《自由职业者》
你们体会过那种服从召唤 Do you know that feeling when you're doing
履行使命的感觉吗？ exactly what you were put on the Earth to do?
那种一腔热血 The one where it's like everything inside you
激情澎湃的感觉？ is moving together in harmony with the universe?
下车！ Get off!
整队 Get in formation!
无论发生什么... No matter what happens...
你他妈怎么这么久才来，二等兵？ What the fuck took you so long, private?
一切都会好起来的 everything will be OK.
别他妈搞砸了，二等兵！ Do not fuck it up on me, private!
我他妈的老天啊 Sweet fucking baby Jesus!
是的 Yeah.
我也没有体会过... Me neither...
但是，你知道，要满怀希望，对吧？ but, you know, one can hope, right?
这要从我小时候说起 It started when I was a kid.
我总是需要帮助别人 I always needed to help people.
放开他 Hey! Leave him alone!
至少我是这么想的... Or at least I wanted to...
呃 Unh!
所以我做了任何一个正常的 有血性的美国人都会做的事 So I did what any normal, red-blooded American would do.
敬我们最优秀的暑期实习生 To our top summer associate.
我成了一名律师 I became a lawyer.
这似乎是一个安全的选项 That seemed like a safe move.
本公司欢迎您 You're welcome here at this firm
随时随地 anytime you want.
你现在是我们的一员了，好吗？ －是啊 You're one of us now, all right? - Yeah!
但后来，我彷佛看到了一生... But then, I saw it...
后院烧烤和玩耍， a life of backyard grilling and play dates,
搞搞家庭装修 home improvement projects
和计划外的旅游探险， and over planned tourist adventures,
一些我可能不想认识的邻居， neighbors I probably didn't want to know,
一个我可能也不想认识的妻子， a wife I probably didn't want to know either,
也许和我的邻居有一腿 maybe an affair with my neighbor.
问题是，每当我看到这样的人， The thing was whenever I saw people like that,
我总在想，“你是什么时候决定接受命运拒绝尝试的？” I always thought,"When did you decide to stop trying?"
所以我弃了那把牌 So I folded that hand.
对，法学院还剩一年，6 位数收入在等着 Yeah. A year of law school left, 6 figures waiting,
我还是来参他妈的军了？ and I enlist in the fucking army?
我是说，这到底他妈的怎么回事？ I mean, what the actual fuck?
大家都以为我疯了 Everyone thought I was insane.
1, 2, 3！ 1, 2, 3!
我也以为我疯了 I thought I was insane.
我知道的下一件事是 The next thing I knew,
我通过了特种部队的选拔测试 I made it through the Q Course with Special Forces selection.
一分钟 One minute!
然后我一生中 And for the first time
第一次 in my entire life...
我们去给那些混蛋一个惊喜吧 Let's go surprise some assholes!
开心得不行 I was happy.
喔！我们开始吧 Whoo! Let's do this!
上马 Saddle up!
喔！ Whoo!
我找到了值得做的事 I'd found something worth doing
在这个世界上，真正值得做的事情 in a world where things worth doing
并不常有 they didn't come around very often.
我发现了自我... I found myself...
啊 Aah!
也找到了真爱... I found love...
用力 用力 Push! Push!
我拥有了家人... I found family...
来吧 我们走 Come on! Let's go!
最重要的是 and most of all,
我找到了使命 I found purpose.
这就是我们的目标 韦内加斯总统 That's our target. President Venegas.
我们是来干掉他的 We're here to take him out.
地面上见 See you on the ground!
啊？ Huh?
不 靠 哦 No! Shit! Ohh!
哇 哦 哦 Whoa! Ohh! Huh!
噢 Ohh!
啊 Unh!
操 妈的 Oh, fuck! Aw, shit!
啊 Huh!
哦 Ohh!
呃 Huh!
伙计们 啊 Guys. Ugh.
就这样 And just like that,
我的使命没了 my purpose was gone.
我回到了我一直在逃避的普通人的生活 I went back to the normal life that I tried to avoid
感觉自己失败得不能再失败了 and couldn't feel more like a failure.
梅森 Mason!
凯西上学要迟到了 Casey's gonna be late for school!
早上好 Good morning.
嘿！ Hey! Hey!
呃 你口臭 爸爸 Ew! Your breath smells, Daddy.
哦 我去刷个牙 Ohh. Got to brush my teeth.
好的 你想开车吗？ －不想 OK. You want to drive? - No!
好吧 不过再过几年 就轮到你来开了 OK. Yeah. In a few years, it's all yours, though.
好了 你东西都带齐了吗 All right? You in? Everything...
梅森，别忘了她的安全带 Mason, don't forget her seat belt.
确保系好安全带 Make sure to buckle your seat belt.
请 Please.
向妈妈挥手，因为如果你不挥 Wave to Mommy because she'll hate me
她会比现在更讨厌我 even more than she already does if you don't.
学校怎么样？ You know, how's school going?
有个男孩叫切斯 There's a boy named Chase
一直来烦我 that bothers me all the time.
他老是想亲我之类的 He tries to kiss me and stuff.
男孩想亲你？你才9岁 Boy tries to kiss you? You're 9.
我才8岁，爸爸 I'm 8, Daddy.
那就更糟了 That makes it even worse.
我教你一招 下次他想亲你的时候 Tell you what. The next time he tries to kiss you,
你打他的喉咙 you hit him in the throat.
你知道喉咙是什么吗？ You know what the throat is?
我不是白痴 I'm not an idiot.
就打他的喉结 Just hit him in the Adam's apple.
所有男孩都有 All boys have them.
比如阴茎？ Like penises?
嗯 是的 那种 也对 Uh, yes. Kind... yes.
嗯，就...就打他这里，好吗？ Um, just... just hit him right here, OK?
这会让他暂时无法呼吸 It'll make it so he can't breathe for a little bit.
像打他的小弟弟一样 Like hitting him in the penis.
是的，你知道吗？你也可以这样做 Yes, and you know what? You can do that, also.
好吗？ 我们到了 All right? OK. We're here.
拿上你的背包 Remember your backpack.
去吧，去大显身手吧，别忘了你的书包 Go forth, wreak havoc, and don't forget your book bag.
再见 爸爸 Bye, Daddy.
祝你今天过得愉快，好吗？ You have a great day, OK?
学点东西 Learn things.
所以我告诉他们 So I told them...
他们不能问我要这些电话费 they can't charge me those calls.
那些电话又不是我打的 I... I... I didn't make those calls.
我都不知道这些号码 I... I... I don't even know any of those numbers.
他们不肯放过我 伙计 They won't leave me alone, man.
所以，嗯...所以你想雇我 So, um... so you want to hire me
来...帮你和电话公司争论这个？ to... argue with your phone company for you?
只是我以前的电话公司 Just my old phone company.
斯科特，呃... Scott, uh...
你...我向你保证，我会让这一切烟消云散的 you... you have my word I will make this all go away.
谢谢...谢谢你 Oh! Thank you. Thank... thank you.
谢谢。我能给你预付点定金吗？ Thank you. Can I give you a retainer?
我觉得还是预付定金比较好，也许先付个 500 块 I'd feel better with a retainer, maybe just 500.
就喜欢你这风格，斯科特 Like your style, Scott.
哈 我的天啊 Ha! Oh, my gosh.
谢谢 Thank you.
这个 This...
这看起来不错 This looks great.
哦，天哪 Oh, my gosh.
我会再联系你的，好吗？ I'll be in touch, OK?
谢谢 Thank you.
好的 OK.
你既不写信，也不打个电话 You don't write, you don't call.
就这么活着呢 As I live and breathe.
塞巴斯蒂安-厄尔 Sebastian Earle.
噢 伙计 看看你 Aw, man. Look at you.
上帝啊 你怎么来了？ God. What are you doing here?
他们怎么让你穿上西装的？ How'd they get you in a suit?
我还想问你呢 I could ask you the same thing.
你在开玩笑吗？我就要对抗上 Are you kidding? I'm about to take on
全球通信企业集团了 a global communications conglomerate,
起码我得看起来像那么回事 so I got to look the part.
我好像记得你说过，退出法律界 I seem to recall you saying that quitting law
是你做过的最好的决定 was the best decision you ever made.
我说过 I did.
成为一名律师 And that becoming a lawyer
只会粉碎你的灵魂 would only crush your soul.
没错，但我有老婆孩子 Yeah, it has, but I got a wife and a kid,
都在等着我养，所以... and they both require income, so...
迫于生计，我只能干起老本行了 in lieu of that, I generate broken dreams for all involved.
那么，你有半小时的空闲时间陪陪老朋友吗？ Well, do you have a half-hour to spare for an old friend?
我想给你看点东西 I want to show you something.
你那“正义女神”的法律事务可以等等 I think Lady Justice can wait.
你觉得怎么样？ So what do you think?
我想你需要一个律师 I think you need a lawyer.
你认识好律师吗？ You know a good one?
不认识 Nope.
继续吧，伙计们 Carry on, fellas.
是的 先生 嘿 Yes, sir. Hey.
CDI 嘿嘿 小妞们都喜欢 CDI. Heh heh. Chicks Dig It.
事实上，这叫合约国防计划 Actually, Contracted Defense Initiatives,
但是，是的，他们可以的 but... but, yes, they do.
只要你想得到的，我们都能做到 You name it, we got it,
如果做不到 我们就去找一个 买一个或造一个 and if we don't, we'll find it, buy it, or build it.
我们可以在任何环境以及 We can operate in any environment
任何运行状况下开展业务 and any operational condition.
我们提供一站式采购和服务 We are a one-stop shop and shoot.
武装部队 驻扎点 我们自己的飞机跑道 Ranges, mock villages, our own airstrip,
一条龙 the whole kit.
我 7 年前创办的 I opened up 7 years ago.
是的，我记得 Yeah, I remember,
但说实话，我从没想过你会成功 but honestly, I never thought you'd pull it off.
嘿，干得好，兄弟 Hey. Good on you, brother.
我是从与美国政府的合作开始的 Well, I started with the U.S. government,
然后转到欧洲，再到亚洲 then moved to Europe, then Asia,
然后是南美洲 then South America.
现在，我们的企业合同超过了 80% Now we're over 80% corporate contracts.
我们今年的总收入高达 8 位数 We're grossing high 8 figures this year.
嘿啊 私人保安工作我总觉得有点危险 Heh. Ahh. Private security work's always been a bit dicey for me.
和雇佣军的工作根本没有多大区别，对吧？ It's, like, a thin line between mercenary work, yeah?
不 哪有 就像任何生意一样 Naw. Come on. It's like any business.
我们卖的是产品 We sell a product.
这个产品就是安全 That product is security.
外面的原始人 就是你们的产品？ Cavemen out there, they're your product?
他们看起来虽然一般，但是干得活还行 They look the part, and they keep the peace.
总是招不够人 Can't hire fast enough.
很多都是退役军人，还有一些警察...呵呵... Tons of ex-military, a few cops... heh...
和一些充满激情的 and some good, old boys with a passion
支持第二修正案的老好人 for the Second Amendment.
