Cheers!
Where should I sit?
Over there is fine
First, thank you for accepting the interview
And congratulations...
You've made the front page again
Thank you
OK... you ready?
Yes
Many of our viewers are fascinated by "Kick Ass Girls"
They'd love to learn more
Slowly tell us how your group started
It first started...
"13 days ago"
"Notice of Rent Increase"
Damn, they doubled the rent!
Sis
A client just called to cancel his boxing session
While he's the only appointment we've got today
It's your birthday, just take the day off
Yeah, anything's better than a 30th birthday wish...
from the bitch who stole your man!
She was your alliance after all
Would your alliance betray you?
Yes! Morning!
Why can't I be reborn?
Why can't I come back to life after death?
Are you sure?
It's a 3-year membership
You'll spur me on...
Right?
I should work out more often anyway
Miu, my girlfriend is back to Hong Kong next week
But I AM your girlfriend!
You can't stay at my place
You never said you had a girlfriend!
I've already packed your things
You told me to quit my job and keep house for you!
I was joking
You just sold me a 3-year membership!
You said you needed to work out more
Here's the key to your locker
Don't lose it
Work hard!
I'll go finish the paperwork
Fine!
I'll show you... I'll get fit
I will get a guy here...
before your very eyes!
Then you'll want me again
You'll obsess about me
You'll hold me so tight...
Kneel and beg for forgiveness
You'll cry... I'll cry
We'll make up
Don't strain yourself
I can do this... I need to be perfect
Just go back to box with someone
Why you need me to coach?
I don't have one customer to box with
Your temper is driving the customers away
Things were better...
when TT was there
Don't even mention her name!
Just hire a new boxing trainer
You're not doing it right, pretty
A girl like you can be trained in 9 months...
You hitting on me?
You're certainly direct
Who are you coaching?
How do I coach? You don't even listen!
Why don't you coach me?
Alright
I know a modeling agency
Here's my business card
Keep 'm...
touch!
No-No-No-No-No!
You call that pretty?
All women are perfect when they're young
Renew your membership for another 3 years
and receive 20 Bikram Yoga sessions for free
20 sessions?
Yoga suits your body type
It's hot
I'm dying
That machine is busted
Cheap shot
Sorry. You first
You like stealing from other people?
I didn't do it on purpose
Natural Born Mistress
Say that again?
The only difference between a wife and mistress is timing
Wives go to heavens! Mistresses go to hell
Stop it!
Take it outside! Don't give me trouble
How very dare you?
Why did you go out with me?
Your boxing club could use a trainer like her...
young, pretty... and easy
I'd sign up for her
She can box...
You cost me my job!
Unemployed...
You cost me my home!
Homeless...
You're such a jerk!
I'll kill you!
He said I'm the only one he loves!
Nothing good ever came out of that line!
You're right!
Either stay here and be men's prey
Or come with me and get your own preys
Wow
It's huge!
The rent is sky-high
What am I supposed to do here?
It's simple: if customers show up, box with them
Don't push them hard at all
Make sure they're just idling around
because we charge them by the hour
Who's she?
The club's new prop
Tell all customers tomorrow
Tell them we've got a new female trainer
She's easy to get in bed
First come, first served
Tell them to hurry and reserve
Sure
He is Dice, biggest hole on earth
Hi, I'm her little brother
Hey, kiddy, I'm Miu
Look at all this Chinese Med stuff
Can I really stay?
Yes, that bed's yours
Tell the customers...
that she sleeps here every night
They're welcome to come box at night
She is easy to box with
Take it
What's this?
Aren't you the birthday girl?
Your birthday meal, my treat
I'm really...
touched
Thanks!
It's your birthday? Let's invite your friends and party!
She has no friends
Are these the best students you've got?
People serious about training wouldn't come here
Where did you learn to spar?
Time out
My ex-boyfriend was a fight choreographer...
He taught me to block
Another Ex was a gymnast
He taught me to kick
And another Ex was a construction worker
He taught me to roll
It just happened: block, kick and roll!
Boys boys boys---
No wonder you have such a fusion of styles
And you? Did you learn from ex-boyfriends too?
No!
I learned nothing from my relationships
If you manage to pick up anything...
it's an STD!
Let me explain our boxing packages
They all charge by the hour
The principle is like collecting Achievements...
as you complete each level with Lara Croft
This is level one...
