中英字幕制作 薛定谔的加菲猫
怀俄明州 默克罗夫特 1947年
上个星期 飞侠哥顿保护了巫后奥祖拉 Last week, Flash Gordon defended the Witch Queen Azura
对抗死星侏儒的攻击 from the attack of the Death dwarfs.
保罗宣示自己为蓝色魔界之王 Paul, having proclaimed himself King of Blue Magic Land
并指派鹰人约翰为军队总指挥官… offered John the Hawkman the command of the army...
去吧 保罗 Go on, then, Paul.
别太久哦 Don't be long.
保罗 Paul?
保罗 Paul.
保罗
加利福尼亚 圣地亚哥 如今
动漫展
他对我眨眼 他对我眨眼 He winked at me! He winked at me!
黑色信箱 内华达州 雷丘城
51区
我喜欢这里 I love it here.
感觉真是… You know, it feels so...
- 对 - 是啊 - Right. - Yeah.
我们可是离家八千里呢 We're 5,339 miles from home
但我觉得我们属于这里 and yet, somehow, I feel like we belong.
我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.
我想这是我有史以来最开心的一次 I think this is probably the most fun I have ever had.
很高兴我们来了 克莱夫 I'm so glad we came, Clive.
克莱夫 Clive?
- 可以吗 - 请便 - May I? - Be my guest.
- 谢谢 - 我自己站在那边 - Thank you. - I was over there, on my own.
这把是黑色吸血鬼 That there is the Black Vampire.
小心 Watch out.
这很利哦 She bites.
多少钱 How much?
1349.99美元 $1,349.99.
你不买吗 Aren't you gonna get it?
去他的剑（克林贡语）
了解 Fair enough.
亚当·谢德柴见面会
真不敢相信 我们要见到亚当·谢德柴了 I can't believe we're gonna meet Adam Shadowchild.
我知道 他是全世界最棒的 I know. He's, like, the coolest man in the world.
谢谢 Thank you.
请上前 欢迎 我的朋友 Come forth. Welcome, my friends.
我只想说《坠落星球》三部曲对我影响深远 I just wanted to say that the Planet Fall trilogy has been a huge influence
对我和我的作品都是 on me and on my work.
不会吧 你是作家 Don't tell me. You're a writer.
- 对 我是 - 很好 - I am, yeah. - Well, good.
他确实得过1992年的尼布隆奖 He actually won a Nebulon Award in 1992.
未满16岁少年拿下最佳科幻短篇 For best science fiction short story by a male under 16.
我正在写续集 I'm working on a follow-up.
我很想看看 Oh, I'd love to see that.
今天不成 Not today.
不 是法律问题 No, no. It's a legal thing.
我相信一定很棒 I'm sure it's good.
这封面真棒 三个奶头 That is a wonderful cover. Three tits.
太棒了 Awesome.
- 那是格雷姆 我的插画家 - 我是艺术家 - That was Graeme, my illustrator. - I'm an artist.
我希望赶快把东西完成 I'm hoping to complete it soon.
只是结局部分有点头痛 I'm just having a bit of trouble with the ending.
好吧 有个聪明人说 Well, a wise man said,
在你能编织美梦前 你得先编出好故事 "You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream."
哪个天才说的 Who said that?
就是我本人 刚刚说的 I did. I just said that.
两位 请离开 Move along, please, guys.
好 Yes.
- 很高兴认识你 - 不 不… - Very nice to meet you. - No, no...
谢谢 Thank you.
- 你们买书了 - 没有 - You bought a book? - No.
那就快滚 Then fuck off.
我们来和亚当拍张合照 Let's get a picture of you, me and Adam.
- 准备好了 - 好了 - Okay, ready. - Ready.
第三类接触 摘要
对 Yes.
- 是租车公司吗 - 对 - Is that the RV place? - Yes.
里面确定有两张单人床 And there's definitely two single beds?
因为旅馆就弄错了 Because there's been a bit of a mix-up at the hotel.
太好了 谢谢 Okay. Excellent. Thank you very much.
也祝你今天愉快 And have a nice day to you, as well.
- 租到了吗 - 在停车公园 - Is it here? - It's in the car park.
我想你是指"停车场" I think you mean "the parking lot."
当然喽 I sure do.
我用美国腔讲话呢 I did my American voice.
很棒吧 我们真的来美国了 It's amazing, isn't it? We're actually here. America.
我们梦想这天多久了 How long have we dreamt about this?
- 从小的梦想 - 对 - Since we were kids. - Yeah.
看看我们 都长大成人了 Now look at us. Grown men.
披萨 Pizza!
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi! - Hiya!
- 您好 先生 - 请进 - Good evening, sir. - Come on in.
- 要放在哪里 - 放床上吧 - Where can I set this down? - You could put it on the bed.
你们来度蜜月的 You guys on honeymoon?
不是 No.
别傻了 我们只是朋友 No, silly. We're just friends.
旅馆弄错了 我们订的不是双人床 We had a mix-up. The reservations were messed up.
放在桌上吧 我收一收 Pop it on the table here. Let me clear that.
- 公路旅行啊 - 对 - Ah, going on a road trip? - Yeah. Yes.
在动漫展之后 有什么比来趟 What better way to follow Comic-Con
美国知名的幽浮胜地之旅还棒的玩法呢 than a tour ofAmerica's most famous UFO hotspots?
我们要去51区 还有内华达州的黑色信箱 We're going to Area 51 and the Black Mailbox in Nevada,
往南到坎维德 然后是阿帕契交界点 then down to Camp Verde, then to Apache Junction
再到新墨西哥州的罗斯威尔 看1947年的幽浮失事地点 and then on down to Roswell, New Mexico for the site of the famous crash of '47.
- 不 - 每个人都知道 - No. - Everybody knows that.
别说了 那里只是谣传的 Stop it! It's an alleged site at this point.
如果不在这里 Why would they admit there was a crash,
何必确认这里失事 if the crash happened somewhere else?
我们要尊重不同意见 好吗 Let's just agree to disagree, all right?
我们最后总是这样说 That's what we always say at the end.
你相信外星人吗 Do you believe in aliens?
什么叫"外星人" What do you mean, "aliens"?
我来签账 好吗 I'll sign that check, shall I?
把地图拿开 披萨酱料滴在上面就糟了 Get that out of your way. Pizza grease on a map is the worst thing.
我们该睡觉 一大早要上路 We should turn in. We got an early start in the morning.
没错 Yeah.
你认为你会梦到什么 What do you think you're gonna dream about?
宽广的道路 刺激的冒险之类的 Oh, the open road. High adventure. That kind of thing.
嗯 Mmm.
- 你咧 - 神奇女侠 - You? - Wonder Woman.
- 拜托 不要 - 好的 - Please don't. - Okay.
- 准备好了吗 - 可以 - You ready? - Yeah.
好 那么 Okay. And...
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
好个烂展览 What an amazing Con.
兄弟 那只是开幕式而已 That, my friend, was just the beginning.
车来罗 Here you go.
那不是我们的 That's not ours.
不是 No?
没错 那才是 No. That's ours.
妈的半兽人 Fucking orcs!
加利福尼亚 华斯克巨岩
那只手 That one.
人类 Oh! People!
内华达州 51区
异形旅店 欢迎地球公民
笑一个 Smile.
"注意天空"还是"异形上路" "Watch the skies" or "Alien on board"?
"异形上路" 谢谢 "Alien on board," please.
好 确定就好 Okay. If you're sure.
动漫展好玩吗 So, how was Comic-Con?
我们见到亚当·谢德柴 We met Adam Shadowchild.
亚当·谢德柴是谁啊 Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?
他写过《金星泛生论》 Oh, hewrote The Venusian Pangenesis.
我没看过那本 I didn't read that one.
《珍妮星女郎和铜母鸡》呢 Jenny Starpepper and the Great Brass Hen?
没有 No.
《机器人情妇》 The Robot's Mistress?
我喜欢罗曼史 I like romances.
那也算罗曼史 That's kind of a romance.
- 人和机器的罗曼史 - 对 - Between a woman and a machine? - Yeah.
我喜欢 I hear that.
这附近你有没听过很多幽浮事件 Do you get a lot of UFO types around here?
听过一些 Some.
你相信吗 Do you believe?
喔 我相信 Oh, yes, I do.
这些地区一直有很多怪事 Been a lot of strange happenings in these parts.
要是宇宙中只有我们就太可惜了 Ah, it'd be a shame if we were the only souls in the universe.
光机率就不可能 Probability alone suggests not.
知道吗 在可观测的宇宙中 就有两千亿的星系 You know, there are 200 billion galaxies in the observable universe.
哇 Oh.
发人深思 对吧 Makes you think, doesn't it?
怎样 What?
宇宙的人都在哪里 Where is everybody?
砰 Boo!
哇咧 Oh.
有惊就好 Gotcha.
你们够了吗 或者还需要别的东西 So, you fellows set or can I get you something else?
我想再续杯咖啡 佩特 Oh, I think I would like a refill of coffee, please, Pat.
好的 你呢 小可爱 All right, then. How about you, pumpkin?
我可以来杯外星奶昔吗 Can I have an E.T. Malt, please?
要加烟火棒吗 Mmm. You want that with a sparkler?
耶 Yeah.
就当你同意了 I will take that as a yes.
我要去一下厕所 I think I might do a toilet.
真有趣 Pretty funny.
男异形 女厕
他就坐在公牛背上 He's sitting right there on top of that bull,
然后他说 "松开它" and he goes, "Cut her loose."
笑什么 What?
我又不认识你 I don't know you.
我看漫画 Comics.
是怎样啊 What was that about?
你认为我会作何感想 How you think that makes me feel?
对我无礼 Be rude to me?
蛋头 Ooh! Eggy,
有个外星人吐在我手上耶 an alien just sicked up in my palms.
克莱夫… Clive...
什么 What?
- 开玩笑的 - 别说了 - I'm joking. - Stop it.
他们有个肥皂碟 做成异形头的样子 真棒 They've got a soap dispenser in there shaped like an alien's head. It's brilliant!
- 有别人在 - 啥 - Someone's here. - What?
来喽 Here it comes!
那是… What in...
嘿 朋友 今天好吗 Hey, fellas! How you doing today?
这是哪里 同志酒吧吗 What is this, some kind of gay bar?
不是 只是个卖吃的地方 No. Just a place where you can get a bite to eat
也许再来点特别的邂逅 and maybe share a close encounter.
听起来就是同志酒吧 Yeah. It sounds like a gay bar.
不 我们只是朋友 Oh, no, we're just friends.
你们要来杯啤酒吗 So, you guys look like you could do with a couple beers.
你去张罗 You go do that.
好耶 快去 All right. You do that.
对 Yes.
喝一口 我来付帐 Get a sip. I'll get this.
别等找零了 Just leave it.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
别用同志的眼神打量我 Don't you put those queer eyes on me.
我没有 我忘了拿贴纸 I'm not. I forgot the sticker.
怎么那么久 What took you so long?
我把贴纸贴到车上了 I was putting the sticker on.
那两个人真凶 对吧 They were an odd pair, weren't they?
对 肯定非我族类 Yeah, definitely not my kind of people.
我想我们不会再见到他们了 I doubt very much we'll be seeing them again.
- 那不是他们的货车吧 - 不是 - That wasn't their truck, was it? - No.
- 要下车看看吗 - 不要 - Should I go and have a look? - No!
外星人公路
黑色信箱 The Black Mailbox.
哇 Wow!