还有类固醇 And steroids.
不问不说 Don't ask, don't tell. Yeah.
这些人有可能就是 These guys are, uh, potentially
你的新同事 your new colleagues.
不 不 No. No.
不 No!
不，不，还是不 No, no, and no.
算了吧 Come on.
我太崩溃了，我...我身材都走形了 I'm too broken down, I'm... I'm out of shape.
我太老了，不能满世界跑了，塞布 I'm too old to go running around the world, Seb.
我在这里有自己的生活 I got a life here.
梅森 我了解你 你可怜巴巴的 Mason, I know you. You're... you're miserable.
这不是重点 That's not the point.
你看 事实是 不管你有没有受伤 Look. The truth is broken or not
你看起来都还是那个样子 you still look the part.
我是出于私心 I'm asking as a personal favor.
我有一个简单的贴身保护任务 I've got an easy personal protection detail.
就这一次 你就帮帮我吧 It's a one-off. Just help me out, huh?
小菜一碟 Total milk run.
你们这些人看起来可不像是群厨子 You guys don't look like milkmen.
帕尔多尼亚万岁 ¡Viva Paldoñia!
帕尔多尼亚欢迎每一个人 Everybody is welcome to Paldoñia.
这是一个美丽的国家，非常美丽 It's a beautiful country, beautiful.
胡安-阿图罗-韦内加斯 Juan Arturo Venegas.
你在开玩笑吗？ You kidding me?
你为那个杀了我们半个小队的人工作？ You took a job for the guy that killed half our team?
一开始是我们先去杀他的 We were there to kill him in the first place.
伙计 冷静点 这份工作不是要保护文尼加斯 Dude, chill. The job isn't for Venegas.
而是要保护一个要采访他的记者 It's body work for a journalist who's gonna interview him.
只要站在她面前，为她装点门面就行了 Just show up, be some window dressing for her,
确保她不会被人乱摸 make sure she doesn't get groped.
我们的很多朋友都死了 就是因为那个家伙 A bunch of our friends died because of that guy.
你不必告诉我 You don't have to tell me.
我很清楚 I know
你看，就算他被公共汽车撞死了 And look, if he were to get hit by a bus,
不会有人为此感到难过的 我想 I don't think anybody would be too upset about it.
相信我，我也想亲手弄死他 Believe me, I'd love to do it myself,
但我在做生意 but I'm running a business,
而现在要做的生意，就是护送一个记者 and right now, that business is getting a journalist
进出帕尔多尼亚 in and out of Paldoñia.
可以啊 派你的人去 Yeah. Send one of your other guys.
嘿 我信不过他们 Heh. I can't spare them for this.
听着 我正想打入这个 Listen. I'm trying to break into
为记者提供人身保护的一本万利的行当 the personal protection racket for journalists,
而这是第一步，所以我才不惜代价愿花重金 and this is the first step, so I'm overpaying.
我是在帮你，好吗？ This is me trying to hook you up, OK?
不要小题大作 韦内加斯派了一架飞机 No drama. Venegas is sending a plane
明天去华盛顿接你们 to D.C. tomorrow to pick you guys up.
我没兴趣 I'm not interested.
2 万美元等着你呢 20 grand says you are.
那个记者是谁 Who's the journalist?
今年 This year's recipient
国际新闻与编辑奖的获奖者是 of the International Journalism and Editors Award
克莱尔-惠灵顿 Claire Wellington.
谢谢 Thank you.
最好的新闻报道 Journalism at its best,
是报道真相 it's about the truth.
我与所有坚持报道事实 I share this with all the journalists
将真相看得高于一切的记者们 who report the facts
分享这一荣誉 and who value the truth above all.
我急于报道一个重大新闻 In my haste to break a major story,
我忽视了...履行应尽职责 I neglected... to perform my due diligence
去进行必要的事实核查 in properly fact checking
和彻底审查我的消息来源 and thoroughly vetting my sources.
我已经辞去了这里的职务 I have resigned my position here.
确保她知道自己做错了 Make sure that she knows what she did was wrong.
大家都还好吗？ So, uh, how's everybody doing?
你教你女儿打人家男孩的咽喉 You told your daughter to hit a boy in the throat,
那男孩的父亲是个律师 and that boy's father is a lawyer.
嗯... Um...
真正的律师 A real lawyer.
呃，不管这是什么，它走了，它完成了 Uh, whatever this is, it's gone, it's done.
我受不了了，梅森 I can't do it anymore, Mason.
我不能... I can't...
珍妮，别反应过度 Jenny, don't overreact.
我没有反应过度 I'm not overreacting.
我认为最好是你搬出去 I think it might be best for everybody
这样对大家都好 if you did move out.
没关系 我去找凯西 然后回我妈家 Never mind. I'll get Casey, and I'll go to my mom's.
不，我走 No. I'll go.
嘿，爸爸 Hey, Daddy.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
建造一艘游轮 Building a cruise ship.
游轮 哇哦 如果你能找到的话 这可是个好工作 Cruise ship. Wow. That's a good gig if you can get it.
啊 听着 我要出城几天 Ahh. Listen. I got to go out of town for a few days.
去工作 It's for work.
你要去的地方有雪球吗？ Do they have snow globes where you're going?
这样吧 如果那里有 我就给你买一个 Tell you what. If they do, I'll get you one.
谢谢你，爸爸 Thanks, Daddy.
你要出城几天是什么意思？ What do you mean you're going out of town for a few days?
－我找了份工作 －什么？ - I took a job. - What?
是的 塞巴斯蒂安-厄尔给我介绍的 Yeah. Sebastian Earle hooked me up.
－那你的律所怎么办？ －哈！ - What about your practice? - Ha!
你刚刚才说过我不是真正的律师 You just said a minute ago that I wasn't a real lawyer.
这是什么工作？ What job is this?
这是私人保安。很简单 It's private security. Easy stuff.
梅森，不 Mason, no.
你的那部分生活已经结束了 That part of your life is over.
你不能去送死 You're not gonna go and get yourself killed
然后让我们的女儿没有父亲抚养 and leave our daughter without a father to raise her.
让我先赚了这笔钱，好吗？ Just let me make this money, OK?
你以为我看不出来 只当一个丈夫和父亲 You think I don't know how unhappy you are
你有多不开心吗？ being just a husband and a father?
想象一下我的感觉 Imagine what it feels like to be me,
发现自己不是你真正想要的生活 knowing that I'm the life you settled for.
珍妮，我... Jenny, I...
仔细想想，其实你应该去 On second thought, actually, you should go.
也许这就是你需要的 Maybe that's what you need
重新振作起来 to fix yourself.
办公室政治 Politics in the workplace
以及由此产生的后果，拜托 and... and the fallout from that, please.
不 这很好 你当然是在耍花招了 No. It's great. Of course you're being a weasel about this.
我一点也不惊讶 I can't say I'm surprised.
我可不想玷污你完美的名声 Yeah. I wouldn't want to tarnish your perfect reputation.
你是个圣人 我们都知道 You're a saint. We both know it.
打扰一下 克莱尔-惠灵顿？ Excuse me. Claire Wellington?
好吧，请相信，我一定会 Well, please do, and I'll be sure
告诉每一个想听你坏话的人的 to badmouth you to anyone who will listen.
嘿 太棒了 你也一样 混蛋 Hey. That's great. Yeah. Same to you, asshole.
惠灵顿小姐... Miss Wellington...
我是 呃 我是CDI派来的 I'm... I'm, uh... I'm from CDI.
我是梅森-佩提斯 I'm Mason Pettits.
你迟到了 车呢？ You're late. Where's the car?
这边走 It's, uh, this way.
太好了 你能帮我拿一下吗？ Great. Can you help me with this?
你就是我的绿色贝雷帽 So you're my Green Beret.
陆军特种部队 Army Special Forces.
对 绿色贝雷帽就是一顶帽子 Right. A Green Beret is a hat.
三角洲部队并不是什么好名字，一部烂片 Delta Force isn't the name of anything but a bad movie.
我应该见过你的战友们 I've met my share of your colleagues.
你在哪里服役？ So where'd you serve?
哦 都是些爱死了的地方 Oh. All the loveliest places.
呆过中东 I was in the Middle East,
南美洲 当然也呆过 South America of course.
哦 还有北卡罗来纳 Ooh! North Carolina.
你无名指上的戒指印是怎么回事 And that tan line on your ring finger?
我们工作时不戴婚戒 We don't wear wedding rings while we work.
如果你被俘，这可能是一个突破点 Could be a possible pressure point if you're captured.
要么 就是你刚离婚 Either that, or you just got a divorce.
我们要去帕尔多尼亚了 So we're leaving for Paldoñia.
你知道那里吗？ You know anything about it?
当然 Sure do.
帕尔多尼亚就像一部...蒂姆-波顿的电影 Paldoñia's like a... Tim Burton movie.
它色彩斑斓，但令人毛骨悚然 It's colorful, but it's creepy as fuck.
头一回听说 That's a new one.
我有一个独家专访 I have an exclusive interview
和胡安-阿图罗-韦内加斯总统 with President Juan Arturo Venegas.
他不喜欢接受采访 He doesn't do interviews.
呃，恕我直言，你到底知不知道谁... Um, with all due respect, do you understand at all who...
我想我非常理解 I think I understand quite well,
但真正的问题是，你是否明白 but the real question is do you understand
你为什么一起来？ why you're coming along?
我猜不是让我来给你提 My guess is not to give my opinion
关于胡安-阿图罗-韦内加斯的建议的 about Juan Arturo Venegas.
好极了 这样就没问题了 Perfect. Then this will be fine.
我会专注于韦内加斯 你专注于确保 I'll focus on Venegas. You focus on making sure
我不会在酒店被抢劫或绑架 I don't get robbed or kidnapped at the hotel.
发射 Pull!
怎么了，怎么了？ What's up, what's up?
欢迎回到“声名狼藉每日直播” Welcome back to"Infamous Daily Live."
我和 GG Love 在一起 I'm here with GG Love,
他从服刑人员一跃成为了 who went from doing time
千万富豪企业家 to being a multimillionaire entrepreneur
和Much Loved服装品牌创始人 and founder of the Much Loved clothing brand.
谢谢你能来，GG Thanks for being here, GG.
我很荣幸，宝贝 Pleasure's all mines, baby.
让我们转一转 展示一下你的穿着 Give us a spin. Show off what you got.
哇我等不及要买一个了 Wow! I can't wait to get one.
那么告诉我... So tell me...
笑得开心吗？ －哦，该死 Have a good laugh? - Oh, shit!
这就是你在网上搜索到的东西吗？ Was that all an Internet search could get you?
相信我 还有更糟糕的 Trust me. There's far worse out there.
您是从小搬到美国的吗？ Did you move to the States when you were young?
登机时我注意到你的英国护照 I noticed your British passport when we boarded,
你的口音也变了，所以... and you slipped your accent, so...
可能是小时候搬来的 probably moved here as a kid.
如果让我猜的话 I mean, if I had to guess.
没人要你猜 Nobody's asking for your guesses.