10 hours: Elementary Class
Basic self-defense shit
30 hours: Pro Garner
Enter the zone for close combat with Lara
50 hours: Unlock Achievements
You get down and dirty
and wrestle with Lara under the stars
Better yet
A Luck Outbreak today
The club's launching special DLC for players
One time offer
Lara will wear a retro ripple uniform...
to fight you one on one
Nipple?
Ripple
Upgrade and you get Lara La Double
Add extra hundred, you'll get the chicks applause
Really?
You're awesome!
Applause! Applause!
Hello, landlord here
I know, Mr. Rent La Double
You are keeping this space quite neat
If I renovate and rent it to someone else
Double sounds way too reasonable
Neighbors are concerned with the nature of your business
Forget the past, turn your grief into power
Kick her ass!
As you can see, I do social work here
Why...
Why... why... why...
Why did you dump me...?
So cute
Watch him slowly wipe the sweat off with a towel
Oh so attentive...
I wish I was that towel
You're hopeless!
Carl's here
- What now? - Business!
Free Fight!
Congratulations on reaching your 100th hour
You now get a one-on-one fight for free
Experience the taste of our club's ultimate technique...
Kick Ass
Beat her!
Boo!
Oh my God...
Faster...
- Buy more time - How do I get this?
Buy more time?
Here you go...
Thank you
Double! Double...
No,no,no“.
Boo, you're amazing! Yeah!
Keep it UP!
Thanks
No problem. I am not in a movie shoot recently
Don't hit me so hard next time, OK?
Cat Pose
Downward Facing Dog
This is torture, help me
Your boyfriend likes yoga so you blow thousands on yoga outfits
Save your money
Thanks,Boo
You treat me better than any of my boys
What's so great about this guy?
Exhale...
Breathe all the bitchiness out of your body
I should dump him and quit yoga
You're so cute
Thank you
Say you love me
Umm... let's make the cookies first?
You're acting different from last night
I'll boil some water
- Wait... - Can we dump this pot?
They belong to my sister's best friend
I don't want that joystick anymore
This cream removes... under-eye bags...
with perfect...
Why is your sister always so hostile?
Nerves. She's overworked
That's life
I'm thinking of selling weapons online
Are you interested?
Yes!
That's my forte
I'd love to make some money for my sis
Do you have any capital?
No
That's life
Boo, you're the best! Yeah!
Who's your sister's best friend?
I'm on the phone
Tell me, tell me...
Her name is TT
She's the one out out of all the photos...
I thought she was dead
She's not dead
She's...
been friends with my sister since childhood
She had a weak constitution
She was sickly as a child
The doctor told her to exercise more
So she joined our club
Boo, this tonic is for you
The doctor said it helps
build up immunity
I asked him to prepare two doses
Alright then
3,2,1...
When my sister turned 20
my morn died
My sister inherited the boxing club and ran it with TT
By the time we hit 30
we will open a second club
How did they fall out?
They were great partners in the beginning
Because my sister still had a boyfriend
and her hormonal levels were normal
Then shit happened
She broke up with her boyfriend
He subsequently hooked up with TT
That fried her server!
Don't bother denying it. I know about you and TT
How is she better than me?
She has...
a bigger heart
Bigger heart?
I have an announcement to make
From now on, I, Boo, will run the club alone
TT will retire from the club
Thank you
I think Boo needs cheering up
Huh?
Pardon me
Surprise!
Boo, this party is for you!
Everyone, Boo is our guest of honor tonight!
Boo, tonight you can meet some new friends
and drink lots of wine...
The more new friends you make...
the more you'll drink
This trophy belongs to my mom, asshole!
Boo, you need to be happy
I have no mood for happiness
Where's Dice?
Maybe
I should wait in the car for you?
Why can't you face, Boo?
We got together after you two broke up
Neither of us did anything wrong
My leg suddenly feels numb...
That's weird
Get out!
You weren't this fat when we met
You almost broke my arm!
Dice, where did you go?
I told you to watch the club. Where are you?
I'm... playing ball
Ball?
Where's the ball?
I'll go find it
Why did you come?
To give you a birthday present
I don't need you to remind me of my age
Just take a look
Botox?
Screw you!
Albert and I picked it out together
Screw the both of you!
I know why you're upset
You still think I stole your man
Look at him
He got FAT!
Doesn't that make you feel better?
Can we not sacrifice my self-esteem...
to save your friendship?
Shut up!
Fine. You want us to be friends again?
I'll give you one chance
Come to my party and stay till the end
Leave early and we're done
Deal
Let's drink up!
Cheers!
