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南方公園 第8季 第12集 嬌慣蠢婊子攝像套裝
快點 Wendy 我們快要錯過了
錯過什麼啊?
Paris Hilton要來商場了
Paris Hilton是誰?
"Paris Hilton是誰?"
你不知道嗎?
大家好! 今天"猜猜服裝公司" 有幸請來了新的代言人
時下年輕女孩學習的典範...
Paris Hilton小姐
哇 真的是她耶! Paris 看這邊!
我不明白 她是幹嘛的?
她超有錢的!
...可她是幹嘛的呢?
她絕對又任性又勢利!
她是幹嘛的?!
她是個婊子
嘿 大家好 抱歉 我有點累了
我昨晚和很多不同的男人 在派對上玩瘋了
不管怎樣 我很高興來到南荒公園 宣佈我的新店開張
女生們可以在這裡買到 所有用來模仿我的東西!
嬌慣蠢婊子!
玩的開心點 女生們
記得去派對狂歡時 別給任何人好臉色看 再見!
快給我! 老娘TMD要喝酒!
我的狗狗呢?
哇 瞧這些東西超讚的耶!
嬌慣蠢婊子服裝
嬌慣蠢婊子公仔
嘿 快看! 新款Paris Hilton香水
"風騷"
哦耶! 我們多買點!
你們可別買這些東西
你們幹嘛要學Paris Hilton?
不僅僅是Paris 小甜甜布蘭妮
Christina Aguilera Tara Reid...
她們都是嬌慣蠢婊子!
可那種為金錢出賣色相的想法 是對我們女性的侮辱
Wendy 你搞搞清楚
唯一比富有更重要就是成名了!
你聽起來真像個蠢淫娃 Bebe
謝謝 Annie!
老天 快讓我離開 這個土了吧唧的小鎮!
真是一群鄉巴佬!
每個人都TM遜斃了
除了你 我親愛的Tinkerbell
你最愛偶了 對吧? 你有多耐我啊?
我要把你打扮成小兔兔 把你打扮成小公主!
你永遠都是我的!
這誰呀! 哦 嘿 KC
哦 又在個傻B牛仔村開了間店
這地方TM蠢透了! 整個鎮都是牛騷味兒
真想趕快離開這 噁心死了!
店舖也都土的掉渣...
我想著 這週末要去羅馬逛逛
隨便羅馬或者東京 反正都沒啥意思
蠢透了
我要喝個爛醉 我都快14分鐘沒喝酒了
為啥每個人都傻了吧唧的?
我把我的咪咪露給那些鄉巴佬看
你真該瞧瞧他們的表情 傻B鄉巴佬!
噢 天吶
又一隻狗狗自殺了!
嘿 Jessie 嘿 Kal
我能跟你們一起玩嗎?
其他女生的行為真的都很怪異
好啊 Wendy 我們正在想要做什麼
哦 你們想去藝術博物館看看嗎?
不要 那聽著就沒勁
嘿 有了! 不如我們錄一張 和男生做愛的光盤!
啥?!
我剛買了"嬌慣蠢婊子攝像套裝"!
*嬌慣蠢婊子 攝像套裝...*
我們可以拍下視頻 放到網上去
耶!
*嬌慣蠢婊子 攝像套裝*
*告訴全世界 你有多淫蕩...*
"嬌慣蠢婊子攝像套裝 配有攝像機...
夜視濾鏡 玩具錢幣 玩具電話 和16粒催情藥丸
*嬌慣蠢婊子 攝像套裝*
*讓大家都看看 你的私處!*
我在假裝和朋友煲電話粥 讓我男人飢渴的等著和我做愛
你真是個嬌慣蠢婊子!
你去哪兒啊 Wendy?
好了 Hilton小姐 我們再幫你買隻狗
不哭不哭 我現在送你回家 好嗎?
等等! 停車!
停車 你這頭蠢驢!
你看多可愛啊! 我要那個 我要!
Lu lu lu 我有些蘋果 Lu lu lu 你也有
可愛死了!
Lu lu lu 我們來做蘋果醬 把衣服脫掉 lu lu lu!
瞧瞧這小泡芙球球!