为什么是帕尔多尼亚？某种形象改造？ Why Paldoñia? Some sort of image makeover?
亲爱的，这可能会让你大吃一惊 This might shock you, my dear,
但我在牛津攻读学位 but I didn't take a degree at Oxford
不是用来报道名人成人礼的 to cover celebrity bar mitzvahs.
帕尔多尼亚是世界上最大的石油 Paldoñia has some of the largest oil
和天然气产地之一 and natural gas fields in the world,
韦内加斯是在西半球最后一个纯独裁者 and Venegas is the last pure autocrat
从不接受采访 in the Western Hemisphere, and he doesn't do interviews
直到现在 until now.
好的 只是... OK. Just...
只是想让我坐在这里啥也不说是吗？ just want me to sit here and shut up then?
听起来真是太棒了 Sounds absolutely brilliant.
惠灵顿小姐，欢迎来到帕尔多尼亚！ Miss Wellington, welcome to Paldoñia!
韦内加斯总统，很高兴见到...你 President Venegas, so nice to meet... you.
艾莉向你问好 Ellie sends her regards.
我的天啊 你本人比 Oh, my God. You are even more beautiful
电视上还要漂亮 in person than on television.
谢谢 Thank you.
哈哈哈 Hoo. Ha ha ha
是这样吗？ It's like that?
哦 那...那是个礼物 Oh. That... that was a gift.
咋了 我有持枪许可证的 What? I have a permit for that.
在开始之前，我们必须来自拍一张 Before we begin, we must take a selfie.
哦 嗯... Oh. Um...
啊 好了 Ah. Yes.
这是...嗯... That's... um...
阳光有点刺眼 It's a little bright out here.
怎么样？ Yes?
你觉得呢？还不错 You approve? Yes.
太棒了 It's great.
我的粉丝们一定会喜欢的 My followers are gonna love this.
从头搜到脚啊 Use the whole fist?
那个是我买的 I bought that one.
那么，艾丽和你是 So Ellie and you were roommates
大学室友，是吗？ in the university, yes?
大二和大四的时候，是的 Our second and fourth years, yes.
帕尔多尼亚欢迎艾丽的任何朋友 Well, any friend of Ellie's is welcome in Paldoñia.
跟我说说她 她怎么样？ Tell me about her. How is she?
嗯... Well, um...
她在堪萨斯非常幸福 she is very happy in Kansas.
我知道 堪萨斯到底有什么？ I know. What's in Kansas anyway?
她嫁给的那个有钱的农场主 The rich rancher she married.
真遗憾 What a pity.
不在堪萨斯州了，是吧？ Not in Kansas anymore, huh?
这是一个糟糕的玩笑吗？ Was it a bad joke?
不，“绿野仙踪” No."The Wizard of Oz."
这是我最喜欢的电影之一 It's one of my favorite movies.
我应该介绍你认识的 I should have introduced you.
梅森是我的贴身保镖 Mason is my protective detail.
当然了 当然了 Of course he is. Of course.
梅森-佩提斯，CDI的精英 Mason Pettits, CDI's finest,
前陆军特种部队，对吗？ former Army Special Forces, right?
梅森-佩提斯 小房子 Maison Petite. The little house.
我们自己也会进行调查的 We do our own research, too.
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha!
瓦曼诺斯 Vamanos!
你想骑骑我的种马吗？ Would you like to ride my stallion?
暂时不想，谢谢 Not now, thanks.
韦内加斯总统，我非常感谢你 President Venegas, I really appreciate you
给我这种机会 giving me this kind of access.
呵呵！当然 Ho ho! Of course.
就像他们说的 It's like they say.
酒香也怕巷子深 A blind pig must use its nose.
哈哈 Ha ha.
我的国家有太多美好的事物 There are so many wonderful things about my country.
我迫不及待地想让你向全世界分享 I can't wait for you to share them with the world.
你看 我的人民 我的人民 Look. Mi gente. My people.
光明的未来就在前方，光明的未来 There is a bright future ahead of us, bright future.
呵 Heh.
哈哈 言论自由在帕尔多尼亚是非常普遍的 Ha ha. Freedom of speech is very present in Paldoñia,
但让我们继续前进 but let's move on.
瓦莫斯 阿德兰特 Vamos. Adelante.
只是确认一下 今晚我们仍将前往 Just confirming. We are still headed
你的牧场，对吗？ to your ranch tonight, right?
我要带你去我的乡村别墅 I am taking you to my country estate.
我想你会喜欢的 I think you're gonna love it.
让我们干杯，好吗？ Let's toast, huh?
好的 OK.
哈哈！你一杯 Ha ha! One for you,
我一杯 one for me,
为你的安全旅行干杯... and we toast for your safe travels...
也为新朋友 and for new friends.
我喜欢 I like it.
啊，啊，啊 Yes. Ah, ah, ah.
好吧 哈哈哈 OK. Ha ha ha!
如果您不介意的话 总统先生 Uh, if you don't mind, Mr. President,
我想现在问您几个 I'd love to go over a few of
要采访的问题 my interview questions with you now.
当然可以 Yes, of course.
不做准备就等于准备失败 No prepararse es prepararse para fallar.
没有准备就是准备失败？ Failing to prepare is preparing to fail?
哦 说的不错 Ooh. I love it.
做好失败的准备，是吧？ Be ready to fail, huh?
我... I... ohh!
我们该怎么办，梅森？ What are we gonna do, Mason?
梅森 Mason!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
趴下 Stay down!
趴下 Get down!
我的天啊 我的天啊 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
不，不，不！ No, no, no, no, no!
梅森？ Mason?
怎么了？ －趴下 What's happening? - Stay down!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
哦，该死 Oh, shit!
起来 起来 －怎么了？ Get up. Get up. - What?
起来 系上安全带 Get up. Put your seat belts on now.
哦，上帝啊 Oh, God.
你还好吗？没事 Are you OK? Yes? Yes.
告诉过你这是我的 Told you this was mine.
好的，好的 OK, OK.
嘿 待在这儿 Hey. Stay here.
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
天 Man.
嘿 Hey.
留在这里什么意思都听不懂吗 What part of "stay here" did you guys not get?
哦 我的背 哦 Oh, my back. Ohh.
哦 只是... Oh. Just...
好的 好的 OK. OK.
佩提斯先生 Mr. Pettits.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
上帝啊 我的背 啊 我的背 Ohh! My back! Ahh. My back.
你还好吗？ Are you OK?
好的 等我一下 Yeah. Just give me a second.
你真的没事吗？要按摩吗？ Are you sure you're OK? You want a massage?
好的 OK.
刚才到底发生了什么？ What the hell just happened?
发生了什么？ What happened?
你的单人安保小组救了我们 Your one-man security detail happened.
他是个英雄 He's a hero.
梅森，怎么回事？ Mason, what's going on?
怎么了？ What's going on?
这里是一如既往的糟糕 This place is a shitshow like it always was.
我们就不该来 We never should have come.
我们走吧 Let's go.
我们应该求救吗？ Should we call for help?
是啊，但我们到了安全的地方再打电话吧 Yeah, but we'll call when we're someplace safe.
你能相信吗？ Can you believe this?
什么？ What?
这是一场政变 C'est un coup d'état.
政变？ A coup?
去他妈的 Putana! Merde!
我无法逃避 I cannot hide from this!
哈 现在躲起来 似乎是个不错的主意 Ha! Hiding seems like a great idea right now.
这不是来自叛军的暗杀 This is not a rebel assassination attempt.
第一，看起来真的像是 One, really looks like it is.
第二，无论如何，你都会完蛋的，所以... Two, you're screwed regardless, so...
我必须阻止这一切 I have to stop this.
我想我刚刚阻止了 I think I just did.
阻止他们推翻我的政府 Stop the overthrow of my government,
你跟我一起去首都 and you will come with me to the capital
并帮助我保护我的人民 and help me protect my people.
新消息...你的人民刚刚想杀了你，好吗？ Newsflash... your people just tried to kill you, all right?
别扯上我们 Count us out.
能把包递给我吗？ Can you hand me my bag?
什么？ What?
我的包 My bags.
我们必须今天就把你弄出去 We got to get you out of here by the end of the day.
你永远都用不上了 You're never gonna need it.
我和一个处于政变中的 I'm with the president of a country
国家的总统在一起 in the middle of a coup.
这是一生难得的独家新闻 This is the scoop of a lifetime.
你必须活着，才有什么一生难得的独家新闻，好吗？ You got to be alive to have the scoop of a lifetime, OK?
等到了安全的地方，再讲你的故事 You'll break your story when you're someplace safe.
那是什么？ What's that?
一把很大的枪 A really big gun.
我们走 Let's move.
走吧 Come on.
转圈 Battement tend...
注意脚尖 En pointe.
很好 Yes.
怎么样？ How's it?
每个人？ Everyone?
是的。好极了 Yes. Excellent.
对不起 说吧 Sorry. Go ahead.
我知道了 I see.
到时再联系 Be in touch then.
太棒了 太棒了 玛塔 天鹅 Brava, brava, Marta. The swan.
爸爸要去上班了，亲爱的 Papa has to go to work, my dear.
再来，再来！ Encore, encore!
妈的 Shit.
等等 梅森 Wait, wait, Mason.
我...我不行了 I c... I can't, I can't, I can't.
我不行了 I can't. Ohh.
我想我们要休息一下了 I guess we're taking a break.
哦 Ohh.
你还好吗 惠灵顿小姐 Are you OK, Miss Wellington?
我很好 I'm good.
哦，那就好 Oh, great.
那么是谁要杀我们呢？ So who's trying to kill us?
没有人 没有人要杀我们 Nobody. Nobody is trying to kill us.
他们是要来杀他的 They're trying to kill him.
谁想杀你？ Who wants to kill you?
啊 Ah.
一只臭虫可能会拖垮整个国家 A single insect may bring down an entire country.
今天是哪只臭虫想杀你？ Which insect wants to kill you today?
我不知道，但我打算弄清楚 I don't know, but I intend to find out.
哦 你有卫星电话 Oh. You have a satellite phone.
你要给谁打电话？ Who you gonna call?
我在求救 I'm calling for help.
厄尔 我是梅森 我们被袭击了 Earle. Yo. It's Mason. We got hit.
妈的 怎么了 你没事吧 梅森？ Shit! What happened? You OK, Mason?
没事 出城时 他们炸烂了我们的车 No, Heading out of town, they took out our vehicles.
我把他们安全地救出来了，但我... I got us out safe, but I...
兄弟 我们被困住了 我不知道我们在哪里 bro, we're stuck. I got no idea where we're at.
惠灵顿安全吗？ Is Wellington safe?
她和我在一起 Yeah. She's with me,
还有韦内加斯也在这里 and Venegas is here, too.
什么？他为什么和你在一起？ What? Why is he with you?
他的团队呢？ What about his team?
死了 兄弟 你得帮我们一把 Dead. Bro, you got to get us a ride.
别挂断 Hang tight.
GPS 定位了你的位置 GPS has your position.
向东3公里 有块空地 There's a clearing... 3 klicks east.
