那么好的 all right now
戴安娜说她在关系中总是胜者 Diana say she'll always bethe winner in her relationship
戴安娜 发生了什么事 Diana Diana what's going on
好的 杰瑞 我和你说 all right Jerry let me tell you
天呐 我的男票 my boyfriend is oh my gosh
他保龄球实在打的太棒了 那是他的爱好 he is amazing at bowling that is his hobby
他保龄球很棒 he's amazing at bowling
超级棒 在这上面挥金如土 是的 他很厉害 he is amazing at bowling he is a highroller bowler yeah he is fantastic
然后他效力于一个叫打击力量的联盟 okay so he's on this league and they're called strike force
我是说这个团队 是的 叫打击力量 I mean this group yes strike force
团队也很厉害 yes this group is fantastic
他们赢了很多比赛 带回家很多钱 I mean they're winning competitions they're bringing home money
很多的奖杯 they're bringing home trophies
各种各样的奖品 all sorts of prizes
他们真的是我见过最棒的保龄球联盟之一 I mean they are they are one of the best bowling leagues I've ever seen
恩 好的 了解了 okay well okay
他们队上有3个还是4个男人 yeah I mean they've got three or four guys on this team
然后还需要一个女人 and they need one more female
我想我就是那个女人 and I think I should be that female
- 我保龄球打得不赖 - 恩 一看见你 我就站你这边 - I'm not bad at bowling myself - well I'm on your side just seeing you
很高兴你这么说 - 看见你我就想到保龄球 - well I'm glad - I see you I think bowling
嘿 大家都是这么认为的 hey that's what I'm known for
好的 那你的问题是什么 yeah but you are here so what's the problem
问题是 the problem is
他想让我的朋友 梅茜入队 he wants my friend Macy to be on the team
哦 Oh
她保龄球打得很好吗 is she a good bowler
- 可能吧 - 嗯 - I guess - well
我不觉得 我想我比她好点 I don't think so I think I'm a little better
本来我对此事是没有意见的 but I mean I wouldn't have an issue with it
但是我发现在几个月前 if I wouldn't have found out a few months ago
我工作的时候 that while I was at work
- 她亲了我男票 - 哦 哦 这比备胎还糟糕 - she had kissed him - oh oh that's worse than a spare
是有点 我是说这让我有点心烦意乱 a little bit I mean it upset me a little bit
是的 我对这事很不爽 yes I'm not okay with that no
所以说 当你和他说了这事 so so when you told him about that
你说 嘿 我听说你亲了她 you know said hey I heard you kissed her
他怎么说 or What did he say
他就说这并不意味着什么 he just said oh it doesn't mean anything
你知道我只对你有感觉 you know I only have feelings for you
这是单次事件 就只在那一刻 it's a one-time thing it was in the moment
你知道每个男人都会给这么个借口 you know the same excuses every guy gives
无意冒犯坐在这里的男人们 yeah no offense to guys out there
只是这么说说 just saying
我是说 我和梅茜 but I mean me and Macy
竞争了很多年 have been in competition for years
我们从小就是朋友 we have been friends since we were little
- 哦我明白了 - 我们会竞争谁得到的男人更好 - oh I see - we were in competition over which guy we can get
读高中的时候 I mean in high school
我们比赛谁的成绩更好 we were in competition over whose grades were better
我们从小到大都玩体育 we played sports growing up
我们总是会比赛谁能拿第一 I mean we were always competing over who got the head spot
我们之前还为了大富翁游戏 I mean we got into a fistfight
打了一架 over a Monopoly board game
所以现在你们又在为这事竞争 so now you're competing over this and
- 啊 是的 - 但这次是你的男票 - oh yeah - but this is your boyfriend
你们在一起多久了 how long you been with him
有两年了 I've been with him for two years
- 所以这段关系很认真 - 是的 - yeah so it's a serious relationship - yeah
- 你们住一起吗 - 是的 - you guys live together - we do
我们住在一起一年半了 we've lived together for the past year and a half
那有没有可能 这只是个单纯的亲吻 okay so is it possible that really was just an innocent thing
是的 这事我们已经翻篇了 yeah I mean we've moved past it
我们还是朋友 me and her still friends
- 她就像我姐妹 - 嗯 - she's like my sister - yeah
- 但你知道 - 所以你为什么来这个节目 - but you know - so why are you here
我来这里是想让我男票知道 I'm here because I want to let DJ know
我是他女票 我保龄球不赖 that I'm not okay with him you know picking her
