片名:性感女特工
謝謝你 Thank you.
歡迎光臨 Welcome.
嗯,謝謝 Well, thank you.
樓上請,女士 Up the stairs, ma'am.
- 快點兒,我們走吧 - 這就來 - Come on, let's go. - I'm coming.
晚上好,女士們 Good evening, ladies.
手包 Purses.
晚上好,能拉開你的外衣嗎? Good evening. Can you open your jacket, please?
不好意思 Excuse me!
跟我來 Follow me.
怎麼這麼多保安? Why all the security?
沒事兒,大人物需要帶大槍 OK, big boys with the big guns,
- 我感到很安全 - 他們可不是來保護我們的 - I feel protected. - They are not here to protect us.
我有種不祥的預感 I have a bad feeling about this.
Cat,別擔心了 Cat, don't worry.
嗯,但是你一定要好好的,聽到沒? Yeah, but just stay safe, OK?
好的,不用替我擔心 Yes, don't worry about me.
[老大:BRANKO JAKOVIC] [高科技武器軍火商,上面有人,奉子成婚]
我靠,他們玩得真爽 Goddamn. They're having a fun night.
你看看 Check it out.
[殺手:DANIEL CARVER] [烏克蘭武裝部隊高級軍官,因偷賣武器被開除,現為JAKOVIC先生的保安負責人]
你瘋了嗎? Are you crazy?
哦,我喜歡後面那個金髮小美女 Ooh, I like the chick in the back,the blonde one.
嗯,你覺得她的咪咪是真的嗎? Yeah. Do you think she's got her real tits?
[貪官:BILL KREBB] [前美國議員,對歐洲女人有特別愛好,正在戒酒]
Jakovic,我欠你,夥計 Jakovic, hi. I owe you, pal.
一會兒見 See you.
不,不,不,謝謝你 No, no, no, thank you.
快點兒 Come on!
上樓 Take that!
哦,太好了 Oh-ho! That's good.
真是太好了 That's really good.
我要把這個脫下來 I'm going to take this off.
脫下來,誰會想跟一個又大又肥的美國佬尋歡呢? Take it off. Who wants to fuck a big, fat American?
- 我想 - 是嗎? - I want to fuck. - You do?
你們互相認識? Do you know each other?
- 不 - 哦,那很快就認識了 - No. - Well, you will soon.
- 我叫Lela - 我叫Cat,認識你很高興 - Hi, I'm Lela. - Cat. Nice to meet you.
- 認識你很高興 -認識你很高興 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Sava,來,來 Sava. Come, come.
來 Come.
- 嘗嘗,嘗一口 - Anthony,我已經很飽了 - Please, please. - Anthony, very full.
Sava,如果你不知道味道如何 Sava, how can you sell the food
你又怎麼可能賣得好呢? if you don't know what it tastes like?
我的肚子,真的... My stomach, its very...
吃不下了,我知道 Full, I know.
[單身漢:ANTHONY HESTER] [高中時期的學生代表,烹調大師,還沒賺到錢]
你,你還有我... You and you and me...
- 什麼,我靠? -你怎麼在這兒? - What? What the fuck? - What are you doing here?!
[外向男:JULIAN SIMMS] [個體戶,ANTHONY最好的朋友,最愛卡拉OK]
老天爺,你怎麼.....? Jesus Christ! What are you...?
額滴神,你渾身都濕了 Jesus! You're wet.
- 你怎麼在這兒? -我來看我的好夥計 - Why are you here? - I came to see my best friend.
- 見見我找的美女 - 哦,額滴乖乖 - Meet my ladies. - Oh, Jesus Christ.
- 這是...Eva? - 是Jieva - This is, er, Eva? - Jieva.
- Jieva - 嗯 - Jieva. - Mm-hm.
- 這位是...Natsuya? - Nastasya. - And this is Natsuya? - Nastasya.
- N-Nastasya. - Nastasya,對 - N-Nastasya. - Nastasya, yes.
- 嗯,無所謂 - 是的 - Uh-uh. It doesn't matter. - Yeah, yeah.
這位是我大哥,Anthony This is my oldest friend, Anthony.
- 你過得怎麼樣? - How are you doing?
我救過他好多次呢 I saved him from many brutal beat-downs.
嘿 Hey!
是真的 It's true.
她們怎麼樣?瞅瞅 How beautiful are they?Look at that.
- 你需要地方住嗎? - 不用,我在街上找的有地方 - You need a place to stay? - No, I got a spot down the street.
他們都安排好了,平板電視,衛星鍋 They laid it out, flat screen TV, satellite dish,
機頂盒,有950個頻道 minibar, got 950 channels.
- 我正在看比賽 - 不,你沒看 - I'm watching the game. - No, you didn't.
- 你說什麼? - 你在瞎扯淡 - What you talking about? - It's bullshit.
昨天是10號,沒有國際航班 Yesterday was the tenth.No international travel.
現在是3點27,也就是說你大約下午2點到的 It's now 3.27,it means you got in around 2pm,
如此看來你是9點15分從費城坐英國航空來的 which makes it the British Air 9.15 from Philly.
除非你幫LeBron(勒布朗詹姆斯,美國籃球明星)打飛機 Unless you're giving hand jobs to LeBron,
否則你連籃球隊員的影子都看不著 no way you saw a basketball player.
這兒有3個頻道而且只有3個頻道,所以... There's three channels and three channels only so...
- 好吧 - 你需要找地方住 - OK. - You need a place to stay.
我說她們能跟我們住一塊兒 I said they could stay with us.
- 她們不會 - 你有女朋友了? - They can't. - You got a girlfriend?
- 沒有,但是你有 - 你有嗎? - No, but you do. - You do?
- 你有女朋友了? - 是這樣... - You have a girlfriend? - What happened was...
Stephanie怎麼了? What happened with Stephanie?
我升職了,所以我要搬到加州去,搬運公司的人明天就來 I've been promoted, so I'm moving to California. The movers come tomorrow.
我想讓你和你的破爛滾出這裡,給,這是300塊 I want you and your shit out of here. Here, 300 bucks.
- 祝你走運 - 你給我錢讓我搬走? - Good luck. - You're paying me to move?
可實際上,我覺得她還是愛我的 But deep down, I think she loves me.
你可以住我的沙發上,給餐館幫幫忙 You can stay on my couch, help with the restaurant.
- 給這兩個女孩找個車 - 你想把我的hoasis拿走? - Get these girls a cab. - You'd take away my hoasis?
來吧,你幫我做飯,做點好吃的 Come on, you're going to help me cook. Make something good.
她們也得來給我幫忙 They need to help me cook, too.
我就在這上面 I'm right up here.
怎麼樣?喜歡嗎? So? You like it?
嗯哪,你想讓我說實話嗎? Yeah.You want me to be straight up?
好吧,滾吧,到旁邊店裡吃蒸松蛋糕去吧 OK, fuck it. Go next door and eat yak butter and deep-fried Twinkies.
不,不,不,讓我把這吃完 No, no, no, no! Let me finish this.
我只是想說,或許開餐館並不適合你 I'm just saying, maybe the restaurant business isn't for you.
這是要討好人的活兒,而你不是個會討好人的傢伙 It's a people-pleasing thing and you're not a people-pleasing person.
那我幹什麼,夥計,嗯?你說說 So what do I do, man, huh?You tell me.
我應該像其他人一樣給方便面廠和罐頭廠打工嗎? I should serve hotpockets and Chef Boyardee like the rest?
沒錯,如果你叫顧客掏錢,就要這樣 To win paying customers, yes.
- 我得拉屎去 - 去吧 - Hey, I've got to drop this deuce. - Go.
洗手間在哪兒? 我剛才說著玩呢 Where's the bathroom?I'm just playing.
我尿完就回來 I'm going to take a leak real quick.
(克羅地亞語)
[暴露狂:CATALINA RONA] [單身母親,在安道爾長大,最近失業]
哇 Whoa!
我能用下你的電話嗎? May I please use your phone?
中,就在後面右手邊 Yeah, it's right back there on the right.
OK OK.
嗯,等等,你也許想喝一杯? Er, wait, you want maybe a drink?
想不想喝點酒?吃點東西? A little wine? Something to eat?
改天吧 Rain check.
哦,乖乖 Oh, my gosh.
(德語)
喂? Hello?
[剝削階級:RYDER] [色情電影製片人,癮君子,Cat的商業夥伴]
Ryder,我是Cat Ryder, it's me, Cat.
- 你他媽幹什麼去了? - 我?我逃出來了,就這些 - What the fuck did you do? - Me? I survived, that's what I did.
- 他們說發生了意外 - 他們的槍意外走火了 - They said there was an accident. - Their guns accidently went off
一次次地走火,一次次把射中那些女孩嗎? multiple times and shot all the multiple girls?
別擔心,我們會照顧好的,你們會沒事的 Don't worry, we'll take care of it. You'll be fine.
我想知道她的孩子在哪兒 I wonder where her baby is.
- 嗯,什麼孩子? - 在她小指上的紅斑 - Er, what baby? - The little bruise round her pinky.
我小侄兒生乳牙的時候 When my nephew was teething,
他總用牙咬她的小手指,留下紅斑 he'd teeth on her pinky and it left a bruise.
她想喝但是她不會喝 She wanted a drink but she wouldn't have one.
也可能我說錯了 Also, I could be wrong,
但是我看著她的胸部就想到了牛奶 but, I'm looking at her breasts and thinking milk.
真的?我看著她的咪咪就想到了咖啡伴侶 Really? I'm looking at her titties and thinking half and half.
- 你在哪兒? - 不用擔心 - Where are you? - Don't worry.
- 你把Alex的事告訴他們了嗎? - 當然沒有 - Did you tell them about Alex? - Of course not.
你活著對我更有用,趕緊回來 You're worth much more to me alive and on your back.
[ALEX:CAT的兒子] [CAT的好友GRUSHENKA]
褲子,褲子 The pants. The pants.
- (俄語) 喂? -(克羅地亞語)Grushenka - (RUSSIAN) Hello? - (SERBO-CROATIAN) Grushenka,
我不能說太久,所以仔細聽我說 I can't talk long, so please listen to me.
Cat,出了什麼事? Cat, what's going on?
我得請你再多照看Alex幾天 I need you to watch Alex a little longer.
如果我能出境我會盡快回去 I'll be back as soon as I can get across the border.
你在哪兒,Cat? 事情還順利嗎? Where are you Cat? Is everything OK?
你快告訴我出了什麼事,你把我嚇著了 Just tell me what's wrong. You're scaring me, Cat.
- Sabina死了 - 什麼? - Sabina is dead. - What?
- Sabina死了 - Sabina死了? - Sabina is dead. - Sabina is dead?
精彩的來了,夥計,快看 Here comes the action, man. Check it out.
哦,你喜歡這樣嗎,嗯? Ooh, you like that, huh?
- 口令是"乾杯"嗎? - "乾杯",是的 - The safety word is "toast"? - Toast, yes.
Grushenka,別... Grushenka, please...
我們以後再為她哭吧,現在不行 We'll cry about her later. Not now.
你會嚇著Alex的 You're gonna scare Alex.
你能讓他聽電話嗎? Can you put him on the phone?
喂,寶貝兒,我是媽媽 Hello, baby... it's mommy.
我真想你,我非常地愛你 I miss you so much. I love you very much.
寶貝兒,我太愛你了,我真想你 Baby, I love you so much. I miss you so much.
她過來了,說點什麼 Here she comes. Don't say nothing.
太謝謝你了 Thank you very much.
- 你人真好,人也長得帥 - 哦,你也是 - You are so nice and handsome. - Oh, you, too.
- 白 - 白 - Bye. - Bye.
你看見她下邊了嗎? Did you see the munk?
有意思,我不太相信她 Fun fact. I don't trust her.
什麼,就因為她沒吃你做的東西? What,cos she didn't eat your food?
不只如此,她還要開走我的車 Not just that. She's about to take my car.
她彎腰只不過是想擋住 All the bending over was a subterfuge
她的手去拿我的車鑰匙 to sleight of hand my keys.
- 她把你的手機也拿走了 - 什麼? - She also took your phone. - What?!
快來 Come on!
快,快點兒,夥計 Quick! Come on, man.
喂,停下,喂 Hey, hold on! Hey!
女士,把門打開,你拿了我的手機 Lady, open the door. You've got my phone.
拜託,你要幹什麼? Come on. El nino loco. What are you doing?
我就想要我的手機,那手機是我媽給我買的 I just want my phone.My momma bought me that phone.
快點兒,還有號碼,拜託 Come on, I've got numbers. Come on.
小姐,你能去偷別人的車嗎? Miss, could you please steal someone else's car?
別拿走我的手機啊,喂 Don't drive off with my phone! Hey!
女士,我要叫警察了 Lady! Hey! I'm gonna call the cops!
夥計,我日 Man, shit!
你就這麼讓她把你車偷走了? You're gonna let her steal your car like that?
她肯定是真的需要它 She must really need it.
"她肯定是真的需要它"? "She... She must really need it?"
我肯定真的需要我的手機 I must really need my phone!
- 你住的地方有多遠? - 有15分鐘的距離 - How far is your place? - 15 minutes away.