用直升机撤离 Exfil there by helo.
我要给附近的同事打电话 I'm gonna call some colleagues in the area.
去接你 I'll get you picked up.
呵 还说什么小菜一碟 Heh. So much for a milk run.
我可以用下你的电话吗？ －不可以 May I use your phone? - Nope.
但我得打个电话 But I need to make a call.
呵呵。我不在乎 Heh. I don't care.
梅森 Mason.
什么？ What?
告诉我为什么要帮他的忙 Tell me why I should do a favor for him.
比如说 因为 我可以 Well, for example, because, uh, I can have
把你当成外国间谍抓起来 you arrested for being a foreign spy.
也许到时候我也会发动一场政变 Maybe I pull a coup of my own then.
别说了，梅森 Stop it, Mason!
唱歌？独裁者没资格唱歌 Singing? Dictators don't get to sing.
真的吗？那就请便吧 Really? Well, then go ahead.
动手吧 佩提斯先生 Do it, Mr. Pettits.
我不怕死 I am not afraid of death,
我不怕像你这样的人 and I am not afraid of people like you.
动手吧 Do it.
嘿 嘿 请把枪放下 Hey, hey! Put the gun down, please.
随你便吧 Knock yourself out.
谢谢 Thank you.
别担心 Don't worry.
我会尽快讲完的 I'll make it petite.
先生 Señor.
－这是我的演讲稿吗？ －是的 - Is this my speech? - Yes.
照明还可以吗？ Is the lighting okay?
灯光太完美了，总统 The lighting is perfect, Jefe.
谢谢您，将军 Thank you, General.
你的电话响了 总统 Your phone is ringing, El Jefe.
喂？ Hello?
豪尔赫 Jorge,
侄子 Nephew!
叔叔？ Uncle?
对！ Correct!
我正在丛林里漫步 I'm out here walking through the jungle!
你还好吗？ How are you?
一切都好吗？ All good?
你好吗，叔叔？ How are you, Uncle?
太棒了！ I'm fantastic!
我正在丛林中 I'm walking through the jungle
和一个绝对可爱的女人在一起漫步 with an absolutely lovely woman.
－外国记者？ －是的！ - The Gringo Journalist? - Yes!
美丽的克莱尔-惠灵顿 The beautiful Claire Wellington.
他是在问我穿什么衣服吗？ Is he asking what I'm wearing?
不，他是在描述你的穿着 No, he's describing what you're wearing.
别看我 他是你朋友的朋友 Don't look at me. He's your friend of a friend.
是啊 只是没想到他和艾莉 Yeah. Just didn't realize he and Ellie
仍然保持着联系 kept in touch still.
什么？ What?
采访 The interview.
显然，这就是他邀请我来的原因 That's obviously why he invited me here.
他邀请了你？ He invited you?
怎么？因为我现在对你来说 Why? Because I'm not just
不只是个名人新闻记者了？ a celebrity news reporter to you now?
不，我以为是你安排的采访 No. I thought you landed the interview.
哈 每个人都想采访他 Ha! Everybody's asked him for an interview,
但帕尔多尼亚基本上被媒体封锁了 but Paldoñia's been basically a media blackout
在过去的十年中 for the last decade.
就这样，他给我发来了电子邮件 Then just like that, he e-mailed me,
问我要不要来采访他 asked me if I wanted an interview.
你以为你为什么会在这里 Why do you think you're here?
我也不是一无所知 I'm not totally clueless.
是的，是的，别担心。再见 Yes, yes, don't worry. See you soon!
我们都为你担心 We were all worried for you.
当然 太好了 上帝保佑你 Sure. Great. God bless you!
我叔叔没死 My uncle isn't dead.
我们的合作伙伴会不高兴的 Our partners will not be pleased.
谢谢 Thank you.
请告诉我们您有好消息 Please tell us you have good news.
哦，我有个好消息 Oh, I have wonderful news.
我刚打给了豪尔赫 我的侄子 I was just talking to Jorge, my nephew.
他就是政变的幕后黑手 He's the one behind the coup.
这是好消息？ That's good news?
是的，这是个好消息 Yes, it's great news.
你看，我爱我的侄子，但他是个白痴 You see, I love my nephew, but he's an idiot.
那么他...他刚刚告诉你了？ So he... he just told you?
不，他什么都没告诉我 No. He didn't tell me anything,
但他什么都招了 懂吗？ but he said everything. Hmm?
如果他知道我还活着 He will not move a finger if he knows
他啥也不敢干 that I am still alive,
所以我告诉他一切都好 so I told him that everything was OK
说我们要去找他 and that we were gonna go to see him.
你看，斩蛇 You see, you must always stroke the head
要斩七寸 that you are going to cut off.
那么，他在与叛军合作？ So is he working with the rebels?
不 No, no, no, no.
叛军也认为他是个白痴 The rebels also think that he's an idiot.
我们走吧 Let's go.
回到首都 Back to the capital.
呵 不 Heh. No.
不去 No.
随你便 Do what you want.
我们要离开这里 We're getting out of here.
我们不能丢下他不管 We can't just leave him.
刚做了 Just did.
我需要报道此事 I need to report this.
我们不能任由另一个穷国的政府 We can't just let another government
在另一场政变中被推翻 in another poor country get overthrown
而无人关注 in another coup and nobody pays attention.
走吧 别让韦内加斯把你吸进去 Come on. Don't let Venegas suck you in.
他是一个教科书式的反社会者 He's a textbook sociopath.
他看起来还好 He seems OK.
读读汉娜-阿伦特吧 Please. Read Hannah Arendt.
我读过 I have.
我很清楚目前外界 I'm well aware what the world expects
对克莱尔-惠灵顿的期望 from Claire Wellington at the moment,
但我为了事业牺牲了一切 but I have sacrificed everything for my career...
我的家庭 人际关系 我的生活 my family, relationships, my life...
请原谅我拒绝成为 so forgive me if I refuse to be
从获得皮博迪奖沦落到 the laughingstock who went from winning a Peabody
报道名人八卦的笑柄 to covering celebrity man caves.
这是我的机会 This is my chance,
比我预想的还要好 and it's working out better than I ever could have hoped.
是的，这也是一种看法 Yeah, it's one way of looking at it.
呃 Err!
塞巴斯蒂安 Sebastian.
梅森・佩提斯，我们接到了CDI你老板的电话 Mason Pettits, we got a call from your boss at CDI.
听说你需要搭便车 Heard you needed a lift.
是的，很需要 Yeah, we sure do.
预计两分钟后到达 Got an ETA of two minutes for you.
有地方让我们降落吗？ Got a spot where I can set the bird down?
是的，我们正朝空地走去 Yeah, we're headed towards the clearing right now.
你有我的 GPS 吗？ Uh, you got my GPS?
我们正直奔它而去 We're heading straight for it.
你们来得不够快 我们就在这里等着呢 You can't get here fast enough. We'll be standing by.
好的 坐好了 再过几分钟就有人来接我们了 OK. Sit tight. We're getting picked up in a few minutes.
你确定我们不能留下吗？ Are you sure we can't stay?
哦，我确定 Oh, I'm sure.
带你越过边境 Get you picked up across the border.
你可以找一家提供免费Wi-Fi的星巴克 或者别的 You'll find a Starbucks with free Wi-Fi or something,
来发表你的报道 break your story from there.
真的确定吗？ Sure sure?
死了就拿不到皮博迪奖了 You can't get a Peabody if you're dead.
韦内加斯怎么样？你觉得他会没事吗？ What about Venegas? You think he'll be OK?
我才不管什么韦内加斯！ I don't give a shit about Venegas!
你和他有什么纠葛吗？ What is your deal with him?
我现在都能闻到免费无线网络的味道了 I can smell the free Wi-Fi now.
不好 Not good.
快跑！快跑！ －什么？ Run! Run! - What?!
来吧 Come on.
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
面对现实吧！ Embrace the suck!
还在为报道一场政变而兴奋吗？ Still excited to cover a coup?
老实说越来越不想了 －是吗 Less and less honestly. - Yeah.
妈的 他还准备再来一轮 Shit! He's going for another round.
别动 Stay put.
告诉我你拍到了 Tell me you got that.
快跑！ Run!
梅森？ Mason?
不是梅森 Oh. Not Mason.
因为躲在树里是个好主意 Because hiding in a tree is such a good idea.
咦？ Huh!
你还好吗？ Are you OK?
我很好 Yeah. I'm good.
您需要帮助吗？ Do you need help?
你还好吗？ You good? Ugh.
突然间，我很高兴雇你跟着我了 Suddenly, I'm very glad I paid you to tag along.
梅森 Mason!
韦内加斯在哪里？ Where is Venegas?
我在这呢 I'm here.
妈的 Puta!
哦 惠灵顿小姐 我...我很抱歉 Oh. Miss Wellington, I am... I am so sorry
搞的一团糟 for the mess that I have made.
谢谢 Thank you.
你从哪里来的？ Where did you come from?
从那棵树后面 From behind that tree.
我不是问你这个 Not literally.
这手炮从哪里搞的？ What's up with the hand cannon?
胡安妮塔？ Juanita?
是的 Yeah.
韦内加斯要是连一把大枪都没有 What kind of ego maniacal psycho dictator
还能当什么自大狂的神经病独裁者？ would Venegas be if he didn't have a big gun?
有道理 Point taken.
感谢您的帮助 Thank you for your help.
不客气 佩提斯先生 You're welcome, Mr. Pettits.
科霍斯特上校 Colonel Koehorst.
巴斯克斯将军 General Vásquez,
我的客户非常失望 my clients are very disappointed that
你叔叔还活着，还在制造麻烦 your uncle is still alive and causing trouble.
看来你们的人 It would appear that your men likewise
同样没能杀死我的叔叔 failed to kill my uncle.
显然我们的计划 开局不顺 Certainly our arrangement's off to a shaky start.
我的客户需要得到以下保证 My clients need assurance that
他们在贵国的投资依然安全 their investment in your country remains secure.
清楚了吗？ Is that clear?
是的 Yes.
很好 Good.
谢谢 Thank you.
宁可一人死，不愿千人亡 Better one man dies instead of a thousand.
谢谢 Thanks.
这真是...太棒了 Well, this is just... awesome.
是啊 Yeah.
你是怎么受伤的？ So how'd you get wounded?
你的背 我看你一直在捂着 Your back. Saw you've been favoring it.
上帝啊，我很抱歉，在我们 God, I'm sorry for trying to have
随时都可能丧命的丛林中 a human moment with you in the middle of a jungle
我还想和你共度一段人性的时光 where we could die at any second.
我以前执行的任务出了问题 Mission I was on went sideways a while back.
我受伤了 我的背伤到了 I got injured. My back hurts.
是在这里发生的吗？ Did that happen here?
是啊 Yeah.
最后一次任务 It was my last mission.
你是结婚了...还是离婚了？ And so you're married... or were married?
戒指的事我不太明白 I didn't quite follow with the ring thing.
呵 Heh.
已婚 Yes.
现在可能已经要离了 Probably separated by now.
