>> Announcer: TONIGHT JOIN
JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS.
EVAN RACHEL WOOD
MUSICAL GUEST, ANNIE LENNOX.
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AT HOME
EDITION.
♪
AND NOW, HERE'S JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: HI, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
AT HOME EDITION.
MY NAME IS JIMMY FALLON AND
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
GUYS, I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE
A HAPPY "STAR WARS" DAY.
THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S A TIME FANS SAY "MAY
THE 4th BE WITH YOU," WHICH IS
GREAT, BECAUSE NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT DAY IT IS
YEP, THEY CALL IT "STAR WARS"
DAY BECAUSE OF THE PHRASE "MAY
THE 4th BE WITH YOU," WHICH AS
WE KNOW IS HOW BABY YODA SAID
IT BEFORE HIS FRONT TEETH GREW
IN
MEANWHILE, TOMORROW IS CINCO DE
MAYO
THOUGH RIGHT NOW AMERICANS ARE
THINKING, "YEAH, LIKE WE NEED
AN EXCUSE TO SIT AROUND
DRINKING TEQUILA ALL DAY LONG.
CHECK THIS OUT
I HEARD THAT DOCTORS AND
DENTISTS HAVE NOW STARTED
REMOVING MAGAZINES FROM THEIR
WAITING ROOM
PATIENTS ARE LIKE, "OH, NO
NOW HOW WILL I FIND OUT WHO WAS
NAMED SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
IN 1997?
"BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTON
ARE BREAKING UP?
NOW, AIRLINES ARE REMOVING
THEIR INFLIGHT MAGAZINES
SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SEE A
A FILLED OUT SUDOKU PUZZLE AND
STICK YOUR WAD OF GUM.
YOU KNOW, THIS PANDEMIC IS
AFFECTED EVERYONE ACROSS THE
GLOBE.
CHECK OUT THIS THING I SAW
EARLIER TODAY ON BBC
♪
>> IN TIMES OF INTERNATIONAL
CRISIS, EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND
CHILD MUST PULL THEIR WEIGHT
♪
BUT LOOK AT THIS FELLOW, NOT A
A CARE IN THE WORLD.
HEY, YOU THERE
YES, YOU
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
PUT THAT DOWN AND GO AND DO
SOMETHING USEFUL
ALL THOSE CHORES YOU'VE BEEN
PUTTING OFF.
THERE, THAT'S BETTER
WELL DONE.
LOOKS LIKE THE OLD MOTOR'S NOT
BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE
BETTER GET THAT FIXED.
SOME RUSTY KITCHEN SKILLS ARE
BEING PUT TO GOOD USE.
LOOKS TASTY, AND READY FOR THE
PART
AND SO ARE THESE FELLOWS
SOME ARE TURNING THEIR HANDS TO
ANIMAL HUSBANDRY WITH RATHER
MIXED RESULTS.
STILL, PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
HOW ABOUT SOME VEG TO GO WITH
DINNER
A BIT OF A DIG
THAT'S IT, AND UP SHE COMES.
THOSE ROSES WON'T PRUNE
THEMSELVES WILL THEY
BETTER GET ON WITH IT, THEN.
HEY, YOU THERE, LIGHTS OUT
IT'S GYM TIME.
READY?
IT'S A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
FIVE AND REST.
EVEN THE CAT'S IMPRESSED WITH
A GOOD JOB WELL DONE
CHEERIO AND BYE FOR NOW.
♪
>> Jimmy: WOW, THE BBC'S
COVERAGE OF THE PANDEMIC IS
A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN
OURS
DON'T YOU THINK?
I SAW THAT THE NEW "TWILIGHT"
BOOK IS BEING RELEASED FROM
EDWARD'S PERSPECTIVE
YEP.
WOMEN ARE SO EXCITED, THEY'RE
LIKE, "FINALLY, SOMETHING FROM
A MALE PERSPECTIVE."
I HEARD THAT FOR THE FIRST
TIME, MURDER HORNETS HAVE BEEN
SPOTTED IN THE U.S
SO IF A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC
CAN'T KEEP YOU INSIDE,
INTRODUCING MURDER HORNETS
YEP.
THESE MURDER HORNETS SOUND
PRETTY SCARY, SO WE WANTED TO
FIND OUT MORE.
JOINING US NOW, ONE OF THE
MURDER HORNETS
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
>> JIMMY, WHAT'S UP, MAN
HOW YOU DOING?
>> Jimmy: I'M GOOD, THANKS FOR
LETTING ME TALK TO YOU
I GOT TO SAY, YOU SOUND PRETTY
FRIENDLY FOR SOMETHING THAT'S
CALLED A MURDER HORNET
>> MURDER HORNET
REALLY
IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE CALLING US
NOW?
LOOK, WE'RE JUST REGULAR OLD
BEES WHO HAPPEN TO MAKE THINGS
FALL ASLEEP FOREVER.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, BUT I HEARD
THAT YOU'VE JUST BEEN
DISCOVERED IN OUR COUNTRY AND
THAT YOU'VE BEEN DECAPITATING
OUR BEES
>> DECAPA -- WHAT?
NO, MAN, WE'RE JUST ROUGH
HOUSING WITH YOUR BOYS
WE PRACTICE MMA MOVES ON EACH
OTHER.
>> Jimmy: MMA?
>> BUT SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW,
THAT HORSEPLAY GOES A LITTLE
SOUTH.
BUT IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN
YOU KNOW, THE NEWS ISN'T ALWAYS
SO BLACK AND YELLOW, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: BUT THEY'RE SAYING
BEE KEEPER SUITS CAN'T EVEN
PROTECT HUMANS FROM YOUR
STINGERS THOUGH.
>> BEE KEEPER SUITS ALSO DON'T
PROTECT YOU FROM DROWNING, BUT
I DON'T HEAR YOU CALLING THE
OCEAN "MURDER WATER.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS THAT MAKES
SENSE.
>> YOU JUMP IN FRONT OF A BUS
WITH A BEE KEEPER SUIT ON AND
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO CALL IT A
A "MURDER BUS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I GET YOUR POINT THERE
>> JUST GOT STUNG, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: OKAY
LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
CALLED MURDER HORNETS, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO BE CALLED?
>> OOH, I'M JUST SPIT-BALLING
HERE
MAYBE, SPICY BEES?
>> Jimmy: SPICY BEES
>> YEAH, GRUMPY BUGS
LITTLE FELLAS WHO WOKE UP ON
THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.
HORNETS WHO DO MURDER
SOMETIMES.
BUTTERFLIES, BUT INSTEAD OF
BUTTERFLIES, THEY'RE MURDER
HORNETS.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
I'M GLAD WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM
OF ALL THAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW
>> MY PLEASURE, JIMMY.
ALSO, QUICK SHOUT OUT TO MY
CRISIS PR TEAM, HWC AND
ASSOCIATES
I OWE THEM EVERYTHING.
I'D BE NOWHERE WITHOUT THEM.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GO DO SOME
MMA MOVES ON YOUR HONEY BEES
MURDER HORNET, OUT
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
GRUMPY BUG
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS
ARE HERE
THEY'RE GOING TO TALK TO US
ABOUT QUARANTINE WINE.
THIS IS THEIR WINE THAT THEY
HAVE WHERE ALL PROFITS GO TO
FOUR SEPARATE CHARITIES FOR
COVID-19 RELIEF.