这可能是我看过最酷的事 This is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen.
还记得我们用你妈的电脑上网搜寻 Do you remember when we Googled it on your mum's computer
结果电话响了 你以为是联邦调查局 and the phone rang and you thought it was the FBl?
我不是真的认为是联邦调查局 I didn't really think it was the FBl.
- 你还开始哭耶 - 我有时差 - You started crying. - I had jet lag.
到布鲁赛尔哪有时差 We'd only been to Brussels.
去站在旁边 对 Go stand next to it. Yep.
笑一个 Smile.
嘿 想像我们现在刚好遇到幽浮失事 Hey, imagine if we got buzzed by a craft.
那就太棒了 对吧 That would be amazing, wouldn't it?
飞碟就盘旋在我们上面 It just hovers over us
然后口袋里硬币全被磁化 然后我们被强光笼罩 and then all the coins in our pockets go magnetic, and then we get sunburned.
然后它就迅速升空 Then it just goes up really quickly.
笑一个 Smile!
如果他们真的降落 你会怎么做 What would you do if they actually landed?
最初的接触责任重大 对吧 Well, first contact is a big responsibility, isn't it?
他们声称和平拜访 我们却陷入疯狂 They come in peace, we go to pieces? Uh-uh.
我不会那样 That's not how I roll.
才不会 No.
那是什么 What's that?
你认为是那两个人吗 Do you think that's those men?
不是 No.
我们看够了 We've seen enough.
我们走 Let's go.
快走 快 Go, go, go!
他们跟好紧 Oh, they're gaining.
真像《激流四勇士》 This is like Deliverance!
他们会强暴我们 再打断我们的手 They're going to rape us and break our arms!
我不想断手断脚 I don't want my arms broken!
- 我要上厕所 - 你刚去过耶 - I need the toilet. - You've just been!
你知道我膀胱弱 You know I've got a child's bladder.
别让他们超车 Don't let them get past!
- 那要怎样 硬撞 - 那押金怎么办 - What do you want me to do, ram them? - What about the deposit?
不是他们 不是他们 It's not them! It's not them!
我的天 Oh, my God.
太可怕了 That was awful!
吓死人了 That was terrifying!
哈罗 Hello?
- 也许该打电话求救 - 对 - Maybe you should call for help. - Yeah.
在响了 It's ringing.
如果是我就不会打电话 I wouldn't do that if I were you.
把电话放下 Put the phone down.
妈的 Oh, fuck me.
- 你对他做了什么 - 没做什么 他晕倒了 - What have you done to him? - I didn't do anything to him. He fainted.
对 是你让他晕倒的 Yeah, but you made him faint!
对 但又不是我拿镭射枪把他射晕的 Yes. But it's not like I set my phaser to "Faint."
你有镭射枪 You've got a phaser?
不 我没… 听着 No, I don't... Look! Listen.
嘿 我真的需要你帮忙 行吗 Hey, I really need your help, okay?
可以把这家伙抬到你车上吗 Can we get this guy back onto your wagon?
你是外星人 Are you an alien?
对你来说 我是 To you, I am, yes.
你要探测我们 Are you gonna probe us?
为什么大家都以为会这样 Why does everyone always assume that?
我做了什么 我收集屁吗 我从屁股能学到什么 What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
什么 What?
抱歉 你叫什么名字 I'm sorry. What's your name?
我叫格雷姆·威利 It's Graeme Willy.
他呢 And what's his name?
他是作家 克莱夫·高林斯 That's the writer, Clive Gollings.
好极了 我是保罗 Okay, cool! I'm Paul.
保罗 Paul?
对 甩都甩不掉的绰号 Yeah. It's a nickname that stuck.
我的太空船撞到一只狗 这不重要 My ship crashed on a dog. It doesn't matter!
听着 我们把作家克莱夫·高林斯抬回露营车 Look! Can we get the writer, Clive Gollings, back on the RV
快点离开这里好吗 and get the hell out of here, please?
- 我不能… - 我麻烦大了 - I can't... - I'm in a hell of a pickle,
如果你不帮我 今晚我可能死在路上 and if you don't help me, I could die on this road tonight.
我不知道要急着决定 I don't know. We're on quite a tight schedule.
听着 老兄 有时你必须冒一次险 Look, man. Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice.
你怎么说 What do you say?
- 好吧 - 好耶 太棒了 - Okay. - Okay! Perfect! Great!
好 帮我抬另一边 Okay, help me grab him.
这家伙尿裤子了 This man has peed his pants.
对 他膀胱弱 Yeah, he's got a child's bladder.
哦 这下可好 Oh, fantastic.
外星人上路
不能再开快一点吗 Doesn't this thing go any faster?
抱歉 这里速限一百 所以… Well, I'm sorry, the speed limit is 70, so...
去它的速限 事实上不行 对 别超速 Screw the speed limit! Actually, no. Ooh, yeah. Don't screw it.
你想的周到 好吗 别引起注意 很好 That's good thinking. Okay? Stay inconspicuous. That's good.
为什么我听得懂你的话 How come I can understand you?
你用了某种语言转换器吗 Are you using some sort of neural language router?
事实上我说英语 你这白痴 Actually, I'm speaking English, you fucking idiot.
- 根本乱讲啦 - 那是人身攻击喔 - That's not nice. - That was mean.
听好 我有点紧张 我刚涉及一件严重车祸 Look, I'm little tense. I was just involved in a major car crash.
那是你乱开 That was your fault.
我踩不到脚踏板 我人小腿短 I can't reach the pedals. My legs are too little.
我得用手煞车 好吗 I had to use the parking brake, okay?
抱歉 你还在震惊中 I'm sorry. You're in shock right now.
我了解你一定觉得这很怪 I understand this must be very weird for you.
只要平常心 朝北开 行吗 Just act normal and drive north, okay?
我们要尽可能拉开和大头的距离 We gotta get as much distance as we can between us and the Big Guy.
佐尔 怎么回事 Zoil? What's happening?
- 他走了 - 可恶 - He's gone. - Shit!
看来他也搭上便车了 Looks like he hitched a ride, too.
- 什么意思 - 胎痕 - What do you mean? - Tire tracks.
那混蛋绑架人类 Bastard jacked a native?
可能还两个人 Could be two.
你不觉得这太巧了 Don't you think this is all a bit of a coincidence?
你是说他知道了 Are you suggesting he knew?
小混蛋可能联络家乡了 Little fucker might have phoned home.
拯救大队可能上路了 There might even be a rescue party on the way.
佐尔 我们要使出非常手段了 Zoil, we need to break out the big guns.
你觉得这样明智吗 我们最不需要的 Do you think that that's wise? The last thing we need is
就是引起骚动 a hoo-ha.
也许你说得对 Maybe you're right.
听着 我有两名干员在你北方75公里执行特别任务 Listen, I got two rookies on a special mission 75 clicks north of you.
我会请他们设立路障 I'll have them set up a roadblock.
只是一般平民 何不让我处理就好 These are just civilians. Why don't you let me take care of it?
你可能需要额外的人力 You might need the extra muscle.
只是别告诉他们 我不要走漏任何消息 Just keep them in the dark. I don't want any loose ends.
晚上的道路可能很崎岖的 These roads can be treacherous at night.
人们经常遇上意外的 People get into accidents all the time.
我喜欢你的想法 去搞定 I like your thinking. Get it done.
葛帝三明治 75公里处最美味潜艇堡
注意 我们有新的任务 Heads up. We just got reassigned.
很好 Nice.
三明治怎么办 What about the sandwich?
- 她说我们可以分着吃 - 我喜欢这个工作 - She said we can share it. - Oh, I love this job.
老兄 我急需解放 Man, I needed that.
我喜欢吃开心果 I love pistachios.
我讨厌拿到外壳紧闭的 对吧 I hate it when you get a closed one, right?
我通常会咬开它们 I usually just bite them.
不 你不能那样做 No. You don't do that at all.
你要用敲的 如果打不开 就该丢掉了 You tap them, if they don't open on their own, you throw them away.
不 那是贝类才这样 No, that's mussels.
不 是开心果 No, it's pistachios.
- 搞啥 - 克莱夫 住手 你干嘛 - What the fuck? - Clive, stop it! What are you doing?
你是何方神圣 What are you?
格雷姆（克林贡语）
抓他的腿（克林贡语）
他没问题 他很友善 他叫保罗 He's okay. He's fine. He's friendly. His name's Paul.
外星人不能叫"保罗" Aliens aren't called "Paul."
那是克林贡语 你们真是疯子 Was that Klingon? You psychotic nerd!
保罗来自一个小型M级星球 Paul is from a small M-class planet
位于仙女星系的北方旋臂 in the northern spiral arm of the Andromeda Galaxy.
谢谢 Thank you.
他也太明显了嘛 He looks too obvious.
那是有原因的 克莱夫 There's a reason for that, Clive.
过去六十年来 人类一直在强力灌输我的脸 Over the last 60 years the human race has been drip-fed images of my face
还印在便当盒 T恤等等 on lunchboxes and T-shirts and shit.
万一遇上我们族人 你们才不会突然抓狂 It's in case our species do meet, you don't have a fucking spaz attack!
我才没有抓狂 I did not have a spaz attack!
别再这样做 那是我的啾器 - Don't do it again! - That's my fucking jorph.
快把手拿开 如果我的啾器受感染 你死定了 Get your fucking fingers out of there! If I get a jorph infection, you're dead!
- 我的天 - 惨了 - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit!
保罗 Paul.
保罗 Paul?
好 可能就是这个了 再说一次我们在追查什么呢 Okay, okay. This could be it. So, what are we looking for, again?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 你来美国做什么 - 来度假 - What brings you to USA? - We're on holiday.
我们去了动漫展 We've been to Comic-Con.
动漫展 别告诉欧莱利 Comic-Con? Don't tell O'Reilly.
他爱那些蠢玩意 He loves that dweeb shit.
你们知道本尼·希尔吗 You guys know Benny Hill?
- 不知道 - 不知道 - No. - No.
我的天 看看这个 Oh, my God! Look at this!
- 什么 - 看啊 - What? - Look at this!
什么 What?
这些家伙见过亚当·谢德柴 These guys have met Adam Shadowchild.
亚当·谢德柴是谁啊 Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?
他写了《木星惯例》 Hewrote The Jupiter Praxis.
什么 What?
《珍妮星女郎和白色巨猿》 Jenny Starpepper and the Huge White Gibbon?
《蛾之夜》 Night of the Moths?
你们讲的是英语吗 到底在说什么 Are you speaking English? What are you talking about?
太棒了 他是什么样子 Brilliant! What was he like?
他有些脾气 He was a bit intense.
艺术家嘛 Well, he's an artist.
让我看 这是什么 怪胎色情漫画 Let me see this. What is this, nerd porn?
- 不 那是克莱夫的… - 是我的小说 - No, that's Clive's... - It's my novel.
好 Okay.
三个奶头 了不起 Ha. Three tits. That's awesome.
你们该画四个的 You guys should have given her four tits.
那真变态 That's just sick.
只是说说 I was just saying.
嘿 你认为该看看吗 Hey, do you think this is it?
我很怀疑 里面还有什么 Doubtful. What else did you find in there?
没什么 只有尿湿的裤子 Not much. Just some pissy jeans.
- 克莱夫的膀胱… - 闭嘴 - Clive's got a child's... - Shut up.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 好 你们可以走了 - 谢谢 - Okay. You guys can go. - Thank you.
我可以拿回… 谢谢 Can I have my... Thank you very much.