我只是更擅长参与行动 I was just way better at being an operator
比起过过小日子 than I am at normal, day-to-day life.
我受伤以后，我就退出了 Then I got hurt, then I got out,
然后我就糟糕透了 and then I just sucked.
我很低落 I got low.
我花了很多年才想明白如何成为一名律师 Took me years to figure out how to become a lawyer.
等等，你是律师？ Wait. You're a lawyer?
是啊 如假包换 Yeah. Officially.
通过了律师资格考试，全9分 Passed the Bar, whole 9.
我以为这会让我感觉更正常 Thought it would make me feel more normal.
事实证明，这只会让我更厌恶我自己 Turns out it just made me hate myself more.
所以你进入了私人保安行业？ So you got into private security?
是啊 Yeah.
你这样做有多久了？ How long you been doing that now?
呃，这是什么，5... Uh, it's what, 5...
4...3天？ 4... 3 days?
什么？CDI 说你是他们最好的 What? CDI said you were their best.
你看到我干掉了一架直升机 You saw me take out a helicopter.
我的意思是，你的钱花得很值，对吧？ I mean, I think you got your money's worth, right?
对吧 那个 I mean, come on. That was...
太酷了 that was pretty cool.
太他妈酷了 That was pretty damn cool.
我们应该绕过去 Uh, we should go around.
那多没礼貌啊？ How rude would that be?
这可能并不安全 It probably isn't safe.
非常安全 It's very safe.
欢迎来到萨布丽娜，我的家 Welcome to Sabrina, my home.
克莱尔，梅森 Claire, Mason,
这是我的老朋友埃内斯托-桑多瓦尔 this is my oldest friend Ernesto Sandoval.
他是这个村子的村长 He is the leader of this village.
这是我的荣幸 It's an honor.
你比电视上漂亮多了 You're much more beautiful than on TV.
绿巨人 The Hulk.
绿巨人让我害怕 The Hulk scares me.
他说了什么？ What did he say?
什么笑话吧 我猜 Something funny, I guess.
这是佩皮诺 This is Pepino.
他是村长的女婿 He is the, the son-in-law of the chief.
他明天会送我们进城 He will give us a ride into town tomorrow.
明天？ Tomorrow?
是的，梅森 Yes, Mason.
没有人敢在夜间 Nobody travels in this region
在这个地区出门 of the country at night.
甚至连雇佣兵都不行 Not even mercenaries.
把它当成稍事休息 Consider it a chance to rest
和洗去血迹的机会 and wash off the blood.
好的 OK.
天啊 Oh, my God!
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
我只是... I just...
我没有... I didn't...
什么也没看见 didn't see anything.
呼！ Whew!
哦 Oh.
很漂亮的纹身，女人 Nice ink, woman.
给我留下深刻印象 佩提斯先生 Color me impressed, Mr. Pettits.
一点也不娇小 Not petite at all.
我们可以开始采访了吗？ Shall we do the interview?
那你还想让我做什么？ So what do you want me to do again?
只是简单的按两次 Just a standard two-shot.
在基础训练中可没学到这些 Didn't exactly learn that in basic training.
只要确保我俩都在画面里就行 Just make sure we're both in the frame.
可以开始了吗？ Shall we begin?
请吧 Please.
好的 让我... OK. Let me just...
开拍了吗？ We're rolling?
嗯，是啊 Uh, yeah
韦内加斯总统，感谢您向我讲述 President Venegas, thank you for speaking to me
过去 12 小时内发生的事件 about the events that have transpired over the past 12 hours.
我真的很珍惜这次 I truly appreciate the opportunity
与你交谈的机会 of speaking with you.
世界很快就会知道，今天上午 The world will soon learn that earlier
早些时候，您在一场 this morning you survived an assassination attempt
导致你的整个安全团队死亡的 that resulted in the deaths
暗杀行动中幸免于难 of your entire security team.
很遗憾，是的 Sadly, yes.
你认为谁是这场未遂政变的幕后黑手？ Who do you think is behind this attempted coup?
长期以来，我们的土地及其矿产资源 Our land and its mineral resources have been exploited
一直在被外人开采 by outsiders for a very long time,
而这些外来者多年来一直在 and it is no secret that these outsiders
支持着我的总统职位 have propped up my presidency for many years
而我却背弃了我的人民 这也不是什么秘密 while I turned my back on my people.
中情局 特种空勤团，他们只是用来 The CIA, the SAS, they're only a tool
影响像我这种国家像我这种领导人的工具 to influence leaders like me in countries like mine,
但真正的权力一直掌握在首席执行官和股东们的手中 but the real power has always been in the hands
他们从我们的自然资源中赚取了数十亿美元 of CEOs and shareholders that make billions
而我们的人民却被剥削了 out of our natural resources on the back of my people.
就是说，这些公司才是企图谋杀你的幕后黑手？ So the corporations were behind the attempt on your life?
当时我也在场 袭击者看起来似乎是 I was with you. The attackers seemed like
职业军人 professional soldiers.
这些人什么买不到，克莱尔？ What can't these people buy, Claire?
你觉得企图暗杀很可怕吗？ You think an assassination attempt is scary?
试着告诉一家全球能源公司的首席执行官 Try telling the CEO of a global energy company
去操他妈吧，然后看着你的货币 to go fuck his mother and watch your currency drop
在电话会议结束时下跌 70% 70% by the end of the conference call.
帕尔多尼亚获得了第二次机会 Paldoñia has been blessed with a second chance.
我手里拿的是镧系元素 In my fists are lanthanides,
稀土金属 是制造每一项新技术的核心成分 rare earth metals that are the core component
比如手机、平板电脑、 for every new technology, cell phones, tablets,
电动汽车、核磁共振成像仪 electric cars, MRI machines.
这些公司，他们想以微不足道的价格 These corporations, they want to exploit
来开采我们的新资源 our new resource by a pittance of what it's worth,
我已经告诉他们，我不会允许的 and I have told them that I will not allow it,
这就是为什么他们要杀我 which is why they're trying to kill me.
帕尔多尼亚将成为这种世界上 Paldoñia will become the number one provider
最珍贵的金属的头号供应商 of the world's most precious metal.
我的承诺和我的遗产是 My promise, and my legacy
这些金属所带来的财富 is that wealth from these metals
将完全用于投资 will be invested solely and exclusively
让帕尔多尼亚的人民富裕起来 to enrich the people of Paldonia.
帕尔多尼亚万岁 Long Live Paldonia!
你的文章真不错 Quite a puff piece you got here.
是啊 Yeah.
就在桥上 他们来了 The bridge. Here they come.
你还记得吗？ Do you remember that?
你回来了 叭叭叭 拿着那个 You come back. Ba ba ba ba! Take that!
对不对？ Right?
我告诉你 I'm telling you.
你救了我的命 You saved my life.
令人印象深刻 Very impressive.
喔 Whoo!
再来点，再来点 Más, más.
跳的真好 漂亮 Bravo! Bravo!
你不必睡在椅子上 梅森 Y-you don't have to sleep in a chair, Mason.
我睡过更糟的 I've slept in worse.
想玩一个看谁先抢到床的游戏吗？ Want to play a game to see who gets the bed?
好的 如果你知道这是什么 OK. If you know what this is,
我会有麻烦的 I'm gonna be in trouble.
那是曼陀罗 That's a mandala.
我猜你是在印度纹的 I'm guessing you got it in India,
工作旅行 work trip.
好吧 OK.
好的 OK.
这是拉丁语 This is Latin.
她用自己的翅膀飞翔 She flies with her own wings.
这是拉丁语？它... That's Latin? It, um...
嗯...很酷 ahem... it's cool.
是的，我几年前纹的 Yeah. I got it a few years ago
提醒自己一切都会好起来的 as a reminder that everything's gonna work out fine.
你咋还需要提醒呢 And why would you need that reminder,
带着一个没有经验的保镖 aside from being here with an inexperienced bodyguard
还被雇佣兵追杀 and being hunted by mercenaries?
停下 Stop.
嗯...呵 Um... heh.
你能看到吗？ Can you see that?
是的 无政府状态？ Yep. Uh, anarchy?
怎么，你不相信任何形式的政府吗？ What, do you not believe in any form of government?
我十几岁的时候是不相信 I didn't when I was a teenager.
我非常叛逆 I was very rebellious.
我看得出来 I can buy that.
嗯 这让我投身于新闻行业 Hmm. It got me into journalism,
你知道，对抗权力 you know, confronting power,
与政府斗争，以查明真相 fighting governments to get to the truth.
何乐而不为呢？ What's not to love?
是啊，是啊。当然 Yeah, yeah. Of course.
所以，不管你怎么想 So whatever you thought,
我来这里是为了 I came here for the chance
有机会与独裁者对峙 to confront a dictator
让权力承担责任 and hold power to account.
这就是我来这里的原因 That's why I came here.
不是为了挽救我的事业 Not for my career.
也许对我的职业生涯是有点影响 Maybe a little bit for my career.
现在，你跟我说说 Now, you tell me something.
晚安 Good night.
你喜欢这个吗？ Are you enjoying this?
我只是在做我的工作 I'm just doing my job.
我也是 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
我...我不能 I c... I can't... I can't.
你还爱她 You still love her.
是啊 Yeah.
时机，对吗？ Timing, right?
是啊 最糟糕的时候 Yeah. The worst.
晚安 佩提斯先生 Good night, Mr. Pettits.
晚安 惠灵顿小姐 Good night, Miss Wellington.
早上好 Morning.
我们得走了 Yo. We got to go.
呵 Heh.
啊 你还是不让我去 Aww. You're still not gonna let me go
圣地亚哥港讲这个故事，嗯？ to Puerto Santiago to tell this story, huh?
当然不行 你得到了你的独家新闻 That's a negative. You got your exclusive.
我们把你带到安全的地方，你就可以报道了 We get you to safety, you break your story.
你觉得我的故事够精彩吗？ Do you think I have enough of a story?
我的意思是，不错，我让韦内加斯讲述了他的一面， I mean, yes, I have Venegas telling his side,
但这仍可能被当作 but it could still be dismissed as the rantings
一个独裁者试图解释 of a dictator trying to explain away
民众起义的咆哮 a popular revolt.
说的没错 That is true.
这个世界一直对我国 The world has always been largely apathetic
漠不关心 towards my country.
这对很多人都有好处，除了我国人民 That has served many well but not my people.
这就是为什么今天我要去圣地亚哥港 That is why today I am going to Puerto Santiago
为了我国人民的未来 for the future of my people.
非常鼓舞人心。我却只想 Very inspiring. I'm just gonna move
把拯救人民的妄想放到次要位置 the delusions of saving your people to the back burner
而不是让我们送命放到首要位置 and not getting us killed to the front burner.
你为什么在这里，梅森？ Why are you here, Mason?
什么？ What?
你为什么来帕尔多尼亚？ Yes. Why are you here in Paldoñia?
为了她为了保护她 For her. To protect her.
真的吗？这就是你来这里的原因？ Really? That's why you think you're here?