IT'S KIND OF AN AMAZING IDEA
AND THEY PULLED IT OFF IN
PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME
I ALSO LIKE THAT THE LABEL IS
BLANK SO YOU CAN WRITE WHO
YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR OR WHAT
YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR WHILE
YOU'RE HAVING A LITTLE
QUARANTINE WINE.
ALSO, WE HAVE EVAN RACHEL WOOD
FROM "WESTWORLD.
THE FINALE WAS LAST NIGHT.
SHE'S GOING TO TALK A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT THAT, BUT NO
SPOILERS
AND THEN WE'RE JUST GOING TO
SEE WHAT ELSE SHE'S UP TO.
I BELIEVE SHE'S LEARNING HOW TO
PLAY PIANO
SHE'S THAT AMAZING
AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC
TONIGHT.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
SHE'S ONE OF MY ALL TIME
FAVORITES.
HONEY --
>> I'M FREAKING OUT.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, WE'VE JUST
BEEN PLAYING -
>> WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING THAT
ALBUM --
>> Jimmy: "DIVA.
>> "-- DIVA.
>> Jimmy: OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
>> ANNIE LENNOX.
I WANT ANNIE LENNOX ON THE SHOW
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER.
I THINK SHE'S THE COOLEST
HUMAN.
SHE CAME ON OUR SHOW A COUPLE
YEARS AGO.
NO ENTOURAGE
JUST WALKED IN
ANNIE LENNOX HAD A BOOK.
THAT WAS HER ENTOURAGE
A BOOK
A DOG-EARED BOOK, AND I GO,
"CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
SHE'S JUST THAT COOL
I JUST LOVE HER.
SHE'S GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS
THING CALLED PROJECT ANGEL
FOOD, WHICH DELIVERS MEALS TO
PEOPLE IN LOS ANGELES WHO ARE
SERIOUSLY ILL.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CHARITY, AND
SHE'S GOING TO SING A SONG FOR
US TONIGHT WITH HER AMAZING
VOICE.
I LOVE YOU, ANNIE LENNOX, SO
MUCH
THIS IS SO FUN
ALSO I WANT TO SAY, MICK JAGGER
IS HERE ON BEHALF OF
SAVETHECHILDREN.ORG.
PLEASE GO TO THAT WEBSITE AND
DO WHATEVER YOU CAN.
WE WOULD LOVE THAT, AND THANK
YOU SO MUCH TO MICK AND MATT
FOR DOING THAT
I APPRECIATE THAT.
WELL, IT IS MAY THE 4th, WHICH
IS, YOU KNOW, INTERNATIONAL
FIREFIGHTERS DAY
I DO WANT TO SAY THAT FIRST OFF
AND FOREMOST, THEY WERE
TRENDING ON TWITTER.
IT'S TEACHER APPRECIATION
MONTH.
LIKE WE NEED -- THIS IS THE
PERFECT -- WE'RE ALL
APPRECIATING TEACHERS RIGHT NOW
LIKE CRAZY
SO MAN, I CANNOT WAIT TO
CELEBRATE TEACHERS, AND THANK
YOU FIREFIGHTERS, AND ANYONE --
EMT, EVERYONE ON THE FRONT
LINES THERE, DOING AMAZING
STUFF, REALLY.
IT'S A THANKLESS JOB SOMETIMES,
AND I JUST WANT TO SAY ON
BEHALF OF EVERYONE, THANK YOU
SO MUCH.
AND IT'S ALSO, OF COURSE, "STAR
WARS" DAY, MAY THE 4th BE WITH
YOU.
AND I WAS THINKING, "WHAT ARE
THE 'STAR WARS' CHARACTERS UP
TO NOW DURING QUARANTINE?"
I TALKED TO TARIQ.
SO HERE TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE ALL UP TO, IN
ALPHABETICAL ORDER, HERE ARE
THE CHARACTERS FROM "STAR
WARS," GIVEN TO YOU BY TARIQ
MAY IT BE WITH YOU ALWAY
THAT ALSO MEAN
IN QUARANTINES ♪
♪ FROM SPRING T
INTO FALL DAYS
STAR WARS CHARACTERS ARE
HOME FOR A WHILE ♪
♪ SO LET'S CATCH UP
WITH THE
NOW ALPHABETICAL STYLE
"A'S" FOR ADMIRAL AKBAR ♪
♪ THE LOBSTER LOOKIN' GUY
SAYING "IT'S A TRAP"
'CAUSE HE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE
AND YOUNG ANAKIN THINKS ♪
♪ THIS QUARANTINE IS A PAIN
BUT HE SHOULDN'T
GO OUTSIDE
AND HE SHOULDN'T ♪
♪ BE TRAINE
THERE'S B TIMES TWO MAKING
BB
ROLLIN 'ROUND HIS HOUS
PUTTING ON THAT ♪
♪ COVID WEIGH
AUNT BERU IS IN A STEW
AND NEVER WASHES HER HAI
AND THEN THERE'S BOBA FETT ♪
♪ BOBA FETT, WHERE?
CHEWY'S WRITING A BOOK
BUT NOT JUST NOT
WRITING EVERY DAY ♪
♪ SOMEONE GET THI
WALKING CARPET OUT O
HIS OWN WA
AND C3PO IS DEALING WITH ♪
♪ HIS OWN FRUSTRATION
LAID OFF FROM HIS JOB IN
CYBORG RELATIONS
YEAH THE C IS FOR COUNT ♪
♪ AND THE D IS FOR DOOK
E IS FOR THE EMPEROR
WHO'S STARTING T
GO KOO KOO ♪
♪ AND THEN OUT AND ABOUT ON
SOCIAL DISTANCE WALK
ARE HOARDS OF TINY MASKE
ADORABLE EWOKS ♪
♪ F IS FOR FINN
AND FINN'S DOIN FINE
G FOR GRAND MOFF TARKI
THOUGH HE'S CGI ♪
♪ AND GENERAL GRIEVOU
BETTER LISTE
TO PHYSICIAN
THAT DUDE'S GOT A HUNDRED ♪
♪ RESPIRATORY CONDITION
FOR BAD GUYS, QUARANTINE I
REALLY THE WORST
G IS ALSO FOR GREEDO ♪
♪ BUT H SHOT FIRS
BUT HAN IS NOT SOL
HE'S CO-ISOLATIN
WITH JAR JAR BINKS AND ♪
♪ HIS PATIENCE IS FADIN
J IS ALSO FOR JABB
ISOLATING IN HIS BARGE
HE'S THE HUT IN CHARGE ♪
♪ YES HE'S E.X. LARGE
DRINKING WAY TOO MANY OF
HIS FAVORITE QUARANTINIS
WHILE THE JAWAS WON'T STOP ♪
♪ SCREAMING OUT HOOTINI
FOR K THERE'S KYLO REN
YEAH HE'S STILL ALIV
TURNS OUT THAT MASK ♪
♪ IS ACTUALLY AN N9
AND L IS FOR LANDO
ISOLATIN' IN THE SKY
WITH LOBOT, HIS HALF ROBOT ♪
♪ HEADED RIGHT HAND GUY
AND WE WON'T FORGET LUKE
NO NOBODY FEAR
BUT OLD LUKE HAS BEEN ♪
♪ SOCIALLY DISTANT FOR YEAR
MACE WINDU STARES OU
HIS MACE WINDO
JAMMIN TO HIS SPOTIFY ♪
♪ LISTS OF MAX REBO
AND MAZ KANATA HAS BEE
AT HOME FOR SO LON
BUT STILL SOMEHOW GOT ♪
♪ A CAMEO IN THIS SON
