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那么好的
all right now

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戴安娜说她在关系中总是胜者
Diana say she'll always bethe winner in her relationship

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戴安娜 发生了什么事
Diana Diana what's going on

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好的 杰瑞 我和你说
all right Jerry let me tell you

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天呐 我的男票
my boyfriend is oh my gosh

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他保龄球实在打的太棒了 那是他的爱好
he is amazing at bowling that is his hobby

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他保龄球很棒
he's amazing at bowling

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超级棒 在这上面挥金如土 是的 他很厉害
he is amazing at bowling he is a highroller bowler yeah he is fantastic

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然后他效力于一个叫打击力量的联盟
okay so he's on this league and they're called strike force

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我是说这个团队 是的 叫打击力量
I mean this group yes strike force

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团队也很厉害
yes this group is fantastic

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他们赢了很多比赛 带回家很多钱
I mean they're winning competitions they're bringing home money

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很多的奖杯
they're bringing home trophies

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各种各样的奖品
all sorts of prizes

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他们真的是我见过最棒的保龄球联盟之一
I mean they are they are one of the best bowling leagues I've ever seen

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恩 好的 了解了
okay well okay

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他们队上有3个还是4个男人
yeah I mean they've got three or four guys on this team

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然后还需要一个女人
and they need one more female

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我想我就是那个女人
and I think I should be that female

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- 我保龄球打得不赖 - 恩 一看见你 我就站你这边
- I'm not bad at bowling myself - well I'm on your side just seeing you

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很高兴你这么说 - 看见你我就想到保龄球
- well I'm glad - I see you I think bowling

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嘿 大家都是这么认为的
hey that's what I'm known for

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好的 那你的问题是什么
yeah but you are here so what's the problem

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问题是
the problem is

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他想让我的朋友 梅茜入队
he wants my friend Macy to be on the team

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哦
Oh

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她保龄球打得很好吗
is she a good bowler

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- 可能吧 - 嗯
- I guess - well

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我不觉得 我想我比她好点
I don't think so I think I'm a little better

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本来我对此事是没有意见的
but I mean I wouldn't have an issue with it

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但是我发现在几个月前
if I wouldn't have found out a few months ago

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我工作的时候
that while I was at work

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- 她亲了我男票 - 哦 哦 这比备胎还糟糕
- she had kissed him - oh oh that's worse than a spare

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是有点 我是说这让我有点心烦意乱
a little bit I mean it upset me a little bit

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是的 我对这事很不爽
yes I'm not okay with that no

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所以说 当你和他说了这事
so so when you told him about that

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你说 嘿 我听说你亲了她
you know said hey I heard you kissed her

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他怎么说
or What did he say

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他就说这并不意味着什么
he just said oh it doesn't mean anything

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你知道我只对你有感觉
you know I only have feelings for you

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这是单次事件 就只在那一刻
it's a one-time thing it was in the moment

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你知道每个男人都会给这么个借口
you know the same excuses every guy gives

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无意冒犯坐在这里的男人们
yeah no offense to guys out there

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只是这么说说
just saying

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我是说 我和梅茜
but I mean me and Macy

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竞争了很多年
have been in competition for years

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我们从小就是朋友
we have been friends since we were little

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- 哦我明白了 - 我们会竞争谁得到的男人更好
- oh I see - we were in competition over which guy we can get

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读高中的时候
I mean in high school

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我们比赛谁的成绩更好
we were in competition over whose grades were better

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我们从小到大都玩体育
we played sports growing up

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我们总是会比赛谁能拿第一
I mean we were always competing over who got the head spot

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我们之前还为了大富翁游戏
I mean we got into a fistfight

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打了一架
over a Monopoly board game

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所以现在你们又在为这事竞争
so now you're competing over this and

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- 啊 是的 - 但这次是你的男票
- oh yeah - but this is your boyfriend

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你们在一起多久了
how long you been with him

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有两年了
I've been with him for two years

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- 所以这段关系很认真 - 是的
- yeah so it's a serious relationship - yeah

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- 你们住一起吗 - 是的
- you guys live together - we do

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我们住在一起一年半了
we've lived together for the past year and a half

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那有没有可能 这只是个单纯的亲吻
okay so is it possible that really was just an innocent thing

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是的 这事我们已经翻篇了
yeah I mean we've moved past it

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我们还是朋友
me and her still friends

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- 她就像我姐妹 - 嗯
- she's like my sister - yeah

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- 但你知道 - 所以你为什么来这个节目
- but you know - so why are you here

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我来这里是想让我男票知道
I'm here because I want to let DJ know

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我是他女票 我保龄球不赖
that I'm not okay with him you know picking her