我會餵養你 照顧你 給你起名叫"Biggles先生"
我的名字是Butters
司機 把Biggles先生帶上車 我要給他弄套小熊衣服
他打扮成小熊一定超級可愛哇
Paris 我想這是別人家的孩子
我就要嘛!
我覺得你不能...
我要! 我就要!!!
好啦好啦 過來吧 小朋友
我...我很抱歉 女士
我願意當你的男朋友
雖然你的鼻子有點大
可我爸媽說過 "不要上陌生人的車"
那他們說了豪華轎車怎樣嗎?
"Butters 不要上陌生人的車...
除非是豪華轎車"
哦 是耶 他們真的說過那沒關係
上車吧 Biggles先生 我要給你訂做一套小熊衣!
現在請繼續收看"叫對價"節目!
嗨 寶貝兒
怎麼了?
爸 媽 當今社會的年輕女性 所效仿的榜樣讓我越來越憂心了
哦?
淫蕩和淺薄被瘋狂追捧 而知性和修養卻被棄如敝屣
天吶!
我想年輕女性是被那些道德淪喪的 腐敗公司的市場手段給害了
嗯 咱很快就能把這問題解決的 寶貝兒
要不要看會兒"叫對價"?
爸 商場新開了家店叫"嬌慣蠢婊子"
我這就去那兒買條皮帶!
什麼?!
我女兒可不准像婊子那樣打扮! 咱現在就去那家店 小姑娘!
哦 我的天! 這地方...
哦 我的天吶!
Polk太太 你竟然給你女兒買種東西?!
現在就流行這個 我可不想我女兒...
變成唯一的土包子 她會被排擠的
被排擠? 如果她不是個婊子?!
可她們是我們的親閨女啊!
我覺得這是她們的權利 我是說...
憑啥男人要是淫蕩 那就叫"正常"
但女人抱有同樣想法 那就"大錯特錯"
就是呀! 就是!
憑啥男人站著撒尿 就叫"正常" 而女人這樣 就叫"怪異"
對! 說得對!
對 憑啥男人為下體剃毛就沒問題 可女人這樣做 就是"怪異"
對! 說得對! 這不公平!
從現在開始 南方公園的所有女人 都要變成淫娃蕩婦了
所以你還是快點習慣吧
是啊 那個錢包我喜歡 買給我好嗎?
我什麼都願意做 因為我是個婊子
喔 行啊 一個錢包我買得起
爸!
不 Wendy 我想她們是對的
你瞧 你該相信女性有權享有正當權益
她們已經被雙重標準壓迫得夠久了
很抱歉我之前這麼沙文主義 Wendy
從現在起 你想在這店裡買什麼都行
我會幫你成為最蠢最嬌慣的婊子!
好耶!
Butters 能不能告訴我們 你為什麼穿的像個小熊?
哦 嗯 算是我女朋友把我打扮成這樣的
你女朋友?
你在這裡啊 Biggles先生!
我還以為把你弄丟了呢! 答應我你永遠不會離開我!
Butters 你在跟Paris Hilton拍拖?
你被禁足了 先生!
對不起嘛
親愛的 Paris Hilton是不是很有錢啊?
Chris 她年紀比Butters大兩倍多吶!
對 她的身價也比他多30億倍還不止
每個人都喜歡那個女生 親愛的 我們也要對她友善一點
尤其是她還愛上了我們的兒子!
呃 Paris 你想和我們一起喝點可可嗎?
加點酒才行
Paris 你來自顯赫的Hilton家族對吧
你家酒店很贊哦!
我要離開這 這地方蠢透了 我這是在哪?
哦 我要Biggles先生跟我走
跟你去哪?
和我永永遠遠在一起 傻B 多少錢?
多少錢? Butters的價錢?
Butters是我們的兒子 不賣的
我給你們2億美金買它
你說啥?!
我說 我給你們2億美金買它!
我現在就給你們支票 買下Biggles先生
Chris 她說真的嗎?
呃 Butters 不如你帶Paris上樓 去你的房間呆一會兒吧
爸爸和媽媽有話要說
爸爸媽媽 我愛你們 求你們別把我賣給Paris Hilton
Butters 快點!
我們不是真的要考慮這個吧?
親愛的 Paris是億萬富豪 她能給Butters所需要的一切
是好爹媽都會考慮的
可他是咱的親兒子啊!
我知道 親愛的 可你瞧...
