他們一樣的快樂的 I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can.
也許臥底搭檔這種事 一次就夠了 Maybe we were only supposed to do this once.
什麼? What?
兄弟 這是我人生中最美好的時光! Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life!
我們走 兄弟! Let's go, man!
麥奎德! 麥奎德! 麥奎德! Mcquaid! Mcquaid! Mcquaid!
嘿 瑪雅·安吉羅 Hey, Maya Angelou.
謝謝你對我撒謊 Thanks for lying to me.
蘭博基尼! 兄弟! Lam-bros! Yes!
布拉德·麥奎德! 布拉德·麥奎德! Brad Mcquaid! Brad Mcquaid!
布拉德·麥奎德! 布拉德... Brad Mcquaid! Brad...
- 今晚過得好嗎? - 不錯 謝謝 - How are we doing tonight, sir? - Good, thanks.
您還有同伴要來嗎 還是你一個人用餐? Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone?
也許會有人過來 但是... Someone may swing by, but we can...
點餐就不用等他們了 we can order without them.
新聞: 破獲麥克尼斯州立大學毒品案
我們確認並逮捕了卡爾·墨菲醫生 We have identified and arrested one Dr. Karl Murphy,
並在他的辦公室發現了毒品殘餘... who was found with Whyphy residue throughout his office...
他與死去的那名女性有著特別的關係 and had a close personal relationship with the deceased.
與最近所破獲的高中學校案子相似 Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
非常相似 Exactly the same.
此案已結 The case is closed.
你想過 當你畢業的時候 你未來會做什麼嗎? You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
你不該扔石頭的 You're not supposed to throw rocks.
什麼? What?
你不該扔石頭的 You're not supposed to throw rocks.
麥克尼斯州立大學 "歪乏"毒品案件資料 (已結案)
# 我根本就不想念你 # # I ain't missing you at all #
# 因為你已離我遠去 # # since you've been gone away #
單人份量的龍蝦 The lobster for one person.
一個人吃的份量就夠 Enough for one person only.
# 無論朋友如何叨念 # # No matter what my friends say #
我覺得這起"歪乏"毒品案件有一些疑點 I found something in this Why-Phy case that caught my attention.
從我的辦公室滾出去 Get the fuck out of my office.
- 長官 你不能... - 我們抓到兇手了 - Sir, you don't... - We caught the guy.
就這樣! 就這樣! Yeah! Yeah!
嘿 你今天除了健身 還想幹點啥? Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today?
比如說? Like what?
加油 兄弟 只不過是幾隻龍蝦 Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude.
快點 別怕 Come on. No, don't be afraid.
它會爬到你的臉上 爬你臉上 It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
就該這樣玩嘛 永遠都這樣 It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives.
# 今晚雖會一直消沉 # # down this long distance line tonight #
# 但我從未想念過你 # # I ain't missing you at all #
# 因為你已離我而去 # # since you've been gone away #
# 我根本就沒想念你 # # I ain't missing you #
# 無論朋友如何叨念 # # no matter what my friends say #
# 從未想念過你 # # ain't missing you #
- 嘿 - 你好 - Hey. - Hey.
你在這做什麼? What are you doing here?
就是來看看你最近如何 Just came to see how you are.
我他媽簡直不能再好了 I'm doing fucking great.
我感覺我從那以後最開心了 I'm the happiest I've ever been,
所以 我在這兒一個人盡情享受時光 so I'm just having a great time with myself.
我很高興你一個人過得挺好 I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself.
我現在單飛了 就像碧昂絲 I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce.
我以前有過"天命真男" 但現在... I used to have the other destiny's children, but now I'm just...
單人超級明星 a lone superstar.
碧昂絲曾為"天命真女"三人團隊中一員 2002年團隊解散
不錯啊 Happy for you.
就像一位苗條的公主擁有理想和好嗓音 準備展翅高飛 Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice.
很棒啊 That's great.
你怎麼樣? How are you?
我挺不錯的 I'm pretty great.
我就是裝裝酷... 你也知道祖克是個愛炫酷的 I just chill and... You know how chill Zook is.
祖克炫酷 沒錯 Zook's such a chill guy.
高冷得像冰一樣 Just like ice.
我真替你高興 That makes me so happy for you.
瞧 我只是想要說 So, look, I just wanted to say that, like,
我最近又考慮了下那案子 I was thinking about the case,
我擔心他們有可能抓錯人了 and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.
我也覺得他不是真兇 I don't think he's the guy, either.
是吧? Yeah?
我查了下老鬼的背景 I looked into the Ghost's background,
我發現他在為一個州立大學的學生付學費 and I saw that he pays tuition for a student at MC State.
你覺得老鬼就是那個供貨人的老爸? You think the Ghost could be the supplier's dad?
也許 Maybe.
這條信息夠有料啊 Okay, that's a pretty good piece of information.
多謝誇獎 Thank you.
我聽說"歪乏"又要重現江湖了 Well, I heard Whyphy's coming back in a big way.
這個春假 有人會帶一大坨"歪乏" Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff
去墨西哥的波多 down to Puerto, Mexico, for spring break.