15分鐘? 你15分鐘前就那麼說了 You said that 15 minutes ago.
Anthony,你不認為 Anthony, you don't think
我的商業理念不成功吧? my business ideas have been unsuccessful, do you?
跟什麼比? Compared to what?
有一些還算是有點意思的 Some have been very, er, interesting.
不在於你有多好,而是你想有多好,對不對? It's not how good you are,it's how good you wanna be.
- 我也這麼覺得 - 我有個主意 - I guess so. - I got an idea.
你有什麼主意? What you got?
- 大把的錢 - 啊,這故事不賴 - OK, it's a lot of money. - Ah, this is a good story.
- 我們會掙大把的錢 - 聽起來不錯 - We'll make a lot. - Sounds interesting.
我要一張到特雷維索(意大利城市)的單程票 (SERBO-CROATIAN)I need a one-way ticket to Treviso.
稍等 (SERBO-CROATIAN) One moment.
你想搞個偵探社? You want to set up a detective agency?
我是想我們搞個偵探社 I want us to set up a detective agency.
你最近經歷了很多事 You've been through a lot recently.
- 不,這主意不賴,Gerry這傢伙告訴我.. - 誰是Gerry? - No,it's cool,this guy Gerry told me... - Who the hell's Gerry?
你知道Gerry. 他總是深夜播出 You know Gerry.He comes on late night.
你的配偶給你戴綠帽子了嗎? Is your spouse cheating on you?
你想找個真愛伴侶嗎? Do you want to find a loved one?
你捉不到他們現形,但Kech可以 If you can't catch them, Kech can.
公安部批准的私家調查員 Licensed private investigators.
他收400塊,外加調查費用 He charges $400 plus expenses.
老弟,相信我,這些傢伙吃得好,也捨得花錢 Dude, trust me. These guys eat well, they tip well.
你知道小妞就喜歡這個 You know chicks love that.
我們有個明顯的優勢 And we have one clear advantage.
- 你指什麼? - 我們沒更好的事幹 - What's that? - We have nothing else better to do.
我們需要辦公室,我們需要經驗... Listen, we'd need an office,we need experience...
- 我們? - 裝備,資金 - "We?" - ..equipment, all kinds of capital.
- 你剛才說"我們" - 沒有,絕對沒有 - You said "we". - No, absolutely not.
拜託,或許一兩萬啟動資金就行 Come on, maybe ten, twenty grand for start-up costs.
我沒錢 I don't have money.
- 信託基金怎麼樣? - 絕對不中 - What about the trust fund? - Absolutely not.
我想盡辦法才讓我的家人不干涉我的生活 I'm trying and very hard to keep my family out of my life.
- 至少你有個家庭 - 別說了 - At least you have a family. - Stop it.
你知道我是被非洲果蝠養大的 You know I was raised by African fruit bats.
你少拿非洲果蝠說事 Don't play the African fruit bat card.
那我拿鐵哥們說事行嗎? Can I play the best friend card?
在9年級的時候,你幫主任的老婆找到她老公的日記 ln ninth grade, you helped the Dean's wife find her husband's diary.
沒錯,然後她就照著他臉開了一槍,你忘了? Yeah,then she shot him in the face,you remember that?
- 這麼說還是不行? - 你看看周圍夥計,我是在他媽東歐 - So the answer's no? - Look around,man,I'm in Eastern fucking Europe.
我3年前離開了美國,都是你一開始出的主意,還記得嗎? I left the States three years ago, which was your idea in the first place,you remember that ?
我還沒忘 I remember.
就是要躲開我的家人,我絕不會回去的 It was to get away from my family,I'm never going back.
為什麼?因為我喜歡烹調,我喜歡獨自一人,就這些 Why? Because I like to cook. I like to be alone. That's it.
好啊,你達成兩個願望了 Well, you got both your wishes.
沒人光顧你的餐館,沒人吃你做的東西 Nobody comes to your restaurant,nobody eat your food.
現在你得希望你不要跟人上床,不然三個願望就全完了 Now you got wish for that you never get laid,or three wishes will be up.
Anthony? Anthony?
嗯? Mm?
我能喝杯水嗎? Can I get a glass of water?
不中,你該尿我沙發上了 Negative, you're gonna piss on my couch.
我知道我是讓你離家出走 I know I told you to get away from your family,
去旅行,去過自己的生活 go travel, live your life,
但是你卻是在這裡躲避著世界,夥計 but you're here just hiding from the world, man.
我想叫你加入進來,你需要過自己的生活 I need you in on this.And you need to live your life.
那麼,你想加入嗎,夥計? So, you in on this, man?
想跟我一起來嗎? 來吧,夥計,當個偵探吧 You gonna get with me? Come on, man, be a dick.
好吧 All right.
如果這事不行,你就得給我打雜 If it doesn't work,you're waiting tables.
- 我們說好了? - 我同意了 - We're gonna do this? - I'm with you.
- 我們行,一定行 - 我們盡力吧 - We can! Yes, we can! - We'll try.
加油,你知道我的,老弟,重友輕色 Come on, you feel me! My boy! Bros before hos.
- 我沒有什麼女人 - 不,那在我的名單上 - I don't have any hos. - No, that's on my list-fakers.
你得找些女人 You gonna get some hos.
等等 It's, er, wait.
Bonjour,就是這兒,來吧,我們到了 "Bonjour". It's right here. Come on, here we go.
就這兒 This is it.
哦,是的 Oh, yes!
是的,夥計,那是聖誕老人 Yes! Dude, that's Santa Claus.
他們正在放映聖誕電影 They're showing Christmas movies.
黃色電影院,我們的辦公室在黃色電影院 A porno theatre.Our office is in a porno theatre.
老大,你以為本和傑瑞(著名的冰淇淋店)一開始就在高大的乳品廠裡? Dude, you think Ben and Jerry started in a high rise creamery?
不,一點兒也不是,他們只有一個大勺子,一個水桶 No, not at all. They had one big spoon, one bucket,
就在一輛大眾廂車裡,穿著褲衩做奶油 in the back of a VW van,creaming in their pants.
什麼都得從頭做起,Anthony Ground up, Anthony, ground up.
嘿,你們想看電影 Hey, you wanna watch the movie,
你們得先買票 you need to buy a ticket.
嗯,我看看啊 Er, let's see.
我們要找一個叫...Boden的 We're looking for a... Boden.
啊,Boda? 我就是了 Ah, Boda? It's me.
過來吧,夥計們,過來 Come on, guys, come on.
這就是你們的辦公室,你們可以在這兒賺大錢 This is your office.You make here much money.
這兒什麼都有,大辦公桌,免費的黃書 You have all you need here. Big desk, free porno.
小心,小心,地板爛了 Careful, careful. Boards rotten.
這兒,你們可以放報紙 Here, you can put the papers.
而這裡是非常重要的地方 And this is very important place.
可以在這兒洗手或者是尿尿 You can wash here or piss here.
誰都得尿尿,沒錯 Everybody must piss, yes.
每月500塊,但是,你們倆,我一看就喜歡 500 of month, but, er,for you, because I like your face,
我400就給你們,中不中? I give to you for four, OK?
我們要了 We'll take it.
你們都是好人 Good guys.
- 是的 - 快點,給錢 - Yes. - Come on, pay him.
- 嗯,趕緊 - 你準備好打雜了? - Er, yes, come on. - You ready to wait tables?
萬事開頭難嘛 Ground up, ground up.
- 你們會在這兒幹一番大事的 - 啊 - You make here big success. - Ah.
- 你們忙吧 - 謝謝 - Enjoy. - Thank you.
我們有了不能住的房子 So we have an uninhabitable hovel
俯視著聖誕老人的虐待電影 overlooking a Santa Claus snuff film.
接著幹什麼? What's next?
招人 Staff.
我在軍隊語言學校上過 You know, I was in Army language school.
我能講5種語言 I speak five different languages.
- 嗯,我們想問一下,怎麼稱呼你... - 我叫Dexter - Um, do you mind if we ask, Mr... - Call me Dexter.
哦,Dexter,你怎麼...? OK, er, Dexter, um, how did you...?
嗯,我是說,你生下來就這樣? Well, I mean, were you born like this?
- 他曾在軍隊待過 - 哦,不,不 - He was in the Army. - Oh. Oh, no.
很快我就被開除了 Shortly after I was discharged,
我和我老婆在弗洛裡達度假 my wife and I were vacationing in Florida,
我們被鯊魚攻擊了 and we were involved in a shark attack.
嗯,所以你才失去了...? Um, so that's how you lost...?
- 哦,不,鯊魚吃了我老婆 - 哦,天哪 - Oh, no, shark ate my wife. - Oh, God.
你見過你愛的人被慢慢地活活地咬死嗎? Have you ever seen somebody you love eaten alive slowly,
一次咬一口? one bite at a time?
嗯,它沒把她整個吃下去? Er, he didn't eat her whole?
哦,他們找著洞(諧音,這貨當成屁股上的洞了)了,她屁股上的一塊肉還在海灘上 Oh, they found her hole. And a piece of her ass on the beach.
只剩下一個空空的皮帶和一個破碎的夢 Just an empty thong and a broken dream.
打擊太他媽大了 You know,that hits you kinda hard.
我開始酗酒,注射毒品 I started drinking and using intravenous drugs.
因為一個不乾淨的針頭引起的膿腫胳膊也沒了 Lost my arm through an abscess caused by a dirty needle.
5年前我走到了人生的最低谷 I reached rock bottom about five years ago.
我露宿街頭,要飯,吃狗糧 I was living on the streets and begging and eating pet food.
最後我鑽到了地鐵列車下面 Finally, I just threw myself under a subway train,
躺在鐵軌上,然後,那列車就"呼"的一下 and landed on the rails, and well, that train just, whoosh!
把我的雙腿軋飛了 Popped my legs clean off.
哦,你看起來非常樂觀啊 Well, listen,you seem remarkably positive.
每天我都感謝上帝在我身上發生的一切 I thank God every day for what happened to me.
我的意外引領我走向上帝 You know, my accident, well, it brought me to the Lord.
我不再酗酒和吸毒 I stopped drinking and drugging.
我對自己發誓我會抓住生命所給予 I promised myself that I would make the most
我的每一次機會 out of every single opportunity that life afforded me.
很好,我想,嗯 OK, well, I guess, um,
實在講,你能達到我們的需要嗎? practically speaking, could you fill some of the requirements?
你們看到那個電話了嗎? You see that phone over there?
叮鈴鈴... Ring! Ring!
而且我還會煮非常棒的咖啡 And I make a great cup of coffee, too.
哦,那你什麼時候能上班? Well, when can you start?
合作愉快 Give me a little nub.
喂 Hello?
Daniel Carver? 我是Cat Daniel Carver? This is Cat.
Cat,你在哪兒?你還活著我太高興了 Cat, where are you? I'm so glad you're alive.
- 你怎麼找到我的號碼的? - 我複製了Ryder的通訊錄 - How did you get my number? - I copied Ryder's address book.
真行啊,那你想說什麼呢? How very industrious. So what is this about?
想見個面嗎? Wanted to touch base?
我手裡有你的硬盤 I have your hard drive, OK?
如果不把你的人撤回去 If you don't call off your dogs,
你老闆的那段電影 that movie of your boss will be
就會成為YouTube上點擊最多的視頻 the most-watched video on YouTube.
把他媽音樂關掉 Turn off the fucking music!
哦 Oh!
你從硬盤裡什麼也找不著 You can't get anything off that hard drive.
它用的是軍方加密 It's got military encryption.
它會像俄羅斯農夫過復活節那樣把自己沖洗得一乾二淨 It's gonna purge itself like a Russian farm worker on Easter.
我把它交給了一個行家,他找到辦法 I took it to an expert.He figured it out.
不要跟大人說瞎話了 Never lie to grown-ups.
我都能當你乾爹了 I'm old enough to be your sugar daddy.
我會找到你的,我下午之前就能找到你 And I'll find you. I'll find you by the pm.
該死的 Fuck.
我發現一輛車,有人把它丟在大街上了 I found a car.Someone left it on the street.
我肯定能賣個三四百歐元 I could get 300 - 400 Euros for it, I'm sure.
我不知道是誰的,管它呢 I don't know whose it is, don't care.
走開,離車遠點兒,走開,你個髒玩意兒 Away! Away from the car! Away, you dirty shit!
我叫你離車遠點兒 I said get away from the car!
離車遠點兒 Get away from the car
你要幹什麼?你瘋了嗎? What? What did you do?Are you crazy?
- 你個蠢貨 - 你說的幹掉司機 - You stupid fuck. - You said to kill the driver.
沒有說男女 No said boy or girl.
- 你殺了個條子? - 是的 - You killed a cop? - Yah.
你一分錢也別想拿到,你個SB You won't get paid for this.Fuckers!
幹掉他 Shoot him.
好吧,我現在真有點兒煩你了,小公主 OK, now I'm really annoyed with you, princess.
該來點兒專業的了 It's time to bring in a professional.
B計劃,就像賓漢姆那樣 Plan B. As in Bingham.