可以问一下你们在查什么吗 May I ask what you're searching for?
不行 No.
谢谢 走吧 格雷姆 Thank you. Come on, Graeme.
做得好 硬汉 Way to go, Dirty Harry!
你注意到了 That was all right, right?
注意到 天啊 我当然注意到了 All right? That was great energy, man.
娘炮就像这样 不是这样 That's it... Is right. It was like... Not...
- 我以为那样就行 - 不 那是你想太多 - I thought it was okay. - No, you're thinking about it too much.
- 你这么认为 - 拜托喔 他们都两腿在发抖了 - You think so? Mmm-hmm. -Oh, God. They were shaking in their boots.
我想事情很明显了 对吧 I think it's pretty obvious what happened there, isn't it?
是吗 Is it?
政府在黑色信箱上刷了某种含神经毒素的油漆 The government used some kind of neurotoxic paint on the Black Mailbox.
让我们同时产生外星人的幻觉 It caused us to suffer a shared hallucination about an alien.
挺合理的 It makes complete sense.
错了 Wrong!
你的老二不见了 Your dick is gone.
你蛋蛋不见了 Hmm. Your balls are gone.
不 Oh, no!
怎么了 What?
拜托 成熟点 有没有看到我的短裤 Come on, grow up. You guys seen my shorts?
你是怎么做的 你是怎么隐形的 How did you do that? How did you go invisible?
哦 那是伪装的反应 Oh, it's a camouflage response.
怎么 像《铁血战士》 What, like, Predator?
没错 只不过我要变色隐形 必须屏住呼吸 Exactly! Although I can only do it while I'm holding my breath.
但你随时都能隐形 But you can do it any time you want?
随时 Any time.
真像他 That's just like him.
我是这里唯一正常的人吗 Am I the only sane person here?
你又不用担心 对吧 你会回到51区 It's all right for you, isn't it? You'll go back to Area 51 .
我们则因窝藏逃犯被捕 送去关塔那摩湾监狱 We'll be arrested for harboring a fugitive and sent to Guantanamo Bay!
我去弄点贝果和咖啡好吗 Why don't I go make some bagels and coffee?
让你们清静一下 Leave you two alone.
你怎么回事 克莱夫 What's the matter, Clive?
厨房有个外星人在准备贝果和咖啡 There is an alien in the kitchenette, making bagels and coffee.
- 你想喝茶 - 不 我不要茶 - Did you want tea? - No, I don't want tea!
对 因为美国茶很怪 Right, because tea is weird in America.
他们把茶包搁在里面 They leave the bag in.
真正很怪的是我们 让一个外星人搭便车 格雷姆 What's weird, Graeme, is the fact that we've picked up an extraterrestrial hitchhiker
而你似乎完全无所谓 and you seem completely fine with it!
贝果和咖啡 Bagels and coffee
酵母酱 Ooh! Marmite!
他说他有生命危险 他需要我们的帮忙 行吗 He said his life's in danger. He needs our help, you know?
有时你必须冒一次险 Sometimes, you've just gotta roll the dice.
万一我们醒来 发现他拿探测器插入我们屁眼呢 What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus?
显然外星人不那样做 Apparently, they don't do that.
有人要这个吗 Anyone want one of these?
有人要吗 要吗 Eh? Anyone? Anyone?
48 49 50 Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty.
来了 管你躲好没有 Coming! Ready or not, you son of a bitch.
- 另一个人呢 - 我不知道 长官 - Where's the other one? - I don't know, sir.
海格 Haggard!
抱歉 我们只是在… Sorry, it's just, we were...
海格 Haggard!
真行 Nice.
快过来 这家伙是高层的 Get over here. It's a guy with a badge.
我们只是在玩捉迷藏 杀杀时间 We were just playing hide and seek, because we had a lot of time.
快点 Hurry up!
我刚躲起来 I was hiding.
有车子经过吗 You have any traffic through here?
只有一些乡下人 还有两个开露营车的怪胎 No, just a couple of hillbilly types and two nerds in an RV.
怪胎 Nerds, huh?
对 他们去了动漫展 还见到亚当·谢德柴 Yes, they were coming from Comic-Con. They met Adam Shadowchild.
亚当·谢德柴是谁 Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?
他写过《监狱船441》 Hewrote Prisonhulk Four-Forty-One, okay?
《珍妮星女郎跟唾沫虫》 《熔解天王星》 Jenny Starpepper and the Spitting Worm. Fluxing Uranus.
你知道自己是成年人吧 You know you're a grown man, right?
应该刮胡子 付税 毛长齐了 Probably shave, pay taxes, have pubic hair?
都有了 All of those things.
- 你有搜过车子吗 - 有 长官 - Did you search that vehicle? - Yes, sir.
- 找到什么 - 没什么 - What did you find? - Nothing much.
只有一本书 封面是三个奶头的绿色女人 Just a book with a green woman with three titties.
奶头 三个奶头 Titties. Three titties.
三个奶头 了不起 Three tits. That's awesome.
还有尿湿的裤子 Oh, and some pissy jeans.
- 那家伙尿裤子 - 别说了 - Guy pissed himself. - Close that.
不知他是否常这样 还是… I don't know if he had a pre-existing problem or...
听好 阿呆 阿瓜 Listen to me, Frik and Fuck.
我要你们努力回想那个尿裤子的怪胎 行吗 I want everything you can remember about the pissy nerds, okay?
我们走吧 We're leaving.
那临检呢 What about the roadblock, sir?
不必了 It didn't work.
来去撤路障吧 那没路用 We gotta take down that roadblock. It didn't work.
我就在你旁边 I'm standing right next to you.
嘿 Hey!
花生奶油口味的 对 Reese's Pieces! Yes!
谢了 Thank you.
我听说雷丘那边的公路发生意外 I heard there was a commotion on the road after Rachel.
怪了 我没听说啊 Funny, I didn't hear nothing.
- 八成是阿兵哥闹事 - 对 - It must have been the boys out at the base. - Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
- 太多了吧 - 什么 - That's a bit much, isn't it? - What?
全放回去 Put it all back.
只要甜甜圈和牛奶巧克力 Except the donuts and the chocolate milk.
还有墨西哥卷 芝多士和菲多士 And the burritos, Cheetos and Fritos.
- 那保罗要的花生奶油巧克力呢 - 快点就对了 - What about Paul's Reese's Pieces? - Just hurry up. Please.
不 你先结账 No, you go right ahead.
你确定 谢谢 Are you sure? Thank you. Thank you.
- 外头那猛兽是你们的 - 什么 - That beast outside yours? - What?
- "猛兽"是什么意思 - 你的露营车啊 - What do you mean "beast"? - Your RV?
是… 对 露营车… Oh, the... Yes. The RV is...
不… 对 No... Yes.
你们从哪来的 Where are you boys from?
- 英国 - 英国 - England. - England.
我听说过 英国警察不带枪 I heard about England. No guns.
- 不普遍 - 不多 - Not many. - Not really.
大多是农夫 Just, you know, farmers.
这样警察怎么对歹徒开枪 How are police supposed to shoot anybody?
- 他们不开枪 - 他们通常不会 - They don't. - They try not to.
总共15.58美元 That'll be $15.58.
20美元 不用找了 捐给慈善机构之类的 $20. Just keep the change, and give it to charity, or something.
你做得真好 格雷姆 You did amazing, Graeme!
那个警察完全没怀疑 That cop didn't suspect a thing!
还有克莱夫 And, Clive,
你没有尿裤子 you didn't pee your pants.
我不想扫你兴 但你在要求我们冒险 知道吗 I don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but you are asking a lot of us, all right?
我们才刚认识 我们不知道要去哪里 为什么要去 We've only just met, we don't know where we're going, or why.
你不觉得欠我们一个解释 You don't think we're due an explanation?
你们知道的越少越好 Look, the less you guys know, the better.
我要你们得以正大光明的否认 I want you to have plausible deniability.
这么说吧 我在基地住了很久 以为我是客人 Let's just say I spent a long time at that base thinking I was a guest.
结果 Turns out
我只是个犯人 I was a prisoner.
但是别担心 一切都在我… But don't worry. I got it all under...
妈的 吓了我一大跳 Fuck, that made me jump.
可怜的小东西 Poor little thing!
你也无能为力了 伙伴 Nothing you could've done, mate.
你在干什么 What you doing?
仔细看 Just watch.
真是奇迹 It's a miracle!
我会想念这种美味的 Man, I'm gonna miss these. Mmm.
你干嘛这样做 Why would you do that?
我才不要吃死鸟呢 I'm not going to eat a dead bird, am I?
我快要疯狂 Going out of my mind
你让我觉得我在浪费时间 You got me thinking that I'm wasting my time
别让我失望 Don't bring me down
快点 二位 Come on, guys!
11点 12点 11:00, 12:00! 11:00, 12:00!
山区时区 请把手表拨快一小时
快点 真好玩 Come on! It's fun!
仔细想想 这是时光旅行 lf you think about it, it's time travel.
11点 12点 11:00, 12:00!
对 就是这样 Yes! All right!
- 我看看 - 不 坐好别动 - Let me see. - No, just sit still.
你要把我画得像那些法国女郎一样吗 杰克 You gonna draw me like one of your French girls, Jack?
我开玩笑 抱歉 I'm joking. I'm sorry.
别把我画得太胖 好吗 地心引力会多五公斤 Just don't make me look fat, okay? Earth's gravity adds 1 0 pounds.
保罗 可以问你一件事吗 Paul, could I ask you a question?
问吧 Shoot!
你曾经对人类做过同样的事吗 Have you ever done that to a person?
对 我吃过不少人 Yes, I've eaten many people.
我开玩笑的 老兄 放心啦 I'm joking, big guy. Relax.
不 我是说起死回生 No, I mean, fix them.
不 死人没有 Oh. No. Not a dead person.
刚死的鸟 那是一回事 死透的人 那又是另一回事 Recently dead bird? That's one thing. Dead person? Whole other ball game.
事实上对我挺危险的损害可能传回我身上… It's actually really dangerous for me. The damage can bounce back onto me and...
抱歉 你觉得无趣 这个你以前就听过了 Oh, I'm sorry. Am I boring you? Have you heard this one before?
你累了吗 香肠哥 Are you tired, Sausage?
别在他面前叫我那个 Don't call me that in front of him.
你累了吗 Are you tired, though?
蛋头 我累昏了 Eggy, I'm bushed.
你知道吗 我们都累了 You know what? We're all tired.
我们车子停路边 今晚好好睡个觉吧 Let's just pull over and stop for the night, huh?
我们在逃亡好吗 保罗 We're fugitives, Paul, all right?
我不要坐以待毙 让MIB的人抓到我们 I refuse to just sit around and wait to get fingered by the Men in Black.
我们只要找个静僻处 不要引起注意就好 We just gotta find somewhere quiet. We won't draw attention to ourselves.
但我们要去哪里 保罗 But where are we going, Paul?
你看到就知道了 Oh, you'll know it when you see it.
- 两个白人 - 两个奇怪的白人 - Two white guys? - Two strange white guys.
奇怪的白人 好 点了什么奇怪的东西吗 Strange white guys. Got it. Order anything weird?
巧克力牛奶 Chocolate milk.
巧克力 巧克力 巧克力 Chocolate... Chocolate? Chocolate...
佐尔 快回报 Zoil, report.
我们查出他到过伊莱的加油站 We've tracked him to a gas station in Ely.
我们认为他可能和两个英国佬搭露营车旅行 We think he may be traveling in an RV with two men from England.