我們 得為其他家人考慮
其他...你是說我們倆嗎?
沒錯 我們倆 其他的家人
我們該做什麼呢 Biggles先生? 我喝高了
噢 天吶 我爛醉如泥了!
這房間在旋轉 我...我要暈了
嘿 Bebe! 聽說你今晚要開個派對
你不會感興趣的 Wendy
我的父母出鎮去了 所以這是個嬌慣蠢婊子派對
我是個嬌慣蠢婊子啊
是哦 拜託Wendy 你跟個學生會主席似的
對 你的成績都是A!
你一點都不嬌慣 因為你爹媽 把錢都捐給慈善機構了
你不會喜歡這個派對的 Wendy
我們會邀請所有的男生
然後一起玩"轉瓶子" 接著玩"2分鐘衣櫥親密"
還要嗑"克他命" (一種高效麻醉劑 過量服用會產生幻覺)
沒問題啊
哦拜託 你連"克他命"是啥都不知道吧?
知道
瞧 你就是聰明過頭了
就是 我們都不知道"克他命"是啥
抱歉 Wendy 你根本就不是婊子
自己消失吧!
就是!
嘿 我們開始邀請男生們來派對吧
喔 瞧啊 Clyde過來了
我家今晚有派對 Clyde 算你一個
嗯 我就喜歡這一型!
我想上他!
哦耶 Kyle來了
嗯 說句話啊 猶太男孩
我想摸他的小棒棒
今晚來我家派對哦 Kyle
Tweek和Jason 要"三人行"再好不過了
對 也叫上他們
Jason的弟弟很大 你們有得享受了
這不就是我說的那個麼
來點口味重的!
耶 我想給他的棒棒打蠟!
今晚七點來Bebe家哦!
看 Kevin來了
嘿 Kevin 來我家派對哦
我想舔他的蛋蛋!
耶!
你說的哦
到時見 Kev
"瞧 那是Cartman 我們當然也該請他來派對"
操你 Millie! 操你 Annie! 操你 Bebe!
操你 路人甲!
操你 婊子!
啊 我不會...這是我見過最噁心東東了
Hilton小姐? Hilton小姐
我在哪兒啊?
這房間真是又小又中產階級!
Hilton小姐 我們考慮了一整晚
儘管你出的價錢很誘人 我們還是不能為了2億把兒子買你
你得出2億5千萬 現金預付
哦 我的媽呀!
耶 Biggles先生 你永遠都是我的了!
求你們了! 我不想和她一起住!
她鼾聲大 鼻子也大 內褲裡還黏糊糊的!
求你們了 別把我賣給她!
好了 Butters 我跟你說
如果你自己能籌到2億5千萬 就能留下來
我 我上哪兒找那麼多錢啊?
去"工作"啊 年輕人!
你爺爺當了50年的礦工 一聲也沒抱怨過!
出去開始挖煤!
遵命 先生!
我...得去挖煤了 要趕快...
這夠他忙活一陣了 我們正好完成交接
Hilton小姐 我們應該怎麼開始呢?
好了 2分鐘到了 可以出來了Clyde Bab
他怎麼樣 Bab?
我們可享受啦 對嗎 Clyde?
哦嘿 咋樣啦? 我來參加派對了
是嗎? 誰邀請你了?
哦嗯 Kelly Kelly邀請我的
哪個Kelly?
Kelly...Rutherford Menskin
Kelly Rutherford Menskin?!
幹嘛?
- 你邀請他了嗎? - 才沒有!
哦 等等 不是她 我搞錯了
是...Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter
Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter?
幹嘛?
噢 挨千刀的!
哦 你好 Wendy 你還好吧?
不好 我需要幫助
我的幫助?
事實上 我是想見你的男朋友
哦沒問題 請進吧 Slave先生就在那
噢 耶穌 耶穌啊!
Slave先生
班上的小Wendy想見你
哦嗨 Wendy 要我教你數學作業嗎?
不 我想變成像你一樣的骯髒婊子
哦天吶 Slave先生 我想你最好和Wendy談談
我去弄點可可
Slave先生 你是我認識的 最淫蕩最下流最低賤的婊子了
謝謝你 寶貝兒
你能盡快教我你的秘訣嗎?