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而他选了她 这让我很不爽
when I'm his girlfriend and I'm not bad at bowling

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我自然而然是他的首选
I should automatically be his first choice

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好的 让我们现在来见下男票
well let's meet DJ right now

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我会让你表达诉求 有请男票上场
I'll let you make your pleading here is DJ

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你为什么选她
why did you pick her

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显然该选我
obviously I should be the one there

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她保龄球打得比你好
she's just a better bowler than you are

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好 你居然这么认为 我的平均分数是82到115之间
okay you think so my average is like 82 to 115

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- 她平均150分 - 哦 那她更厉害点
- her average is 150  - okay that's better

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但我们玩过的其他运动项目中
yeah but I know that in every other sport we have played

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我总是能击败她
I have always kicked her ass

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她的技术比你好
yeah she has better technique than you do

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知道怎么擦保龄球
she knows how to wipe balls bowling balls

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保龄球鞋也选的对
she's got the right shoes

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你看见了没 他总是看不起我
do you see what I get he's always putting me down

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过去两年一直这样
for the past two years

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他就只会贬低我 这个习惯真恼人
he has done nothing but put me down his habits are annoying

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你选她是因为她擦保龄球的方式
you taking her because you like the way she wiped the ball

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是 她擦得棒极了
yeah she wipe the ball damn good

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你最好说的是保龄球
you better hope you're talking about bowling

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- 我是说 - 你和她之间有什么吗
- I mean what - has anything gone on between you and her

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恩 前几天有个车展
yes back in the day we there was a car show

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- 但你不想去 - 我得工作
- and you didn't want to go - I had to work

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- 发生了什么 - 我们到了那边
- what happened - well we got there we

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我们看了车 看了车赛
we watched some cars we said watch some races

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然后那边有个湿身比赛
there was 1 wet t-shirt competition

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- 哇哦 - 我知道怎么回事了
- oh - I know where this is going

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我也能赢那比赛
oh I could win at that too 

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她跑去参加了那比赛
she joined the wet t-shirt competition 

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她的大胸 哇 太棒了
but she had this great big oh boobs 

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太热辣了 我为之倾倒
and they just they just hot and I just fell way for them

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我是说真的很大
I mean that was big 

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你就只在乎这些 在乎她的外表
is that all you care about is the way that she looks 

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你难道不喜欢我的样貌
do you not like the way I look 

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- 我的胸对你来说还不够大嘛 - 不是的
- are my boobs not big enough for you - no 

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我的屁股更翘
I know my ass is better 

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所以我们谈的不只是保龄球
so how we're talking about not just the bowling balls but 

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是的 还有西瓜
yeah got some watermelons 

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好的 接下来有请梅茜
well let's meet this Macy

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- 你真以为比我好吗 - 是的 我就是比你好
- You honestly think you are better than me - yeah I know I'm better than you 

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我平均分有150
I score 150 average at bowling 

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你还觉得你比我厉害吗
you honestly think you're better than me

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- 是的 我能证明 - 那就证明看看
- oh I know I could prove it - prove it

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那我们来比连裤袜保龄球
let's play some pantyhose bowling 

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啥 啥 啥是连裤袜保龄球
what what it what is pantyhose bowling is

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- 连裤袜保龄球就是 - 这些家伙是怎么知道的
- pantyhose bowling is basically - how did these guys know yeah

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好的 你们把球装进连裤袜
okay you put a ball in the pantyhose 

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套在头上
put it on your head 

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如果你没有足够的钱玩保龄球的话 可以玩这个代替
if you don't have enough money you can play this instead of bowling 

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你的意思是赢的人
and are you saying that the winner 

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你同意这么做
are you okay with that 

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你会选赢家到你的保龄球队上
the winner you will pick then to be on your bowling team 

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好的
oh yeah

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我赢我就入队 你闪一边
 if I win I'm on the team and you back off 

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你赢 我就滚一边 和你 你男票还有保龄球队划清界限
if you win I'll back off from you your boyfriend and the team all

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- 放马过来 贱人 - 哇哦 这很公平 这是啥
- bring it on bitch -oh wow that seems really fair now what is this

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是连裤袜 然后你们要
so they're the Pend and you have to

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用网球击倒球瓶
take the tennis ball yeah hit the pins down 

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谁能击倒更多的瓶子
whoever gets more down

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- 那排是你的 这排是她的 - 是的
- that's your line and this is her line - yes 

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这挺公平的 各就各位
okay this looks fair yeah on your mark

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我是说 好的 开始吧
I mean yeah okay get to go go

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闭嘴
shut up

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太厉害了
rocky right back

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天呐 干得太棒了
oh my god well done