新英格兰吗 New England?
是英国 Old England.
讨厌 他们是谁 英国情报局 Creepy. What are they, Ml6?
不是 只是来参加动漫展的怪胎 Negative. Just a couple of nerds on the lam from Comic-Con.
我姐的小孩也有去 My sister's kid went to that.
卡漫小混蛋 Little manga faggot.
事情不太对劲 我觉得内部有人帮他 Zoil, something doesn't feel right. I think he had help on the inside.
那两个英国怪胎要灭口 I want those nerds iced
那个小绿妖如果不乖乖回来 就尽快做掉他 and that little green prick either back in his fishbowl or dead ASAP.
我快找到他了 我知道 I'm closing in. I can feel it.
24小时之内 我要他后悔来到地球 ln 24 hours he's gonna wish he never set foot on planet Earth.
很好 Good.
天堂之门露营地
好 我们到了 就是这里 Okay. Here we are. This is the place.
对 看起来不错 Yeah, this looks good.
对啊 完全不像杀人弃尸的地点 It doesn't look like anyone's been murdered here.
太安静了吧 Awfully quiet.
安静才好 格雷姆 安静就安全 Quiet's good, Graeme. Quiet's our friend.
嗨 你好 Hi, there.
外头有个女孩 There's a girl outside.
好 听着 Okay. All right. Look.
我们只是两个普通人 We're just a couple of regular guys
来看看观光客较少的美国中西部 on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest.
我想她听不到你说话 I don't think she heard you.
我是在告诉你 I'm talking to you.
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
嗨 我是鲁思·巴格斯 Hi. I'm Ruth Buggs.
晚安鲁思 我是作家克莱夫·高林斯 Good evening, Ruth. I am the writer, Clive Gollings.
这是我的朋友兼合伙人 格雷姆·威利 This is my friend and cohort, Mr. Graeme Willy.
嗨 Hi.
你们有空位吗 Have you got room?
当然 停在九号停车格 Sure. Yeah, park in bay nine.
一晚25美元 包含水电 It's $25 a night, including hookups
需要押证件 and I'll need an ID to hold onto.
好 Okay.
我们只是两个普通人 We're just a couple of regular guys
来看看观光客较少的美国中西部 on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest.
- 好刺激喔 - 那当然 - How exciting. - I know.
给你 这是我的护照 There you go. It's my passport.
英国 我爱英国 The UK. I love the UK.
- 你去过吗 - 没有 - Have you been? - No.
快去啊 You should go.
好 Oh. Okay.
不 我是说你该去伦敦 No, no, I meant, you should go to London.
我想去的地方很多 There's a lot of places I want to go.
鲁思 鲁思 快进来 Ruth! Ruth! Get in here!
我明天过来和你们收钱 I'll be by in the morning to get your money
那就祝你们晚安喽 so have a pleasant evening now, won't you?
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - And you. Bye.
她很可爱 She was lovely.
那你干嘛不娶她 Why don't you just marry her, then?
砰 Boo!
屡试不爽 Every time, it works!
30秒前我才做过耶 That was 30 seconds ago, I did it.
- 怎么去那么久 - 我只是聊聊天 爸爸 - What took you so long? - I was just talking, Papa.
你也太多话了 Well, you talk too much.
抱歉 爸爸 Sorry, Papa.
哈罗 Hello.
- 你要香烟吗 - 不 我不抽烟 - You want a cigarette? - No, thanks. I don't smoke.
- 可以问你一件事吗 - 当然 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah, sure.
- 你和格雷姆是… - 什么 - You and Graeme, are you guys... - What?
你知道的… You know...
你知道啊 就两个男人… You know! You guys, two guys...
我真不敢相信 Fucking kidding me?
你们到底… What are you...
- 我不知道你在说什么 - 同性恋 - I don't know what you mean. - Gay!
不是 为何大家一直这样说 No! Why do people keep saying that?
没事 我只是好奇 No, I was just wondering.
是也没关系 我的星球人人都是双性恋 It's totally cool if you are. Everyone's bi on my planet.
快乐就好 你懂我意思吧 It's all about the pleasure thing. You know what I'm saying?
你来地球干什么 保罗 Why are you here, Paul?
事实上我来进行科学任务 Oh, I was here on a science mission, actually,
后来我的太空船出了问题 and then I had some spaceship-related problems,
就失事坠毁了 and I kind of crashed.
幸好有个小女孩 Lucky for me though, this little girl,
把我拉出太空船 she pulls me out of the wreck.
接着那些人就来了 把我载到基地 Next thing I know, guys arrive, cart me off to the base.
你这些年在地球都在干嘛 What have you been doing here all this time?
就混日子啊 老兄 忙着和人类讲话 I've been kicking back, man. I've been shooting the shit.
我一直担任政府顾问 I've been advising the government.
不光是政府 Not just the government.
我要他要有某种特殊能力 I want him to have some kind of a special power.
类似创造奇迹 Something messianic.
好的 史蒂芬 那就细胞重生如何 Okay, Steven, how about cellular revivification?
嗯 我不知道那是什么 Yeah, I don't know what that is.
就是重建坏死的细胞 Oh. Restoration of damaged tissue
透过内在记忆以心灵感应进行 through telepathic manipulation of intrinsic field memory.
- 什么意思 - 就是治疗 史匹柏先生 - What's that mean? - It means healing, Mr. Spielberg.
对 好耶 治疗 Yeah, right. Healing.
可以透过碰触之类的 By touch, or something like that.
如果在碰触时 他的指尖会亮起来呢 Maybe his finger lights up at the end when he reaches out and touches?
也许不错 有时我觉得少即是多 Maybe. You know, sometimes I find less is more.
嘿 相信我 Hey. Trust me.
你会讶异 他对这60年来的通俗文化 You'd be surprised how much he's influenced popular culture
影响有多深 over the last 60 years.
穆德探员说得对 Agent Mulder was right.
- 穆德探员是我的点子 - 真的 - Agent Mulder was my idea! - Really?
- 哇 - 对 - Wow! - Yeah!
真酷 That's cool.
开大声点 地球人 我爱这首歌 Pump that shit, Earth-man. I like this song. Mmm.
我爱马文 Marvin's my boy.
来吧 动起来 帅哥 Come on. Break it down a bit, boys.
别怕嘛 Don't be afraid.
看看我 我在跳舞 Yeah, look at me, I'm breaking it down.
钳子脚 Use them tongs.
跳起来 Dance with those tongs.
掀起火花 Stoke the fire!
对 Yes.
鲁思 祷告了 Ruth! Prayers!
我不知道这首歌的歌词 I don't know the words to this song.
没人知道 No one does!
嘿 各位 让我们大醉一场 Hey! Guys, let's get fucked up.
谁在敲门 别敲了 Oh, who's knocking? Stop it.
- 你在干嘛 - 别说话 - What are you doing? - Oh, shut up.
我躲到里面 I'll hide in here.
- 别出来 - 我干嘛出来 - Don't come out. - Why would I come out?
- 是谁 - 是鲁思 - Who is it? - It's Ruth.
你敢开门试试看 Ooh... Don't you dare open that door.
- 嗨 - 哈罗 - Hi. - Hello.
早安 我能进去吗 Good morning. May I come in?
- 不 你最好不要 - 行啊 进来吧 - No. I don't think you should come in. - Yeah. Make yourself at home.
- 我服装不整 - 当然 请进 - I'm not really dressed. - Sure. In you come.
一切都好吗 Oh, was everything okay?
- 好的不得了 世界第一等 - 还可以 谢谢 马马虎虎 - Yes it was. It was very nice. The best. Ever. - Yes, thank you. Adequate.
另一个人呢 So, where's the other one?
另一个 就只有… The other one? It's just...
没关系 我们不是算人头的 Oh, oh. It's okay, we don't charge by the person.
昨晚我看到 有三个人在跳舞的影子 There were three shadows I saw dancing around the RV last night, right?
- 另一个人 - 他… - The other one. The other one. - Oh... He...
我在厕所 昨天吃到壳没开的开心果 I'm in the can. I ate a closed pistachio.
现在尝到苦头了 I'm paying for it.
- 很棒的T恤 - 谢谢 我在教堂买的 - That's a nice T-shirt. -Oh, thanks. I got it at my church.
是耶稣枪杀达尔文 It's Jesus shooting Charles Darwin.
为何耶稣要枪杀达尔文 Why would Jesus want to shoot Charles Darwin?
因为他亵渎的学说 Because of his blasphemous theories.
你们信奉上帝吗 Are you men of God?
我们相信科学 We're men of science, you know.
我们相信物种的建立 We believe in the establishment of a biological order
是经由物理和化学的冲击演变 through the maelstrom of physical and chemical chaos.
上帝在六天之内创造人间 在第七天他休息 God created the Earth in six days, and on the seventh day he rested.
是喔 Really?
是不是上帝你也不知道 对吧 反正都在天上 Or it could be God. You don't know, do you? It's up in the air.
这个世界已经四千年了 全是造物主的智慧结晶 The world is 4,000 years old and can only be the product of intelligent design.
真是鬼扯 Oh, that's horseshit.
好吧 All right, well, then,
不然请你解释 人类的眼睛构造那么复杂 please explain how something as complex as the human eye
如何这么自然的生出来 simply just comes into being.
这种无法简化复杂性的老题目 就别问我 Oh, don't give me that old irreducible complexity crap.
没有"牵引之手"的干预 Something as intricate as that does not just occur
这么复杂的东西不会产生 without the intervention of a guiding hand.
那又不是创造出来的 It didn't just occur!
那是经过几十亿年的发展演变 It is the culmination of billions of years of development
混和了数不清的物种 across countless fucking species.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
进化论 宝贝 Evolution, baby.
- 亵渎 - 对 - Blasphemy! - Oh, yeah.
你说什么都动摇不了我的信仰或信心 Nothing that you can say or do can shake my belief or faith
这是确切的常识 上帝创造了天堂和地球 in the sure and certain knowledge that God made heaven and earth
以他自己的形象创造了我们 and created us all in His own image.
- 他的形象 - 对 - Oh, his own image? - Yeah.
哈 我有个问题 Well, I got a question.
那你怎么解释我呢 How do you explain me?
她要昏倒了 扶住… She's going, she's falling. Catch...
叠叠乐啊 又倒了 And that's Jenga.
- 你干嘛出来 - 她昏倒了 - Why did you do that? - She fainted!
我们遇过了 人类会昏倒 We've gone through this! They faint!
现在必须带她一起走了 But we're going to have to take her with us now!
不 不 No! No!
这是美国 绑架基督徒 这比藏匿逃犯更糟 This is America. Kidnapping a Christian? That's worse than harboring a fugitive.
但是她看到你了 如果留下她 她会报警的 But she's seen you. If we leave her, she's going to call the police!
谁鸟她啊 没人会相信迷信的独眼怪人 Who gives a shit? No one's going to believe this God-bothering Cyclops.
把她丢在路上好了 用毯子把她包起来 Let's just dump her on the road! Just roll her up in the rug.
我们不能冒险 带她一起走 也许能说服她加入 We can't risk that! If we take her with us, then we can get her on our side!
你可喜欢她了 对不对 You'd love to get her on her side, wouldn't you?
这说不通的 That doesn't make sense.
听着 她没问题的 我们都是好人 Look. She'll be fine. We're quite nice.
好吧 那我的护照怎么办 All right. What about my passport?
天啊 你们真是的 Oh, God! You guys.
耶稣 天国的路近了
不 No!