親愛的 我不是後天努力變成婊子的
我是天生的 自我記事起就是這個樣子
我從很小的時候起 就喜歡...
跟別人不一樣的
媽咪 我好像發燒了 你能幫我量體溫嗎?
耶穌啊
隨著年齡增長 我覺得一個男孩已經不夠勁了
嘿 那個臭玻璃小子來了 教訓他!
嘿 沒錯 教訓那個臭玻璃! 耶!
要你好看 死玻璃!
耶穌啊!
所以你瞧 我不能把你變成婊子 Wendy
可是你為什麼想做個婊子呢?
因為其他女孩都是!
她們正在開一個盛大的性愛派對
可我卻被拒之門外
一個什麼? 看在上帝的份上 在哪裡?
工作了18個小時 得到了什麼?
父母把你賣給Paris Hilton
你看啊 有只小熊在挖煤
哦 真稀奇
Butters 怎麼樣了? 你挖煤挖出2億美元了嗎?
呃 沒 還沒有
哦 那太糟了
Hilton小姐湊夠了那麼多錢 所以你得跟她走了
真倒霉!
再見 寶貝兒 我們愛你!
笑一個 Biggles先生!
這次我要在意外發生之前 就幫我的新寵拍張照片
什麼意外啊?
我的寵物
Biggles先生! Biggles先生 快回來!
你們最好幫我找到他!
不找到Biggles先生 就別想拿錢!
這個惹事生非的兒子啊! Butters!
Butters 你再不回來就關你禁閉!
哦 耶穌啊!
孩子們 孩子們!
嘔 便壺嘴兒!
把燈關上!
哦 謝天謝地!
女孩們 你們到底在幹什麼啊?
我們在當嬌慣蠢婊子
救命! 讓我躲一躲!
別告訴她我在這裡!
你幹什麼了 Wendy? 因為沒被邀請就打小報告?
好了 我覺得你們應該鬧夠了!
聽著 你們最不該學的人就是Paris Hilton!
Biggles先生!
Paris Hilton啥也不是!
她也許算有錢 但她是個無腦無才的下等人
你TMD說誰是下等人?
哇 Paris Hilton來我的派對了!
我真牛啊!
親愛的 你能不能告訴這些孩子 當婊子不是什麼好事?
有什麼不好的?
除了派對 生活還有什麼樂趣?
聽著女孩們 我經歷過許多派對 知道麼?
我要告訴你們 生活還有很多其它樂趣
你連派對是啥都不知道呢 廢物
寶貝說真的 別想激我 知道不?
噢 我也經歷過
我經歷過 還拍照留影 再飛回來呢!
哇 真是個賤人!
寶貝聽著 我知道在你空虛奢靡的生活中 有過那麼幾次所謂的"派對狂歡"
可我做過的事 你肯定聽都不願聽
我才是貨真價實的婊子 而且我告訴你 這並不好
哦是嗎? 我倒要和你比比誰淫蕩!
淫蕩比賽!
話筒測試? 大家好?
好的 歡迎大家
南方公園商會很高興為大家帶來...
第一屆"誰最淫蕩"年度競賽
Slave先生還不知道 自己碰上了多麼強勁的對手吶!
Paris會把他打得落花流水
呃 我...不太確定這...該怎麼開始 不過
我來教你怎麼開始
Slave先生在幹嘛? 他就在那乾坐著
給他點時間 Wendy 給他點時間
加油啊 Slave先生!
滾開!
你們這些廢物都滿足不了我!
噢 她不是吧
耶穌啊
這才叫婊子嘛!
哇 我看Paris也不是那麼厲害的
大伙 別為我鼓掌 我是個骯髒婊子啊
嬌慣 愚蠢 淫蕩都是不好的 記得嗎?
父母們 如果你們都不教孩子 像Paris Hilton這樣的人應該鄙視
還有誰能教他們呢?
該由你們來...
耶穌啊
該由你們來確保 你們的女兒沒有學習壞榜樣
這同性戀說的沒錯
從現在開始 Bebe 你要打扮得像個普通小女生
Wendy 很抱歉我們對你說了那些話
像是說你是不傻 也不嬌
是啊 我也不是有意說你不是婊子的
沒關係 夥伴們
這 這樣就完了?
2億美金泡湯了?
Butters 這回你高興了!