THERE'S OBI-WAN KENOBI
THE GENERAL THE MASTER
WHO CAN'T GET HIS ♪
♪ SOURDOUGH BREAD T
RISE FASTE
HIS BAKING HAS HIM GETTING
TO THE END OF HIS ROPE ♪
♪ BUT HE CAN'T COMPLETELY
LOSE I
HE'S THE ONLY HOPE
FOR P PRINCESS LEIA WHO ♪
♪ CAN'T COOK BUT INSTEA
HAS BEEN SNACKING ON THE
BUNS ON THE SIDE
OF HER HEAD ♪
♪ P FOR PADME
Q FOR QUEEN AMIDAL
THEY'RE THE SAME PERSO
IF YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ THEN YOU OUTT
AND Q"IS KIND OF SLOPP
'CAUSE QUI-GON JIN
IS LOOKING LIKE HE'S ♪
♪ GETTING ON MEDI-CHLORIANS
AND R IS REY WHO I
SO SAD AND BORED
DEALING WITH THE FACT
♪ THAT HER DAD'S A SITH LOR
SITTING THERE DEPRESSE
IN HER DOOM IN GLOOM
DOING ZOOM THERAPY IN ♪
♪ HER ONE BEDROOM
R2'S AT HIS LAKE HOUSE
MOSTLY STAYING INSID
SPENDING MOST OF HIS TIME ♪
♪ ORGANIZING HIS ARCHIVES
TAKES OCCASIONAL WALKS
AND OCCASIONAL FLY
♪ WHILE THE NEIGHBORS ALL
SA
SINCE WHEN CAN R2 FL
AND THEN THERE'S THE S ♪
♪ WHICH OF COURSE STAND
FOR SITH
WHO WON'T STAY HOME OR
SOCIALLY DISTANT ♪
♪ NOT AWARE AND THEY CARE
IF THEY GET EVERYONE SIC
BUT THAT'S WHY
THEY'RE SITH LORDS ♪
♪ THAT'S KIND OF THEI
SHTICK
NOW THE BEYONCE OF
STAR WARS ♪
♪ I'M TALKING SY SNOOTLES
IS STAYING AT HOME
MAKING ZUCCHINI NOODLE
AND MAKING THE SAUCE IS ♪
♪ HER BEST OLDEST CHU
HE'S VIVACIOUS AND
AUDACIOU
HE'S SALACIOUS CRUMB ♪
♪ T FOR TUNDRA AN
U-3PO FOR
WHEN IT COMES TO V
ONLY ONE WILL DO ♪
♪ THE BIG BAD TERRO
YES I'M TALKIN
'BOUT VADE
THE ORIGINAL LOVER ♪
♪ TURNED ORIGINAL HATER
THE IMAGE OF EVI
THE ORIGINAL BADDI
AND THIS SHOULDN'T ♪
♪ BE A SPOILE
HE'S LUKE AND LEIA'S DADDY
W IS FOR WATTO
WHO HAD TO CLOSE HIS STORE ♪
♪ AND CAN'T GET OUT T
GAMBLE ON POD RACE
NO MOR
AND FOR Y THERE IS ♪
♪ NO GUY OUTSIDE OF YOD
WHO'S FLOATING AROUN
DOING DAILY JEDI YOG
AND BEING PRODUCTIVE ♪
♪ NEVER SITTING ON HIS AS
TEACHING HIS FREE ONLINE
JEDI MASTER CLAS
THERE'S A COUPLE OF Z'S ♪
♪ BUT NO ONE YOU'D MISS
AND IT'S WAY PAST TIME
TO GET TO THE END OF THI
SO THAT'S STAR WARS ♪
♪ FROM THE A TO THE Z
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YO
AND MAY THE 4TH BE WITH ME ♪
♪
[ EVIL LAUGH ] ♪
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
EVERYBODY WITH ASHTON KUTCHER
AND MILA KUNIS
COME ON BACK
♪
>> DAD
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> MY TOOTH JUST CAME OUT.
>> Jimmy: NO WAY
COME HERE, LET ME SEE.
COME HERE.
>> MY TOOTH JUST CAME OUT.
>> Jimmy: LET ME SEE IT.
WHERE IS IT?
OH, MY GOODNESS.
WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS
TOOTH.
>> MY SEVENTH TOOTH.
>> Jimmy: SEVENTH TOOTH THAT
CAME OUT RIGHT THERE
OH, MY GOSH, WINNIE.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THE TOOTH FAIRY'S GOING TO COME
TONIGHT.
I'M SO EXCITED
♪
>> Jimmy: ASHTON KUTCHER AND
MILA KUNIS ARE GREAT ACTORS WHO
WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP
RELIEF EFFORTS FOR COVID-19.
SO, THEY CAME UP WITH THIS
THING CALLED QUARANTINE WINE
THEY'RE JUST THE GREATEST
COUPLE
AND YOU'LL SEE RIGHT NOW
HERE'S MY ZOOM CHAT WITH
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS.
>> Jimmy: HI, MILA
HI, ASHTON
THANK YOU FOR DOING OUR SHOW
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
APPRECIATE THIS.
I SEE THAT YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU'RE
HOME, YOU'RE SAFE.
HOW IS THE FAMILY?
HOW ARE THE KIDS
HOW'S IT GOING
>> GREAT, THEY HAVE AROUND iPAD
AND PRETZELS SO YOU HAVE ABOUT
20 MINUTES, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEY WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND
YOU AND ALL I KEEP SAYING IS,
LIKE, "HOW IS THEIR SNACK
SUPPLY, YEAH."
>> THEY'RE TURNING LEARNING
PROGRAMS ON iPADS AND MOWING ON
SOME EATING PRETZELS, SO-- >>
Jimmy: OH, THAT'S EXACTLY-- I'M
ON THE SAME SCHEDULE AS YOU
GUYS
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH THE HOME
SCHOOLING?
ARE YOU GOOD
IT'S TEACHER APPRECIATION WEEK
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHICH COULDN'T HAVE
COME AT BETTER TIME.
>> BOY, DO I APPRECIATE
TEACHERS
[ LAUGHTER ]
I REALIZED I'M A FANTASTIC T.A
I'M LIKE A PROFESSIONAL T.A.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE OVER HERE, GOD BLESS
IT, MAN.
I MEAN -
>> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YES
YEAH
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOOD?
>> I LIKE ME SOME TEACHIN'
>> YEAH.
>> WE SET UP LIKE A CURRICULUM
FOR THE WEEK, AND WE PLAN IT
OUT, AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THE
KIDS ARE GOING TO LEARN LIKE
THROUGHOUT THE WEEK.
AND SO WE'VE DONE LIKE VARIOUS
WEEKS.
WE DID A WEEK ON -- THE FIRST
WEEK WAS LIKE --
>> WELL, WE PIGGYBACKED SOME -
>> ENERGY AND ELECTRICITY.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> AND THEN WE DID LIKE, HOW TO
BUILD THINGS
>> ARCHITECTURE.
>> AND BUILDING.
>> WAIT, THE ONE THING THAT WE
DID DO THAT I FEEL LIKE IS A
A GOOD HACK, IS WE ENLISTED OUR
FRIENDS TO DO, LIKE 20 MINUTE
ZOOM SESSIONS WITH OUR KIDS.