Don't... leave
Stop checking out other girls
I know where your mom lives
Boo, you're so pretty today
Do you have any slutty friends?
All my friends are slutty
except you
What about ones who claim to be models
but are actually just sluts?
Lots
- Right away - Invite them all
Listen up!
See that guy over there?
I want you to get into his pants tonight
Do whatever it takes!
Yes!
Can't they put more effort...
and make TT suffer even more?
They're doing fine
The only thing these sluts ever do is to make people suffer
Get your ass over here!
I'm coming!
Boo's man was stolen by her best friend, slash business partner
Love, career and friendship all gone in one go
So sad
But you must keep it a secret
Get over here!
Don't let them come near you again!
Maybe we should leave?
No way
Are you upset?
Do I look that petty?
Perhaps you should finish another bottle
You might feel better...
And let you get away?
Ignore her, she's flat-chested
So that's Boo's ex-boyfriend...
They say everyone has tragedy in their past
Your dress is pretty
My aunt owns the same dress
This chick is so rude
Cheers!
Drink UP!
I hosted a great party tonight!
Boo's happy! I'm happy too!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
When we help people, we go all out
Losing your man at 30...
...is nothing!
That's right. We've got your back!
- That's her - Trust us!
Someone stole her man when she hit 30
They say her rival was flat-chested
Long time no see
Did you get a nose job?
Screw you
Just shut up
You always say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing...
Forget it
I know you too well
Why did you have to destroy what I valued most?
What? Your relationship?
Our friendship
Where have you been?
I lost the ball
So I stole one from some kid
Boo is talking it out with TT in the back
Screw me!
What now?
Once they get drunk, they'll make up
Hi!
I brought you a bottle of wine
and two glasses
Keep talking. I'll go back to party
Bye-bye!
How's the club?
The new girl Miu is not bad
Business has boomed since she arrived
So you've got a new best friend
You think I consider her a friend?
I no longer know what friendship is
We were friends once, remember?
I don't need friends
Friends don't pay the bills
I just need human props
They come and go when you want
Right, you don't need friends
You're the boss
Everyone does what you say. You always win
Fine
I'm leaving
You win, boss!
I think I need to find another job
Do you provide female boxing partners here?
Now you get guys to hit on me?
Mind your business!
I'm straight!
Piss off!
Straighter than light beam!
Go back to your mommy!
Mommy...
Beat her up!
I don't need your help
- You're the one exposed - You're exposed
- Look down - Nope
Stop! I surrender!
Let me introduce myself
My name is Zhuge. I'm in the jewelry business
I'm about to take a business trip to Kuala Lumpur
I urgently need a few female bodyguards
You three appear to be good fighters
Why don't you...
escort me on my trip?
Who's in charge here?
No one
I'm my own boss
l.
wasn't before
But now...
lam!
I don't represent them
It's a 2-week gig
Do the math yourself
Your travelling expenses will be covered
Your per diem is $2000 per person
on top of your daily rate
Damn, that's a lot of money
Why do you need female bodyguards?
Isn't it obvious?
What will we be doing?
Whatever bodyguards do
But I have one condition
You need to decide now
I'm in!
A paid vacation? I'm in
Count me out
Sis, take the offer and go
Rent is due tomorrow... Where's my money?
The good news is...
I finally started a business
But my partner embezzled everything
Are we flying Business Class?
- Baby! - Malaysia!
I must remind you
not to use mobile phones
not to upload anything onto social networks
or let anyone know your whereabouts...
throughout this trip
I'm in the jewelry business
I must ensure confidentiality at all times
Sorry
Give your bags to her
She'll be your assistant and run errands for you
Oh g...
We have an assistant!
I want to remind you three:
you must stay together at all times
When I call for you, I expect the three of you...
to report promptly and appear together before me
Understood?
If you need help, call for her
on My God!
What fancy lighting!
Friends, pass me some champagne
Who's your friend now?
Let's be friends for 2 weeks, can we?
Cheers!
I feel like a movie star!
Hello fans! Hello Malaysia!
Cheers!
How do you do?
Yeah!
Thank you!
Damn, I feel good!
Boo, you should ditch that bag of yours
They say, the bigger the bag, the bigger the burden
Look how small my bag is!
Burden, my foot!
Can you take our picture?
Let's jump?
Sure, let's jump
3,2,1!
Let me take your picture
The horse stinks
What's your name?
Yeah, what's up with your boss?
Does she always hire so many bodyguards?
I don't talk to others
Well... let's eat together?