我是只壞熊 我是只又壞又老的熊
你被禁足了 老熊
噢 我的天 這兒噁心死了!
放我出去!
那是什麼鬼東西?
Paris 你必須想辦法出去 不然必死無疑
啥?
自己爬去找小腸那兒 在那你會見到麻雀王子
他會帶你去找屁眼魚 現在出發吧 Paris Hilton 趕緊的!
*驚險刺激的旅程 正在前方等著你*
*快點爬 Paris Hilton 不然你很快就命喪屁眼*
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I'm going down to South Park
gonna have myself a time
friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation
going down to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
ample parking day or night
people spouting"howdy neighbor"
headin' on up to south park
gonna see if i can't unwind
(muffled mumble muffled mumble)
so come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine
South Park S08 E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Come on,Wendy,we'er gonna miss it.
We're gonna miss what?
Paris Hilton is making an appearance at the mall.
Who's Paris Hilton?
"Who's Paris Hilton?"
You don't know?
Hello,everyone!
The Guess Clothing Company is pleased to have as its new spokesperson model,
a woman all you young ones can look up to...Ms. Paris Hilton.
Wow,that's really her!
Paris! Over here!
I don't get it. What does she do?
She's super-rich!
...but what does she do?
She's totally spoiled and snobby.
What does she do?!
She's a whore.
Hey everyone. Sorry if I'm a little spent.
I did a whole lot of partying last night with a LOT of different guys.
Anyway,I'm pleased to be here in Douth Dark to announce the opening of my brand new store!
A store where girls can buy everything they need to be just like me!
Stupid Spoiled Whore!
Have fun,girls.And remember to party, and be super-lame to everybody.
Bye!
Give me that! Fucking Christ I need a drink!
Where's my dog?!
Wow,look at all this great stuff.
Stupid Spoiled Whore clothes, Stupid Spoiled Whore dolls,
Hey,check it out:
the new Paris Hilton perfume, Skanque.
Oh yeah,let's get lots of that!
You guys,don't buy this stuff.
Why do you want to be like Paris Hilton?
It's not just Paris: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera,Tara Reid...
they're all stupid spoiled whores!
But the idea that we'll be whorish for money is belittling to our gender!
Wendy,get a clue.
The only thing more important than being rich is being famous!
Wow,you really sound like a dumb slut,Bebe.
Thanks,Annie!
God,get me out of this hick town! What a bunch of rednecks!
Everybody's so fucking lame.
Except for you,my little Tinkerbell.
You love my vewy much,don't you? How much you wuv me?
I'm gonna dress you up like a bunny,
and then I'm gonna dress you up like a little princess.
You're mine forever!
Whatever! Oh,hey,KC.
Oh,another stupid store opening at some lame cowboy town.
Oh,it's so fucking stupid, this whole town stinks like cows.
I can't wait to get out of here! Grody!
They have the lamest stores,too...
I'm gonna go to Rome for the weekend,I think.
I dunno,Rome or Tokyo, either way it'll be totally boring.
Stupid.
I need to get wasted.I haven't had a drink in like fourteen minutes.
Why is everybody so stupid anyway?
I flashed all these hicks with my boobs; you should've seen the look on their faces!
Stupid redneck idiots!
Oh dear...
Another dog killed itself!
Hey Jessie,hey Kal. Do you guys mind if I hang out with you?
The other girls are acting really strange.
Sure,Wendy. We were just trying to think of something to do.
Oh,well,you wanna maybe go to the art museum?
Nah,that sounds really dull.
Hey,I know! Let's make a videotape of us having sex with boys!
What??
I just got "the Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset"!
*Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!*
We can make videos that get out on the Internet!
Yeah!
*Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!*
*Show the whole world what a slut you are!*
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset...
comes with video camera, night-vision filter,
play money,losable cellphone, and sixteen hits of exstacy.
*Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!*
*Let everyone see your coo-oo-ooch!*
I'm pretending to be calling my friends on the cellphone...
while my man waits for more sex!
You're a Stupid Spoiled Whore.
Where are you goin',Wendy?
All right,Ms. Hilton... we'll find you another dog.
There there now, let's just get you back home,shall we?
Wait! Wait,stop the car!
Stop the car,you fucking moron!
Look at how cuuute.
I want that! I want that!