- 見到你真好,Helen - 謝謝你還想著我 - Good to see you, Helen. - Thanks for thinking of me.
[尋人專家:HELEN BINGHAM] [失蹤人員專家 昆士伯利獵狐大賽冠軍 Gloucester公爵的2表妹]
我一直都在想著你 I'm always thinking of you.
- Maria怎麼樣? - 她很好 - How's Maria? - She's fine.
Eliska呢?她現在怎麼樣?三個了? And Eliska? What is she now? Three?
- 三個半 - 真好啊 - Three and a half. - How lovely.
你認識Razwell嗎? You know Razwell?
當然,自打小時候就認識 Of course, since he was in short pants.
你好Helen Hello, Helen.
哦,還在用 Acqua di Parma(最早的古龍香水),Bob? Oh, still using Acqua di Parma, Bob?
舊習難除啊 Old habits die hard.
真正的男人從不換古龍香水,我們走吧? A real man never changes his cologne. Shall we?
那塊硬盤用5級加密 The hard drive has a level-five encryption.
她不會找到什麼東西的 She won't be able to get anything out of it.
可是,你還是要花大把的錢找回來 And yet, you'll pay top euro to get it back.
那上面有什麼,Daniel? What's on the hard drive, Daniel?
- 嬰兒照片 - 嗯 - Baby pictures. - Hm.
只需知道這麼多,Helen,相信我,你沒必要知道 That's need-to-know, Helen. Trust me, you don't need to know.
那個女孩呢?我們知道她多少? And the girl?What do we know about her?
Bob? Bob?
謝謝 Thank you.
她叫Catalina Rona,也叫Cat Her name is Catalina Rona,also answers to Cat.
從安道爾的貧困農村來找工作 Left her rustic, rural homeland of Andorra looking for work,
發現她的天性,做了失足婦女 and found her true calling sprawling and balling.
哦,額滴主 Oh, my goodness.
還知道些什麼? What else do we know?
- 我們知道她很聰明 - 怎麼知道的? - Well, we know she's smart. - And how do we know that?
- 因為她還活著 - 啊 - Because she's still breathing. - Ah.
那其他女孩呢,那些沒有她聰明的? And those other girls, the ones who weren't as smart as Catalina?
你對她們有什麼計劃? What are your plans for them?
撞車,帶毒,焚屍,或者交給當地警察 Car crash, drug paraphernalia,bodies burned up, local cops.
局長收了我的錢 The chief is on my payroll.
哦,放 Dear me. Pull!
我還以為你們改頭換面了 I thought you boys were all about change.
哦,我們是變了 Oh, we have changed.
我們過去真的太殘酷無情了,放 We used to be really cold and ruthless. Pull.
你需要幫忙嗎? Do you need a hand with that?
不,不 No, no!
哦,我覺得你需要 Oh, I think you do.
Rona先生? Mr Rona?
Rona先生,請你相信, Mr Rona,I want to assure you, Mr Rona,
我們和你一樣對Catalina的失蹤 that we're just as concerned
非常關心 about Catalina's disappearance as you are.
哦,是嗎?那就表示你還不夠關心 Oh, yes? That mean you're not much concerned.
你不擔心自己的女兒嗎? You're not worried about your daughter?
有什麼可擔心的,我從沒見過她,她也從沒給過我一毛錢 What to worry? I never see her. And she never gives me a dime.
她在外面賺了大錢,卻沒給她老爸一分錢 She fuck and make big money, but none for Papa.
- 這個賤貨是誰? - 她是警察局的 - Who's the bitch? - She is from the police.
她叫Virginia Wolf,這是我兒子 Her name is Virginia Wolf. This is my boy son.
見到你真好,你知道 How lovely to meet you.Do you happen to know
你姐姐在哪兒嗎? where your girl sister is?
- 不知道 - 你想一想 - I know nothing. - lmagine that.
你要是聽到什麼消息 If you do happen to hear anything,
如果能給我打個電話我會非常感激的 I would most appreciate it if you'd give me a call.
她幹嘛要浪費時間找我姐姐? Why is she wasting her time looking for my sister?
她不會躺太久的,她有個孩子 She won't hide long. She's got a kid.
啊?謝謝 Ah. Si? Gracias.
等等 Hold it.
哦,我們需要個電梯,這些該死的樓梯啊 Ooh, we need an elevator. All these damn stairs.
- 嘿,抱歉遲到了 - 什麼遲到? - Hey, sorry I'm late. - Late for what?
Dexter Wolf ,有什麼消息嗎? Dexter Wolf, any, er, messages?
嗯,Boda打電話了 Er, Boda called,
他說你訂購的瑞典陰莖泵(靠真空作用增大陰莖用的) and he said that Swedish penis pump you ordered,
他打算用個不顯眼的包裝給你送過來 he's going to deliver it in a discreet package.
我說的是業務信息 Er, I meant, like business messages.
- 你辦事要我付錢嗎? - 不用,夥計,我根本沒訂那玩意兒 - Am I paying for your porn? - No, man, I didn't even order that.
我被人盜用身份了 I'm a victim of identity theft.
不管怎麼說,夥計,我弄了些名片和手機 Anyways, man, I got some new business cards and cell phones.
- 給,看看 - 我看看 - Here, check it out. - Let's see.
"想找好偵探,致電Juan偵探社" "Looking for a good dick? Call the Juan Detective Agency."
- Juan是誰啊? - 不,不,是"Ju-An" - Who's Juan? - No, no, no, no. It's "Ju-An".
我們的名字連接起來 It's a cross,like a mix with our names,
Julian和Anthony,Ju-An,明白了嗎? Julian and Anthony. Ju-An. You feel me?
- 為什麼把你名字放前面? - Anju聽起來像是個律師行 - Why's your name first? - Anju sounds like a law firm.
你知道的,Goldman Goldman Sachs Anju(Goldman Sachs 就是高盛公司) You know,Goldman Goldman Sachs Anju.
如果你不喜歡 I mean, if you don't like it,
我可以回去重新印 I can go back and maybe reprint something.
你就反對這一點? 我們要開張了? Is this your only objection?Are we doing this?
是的 Yes!
看看這個 Check this out.
究竟寫的什麼? What the hell does that say?
這就是在餐館那個女的 That's the girl from the restaurant.
父親尋找他失蹤的女兒,她是我們第一個案子 Father's looking for his missing daughter. She's our first case.
下一班去往意大利巴裡的渡輪8分鐘後開船 The next ferry to Bari, ltaly leaves in eight minutes.
請現在登船 Please board now.
這是最後一班去往意大利巴裡的渡輪 This is the last call for the ferry to Bari, ltaly,
將於8分鐘後開船 leaving in eight minutes.
請現在登船 Please board now.
快點兒,醒醒,寶貝兒 Come on, wake up, honey.
哦 Ow.
我們在哪兒? Where are we?
意大利安科納 Ancona, ltaly.
哦,我睡著了 Oh, I fell asleep.
正好,你現在可以走一整夜了 Good. Now you can go all night.
- 你自找的 - 出了什麼事? - You wanted it! - What happened?
這是場意外,我什麼也沒做 It was an accident. I didn't do anything.
- 走 - 這是個意外 - Go. - It was an accident.
走,走 Go. Go.
他們的安全是我們的首要問題 Their safety is our number one priority.
安全 Safety.
- 我靠怎麼回事? - 我們沒在意大利 - What the fuck? - We are not in ltaly.
我們到不了,警察太多了 We couldn't. There were too many cops.
他們要搜查後備箱,我們明天走 They were looking in the trunks of the cars. We'll go tomorrow.
我們在這兒住一夜明天就走,我保證 We'll spend the night here and go tomorrow. I promise.
- 絕對不會有事兒 - 我覺得不中 - It'll be completely all right. - I don't think so.
你的夢中女孩出名了 Your dream girl's getting famous.
孩子沒有回家吃飯父親很不安 Father's upset his baby didn't come home for supper.
- 有什麼不對嗎? - 瞎扯淡 - Is that objectionable? - It's bullshit.
她不是那種回家吃飯的女孩 She's not a girl who comes home for supper
還有這怎麼會上頭條? and why would this make the headlines?
這能得出個什麼結論? Which leads us to conclude what?
某些心狠手辣的人,人多面子廣 Some hard, bad people, connected and respected are fronting
他們想在她開口之前先找到她 and want her found before she can make a sound.
你說的還挺押韻 Oh, MC Dr Seuss, kicking rhymes!
我剛才說了,這事兒有點不對頭 I'm just saying,something is not right.
很多事都不對頭,你怎麼就突然關心了? A bunch of stuff ain't right. and you suddenly care?
我就是有點兒好奇,就這些 I'm just curious, that's all.
我知道了,你想跟她上床,對不對? I knew it! You want to have sex with her, don't you?
- 你說什麼話? - 你就那麼想的 - What are you saying? - You want to hit that.
我覺得很好,這是我們第一個案子 It's cool by me.It's our first case.
快點,我們上車,趕緊 Come on, let's catch our train. Come on.
- Ryder先生嗎?你好 - 你替Carver辦事? - Mr Ryder? Good afternoon. - You work for Carver?
- 是的 - 你有我的女孩的消息了? - I do. - You got answers about my girls?
我正希望你在這方面給我點幫助 I was hoping you could help me on that score.
你的一個女孩,Catalina You see, one of your girls, Catalina,
從我的僱主那偷了點東西 has stolen something from my employer.
我得知道你是否有她的消息還有她在什麼地方 I need to know if you've heard from her and where she is.
我不知道那個賤貨在哪兒 I don't know where that scheiss bitch is.
其他的都他媽哪去了?Debbie, Susie, Bubbles, Sabina? Where the fuck are the others? Debbie, Susie, Bubbles, Sabina?
恐怕我也不知道 I'm afraid I have no idea.
這麼說我們都他媽不清楚了 Then we've both got no fucking idea.
那好,也許你可以告訴我Catalina把她的孩子交給誰了? Well, perhaps you could tell me who Catalina left her baby with?
三八,你看看你,一進來就問這問那 Lady, look at you. You come in here, Mary fucking Poppins.
你NB什麼,滾一邊去吧,老媽媽 You've got a brass pussy,but no offense, get fucked, mama.
哦,恐怕我不是你媽 Oh, I'm not your mama, I'm afraid.
我很希望能有個你這樣的兒子 I would love to have a son like you,
但是真不幸,我真可憐啊 but no such luck, poor old me.
你親媽,她沒教過你這麼指著人很沒教養嗎? And your real mother, didn't she teach you it's rude to point?
她教會我的唯一一件事是怎麼揍人 The only thing my mother taught me was how to take a punch
和怎麼騙人 and to cook up base.
她教我姐姐怎麼吹簫 She taught my sister to suck dick
- 怎麼搞屁股 - 乖乖 - and take it up the ass. - My goodness.
Hans,請這位38出去 Hans,show Mary Poppins the way out.
如果你跟你媽親近點兒,她可能會教你禮貌待人 If you'd been closer to your mother,she might have taught you manners.
打個比方,當一個女士進屋,你應該站起來 For instance, when a lady enters the room, it is polite to stand up.
[老練殺手:HELEN BINGHAM] [前英國MI6特工 談判專家 最恨色情販子]
你現在能為我站起來嗎,Ryder先生 Do you think you could stand up for me now, Mr Ryder?
夫人,我發誓我不知道她在哪兒 Lady, I swear,I don't know where she is,
Cat或者她該死的孩子 Cat or her fucking baby.
那你現在可以坐下了 You can sit down now.
啊,天哪 Ah! God!
你瘋了嗎? Are you crazy?
天哪,好好好,我把知道的都告訴你 God! OK, OK, OK.I'll tell you all I know.
呣,可是,很不幸,對於你這樣素質低下的人 Hmm, well, unfortunately, with a man of your low character -
我不是故意要侮辱你 and I don't mean to insult you
但是你被雞姦口交癮君子撫養大 but you were brought up by a sodomy and fellatio tutoring crack addict -
你很可能會撒謊 there's the possibility that you might lie.
夫人,請你相信我 Lady, you got to trust me.
好吧,還有一個選項 Well, that's one option.
哦,不不不夫人 Oh, no, no, no, lady!
Carver先生?我是Slobodan警官 Mr Carver? Officer Slobodan.
我們發現兩個年青人 We have two young males.
好,圖片正在傳過去 OK. Pictures coming right up.
- 我們打算找到你的女兒 - Politsia? 哈哈,他們什麼也沒找著 - We're gonna find your daughter. - Politsia? Hah! They find nothing.
我完全同意 I agree with you wholeheartedly.
所以你才需要像我們這樣的專業人士 That's why you need professionals like us.
Anthony,我們處理過,嗯,多少個這樣的案子? We handle, er, how many cases on the books, Anthony?
- 一個 - 其實數不勝數 - One. - Too many to count, really.
但是我們確實覺得我們能找到你的女兒 But we really feel that we can find your daughter.
- 找到她? - 是的 - Find her? - Yes.
誰說Catalina失蹤了?我已經跟那個女人說過了 Who says Catalina disappear? Like I already told woman.
什麼女人? What woman?