IT WOULD BE LIKE, TEACH OUR
KIDS ANYTHING.
AND IT COULD BE ANYTHING FROM
MAKING FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS, TO
ARCHITECTURE, TO LIKE ANYTHING
AND SO, THAT GIVES US
20 MINUTES OF NOT PARENTING.
AND ALSO ALLOWS OUR KIDS TO
HAVE ANOTHER TYPE INTERACTION.
>> AND IT WORKS REALLY WELL
WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE
SINGLE
>> YEAH.
>> AND THEY ARE HOME, THEY'RE
ALONE.
>> AND THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS.
>> THEY DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING
THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS THAT
THEY'RE CHASING AROUND ALL DAY
SO, THEY'VE GOT A FREE
20 MINUTES OR 30 MINUTES
AND THEY'LL LIKE JUST ENGAGE IN
THAT
SO, WE DID ONE ARCHITECTURE
LESSON
WE DID ONE -
>> ENERGY LESSON
>> RECYCLABLE ENERGY
>> COOKIES
WE BAKED COOKIES
>> WE BAKED COOKIES FOR ONE.
>> YEAH.
>> WE DID A FLOWER ARRANGEMENT
FOR ONE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I NEED YOUR -- I NEED
YOUR FRIEND'S NUMBER
>> WE'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVE NO FRIENDS
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A BUMMER.
>> WE'VE ABUSED ALL OF OUR
FRIENDS.
WERE LIKE, "WHO'S NEXT?"
WELL, WE PIGGYBACK OFF OUR KIDS
CURRICULUM
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE AWAY --
THEIR SCHOOLS ARE AMAZING AT
HELPING THE PARENT
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> SO, WE JUST PIGGYBACK OFF OF
THEM
>> THIS WEEK WE'RE DOING THE
HUMAN BODY
SO, WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT
THE SKELETAL SYSTEM, THE
DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
SO, WE HAVE THE KIDS ASK
QUESTIONS AT THE BEGINNING OF
THE WEEK
AND THEN, THROUGHOUT THE WEEK
WE HAVE TO GET THE ANSWERS TO
THE QUESTIONS.
>> SO, ONE OF THEM IS HOW LONG
DOES IT TAKE TO GET POOP OUT
THAT'S AN IMPORTANT QUESTION
>> YEAH, FROM THE POINT WHEN
YOU EAT THE FOOD, HOW LONG DOES
IT TAKE TO MAKE POOP
>> Jimmy: GOSH, IF YOU GAVE ME
MULTIPLE CHOICE, I COULD BE
CLOSE.
BUT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
GUESS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVE NO CLUE.
>> GUYS, WE ALL HAVE GOOGLE.
IT'S MAGIC
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HEY, I GOT TO SAY,
THE ONE THING I WANTED TO GET
IN TOUCH WITH YOU GUYS AND SAY,
CONGRATS, AND WHAT A GREAT
IDEA
THIS QUARANTINE WINE IDEA, I
THINK IS BRILLIANT
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE
IDEA
AND WHAT A PERFECT THING FOR
RIGHT NOW.
REALLY, MILA IT WAS YOU.
>> WELL, IT'S TWO FOLD, LET ME
SAY.
I MARRIED A PERSON WHO'S
BRILLIANT AND SMART, AND, YOU
KNOW, CAN MAKE THINGS HAPPEN
VERY QUICKLY
I THINK LOTS OF THINGS
I THINK I HAVE BRILLIANT IDEAS
DAILY, JIMMY
I THINK I HAVE THE MOST
GREATEST IDEAS
ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THEY STICK
THIS ALL HAPPENED OUT OF HAVING
LIKE, ZOOM DATES OR FACE TIME
DATES WITH OUR FRIENDS
>> Jimmy: YEP.
>> WE HAVE LIKE, DINNER OR
DRINKS OR WHATEVER, AND I
REALIZE THAT THE -- NOT TO LIKE
ENCOURAGE DRINKING, BUT THE ONE
THING WE CAN ALL GATHER AROUND
IS LIKE FOOD AND LIKE
ENTERTAINMENT, OR LIKE HAVING
A GLASS OF WINE AND JUST
RELAXING
AND THEN I ALSO REALIZED A LOT
OF OUR FRIENDS REACHED OUT TO
US, AND WERE LIKE, "HEY, WHERE
CAN WE DONATE TO YOU TO HELP?"
AND HE WAS WORKING WITH
FLEXPORT AT THAT POINT
AND WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT LIKE HOW TO NAVIGATE OUR
FRIENDS TO HELP THEM AND
DONATE
AND I REALIZED HOW GOOD I
SELFISHLY FELT WHEN I WAS ABLE
TO DONATE.
AND SO, IN A WEIRD WAY I JUST
COMBINED MY BOTH OF MY FAVORITE
THINGS, DRINKING AND DONATING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT WAS LITERALLY -- THAT
WAS IT
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT IF
WE CREATE LIKE A WINE." AND WE
HAVE AMAZING FRIENDS AT NOCKING
POINT THAT DID THIS VERY
QUICKLY.
THAT ARE, YOU KNOW, BRILLIANT
AT WHAT THEY DO.
AND IT'S ALL 100% GOES --
PROFITS GO TO CHARITIES.
WE DON'T WANT MONEY, IT WASN'T
ABOUT THAT
IT WAS JUST ABOUT ALLOWING
PEOPLE TO HAVE A WAY TO FEEL
GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES.
DONATE $50 AND GET SOMETHING IN
RETURN
HAVE FUN WITH IT, ENJOY IT,
POST IT.
AND KNOW THAT YOUR MONEY WENT
TO SOMEWHERE USEFUL.
>> Jimmy: NOT ONLY IS THAT IDEA
BRILLIANT, BUT I THOUGHT THE
OTHER THING WHICH IS -- I
ORDERED MY BOTTLES BY THE WAY.
THEY SHOULD BE HERE, I THINK
TODAY.
>> NO.
YES.
>> Jimmy: SO, AS SOON AS I GET
THEM, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SHOUT OUT JUST TO SAY THANK
YOU.
BUT, LOVE WHOEVER THOUGHT OF
THE LABEL IS BLANK
>> YES
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
A BOTTLE BY YOU THAT YOU CAN
SHOW
>> YES
>> YEAH, WE STARTED OUT WITH
THE IDEA WAS, LIKE CAN WE DO
LIKE THE SIMPLEST THING, RIGHT
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, WE'VE SEEN
A BUNCH OF, LIKE, PEOPLE THAT
ARE WELL KNOWN OR CELEBRITIES
THAT ARE LIKE, FEEL LIKE
THEY'RE CELEBRATING DURING THIS
TIME
WE'RE LIKE, "HOLD ON THIS ISN'T
LIKE A CELEBRATION TIME.
THIS IS LIKE A, LET'S BUCKLE
DOWN AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO
THINGS."
SO, WE'RE LIKE, THE BEST THING
IS TO JUST DO LIKE A BLANK
LABEL.
BUT, IN THE IDEA IS, IT SAYS
"TOASTING TO" ON HERE, AND THEN
"QUARANTINE WINE," WHICH IS THE
NAME
AND YOU CAN PICK LIKE WHOEVER
YOU WANT TO TOAST.
SO, LIKE IF YOU, YOU KNOW, LIKE
WE ARE APPRECIATING --
>> TEACHERS.