I don't eat with others
I'm very "dark"
In what way?
It's dark like... dark
like...dark
Oh... sashimi
So you like fish
Let's go out for seafood tonight
Thank you!
It's so fresh!
Boo, look at you
You're a completely different person
Relaxation does wonders
You've got a point today
What do you mean?
Are you messing with me?
It was a compliment
Fine!
You make compliments sound like insults
She's like that. She was always like that
Right now...
a man is all that's missing from this picnic
You're hopeless. All you think about is men
I want to get married and have babies!
Marriage and babies?
Why not?
You two even dated the same man
I told you she'd slap me back
The seating arrangements last time were terrible...
...too close
I got splattered with blood
Not bad!
Damn, it's beautiful!
Isn't it?
I think we should raise the bar
How?
Thank you!
Presidential suite!
The same old trick?
Give me five!
That's my bitch!
What happened?
Why can't you tell me? Think I'm an idiot?
This place is HUGE!
Everything is free! Damn!
An espresso machine!
Oh my god!
Look over there
Boo! Open UP!
Damn!
Come out!
Boo!
Where's the key?
I don't know!
Open up!
Come out!
Damn!
I don't get it!
Why are the blankets always tucked so tight in hotels?
They work so hard to stuff them in
I have to kill myself to pull them out
Help! I have nothing to wear!
Now this is called living in style
What's this?
It slims wherever you roll
Slimming, slimming...
Very, very slim...
Tweezing armpit hair?
The more you tweeze, the more pain you feel
It gives you a high
Try it
OK
Damn...
Hey!
Don't pick your feet when people are eating!
Got you! Look!
Oh Shit!
When no one's watching, women...
are really gross
They're gorgeous!
Ms. Zhuge will attend an important function
Please dress for the occasion
Wear makeup. Do not embarrass yourself
These dresses are for you
Hey!
Thank you!
Thanks!
The color of your lipstick is so... dark
Your makeup is very... special
Did you design it yourself?
What do you want?
Well...
Come
Don't resist
Don't move
Stay still
Hold your head still
- Yes! - Now that's a lady
She's hot!
A Hello-Kitty wallet?
Leon Lai?
Gothic Fashion?
So your name is Amy?
She snooped through my things...
My usual look is much better
What happened?
Why did you change makeup?
Because you're going out
Midnight Cowboys?
Penetrating your...
deepest spot
Boo, why are you lugging around such a big bag?
You wouldn't understand
I like to be prepared
My deepest spot is ready to be penetrated
Let's go
What? They serve fish at a stud ranch?
There... enter
Hey, stupid
Don't let them out of your sight
What are they doing?
They're about to eat
They're nothing like the flyer
Told you never to trust ads
Extremely far-fetched
Are we going to get diarrhea after this?
I'm sorry
Feeling intoxicated with lust?
Do you see lots of me?
Hi!
Can I get a refund?
Don't say that, you naughty girl!
What's your... sign?
The go-ahead sign, baby
What do you want?
What do "you" want?
What exactly do you want?
Whatever you want
Don't be so uptight
Relax... put down your bag
Make yourself at home. Give me that...
Let go!
What's your zodiac sign?
I'll be whatever sign you want me to be, baby
Cancer?
I'm a Cancer now. What do you think?
Sagittarius is more independent
I've turned into a Sagittarius. What do you think?
Haven't dated in a while?
Long time since I've touched such a firm chest
You're bruised
Poor girl... let me massage your bruises?
Feels good
My boyfriend got fat, I made him herbal tea...
but he won't drink it
Men don't drink herbal tea!
Men want to be virile
He'd be screwed if he drank herbal tea
He won't drink organic tea either
What's the difference? They're both teas
If he drank the herbal, he is impotent
If he drank the organic, he is gay
But I made it especially for him...
At least he puts up with your demands
A man's worst fear is a nagging woman
You're lucky he's still with you
You mean he doesn't love me anymore?
Love can't be measured like that
He may not like...
Do you believe in marriage?
I for one believe in marriage
Quit thinking about marriage and kids
What's your problem?
That's all she thinks about
I'm with her
Idiot, the gig has been moved up
Get the three of them over here right away
Why so serious?
Toast to your deepest spot!
3 sixes!
Let me feed you
All he does is eat. He's useless!
It's so firm!
Isn't it?
Wanna take us out on a date?
Wanna spend more time with me?
Why so serious?
Take you out?
Yes,yes,yes“.
GO, QC: go"'.
Waiter, we want the monkfish to go
Let's go
Hey!