女警官,名叫Virgin Woolf,長得很漂亮 Woman policeman.Name Virgin Woolf. Very nice.
我說我女兒從來不在家,仿她媽 I say my daughter never home.Takes after mother.
我這兒只剩下因為避孕套破了弄出來的兒子 All I have is broken condom that turns into son here.
嘿,嘿 Hey! Hey!
我們談談多少錢? So how much money we talk about?
嗯,不太多 Er, not very much money.
我們的收費是每天400美元外加花費 Our fee is $400 a day plus expenses.
我們還需要2000美元定金 And we'd need a $2,000 retainer.
100歐中不中? How about 100 euros?
什麼,一天? What, a day?
不,總共 No, the whole thing.
給我100歐,我能幫你們找到我姐姐 Give me 100 euros,I can help you find sister.
她剛開始出來干的時候 When she first start fucking for money,
我給她開過一段車,你們怎麼說,保護她 I drive her a little bit for, how you say, protection.
我可以帶你們去她去的地方 I could show you where I took her.
她最好客戶,也許他會知道她在哪兒 Her favourite client.Maybe he knows where she is.
我告訴你,偵探業務實際上是你應該給我們錢... Look, the way the detective bussiness works is that you would actually pay us...
- 給,拿著 - 你幹什麼? - Here, take it. - What are you doing?
- 你有車嗎? - 你剛才給他錢 - You have a car? - You just paid him.
我們該拿到定金,你在幹什麼,夥計? We could have got the retainer. What are you doing, man?
我覺得皮諾曹的鼻子該剪短了 I think Pinocchio needs his nose clipped.
哦,老天爺 Oh, God!
這會教會小豬豬不要亂指人 And this will teach this little piggy not to point.
那輛車在跟著我們,從養豬場就跟著 That car is tailing us.It has been since the pig farm.
他們正在偷拍我們 They were snapping shots of us.
哦,可能是警察 Uh-oh. It could be the cops.
嗚-嗚-嗚-嗚- Whoop whoop-whoop whoop.
- 想讓我甩掉他們嗎? - 是的 - Do you want me to lose them? - Yes, I do.
OK,你怎麼下路了? OK, why are we going off the road?
- 有樹 - 向左,向左 - Tree! - Left, left, left!
我估計我尿褲子了 I think I peed a little bit.
糟了 Shit.
- 哦,該死的,你沒事吧? - 嗯,你呢? - Oh, damn, you all right? - Yeah. You?
嗯 Yeah.
你,你手下哪去了? Yo, where's your boy at?
- 哦,夥計,看來他像是死了 - 你沒事吧 - Oh, man, he look dead. - You OK?
醒醒,夥計 Come on, man.
我真應該繫上安全帶 Shoulda wore that belt.
走吧夥計,你沒事吧? Come on, man. You all right?
你需要找個醫生看看,我們打個車吧 You need a doctor.We'll take a taxi.
喂? Hello?
漏網的魚煎過了沒有? The fish that got away.Has it been fried yet?
嗯,別擔心 Er, don't worry.
我們已經封鎖了邊境 We've got the borders sealed.
她只能找警察,但是我們有朋友在那兒 She'll hardly go to the police,though we have friends there.
我不是擔心他媽的警察,朋友 I'm not worried about the fucking police,friends.
你可能有本事挖個坑把5000人埋起來 You may be able to get away with burying 5,000 people in a mass grave
但是在美國,要是有一丁點兒醜聞的風聲議員就不會饒我 but in America, a hint of scandal and the Senate will be up my ass.
如果我在電視上看到她沒在裝屍袋裡 If I see that girl on TV in anything other than a body bag,
你最近要拿到的導彈承包合同 and the closest you gonna get to a missile contract
就會在他媽報紙上曝光 is reading about them in the fucking newspaper.
- 上帝啊,Bill,又不是我... - 別跟我瞎掰了 - Jesus, Bill, it wasn't me who... - Don't Jesus bill me.
- 趕緊找那個女孩 - 正在辦,相信我 - Just find the girl. - It's being done. Trust me.
Carver派了他最好的人手辦這事 Carver's got his best man on it.
嗯,我現在相信你了,Ryder先生 Well, I believe you now, Mr Ryder.
你確實沒有更多信息給我了 You really don't have any additional information for me.
佔用了你一上午時間,我向你道歉 I apologise for taking up your morning,
但是我肯定你會體會到這一切的價值的 but I'm sure you appreciate the value of being thorough.
值得幹的事就得幹好 A job worth doing is worth doing well,
這話我媽媽過去常說 as my dear old mum used to say.
殺了我吧 Kill me.
哦,你說什麼? Ooh, now.What's the magic word?
求求你,殺了我吧 Please. Kill me.
- 你這個婊子 - 就這句 - Fucking bitch. - That's the one.
好吧,我要向你說再見了,先生 Well, I'll say goodbye to you, sir.
你需要準備下嗎? Now, do you need a moment?
Anthony Hester和Julian Simms,美國國籍 Anthony Hester and Julian Simms,American nationals.
Cat給你打電話的時候,是用Julian的手機在Anthony的車裡打的 When Cat called you, that was from Julian's cell and Anthony's car.
- 那他們為什麼去找她的家人? - 他們是私家偵探 - Why they are talking to the family? - They're private detectives.
- 替誰工作? - 我們還不清楚 - Working for who? - We don't know.
但是Julian給了她弟弟100歐元 But Julian gave 100 euros to the brother.
- 對我們來說算是個問題嗎? - 有可能 - Is that a problem for us? - Maybe.
需要我給銀行打電話嗎? Want me to ring the bank?
不,不,我們自己來處理 No, no,we'll deal with it ourselves.
你好,先生 Bonjour, comment ca va?
你好,美女 Bonjour, mademoiselles.
請問... Er, ou est...
Rue de Bon? Rue de Bun?
我們要找Rudible.女士,你能幫我們嗎? We're looking for Rudible. Ladies,you wanna help us out? S'il vous plait?
看見那個高個美女了嗎? You saw the high scarf?
你不該是你說的話 Those weren't words you said.
你是想找美女還是想幹偵探社? You wanna deal with girls or you wanna start a detective agency?
我兩個都想要 I wanna do both.
你要集中精力找Catalina You need to focus on finding Catalina, I think
哦,Anthony跟Catalina坐在樹下... Oh! Anthony and Catalina sitting in a tree...
沒有誰像她那樣能勾起我內心深處的慾望 There is no-one like her to draw venom from my serpent.
[客戶:FRANCOIS DOBBER] [牛津文學獎獲得者 印度性愛寶典專家 因性上癮而手頭有點兒緊]
她比誰都溫柔 More sweetly than any other one.
你是說,Cat的口活兒 So, you're saying, as a blowjob provider,
比其他人都厲害? Cat's head and shoulders above the rest?
口活兒? "A blowjob provider"?
這有點兒像是把Caravaggio(1573-1610,意大利著名畫家)叫做畫匠 That would be like calling Caravaggio a house painter.
先生們,喝點兒茶嗎?菊花茶 Gentlemen, would you like some tea? Chamomile.
當然,我得來一杯 Sure, I'll have a cup.
你們不會輕易感到吃驚吧? You are not to be easily shocked, are you?
- 不,不會 - 我們嗎?不會,你繼續講 - No, no. - Us? No, go on.
Cat讓我控制不住射出來 Cat produced from me a jet of semen,
射出有11英尺遠(大約3.3米,是該崇拜這老頭兒呢還是Cat呢?) which travelled some 11 feet.
有點兒像是Melville(1819-1891,美國小說家)經典作品裡 It was like the salty exhale of the great white whale
的大白鯨呼出來的鹹鹹的味道 in Melville's classic tome.
我給你們看點兒東西 Let me show you something.
這是她在這裡留下的記號 This is a mark here she leaves.
我想你Cat "Le plaisir de Cat".
哇,從窗戶射到牆上,好槍法 Wow. From the windows to the walls. That's nice shooting.
確實 lndeed.
我想問個事,先生們 Let me ask you something,gentlemen.
如果我幫你們找到她,會有金錢上的獎勵嗎? If I help you find her, will there be any, er, pecuniary rewards?
我並不想聽起來太貪財 I don't want to sound too bourgeois,
但是我的需求比較多而且很新奇 but my needs are quite varied and exotic.
哦,金錢上的獎勵會非常大 Well, the reward will be very large and pecuniary,
而且Catalina的爸爸有的是錢,能日進斗金 and, er, Catalina's father's filthy rich, he's rolling in it.
很好,我是從一個叫Ryder的人那裡得到她的服務的 Very well. I obtained her services through a man named Ryder.
你有號碼嗎? Do you have a number?
更好,先生們,我有他的地址 Better yet, gentlemen.His address.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
這東西用的是5級加密 OK. It's a level-five encryption.
- 5級? - 嗯 - Level-five? - Uh-huh.
哇,可能有點兒麻煩 Wow, that might be a problem.
如果有人能做到,肯定就是你,你是我的小天才 If anyone can do it, you can.You are my little genius.
謝謝你,過了這麼多年,你一點兒沒變 Thank you. After all these years, you haven't changed.
只要一完事兒我立即就把硬盤和護照 I'll bring the hard drive and passport to the hotel
送到賓館去 as soon as it's ready.
你肯定你就這地方? You sure you got the right place?
這是他寫的地址 It's the address he wrote down.
- 我沒有簽 - 太籠統了 - I didn't sign up for this. - It's a little sketchy.
我們能回去嗎? Can we go back?
拜託,我們剛到這兒,你準備好了嗎? Come on, we're right here. You ready?
沒有 No.
什麼樣的皮條客不開門攬客呢? What kind of pimp doesn't open up for a potential doubleheader?
死皮條客 A dead pimp.
哦,糟了 Oh, shit.
有多糟? How bad is it?
還記得你原來啟動割草機的時候裡面有個小貓的事嗎? Remember when you started that lawn mower with the kittens inside?
- 記得 - 這比那還糟 - Yeah. - This is much worse.
哦,我靠 Oh, damn!
你別開死人的玩笑 You weren't kidding about the dead part.
啊--,這他媽什麼玩意兒? Ah-Ah! What the hell?
那是...啊-- Are those...? Ahhhh!
一個女人幹出這事一定是被激怒了 Chick who did this must have been pissed.
什麼,女人幹的? What, a female did this?
- 我想是的 - 想看看她長什麼樣嗎? - I think so. - Wanna see what she looks like?
- 看那個閃爍的燈 - 我日 - That blinking light. - Shit!
監控鏡頭,我想它把一切都錄下來了 Security cam. I'm thinking it recorded everything.
這個變態的割JJ的SB沒看見因為當時是白天 Our sick, castrating bitch missed it cos it was bright outside.
當然,我也可能出錯,但是我覺得不會錯 Course, I could be wrong,but I don't think so.
這個女人不停地問他 Look at this lady plying her trade.
哦,她可不只是不停地問他 Oh, she's plying more than a trade.
哦,乖乖 Ohhh, God! Ohhhh!
哦,額滴...,她是想... Oh, my God. Is she going for the...
不要是蛋蛋,不要是蛋...不 Not the nuts, not the n-n-n... No!
在意大利一條河中的船上.. ..on a houseboat on the river in ltaly...
- 什麼,意大利? - 靠近Ferrara - What? ltaly? - .. near Ferrara.
這個混蛋把她出賣了,他說出了孩子在河上 The arsehole sold her out!He sold the baby down the river!
- 我們應該可以警告她一下 - 讓我看看 - We should probably warn her. - Let me see this.
Grushenka,Grushenka,Grushenka... Er, Grushenka,Grushenka, Grushenka...
- 這沒有Grushenka - 找找Agrafena - No Grushenkas here. - Look for, er, Agrafena.
- Agrafena? - Grushenka是Agrafena的簡寫 - Agrafena? - Grushenka's short for Agrafena.
Grushenka更長吧 Grushenka's longer.
是三個音節...我們說這些幹什麼,趕緊找號碼 It's three syllab...What are we talking about? Just look for the fucking number.
後面是Ks和Hs It's like the backwards Ks and Hs.
- 試一下弟弟Karamazov - 你剛剛看過<懸崖記事> - Try reading The Brothers Karamazov's. - You just read the Cliff Notes.
我看過了,趕緊查號 I read the book. Look up the number.
我真該死,好了找到了,你跟她講吧 Well, I'll be damned!OK, here, you talk to her.
- 你為什麼不跟她講? - 不,老兄,我太緊張了 - Why don't you talk to her? - No, dude, I'm nervous.
我肚子又在咕咕叫了 My stomach's bubbling.
- 我有狐臭 - 閉上嘴 - I get sweaty armpits. - Shut the fuck up.
Grushenka,聽好,有人要去殺你 Grushenka, listen.Someone is coming to kill you.
一個非常壞的女人要去殺你 A very bad lady is coming to kill you.
現在快點離開,有人要去殺你和孩子 Get out now. Someone is coming to kill you and the baby.
她說俄羅斯語 She's speaking Russian.
什麼?俄國人?哦,我想想 What? Russian? Oh, let me see.
你會說俄語? You speak Russian?
我原來有個俄羅斯的女朋友 I had a Russian girlfriend once.