如果真是這樣 "歪乏"就要火了 And if that happens, whyphy is going viral.
會火遍全美各大高校 It's gonna be at every college in the country.
還是我的消息比較有料 I think my information was stronger.
如果你... 你想 Look, if you... If you want to,
我們可以過去 we could go down there.
一起去? Like together?
不要說得這麼認真 We don't have to put a label on it.
就是玩一玩 就這一回 Just, like, one-time. One-time thing.
不談承諾 你我都別有負擔 No big commitment or stress to each other.
用來紀念我們過去的美好 Just that one-time for old-time's sake.
那你讓學校橄欖球美好新生活怎麼辦? What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
我也得放個假 I have time off.
放個春假 I'm on spring break.
墨西哥 波多
爽歪歪 Cool tingling.
得給這些寶貝找個好位置 Got room for one of these babies.
手榴彈 你幹嘛放那裡? A grenade. Why you gonna put it there?
一點都不衛生 That's just unsanitary.
放這感覺對 Feels right.
漏了一塊 Missed a spot.
你知道我們就是玩一回 對吧? You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
我知道 I know.
你不會怪裡怪氣的? So you're not gonna be weird about this?
好吧 Okay.
完美 Perfect.
春假 哥來了 Spring break, motherfucker.
- 沒看見我先走了嗎? - 說抱歉 - Did you not see that I was going first? - Excuse you.
- 說抱歉 - 你想先走? - Excuse you. - You want to go first?
春假 嗨起來! Spring break, motherfuckers!
# 哥 穿越人山人海 # # I be divin' in the crowd #
# 甩著編發 縱情浪 # # shake my dreads, actin' wild #
# 彎不下腰 喝太高 # # can't do lean, too blowed out #
# 太嗨根本停不了 # # too turnt up, I can't turn down #
# 停不了 停不了 # # can't turn down can't turn down #
# 停不了 # # can't turn down #
嘿 Hey.
# 我只想 到處派對 # # All I wanna do is party #
# 我的頭 搖個不停 # # my head keep on spinning around #
# 小寶貝 你怎麼不 # # baby girl, why don't you first #
# 先把衣服扔地上 # # drop it to the ground #
# 哥 穿越人山人海 # # I be divin' in the crowd #
# 甩著編發 縱情浪 # # shake my dreads, actin' wild #
# 彎不下腰 喝太高 # # can't do lean, too blowed out #
# 太嗨根本停不了 # # too turnt up, I can't turn down #
# 停不了 停不了 # # can't turn down can't turn down #
天啊! 我都出汗了 My gosh! I'm sweaty.
你們竟然在這種地方點東西吃? You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
瘋了吧 That's so crazy.
別這樣 把你老二收好 Come on, man, put your dick away.
把你老二收好 Put your fucking dick away.
上樓 上樓 走 Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.
好 計劃是這樣 Okay, so here's the plan.
這個春假 我們要讓所有這些人對"歪乏"上癮 We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on Whyphy.
然後你們帶回你們那兒 Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf,
給我賣瘋了 and you're gonna sell the shit out of it.
"賣瘋" 看到沒? "Sell shit out of it." Do you see that?
如果你們誰敢出賣我 提前說一聲 就因為我心理學教授給了我B減 我栽贓給了他 And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus.
他在牢裡呢 所以別他媽跟我過不去 He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
我們要建立一個全國的網絡 We're gonna build a nationwide network.
怎麼回事? 你搞什麼? 別出聲 What? What the fuck are you doing? Be quiet.
你幹嘛不賣90年代那些經典老毒品 Why don't you sell those old classic drugs
可卡因啊 海洛因啊... from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and...
爸 那些是給老人家抽的 Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs.
給黃金女郎那些大媽用的吧 That's, like, what they did on the golden girls.
其中一個 布蘭奇就抽海洛因 Like, Blanche did heroin.
好吧 我就默默坐著不出聲 All right, I'll just sit here and be silent.
布蘭奇沒抽過 Blanche never did heroin.
好 楊氏兄弟 你們替代我那個死了的室友 Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot.
好 贊喔 Cool. Dope.
開什麼玩笑 楊? 你們他媽的嗨了吧? Are you kidding me, Yangs? Are you fucking high?
當然了 嗨了 Of course. Yeah, I am.
老天爺 你們從來不知道 Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of,
"不要抽自己的供貨嗎?" "don't get high on your own supply"?
不知道 We didn't. Nah.
我沒抽 I didn't do that.
對 我抽了他的 他抽了我的 Yeah, I used his and he used mine.
好吧 那我只能殺你們兩隻雞儆猴了 Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.
那是槍 真的誒 That's a gun. Yeah.
誰先來? Who first?
你想先來嗎? 我不想死啊 You want to go first? I don't want to die.
你死吧... 我不想死 You die... I don't want to die.
- 石頭剪子布? - 石頭剪子布? - You want to do rock paper scissors? - Rock paper scissors?
- 就這樣 - 就這樣 - That's how we'll do it. - That's how we'll do it.
操 Fuck.
這樣永遠誰也贏不了 Yeah, we won't figure this out.
- 那我把你們倆都殺了 - 親愛的 - I'll shoot both of you. - Darling.