Shame on you!
Why do you always treat me like an idiot?
Let's go
Hey, he's mine
No one forced him to come over
Hey, I'm talking
Just go make babies
You can't help yourself from stealing men, huh?
Why are you still upset?
Hey!
Shut up!
One, why can't I be upset?
Three...
I'm not upset
What about two?
You skipped "two"...
Albert means nothing to you!
You're just jealous!
Why do you treat me like an idiot?
You never tell me anything!
What do you want to know?
How to get upgraded to the presidential suite?
And you, I barely know you
What right do you have to criticize me?
You don't choose marriage and children!
Society brainwashes you into making those choices!
I make my own choices!
Choosing what the society tells me to...
is a choice itself!
You're just trying to get under my skin!
You showed up with "him" on my birthday on purpose...
just to upset me!
Natural Born Mistress!
Not again?
Where do you wanna go for breakfast later?
I'll go wherever you want me to
You're a stereotypical HK Flat Chest!
If a shooting star flew past
I'd wish you two would never get a taxi, bitch!
You're the bitch!
Don't go swimming, puffy face
People might mistake you for a bloated corpse
And you'd sink to the bottom
Fat bitch!
I really hate you all!
They switched to English channel!
Stop speaking English!
Stop fighting...
Let's have sex?
Forget it!
Not in the mood!
Piss off!
Women are like that. They don't do when they're not in the mood
What happened to the limo?
Whatever. We're hereto work!
Monkfish
You like fish, right?
You're the smart one
You can enjoy peace and quiet when you're alone
What are these evening gowns for tomorrow doing here?
Whatever
I'm going to tell Ms. Zhuge that I quit
Why is it taking so long?
This isn't the way back to the hotel
My passport is missing
Who are you?
- Where're we going? - Who are you?
Where are we going?
Stop the car!
It's time to work. Get changed.
Boo... help me please...
tell Zhuge that I quit
I want to go home, please...
TT... help me please...
Please tell Zhuge that I quit
I want to go home
I don't want to fight, I can't fight
You two are the fighters
I beg you...
The dogs... the dogs!
I had a boyfriend who trained dogs
He said if you squat down...
the dogs will go away
Why would that scare the dogs?
I don't know...!
Ask the dogs, how should I know?
Go away!
- Stop it - Go away!
Go away!
You're making the dogs mad!
Your attitude stinks!
I'm trying to think of a way out!
Welcome to Red Dragon Club's "Bloody Party"!
On behalf of Ghost-Lion, I'd like to thank all of you
Mr. Wong, Mad Dog
I hear your wife scolded you for coming?
I suggest you lock her up in a cage next time...
and give her a beating
By the way, thanks for the two cases of wine, OK?
Tonight we have a new team called "Streetdogs"
These contenders from HK were handpicked by Ms. Zhuge
Let's look at
their stats and odds
HK Girl "Boo" 1.7m tall...
weighs 50kg
But she's over 30 and past her prime
Thanks
This is "TT"
1.7m tall, weighs 49.5kg
She specializes in Tai Chi and Mixed Martial Arts
This is "Miu", 1.64m tall
weighs 45kg
As for her specialties...
she's a jack of all trades
Cute
Bet everything on these girls
These three look good
I'm betting big on them
Here comes Zhuge's home team favorite...
winner of the last 3 fights: the A-Team!
You should all be familiar with them by now
The fighter in front in blue swimsuit is...
I don't want to die...
I want to go home...
I don't want to die...
There's so much still left to do...
Don't worry. You've got us
Let's bring out your two partners
Hello
Now
Let me explain the rules of the game
Each team sends a fighter into the cage for a death match
If one goes down
Each team can send in another fighter
They fight until...
one team is left standing, the winning team
The most exciting part is...
the winning team can do what they want to the losers
It's a fight to the death
Yeah!
Miu!
If we live, I'll tell you how to upgrade to the presidential suite
Miu, you must come back!
Round One!
Big bluff!
Look!
It's over. What did I tell you?
Miu!
Miu...
Miu...Miu!
Round Two!
Keep it up, TT!
Yeah!
She goes down like that
Are you done?
Send another fighter in?
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
I told you not to sit so close
Help!
Hey!
TT
Miu... Miu...
Miu, are you alright?
Miu!
TT...
TT!
Boo...
Miu... Miu...
Miu, are you alright?
I'm... fine
HK Girls are tough
Q-tips
Hand-warmers
Perfume
Damn, I've got everything but Kleenex
You're kidding?