SB,快離開那裡 Bitch!Get the fuck out of here!
我要殺了你,我要殺了你 I'll kill you!I'll kill you!
我要殺了你,快滾開這地方 I'll kill you!Get the fuck out of here!
- 你是在威脅我嗎? - 我要殺了你 - Are you threatening me? - I'll kill you!
- 你覺得她聽懂了嗎? - 你覺得我聽懂了嗎? - You think she understood that? - Do you think I did?
我覺得我們需要親自去警告她 I think we need to go warn her in person.
我非常喜歡你,女士 I like you very much, young lady.
你的忍耐力,你對朋友的奉獻精神令人敬仰 Your resilience, and dedication to your friend is admirable.
哦--- Oh-oh-oh.
好了 There we are.
你得明白,不論如何我都要找到Catalina You must understand,I will find Catalina anyway,
到那時候你的犧牲精神和高尚情操 and then your sacrifice and your nobility
就沒有任何意義了 will all have been in vain.
哦,親愛的 Oh dear, oh dear.
你看見這些了嗎? Do you see these?
這些能給我勇氣 These are to remind me of courage.
我用在也門時審問的一個 I had them made from the teeth of a young man
年青人的牙齒做的 I interrogated in the Yemen.
他連續堅持了8天 He held out for eight days straight.
他死前最後對我說的話 The last thing he said to me before he died,
其實什麼也沒告訴我們--是F(估計是要說Fuck You,但沒說完就掛了) having told us absolutely nothing,by the way, was the F word.
啊,看看誰醒了 Ahh, look who's just woken up.
喂 Hello.
- 求你了 - 喂,放鬆點兒 - Please... - Hello! hello, relax.
救你放過孩子吧 Please leave the baby out of this.
放了他吧 Leave him alone.
喂,你好啊,小傢伙 Hola.How are you, little one?
放了他吧,放過Alex吧 Leave him alone!Please let Alex be.
哦,你喜歡這個玩具嗎? Oh, you like this toy, do you?
Cat在哪兒,Grushenka? Where is Cat, Grushenka?
我喜歡干偵探這個主意但是我也準備去打雜 I liked this detective idea but I'm ready to wait tables.
- 我們必須救這個女孩 - 你認為她還活著? - We gotta save this girl. - You think she's still alive?
我也不知道,希望是的 I don't know. I hope so.
這是嗎啡,它會讓你毫無痛苦地死去 This is morphine.It will make your death painless.
我真不知道她在哪裡 I really don't know where she is.
噓-- Shh.
- 我相信你 - 求你了,放過孩子 - I believe you. - Please, the baby.
是的,我會叫警察的,他們會照顧他的 Yes, yes, I'll call the police.They'll take care of him.
我想讓你知道我絕不會傷害一個嬰兒的 I want you to know I would never hurt a tiny baby.
禮拜日不殺 Not on a Sunday.
嘿 Hey! Hey!
你會不會開啊?我全身都濕了,你個SB Don't you know how to drive?I'm wet, bitch!
- 喂? - 喂,是Virgin Woolf嗎? - Hello? - Hello, this is Virgin Woolf?
我是Virginia Woolf This is Virginia Woolf.
我是Catalina的父親,還記得我嗎? This is Catalina's father.Remember me?
你好,Rona先生,有什麼事嗎? Good morning, Mr Rona. How may I help you?
喂? Hello?
哦,天哪 Oh, God.
女士,你怎麼樣? Ma'am, are you OK?
說話啊 Say something.
- 來,我抱著你 - 女士,喂 - Come on, I got you. - Miss. Hello?
什麼...壯觀? Splen... Splendid?
哦,天哪 Oh, God.
- 出了什麼事? - 我想她死了 - What's going on? - I think she's dead.
她好像說什麼''壯觀''... She said something like "splendid" before...
上帝,哦,不要 Jesus. Oh, no.
我估計她是想說Budva的輝煌大酒店 I think she meant the Splendid Hotel in Budva.
有可能Cat在哪裡 That's probably where Cat is.
Dex,我需要到Constalova的票,我們要住在輝煌大酒店 Dex, I need tickets to Constalova.We'll staying at the Splendid Hotel.
再送幾件保暖內衣 And send some thermal underwear.
那你會給我買個新車嗎? So you will buy me a new van?
- 我非常樂意 - 空調,CD,DVD和電視一個也不能少 - It would be my pleasure. - With AC, CD, DVD, and TV?
全套裝備,你有什麼信息給我? Fully equipped. What information do you have for me?
有兩個人來過,想知道我女兒的事 Two guys came, wanted to know about my daughter.
問了很多事 Asking many questions.
給,他們給的名片 Here. They gave card.
那你現在就把錢給我吧? So, you pay me now?
哦,當然,我現在就給你 Oh, yes, I'll pay you now.
你需要點時間嗎? Do you need a moment?
為什麼? For what?
沒有Ronas,沒住在這裡 No, Ronas, no stay here.
沒有Ronas? 哦,那你看Cat或者Catalina No Ronas? OK, see if you have a Cat or a Catalina.
先生,我們有370個房間,超過1000位客人 Sir, we have 370 rooms and over 1 ,000 guests.
好吧,她個頭不高,5尺4,5吧 OK, she's a short girl, 5'4", 5'5",
頭髮又長又黑的,漂亮的低開靴子 long, dark hair,nice low-opening booty.
胸部豐滿高聳,緊身的衣服 Got up-top heavy breasts,skimpy dress.
沒有,對不起 No, I'm sorry.
那好吧,給我登記個房間 All right, well, let me get a room.
今天是魔術大會 It is magic convention today.
恐怕我們只剩下總統套房了 I am afraid we have only Presidential Suite apartment.
但是非常貴,要2400歐元 But it's much too expensive.It's 2,400 euros.
- 2400歐元? - 是的 - 2,400 euros? - Yes.
好吧,嗯,你有房間嗎? OK. You, er,you come with the room?
沒有,對不起 No, I'm sorry.
- 你沒有房間? - 沒有 - You don't come with the room? - No.
有人嗎? Hello?
- 你有事嗎? - 你好 - Can I help you? - Hello.
這是Juan偵探社嗎? Is this the Juan Detective Agency?
- 是Ju-An,進來吧 - 謝謝 - It's Ju-An. Come on in. - Thank you.
你想來點什麼? Can I get you anything?
我們有上好的中藥茶 We have a lovely selection of herbal teas.
或者你是想約個好日子? Or are you just looking for a good date?
你真好,我什麼都不要,謝謝 How very kind.Nothing for me, thank you.
我叫Emily Bronte My name's Emily Bronte.
我是國家安全局的 I'm from the National Security Agency.
我相信你們手上的一件案子對我們非常重要 I believe you're working on a case of great importance to us.
一個失蹤的女孩,叫Catalina Rona A missing girl. Catalina Rona.
Emily Bronte? Emily Bronte?
像是個女作家 Like the writer lady?
死於肺結核還是什麼? Died of, er, TB or some shit?
哦,是的,確實是 Well, yes, as a matter of fact.
那麼,Bronte女士,我不能跟你討論案情 Well, Miss Bronte,I can't discuss the case with you.
你得跟我老闆談 You'll have to talk to my employers.
我什麼時候能談呢? When might I be able to do that?
哦,他們出外勤去了,所以可能要個幾天 Well, they're in the field,so it might be a few days.
在什麼地方? And what field might that be?
你不如把你電話告訴我, Why don't you give me your number,
我很樂意幫你轉交 and I'll be happy to pass it on?
或者你可以把那張塞進 Or you could just give me that note
聖約翰福音裡的便條給我 that you slipped into the Gospel of St John.
你... You...
你看顛倒了 You, er,you read that upside down.
是的 I did.
是的 You did.
哦,上帝 Oh, Lord.
哦,我靠 Oh, damn.
哦,天哪 Oh, my goodness.
哦,把它們拿開 Oh, put them away.
好寶貝兒 Sweet baby Jesus.
太好了 Nice. Oh!
哦,雙人大床,我睡這個,我一個睡 Oh, king size! I got this. I got all this.
你去打電話,我要把他放到床上 You make your phone calls.I'm going to put him to bed.
哦,我們只要找到你的媽媽就行了 OK, we just need to find your mom, that's all.
噓,沒事兒了 Shh, it's all right.
嗨,我叫Julian,我要找Cat或者Catalina Hi, my name is Julian.I'm looking for Cat or Catalina.
喂?喂? Hello? Hello?
好吧 OK, all right.
我們看看你怎麼了,好嗎? Let's take a little look at what you got here, OK?
你能不讓他哭嗎? Can you shut the baby up?
喂?嗨,我找Cat或者叫Catalina Hello? Hi? I'm looking for a Cat or Catalina.
- 沒有,這是客房中心 - 哦,對不起 - No, no, housekeeping . - Oh, I'm sorry, OK.
那麼能給我多拿幾條毛巾嗎? Well, yeah, can we get more towels up here, then?
好的,請稍等 Yes, yes, moment.
一條新消息 One new message.
嗨,我叫Julian Simms... Er, hi, my name's Julian Simms...
她在那兒,是她嗎? There she is. Is that her?
我認出她的胸部了 I recognise that rack.
我看上去怎麼樣? How do I look?
很好,我看看,衣領很酷 You're good, let me see. Collar's cool.
髮型呢,髮型可以嗎? What about the 'fro? 'Fro's good?
胸猛啊,看見了沒? The boats. See her boats?
這次要她的電話 Get her number this time.
過來,把他給我,把孩子給我 Come on. Give him to me.Give me my baby.
- 沒事兒的 - 把他給我,快點兒 - It's OK. - Give him to me. Come on.
坐下 Sit down.
我包裡有把槍 I have a gun in my bag.
我向上帝發誓,你們敢輕舉妄動,我就把蛋蛋給你們打掉 You try anything, I swear to God,I will shoot you in the balls.
沒事兒的,你不必這樣 It's OK. It's not necessary.
不用虛張聲勢,因為你並沒有槍 Not to mention impossible,since you don't really have a gun.
夥計,你可能錯了 Man, you could be wrong.
你們是誰,嗯? Who are you guys, hm?
你沒認出來我們? You don't recognise us?
- 我偷了你的車 - 還有我的手機 - I stole your car. - And my phone.
有我的鈴聲,號碼,我拍的照片 With my ringtones, numbers,I had those pictures.
你們想怎麼樣? What do you want?
- 你怎麼回事兒,夥計? - 我知道你沒打我 - What the fuck, man? - I know you did not just slap me.
我們是私家偵探,你的父親僱用我們來找你 We're private investigators.Your father hired us to find you.
- 我父親? - 我是說,嚴格來說,我們不是... - My father? - I mean, technically, we're not...
啊,他很為你擔心 Ah, OK, he's worried about you.
他所擔心的是錢,我母親死後我就沒有再給過他 All he's worried about is the money I stopped sending after Mum died.
你們合不來? You all don't get along?
可以這麼說 You could say that.
是的,我的父親跟我一樣脾氣 Yes! My father and I were the same way.
他喜歡我弟弟,帶著他釣魚什麼的 He preferred my brother,take him fishing and stuff.
我父親用皮帶打我 My father beat me with a belt
讓我在豬圈裡跟豬睡在一起 and made me sleep in the barn with pigs.
是的,你的情況更差 Yes, yours is substantially worse.
- 那很不好,是的 - 為什麼你們帶著我的孩子? - That's bad. Yeah. - Why have you got my son?
- Agrafena死了 - Agrafena是誰? - Agrafena is dead. - Who is Agrafena?
- Grushenka是Agrafena的簡寫 - 沒有人讀過那本書 - Grushenka's short for Agrafena. - Nobody been reading that book.
- 你得給他們看<懸崖筆記> - Grushenka死了? - You gotta get them Cliff Notes. - Grushenka's dead?
是的,還有Ryder Yeah. And Ryder.
死了,沒了,下黃泉了 Dead. Gone, six feet under.
- 他是幫我拉客的 - 不,不可能了 - He's my pimp. - No, not any more.
- 他拉完了 - 他們還想殺死我們的助手 - He's pimped out. - They tried to kill our assistant,
把他的胳膊砍下來了 cut his fucking arm off.
什麼人會把獨臂人僅有的胳膊砍下來? What kind of person cuts a one-armed man's only arm off?
Cat,是那種能把某人的蛋蛋割下來的人 Cat, it's the kind of person that cuts someone's balls off.
- 他們正在找你 - 找你 - They are going to find you. - Find you.
他們會把你砍成肉醬,我們得把弄出這裡 They'll chop you up like a tomato. We need to get you out of here.
不,不行,我還要等個人,我在432房間,到那兒找我吧 No, I can't. I'm waiting for someone. My room is 432. Meet me there.
等等,不,我要跟你一塊去,去拿支票,好嗎? Wait. No, I'm gonna go with you.Get the check, OK?
你怎麼讓我去拿支票? How you gonna tell ME to get the check?
你想叫我去拿支票?我又沒有買什麼東西. You want me to get the check?I don't... I didn't order these nuts.
出來嗎? Coming out?
下去嗎 Going down?
是的 Yes, please.