Lu lu lu,I've got some apples, Lu lu lu,you've got some too.
It's adorable!
Lu lu lu,let's make some applesauce, take off our clothes and lu lu lu!
Look at his Iwittle puff ball!
I'm gonna feed you,and take care of you, and call you Mr. Biggles!
My name's Butters.
Driver,put Mr. Biggles in the car. I want to find a bear costume for him.
Won't he be soo cute dressed up as a bear?
Paris,I believe this is somebody's child.
I want it!
I don't think you can actually-
I WANT IT! WANT IT!!!
All right,all right, come on- come on,young man.
Wa-I'm,Wa-I'm sorry,ma'am.
I'd like to be your boyfriend and all,
even though you have kind of a big nose,
but my parents told me, "never get into a car with a stranger. "
Well did they say anything about limosines?
Butters,never get into a car with a stranger!
Unless it's a limosine.
Oh. Yeah,actually, they did say that'd be all right.
Get in the limo,Mr. Biggles! We're gonna have a bear costume made for you!
And now,back to The Price is Right!
Hi,sweetie.
What's the matter.
Mom,Dad... I'm growing concerned about the role models young women have in today's society.
Oh?
It seems that lewdness and shallowness are being exalted,
while intellectualism is looked down upon.
Gosh.
I think young women are being marketed to by corrupt,moral-less corporations.
Well,we'll get right on fixing that,sweetie.
Wanna watch The Price is Right?
Dad,there's a new store at the mall called "Stupid Spoiled Whore"
and I'm gonna go there and buy a thong!
What?! No daughter of mine is going to dress like a whore!
We're marching down to that store right now,young lady!
Oh my God! Well this place is-!
Oh my God!
Mrs.Polk,you're buying this stuff for your daughter?!
It's what's in right now.
I,I can't have my little girl be the only one not in a trend;
she'll be unpopular.
Unpopular?! If she's not a whore?!
But these are our girls!
I think it's empowering for them.
I mean,sure,if a man wants to be a whore,it's "normal,"
but if a woman wants to be one, it's "wrong. "
Well,when a man pees standing up, it's "normal,"
but when a woman does it, it's "weeeird. "
Yeah! Right!
Yeah,like,when men shave their balls it's fine,
but when a woman does it she's "straaange. "
- Yeah! Right! - It isn't fair!
All the girls in South Park are gonna be total sluts from now on,
so you can just get used to it.
Yeah. Will you buy me that purse I want over there?
I'll do anything,'cause I'm a whore.
Oh,uh uh sure I,I can buy a purse.
Dad!!
Nope. Wendy,I think they're right.
You see,you have to believe in the rights of women.
For too long they've had to live a double standard.
Oh yeah.
I'm sorry I've been so chauvinistic,Wendy.
From now on you can have whatever you want from this store,
I'll help make you the stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!
Hooray!
Butters,will you mind telling us why you're dressed up like a bear?!
Oh,well,uh,my sort-of-girlfriend dressed me up like this.
Your girlfriend?
There you are,Mr. Biggles! Aw I thought I'd lost you!
Promise you'll never leave me.
Butters? You're dating Paris Hilton?
You are grounded,mister!
I'm sorry.
Uh,sweetheart,isn't Paris Hilton worth a lot of money?
Chris,she's more than twice Butters' age!
Yes,and more than three billion times his net worth.
Everybody adores that girl,darling. We should be nice to her too,
especially if she's in love with our son!
Uhm,Paris,would you like to have some cocoa with us?
With schnapps and Scotch.
So,Paris,I understand you're from the prestigious Hilton family.
Very nice hotels.
I've gotta get outta here. This place is stupid.
Where am I?
Oh,I wanna take Mr. Biggles with me.
With you where?
To live with me forever and ever, you dumb broad.How much?
How much? For Butters?
Butters is our son. He's not for sale.
I'll give you 200 million dollars for it.
Escuse me?!
I said I'll give you 200 million dollars for it!
I'll write you a check for Mr. Biggles right now.
Chris,is she serious?
Ah,Butters,why don't you take Paris up to your room for a little while,
Mommy and Daddy have to talk.
Mom,Dad,I I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton.
Butters,right now!!
We aren't honestly considering this?
Darling,Paris is a billionaire. She can give Butters everything he wants.