What's wrong with you?
I don't have Kleenex
It mops up blood just as well
No need to give back the fish...
even if you don't want my friendship
I trusted the wrong person
My armpit hurts!
Try pressing your neck here?
Where?
Need a painkiller?
You have painkillers?
For menstrual cramps
All painkillers work the same
I can't swallow pills without water
I have water
I have a straw from Starbucks
Never thought the junk in a woman's bag would save us
Why did you bring these?
I was planning to hire gigolos
I brought four sets
If we didn't come here...
I would've been shut down the club
No way!
If the boxing club shut down, where would I go?
Actually, I sent you a 30th birthday card...
to remind you of...
our promise to open a 2nd club by the time we hit 30
Still, the Botox was going too far
- Even worse - Even worse
I thought long and hard
Botox is not a bad birthday gift after all
Botox...is okay!
Alright, I admit it. Nothing beats free Botox injections
Boo...
Sorry
What for?
I said your tits were up to your neck
Did I overdo it?
' Yes! ' Yes!
Now you tell me!
Would you have listened?
Only true friends tell you...
what you don't want to hear
I'm hungry
Me too
"hill -> long road -> left turn - Amy"
Do you have...
any idea how to get those men in here?
Damn! He chose her...
over me?
Looks like he wants to... beat her up!
I lucked out
According to reports, the facility is like a maze
How did you not get lost?
Actually, we owe everything to one person
All I know is that she loves to eat fish...
and I want to wipe that makeup off her face
If it wasn't for her...
we wouldn't be here doing this interview
Can we trust Amy?
She betrayed us!
I want to trust her
Amy'?
Thanks for helping me find my true self
Amy!
Go!
Go on! Go!
Amy, let us in!
Move over!
Move!
Let us in to save you!
Amy!
Let's go...
Amy!
Boo, let's go!
Amy!
How did we get back here?
Could you describe what happened in detail?
There we were, three of us
against over 900 men
That's right!
They fired mortar shells at us
And I think I heard the sound of a jet fighter
Sorry, I farted
Was it that bad?
Yes!
Let's go!
Are you OK?
I'm fine
My feet are desensitized from wearing high heels everyday
Ave Maria, Amen
Remember
a women's greatest weapon is:
Nude Bra
Give it back
Thanks for helping me find my true self
You OK?
A foot massage hurts more
Where's Boo?
At that instant, I leapt out right...
to save them
But...
I thought you were being...
She passed out!
Damn!
I was so pissed!
Did you tell your boyfriend?
Of course not
Be careful, that monster feels no pain
I know
So his only weakness is his private parts
He looked so weird ripping off his shirt
I was scared stiff
What did you do?
Destroyed his ""missile""
Hit him!
Headbutt!
Missile!
Big missile!
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Here's our business card, take a look
It's beautiful
Aren't they great?
I did the drawings
Lift your leg higher
A bit more
One.. two...
Lift your leg higher
Hello everyone, I'm Boo
Welcome to Kick Ass Girls, you're our first female students
It doesn't matter if a girl is short, fat, skinny or tall
What matters is self-confidence
Learning martial arts keeps you in shape
Makes your good body last longer
After drinking your tonic, my muscles are firmer...
So are my breasts
This remedy combats water retention
I was trying to compliment you
You were showing off
How are they?
Drink another
I won't find a bra that fits
Spit it out. Do you like Boo?
Say m
From day one I said he likes Boo
No wonder he dresses like he's up for a job interview
Tell us what do you like about Boo?
Go on!
She's reliable...
diligent...
feisty...
and loyal
Say something to make her happy
Something flattering
When she fights...
her smells heavenly
More flattering
She... has big breasts
Alright, we're done
Boo, you're very pretty today
Thank you
Perhaps you can help me tidy up?
But... it's already pretty tidy
Just pretend
OK
Do you have any final words?
Through this journey
I've learned that friends and foes are equally important
If you throw a punch but there's no foe in front to hit...
or no friends behind you for support
That punch is meaningless
Let's get to the point
Learn with us to punch 900 people...
only takes $300 a month
Still taping?
This on tape?
Er... yes
We're the Kick Ass Girls!
You promised to tell me
how to get an upgrade to the presidential suite
Tell the reception staff...
when you opened the room door...
you saw a rat eating a cockroach
Then show them the photo
How do you get the photo?
Prepare in advance!
I have lots of examples on my cell phone
I have every carpet color
A rat eating a cockroach