嗯 对于一个这样愤世嫉俗的人来说 Hmm. For such a cynical man,
你太天真了，梅森 you are hopelessly naive, Mason.
在这么多地方中，你被派到了这里 Out of all places, you were sent here.
问题是为什么，梅森 The question is why, Mason.
是梅森 Yo. It's Mason.
梅斯 你还好吗 我吓坏了 Mace. Are you OK? I'm freaking out here.
是啊 什么情况 兄弟？ Yeah. What's the story, bro?
你派我来这里，是因为你以为我会复仇 You sent me down here because you thought I'd roll over?
也许我太糟糕了会应付不了他？ Maybe I was too big of a mess to handle it?
因为我 欠了兄弟们很多 Because I, like, owned a bunch of these dudes.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
别这样 Come on, man.
你真的想让我相信你是随便派我 You really gonna try to convince me you sent me
到这里来见那个杀了我们一半朋友的人的 down here randomly to meet the guy who killed half our friends,
巧合的是，我一到这里 and then the day I get here, by coincidence,
就有一群南非人发动了政变？ there's a coup with a bunch of South Africans?
本来想得挺美的 It should be great.
梅斯，不是你想的那样，好吗？ Mace, it's not what you think, all right?
深呼吸 Just breathe.
我拿你当亲兄弟看待的 I love you like a brother.
我唯一想不通的是，你为什么要派我来？ Yeah? The only thing I can't figure out is why you needed me down here.
他们本来想让你处理掉他的 They wanted you to dispose of him.
杀了韦内加斯？ Kill Venegas?
在他的牧场 At his ranch.
他的一个保镖要给你一把枪 One of his bodyguards was gonna get you a gun,
把你偷偷带进他的卧室 sneak you into his bedroom.
是的，但为什么是我？ Yeah, but why me?
我以为干掉那个杀了我们兄弟的家伙 I thought it'd be a gift to take out the guy
会是个礼物 who killed our brothers,
但显然他的侄子认为韦内加斯 but apparently his nephew thought Venegas
产生了怀疑，所以他抢了先机 was hip to it, and he jumped the gun.
我绝不会派你去那里 I never would've sent you down there
如果我认为会发生政变的话 if I thought there was gonna be a coup.
塞布，你什么时候开始变得这么疯狂的？ Seb, what kind of insanity have you gotten yourself into?
你看 安全合同 Look. Security contracting,
你要和一些不怀好意的人打交道 you deal with some shady people.
有些东西会传染给你 Some of it rubs off on you.
这些人是谁？谁给你付的钱？ Who are these people? Who paid you?
南非人也是承包商 The South Africans are contractors, too.
惠灵顿要去采访时，他们找到了我 They approached me when the Wellington interview happened.
他们...他们...他们代表那些想要控制... They... they... they rep people who want to take control of the...
镧系元素 The lanthanides.
对 Right.
梅斯，有一个简单的解决办法 Mace, there's an easy fix here.
给韦内加斯一枪 Put a bullet in Venegas.
为了我们失去的兄弟 Do it for the guys we lost.
为了他的国家 Do it for his country.
为了这个世界 Do it for the world.
梅斯？ Mace? Ma...
喂？ Hello?
亲爱的？ Honey?
嗨，爸爸 Hi, Daddy.
嘿，呃... Hey. Uh...
嘿我...我只是想告诉你 hey. I, um... I just wanted to tell you
我非常爱你和妈妈 that I love you and Mommy so much.
我也爱你，爸爸 I love you too, Daddy.
爸爸，妈妈很伤心 Daddy, Mommy is sad.
你该回家了 You should come home.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
我保证很快就回家 I... I promise I'll be home soon.
妈妈在吗？ Hey. Is... is Mommy there?
你现在能让妈妈接电话吗？ Can you put Mom on the phone now?
好吧，但她告诉奶奶 OK, but she told Grandma that she doesn't
在你振作起来之前 want to talk to you again until you get
她不想再和你说话了 your shit together.
让妈妈听电话 亲爱的 Just put mom on the phone, sweetheart.
妈妈 爸爸的电话 Mommy! Daddy's on the phone.
好了，亲爱的你去准备吧 OK, honey. You go get ready.
好的 OK.
梅森？ Mason?
嘿 Hey.
你在哪里？ Where are you?
我在店里 在给凯西买点东西 I'm just in a shop getting Casey something.
听着 嗯... Listen. Um...
我只想说声谢谢 I just wanted to say thank you
谢谢你陪我走过这一切 for sticking with me through all this
我非常爱你 and that I love you very much.
哦 好的 我是说 你有点吓到我了 Oh. OK. I mean, you're kind of scaring me,
突然这样说 uh, with that.
不 不 这是...别担心 别担心 No, no. It's, it's... don't worry. Don't worry.
我爱你 I love you.
我也非常爱你 I... I love you, too, so much.
回家吧 平平安安地 Please just come home in one piece.
我这就去 好的 I'm on my way. OK.
感谢上帝 Thank God for that.
所以，当你走到这... So as you walk to this...
好吧 我要甩一甩裙子 好的 All right. I'll use some of the skirt. Yes.
你就在这里就位 You walk into position right here,
然后你就像 and then you go like
梅森？ Mason?
嘿 Hey.
我们今晚就去边境 We're heading for the border tonight.
什么？什么？ What? What?
我们要走了，就这样吧 We're leaving, and that's that.
不，不，等等 No, no. Wait.
别给我理由 Don't give me a reason.
韦内加斯在哪里？ Where's Venegas?
韦内加斯 Venegas!
老兄，别再跟踪我们了 Dude, stop following us already.
我可以这样说你 I could say the same thing to you,
但我更有礼貌 but I have much better manners.
我朋友有车 来吧 Mi amigo has a car. Come on!
我说，韦内加斯总统在哪里？ I said, Where is President Venegas?
我说 I said,
韦内加斯总统在哪里？ Where is President Venegas?
内斯托-桑多瓦尔 Nesto Sandoval.
韦内加斯总统在哪里？ Where is President Venegas?
这是你的车？ This is your car?
是的，先生 Sí señor.
看起来并不快 It doesn't look very fast.
我们该拿这东西怎么办？ What are we gonna do with this thing?
等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
让他去吧 Let him go.
这是唯一的出路 It's the only way out of this.
如果他们在这里杀了他，他们要杀了 If they kill him here, they kill every person
这个村子所有人 in this village.
我恨你 I hate you.
嘿！ Hey!
您要找韦内加斯？ You're looking for Venegas?
韦内加斯在这！ Here is Venegas!
嗯...你会骑马吗？ Um... Can you ride?
我能搞定 I'll manage.
好的 All right.
好的 等一下 OK. Hold on.
好的 OK.
哦 Oh.
上马 Get on.
什么？ What?
上马 Get on!
不 不 我非常怕马 No, no! I am very afraid of horses.
你有一半的照片都是骑在马背上的 Half of your pictures are on horses.
用 Photoshop 合成的 It was Photoshopped.
好吧，好吧 OK. OK.
我们走吧 Let's go!
好的 OK.
来吧！ come on!
哦，上帝啊 Oh, God!
抓住我的腰 Hold onto my waist!
这一点也不奇怪 This isn't weird at all.
我们走 杀了他们 Let's go! kill them now!
抓紧了 Hang tight!
克莱尔，这边 Claire, this way!
等等！ Wait, wait, wait!
克莱尔 跟我来 Claire, follow me!
Aah!
抓紧 Hang on!
待在那儿 待在那儿 Stay there. Stay there.
不要动 Do not move.
起来 过来 过来 Get up. Come here. Come here.
不要动 Stay still.
你好，惠灵顿小姐 Hello, Miss Wellington.
我可以叫你克莱尔吗？ May I call you Claire?
克莱尔在哪？ Where's Claire?
她就在我们后面 She was right behind us.
哦 Oh.
别担心 Don't worry.
如果我还活着，他们就不会伤害她 They won't hurt her if I'm still alive.
看来我要去圣地亚哥港了 Looks like I'm going to Puerto Santiago.
好极了 Excellent!
所以你收钱去发动私人战争？ So you take money to make private wars?
那是什么感觉？ What's that like?
你为什么不问问你的绿色贝雷帽？ Why don't you ask your Green Beret?
我也想，但我好像被雇佣兵绑架了 I would, but I seem to have been kidnapped by mercenaries.
亲爱的，我们刚刚把你从这个大陆有史以来 Sweetheart, we just saved you from the worst dictator
最糟糕的独裁者手中救了出来 this continent has ever seen.
我想，在你向我开枪的时候 I guess I missed the chivalry while you were
我错过了骑士精神 shooting at me.
我们瞄准的是他 We were shooting at him.
我们小队代表的是 Our group has been contracted on behalf
帕尔多尼亚人民 of the people of Paldoñia.
你是说，一场由企业阴谋主导的 You mean, a corporate-backed coup
主权国家政变？ of a sovereign nation?
要知道，大多数记者 You know, most journalists cause
只会制造混乱和狂热 chaos and frenzy but have no idea
但却对实际情况一无所知 what's actually going on.
我们在这里是为了给复杂的局势 We are here to bring stability and peace
带来稳定与和平 to a complicated situation.
你真的认为你的报道 You really think that your reporting
能改变当权者的意志？ can change the will of the powerful?
这听起来可能有点疯狂，但我确实是这么认为的 This might sound crazy, but, yes, I do.
这也是工作的一部分 Kind of part of the gig.
听起来确实不错 It certainly sounds nice,
我希望你是对的 克莱尔 and I wish you were right, Claire.
真的 I really do.
不幸的是，人们是愚蠢的 Unfortunately, people are foolish.
人们只想要诚实 People just want honesty.
他们不知道自己想要什么 They don't know what they want.
他们看不到重点 They can't see what matters.
他们需要照顾 They need looking after.
那么，什么才是最重要的？ So what matters?
重要的是力量 What matters is power.
你可以控制它利用它 You can hold it and use it.
谁在利用你？ And who's using you?
克莱尔，当然是那些不喜欢 Well, Claire, certainly people who don't like
你在做的事的人 what you're doing.
他们根本不把记者放在眼里 They don't give a rat's ass about journalists.
还有多远？ How much further?
我们快到了 We're almost there.
就在山脊那边 It's just over the ridge.
你唱什么？ What's with the singing, man?
你注意到了吗？ You noticed?
我相信，当一个人遇到危险时 Well, I believe that when one encounters danger,
你应该对着它唱 you should sing to it.
你想试试吗？ You care to try?
不太会唱歌 Not much of a singer.
也不怎么会跳舞 Not much of a dancer either.
你不怕时不时 You're not afraid of a big belly laugh
笑背过气去 啊 every now and again, huh?
当然不怕 Oh. Of course not.
我认为，人应该始终不要忘记欢笑 I believe that one should always remember to laugh.
我知道我为什么会在这里了 Well, I found out why I'm here.
哦 Oh.
他们想让我杀了你 They wanted me to kill you.
这就说得通了 That makes sense.
有吗？ It does?
当然了 Of course.
你怪我击落了你们的直升机 You blame me for shooting down your helicopter,
为你朋友的死，为你此后悲催的生活 for your friends dying, for your life ever since.