克莱夫·高林斯
该死 Oh, shit.
鲁思 刚才那是什么… Ruth, what in the Lord's name...
- 早 - 早 - Morning. - Morning.
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
该死 Oh, fuck.
现身吧 恶魔 Show yourself, demon!
你在哪里 你在哪里 Where are you? Where are you?
护照这里 护照 Passport! Passport!
跳 跳 Jump! Jump!
怎样 在我的星球 这尺寸算小的了 What? That's actually small on my planet.
去你的
鲁思 Ruth?
鲁思 要来杯茶吗 Hello, Ruth, would you like a cup of tea?
这是哪里 Where am I?
嘿 看看谁醒了 Hey, look who's awake.
魔鬼 魔鬼 Demon! Demon!
很抱歉 我们不会伤害你的 我保证 We're sorry. We're not going to hurt you, I promise.
我们会尽快让你离开 And we'll let you go just as soon as we can.
你们被撒旦的爪牙蒙蔽了 You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.
- 他是恶魔 - 我就坐在这里耶 拜托 - He's evil! - I'm sitting right here, come on!
不 他不是恶魔 只是有点粗鲁 我们想帮助他回家 No, he's not evil, he's just a bit rude. We're trying to help him get home.
他来自另一个世界 He's from another world.
我们只有一个世界 上帝的世界 天父创造的世界 There's only one world, our world! The world that our God, the Father, created!
如果能让你好过些 lf it makes you feel any better
我的存在只是推翻了 my existence only disproves traditional notions
亚伯拉罕诸教 犹太基督教 of the Abrahamic, Judeo-Christian God,
及其他只有一个世界的理论 我就是这个意思 as well as all one-world theologies. That's all I meant.
奇异恩典 乐声何等甜美 Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
你说不过这些人的 You can't win with these people!
鲁思 你听我说 请你冷静下来 Ruth, just listen to me, for one second. Please, if you could just calm down.
这样我没办法开车 I can't drive like this.
她现在大舌头啦 真是的 She's talking in tongues now? Fuck this.
你对她做了什么 What did you do to her?
我只是把我的知识和经验 透过念力碰触 I just transferred my collective knowledge and experience
传送给她而已 via a tactile psychokinetic bridge.
哇 可以传给我吗 Ooh, wow, could you do me?
这很伤元气的 It really takes it out of me.
拜托嘛 Oh, go on, please.
哇 Oh, wow!
对 真好 Oh, yeah.
他总是比我早知道《太空堡垒》的内容 He always knew what was going on in Battlestar before me
因为他家是有线电视 'cause his mum had cable.
好啦 靠边停 我也传给你 Fine, pull over. I'll do you.
绝对不要 别破坏乐趣 Absolutely not. No spoilers.
我没找政府官员 我是打电话报警 I didn't call the government. I called the police!
这不是警方擅长的领域 巴格斯先生 This is not the police's area of expertise, Mr. Buggs.
- 那个恶魔抓走我女儿 - 你说恶魔 - That devil took my daughter. - What do you mean, devil?
你女儿叫鲁思 And your daughter's name is Ruth, is it?
没错 她妈过世后 都是我把她拉扯大的 That's right. I brought her up by myself after her mama died.
先生 你有鲁思的照片吗 Do you have a photograph of Ruth, sir?
有 她很好认 Yeah. She's pretty easy to spot.
她四岁的时候眼睛坏了 She's had this eye thing since she was four years old.
不想带她去看医生吗 Didn't want to take her to a doctor for that?
天主是唯一的医生 她永远没必要 The good Lord is the only doctor she'll ever need.
了解 你有电话吗 Copy that. Do you have a phone here
也许你女儿会试着打回来 that your daughter might try to reach you at if she decides to call?
有 在后面 Yeah, in the back.
嘿 彼得·帕克 可以放下照相机去处理电话吗 Hey, Peter Parker. Want to put the snappy down and get to the phone?
好 Right.
她会想办法打来的 She'll call me if she can.
- 你说他们往东走了 - 对 You mentioned they went east? That's right.
如果他们不走州际公路 他们经过佛朗明山谷会下191公路 They'll get off the 191 after Flaming Gorge if they ain't on the interstate.
请注意一辆大型… There's been a big-rig spill...
去你的 Fuck you.
走了 两位 上车吧 Here we go. Boys, to the car.
非常感谢您宝贵的时间 先生 Thank you very, very much for your time, sir.
答应我干掉那只怪物 佐尔先生 不管它是什么 Promise me you'll kill that thing, Mr. Zoil. Kill it for what it is.
我们会尽力 We're gonna do our best.
我看过它眼睛 I've seen its eyes.
那是邪恶之眼 It's evil.
祝你成功 佐尔先生 Godspeed, Mr. Zoil.
前48小时是关键 First 48 are crucial.
长官 可以透露一下我们在找什么吗 Sir, you mind telling us what we're looking for?
对 我们在找什么 Yeah, what are we looking for?
我说过这是照命令行事的任务 I told you this is a need-to-know operation.
是 长官 可是… Yes, sir, but...
可恶 Damn it.
长官 我想你该告诉我们了 Sir, I think it's time you tell us.
嘿 你照我说的做就对了 海格 Hey, just do what the fuck I tell you, Haggard.
现在我们去找那个疯老头的小女儿 免得一切太迟了 Now let's go find that crazy old bastard's little girl before it's too late.
鲁思 Ruth!
鲁思 等等 Ruth, wait!
别跟着我 Leave me alone!
拜托你停下来 我的腿好酸 Please, please, stop. I've got shin splints.
他不可能来自外太空 不可能 好吗 He cannot be from space! It's not possible. OK?
他只是外地人 He's from somewhere else.
鲁思 你自己看 好吗 他传给你了 Ruth, you saw it for yourself, okay? He showed you.
外太空可能有十几亿的智慧生物 There's probably billions of intelligent civilizations out there.
那他们人呢 So where is everybody?
但其中一个在那里 But one of them's there!
他们在看吗 他们在看吗 Are they looking? Are they looking?
他们正在看吗 Are they looking right now?
抱歉 Sorry.
你真可悲 That's pathetic.
你有什么问题 克莱夫 What's your beef, Clive?
我没问题 I don't have a beef.
我来自外太空 你是科幻小说作家 I'm from outer space. You're a science-fiction writer.
我们应该是最佳拍档 We should be best buds.
不是你的问题 It's not you.
是我 It's me.
是因为这样 你在嫉妒她 Is that what this is? You're jealous? Of her?
不光是那样 It's not just that.
嫉妒我 Of me?
是因为我和格雷姆 This is because me and Graeme
在你昏倒时 有两分钟第一次接触 got two minutes of face-time while you were sleeping?
- 是这样吗 - 我希望第一次很特别 你懂吗 - Is that what this is? - I wanted this to be special, you know?
看过《外星小精灵》后 I have dreamt about meeting you
我一直梦想要遇见外星人 ever since I saw Mac and Me.
结果我搞砸了 And I blew it.
现在你们成了朋友 他又去搭讪女孩 Now you two are friendly, and he's off talking to girls
那我在干嘛 and it's like, where am I?
别这样 老兄 Come on, man.
这很特别 This is special.
你们这两个怪胎 科幻迷 我们注定要相遇的 You guys being all nerdy and shit and meeting me. That is fate.
谁在乎你尿湿了裤子啊 Who cares if you pissed your pants, man?
当我刚到地球 第一次看到人类 我吐了 When I first got here, first time I saw a human, I puked.
你们人类长得好怪 You guys are weird looking.
你们身体好大 脑袋却很小 You have giant bodies. You have tiny, little, tiny heads.
- 你只是在安慰我 - 不 - You're just being nice now. - No.
要我传送一点好料的吗 Look, you want a little sugar?
只是知识和经验而已 老兄 It's just knowledge and experience, man.
你是作家 可能从中会得到一些灵感 You're a writer. Might give you some inspiration.
会痛吗 Will it hurt?
别挣扎就不痛 Only if you struggle.
好吧 All right.
所以我这辈子被灌输的 So, everything that I have been told my whole life
只是个漫天谎言 is just a big fat lie.
你知道那种感受吗 Do you know how that feels?
正因为你的真理不是真的真理 并不代表没有真理 鲁思 Just because your truth isn't a true truth doesn't mean that there is no truth, Ruth.
- 你说的倒简单 - 其实不简单 - That's easy for you to say. - It's really not.
所以没有天堂 没有地狱 没有对与错 没有罪孽 So there's no heaven. No hell, no right, no wrong, no sin?
这个… Well...
- 我可以喝酒喽 - 如果你喜欢 - I can drink? - If you like.
- 我可以通奸 - 也许 - I can fornicate? - Maybe.
- 我可以骂脏话 - 当然 - I can curse? - Well, yeah.
- 小鸡鸡 - 鲁思 - Penises! - Ruth.
屁眼 假奶 放他的屁 Assing, hairy boobs, poop-farting buttholes!
鲁思 我不确定这有帮助 Ruth, I'm not sure this is helping.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
- 住手 - 为什么要住手 - Stop it! - Why? Why should I stop?
这不是… This is not...
因为你有一辈子的时间去探索新事物 Because you have your whole life to explore new things.
好吗 Okay?
你不必现在就忙着探索我 It doesn't necessarily mean you should be exploring mine right now.
你说你想旅行 看看新地方 这是你的机会 You said you wanted to travel, to see new stuff? This is your chance.
我认为你该和我们一起走 I really think you should come with us.
我睡哪里 Where would I sleep?
我睡沙发 你睡我的床 I'll sleep on the sofa. And then you can have my bed.
但最好拨掉床上的卫生纸 因为我感冒了 But I'd push the tissues off with a pen, if I were you, because I've had a cold.
鲁思决定和我们一起走了 Ruth has decided that she would like to come with us.
好耶 Wicked.
我去梳洗一下 I'm gonna go freshen up.
鲁思 等等 Hey, Ruth. Wait up.
你又不抽烟 You don't smoke.
我只想谢谢你 I just wanted to say thanks.
我知道你觉得这很怪 I know this has been weird for you,
但你救我一命 我欠你一次 好吗 but you saved my life and I owe you one, okay?
好 Okay.
你的眼睛怎么回事 What have you got there, by the way?
左眼玻璃体因黄斑水肿 产生严重的视网膜前膜病变 Severe epiretinal membrane complicated by macular edema in your left vitreous cavity?
你怎么知道 How did you know that?
随便猜猜 Lucky guess.
你介意让我看一下吗 Do you mind if I take a look at it for one second?
《旧约》是怎么说的 "以眼还眼" What does it say in the Old Testament? "An eye for an eye"?
- 等等 我不… - 没关系 你可以信任我 - Wait, I don't... - It's okay. You can trust me.
- 我不知道… - 有点信心行吗 - I don't know... - Just have a little faith, okay?
你怎么办到的 How did you do that?
进化啊 宝贝 Evolution, baby.
- 格雷姆 - 什么事 - Graeme? - Yeah?
天啊 克莱夫 Oh, my God. Clive.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你要怎么走 快啦 该你下了 What are you going to do? Come on. Make your move.
可恶 Oh, shit. Damn it.
你是我侵入过最好的——乔治·布什
嘿 看看我 看看我 Hey, check it out! Check it out!
这很简单 This is easy.
别转太多 保罗 小小修正就好 Small corrections, Paul. Just make small corrections.
格雷姆 踩煞车 Graeme, hit the brakes!
怀俄明州 天上人间
嘿 瞌睡虫 Hey, there, sleepy face!