如果你要繼承家族產業 If you're going into the family business,
你得有個清白的背景 you will have to have a clean record.
所以我們才雇了這些人幫你殺嘛 That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
完蛋了 異口同聲 Oh, fuck. Jinx.
現在就行動 We got to move right now.
到天堂給我買杯可樂 又來了 Buy me a coke in heaven. Jinx again.
給我放下槍! 他媽的放下! Put your guns down! Fucking guns down!
道格? Doug?
我才不叫道格 我是施密特 My name's not Doug, it's Schmidt.
- 我們是警察 - 想不到吧 - And guess what, we're cops. - Boom.
老天爺啊 Oh, my God.
- 所有人都知道 - 真的? - Yeah, everybody knows. - Really?
你們倆就像警察真人秀裡面那些人 You guys look like the stars of a cop show called Hawaiian dads.
好了 聊夠了 夥計們 上! All right, enough is enough. Boys, move in!
- 我們還有後援呢? - 對! - Oh, do we have company? - Yeah!
- 放下槍 - 你先放 - Drop your guns. - Drop yours first.
我們的槍比你們多多了 給我他媽的放下 We have way more guns than you. Drop your fucking guns.
好吧 你說得沒錯 Okay, that's a good point.
哇 Wow.
這就是你們的計劃了? I mean, was this really your entire plan?
衝進來 也沒有後援? Coming in here with no backup?
也許我們有個周全得多的計劃 Or maybe we had a far more elaborate plan. Mmm-hmm.
也許我哥們口袋裡裝了個跟蹤器 Maybe my partner has a tracking device in his pocket right now.
也許... 什麼? May... what?
你才有跟蹤器 我沒帶 You had the fucking tracking device. I don't have it.
你他媽就只用記得帶這個 That's the one fucking thing you were supposed to remember.
你才是大腦 跟蹤器什麼的歸你 You're the smart person. You do the tracking device shit.
那是你管的 我是肌肉啊 That's your domain. I do the physical shit.
知道嗎 有時候我可能是拖你後腿了 You know what, I may drag you down sometimes,
但一旦你有機會做些蠢事 but every possible time you can do something dumb,
你總是會做最蠢的那種 you do the dumbest possible thing.
不 最蠢的事情是 No, the fucking dumbest possible thing
讓倆警察在這吧啦吧啦 is letting two cops blah-blah-blah
而不知道其他警察正在趕來圍剿他們 while other cops are getting in position to bust their shit in.
喔 所以你是說我帶了跟蹤器 Oh, so you mean I brought the tracking device.
對啊 傻眼了吧? Yeah. What's up now, huh?
演得好真啊 That seemed like such a real argument.
這叫即興創作 That's improv, bitch.
上! Move!
春假的都看不出來 Spring break yourself, fool.
我們少年隊專打傻逼 We shoot dicks off here in jump street.
我們 也來了 We're here, as well.
我們是龍虎少年隊 把你們打個落花流水 We jump street, and we about to jump in yo' ass.
片甲不留 Right in the crack.
別輕舉妄動 面具臉 Don't do it, leatherface.
毒品在他那裡! He's got the drugs!
好無聊啊 都沒人中槍 This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我剛說完 你就中槍了? Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
我能用你的槍嗎? 大一點 Can I have your gun? It's bigger.
停下! 我打爆你屁股! Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass!
爸! Dad!
瑪雅? Maya?
你怎麼在這? What are you doing here?
發生槍戰了 This is a shoot-out.
你知道槍戰一般都怎麼發展的 You know what happens in a shoot-out.
總是要綁架個妹子 They always kidnap the girl.
也不總是 Not always.
- 梅塞迪斯? - 你得跟我走 - Mercedes? - You're coming with me.
得了吧 我才不跟你走呢 Bitch, please. I ain't going nowhere with you.
走 Now.
爸 我怎麼辦? Dad, what do I do?
那是我泳衣嗎? Is that my bathing suit?
先問一聲 才禮貌 Just ask. It's polite.
你打了我腳! 等下! You shot me in my foot! Wait!
走! 快走! Move! Move faster now!
我得慢慢來 媽的 你開槍打了我腳 I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot.
道格? 道格! Doug? Doug!
瑪雅! Maya!
梅塞迪斯把我爸綁架走了! Mercedes just took my dad that way!
我們這就去追 Okay, we're on it.
如果我死了 我會回來找你們倆的! If I die, I'm gonna kill both of you motherfuckers!
完了 這下怎麼跟得上? Fuck. How are we gonna catch him now?
蘭博基尼 Lambo.
- 警察! 警察! - 去死吧 - Policia! Policia! - Fuck off.
老鬼在那! Shit, there's Ghost!
啊? 那怎麼辦? What? What do we do?
我們得分開行動 Uh, we need to split up.
你沒問題吧? Are you okay with that?
我可以 Yeah, I can do it.
你確定? Are you sure?
不過我得開車 因為你跑得快 I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot.
啊? 我不能開蘭博基尼? What? I don't get to drive the lambo?
對 快點 要走了! No, you don't. Come on, let's go!
但是我想... 誰在乎什麼蘭博基尼? 走哇! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go!