>> RIGHT NOW, IT'S TEACHERS
APPRECIATION WEEK.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, TOAST TO TEACHERS
AND WE CAN DO -- AND YOU CAN
JUST MAKE YOUR OWN TOAST TO.
>> AND THEN POST IT ON SOCIAL
MEDIA WITH #QUARANTINEWINE
I SAY THIS, AND I HAVEN'T HAD
SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT I HEAR IT'S
VERY IMPORTANT TO DO
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO, YOU SHOULD DO
#QUARANTIENEWINE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST THINK
IT'S -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
YOU GOT IT TOGETHER SO FAST,
AND SO QUICKLY
>> NOCKING POINT
>> YEAH, SO --
>> I WOULD SAY THAT AS SMART AS
WE ARE, OUR FRIENDS ARE MUCH
SMARTER.
>> YEAH, WE HAVE FRIENDS
WE WERE THINKING ABOUT DOING A
A WINE, AND OUR FRIENDS AT
NOCKING POINT, LIKE DO THIS,
AND TURN THINGS AROUND REALLY
QUICK.
AND WE CALLED THEM UP AND SAID,
"HEY, IF WE DID A QUARANTINE
WINE, HOW QUICKLY COULD WE HAVE
IT OUT?"
AND WITHIN THREE WEEKS -
>> THEY GOT A LABEL APPROVED
>> WE HAD A LABEL APPROVED
>> WE HAD TRADEMARKED, WE HAD
SAMPLES.
WE -
>> BUT, I WILL ALSO SAY THIS -
>> FIGURED OUT WHAT'S GOING IN
THE BOTTLE
AND THEY WERE READY TO SHIP.
>> WHEN PEOPLE FOUND OUT WHAT
IT WAS FOR, WHEN THEY FOUND OUT
IT WAS ALL 100% TO CHARITIES,
NONPROFIT, PEOPLE GOT VERY WERE
QUICKLY TO HELP OUT.
AND MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING
WAS MOVING UP THE LADDER
QUICKER BECAUSE IT WAS, YOU
KNOW, A LITTLE MORE TIME
SENSITIVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I WILL SAY, THE COMMUNITY AS
A WHOLE, PEOPLE WERE REALLY
GENEROUS WITH THEIR TIME
>> Jimmy: I ALSO THINK YOU GUYS
HAVE A GOOD REPUTATION
SO, IF YOU ASK FOR SOMETHING,
PEOPLE PROBABLY GO, "OH,
THEY'RE LEGIT.
IF YOU GO TO THE
OFFICIALQUARANTINEWINE.COM
YOU GO THERE, BUT CAN YOU TALK
ABOUT MAYBE THE CHARITIES THAT
IT GOES TO, THE PROFITS?
>> WE TALKED ABOUT THIS AT
LENGTH AND WE, I THINK, LOOKED
AT MAYBE 12 CHARITIES.
AND THEN, WE NARROWED IT DOWN
FROM -- TO MAKE SURE, FIRST OF
ALL, IT HAD TO BE NATIONAL
WE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT LOCAL
FOR US BECAUSE WE FELT LIKE IT
WAS TOO SMALL.
SO, WE DID LOCAL -- WE DID
NATIONAL
AND THEN WE WANTED TO CHECK OFF
CERTAIN QUADRANTS, WHICH WERE
LIKE, HELPING PEOPLE THAT HAVE
LOST JOBS, HELPING CHILDREN GET
FOOD, HELPING FAMILIES
SO, THEY WERE ALL QUADRANT
FILLED
SO, WE ENDED UP DOING --
>> THE FIRST THING WE WERE
WORKING ON, WE WERE WORKING
ON -- I'VE BEEN WORKING A LOT
WITH FLEXPORT ON TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT THE P.P.E. ISSUE,
RIGHT?
SO, AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT
WAS INTERESTING IS, THERE WAS
A BIND BETWEEN LIKE, HOSPITALS
AND THE SUPPLIERS WHERE
HOSPITALS COULDN'T FRONT THE
MONEY FOR SUPPLIES BEFORE IT
GOT HERE
AND SO, THEY ALMOST NEEDED LIKE
AN IN BETWEEN FUND TO BASICALLY
BUY THE ACTUAL P.P.E
AND FLEXPORT HAD ALL THE PIPES
TO GET IT DELIVERED TO
EVERYWHERE THAT IT NEEDED TO BE
DELIVERED.
SO, WE HAD ALREADY BEEN WORKING
WITH THEM SO THAT WE SELECTED
THEM, WE SELECTED THE AMERICA
FOOD FUND, WHICH IS
A COMBINATION OF FEEDING
AMERICA AND THE WORLD SOUP
KITCHEN.
>> Jimmy: AMAZING.
>> THEY DIRECTLY, ALSO, WHICH I
DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT,
BUT THAT JUST LITERALLY,
PHYSICALLY GIVES MONEY DIRECTLY
TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT.
>> AND THEN, DIRECT RELIEF,
WHICH IS JUST ANOTHER
P.P.E. FUND.
SO, WE CALLED A BUNCH OF OUR
FRIENDS AND SAID, HEY, WHICH
ARE THE BEST ONES AND THEN WE
WENT FROM THERE.
AND THEN BETTED THEM
>> I MADE SURE THE OVERHEAD WAS
SMALL, BECAUSE THE CHARITIES,
AS GREAT AS THEY ARE, THEY HAVE
A HIGHER OVERHEAD THAN OTHERS.
AND IN A TIME LIKE THIS, WE
WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MOST OF
THE MONEY GOES TO WHERE IT
NEEDS TO GO.
>> Jimmy: AND USUAL BOTTLES OF
WINE HAVE ABOUT FOUR GLASSES IN
EACH BOTTLE.
SO, EVERY GLASS GOES TO
A DIFFERENT CHARITY.
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING
IT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THIS
QUARANTINE WINE THING IS LIKE,
WHEN WE FIRST STARTED IT WE
WERE JUST LIKE, "YEAH, ALL
RIGHT, WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN
RAISE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY AND
SEE HOW IT GOES.
>> OKAY, SO JUST TO GIVE YOU AN
EXAMPLE, YOU HAVE TO KIND OF DO
AN ALLOTMENT OF CASES, YOU HAVE
TO PREORDER JUICE.
SO, WE WERE LIKE, LET'S PLAY IT
SAFE
WE DON'T -- WHO KNOWS, MAYBE
PEOPLE THE BUY THIS.
WE BOUGHT 2,000 CASES, OKAY,
INITIALLY.
>> AND WE DID THIS ONE LIKE
VIDEO THAT WE PUT OUT ON SOCIAL
MEDIA.
>> AND THAT WAS IT
>> AND IN EIGHT HOURS WE SOLD
OUT 2,000 CASES.
>> SO --
>> WE WERE SHOCKED
WE JUST WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR.
IT'S LIKE IT BLEW OUR MINDS.
AND THEN WE QUICKLY STARTED --
>> WE HAD TO PROCURE MORE WINE
>> YEAH, SO WE HAVE MORE WINE.
SO, FEEL FREE TO ORDER
>> SO, NOW WE'VE RAISED LIKE A
A MILLION DOLLARS AND --
>> Jimmy: A MILLION DOLLARS?
>> YEAH.
AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
INCREDIBLE
AND LIKE I WANT PEOPLE TO KEEP
GIVING AND KNOWING IT'S GOING
TO THE RIGHT PLACES AND FEEL
GOOD ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW, AND TOAST TO
YOURSELVES FOR TRYING SOMETHING
AND --
>> Jimmy: IT'S A WIN-WIN
IT'S A WIN-WIN
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT DO IT?