- 哪一層? - 哦,哪都行 - Um, what floor? - Oh, that'll do fine.
好的 Er, OK.
- 你先請 - 謝謝 - After you. - Thank you.
救命,她要殺我 Help. She's trying to kill me.
她是精神病殺人狂,看她多高 Look, she's a psychotic killer.Look how tall she is!
你朋友跟Catalina去哪兒了? Where's your friend gone with Catalina?
見鬼 Damn.
- 是誰? - 是我 - Who is it? - It's me.
趕緊點兒,我們趕時間,卡卡 Come along now, we haven't got all day. Chop chop.
你幹什麼了?你怎麼把她帶這裡來了? What did you do? How did you bring her here?
我沒有帶她來,她有槍 I didn't bring her here.She's got a gun.
求求你 Please. Please!
終於沒別人了 Alone at last.
現在,把窗簾拉上行嗎? Now, would you mind closing those curtains?
你的口音很美,你是哪兒的人? You have a delectable accent.Where are you from?
- 我要試件事 - 我是加拿大的 - I'm gonna try something. - I'm from Canada.
我收回對加拿大人說過的所有壞話 I take back all the bad things I've ever said about Canadians.
那你們兩個是怎麼捲進來的呢? Now, how are you two involved?
我們是私家偵探 We're private detectives.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
為什麼每個人都這樣? Why does everybody react like that?
- 誰? - Ivan找Cat - Who is it? - lvan for Cat.
我來找Cat,她在這兒嗎? I'm here for Cat. Is she here?
請進來 Do come in.
嘿,夥計們,Siegfried正在432房間找一個新的Roy Hey, guys, Siegfried is looking for a new Roy in room 432.
哇 Wow!
啊,不錯啊 Aha. Lovely.
我們快好了 Now, we're almost done.
- 女士優先 - 求你了,我還有孩子 - Ladies first. - Please, I have a child.
哦,我親愛的Catalina Oh, my dear Catalina.
如果每次有人這麼說我就能有一個先令的話,我就不會在這兒了 If I had a shilling for every time someone said that, I wouldn't be here.
可是別人會的 But someone else would.
現在 Now,
你需要給你留點兒時間嗎? do you need a moment?
等等,我的搭檔和我有張DVD Wait! My partner and I have a DVD
上面有你做外科手術的過程,給一個皮條客 of you performing surgery,a cockectomy,
做陰莖切除手術,卻沒有行醫執照 on a dirty pimp,with no medical licence.
你要有大麻煩了 You could be in a lot of trouble.
我老眼昏花啊 I'm getting old.
不用自責,只不過當時外面很亮 Don't beat yourself up.It was bright outside.
- 你不可能看見燈光在閃 - 錄像在哪兒? - You couldn't see the light blink. - Where's the tape?
哦,好的,你提問題了,看見沒,我開始談判了 Oh, OK. A question.See? We're starting to negotiate.
我只需要你們其中一個告訴我錄像在哪兒 I only need one of you to tell me where the tape is.
我開始沒有耐心了 I'm beginning to lose my patience.
我在找Siegfried,你一定是他的助手 I'm looking for Siegfried.You must be his assistant.
瞧 Look.
請原諒 Could you excuse me?
快點兒 Come on!
女士,趴下 Lady, get down!
進去進去 ln. ln. ln.
你要幹什麼? 不,不行,老弟 What are you doing? No, you're not. Dude.
好吧,真是瘋了 OK. OK, this is crazy.
哦,我的天哪 Oh, my God.
好的,把孩子給我 OK, give me the baby.
哦 Oh!
給我點時間,你們也不想看見我光著身子 Give me a second.You don't want to see me naked.
你在幹什麼?快點兒 What are you doing? Hurry up!
哦,天哪,我靠 Oh, God. Shit!
夥計,救命 Man! Help!
讓開路 Out the way!
嘿,你要去哪兒? Hey, where are you going?
哦,幹得好,Helen Oh, good work, Helen.
錢明天就會到你賬戶 The money will be in your account tomorrow.
我們可是有擔保條款的 We had a little collateral along the way.
在"倘有不測"一欄 That's in the "shit happens" column.
好孩子 Who's a good boy?
嗯,Daniel,告訴我 Mm. So, Daniel, tell me.
你並不知道那兩個菜鳥 You didn't know that those two pubescents
- 是私家偵探,對嗎? - 不知道,直到你說我才知道 - were playing detective, did you? - No, not until you told me.
沒有其他人幹這事兒了吧? There's no-one else on the job?
當然沒有 Of course not.
我知道你喜歡單獨干 I know you like to work alone.
這是最重要的 More than anything.
Jakovic先生想讓我邀請你參加他的募捐晚會 Mr Jakovic wanted me to extend an invite to his fundraising party.
支持美國國防部長 For the American Secretary of Defense.
哦,太精美了,我很喜歡 Ooh, a posh do. How delicious.
你也知道我很喜歡打扮 You know how I like to dress up.
Helen,你有沒有後悔過你和我之間... Helen, have you ever regretted that you and I...?
這樣最好,Daniel It's for the best, Daniel.
安哥拉將成為我們永恆的記憶 We'll always have Angola.
我們再找其他人,Helen的事幹完了 We're bringing someone else in.Helen's done with this.
是的,我們已經控制了全局了 Yeah. We have full containment.
好的 OK.
小姑娘真勇敢 Such a brave little girl.
今天跟爸爸玩得開心嗎? Are you having fun today with your daddy?
Helen曾經是個優秀的戰士 Helen was a good soldier.
是最優秀的,她就是一支軍隊 The best. An army of one.
你覺得她看過硬盤裡的東西嗎? Do you think she took a peek at the hard drive?
不太可能 Probably not.
但是我可不能冒這個險 But I couldn't take that risk.
沒關係,Bob It's all right, Bob.
戰士永不死 Old soldiers never die.
只是變炮灰[這句本應是the just fade away,來自西方軍歌] They just get blown away.
你好Bob,告訴她你回頭打給她 Hello, Bob.Tell her you'll call her back.
上車 Do get in.
向聰明人致敬,親愛的 A nod to the wise, my dear.
其實你只需在耳朵後面灑上幾滴古龍水 You only need a little dab of Acqua di Parma behind each ear.
還有我幾年前就把原來的行程開關(汽車上的部件)給扔了 And I gave up on those old trip switches years ago.
有十秒的延時,呵呵,親愛的 Ten-second delay. Tut tut. Dear, oh dear.
現在你要回答我一兩個問題 Now, all you need to do is answer one or two questions,
然後就完事了 and we can wrap this up.
不然的話,我有個不錯的隔音地下室 Otherwise, I have a lovely soundproof basement.
我可以搭個手術台 I can rig up a saline drip,
我可以讓你慢慢地叫上幾周再死 and we can make it last a couple of crispy, crunchy weeks.
然後呢,我會再去找你那可愛的女兒 And after that, I'll go and find that lovely daughter of yours, in...
她在哪兒? Lupiana?(西班牙城市) Where is she? Lupiana?
請不要傷害她 Please don't hurt her.
誰來接替我? Who's replacing me?
Sean Moody. Sean Moody.
啊-,我最喜歡的英格蘭人,那他到了嗎? Ah, my favourite Scotsman.Is he in town?
他在Riviera酒店 He's at the Hotel Riviera.
好極了,太感謝你了 Marvellous. Thank you so much.
這不是出於個人恩怨,Helen It was nothing personal, Helen.
哦,不,當然不是,因為我一直以來都喜歡你,Bob Oh, no, of course not.I always liked you, Bob.
好了,要給你點時間嗎? Now, do you need a moment?
看看你,寶貝兒 Look at you, sweetheart.
你真是太他媽騷了 You are a wee fucking ride,so you are.
去死吧,夥計 Fucking hell, man.
[接班殺手:SEAN MOODY] [英格蘭人 職業殺手 非常敬業]
哦,夥計 Oh, man.
哦,我那玩意兒很大哦 Oh, I'm a big man, huh?
看看咱這老二,這就是咱的金剛鑽 Look at that fella. You could cut diamonds with that.
媽的,誰啊? Fuck. Who the fuck is this?
- 喂? - 我是Carver - Hello? - It's Carver.
- 什麼? - 我是Carver,我們發現那個女孩了 - What? - Carver. We found the girl.
等下,等一下,等我找個筆 Aye, hang on, hang on, let me get a fucking pen.
Anthony Anthony.
你能抱下他嗎? Can you take him, please?
好的 Yeah.
嗯 OK.
你真好聞 You smell good.
我們找到她了 We found her.
看見有好多人了嗎? You see how many people there are?
在這麼多人裡,我們找到了你媽媽 Of all those people,we found your mom.
床整理好了 Everything's OK on the bed.
你在床上給我表演體操好不好? Are you going to do gymnastics for me?
好嗎?這邊,這邊 Yeah? Side, side.
休息一會兒 A little breakdance.
對了 Yeah!
小傢伙,抓住我的鼻子 Chook, chook! Take my nose.
我不用了,我已經聞夠了 I don't need it.I've smelled enough stuff.
繼續,抓住,抓住 Go on, take it, take it.
我知道,我知道 I know, I know.
他在找你 He was asking for you.
- 哦,是嗎? - 是的,他很沒耐心 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, he's very impatient.
這個,這個 This one, this one, this one.
你都會說什麼話了? How many words do you think you'll be able to say...?
謝謝你 Thank you.
別客氣 You're welcome.
他媽的低調?還他媽偽裝? Low fucking profile? Under fucking cover?
這他媽都是什麼玩意兒? What the fuck do you call this thing?
- 是Moody先生嗎? - 是我,夥計 - Mr Moody, right? - That's me, pal.
出了什麼事? What's happening?
他們在502房間已經3個小時了 They've been in hotel room 502 for the past three hours.
Moody先生,恕我冒昧,可我們為什麼不能跟你一塊兒去呢? Listen, Mr Moody, all due respect, but why we not coming with you?
我是說,我們已經跟了他們好幾天了 I mean, we follow them for days.
為什麼要把我撇開呢,夥計? Why are we cut out now, man?
因為你們是一對酒囊飯袋 Cos you're a couple of fucking ball-bag cunts.
你老闆都給你說什麼了? What'd your boss tell you?
嗯,他說你是什麼恐怖活動的專家 Well, um, he told us that you are some terrorism specialist
你必須獨自處理這件事,可... and you have to handle this alone, but...
好了,隨你們便吧,幫個忙 Well, there you go.Do us a wee favour.
坐這兒吃你們的甜點,喝你們的咖啡 Sit here, eat your sweeties,jerk off in your coffee cup,
閉上你們的臭嘴,你們兩個該死的混蛋 and shut your fucking mouth,you ethnic-cleansing pricks.
我喜歡這傢伙 I like this guy!
噓 Shh.
別他媽亂動 Nae cunt fucking moves.
站起來,帥哥 On your feet, Nancy boy.
你是不是走錯房間了? Any chance you have the wrong room?
沒有 No.
站起來,夥計 On your feet, pal.
出什麼事兒了?你是誰? What's going on? Who are you?
聽好了 Right, listen.
你們幾分鐘內都得死 Yous are all going to die in a few minutes.
可是怎麼死,要看這個美女來定 Now, how you die, well, that's up to doll-face here.
現在... Now...
是小孩嗎?我日,我已經好多年沒殺過小孩了 Is that a wean? For fuck's sake. I've not killed a wean for ages.
- 求求你 - 我一直在觀察你 - Please. Please. - I've been watching you, hen.
我對你說話的時候你得看著我 Look at me when I'm talking to you.
你真是太他媽騷了 You're a pure ride, so you are.
我才從喀布爾干了個小活兒回來 I just got back from doing a wee job in Kabul.
你更應該出現在紅燈區 You've got more chance of getting laid in nunnery than you have there.
我的蛋蛋快他媽爆了 My balls, they are fucking busting, so they are.
你要是能幫我吹吹 So if you'll just give us a wee gobble,
你們所有人都能很快進入夢鄉 you can all have a dose of Mr Sweet Dreams here.
你要是不願意... But if you will nae...
那恐怕就會有點兒麻煩了 well, then, I'm afraid,it's going to get a wee bit messy.
對不起,但是你剛才的話我一點兒也沒聽明白 Sorry, but I don't understand anything that you just said.
去你媽的,夥計 For fuck's sake, man!
這該死的國家都聽不懂英語嗎? Does nae cunt speak English in this fucking country?
請你再說一遍 Just say it again, please.
如果,你,幫我,吹簫,嗯? If... you... suck... my dick, huh?
聽懂了嗎? 還不懂? You got me so far? Capiche, no?
如果你幫我吹簫,我就讓你們死得快點兒 If you suck my dick,I will kill you all quickly.
不然的話... But if no...
我就把這個小白臉的小JJ割下來 I will cut soft lad's little prick off here
再塞到他嘴裡去 and stuff it in his fucking mouth.
明白了嗎? 你同意嗎? Comprende? Are you with me now?
夠了,夠了,放開她 That's enough. Enough.Leave her alone.
哦,Anthony,別再動了,求你了 Oh, Anthony, Anthony,don't do anything, please.