妈的 这是我睡过最香的屁觉 Fuckeroo. That was the best titty-farting sleep I have ever had.
我感觉你不太会飙脏话 鲁思 I got a feeling that you're new to cursing, Ruth.
讲脏话很有趣 但是要讲得恰当 懂吗 Look, cursing's fun. You just gotta pick your moments, okay?
要不要停下来吃东西 有人饿吗 Maybe we should stop for some food. Is anybody hungry?
- 干 要 - 鲁思 - Fuck, yeah! - Ruth?
去你妈的 我当然饿了 You bet your big, fat cock I am!
不错嘛 Nice!
我饿死了 I'm starving.
你呢 胖子 What's new, fatty?
- 我不是胖 保罗 是有力 - 胖得有力 - It's not fat, Paul, it's power. - Fat power.
- 真无礼 - 你才是 - So rude. - You're rude.
也许我该打给我爸 Maybe I should call my dad.
- 什么 - 为什么 - What? - What? Why?
我出来一整天了 I've been gone for a whole day
万一他报警 他们会开始找我们的 and if he calls the police, they're gonna be looking for us.
如果我没打 我们麻烦就他妈的大了 lf I don't, there's a good chance we could all end up in Shit-Butt City.
你越说越溜了 You're really getting the hang of this.
谢了 小懒炮 Thanks, dick milk.
雷斯酒吧
- 我马上回来 - 好 小心点 - I won't be long. - Okay. Be careful.
- 鲁思·巴格斯 - 怎样 - Ruth Buggs? - Yes?
仔细听我说 我要你告诉我你在哪里 Listen to me carefully. I want you to tell me where you are.
你是谁 Who is this?
我是佐尔探员 My name is Agent Zoil,
这事很重要 快说你人在哪里 and it's very important that you tell me where you are
打算去哪里 巴格斯小姐 and where you are headed, Ms. Buggs.
我不能告诉你 I can't tell you.
因为我也不知道 I mean, I don't know.
你被绑架了 You've been abducted.
你身旁那些人非常危险 And the individual that you're traveling with is highly dangerous.
不会 他不危险 Oh, no, he's not dangerous.
他是很粗鲁 常骂脏话 I mean, he's kind of rude, he curses a Iot,
还有几次我看到 他在抓他的太空蛋蛋 and a couple times I've seen him scratch his spaceman balls.
拜托听我说 你爸爸很担心你 Please listen to me. Your father is extremely worried about you
我们愿意带你回家 巴格斯小姐 and we'd like to get you home, Ms. Buggs.
他让我看他的东西 He showed me things.
她在讲他的太空蛋蛋 She's talking about his spaceman balls.
你知道我是要帮你 对吧 鲁思 You know I'm just trying to help you, right, Ruth?
我不知道什么才是真的了 我好困惑 I don't know what's real anymore. I'm confused.
- 我们锁定她了 - 耶 击个掌 - We got the bitch! - Yeah, dog! Up high!
可恶 海格 小姐… Damn it, Haggard! Miss...
嘿 Hey.
哇 慢一点 宝贝 Whoa, slow down there, baby.
- 抱歉 我要去找朋友 - 急什么 - Excuse me, I have to get to my friends. - Oh.
我底下有个小朋友 可是很想见你的 I got a friend down here that would love to meet you.
我也是 Me, too.
我也很想认识你们的烂鸟 Well, as much as I would like to meet your penises,
不过我时间很赶 所以免了 I'm in a hurry, so excuse me.
来啦 不会很久啦 美女 Now, this won't take long, sugar.
没错 我们总是撑不久 Nope. Won't take long at all.
既然你们两鸟这么热情 也许老娘能 Well, since you're both being so romantic, maybe I could
给它个刺激问候 give it just a quick hello.
搞什么 可恶 What the fuck? Shit!
你怎么… Now, why would you even...
喔 我的蛋蛋 Ow! My balls!
- 嘿 - 你爸好吗 - Hey. - Hey, how's your dad?
- 我们该走了 - 迷你披萨怎么办 - We gotta go. - What about the mini pizzas?
- 快走 - 别作梦 - We gotta go now! - No, you don't!
我的妈啊 Holy shit!
这不就是那两个在车上办事的太空娘炮 It's the space faggots that dinged the fuck-mobile!
- 我们正要走了 - 我不舒服 - Yeah. We were just leaving. - I don't feel well.
- 我可不同意 - 放开她 - I don't think so. - Leave her alone!
该死 好多水手 Oh, shit! Sailors!
- 我们走 - 抱歉 - Let's go. - Sorry!
等等 小姐 Excuse me, miss.
爸爸 Papa?
鲁思 天啊 你的眼睛 Ruth? My Lord! Your eye!
- 我们走 - 我爸怎么办 - Let's go! - What about my dad?
我们走 Let's go, boy!
想去哪里 娘炮 Where you going, girls?
放过我们 你们这些蠢大便 Leave us alone, you stupid vaginas!
这么漂亮的小姐 不该这样讲话 That's no way for a pretty little thing like you to talk!
她刚学会 真的 She's fairly new to it, to be honest.
交给我 我来和他们说 Leave this to me. I'll talk to them.
喂 死猪头 Yo, fucknuts!
探测的时间到了 It's probing time.
我们只有一个昏倒 Ha! Only one of us fainted.
该死 是警察 我们快溜 Oh, shit! The five-O! Let's bounce.
抱歉 他们接了电话 I'm sorry. They answered the phone.
他们知道我们 They knew about us.
上车 Get in the RV.
- 快 他们快醒了 - 快点 - Come on, they're going to wake up! - Hurry!
抱歉 Sorry!
好 我们必须停车过夜 Okay. We need to get off the road.
- 不该继续走吗 - 不 - Shouldn't we keep moving? - No.
他们一定以为我们会赶路 That is exactly what they'll expect us to do.
相信我 只有白痴才会现在停车 Trust me. Only an idiot would stop right now.
- 对 停这边 完美 - 什么 保罗 - Yeah, pull in here. Perfect. - What? Paul.
我们是白痴 记得吗 We're idiots, remember?
现在呢 What should we do now?
喝杯热巧克力就睡觉如何 How about a hot chocolate and bed?
你是我奶奶啊 What are you, my grandma?
我睡不着 太兴奋了 Oh, I couldn't sleep. I'm too pumped.
我也是 我们喝杯啤酒 找个地方乐一乐 Yeah, me, too. Let's get some beers. Find somewhere to chill.
你怎么说 What do you say?
如果有人看见你呢 What if someone sees you?
外头根本没人 我还会这样 It's dead out there. And I can do this.
好 我加入 Okay. I'm in.
- 鼠弟 - 当然 - Rocky? - Sure.
鹿兄 Bullwinkle?
我有点累了 I'm a little bit tired.
别当胆小鬼 Don't be a pussy.
别叫我… Don't call me a...
好吧 All right.
放开我 Just get your hands off me!
警官 Hoss?
有什么事吗 Something I can help you with?
嗯 这里发生什么事 Yeah. You mind telling me what happened here?
只是喝醉酒的在闹事 Just a good old-fashioned beer-soaked slobberknocker.
有什么不寻常的吗 See anything unusual?
几个老粗坐在警车后面一直哭个不停 A couple hillbilly types in the back of that meat wagon won't stop crying.
你们今晚看到什么怪事吗 Have you gentlemen seen anything unusual this evening?
确定 Are we sure?
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - No sweat.
- 橱窗很棒 - 太牛仔风了 It's a nice window. It's a little cowboy, isn't it?
很有趣 That's funny.
还有一件事也很有趣 就是你昨天突然亲我 I'll tell you what else is funny, was when you kissed me yesterday.
- 抱歉 - 不 不是… - Sorry. - No. It's not...
我一副 "放开我 你这强暴犯" I was like, "Get off me, you rapist."
- 你可以再来一次 - 什么 - Do it again, if you like. - What?
如果你喜欢 可以再来一次 I said you can do it again, if you like.
真的 Really?
如果你想尝试这方面 应该和朋友做 lf you're gonna try it, then maybe you should do it with a friend,
不要找陌生人尝试 rather than someone like a stranger
因为外头怪胎太多了 because there's a lot of weirdos out there.
我打算做很多亲吻和通奸 I am planning on doing a lot of kissing and fornicating
所以你最好帮我练习 so you'd really be helping me out.
- 好啊 - 好 - Great. - Okay.
- 什么 现在 - 不 我以为你说… - What, now? - No, I thought you meant...
我是说了 现在来吧 No, I did. Let's do it now.
- 我是说… - 对 没关系 - I mean... - Yeah, all right.
我把手放在你身上 Put my hands on you.
我就站着 好 Just stand here? Okay.
抱住你 Hold you steady.
该死 Fuck!
抱歉 我差点就憋死了 I'm sorry. I thought I was gonna pass out.
继续 Carry on.
- 什么事 - 没事 出来晃晃 - What's happening? - Nothing, just hanging around.
他们正要亲嘴 真尴尬 They were about to make out. It was awkward.
我们只是… We were just...
好 拜托你穿上裤子 保罗 Good. Please put your shorts on, Paul.
你们吸麻吗 You guys partake?
不 谢了 No, thank you.
我要 I'll partake.
你确定 这很强哦 Are you sure? It's pretty strong shit.
我从军中拿到的 就是这玩意杀了迪伦 I got it from the military, actually. This is the stuff that killed Dylan.
鲍勃·迪伦又没死 Bob Dylan's not dead.
是吗 lsn't he?
让我抽一口 Hit me.
好 别吸太大口 Okay. Just go easy on it.
鲁思 Ruth.
抽一小口就好 一小口 Just a little bit. Little bit.
还好啊 It's not so bad.
老实说 要一点时间才会… To be fair, it takes a while to be absorbed into...
惨了 Oh, shit.
我好饿 我们该烤些香肠的 I'm hungry. We should cook up some sausages.
我们有香肠吗 Do we have any sausages?
- 你是什么意思 - 没啊 - What do you mean by that? - No.
你们为什么恨我 我们能烤点香肠吗 Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages?
我的脑袋怪怪的 Ooh, I have wasps in my brain!
她会没事的 我第一次抽也是这样 She'll be fine. That happened to me the first time.
保罗 Paul.
我只想问一下 现在你认识我们了 对吧 I was wanting to ask. You know us now, right?
对 格雷姆 我们永远是好朋友 Yeah. Graeme, we're bona fide BFFs.
为什么你现在才急着离开 Why are you in such a hurry to leave now?
根据你们政府的说法 我没有利用价值了 Well, according to the government, I've fulfilled my usefulness.
我知道的都告诉他们了 I told them everything I know.
唯一我无法教他们的 就是我的特殊能力 The only thing I have left to offer them now are my abilities.
治疗能力 思想传送 伪装能力 The healing, the thought transfer, the camouflage.
为了培养这些能力 他们需要我的干细胞 ln order to cultivate those abilities, they need some of my stem cells.
我不是很愿意那样 And I'm not really down with that.
幸好我在里面有个朋友 Lucky for me, I do have one friend left on the inside.
所以我对外太空发出求救讯号 So, I managed to get an SOS beamed into space.
我要我们星球的人准备来接我回去 I got my people primed and ready to pick me up.
结果基地的混蛋竟要提前一天动刀 Then, motherfuckers brought the procedure forward by a day,
我整个计划就毁了 my whole plan goes to shit.
怎么回事 What happened?