I LOVE IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S GREAT
OFFICIALQUARANTINE WINE.COM.
HEY, WILL YOU STICK AROUND
CAN WE PLAY A QUICK, FUN NEW
GAME WHEN WE COME BACK
DO YOU MIND?
>> YEAH, WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE
TO DO.
>> WHAT ARE WE DOING
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
HOW MANY PRETZELS ARE LEFT IN
THE KIDS BOWL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> PRETZELS ARE GONE
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'LL DO IT REALLY
QUICK, I PROMISE
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
♪
I MEAN, COME ON.
WHO IS CUTER
WHO ARE MORE CUTER THAN
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS?
COME ON, THEY'RE GREAT
AND I LOVE THE KID LAUGHING.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT MADE IT IN
THERE, BUT THEIR KID WAS BEHIND
THE COMPUTER HOME SCHOOLING
RIGHT BEHIND THEM, AND EATING
PRETZELS HE WAS JUST LAUGHING.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT IS HE
LAUGHING AT?
HE'S GOT THE CUTEST LAUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAYS, MORE WITH ASHTON AND
MILA
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A NEW GAME
WHEN WE COME BACK.
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: GUYS, I WANT TO PLAY
A NEW GAME WITH YOU, IT IS
CALLED "VOICE SWAP."
SO BASICALLY, WE'RE GOING TO DO
A REGULAR INTERVIEW, EXCEPT,
MILA, WHEN I ASK YOU A
A QUESTION, ASHTON IS GOING TO
ANSWER FOR YOU
AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR
MOUTH.
SO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
TALKING.
AND ASHTON, WHEN YOU GET A
A QUESTION, MILA WILL ANSWER
FOR YOU, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO
MOVE YOUR MOUTH.
IT'S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE
VENTRILOQUISTS BASICALLY -
ARE YOU READY TO TRY THIS?
>> YEAH.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: FOR THE FIRST TIME
I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS TRYING
THIS
MILA KUNIS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT.
WAIT
OKAY, HOLD ON.
>> I CAN MOVE MY MOUTH, YOU SAY
THE WORDS.
>> I GOT IT.
I GOT IT
>> OKAY.
>> I'M GREAT
I WENT TO THE BATHROOM THIS
MORNING AND TOOK A GIANT -
>> Jimmy: OKAY
>> AND I FEEL WONDERFUL AFTER
DOING THAT
BECAUSE I RELEASED MY ENTIRE
INNARDS AND FROM THAT, IT JUST
OPENED ME UP TO THE WONDERFUL
ENERGY OF THE WORLD.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
MILA, WHAT A GREAT ANSWER.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING
TO GET THAT DESCRIPTIVE.
ASHTON KUTCHER, SAME WITH YOU,
HOW ARE YOU DOING, BUD
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO
THE QUESTIONS.
ASHTON, WHAT MUSIC HAVE YOU
BEEN LISTENING TO DURING
QUARANTINE
>> OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST LOVE A
A LITTLE, "FEED THE CAT," IT'S
MY FAVORITE ALBUM.
ALSO, I LISTEN TO "BLAZE AND
THE MONSTER MACHINE," IT'S
GREAT, IT REALLY GETS ME
PUMPING AND GOING.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HEARD
IT
WOO, WE LOVE IT OVER HERE.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WOW
GOD, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE
THAT INTO IT
ASHTON, VERY EXCITED
MILA, HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING ANY
QUARANTINE DREAMS?
LIKE, WHAT WAS YOUR CRAZIEST
DREAM?
>> OH, MY CRAZIEST DREAM, LET
ME THINK ABOUT IT.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
ONE NIGHT, I DREAMED THAT I HAD
ELBOW CANCER
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I WOULD
DREAM THAT I HAVE ELBOW CANCER
BUT IT SEEMS THAT MY ELBOW WAS
SO -
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MOUTHING IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WAS SO CANCEROUS THAT I
COULDN'T EVEN BEND IT AND PICK
UP MY CHILDREN
SO I PICKED UP THE LITTLEST ONE
AND DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD
AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
THAT IS A CRAZY, CRAZY DREAM
NOW --
>> ARE YOU PLAYING THE GAME.
NO, I'M --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE'S ONLY TWO MORE
QUESTIONS, AND THEN WE'LL BE
DONE WITH THIS
NO, IT'S VERY GOOD
HERE WE GO
I WILL SAY -
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE KEEP
A STRAIGHT FACE.
THIS IS LIKE -- DO YOU KNOW
WHAT MY WORST FEAR, AND I SAID
I'LL NEVER DO IT, IS SNL,
BECAUSE OF THIS, BECAUSE I
CLEARLY -- I ENJOY LAUGHTER,
AND I HAVE A VERY HARD TIME
LIKE HOLDING IT DOWN
IT SEEMS LIKE --
>> YOU AND JIMMY ON SNL
WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT.
>> Jimmy: WE WOULD'VE DONE ONE
SKETCH
>> COULDN'T HOLD IT TOGETHER
>> I CAN NEVER HOLD IT
TOGETHER
OKAY, I GOT IT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY,
HERE WE GO
>> 70s, DO YOU REMEMBER?
>> YES
>> OH, MY GOD.
WOULD GET SO MAD AT ME
>> OKAY, OKAY.
WE'RE IN THE GAME.
>> I'M IN.
>> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU GUYS ARE
EXCITED ABOUT GETTING BACK OUT
IN TO THE WORLD WHEN THIS IS
OVER
ASHTON, WHAT ARE YOU MOST
EXCITED TO DO WHEN THEY OPEN
THINGS BACK UP AGAIN
>> OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST LOVE
TO -- BO MY FAVORITE THING TO
DO IS TO JUST GO OUTSIDE NAKED
AND RUN AROUND AND JUST --
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH
>> TAKE OFF MY SHIRT -
LOOK AT ME GO.
MY BACK HAIR IS SHAPED LIKE
BATMAN'S SIGNAL.
I HAVE A PERMANENT BAT SIGNAL
ON MY BACK AND I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHY IT'S THERE.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I WANT TO THANK
YOU BOTH FOR COMING ON THE
SHOW
I APPRECIATE IT, AND -- NO, I'M
NOT GOING CRAZY, YOU'RE GOING
CRAZY.
>> THIS ISN'T CRAZY.
THIS ISN'T CRAZY
>> WE'RE SO --
>> WE'RE FINE.
WE'RE JUST OVER HERE DRINKING
WINE
WE'RE GOOD
>> Jimmy: CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU
GUYS IN PERSON, I REALLY LOVE
YOU FOR COMING ON.
THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU'RE
DOING.
AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS
BIT.
I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH GUYS
>> THANK YOU FOR LETTING US
HAVE A MOMENT OF INTERACTION
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: BEST TO THE FAM.
BYE GUYS, THANK YOU.
>> BYE
♪
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN
YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER SO
WELL, MY THANKS TO
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS,
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK.
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: SHE'S AN EMMY AND
GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED ACTOR
FROM "WESTWORLD," WE LOVE
HAVING HER ON THE SHOW
SHE'S BEEN ON THE SHOW AS
A MUSICAL GUEST TOO.
SHE'S SUPER TAENTED.