然后我已故的保镖曼努埃尔要给你一把枪 Then my late bodyguard Manuel gives you a gun
并带你进入我的卧室 and lets you into my bedroom.
等等，你知道这件事？ Wait. You knew about that?
我不是靠一无所知 I don't stay in power
来掌权的 梅森 by not knowing things, Mason.
我真不擅长当独裁者 I'd be so bad at being a dictator.
不，你会做得很好的 No. You'd be great at it.
就是不断地练习 It's just practice.
不过，我有一件重要的事情要告诉你 There is something important I need to tell you, though.
我没有击落你的直升机 I didn't shoot down your helicopter.
算了吧，伙计 Come on, man.
我当然知道不是你亲手干的 I know you didn't personally.
这是友军误伤 It was friendly fire.
你真的认为我们击落一架直升机 Do you really think we can stop an American invasion
就能阻止美国入侵吗？ by shooting down one helicopter?
我的意思是，当然，我知道你们会来 I mean, of course, I knew you guys were coming,
但我无法阻止你 but there was nothing I could do to stop you,
事实上，我正准备乘船逃去古巴 so as a matter of fact, I was getting ready to take a boat to Cuba,
突然，一架直升机被击落 and suddenly, a helicopter gets shot down,
一切就这样停止了 and everything stops just like that,
第二天早上，我的一位前赞助人 and the next morning, I get a visit
来拜访我，告诉我说 from one of my ex-patrons telling me that
下次直升机会安全降落的 the next time the helicopter would land
除非我签署了一些新的石油租约 unless I signed off some new oil leases,
我当然会这么做 which of course I did.
我们被人玩了 We were pawns.
你朋友的事我很遗憾，梅森 I am very sorry about your friends, Mason.
这一切都太疯狂了 It's just crazy how all this is going down
在你同意接受 10 年来的第一次采访之后 after you agree to do your first interview in 10 years.
所以你才需要克莱尔 Ah. That's why you needed Claire.
在他们把你赶出去 并用一个更听话的傀儡 You were gonna tell the truth before they could take you out
取代你之前，你必须说出真相 and replace you with somebody more user-friendly.
我们就在这里过夜吧 We'll stop here for the night,
然后，然后我们就去结束这场闹剧 and then, then we end the charade.
兄弟，你现在可真要了我的命 Brother, you are killing me right now.
我担心死你了 I'm worried sick about you.
你还和韦内加斯在一起吗？ Are you still with Venegas?
对 Yeah.
我和南非人断绝了关系 I cut ties with the South Africans.
我要让这事到此为止 I'm gonna make this go away.
老兄，我们得谈谈 Dude, we need to talk.
谢谢 Gracias.
谢谢 Thanks.
所以我同意了用你换克莱尔 So I agreed to trade you for Claire.
你当然会 Of course you did.
是啊，这是一个... Heh. Yeah, it's a...
我还没有完全考虑清楚的一招，但是... move I haven't totally thought through, but...
我能用一下您的电话吗？ May I please use your phone?
为了什么？ For what?
我要给我信任的人打电话 I am going to call someone I trust.
爱德华多-拉瓦托 Eduardo Lavato.
他是谁？ Who's that?
他是我的老朋友 He's an old friend
以及反对党的幕后主脑 and the shadow leader of the opposition party, too.
他非常足智多谋 He's very resourceful.
梅森，能请你坐下来 Mason, please, will you sit down and enjoy
和我一起品尝浓咖啡？ a cup of espresso with me?
这是帕尔多尼亚最好的一家，是吧？ It's the best one in Paldoñia, huh?
这是一个愚蠢的想法 This is a stupid idea.
谢谢你，亲爱的 Gracias, amor.
这句话怎么说来着？ What is that saying?
和朋友要更近 Keep your friends close,
和敌人要更亲近 keep your enemies closer.
是的，它出自“教父” Yes it's from"The Go"... it's from"The Godfather."
美国确实孕育了一些美妙的文化，你同意吗？ America does produce some wonderful culture, don't you agree?
老朋友 哈哈哈 Papi. Ha ha ha!
－你还活着 老朋友 －我还活着 - You're alive Papi! - I am!
很高兴见到你 It's good to see you.
袭击你们的不是我的人 It was not my men who attacked you.
我知道，我知道 I know, I know.
－浓咖啡？ －当然 - Espresso? - Naturally.
你是谁？ Who is this?
这是我的美国新朋友梅森-佩提斯 This is my new American friend Mason Pettits,
他很担心你 and he's very worried about you.
美国朋友？ An American friend?
你真的跌入谷底了 You really have hit bottom.
啊 坐下 坐下 Ah. Sit down. Sit down.
你知道我们 Did you know we went
一起上的中学？ to secondary school together?
耶稣会士 耶稣会士 Jesuits. Jesuits.
我可以告诉你 And I could tell you something.
他们没有让我们逃脱任何惩罚 They did not let us get away with anything.
半点都没有 Nada. Hmm?
太好吃了 This is delicious.
那就告诉我吧 So do tell.
人民工人党 What can the People's Worker Party
和/或帕尔多尼亚武装革命阵线 and/or The Armed Revolutionary Front
今天能为您做些什么？ of Paldoñia do for you today?
只是一个小忙，我的朋友 Just a petite favor, my friend.
所以，呃，我得问问 So, uh, I got to ask.
为什么要和一个天天骂我是小偷和屠夫 Why have an espresso with a man who calls me
还时不时在市中心放炸弹的人 a thief and a butcher on a daily basis
一起喝咖啡吗？ and every so often lets off a bomb downtown?
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
朋友，感知就是现实 Well, perception is reality, my friend.
我付钱给拉瓦托和他的抵抗力量 I pay Lavato and his resistance.
每隔几个月，我就让他们炸掉一辆车 Every couple of months, I let them blow up a car,
烧毁一栋建筑，组织一队大篷车 burn down a building, staging a caravan.
这就像...这就像一个蒸汽阀门，你知道吗？ It's like... it's like a steam valve, you know?
释放压力 Lets off pressure.
然后我打击他们，让每个人都知道 And then I crack down on them so everybody knows
他们需要韦内加斯发号施令？ they need Venegas to give order, huh?
我的叔公，他... My granduncle, he...
被你推翻的那个叔公？ Your granduncle you overthrew?
是的 就是那个 他一直不明白这一点 Yes, that one. He never understood this.
把一切都看成是针对他个人的 Took everything personally.
当然，这反噬了他 Of course, it backfired on him.
等等 So wait.
所以你...你收买了革命党？ So you... you bought the revolution?
更简单得多，也更便宜 Much simpler and a lot of cheaper.
就像你们美国人喜欢说的那样 It's like you Americans like to say,
双赢 A win-win.
你应该看看爱德华多的游泳池 哦 You should see Eduardo's pool. Oh!
让她待在那里 Keep her there.
科霍斯特上校？ Colonel Koehorst?
前南非特种空勤团 Former South African SAS.
三十二营 Three-two Battalion.
美国陆军特种部队？ U.S. Army Special Forces?
我？我是个律师 Me? I'm a lawyer.
对不起 名片用完了 Sorry. All out of business cards.
你这样做真是厚颜无耻 Pretty brazen thing you're doing here,
占领一个主权国家 taking over a sovereign nation.
主权？ Sovereign?
当一切都结束时，没有人会对 When all's said and done, no one's gonna have
我们在这里做的事情有任何意见 a problem with what we're doing here.
帕尔多尼亚人可能会 The people of Paldoñia might.
他们不会发现任何不一样 They won't know the difference.
维持现状，我的朋友 Status quo, my friend.
佩提斯中士，你应该做好你该做的 You should have done what was expected, Sergeant Pettits.
不 我绝不会碰他半根指头 Nah. I would have never gotten near him.
你看，韦内加斯早就知道大事不妙了 You see, Venegas knew it was going down.
你会惊讶于他所知道的一切 You'd be surprised what that guy knows actually.
他很聪明，衣品也不错 Sharp dude, great dresser.
那我们还要交换吗？ Are we doing this then?
开始吧 Let's do it.
把公主带下车 Bring the princess out of the car.
你该交出韦内加斯 Time for you to hand over Venegas
然后滚出这个国家了 and piss off out of the country.
如果你 5 秒内还不交人 If you don't do that in 5 seconds,
我就在你面前杀了你的委托人 I'm going to kill your client in front of you.
1...
2, 3, 4...
好的 OK. OK.
好的！ OK!
快走 Move!
走，走，走 Go, go, go!
那是什么？ What was that?
那是我的人民，克莱尔 That was my people, Claire, huh?
现在，我要向我的人民传达一个信息 Now I give my people a message,
你来和全世界分享 and you share it with the world.
好极了 我们开始吧 Great. Let's get started.
我可以通过“臭名昭著日报”进行直播 I... I can live feed it through Infamous Daily.
哦，不 Oh, no,no.
我不能在这里传达如此重要的信息 I cannot deliver such an important message from here.
我们必须在我的宫殿里进行 We have to do it from my palace
由我的侄子站在我身边 with my nephew by my side.
什么？我们直接走上前去 Come on. What, do we just go up
然后敲开大门？不行 and knock on the front door? No.
还有另外一条路 There is another way.
哦 小心你的头 好吗？ Oh. Watch your head there, OK?
这是我用来逃跑的隧道 This is the tunnel I used to escape
当他们 8 年前想要杀我的时候 when they tried to kill me 8 years ago.
你确定这条隧道没有守卫？ Are you sure this tunnel isn't guarded?
当然确定！ Absolutely!
所有知道这件事的人现在都死了 All the people who know about it are dead now.
那其他几次他们想杀你呢？ What about the other times they tried to kill you?
哦，都是不同的死人 Oh, that's different dead people.
我们走吧 Let's go.
不 谢谢 我不是来伤害你的 No, thank you. I am not here to hurt you.
没关系 It's OK.
这些是我的美国朋友 These are my American friends.
他们是来帮忙的 They are here to help.
这个女人在做什么？ What is this woman doing?
我要向全世界直播 I'm live streaming this to the entire world.
听我说 Listen to me.
当你对他们不再有用时 When you are no longer useful to them,
他们就会杀了你 they are going to kill you.
帕尔多尼亚值得拥有更美好的未来 Paldoñia deserves a better future,
而不是被大公司操纵 not one controlled by corporations.
我们...我们不必再做怪物了 We... we don't have to be monsters anymore.
好吗，对 Yes. Yes.
对了，对了 Yes. Yes.
你一直是我的最喜欢的 You've always been my favorite.
马丁内斯将军 General Martínez.
总统先生 El Presidente.
活蹦乱跳 Alive and kicking!
原来如此 So I see.
你还好吗？ You good?
是啊 Yeah.
我没事 我没事 Yeah. I'm OK.
看 看 Look. Look.
美第奇防弹服 Bulletproof suit from Medici.
我应该给你做一个 I should have one made for you.
豪尔赫 豪尔赫 Jorge. Jorge.
你没事了 你没事了 You're okay! You're okay!
你没事的 You're okay!