- 快他媽把鑰匙給我! - 我捨不得 - Let go of the fucking keys! - I can't let 'em go.
你得搶過去 You're gonna have to take 'em.
好好待她 好嗎? 會很輝煌的 Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
這怎麼開啊? How do you drive this thing?
是她開你 哥們 You got to let her drive you, bro.
根本進不去 I can't get in.
嘿! Hey!
你眼睛長哪了! Look where you're going!
怎麼開啊! It's so confusing!
輕點 我的手可疼了 Easy, bitch. My hands are hurting.
哇! Whoa!
你知道是誰在後面追我嗎? You know who's behind us in that car?
那可是我們最好的司機啊 That's one of the best drivers that we got.
操! Fuck!
喔 完了 Oh, shit.
太他媽複雜了 這是什麼? Fucking complicated. What is this?
天啊! Holy shit!
你害我開不了蘭博基尼 傻逼! You fucked up me driving a lamborghini, you dick!
你妹的 鴿子! Fuck you, doves!
墨西哥波多的人們 讓我聽到你們的尖叫聲! Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy!
簡直是蝙蝠戰車 It's like a Batmobile.
加油啊 施密特! Come on, Schmidt!
老人家借過一下! Old man coming through!
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
布拉德! 春假啊! Brad! Spring break!
現在不行 Look, I can't, all right?
哥們 我要走了 走了 Dude, I got to go. I got to go.
你夠了 This is quite enough.
快放我走 放棄吧 You need to let me go and drop all this.
都讓開! Get out of the way!
東京漂移! Tokyo drift!
一切發生的太快... That was way too fast and pretty...
太... 有力了 Way too... A little bit too furious.
施密特! 快過來! 我手被銬上了 Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed!
放棄吧! 車倒是停的不錯啊! Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job!
操! 我馬上回來 Fuck! I'll be right back.
我得先走了 馬上回來 I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry.
這是命令 狗娘養的! 快過來! That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
你真是老弱病殘! You are so old and weak!
把槍放下! 說真的! Drop the fucking gun! Seriously!
把你的糙手拿開! Get your wrinkly hands off me!
你他媽去哪了? Where the hell have you been?
找你呢 Looking for you.
我都快跑瞎了! I've been running like crazy!
嘿! 嘿 Hey! Hey.
來場男人的戰鬥? Want to fight like a man?
你最好一人抵兩個男人 Then you better fight like two men.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
真的麼? 又來個雙胞胎? Really? More twins?
給我起來 老大爺! Get up, old man river!
來啊! 嘿 Come on! Hey.
起來打我 你個孬種! Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
我不打女人 你快住手! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop!
這不重要 It shouldn't matter.
如果你把我當人看而不是女人 If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman,
你肯定下得去手 也不會內疚 you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
- 好吧 - 來啊! - Okay. - Bring it!
我準備好了 I'm ready.
我可出手了 It's on now, dawg.
女人的戰鬥 Girl fight.
喔 喔 天啊 Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.
- 我眼裡出血了嗎? - 天啊 你還好嗎? - Is there blood in my eye? - Oh, my God. Are you all right?
我眼睛好像出血了 I think there's blood in my eye.
這他媽才是拳頭! Fucking learn how to hit!
好一點了! That's a little better!
好一點了 蠢貨! 來啊! 來啊! That's a little better, motherfucker! Come on! Come on!
- 不! 不! - 怎麼? - No! No! - What?
- 你幹嘛呢? - 我幹嘛? - What were you doing? - What am I doing?
你幹嘛一副要親我的樣子? Why'd you try to kiss me?
我他媽才沒有要親你! I didn't fucking try and kiss you!
- 你就有 - 你太奇怪了! - Yes, you did. - Ooh, you're so weird!
你跟我玩史密斯夫婦那一套呢 You're fucking Mr. And Mrs. Smith-ing me.
我沒有跟你搞那一套 I'm not Mr. And Mrs. Smith-ing you.
根本就不是那種性奮的戰鬥 This wasn't a sexy fight.
那你就沒有一直想要親我咯 Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time.
我壓根就沒想親你啊! I never once wanted to kiss you!
壓根! 沒有! Never! No!
- 你又來了! - 住手! - You just did it again! - Stop it! Stop!
你又擺出那個性感的表情! You're making a face that is sexy!
我根本就沒想親你! I don't even want to kiss you!
那你就別! Then stop trying!
是你一直! You keep trying!
我完全沒想要親你! I've never tried to kiss you.
你給我使了"吻我"的眼神 You gave me "kiss me" eyes.
我沒有 No, I didn't.
那是"我剛被你打了一拳"的眼神 The eyes were "I just got punched in the face" eyes.
不是"吻我"的眼神 They weren't "kiss me" eyes.
我根本都不喜歡你 I don't even like you!
我也不喜歡你 別想親我了! Neither do I, so stop kissing me!
好! Okay!
不! 你又靠近了! No! You're leaning in again!
我不知道我們是要開打還是開親! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss!
這場面被你弄得好尷尬 You're making this so uncomfortable.
簡直是有生以來最尷尬的赤手空搏 This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in.