要去实验室的路上 我电昏警卫 偷了他的车逃走 On the way to the mental labs, I zapped my escort, I stole his car, I took off.
就遇上你们了 Found you guys.
如果你被抓到会怎样 So what happens if you get caught?
格雷姆 他们要切开我的脑 Graeme, they're gonna cut out my brain.
对 很可怕 Yeah. It's fucked.
这太扫兴了 It's kind of a buzz-kill.
我们来换个心情吧 克莱夫 你上回啪啪啪是什么时候 Let's lighten the mood, shall we? Clive, when did you last get laid?
- 08年在伦敦收藏者展览会 - 2008年 - Collectormania, London, '08. - '08.
扮成伊娃族的小妞 Ewok chick.
克莱夫和外星熊有一腿 Clive likes boning space bears!
闭嘴啦 Shut up.
不 你老实说 No, but seriously, be honest with me.
感觉如何 What was it like?
嗯 她好毛哦 Well, she was furry nice.
太恶心了 That's disgusting! That's gross.
嘿 克莱夫 Hey, Clive.
不 波妹 我们不能这样 No, Boomer, it's forbidden.
嘿 克莱夫 Hey, Clive.
- 嘿 - 克莱夫 - Hey! - Clive!
该走了 各位 我们要离开这里 Let's go, guys! We gotta get out of here!
鲁思呢 Where's Ruth?
她回露营车了 She went back to the RV.
当然 Of course!
他会读心术 He can read minds.
我回车上了——鲁思
走吧 Come on.
各位 我想我们有个小问题 Guys, I think we have a slight problem over here.
哦 天啊 Oh, man.
我无法闭气走过整个镇 I can't hold my breath the whole way through town.
等一下 Wait here.
什么 等等 What? Wait!
早 我是秘勤组的佐尔探员 Good morning. Agent Zoil, Secret Service.
我可以进去请教几个问题吗 You mind if I come in there and ask a few questions?
当然可以 Not at all.
早安 Morning.
- 我们干嘛手拉手 - 这样才像一家人 - Why are we holding hands? - So we look like a family.
是啊 该死的弗雷曼家族 Yeah, the fucking Friedmans.
你可能是侏儒 You could be a midget.
- 你真是超迷侏儒的 - 才没有 - You're obsessed with midgets! - No, I'm not!
别吵了 自然一点 Stop it! Just act normal.
我们只是两个普通人 拉着小牛仔逛大街 We're just a couple of regular guys walking down the street with a small cowboy.
行吗 克莱夫 All right, Clive?
克莱夫 Clive?
- 克莱夫 - 拜托 - Clive. - Oh, come on!
黑色吸血鬼卡塔娜
克莱夫 你在干嘛 Clive, what are you doing?
对啊 搞啥鬼 Yeah, man, what the fuck?
我要这个 I want it.
我知道现在有打折 但这不是动漫秀 回到现实吧 I can appreciate it's a bargain, but this is not Comic-Con now. This is reality.
反正还是划不来 你一拿来用就断了 我们走 It's false economy anyway, it'll break the first time you use it. Let's go!
- 我怎么会拿来用 - 可以走了吗 - Why would I ever use it? - Can we just go, please?
等等 也许我们该进去 Wait. Maybe we should go inside.
- 什么 - 我们躲在里面 - What? - We'll hide out.
你回去找鲁思 十分钟内把露营车开过来接我们 You go back and get Ruth. Get the RV, pick us up in 10 minutes.
你确定 You sure?
相信我 Trust me.
早 我是佐尔探员 秘勤组 Good morning. My name is Agent Zoil, Secret Service.
可以进去问你几个问题吗 Mind if I come in, ask you a few questions?
可以站在这里问吗 Do you mind if we just do it right here?
好 Okay.
里面真他妈的乱 This place is a real cock-sucking mess.
我懂 Got it.
我告诉你 我们在找一个外星人 I'm telling you, we're looking for a goddamn alien.
我就说那些幽浮指导手册全是狗屁 I thought all that Project Blue Book stuff was horseshit.
不 这样才合理 No, it all makes sense.
那么多秘密不能讲 All this hush-hush crap?
我找到的图画 The drawing that I found?
你想想 昨晚那个女孩是怎么说的 What do you think that girl was talking about last night?
妈啊 太空蛋蛋 Holy shit! Spaceman balls!
对 谁会有太空蛋蛋 Yeah. And who has spaceman balls?
- 巴兹艾德林太空人 - 别开玩笑 - Buzz Aldrin? - Be serious.
哈罗 帅哥 Hello, handsome.
那是你吗 Is that you?
封面上的人是你吗 Is that you on the cover?
不是 No.
- 你叫什么名字 - 基斯·纳许 - What's your name? - Keith Nash.
- 很高兴认识你 我是保罗 - 对 - Nice to meet you. I'm Paul. - Right.
你看到我不会吓昏 So, you're not freaked out by me?
不会啦 Hmm. Yes and no.
请看看这些照片好吗 You mind taking a look at these photographs?
有没有看过这两个男的 或是这个独眼女孩 Tell me if you recognize either one of these two gentlemen or the one-eyed girl?
- 小姐 - 没有 - Ma'am? - No.
没有 完全没印象 Anything? Anything at all?
- 你真的认为是外星人 - 对 - You really think this is an alien? - Yeah!
- 这很大条 很大耶 - 我知道 我知道 - This is huge! This is huge! - I know! I know!
那是漫画店吗 Is that a comic book shop?
可以进去逛逛吗 Can we go in there?
也许 你安分点就可以去 Maybe. lf you're good.
你从哪来的 Where are you coming from?
奥斯汀小镇 Austin.
- 好地方 - 没错 那边好多蝙蝠 - Good town. - Yeah, it is. They have a lot of bats.
你刚说什么 Sorry? What'd you say?
谢谢你 怎么称呼… Okay. Thanks for your time, Mrs...
达尔文 Darwin.
夏洛蒂·达尔文 Charlotte Darwin.
夏洛蒂·达尔文 祝你今天愉快 Charlotte Darwin. You have a great day.
这件事你绝不会相信 You are not gonna believe this.
你该拿这一本 You should get this one.
- 谢谢 - 对 这很棒 - Thanks. - Yeah, it's good.
真不错 我喜欢你的风格 基斯·纳许 Nice! I like your style, Keith Nash.
- 我该走了 - 改天见 - I gotta go. - Catch you later.
再见 保罗 Bye, Paul.
别失手哦 Don't get caught.
赶集愉快 Happy trails.
真不错 真不错 Pretty good. Pretty good.
那个多少钱 How much is that?
包括剑是299.99美元 税外加 With the sword, $299.99 plus tax.
好 我要穿起来 Yeah, I'll wear it now.
快点 老兄 该走了 Come on, man, let's go!
我马上出去 I'll be right out.
应该用无线电设备的 Should have used the cufflink thing.
太空蛋蛋 Spaceman balls?
把你的脏手拿开 别碰我的器官 Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!
在里面 他在里面 It's in there! It's in there!
哈罗 Hello.
欧莱利 O'Reilly!
你这白痴 那只是有人戴面具 You dumb shit, that's just some asshole in a mask.
圣母玛丽亚 Holy Mary, Mother of God!
我该戒烟了 I gotta quit smoking.
我们走 Let's go!
抱歉 女士 Sorry, ma'am!
- 可恶 - 别让… 我后面 - Shit! - Don't let... Behind me!
快点 屁蛋 Hurry up, buttcracks!
是那个怪胎 Look, it's that nerd.
哦 耶 Oh, yeah!
- 那小鬼是谁 - 基斯·纳许 - Who was that kid? - Keith Nash!
快开车 Punch it!
这是怎么回事 那孩子是谁 I don't know what happened! Who is that kid?
- 快去开车 - 是 长官 - Get the car started! - Yes,sir!
怎么回事 你们查到线索了 Whoa, whoa. What's going on? Did you guys get me some information?
我们看到了 我们看到外星人 We saw it. We saw the alien.
他在漫画店 太惊人了 我屁滚尿流了 It was in the comic book shop. It's hideous! I think I shit my pants.
我不知你们在说什么 I don't know what you guys are talking about.
你知道吗 You know what?
你完全清楚我们在说什么 You know exactly what we're talking about.
我受够被蒙在鼓里了… I'm sick and tired of being in the dark on this...
他往哪里去了 Where the fuck did he go?
我替你开门 I got your door for you.
我自己开 I got mine.
他和那些怪胎走了 He went with those nerds.
你要跟着我们走吗 老大 So, you want to follow us, big guy?
你们两个卒仔要回基地 You kids are gonna go back to the base.
让老大来处理就好 这是成年人的工作 Daddy's gonna stick behind, do a little adult work.
告诉我那个小绿人往哪个方向去了 Now, tell me which way the little green guy went.
- 东北高速公路 - 东北高速公路 - North East highway. - North East highway.
直接回去 快 Straight home, now.
抱歉各位 是我爸 Sorry, guys. It's my dad!
这家伙不肯放弃 你不得不钦佩这一点 This guy doesn't quit. You kind of have to respect it.
- 格雷姆 开快点 - 走开 爸 - Oh, God, Graeme, drive faster. - Go away, Dad!
- 各位 冷静 - 那些烂胚会抓到我们的 - Guys, calm down. - Those asshorns are gonna catch us!
我说冷静 靠边停 I said, calm down! Pull over!
- 你说靠边停 - 靠边停 - What do you mean, pull over? - Pull over!
好 就这样 All right. That's it.
这实在太危险了 接下来我自己走吧 This is too dangerous. I can make it on my own from here.
- 你是什么意思 - 不 格雷姆 你做得够多了 - What do you mean? - No. Graeme, you've done enough.
我可以偷辆车 我会开自排的 I'll boost a car or something. I can drive an automatic.
你开车技术超烂 You're a terrible driver!
他说得对 保罗 你连太空船都撞毁了 He's right, Paul. You can't even drive a spaceship.
就快到了 我会没事了 I'm close now. I'll be fine.
但我们都走了这么远 But we've come all this way.
对 冒了多少险 Yeah, and at what cost, huh?
我颠覆你的信仰 我差点害你们送命 I've shaken your faith. I've almost gotten you guys killed!
我只是想回家 I just want to get home.
你会回家的 我们走这么远了 不会让你单独冒险的 You are going home. I think we've come too far to let you do this alone.
对 我们不是好朋友吗 我们有难同当 保罗 Yeah. What happened to BFFs? We are in this together, Paul.
去你的太空毛蛋 我们要去 You bet your hairy love eggs we are.
过去这72小时 是我这辈子最精彩刺激的 The last 72 hours have been the ride of my life
要是我现在下车 那就他妈的逊毙了 and I'm fucked if I'm getting off this bus now!
- 对 我也是 - 还有我 - Yeah, me, too. - And me.
那就这样说定了 Well, that settles it.
我们都上了 We're all fucked.
真是谢谢你们 Thank you guys so much.
如果你们心意已定 也许可以帮我一个小忙 lf you're absolutely sure, there is a little something you can do for me.
烟火世界大卖场
烟火大特卖
- 这个怎样 - 不要 不够看 - What about this one? - No, too small.
- 是喔 - 没错 不够威 - Really? - Yeah, too small.
五吨火药
感觉很适合 Seems rather fitting.
- 不难挑选吧 - 一点也不难 - That wasn't difficuIt, was it? - No. Not at all.
- 哈罗 - 哈罗 - Hello. - Hello.
总共299.99美元 税外加 That'll be $299.99, plus tax.
和那把剑一样 Same as the sword.