叔叔... Uncle...
他们杀了...我 They killed... me.
我...对不起 I'm s... I'm sorry.
投降！ Surrender!
士兵们 Soldiers!
我知道你们只是在服从命令 I know you are obeying orders.
我的孩子们 My children...
你不必这样做 You don't have to do this.
我的兄弟们 My brothers.
你们可以改变这个国家的命运 You can change the destiny of this country.
不是为我 Not for me.
而是为了你们 But for you.
为了你们的母亲 For your mothers.
为了你们的父亲 For your fathers.
为了你们的孩子 For your children.
这个国家流血太久了 This country has bled for too long.
这种疯狂必须结束 This madness has to end.
哦，该死 Oh, shit.
现在是战斗的时候了... Now is the time to fight...
为这片土地而战 Fight... for this land.
我的兄弟们 My brothers.
捍卫 Defend
你们的祖国 your homeland.
去吧 Go!
找掩护 Take cover!
压制火力！ Suppressing fire!
加油 为了帕尔多尼亚 Go! Go for Paldoñia!
嘿！现在不是瞎指挥的时候 Hey! Not the time for coaching.
妈的 Fuck, man!
斯皮尔伯格，你到底在干什么？ Spielberg, what the hell are you doing?
－什么？ －趴下 - What? - Stay down!
好吧 Fine!
走隧道 好吗 等等 等等 Take the tunnel, OK? Hold on. Hold on.
准备好了吗？走 Ready? Go, go, go!
跟我来跟我来 Follow me! Follow me!
梅森？ Mason?
快走，快走 Go, go!
你被击中了 You've been hit.
我没事 走 I'm fine! Go!
看到了吗？我没事 See? I'm fine.
进来吧 我们在这里很安全 Come in. We're safe here.
这就是我的男人避风塘 This is my man cave.
哦 想喝点什么吗？ Oh. You care for a drink?
对，我总是喜欢来杯单一麦芽威士忌 Yeah. I always love a single malt
在干掉几个雇佣兵之后 after I kneecap a few mercenaries.
来吧 梅森 接受现实吧 Come on, Mason. Embrace the suck.
啊哦 Uh-oh.
嗯啊！对了 Hmm. Ah! Yes.
这边走 来吧 This way. Come on.
韦内加斯先生？ Mr. Venegas?
总统先生？ Mr. President?
是的... Yes...
走 Go!
走 Go, go, go!
走，走，走 Go, go, go.
那边 那边 That way. That way.
我们必须走那条路 We have to go that way.
哇，哇，哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
趴下好的 Get down. OK.
我们走 我们走 好的 Let's go! Let's go! OK.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
替我向你的朋友们问好 Say hello to your mates for me.
可惜花了这么长时间才完成工作 Shame it took so long to finish the job.
你...你杀了我的朋友 You... you killed my friends.
我们有 7 个人 There were 7 of us.
RPG 没那么容易瞄准 RPGs aren't that easy to aim.
这只是一份工作，我的朋友 It's just a job, my friend.
嘿 Hey.
你从哪里学来的？ Where'd you learn that?
喉咙那招？ The throat thing?
这要感谢我的父亲 Thank my dad for that.
我说过我能帮忙 I told you I could help.
我们走吧 Let's go.
梅森 我现在真的需要你的帮助 Mason! I could really use your help right now.
妈的 Shit!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
什么？ What?
哦 哦 没什么 Oh, oh. Nothing.
继续拍摄 Keep shooting them.
好的 OK.
来吧 我们走 Come on! Let's go!
跟着我 On me!
走廊尽头 Down the hall!
嘿，兄弟 Hey, bro!
哈哈！小妞们都喜欢 Ha ha! Chicks Dig It!
这是一个内部笑话 It's an inside joke.
上 Go! Go! Go!
找掩护 Take cover!
来吧 Come on!
抱歉我来晚了，兄弟 Sorry I'm late, brother.
你在开玩笑吗？ You kidding me?
没想到我会这么说 Never thought I'd say this,
但我想向你介绍 but I'd like to introduce you
韦内加斯总统 to President Venegas.
欢迎来到帕尔多尼亚 Welcome to Paldoñia.
很高兴见到你... Nice to meet you...
我想是的 I think.
哦！ Oh!
撤退 Retreat!
全世界的目光依然聚焦在帕尔多尼亚身上 The eyes of the world are still fixed on Paldoñia,
政变失败的余波仍在继续 where the fallout from a failed coup continues to play out.
这是一次大胆的战地新闻行动 In a bold act of guerrilla journalism,
通过八卦网站无耻日报进行直播 using a live stream through gossip site Infamous Daily,
名人记者克莱尔-惠灵顿 celebrity reporter Claire Wellington provided
对这些令人震惊的事件进行了实况报道 on-the-ground coverage of these shocking events.
帕尔多尼亚军队被发现卷入了一场与 The Paldoñian military were seen in an intense gun battle
与我们现在所知的一家私营武装公司的 with members of what we now know to be
激烈枪战之中 a private military company.
惠灵顿女士还上传了 Ms. Wellington has also uploaded
对韦内加斯总统的独家专访 an exclusive uncut interview with President Venegas,
宣布了帕尔多尼亚政府体制的 announcing a surprising reversal
惊人逆转 in the Paldoñian system of government.
我知道作为一名记者 I know as a journalist
我应该保持客观 I'm supposed to stay objective and all,
但我不得不说，我真的很钦佩你所做的一切 but I have to say I really admire what you're doing.
你知道他们是怎么说的 Well, you know what they say.
会哭的孩子 The man who touches honey will eventually...
会有糖吃 lick his fingers.
哈哈！ Ha ha!
我真的很感谢你们两位 I really appreciate you two.
真的 I really do.
你看 世界终于看到了我们 And look. The world is finally seeing us,
这都是因为你，惠灵顿小姐 and it is all because of you, Miss Wellington.
看来你的纹身是对的 Looks like your tattoo was right.
一切都很顺利 Everything worked out just fine.
一切顺利，多亏了你 Worked out fine, thanks to you.
团队合作 Team effort.
是的！ Yes!
在正确的时间找到正确的人 The right people at the right time.
是啊 Yeah.
让我们向世界讲述一个故事 Let's go tell a story to the world.
我会跟随你的脚步 I will follow your lead.
等一下，让我知道一下 Hold up just one second just so I know.
现在这间屋子里有多少人想杀你？ How many people in this room want to kill you right now?
呃，可能是一半吧 Eh, probably half.
不，超过一半 No, more than half.
啊 我们走 走吧 Ah. Let's go. Come on.
欢迎光临 Welcome.
从今天起，我不再是帕尔多尼亚的总统 As of today, I am no longer the president of Paldoñia.
过渡政府已经成立 A transitional government has been put in place
直到下一次自由选举 until the next free elections.
在过渡时期，50 亿美元将投资 During this transitional period, $5 billion will be invested
在卫生 教育和基础设施方面 in health, education, and infrastructure.
这是对帕尔多尼亚人民的投资 This is an investment in the people of Paldoñia.
今天，你将拿回属于自己的东西 Today, you get back what is rightfully yours,
在未来的岁月里，我们将保护 and for the years to come, we'll protect
并控制这些资源的唯一目的... and control these resources with the sole purpose...
梅森 Mason.
让这个美丽的国家 Of giving this beautiful nation...
比如，呃，在他不流利的时候跳舞 Like, uh, dancing when he's, like, not fluent.
他简直... He's literally...
那只是因为 你知道... That's only because you know...
总之，我想教... Anyway, I want to teach...
爸爸 Daddy!
嘿 小甜心 哈哈！ Hey, Worm. Ha ha ha!
再看看这个 And check this out.
你的脸怎么了？ What happened to your face?
说来话长 It's a long story.
哦 宝贝 我回来了 Oh, baby. Here I am.
完好无损 In one piece.
你要知道，那个让你想离婚的 Just so you know, that broken man
破碎男人 他在南美洲 you wanted a divorce, he disappeared somewhere
不知去向了 in South America.
我真的希望你能重新考虑一下 I was really hoping you'd reconsider.
啊，你知道吗？ Ah, you know what?
我想我得去咨询一下我的律师了 I think I'm gonna have to consult my lawyer.
哦，梅森 Oh, Mason.
我给你送了一个“小”惊喜 谢谢你到帕尔多尼亚来
我只是要...临时停靠一下 I'm just gonna make a... quick stop.
天啊 Jesus
太棒了 Yes!
就这样 And just like that,
我看到了令人难以置信的面包车 I saw an incredible life of minivans,
玩耍聚会和游乐园的生活 play dates, and amusement parks,
这是我一生中第一次... and for the first time in my entire overachieving life...
不，是那支舞 No! That dance.
我很开心 I was happy.
怎么了？ What's up?
我们今天就休息一天 What do you say we just take the rest
和家人在一起，怎么样？ of the day off and spend it with the family?
喜欢吗？ Yeah, you like that?
－喜欢 －就这么办 - Yeah. - Let's do it.
你真可爱 为什么？ You're so cute. Why?
我有目标 I had purpose.
他说他不知道我知道 He says he doesn't know that I know.
我想他是知道的 I think he does know.
他在那里，然后我们就出来了 He was there, and then we came out,
而他，就像，只是家伙盯着 and he was, like, just dick staring,
这很奇怪，因为，你知道，就像， and it was, like, weird because, you know, like,
你只有2秒钟，5...最多5秒... you only have 2 seconds, 5... 5 tops...
嗯，因为它...它令人印象深刻 Well, because it's... it's impressive.
盯着男人的鸡巴看 To stare at a guy's dick.
你看，它就像一头自己的野兽 You look at that, it is like a beast of its own.
他...好像...我告诉你... He... it was, like... I'm telling you it was...
这是一条蛇。这是一个怪物 It's a snake. It's a monster.
8 密西西比州 8 Mississippi.
是啊，这是...是啊。好吧 还有什么？ Yeah, it's... yeah. All right. What else?
你确定自己是一名严肃的记者吗？ Are you a serious journalist for sure?
我肯定是一名严肃的记者 I am for sure a serious journalist,
我希望你们能认真对待我 and I would like you to take me seriously.
我不明白为什么... I don't understand why...
我想...经过刚才的事 我想我能做到 I think... I think I can do that after what just happened.
你没有不，这很公平 You're not. No, that's fair.
是啊 Yeah.
最多 2-5 秒，老兄 2-5 seconds max, dude.
我仍然感到非常抱歉 I am still very sorry.
我不知道你有这种感觉，但我们可以... I didn't know you felt this way, but we can...
这些是...这些是不成文的规定 Those are... those are unwritten rules
在每个基督教青年会的墙上 on the walls of every YMCA.
上面有房间，我们可以...我们可以把这个... There are rooms up there, We can... we can take this...
每个该死的基督教青年会都有 Every fucking YMCA has something
在浴室里最多盯着小弟弟看 5 秒钟 in the bathroom about 5 seconds dick staring max.
真的吗？是啊 Really? Yeah, man.
欢迎来到美国 Welcome to America.
取自《Dex7er》翻译