HERE'S MY ZOOM CHAT WITH
EVAN RACHEL WOOD
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU PAL, WHERE
ARE YOU?
WHERE -- ARE YOU IN LIKE A
A PIANO ROOM
WHAT IS THIS
>> NO, THIS IS MY OFFICE AND I
PLAY PIANO IN HERE SOMETIMES
YEAH
>> Jimmy: WOW, I LOVE IT, IT'S
SO COOL.
HOW IS YOUR QUARANTINE, HOW ARE
YOU DOING?
>> I'M OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD
I'M COMFORTABLE, I'M
PRIVILEGED, I AM HOME
SCHOOLING, THOUGH, SO THAT KIND
OF EVENS THE PLAYING FIELD OUT
A LITTLE BIT
>> Jimmy: YEAH
IT REALLY DOES
HONESTLY, IT'S TEACHER
APPRECIATION WEEK, AND MAN OH
MAN, I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE
COULD APPRECIATE TEACHERS MORE
THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW.
>> THEY'VE DONE SUCH AN AMAZING
JOB AT MAKING IT KIND OF A
A SEAMLESS TRANSITION AND DOING
EVERYTHING ON ZOOM
AND THEY'VE JUST BEEN WORKING
AROUND THE CLOCK
AND YEAH, HATS OFF TO TEACHERS,
100 PERCENT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW ARE THEY
EVEN LEARNING HOW TO DO ZOOM
AND GOOGLE DRIVE
I MEAN, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
THESE THINGS WERE FOUR WEEKS
AGO.
>> MY SON HAS MORE CONFERENCE
CALLS THAN I DO NOW.
IT'S REALLY --
I JUST DON'T WANT TO FEEL
LIKE -
>> Jimmy: ME TOO
ME TOO
>> I DON'T FEEL LIKE PARENTS
SHOULD BE TEACHING THEIR KIDS
ANYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO BE
A GOOD PERSON.
LIKE, I'M NOT A TEACHER, I
SHOULD NOT BE TEACHING HIM
IT BECOMES PERSONAL.
YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, SWEETIE, THIS
ANSWER'S WRONG
NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU
HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE --"
IF YOU WANT THAT
>> Jimmy: I'M THE NEW HOME
TEACHER NOW.
I'M TEACHING YOU, REMEMBER
>> YEAH.
THEY DON'T WANT THAT LESSON.
THEY'RE BORED OF US.
>> Jimmy: NO
THEY DON'T WANT THAT AT ALL.
ARE YOU PLAYING PIANO, DO YOU
KNOW HOW TO PLAY PIANO
I KNOW YOU SING.
>> I DON'T AND SO --
BUT I'VE BEEN WANTING TO LEARN
AND QUARANTINE GAVE ME AN
OPPORTUNITY, SO I FOUND SOME
ONLINE CLASSES I COULD DO AND
STARTED MESSING AROUND
>> Jimmy: IS IT FUN?
IS IT WORKING?
ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH IT
>> I THINK SO.
YEAH, IT IS FUN.
IT'S LIKE --
♪
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
YOU'RE -
WHAT
NO
>> I COULDN'T DO ANY OF THAT
BEFORE QUARANTINE, SO THERE'S
THE SILVER LINING.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YOU GOT TO KEEP BUSY.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS
I'M NOT AS TALENTED, I DON'T
KNOW IF I COULD DO THAT.
THAT IS AMAZING.
THAT SOUNDED BEAUTIFUL
>> OH THANKS
>> Jimmy: I THOUGHT I'D PLAY A
A FUN GAME WITH YOU, BECAUSE ON
TWITTER YOUR ACCOUNT IS
EVAN RACHEL WOULD.
W-O-U-L-D.
LIKE, EVAN RACHEL WOULD.
SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO
PLAY A GAME CALLED EVAN RACHEL
WOULD OR EVAN RACHEL WOULDN'T.
AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
IS -
EVAN RACHEL WOULD OR
EVAN RACHEL WOULDN'T
OKAY
YOU COULD ELABORATE IF YOU WANT
TO BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALRIGHT, FIRST ONE, WOULD YOU
EVER BREAK A RULE OR LIE TO
YOUR PARENTS
>> EVAN RACHEL WOULD AND HAS
YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE, YES.
>> VERY RARE
VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY RARE.
I DID LIE ABOUT GOING TO
COACHELLA ONE YEAR AND MY
BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME BUSTED ME
AND STARTED --
>> Jimmy: HOW?
>> TALKING ABOUT WHAT A GREAT
SHOW THE FLAMING LIPS WAS RIGHT
IN FRONT OF MY MOM
AND SO THE CHARADE WAS DONE.
SO I GOT CAUGHT.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU GOT BUSTED
MY MOM THOUGHT LOLLAPALOOZA WAS
THE NAME OF A BAND
SHE'S LIKE, JIMMY'S GOING TO
SEE LOLLAPALOOZA
SHE GOES, I LOVE THEM.
>> THAT IS THE CUTEST THING
EVER
>> Jimmy: LOLLAPALOOZA, YOU
DON'T LOVE THEM.
THEY'RE NOT A BAND
ANYWAYS --
ALRIGHT, READY
WOULD YOU EVER MAKE AN EXCUSE
TO GET OUT OF PLANS?
>> I REALLY TRY NOT TO BUT
EVAN RACHEL WOULD.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN BUSTED FOR
THAT TOO OR NO
>> NOPE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT NOW I'M ADMITTING TO IT,
SO PROBABLY.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN QUARANTINE,
IT'S HARD TO GET OUT OF
ANYTHING
YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY YOU BUSY?"
YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M BUSY."
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO ONE'S BUSY.
>> YES, I AM
>> Jimmy: I KNOW -
ALRIGHT.
LET'S SEE, WOULD YOU EVER DO
CELEBRITY IMPRESSIONS ON
NATIONAL TV?
THAT'S INTERESTING
YES, I GUESS
I DON'T KNOW ANY CELEBRITY -
WHAT CELEBRITY IMPRESSIONS DO I
DO
I DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANY
ON OUR SHOW, BUT YOU WOULD DO
ONE IF YOU HAD ONE DOWN?
>> YEAH, I WOULD
YEAH
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, GOOD.
SO MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU COME ON
THE SHOW, AND HOPEFULLY IT'S IN
PERSON, WE'LL START WRITING
DOWN NAMES OF THINGS AND WE'LL
HAVE YOU TRY DIFFERENT
IMPRESSIONS.
OKAY
>> YES, PLEASE
>> Jimmy: "WESTWORLD" SEASON
THREE FINALE WAS LAST NIGHT AND
EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT
FANS ARE GOING NUTS.
I HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET, BECAUSE
I'M STILL TWO EPISODES INTO IT
I KNOW
I'M BAD.
BUT IT'S BEEN GREAT BECAUSE WE
NEED THINGS TO WATCH DURING
THIS QUARANTINE TIME
SO MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN
WATCHING AND YOU ARE -
I CAN'T SPOIL IT FOR ANYONE WHO
HASN'T SEEN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH
"WESTWORLD" AND YOU WANT TO SEE
HOW IT'S DONE.
EVAN RACHEL WOOD CRUSHES IT.
BUT FANS ARE FREAKING OUT.