我來給你找個台階下 打你一拳 I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face.
- 好嗎? - 好 - Okay? - Okay.
之後我們就繼續打架 And then we're gonna go back to fighting
假裝什麼都沒發生 and we'll pretend this never happened,
這感覺太怪異了 'cause I feel so awkward.
讓我看到你們的雙手! I want to see you get crazy!
唔! Whoo!
我他媽太討厭春假了! I fucking hate spring break!
操! Fuck!
嗷! Ow!
開什麼玩笑? 這是塑料的 Are you kidding me? It's plastic.
根本都不疼! 好吧... Doesn't even hurt! Okay...
這春假不是你想的那樣? This isn't the spring break you imagined?
要不這樣吧? 來點刺激的? How about this? You want a little fun?
那是什麼? What is that?
濕身誘惑喲! Get wet, baby!
我臉上好多油啊! So much lube in my face!
喔 Oh.
臉上的油 Lube on my face.
你好暴力喔! You're so violent!
要不閃開 要不上我! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!
我才不要上你! I'm not gonna fuck you!
- 要上床了嗎? - 不是! - Are we gonna fuck? - No, we're not!
是這個節奏嗎? Is that what's happening?
不! 我永遠都不會和你上床! No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever!
滾下去! Get off!
嘿! Hey!
幹嘛? 你要幹嘛? What? What are you gonna do?
用你那對充滿老年斑的手掐死我嗎? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands?
用你的助行架推倒我? You gonna push me over with your Walker?
你能追上我真了不起啊 I'm impressed you caught up to me.
可能你自從和雜貨店的 You probably haven't run that fast
老頭們一起運動後 since you played stickball in the field
就從來沒跑這麼快過 behind old pop Wiggleby's sweet shop.
- 別動 混蛋 - 感謝上帝 - Freeze, bitch. - Oh, thank God.
你看誰從那狗屁鏈子裡鑽出來了 Look who got off the motherfucking leash.
- 現在換誰當落難少女了? - 我靠! - Now who's the damsel in distress? - Fuck!
那就換他吧 Well, I guess it's him.
我沒法準確地瞄到她 施密特 I don't have a clean shot, Schmidt.
那就別開槍了! Then don't take the shot!
說不定我想瞄歪一點 Maybe I want to take a dirty shot.
就像你用歪理試圖勾引我女兒一樣 Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter.
我才沒有在裡面射出過癮你女兒好嗎? I didn't take a dirty shot in your daughter, okay?
我們聊了很多 而且我們很關心彼此 We talked a lot, and we care about each other.
你所有的美好品質 All the good qualities you have,
我都可以在瑪雅身上感受到 I can feel inside of Maya.
我開槍了 I'm gonna take the shot.
別開槍 Don't take the shot.
我可以一槍打穿你的肩膀 I can shoot right through your shoulder,
直接擊中這混蛋的胸口 hit the bitch right in the chest.
- 別開槍 - 我開槍了 - Don't take the shot. - I'm taking the shot.
我可以開槍啊 I'll take the fucking shot.
我開槍之前誰都不准開槍 Nobody take the shot before me.
- 要不咱倆同時開槍? - 誰都別開槍 - How about we take it at the same time? - No one take a shot.
等等 等等 等等 等一下! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 趁現在 瑪雅! - 什麼? - Now Maya! - What?
我操! 你有權保持沉默... Shit! You have the right to remain silent...
不用不用 這裡我搞定 No, no, no, I got this.
你去擺平老鬼 他在房頂上 You go handle the Ghost. He's on the roof.
- 這就去 - 我來吧 - I'm on it. - I got it.
你在看哪呢? What you looking at?
手銬銬得不錯啊 寶貝女兒 Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.
樓梯真他媽多 So many fucking stairs.
- 是我! 是我! - 我去 - It's me! It's me! - Shit.
哥們 你趕來了 梅塞迪斯抓住了嗎? You made it, dude. Did you get Mercedes?
是啊 單槍匹馬 Yeah. All by myself.
真的啊? Really?
- 大多數是單槍匹馬吧 - 好啊 - Mainly by myself. - Okay.
還有 老兄你太對了 那輛蘭博... And, dude, you were right, that lambo...
我現在沒法承受這個 Just can't hear that right now.
那車實在太爛了 不怎麼好 It's a shitty-made car. It's not good.
嘿 我們行動吧 我們得行動了 Hey, let's go. We got to go.
你還剩幾顆子彈? How many bullets you got left?
沒剩 None.
裝成你還有子彈吧 Act like you have bullets, then.
我們必須起飛! We gotta go!
我們必須等小布丁! We have to wait for Pudding!
延科! Jenko!
快走快走! Go, go!
- 來 拿著槍 - 好 - Here, take this. - Okay.
我試過替你挨子彈了 I tried to take a bullet for you, man.
是啊 可你沒挨上 Yeah. But you didn't.
但是我試過 重要的是我有這份心 But I tried. It's the thought that matters.
不 有份心不重要 No, it's not the thought that counts.
挨子彈才他媽重要 It's fucking taking the bullet.
掩護我 我繞過去 Cover me. I'm gonna go long.
好 Okay.