We'd be terrible parents NOT to consider it.
But he's our son!
I know,darling,but look...
we have to think about the rest of the family.
The rest of the f- you do mean us?
Yes,us,the rest of the family.
What should we do,Mr. Biggles? I drank too much.
Oh my God,I'm so wasted!
The room's all spinny.
I'm... totally passing out.
Hey Bebe! I heard you were having a party tonight.
You wouldn't be interested,Wendy.
My parents are out of town, so it's a Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
I'm a stupid spoiled whore.
Right. Please,Wendy,you're like Class President and stuff!
Yeah,and you get straight A's in school!
You're not even spoiled,because your parents give money to charity!
You don't want to go to this party,Wendy!
We're inviting all the boys, and we're gonna play Spin the Bottle,
and Two Minutes In The Closet, and do ketamine.
That's okay.
Oh,please,do you even know what ketsmine is?
Yes.
See? You are too smart.
Yeah. We have no idea what ketamine is.
Sorry Wendy. You're just not a whore. Get lost!
Yeah.
Hey,we'd better start invitng boys to the party.
Oooo look,here comes Clyde.
Party at my house tonight,Clyde.
You're invited.
Mmm,I'd like a piece of that!
I wanna do him.
Oh,yeah. Here comes Kyle.
Mmm,talk to me,kosher boy.
I'd like to swivel his pixie stick.
Party at my house tonight,Kyle.
Tweek and Jason - that'd be a great three-way.
Yeah,they're invited too.
Jason has a huge bulge. You're gonna get it,boys.
Now here's what I'm talking about.
A little midngith blue!
Yeah,I'd like to wax his crankshaft!
Be at Bebe's house,tonight,at seven!
Look,here comes Kevin.
Hey Kevin,party at my house.
I'd like to gargle his marbles.
- Yeah! -You said it.
See you there,Kev.
"Dude,there's Cartman. We should invite him to the party for sure. "
Fuck you Millie,fuck you Annie, fuck you Bebe,
fuck you whatever your name is,
and fuck you,bitch!
Huh. Didn't I... Whoa,that's the darnedest thing I ever saw.
Ms. Hilton? Uh,Ms. Hilton.
Where am I?
This room's all middle-class and small!
Ms. Hilton,we've talked it over all night and...
while your offer is enticing,
I'm afraid we just can't sell you our son for 200 million dollars.
It'll have to be 250 million,cash,up front.
Oh hamburgers!
Yay Mr. Biggles,you're mine forever!
Please! Ah I don't want to live with her!
She snores real bad, and she has a huge nose,
and a squishy thing that lives in her pants!
Please! Please don't sell me to her!
All right,Butters,tell you what:
if you can raise the 250 million dollars yourself,you can stay.
Uh,well huh,how am I supposed to make that kind of money?
It's called "working" young man!
Your grandfather was a coal miner for fifty years; he never complained!
Get out there and start digging!
Y- yes sir!
I- I gotta...mine some coal really fast!
That should keep him busy for a while while we get this transaction finished.
Now,Ms. Hilton,how should we start?
Okay,that's two minutes. You can come out,Clyde,Bab.
How was he,Bab?
We had a great time,didn't we Clyde?
Oh,hey,What's goin' on? I'm uh,here for the party.
Yeah? Who invited you?
Oh uh uh Kelly. Kelly invited me.
Kelly who?
Kelly Rutherford Menskin.
Kelly Rutherford Menskin?!
Yeah?
- Did you invite him? - No!
Oh wait wait wait,aah it wasn't her. That's right,I forgot,
it was uh... Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter.
Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter?
What?
Oh Goddamnit!
Oh,hello Wendy.Are you all right?
No,I need help.
From from me?
Actually,I was hoping to see your boyfriend.
Well sure,come on in. Mr. Slave is right over here.
Oh Jezuth,Jezuth Christh!
Mr. Slave,little Wendy from class wants to see you.
Oh,hi Wendy.You need a little help with your math homework?
Oh dear. Mr. Slave,I think you and Wendy better have a little talk.
I'll make some cocoa.
Mr. Slave,you're the most perverted, lewd,depraved slut I know.
Thank you sweetie.
Can you teach me your secret fast?
Honey,I didn't work to become a whore, I was born a whore.