I'M TRYING NOT TO READ
ANYTHING, BUT I HEARD THAT YOU
ARE RENEWED FOR SEASON FOUR,
CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
THAT
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS,
MUTE
[ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK A LOT OF THINGS ARE
STILL UNKNOWN GIVEN HOW THE
FINALE ENDED
>> Jimmy: OKAY
>> I THINK, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S
BEEN PROVEN -- YOU KNOW, IT'S
QUITE HARD TO GET RID OF
CHARACTERS
BUT I DO THINK CERTAIN THINGS
ARE FINAL.
I'M BEING VERY CRYPTIC HERE.
>> Jimmy: WOW!
THIS IS VERY GOOD.
YOU'RE DOIUNG A GREAT JOB.
>> SEASON FOUR AS WELL
>> Jimmy: OKAY, WOW.
SEE -- THAT'S GOOD
SEE, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
THAT'S -- YOU'RE GOOD AT WHAT
YOU DO
>> DOES YOUR SON KNOW HOW --
WHAT MOM DOES FOR A LIVING
>> HE DOES, AND HE'S BEEN
VISITING THE SET OF "WESTWORLD"
SINCE HE WAS ONE YEARS OLD,
HE'S NOW ALMOST SEVEN.
HE GOT TO DIRECT A SCENE THIS
SEASON
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT KIND OF LUCKY KID IS
THIS
>> IT WAS EPISODE 7.
HELEN SCAVER BROUGHT HIM BEHIND
THE MONITOR AND HAD HIM DELIVER
ME AND AARON PAUL'S DIRECTIONS
SOO, WE'D HEAR ACTION AND CUT,
AND IT'D BE MY LITTLE SON.
"ACTION.
>> Jimmy: A LITTLE 6-YEAR-OLD
VOICE.
>> AND THEN HE'D COME OVER TO
AARON WITH HIS HEADPHONES ON
AND BE LIKE, "THAT WAS GOOD, IF
YOU CAN TAKE A BEAT BEFORE THE
LAST LINE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AARON WOULD BE LIKE, "THANK
YOU.
THANK YOU.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?"
LIKE, HE PLAYED ALONG SO WELL.
IT WAS SO FUN.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO CUTE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS BILL THAT YOU
WROTE AND GOT PASSED CALLED THE
PHOENIX ACT.
AND THAT IS AMAZING THAT YOU -
THAT THAT EVEN -- I MEAN,
SERIOUSLY THE CROWD ERUPTED AND
IF WE HAD AN AUDIENCE TONIGHT
THEY WOULD BE CLAPPING AS WELL
BECAUSE WHAT YOU'VE DONE -- BUT
CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS NOW AND
HAS IT GOTTEN LARGER OR WHAT'S
HAPPENING WITH IT?
>> IT'S CONTINUING TO GROW
THE PHOENIX ACT AIMS TO EXPAND
THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS,
WHICH IS HOW LONG YOU HAVE TO
REPORT A CRIME
AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS SUCH
A COMPLICATED ISSUE AND
SOMETIMES IT CAN TAKE PEOPLE
YEARS TO BE ABLE TO COME
FORWARD, TO FEEL SAFE ENOUGH OR
TO HAVE PROCESSED WHAT HAPPENED
TO THEM.
AND THE LAWS NEED TO START
REFLECTING THAT.
AND ESPECIALLY NOW IN
QUARANTINE, A LOT OF PEOPLE --
WE HAVE THESE STAY AT HOME
ORDERS, BUT HOME IS NOT ALWAYS
THE SAFEST PLACE FOR PEOPLE.
AND I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO
NEED HELP AND MORE TIME AND
SO -
THE PHOENIX ACT IS DEFINITELY
TO RAISE AWARENESS ABOUT
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, BUT ALSO TO
MAKE THE LAWS STRONGER, TO
SUPPORT SURVIVORS.
AND NOW WE'RE PLANNING ON
TAKING IT NATIONAL
AND WE WANT TO PASS IT IN ALL
50 STATES.
OR WHATEVER STATES THAT NEED
IT, AND SO YOU CAN DONATE, YOU
CAN GO TO THE PHOENIX ACT.COM
AND YOU CAN SPONSOR STATES, AND
YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU CAN TO HELP
US STRENGTHEN THESE LAWS
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID
THAT AND I LOVE THAT YOU'RE
STILL DOING IT
AND IT'S JUST GETTING BIGGER,
AND IT'S JUST NOW MORE THAN
EVER, IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT
GUYS, CHECK IT OUT AND SUPPORT
PHOENIX ACT.
IT'S GREAT
EVAN RACHEL WOOD, I LOVE YOU, I
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
HOPEFULLY IN PERSON IS THE NEXT
TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER
>> I KNOW.
I WANT TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN I WANT TO DO
IMPRESSIONS.
I WANT TO PLAY
I'M GOING TO START TEACHING
MYSELF PIANO SO I CAN PLAY
SOMETHING WITH YOU
>> WE'LL DO IT
YEAH
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, LET'S PLEASE
DO IT.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
BYE BUD.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU.
♪
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♪
♪ EVERY DAY
I WRITE THE LIST
OF REASONS WHY I STILL
BELIEVE THEY DO EXIST ♪
♪ A THOUSAN
BEAUTIFUL THINGS
AND EVEN THOUG
IT'S HARD TO SEE ♪
♪ THE GLASS IS FULL
AND NOT HALF EMPTY
A THOUSAND
BEAUTIFUL THINGS ♪
♪ SO LIGHT ME U
LIKE THE SUN
TO COOL DOWN
WITH YOUR RAIN ♪
♪ I NEVER WANT TO CLOSE
MY EYES AGAI
NEVER CLOSE MY EYE
NEVER CLOSE MY EYES ♪
♪ I THANK YOU FOR THE
AIR TO BREATHE
THE HEART TO BEA
THE EYES TO SEE AGAIN ♪
♪ A THOUSAN
BEAUTIFUL THINGS
AND ALL THE THINGS
THAT'S BEEN AND DONE ♪
♪ THE BATTLE'S WO
THE GOOD AND BAD
IN EVERYONE ♪
♪ THIS IS MIN
TO REMEMBE
SO HERE I GO AGAIN
SINGING BY YOUR WINDOW ♪
♪ PICKING UP THE PIECES O
WHAT'S LEFT TO FIN
TO FIND ♪
♪ EVERY DAY
I WRITE THE LIST
EVERY DA
I WRITE THE LIST ♪
♪ EVERY DAY EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY EVERY DA
EVERY DAY ♪
♪ A THOUSAN
BEAUTIFUL THINGS ♪
♪
>> Jimmy: GUYS, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR WATCHING THE SHOW
TONIGHT.
WINNIE, WHAT A GREAT, EVENTFUL
DAY.
WINNIE LOST A TOOTH AGAIN
TODAY.
DID YOU SEE IT
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY
COOL
SO HOPEFULLY THE TOOTH FAIRY
COMES TONIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YEAH
GUYS, WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T
TOUCH YOUR FACE.
WE HAVE ALL NEW SHOWS THIS
WHOLE WEEK
>> I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN -
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO -
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN THE
SLIDE?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT.
>> I WANT TO -
>> YEAH, ME TOO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO
KEEP THE TRADITION GOING
I WANT TO THANK
EVAN RACHEL WOOD
I WANT TO THANK ASHTON KUTCHER,
MILA KUNIS, QUARANTINEWINE.COM
I WANT TO THANK MICK JAGGER,
SAVETHECHILDREN.ORG AND I'LL
SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.
WE HAVE ALL NEW WEEK OF SHOWS.
THANK YOU.
BYE.