拜拜 終結者! Bye-bye, Terminator!
嘿! 放開我的直升機! Hey! Get off of my chopper!
你能甩掉他嗎? Can you shake him off?
我來了 你這個王八蛋! I'm coming for you, motherfucker!
快點來回晃一晃把手! Come on, just wiggle the stick back and forth!
他只剩一隻手! He's only got one arm!
我只需要一隻手就能打爆你的小雞雞 I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
甩掉他! 甩掉他! Shake him off! Shake him off!
別當個騷包! Don't be a pussy!
我的媽啊! Holy shit!
我辦到了! I did it!
我看上去太牛逼了! I look so fucking badass!
天啊 你飛起來了! Oh, my God, you flew!
這太瘋狂了! This is crazy!
你真的跳了! You made the leap, man!
你為什麼跳? Why'd you do that?
因為你跳了啊! 'Cause you did it!
我不能不管你死活啊哥們! I couldn't leave you hanging, man!
你在胡說什麼啊? 我沒事 我搞定了 What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it.
你才沒... You weren't...
- 我抓住你了! - 我操! 施密特! - I got you! - Shit! Schmidt!
我抓住你了! I got you!
你救了我的命! You saved my life!
我才發現 I just realized something.
你才不是拖著我下水 You don't hold me down, man.
你是拉著我上進 You lift me up.
實際裡和比喻上都是 Literally and figuratively.
我知道 我說的就是 Yeah, I know. I meant both.
你也從來不拖我下水 You don't drag me down, either, man.
當然除了現在以外 I mean, except right now.
你正拖著我 你真重啊 You're dragging me down. You're really heavy.
聽好了 我短褲裡有顆手榴彈 Hey, listen, there's a grenade in my shorts.
你夠得著嗎? Can you reach it?
你得從下面入手 You gotta go in from underneath.
真他媽的! Oh, shit!
- 是這個嗎? - 那是我小雞雞 - Is that it? - That's my dick.
這個呢? What about that?
這還是我的小雞雞 That's my dick also.
為什麼是硬的?! Why is it hard?!
我身體裡的腎上腺素狂飆啊! I have so much adrenaline right now!
- 是這個嗎? - 你別胳肢我啊 - Is that it? - You're tickling me.
我摸不著! I can't find it!
就是它! 抓住! That's it! Grab it!
很好! Yes!
天啊 我滿嘴都是 No, I got it in my mouth.
扔的時候說句帥氣的話! Say something cool when you throw it!
一 二 三! One, two, three!
帥氣的話! Something cool!
他們不見了! They're gone!
喔 活著太棒... Oh, I feel so alive...
嗚呼! Whoo-hoo!
我們成功了! We did it!
哥們 我太他媽... 疼! Dude, fuck, I'm... ow!
哦! 不好 對不起 Oh! Shit, sorry.
哥們 我太想念你了 Dude, I miss you so much, man.
我也想念你 I miss you, too.
當時你就像是一朵花的小小種子 You were like a tiny little flower seed
我把你緊緊的握在手中 and I was clenching you in my fist.
可是花朵不能在手中茁壯成長 But a flower, it can't grow in a fist.
小小種子必須自由的飛翔 尋找自己的土壤 A little seed needs to fly away free and find its soil.
我知道 我試過尋找自己的土坑 可我一點也不喜歡 Yeah, I know. I tried to soil myself and, dude, I didn't like it.
我本想讓我們的關係之間沒有摩擦 I wanted a relationship without friction.
可是有摩擦才能產生火花 Dude, you need friction to create fire.
我們之間就是這個 是火花 And that's what we have, we have fire.
哥們 我跟你了 我跟定你了 Dude, I'm in. I'm all in.
感謝上天 Thank God.
我想要的一直就是這個 只有你和我 夥計 Dude, this is what I've always wanted. Just me and you, buddy.
我愛你 I love you.
我也是 哥們 我愛死你了 Me, too, man. I love you, man.
我看透了 You know what?
他倆就應該在一起 That's who he should be with, man.
啥? What?
你當時扔手榴彈的時候說什麼了? Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there?
我說了句: "帥氣的話" I said: "Something cool."
你說什麼了? What did you say?
- 是句 "帥氣的話" - 不我懂 可你說的是什麼? - It was "something cool." - No, but what'd you say?
是啊我知道 我說了"帥氣的話" Yeah, I know. I said, "something cool."
我沒想到放春假如此糟糕透頂 I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky.
真挺噁心 It's pretty gross.
我們對這種事來說年紀太大了 Man, we're getting too old for this shit.
我們一開始年紀就太大了 We started off too old for this shit.
這句不是騙人的 You ain't lying about that.
哥們 手的事咱倆就算扯平了好吧? 對吧? Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right?
幹嘛? 你想要幹嘛? What? What do you want to do?
- 別動 - 我操 好吧 - Don't move. - Fuck. All right.
- 趕快弄完吧 行嗎? - 別動啊 - Just get it over with, all right? - Don't move.
- 一... - 擦破手臂就行了 - One... - Just graze my arm.
- 我不想讓你射中骨頭 - 二 - I don't want you to hit the bone. - Two,
三 Three.