I've been one...ever since I can remember.
Ever since I was a little boy I seemed to enjoy...
different things.
Mommy,I think I have a fever. Can you take my temperature?
Jezuth Christh.
As I got older, I felt that one boy was never enough.
Hey,there's that queer kid. Let's tackle him!
- Hey yeah,tackle the queer kid! - We'll show you,queer!
Jezuth Christh!
So you see,I can't make you into a whore,Wendy.
But why would you want to be one anyway?
Because all the other girls are.
They're having a huge sex party right now and I'm not invited.
A what? For God's sake,where?
You work eighteen hours and what do you get?
Parents sell ya to Paris Hilton.
Look at that. A bear,mining for coal.
Well. I never.
Well Butters,how'd it go? Did you dig up 200 million dollar's worth of coal?
Well,no,not quite.
Well,too bad. Ms. Hilton did raise the money,so you'll be going off with her.
Well ah,shucks!
Bye,sweetie,we love you!
Smile Mr. Biggles!
This time I have to get a picture of my new pet BEFORE anything happens.
Before what happens?
MY PETS
Mr. Biggles! Mr. Biggles,come back!
You'd better help me find him! No Mr. Biggles,no money!
Oh that troublemaking son of ours!
Butters! Butters,you get back here or you are grounded,mister!
Oh Jezuth!
Kids,kids!
Ew,potty mouth!
Shut off the light.
Oh,thank God.
Girls,what on earth are you doing?
We're being stupid spoiled whores.
H- help! You've gotta hide me!
Uh don't tell her I'm in here!
What did you do,Wendy? Go rat on us because you're not invited to our Paris Hilton party?
Okay,I think this has all gone far enough!
Now look,the last person you want to be like is Paris Hilton!
Mr. Biggles!
Paris Hilton is a nobody!
She may have money,but she's a thoughtless,talentless lowlife!
Who the fuck are you calling a lowlife?
Wow,Paris Hilton is at my party! I rule!
Hon,will you just tell these girls that being a whore isn't such a great thing.
What isn't great about it?
What's more to life than partying?
Look girls,I've partied a lot. Okay? And I'm telling you,there's more to life.
You don't even know what partying is,loser.
Sweetie,really,don't go there,okay?
Oh I went there. I went there, took some pictures,and flew back already.
Wow,what a bitch.
Sweetie,listen,I know you've done some partying in your private little rich life,
but you don't even wanna know the kind of stuff I've done.
I'm the real whore, and I'm telling you,it isn't great.
Oh yeah?! I challenge you to a whore-off!
- Whore-off! - Whore-off!
Ahh testing? Hello? Okay uh,welcome everyone.
The South Park Chamber of Commerce is pleased to bring you the first annual...
"Who Is The Biggest Whore" showdown.
Mr. Slave has no idea what he's in for.
Paris is gonna rock his world.
I'm... not quite sure how we... start this competition off,but uh-
I'll show ya how we start it off.
What is Mr. Slave doing? He he's just sitting there.
Give him time,Wendy. Give him time.
Come on,Mr. Slave.
Back off! None of you losers are enough for me!
Oh no she di'int.
Jezuth.
Now,that's a whore!
Wow,I guess Paris isn't such hot shit after all.
People,don't applaud me. I'm a dirty whore.
Being spoiled and stupid and whorish is supposed to be a bad thing,remember?
Parents,if you don't teach your children that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised,
where are they gonna learn it?
You have to be the-
Jezuth Christh.
You have to be the ones to make sure your daughters aren't looking up to the wrong people.
The homosexual is right. From now on,Bebe, you're going to dress like a little girl.
Wendy,we're sorry we called you names.
Like not-stupid and not-spoiled.
Yeah,and I didn't mean to say you weren't a whore.
That's okay,you guys.
So- so that's it? No 200 million dollars?
Well,Butters, I hope you're happy!
I'm a bad bear. I'm a very bad old bear.
You're grounded,old bear.
Oh my God,it's so gross! Let me out of here!
What the fuck is that?
Paris,you must find the way out of this place or you'll surely die.
What?
Make your way to the small intestine. There you will meet the Sparrow Prince,
who can guide you to Catatafish. Now go,Paris Hilton. Make haste!
*A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.*
*Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.*
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