我一般不喜歡打斷亂插話,可你是個混蛋 I don't usually like to interfere but you're being a dick.
你不喜歡亂插話? You don't like to interfere?
堅持住,夥計,再堅持一會兒 Hang on, son.Hang on just a minute. Hang on.
哦哦 Ho ho ho!
去你媽的吧,孩子 For fuck's sake, son!
你再也辦不成那事兒了 You just cannae get enough of the ball-booting.
再也辦不成了,小白臉 You cannae get enough of it, wee man.
再也辦不成了,坐下吧 Cannae fucking get enough of it.Sit doon.
我們說到哪兒了? Now, where were we?
來吧,我說,讓那個小屁孩安靜點兒 Come on.Say, keep that wean quiet.
這就對了,舔舔嘴唇 That's it. Lick your lips.
看看俺的金剛鑽 Here comes the choo-choo.
剛才怎麼了? OK, what just happened?
糟了 Shit.
是誰? Who is it?
我是Helen Bingham. It's Helen Bingham.
我剛才救了你們的命,請你開開門 I've just saved your lives. Would you open the door, please?
或者我叫客房服務 Or should I call room service
來收拾你們床上的屍體? to clean up the dead body on your bed?
我不是來殺你們的 I'm not going to kill you.
你可以把槍扔了 You can put the gun away now.
那傢伙是誰? Who was that guy?
那是Sean Moody That was a Mr Sean Moody,
有點名氣的變態殺手,接替我的人 a priapic killer of some repute and my proposed replacement.
可他怎麼爆頭了 But why'd his head blow off?
用的是圓頭亞音速子彈 Sub-sonic explosive tipped round.
他罪有應得 He deserved to go out with a bang.
現在打給我幹什麼,你個混蛋 What're you calling me for now, ya bastard?
出了點情況,Moody We've got a situation, Moody.
Bingham 跑掉了,你要當心 Bingham got away.Watch your back.
謝謝你Daniel,我會傳話給他的 Thank you,Daniel. I'll pass that along.
誰給你錢讓你殺我們的? Who's paying you to kill us?
- 我們為什麼要相信你? - 問得好 - And why should we trust you? - Very good questions
可是現在,我們得離開這個國家,跟我走 but right now, we need to get out of the country. Come along.
如果你們不提我的職業我會非常感激的 I'd very much appreciate it if you didn't mention my profession.
還有我抽煙的事 Or the... fact that I... smoke.
- 你好,媽媽 - 哦,是Helen啊 - Hello, Mummy. - Oh, Helen!
- 太讓我驚喜了 - 生日快樂,媽媽 - What a nice surprise! - Happy birthday, Mummy.
哦,親愛的,你從來沒忘過 Oh, darling, you never forget, do you?
- 當然不會 - 你還帶朋友來了 - Of course not. - And you've brought friends.
進來,各位,所有人都進來 Come in, everybody. Come in, all of you.
好的,好的.. There we go. There we...
哦,天哪 Oh, my goodness!
多可愛的小傢伙 What wonderful creature is this?
他叫Alex His name is Alex.
Alex,他真漂亮,能讓我抱抱嗎? Alex. He's beautiful. May I?
嗯,好啊 Mm, yeah.
哦 Ooh!
天哪 My goodness.
- 他喜歡你 - 小孩都喜歡我 - He likes you. - Babies love me.
我也喜歡小孩 And I love babies.
他們太可愛了 They're a blessing.
他們的前途不可限量 They're life's way of making up for the way it all inevitably ends.
我們都是由像他這樣的 You know, we all start off
張著大眼睛的小天使開始長大的 being wide-eyed little angels like him...
是不是,Helen don't we, Helen?
- 是的,媽媽,我們進去吧 - 當然,走吧 - Yes, Mummy. Shall we go in? - Of course. Come on.
這個蛋糕真是太好吃了 This cake is just scrumptious.
年青人,我不知道你在我這個廚房裡是怎麼做出來的? Young man,I don't know how you did it with what little I keep in kitchen.
哦,這不算什麼 Oh, it's nothing.
Helen,親愛的,你是不是又吃胖了 Helen, darling,have you gained weight?
我覺得甜東西你已經吃的夠多了 I think perhaps you've had enough of that sweet stuff.
親愛的,你不再是個小姑娘了 Darling,you're not a young girl any more.
你得學會自己照顧自己 You need to take care of yourself.
我不會總在你身邊照看你 I won't always be around to look after you, you know.
是的,媽媽,你該上床休息了吧 Yes. Mummy, isn't it time you went back to bed?
已經很晚了 It's getting terribly late.
哦,好吧,我知道了,剛才我不想睡 Oh. All right, all right. I know when I'm not wanted.
都是那些糖讓我感覺有點累 And I do think all that sugar's made me feel very tired.
你知道毯子和枕頭放在哪兒吧? Now, you know where the extra blankets and pillows are?
當然知道 Yes, course.
謝謝你們給我開這麼大的生日聚會 Thank you all for a very,very grand birthday party.
祝福你關愛的 Bless you. Darling.
我太愛你了,你懂的 I do love you, you know.
- 是的,我也愛你,媽媽 - 晚安 - Yes. Love you, too, Mummy. - Good night.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Night-night. - Good night.
- 晚安 - 晚安,Bingham夫人 - Good night. - Good night, Mrs Bingham.
呵呵,一切都不用再解釋了 Well, that explains a lot.
現在我們需要把硬盤拿回來 Now, we need to get that hard drive back.
他會不會已經清除掉了? Won't he have wiped it clean already?
Jakovic的公司為軍方製造武器系統 Jakovic's company makes weapon systems for the military.
他不會不要的,這可是個把柄 He won't give that up. It's leverage.
但是如果視頻流出來,他們就都完蛋 But they'd both be finished if the film got out.
Krebb 只需要知道Jakovic手裡有這東西就行 Krebb only needs to know that Jakovic has it.
他根本不必利用這東西,這是核威懾 He never needs to use it. It's nuclear brinkmanship.
Cat,怎麼了? Cat, what's wrong?
哇,你拿那個上哪兒去? Whoa!Where are you going with that?
- Cat? - 血債血還 - Cat? - Fuck all this bloody shit.
你殺了Grushenka You killed Grushenka.
把槍拿開,孩子,你會誤傷自己的 Put the gun away, child,you'll hurt yourself.
你怎麼能濫殺無辜? How can you just kill innocent people?
我不知道,我從來沒有見過無辜的人 I don't know. I've never met an innocent person.
我們的工作的唯一區別 The only difference between our professions
是當我把人放倒時,他們不會在我身上亂射一氣 is that when I blow people away,they don't ejaculate on my breasts.
感覺好點了嗎? Feeling better?
告訴我為什麼我不能現在殺了你 Tell me why I shouldn't just kill you now.
因為很快就會有另一個Sean Moody過來 Because there'll be another Sean Moody along in a minute.
或者另一個Helen Bingham Or another Helen Bingham.
只有我們知道硬盤上有什麼東西 We are the only people who know what's on that hard drive.
如果我們不找到硬盤並公之於眾 If we don't find it and expose it to the world,
那我們都得死 then we're all dead.
我不殺小孩可我的同事卻是不會有什麼愧疚的 I don't kill babies but my colleagues would have no such compunction.
他們會找到你和Alex They will find you and Alex,
然後用他們能想到的最殘忍的手段殺了你們 and kill you in the most creative way they can possibly think of
就像你們消失了一樣無影無蹤 and you will just disappear without a trace
現在我們接著商量事行嗎,親愛的? Now, shall we get back to business, my dear?
你要把我們帶進這個聚會 You are going to get us into this party.
我? Me?
我黑進了佳賓名單,上面有你的一個同事 I hacked into the guest list. One of your co-workers is on it.
你需要給她打個電話 You need to give her a call
把她應得的報酬加一倍給她 and offer her double what she's being paid.
你的英格蘭方言說得怎麼樣? And how's your Scottish accent?
英格蘭...哦,不太好 Scottish... Oh, it's terrible.
小屁孩? 天哪 A wean? For fuck's sake.
我有好多年沒見過小孩了 I've not seen a wean for ages.
哦,親愛的 Oh, dear.
我可以試試 I-I could try.
啊,是個小屁孩嗎?天哪,我有好多年沒殺過小孩了 Aye, is that a wean? Fuck's sake!I've not killed a wean for ages.
- 對 - 太好了 - Aye. - Lovely.
喂,你好 Hello there.
lsabella? lsabella?
哦,不 Ho ho!
我會愛上你的,一定會 I could fall in love with you, so I could.
Maurice幹得不賴,司機,這是通行證 Maurice did good.Driver, here's the parking pass.
你會說英語嗎? Do you speak English?
嘿,你要幹什麼?為什麼停下了? Hey, what are you doing?Why are you stopping the car?
你的專職司機今晚上來不了了 Your regular driver couldn't make it tonight.
嘿 Hey?
- 晚上好 - 你們他媽的是...? - Good evening. - Who the fuck are y...?
請把後備廂打開行嗎? Could you open the trunk for us,please?
- 行 - 是McPhee先生? - Aye. - Mr McPhee?
我是Angus Tyrone Denzel McPhee先生 Mr Angus Tyrone Denzel McPhee.
晚上好 Good evening
- 你回復說只帶一個人,先生 - 一兩個雞,誰會在乎? - You RSVPd one person, sir. - One whore or two, who cares?
這又有什麼區別? What difference does it make?
- (西班牙語) - 這又有什麼關係? - (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) - It doesn't matter!
你冷靜點中不中? Would you calm down?
走吧,過去吧 Move on. Move on, please.
別緊張 Don't be nervous.
就當是來玩的 This is the fun bit.
我沒事 I'm fine.
到了 Here we go.
歡迎 Welcome.
- 晚上好 - 好,好 - Good evening. - Aye, aye.
測試,測試 Testing, testing.
- 收到 - 收到 - Copy. - Copy.
- 你先請,親愛的 - 我跟司機在樓下 - After you, my dear. - I'm downstairs with the drivers.
請過吧 Come on through.
保持冷靜,面帶微笑 Keep calm. Keep smiling.
哦,聖母頌,太美了 Oh, "Ave Maria". How lovely.
上層三個保安 Three security on the upper floor.
你確信我們這樣行得通嗎? Are you sure we're going to get away with this?
好的 Aye.
謝謝你舉辦這個聚會 Thank you so much for hosting this thing.
這個聚會太好了,漂亮的房子,青春靚麗的女兒 It's a nice party, beautiful home,stunning daughters.
能帶我們看看房子嗎? Would you like a tour of the house?
親愛的,先讓他歇口氣,喝點兒東西 Honey, er, let him catch his breath, take a drink.
好了,所有人都記住他們的部署了嗎? All right,everyone remember their assignments?
說實話,我有點害怕 I'm a bit terrified, honestly.
哦,意志要堅定,老弟 Oh, stiff upper lip, bro.
咳,夥計們,這真是個華麗的月光明媚的夜晚啊 What, hoots, man. It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht.
- 你是英格蘭人? - 是的 - You're Scottish? - I be, aye.
你聽說過黑皮膚愛爾蘭人吧?嗯,我是個黑眼珠的英格蘭人,是的 You heard of a black lrish? Well,I be a black-eyed Scotsman, aye.
- 你以為我是哪的人? - 你看上去不像英格蘭人 - What do you think I am? - You don't look Scottish.
我看上去不像英格蘭人? I don't look Scottish?
這是你說的? Is that what you said?
你知道你看上去像什麼? You don't wanna know what you think look like.
你看著就像是個一條腿的吉普賽放羊的鴨,真的 You look like a one-legged gypsy whore of a goat herder,you do.
小心我煽你 Don't make me slap you.
我把裙子撩起來讓你看看我的靴子,看看我那條大黑蛇,絲絲... I lift my kilt, you see my boots. See my black snake moan. Sss.
- 它可會咬你哦... - 這裡有問題嗎? - It may bite you... - Is there a problem?
- 先生,我們請你冷靜一下 - 你讓我冷靜? - Sir, we need you to calm down. - You want me to calm down?
別讓我煽你啊...我給你說話的時候看著我 Don't make me slap... Look at me when I'm talking to you.
對不起,你不能上來 Excuse me. You can't be up here.
我在找女洗手間,我把項鏈弄斷了 I was looking for the ladies. I've broken my necklace.
- 請到樓下去 - 能幫我拿一下嗎? - Go downstairs, please. - Would you hold that?
樓上已經安全 All clear on the upper floor.
我正在過去 On my way.
- 有事嗎? - 不,沒事,抱歉 - Can I help you? - No, I'm good. Sorry.
那就出去 Then get out.
Krebb在下面有一組人,全副武裝,要小心 Krebb's got a small army down here, fully armed. Just a heads up.
請進 Come in.
我打擾你了嗎? Am I interrupting anything?
- 晚上好,Daniel - 是Helen啊 - Good evening, Daniel. - Helen.
我真高興你沒事 I'm so glad you could make it.
我很喜歡你這身打扮 I like your new look.
哦,謝謝你 Well, thank you.
你看上去...光彩照人 You look... marvellous.
你自己看上去也風度翩翩 You look very elegant, yourself.