- 操! 操! - 媽呀! - Fuck! Fuck! - Shit!
- 天啊 你沒事吧? - 你媽逼! - Oh, my God, are you all right? - Shit!
為什麼? 為什麼每次在你身邊我都會受傷? Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you?
- 延科 你幹什麼呢? - 我去你媽的 - Jenko, what are you doing? - Oh, fuck you.
- 去你媽的施密特 - 別瞎鬧了 - Fuck you, Schmidt. - Stop dicking around.
- 嘿 隊長 - 恭喜二位 - Hey, Cap. - Congratulations, you two.
你們成功搞定了你們原先搞糟了的局面 You managed to un-fuck up the situation you originally fucked up.
謝了 Thanks.
我多希望你沒搞我女兒 I wish you can un-fuck my daughter,
可我就讓它過去了 but I'm gonna let that be the past.
你們這次的任務 Now, for your next mission,
輪到你倆兔崽子去上醫學院了 you two sons of bitches are going to medical school.
啥? What?
轉頭咳一聲 龍虎少年隊3: 醫學院
醫生檢查蛋蛋的時候說的話
這回 去國外當留學生 This time, foreign exchange students.
- 真棒 - 太好了! - Awesome. - Yes!
去俄國 In Russia.
啥? What?
再會了 Do svidanya.
伏特加蘇打 Vodka soda.
熱乎騰騰的布爾什維克 龍虎少年隊4: 外國留學生
"布爾什維克"和bullshit"狗屎"諧音
接下來的任務 海上學期 Next assignment. A semester at sea.
世事無船 龍虎少年隊5: 海上學期
龍虎少年隊6: 藝術學院
輪到你倆兔崽子去上廚師學校了 You two sons of bitches are going to culinary school.
這個肉餡卷餅裡有微型芯片 There's a microchip in this empanada.
傳家配方 Old family recipe.
最好還是保密 Best to keep it a secret.
我 操! Oh, shit!
開燉吧 龍虎少年隊7: 廚師學院
一鋤即發 龍虎少年隊8: 獸醫學院
新任務... New assignment...
隊長 你看施密特是不是不一樣了? Cap, does Schmidt look any different to you?
不會 那就是施密特 No. That's Schmidt.
我聽不懂你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about, man.
他看起來一模一樣啊 He look exactly the same to me.
我配了副新眼鏡 I got new glasses.
對啊 只不過是配了副新眼鏡 媽的 Yeah, man, he just got some new glasses, man. God damn.
沒人會TM注意到的 No one's gonna fucking notice.
我們上吧 施密特 Let's do this, Schmidt.
好啊 用我們一貫作風 延肯斯 Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins.
- 是延科 - 哦不好意思 - It's Jenko. - Oh, sorry.
延科和施密特重返沙場... 龍虎少年隊9: 聖主日學校
神聖屎命
你能回來我真的是太高興了 施密特 I'm really, really glad you're back, Schmidt.
你說什麼呢? 什麼合約糾紛? What are you talking about? What contract dispute?
我一直都在這 I've been here the whole time.
給我閉上你的臭嘴 Man, shut the fuck up.
飛行學院怎麼樣? How about a flight academy?
帶回副駕駛裡的"架勢" 龍虎少年隊10: 飛行學院
臥底將會變得非常性感 Undercover just got a whole lot sexier.
龍虎少年隊11: 忍者學院
重友輕水管 龍虎少年隊12: 消防員學校
你是龍虎少年隊的 對吧? You're Jump Street, right?
是啊 你是怎麼知道的? Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?
我是布克 I'm Booker.
我靠 你可是傳說人物啊 Oh, shit. Man, you're a legend.
龍虎少年隊: 傳宗接代
龍虎少年隊14: 老鬼歸來
交通駕駛課! Traffic school!
龍虎少年隊15: 交通駕駛課 機動車停放 緝毒真挺棒
軍事學校 Military school.
龍虎少年隊16: 軍事學校 賭上褲子裡的二等兵
潛水課 Scuba class.
龍虎少年隊17: 潛水課 重友輕
庫斯托: 著名海洋研究家
舞蹈學院 Dance academy.
很好 Yes.
終於輪到我拿手的了 Finally something I'm amazing at.
# 當你無路可退時 你的朋友們會為你開道 # # Your friends'll be there when your back is to the wall #
# 你會發現你需要我們 # # you'll find you need us #
# 因為別人不會聽你的號召 # # 'cause there's no one else to call #
龍虎少年隊18: 舞蹈學院 踮腳 開槍
輪到你倆兔崽子去遊戲裡了 You sons of bitches is gonna be in a video game.
來炸爛東西吧 Let's blow shit up.
龍虎少年隊Style Jump street style.
# 我們已經到處失控 # # We out of control all over the place #
# 誰來阻止我們啊 快 # # and somebody gotta put it to a stop, quick #
# 在路上 在你面前 # # out on the road all up in your face #
龍虎少年隊人偶玩具
準備好屌爆一輩子吧 Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers.
它往我嘴巴裡噴墨啦! It's inking in my mouth!
別干我女兒 Don't fuck my daughter.