而他选了她 这让我很不爽 when I'm his girlfriend and I'm not bad at bowling
我自然而然是他的首选 I should automatically be his first choice
好的 让我们现在来见下男票 well let's meet DJ right now
我会让你表达诉求 有请男票上场 I'll let you make your pleading here is DJ
你为什么选她 why did you pick her
显然该选我 obviously I should be the one there
她保龄球打得比你好 she's just a better bowler than you are
好 你居然这么认为 我的平均分数是82到115之间 okay you think so my average is like 82 to 115
- 她平均150分 - 哦 那她更厉害点 - her average is 150 - okay that's better
但我们玩过的其他运动项目中 yeah but I know that in every other sport we have played
我总是能击败她 I have always kicked her ass
她的技术比你好 yeah she has better technique than you do
知道怎么擦保龄球 she knows how to wipe balls bowling balls
保龄球鞋也选的对 she's got the right shoes
你看见了没 他总是看不起我 do you see what I get he's always putting me down
过去两年一直这样 for the past two years
他就只会贬低我 这个习惯真恼人 he has done nothing but put me down his habits are annoying
你选她是因为她擦保龄球的方式 you taking her because you like the way she wiped the ball
是 她擦得棒极了 yeah she wipe the ball damn good
你最好说的是保龄球 you better hope you're talking about bowling
- 我是说 - 你和她之间有什么吗 - I mean what - has anything gone on between you and her
恩 前几天有个车展 yes back in the day we there was a car show
- 但你不想去 - 我得工作 - and you didn't want to go - I had to work
- 发生了什么 - 我们到了那边 - what happened - well we got there we
我们看了车 看了车赛 we watched some cars we said watch some races
然后那边有个湿身比赛 there was 1 wet t-shirt competition
- 哇哦 - 我知道怎么回事了 - oh - I know where this is going
我也能赢那比赛 oh I could win at that too
她跑去参加了那比赛 she joined the wet t-shirt competition
她的大胸 哇 太棒了 but she had this great big oh boobs
太热辣了 我为之倾倒 and they just they just hot and I just fell way for them
我是说真的很大 I mean that was big
你就只在乎这些 在乎她的外表 is that all you care about is the way that she looks
你难道不喜欢我的样貌 do you not like the way I look
- 我的胸对你来说还不够大嘛 - 不是的 - are my boobs not big enough for you - no
我的屁股更翘 I know my ass is better
所以我们谈的不只是保龄球 so how we're talking about not just the bowling balls but
是的 还有西瓜 yeah got some watermelons
好的 接下来有请梅茜 well let's meet this Macy
- 你真以为比我好吗 - 是的 我就是比你好 - You honestly think you are better than me - yeah I know I'm better than you
我平均分有150 I score 150 average at bowling
你还觉得你比我厉害吗 you honestly think you're better than me
- 是的 我能证明 - 那就证明看看 - oh I know I could prove it - prove it
那我们来比连裤袜保龄球 let's play some pantyhose bowling
啥 啥 啥是连裤袜保龄球 what what it what is pantyhose bowling is
- 连裤袜保龄球就是 - 这些家伙是怎么知道的 - pantyhose bowling is basically - how did these guys know yeah
好的 你们把球装进连裤袜 okay you put a ball in the pantyhose
套在头上 put it on your head
如果你没有足够的钱玩保龄球的话 可以玩这个代替 if you don't have enough money you can play this instead of bowling
你的意思是赢的人 and are you saying that the winner
你同意这么做 are you okay with that
你会选赢家到你的保龄球队上 the winner you will pick then to be on your bowling team
好的 oh yeah
我赢我就入队 你闪一边 if I win I'm on the team and you back off
你赢 我就滚一边 和你 你男票还有保龄球队划清界限 if you win I'll back off from you your boyfriend and the team all
- 放马过来 贱人 - 哇哦 这很公平 这是啥 - bring it on bitch -oh wow that seems really fair now what is this
是连裤袜 然后你们要 so they're the Pend and you have to
用网球击倒球瓶 take the tennis ball yeah hit the pins down
谁能击倒更多的瓶子 whoever gets more down
- 那排是你的 这排是她的 - 是的 - that's your line and this is her line - yes
这挺公平的 各就各位 okay this looks fair yeah on your mark
我是说 好的 开始吧 I mean yeah okay get to go go
闭嘴 shut up
太厉害了 rocky right back
天呐 干得太棒了 oh my god well done