已經白天了嗎? Is it morning already?
什麼? Excuse me?
我剛才看見太陽升起來,照得我眼前一亮 I just saw the sun rise,and it's blinding me.
我得先介紹一部政治影片,還是老話題 I have to introduce a political film,same old stuff,
- 然後,我們.... - 你可真淘氣 - but afterwards, we could... - Be terribly naughty?
哦,我喜歡那種事,非常喜歡 Oh, I'd like that.I'd like that a lot.
先生,該你演講了 Sir, it's time for your speech.
答應等著我啊 Promise me you'll wait?
不見不散 Say the magic word.
女士們先生們,讓我們歡迎William Krebb先生 Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome Mr William Krebb.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
首先,我謹代表我自己和所有美國人民 First, on behalf of myself and all the people of the USA,
向慷慨的主人表示感謝,感謝他打開了他美麗的家的大門 thank you to our gracious hosts for opening their beautiful home.
他們是Ivana和Branco Jakovic Ivana and Branco Jakovic.
讓我們給他們致以掌聲 How about a hand for them?
多年來我在這個地區旅行的全程之中 Through my travels throughout this region over the years,
我在他的家裡感到了溫暖和好客 I have never felt anything but only warmth and welcome in their home,
也讓我看到了這個美麗的國家的最美好的時光 and have shown me an excellent time in their beautiful country.
談到美麗的家園,我不知道你們是怎麼做到的 Speaking of beautiful countries, I don't know how you do it
但是這裡的女士們絕對都是那麼地美麗 but the women here are absolutely gorgeous.
一定是這裡的水裡有什麼東西 Must be something in the water.
我不認為Razwell會是個麻煩 I don't suppose Razwell was any trouble.
不不,Bob是個好人 No, no, no, Bob was a sweetheart.
- 謝謝你Daniel - 這是我的榮幸 - Thank you, Daniel. - My pleasure.
- 是誰? - 是我 - Who is it? - It's me.
請進 Come in.
- 這人是誰? - 我是有關人士 - Who's this? - I'm an associate.
你好嗎? Hi, how are you?
我很好 I'm fine.
我在想你應該可以調動你老闆的 I'm assuming you have access to various slush funds
不少的賄選基金 on behalf of your employer.
如果你能好心地把所有你能調動的資金都 If you'd transfer all you can lay your hands on
轉移到這個賬戶,我會非常感激 into this account,I'd be most grateful.
現在我有一小段影片 Now, I have a little audio-visual programme,
我看這個怎麼用? if I can figure out how to work this.
- 先生,我來吧 - 這樣,對 - Sir, can I help? - This way? Yeah.
- 可以了 - 好的,太簡單了,謝謝 - There you go. - Well, that was easy. Thank you.
我拿到光盤了,正在過去 I got the disk. I'm on my way.
過去的事,Helen,那不是我的主意 For the record, Helen,it wasn't my idea.
當然不是了,是上頭的 Of course not. Powers that be.
我們看看有多少 Let's see how we've done.
1700萬還有零頭,哦,真不少 17 million and change.Oh, yummy.
- 你上來就為這個? - 去死吧你 - Are you sure you're up for this? - Damn you.
你們當中許多人都知道,我來這個地區 As many of you know, I have been travelling through the region
是為了確保我們的盟國的反彈道導彈防禦系統 assuring our allies that the anti-ballistic missile shield
會給我們的軍隊和我們在東歐的盟國的 will give our troops and our allies in Eastern Europe
安全防護提升到新的水平 a new level of safety and security.
按昆斯伯裡規則?(Queensberry是拳擊規則的制訂者) Queensberry Rules?
那當然 Of course.
不錯 Nice.
你在這兒幹什麼? What are you doing here?
我要換一下HDMI重新接線 Need to replace the HDMl and reroute the components.
如果出不來1080p的視頻,我們都小命不保,我是ATI公司的 If we don't get 1080p video,we're all dead. I'm with ATl.
還不明白? 意思就是--滾 Understand?It means, get the fuck out.
我們正面臨著挑戰和這一地區複雜的 We have been facing a challenging and complex new set of threats
新的威脅 for this region.
伊朗的彈道導彈成為了這一地區最大的風險 lran's ballistic missiles prove to be a significant risk to this area.
被提議的地基...攔截.. The proposed ground-based... interceptors...
會... ..will...
會怎麼樣? Will what?
你可真淘氣 Naughty, naughty.
你沒說不見不散 You didn't say the magic word.
- 你一定是Jakovic夫人 - 是的 - You must be Mrs Jakovic. - Yes.
我真不敢相信我到這兒來那麼多次卻沒有見過你 I can't believe I've been here so many times and we never met.
這人到底是誰? Who on earth is this person?
我是你先生的妓女中的一個 I'm one of your husband's whores.
讓我看看,嗯... Let's see, hmm.
"美國對盟國的承諾" "America's commitment to its allies."
呵呵,如果這個承諾包括有掩蓋雞姦和謀殺 Well, if that commitment includes covering up sodomy and murder,
那我猜Branco和Bill就是這種人 I guess Branco and Bill here are your guys.
- 夠了 - 不,還不夠,早著呢 - That's enough of that. - No, it's not enough. Not nearly.
現在請看家庭錄像 Home movie time.
住手,你要幹什麼? Stop! What are you doing?
哦,乖乖 Oh, my God!
你幹了什麼? What did you do?!
Sabina! Sabina! Sabina! Sabina!
你醒醒 Wake up.
- 拿著...馬上關掉它 - 攔住他 - Take this... Get it off now. - Someone stop him!
馬上 NOW!
你在幹什麼?跟我過來 What are you doing? Come with me.
哇 Whoo!
- 你真美 - 準備好再來嗎 - You're beautiful. - Ready for more?
禁止出入,全面封鎖 No-one in or out. Full containment.
- 全面封鎖,明白,長官 - 好的,夥計們,我們上 - Full containment. Understood,sir. - OK, guys, we're on. Let's go.
要給你點時間嗎? Do you need a moment?
別動,手舉起來,馬上 Stop. Hands up. Now.
你到底是誰? Who the hell are you?
我是Carver的人,你好? I'm Carver's man. How do you do?
啊,終於見到你了,太好了 Ah, it's nice to finally meet you.
所有人都到大舞廳去 Everybody move into the main ballroom.
快走 Move, please.
走吧,大舞廳,快走 Let's go. Main ballroom. Move.
你們兩個小鬼頭是怎麼捲進這件事的? You two, Pixie and Dixie, how do you fit into all this?
我們是私家偵探 We're private investigators.
太好了 That's great.
怎麼每個人都覺得這麼好玩嗎?夥計,我們有個網站 Why'd there everybody found that funny?Man, we got a website.
別忘了那些人剛才都看見那個錄像了 Don't forget all those people just saw that tape.
哦,是,那些人真可憐 Ah, yes, those poor people.
他們都是另一起恐怖暴行的無辜地受害人 lnnocent victims of another terrorist atrocity.
你打算用什麼?C4?HMX?(都是軍用炸藥) What are you using there? C4? HMX?
現在都什麼時候了,1982年嗎? What is this, 1982?
這是ONC,八硝基立方烷(新型高爆炸藥) This is ONC, Octanitrocubane.
新發明的最高性能的常規炸藥 The most powerful non-nuclear explosive in development.
一小罐這玩意兒就能幹掉一輛坦克 A sugar cube of this shit would take out a tank.
哦,你真要這麼干,是嗎? My, my. You're really going all the way, aren't you?
是的,在這方面我很拿手 Yes, I'm all in on this hand.
請讓一下 Excuse me, please.
女士們先生們,請注意 Ladies and gentlemen,may I have your attention?
我們遇到了突發情況,有槍手在建築物上 We have an active situation. Gunmen are on the premises.
為了你們的安全我們要把你們關在這裡 We are keeping you in here for your safety.
我們提供有茶點給你們 We have refreshments for you.
希望事件會很快解決 Hopefully, the matter will be resolved quickly.
- 有人報警了嗎? - 沒人想吃東西 - Did somebody call the cops? - Nobody wants any food.
Bill,等等,你不能這麼做 Bill, wait, you can't do it.
拜託了Bill,我太太和女兒都在樓下 Come on, Bill, my wife and daughters are downstairs.
長官,該離開了 Sir, now's the time to leave.
- 看好他們 - 是,長官 - Take care of them. - Yes, sir.
- 密碼都設好了嗎 ? - 是的,長官,剛設過 - Is the code all set? - Yes, sir. Just hit send.
希望把這個國家都炸掉 Like to blow up a lot of this country.
除了那個漂亮的女人 Except for the beautiful women.
你幹什麼? What are you doing?
等等,先別開槍 Wait. Before you shoot us all,
我死之前只想做一件事 there's just one thing I wanted to do before I die.
趴下,趴下 Down! Down! Down!
我們應付突發事件有什麼計劃? What's our contingency plan?
我們要讓你立即登機 We need to get you in the air immediately.
有個飛機正在私人跑道上等候 There's a bird standing by at a private airstrip.
同時,我正在想個辦法讓這一切都消失 At the meantime, I'm working on a plan to make this all disappear.
注意,從後門出去 Pay attention.Go out the back way.
我還有件小事要辦 I have a little business to attend to.
Catalina,拿著這個 Catalina. Take this.
- 這是什麼? - 防著不時之需 - What is it? - Something for a rainy day.
對你的朋友我很抱歉 I'm sorry about your friend.
那是我的工作 It's the job.
讓我麻木了 Numbs you.
你幫我照顧好媽媽,行嗎? Look after Mummy, will you?
老天爺 Jesus.
快點兒,走 Come on. Go, go.
哦,夥計 Oh, man.
啊-- AAAARGHHHH!
上帝原諒我吧 God forgive me.
我騙誰呢? 算了 Who am I kidding? Here goes.
沒有反應 It's not connecting.
- 按"發送"鈕,對嗎? - 是的,設置過了 - You push "send", right? - Yes. The code is set.
這玩意兒出了什麼問題? What the hell's wrong with this thing?
你沒事吧? Are you OK?
我有炸彈,退後,快 I have a bomb! Get back! Move!
啊,行了,行了,能用了 Ah, yeah, yeah, here it goes.
- 可以了? - 是的,我們走 - You got it? - Yeah, let's go.
- 怎麼回事兒? - 來壺茶嗎? - What the fuck? - Spot of tea?
需要給你點時間嗎? Do you need a moment?
我日 Shit.
我也開始喜歡她了 I was just starting to like her, too.
她太酷了,酷斃了 She was cool. Killer cool.
下午好,Ju-An偵探社 Good afternoon.Ju-An Detective Agency.
請你別掛斷行嗎? Can you hold, please?
[DEXTER DUNE] [Dexter成功接受了跨人種跨性別的手臂移植,世界首例] [他的女性手臂非常靈活]
Jeffrey Leeds在三線 Jeffrey Leeds on line three.
[JUAN偵探社] [在破獲許多知名大案後他們決定分拆搞了個婚介所] [名叫--JUAN有愛]
開始了,我上新聞了 There it is. I'm on the news.
嘿,寶貝兒,怎麼樣了? Hey, baby, how's it going?
嗨 Hi, there.
嘿,我們又上新聞了 Hey, we're on the news again.
- Julian說什麼傻話沒有? - 我還不知道,你那怎麼樣? - Did Julian say anything stupid? - I don't know yet. How's it going?
好極了,我找到一個非常棒的房子 Great. I've found an amazing house.
[CATALINA] [Cat和Anthony正盼著生個女孩,他們會給她起名叫Helen]
你下周還來嗎? Are you still coming over next week?
嗯哪,航班11點到 Yeah, the flight gets in at 11.
[ANTHONY HESTER] [Anthony現在是烹飪網絡節目的明星 節目叫"火下烹調"]
我得掛了,Julian的採訪正在播出,我週五去看你 I gotta go. Julian's interview's on. I'll see you on Friday.
- 我愛你 - 我也愛你,白白 - I love you. - I love you, too. Bye.
怎麼樣了,你都說什麼了? What's going on?What are you saying?
嘿,夥計,你好好看吧 Hey, man, check it out.
你看上去不錯,很精神 You look good. You look sharp.
我一直都很精神 I always look sharp.
哦,快看快看 Oh, watch, watch.
你不應該 You're not supposed to look in the camera.
[JULIANS SIMMS] [Julian撩裙子的視頻在YouTube上異常火爆] [他現在是瑞典陰莖泵的代言人,收入頗豐]
- 太酷了 - 你得給她講講 - That's cool. - You gotta talk to her.
- 在www.... - 那可是動人的故事 - ..at www. ... - And there is the shocking story.
有點不倫不類,你是在利用新聞做廣告 It's a little tacky,using the news for advertising.
你得趁熱打鐵,及時行樂 You gotta strike while the iron is hot. Carpe diem. Seize the day.
你不懂吧?Feed the beast(樂隊名)說"有花堪折直須折" You know? Feed the beast.Get it while the getting's good.
[HELEN BINGHAM] [據傳在哥倫比亞的卡特赫那被人認出過,她當時正在逛一個刀具商店...] [當然,這只是傳說...]