# 是啊他們就會破案 而且破的快 # # Yeah they'll crack the case and yeah they gotta crack it fast #
# 他們就是龍虎隊 要爆你菊花開 # # They're the jump street and 'bout to jump up in your ass
龍虎少年隊: 動畫版
龍虎少年隊19: 電動射靶遊戲
# 這是專門私下行動 特殊的軍團 # # This the special unit that's designed to keep it quiet #
沃特斯先生說: 別射我的小丁丁!!
# 我們潛入販毒團體 抓出大毒梟 上! # # We infiltrate the dealers and we find the damn suppliers GO! #
# 不要用別人幫你來選擇道理 # # Don't need permission to decide what you believe #
# 就跳 跳到龍虎隊裡 # # say jump, jumping down on jump street #
好 新任務 All right, new assignment.
化妝用了六個小時? Six hours of makeup?
我倆對這種事來說年紀太大了 We're getting too old for this shit.
說得好 Nice.
龍虎老年隊20: 敬老院 老字號
# 等一下 我們不過在尋找本性 # # Wait, we just here trying to find us #
# 施密特找來找去找到了愛情 # # Schmidt went lookin', till he found love #
龍虎少年隊21: 魔術學校
# 生活甜蜜了 祝你胃口好 # # Got his life sweet, bon appetit #
# 放春假真好 海灘派對妙 # # Spring break, bitch, throw a party on the beach #
龍虎少年隊22: 美容學院 染髮染到底
# 事態有變動可是 # # Shit did change, but all that means #
# 真正的朋友不會離你在此 # # is that your real friends don't ever leave #
龍虎少年隊23: 墨西哥街頭樂隊 這有點太離譜了
# 哪一天才會截止? # # Will it ever be complete? #
# 龍虎少年隊永遠不會死 # # Jump street won't ever cease #
# 不會死 不會死 # # ever cease ever cease #
龍虎太空隊2121
# 不會死 不會死 # # ever cease ever cease #
帥氣的話! Something cool!
最後有彩蛋 不要走開
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# 我們會永遠活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
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# 我們會永遠活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我們會永遠 我們會永遠 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
協調: 影子
# 耶 今年是我們的 我和兄弟在一起 # # Yeah, me and my homie this is our year #
翻譯: Morning
# 事情就像一場消防演習 # # and it's going down like a fire drill #
翻譯: 貓唄愛歌詞
# 千辛萬苦到此 在此分離 # # Came a long way, now we part here #
翻譯: 軒一一
# 可我們還是一起主宰 一起拉稀 # # and we still running shit, call it diarrhea #
翻譯: 波特妹子
# 像"好傢伙"們一樣 彼此堅持 # # Coming up together like them Goodfellas #
# 心心相印 # # Heart through the loop #
翻譯: 22跳千
# 把守這些街頭巷尾 保持真實 # # Holding down, keep it true in these streets #
# 直到房頂 # # Back to the roof #
翻譯: UUUUU
# 隨時隨地我都要 像脊椎一樣為你撐腰 # # Anywhere anytime, I got your back like a spine #
翻譯: 雷丘討厭歌詞
# 從不撇下兄弟自己跑 大家一起閃耀 # # My homies never left behind, my whole team get to shine #
校對: 影子
# 世界說敞開心靈 所以我們越來越出名 # # The world said open up that's why we're blowing up #
# 所以我們奮力前行 喝到吐了才停 # # That's why we rolling up drinking till we throw up #
# 我們賺錢之欲 是無人可比之舉 # # The way we get this cheddar, there ain't nobody better #
# 天上寫下我們的名字 因為我們會永遠活下去 # # Write our names in the sky 'cause we gonna live forever #
# 永遠活下去啊 # # live forever, man #
# 我們會永遠活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我們會永遠 我們會永遠 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
# 派對中最引人注目者 培恩酒 百加得 # # Life of the party, patron and bacardi #
# 爛醉如泥地 和那個女孩火熱著 # # Get faded, get sloppy, and all up in that chick's body #
# 和我在一起的人都有層次 # # Came up with the people that's real #
# 是我的飯票子 # # Ticket to the meal #
# 就是如此 我們在一起 # # Now like it, we all together #
# 就是這樣子 # # That's just how it is #
# 我也是醉了 就像三振出局一樣 # # I'm throwed like a strike out #
# 比燈塔都要更光亮 # # Shine brighter than a lighthouse #
# 比白宮都要更寬敞 # # Bigger than the white house #
# 和我們作對 就會全部落網 # # Go against my team, get wiped out #
# 摩托上的鐵騎兵 # # Got them choppers like troopers #
# 別讓我劈你頭破血流 # # Don't make me split your head #
# 我弟兄把你點了 拿來當煙抽 # # My lil' homie left up here, he'll smoke ya like a cig #
# 我們會永遠活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我們會永遠 我們會永遠 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
# 我們會永遠活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我們會永遠 我們會永遠 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
# 我們會永遠活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 是啊 # # Yeah #
# 永遠 # # Forever #
艾瑞克 Eric.
艾瑞克 醒了沒? Eric, are you awake?
沒 No.
我大姨媽來遲了 I'm late.