- 看 他们在跑 - 不妙 - Look. They're running. - Holy shit!
- 把门打开 - 该死 你会开这玩意 - Get the door. - Oh, shit. Can you drive this thing?
我这辈子都在开这玩意 I've been driving these things my whole life.
快点 进来 Come on! Get in, get in.
真优雅啊 Graceful.
佐尔 刚听到普斯贝镇的报案电话 Zoil. Picked up a 9-1-1 outside of Prospect.
一家烟火卖场被抢 歹徒是二名开露营车的英国人 A fireworks store just got ripped off by two British nerds in an RV.
可恶 Son of a bitch!
根据当地警方消息 他们在你西方大约65公里的14号公路 According to local bacon, they're on the 14, 40 miles west of you.
开快一点 你30分钟就能追上他们 Drive Iike a man, you'll catch up to them in 30.
别让警察碍事 你最好动作快一点 Cops are standing down. You better spin your ass around!
收到 Roger that!
别逼我亲自出马 Don't make me come out there.
今晚的官方舞会 我可是荣誉嘉宾 I'm guest of honor at the governor's ball tonight
我穿得很漂亮的 and I'm dressed up real nice.
这个14号公路通往哪里 Where the hell does this 14 go, anyway?
天知道 You tell me.
那边有瑟梅波利 莱陀溪 You got Thermopolis, you got Lytle Creek.
我的天 默克罗夫特就在14号公路 Holy shit! Moorcroft's on the 14.
你不会以为… You don't think...
那个混蛋要回失事地 Son of a bitch is going back.
他企图和老家联络 我们锁定他了 佐尔 He's gonna try and make contact. We got him, Zoil.
把我的太空猴抓回来 Bring me back my space monkey
我保证升你到第五层级 享有一切福利 and I guarantee you level 5 clearance and all the perks.
好 希望停车位会好一点 Great. Better parking space would be good.
我不知道 老兄 他看起来很生气 I don't know, man. I don't know. He looked awful mad.
去他的 他落伍了 该换新人出头天 Fuck him. He's a dinosaur. It's time for some new blood.
欢迎来到默克罗夫特
好 我们就快到了 Okay. We're nearly there.
就是这里 This is where we've been headed?
不 只是离开地球前 我要先到这里一下 No. I just need to make a little stop first, okay?
你觉得我们真的有时间 还沿路停靠吗 Do you think we've really got time to be making little stops?
我真的必须到这里 This is something I really have to do.
好 停车 这里很好 够靠近了 Okay, stop here. This is good. This is close enough.
不是该停近一点吗 Shouldn't we park a bit closer?
不 别吓到她 No. We don't want to scare her.
吓到谁 Scare who?
- 你敲门 - 你敲 - You knock. - You knock.
总是我敲门 I always knock.
是谁 Who's there?
泰拉·威顿在吗 Is that Tara Walton?
别烦我 Leave me alone.
威顿女士 我是克莱夫·高林斯 Ms. Walton, my name is Clive Gollings.
我和好友格雷姆·威利一起来 I'm here with my friend, Mr. Graeme Willy.
你们要干嘛 And what do you want?
60年前杀了你狗狗的外星人和我们在一起 We're here with the alien that killed your dog 60 years ago.
我们走吧 Let's go. Let's just go.
怎么回事 你们在开玩笑啊 What is this? Some kind of a joke?
嘿 泰拉 Hey, Tara.
你 You!
那个钟好大声 对吧 That's a very loud clock, isn't it?
经过这么多年了 你还有脸过来 You have a nerve showing your face here after all these years.
也许我该去泡点茶 Maybe I should make some tea.
我来 I'll do it.
好 Okay.
听着 泰拉 Look, Tara.
我才刚停止相信你的存在 I only just stopped believing in you, you know.
我花了好长时间 说服别人那晚发生什么事 I spent a very long time trying to convince folks about what happened that night.
每个人都说我疯了 Everyone said I was mad!
他们告诉我 是陨石砸死我的小保罗 They told me it was a meteor that squashed little Paul.
他们带走我对我做检查 They took me away and they did tests.
说那是由于宇宙辐射 They said it was for cosmic radiation.
他们说我吓坏了 产生幻觉 That I was concussed, hallucinating.
但我知道你是真的 But I knew you were real!
我亲手把你拉出太空船 I pulled you from that spaceship myself.
我让你保持温暖 舒适 I kept you warm and comfortable.
我坐在那里 直到那些人把你带走 I sat there with you till the men came to take you away.
我爸试着要理解 Pop tried to understand,
不过他只会笑笑说 "好啦 好啦 泰拉" but he would just smile and say, "There there, Tara."
然后我的事情就传出去了 When word got out about my story,
小鬼会对着屋子扔石头 骂我 kids used to come and throw stones at the house, call me names.
我只能躲得远远的 And I just hid myself away.
我经常整晚看着天空 I'd spend whole nights up there, just staring at the sky,
希望偶尔会看到你一眼 hoping that I'd catch a glimpse of you.
你终于出现了 And here you are.
我很抱歉 如果能有其他方法… I'm sorry. If I could have done it any other way, I...
没关系 Oh, it's okay.
你是真实的 You're real.
这样就够了 That's all that matters.
我是对的 I was right.
那些人全说我疯了 And all those folks that said I was crazy?
叫他们通通去死吧 They can all just go fuck themselves.
我带了一样东西来 我以为你可能想拿回去 I brought something for you. I thought you might want it back.
这个 Here you go.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
会是谁在按电铃 Who do you suppose that is?
- 这是哪来的 - 该死 是他们 - Where did that come from? - Holy shit! It's them!
我走前面 I'll take the front!
你们在这里做什么 What the fuck are you doing here?
快走 快 Go! Go!
海格 Haggard!
外星人 Alien!
可恶 海格 怎么没人呢 Shit! Haggard! Where's the party, man?
这里根本没人 快点 兄弟 让我出去 There's no one in this place! Come on, buddy, help me out.
该死 Oh, fuck!
不准动 臭家伙 Freeze, motherfucker!
好虚弱 So weak.
把外星人给我 Give me the alien!
把该死的外星人给我 Give me the fucking alien!
- 不 - 妈的 小心点 - No! - Ow! Fuck. Watch it.
把外星人给我 Give me the alien!
要就自己去找一个 Get your own alien.
谢谢 克莱夫 泰拉跟来了吗 Thank you, Clive! Is Tara with us?
泰拉 这边 跟我们走 Tara! Come this way! Follow us!
哦 糟了 是我爸 Oh, man-balls! It's my dad!
你还好吗 我很重吗 Are you okay? Am I heavy?
我说过我不胖 是有力 I told you, it's not fat, it's power!
这下好了 Oh, great.
我就说该停近一点的 I told you we should've parked closer!
别开枪 他们是我的 Holster that. They're mine!
- 别说我没警告你 - 你这疯子 - Consider that a warning! - You crazy bastard!
逮到你了 你这太空怪胎 I got you, you little space freak!
鲁思 快回来 Ruth! Get back here!
你快回家啦 Just go home!
我抓到你了 小子 准备挨枪吧 Oh, I got you, sucker. Coming.
你死定了 Ready or not.
我的妈啊 Holy fuck.
- 爸爸 - 鲁思 等等 - Papa! - Ruth, wait!
爸爸 爸爸 Papa! Papa!
没事 他还活着 他没事 It's okay, he's alive. He's okay!
- 快跑 克莱夫 快 - 等等我 - Go, Clive, go! - Wait for me!
你还好吗 You okay?
- 谢谢 我很好 - 你等着 - Thank you. I'm okay. - Wait there.
格雷姆 Graeme!
鲁思 开车 Ruth! Drive!
快 格雷姆 Come on, Graeme!
别留下我 Don't leave me!
我不会的 Never.
格雷姆 你吓死我了 Graeme, you scared the shit out of me.
鲁思 你怎么没在开车 Ruth, why aren't you driving?
我说过了 很简单啊 I told you. It's easy!
我会了 我会了 可恶 可恶 路 好的 Got it. Got it. Got it. Shit. Shit. Shit. Road! Okay.
小小修正 小小修正 Small corrections! Small corrections!
我的大麻 Oh, my weed!
你他妈的屎蛋 屁蛋 两光蛋 Motherfucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
佐尔 报告一下进度 Zoil, progress report.
我是海格 长官 佐尔探员不再主控全局了 This is Haggard, sir. Agent Zoil is no longer in command.
我才不管是谁主控 他们在哪里 I don't give a shit who's in command. Where the fuck are they?
就在我前面 往东朝莱陀溪方向移动 Just ahead of me, heading east towards Lytle Creek.
我要那家伙的命 懂吗 I don't wanna hear from anybody until that cocksucker is dead! Get me?
是 先生 Yes, sir.
女士 Ma'am.
该死 God damn it!
这是政府的官方行动 This is official government business!
不要妨碍公务 别逼我使用致命武力 Stand down, or I am authorized to use deadly force.
那家伙抓了我女儿 That thing has my daughter!
这不是你的任务 This isn't your mission!
这是上帝给我的任务 I'm on a mission from God!
告诉他你失败了 Tell him you failed.
可恶 后面有追兵 Shit! We got company.
他想超车 He's trying to overtake us!
- 别让他超车 - 那要硬撞 - Don't let him get past! - Should I ram him?
- 那租车押金怎么办 - 去他的押金 - What about the deposit? - Fuck the deposit.
你疯了 You're crazy!
莱陀溪国家公园
该死 Fuck.
妈的 来啊 Oh, fuck! Come on!
笑一个 你这混蛋 Smile, you son of a bitch!
眼睛看前面 笨蛋 Eyes forward, butthorn.
你认为他会没事吗 Do you think he'll be okay?
对 他会没事的 Yeah, he'll be fine.
- 海格 - 我是佐尔 - Haggard. - Zoil.
另外两个呢 Where are the other two?
一个撞车炸死了 另一个炸死在屋里 One crashed and burned, the otherjust burned.
天啊 真是失误连连 Jesus Christ! This has been one fuck-up after another.
我应该亲自处理的 I should have handled this myself.
我很接近了 你给我一小时 I am very close. You give me one hour.
一小时 到时候我要陪州长享用小点心呢 An hour? I'll be eating canapés with the governor in an hour.
我要这一切立刻结束 I need this wrapped up now!
不 他们是我的 可恶 我会彻底解决此事 No, no. They're mine, damn it. I'm gonna finish this, once and for all.
太迟了 佐尔 我要使出非常手段 Too late, Zoil. I'm bringing in the big guns.
反正谈话很无趣 Boring conversation anyway.
安息吧 我的朋友 你一直是忠实可靠的良驹 Fare thee well, my friend. You were a faithful and mighty steed.
我不敢相信车子挂了 I can't believe she's gone.
真是太悲惨了 Ain't that a bag of tits.
现在怎么办 保罗 Oh, what'll we do now, Paul?
保罗 Paul?
保罗 你去哪里 Paul, where are you going?
看到没 我说过了吧 各位 See? What did I tell you, fellas?
你一看到就知道了 You'd know it when you saw it.
当然 Of course.
对 发射烟火炮 Ah! Right. Shoots flaming balls. Whoo!
- 快点燃那玩意吧 - 烟火可不是玩具 保罗 - Can you just light the fucking thing? - Fireworks are not toys, Paul.
- 安全距离是多少 - 对 - What is the suggested safe distance? - Right.
- 150公尺 - 应该躲在那排树后面 - 500 feet. - That's going to put us behind the tree line.
- 那就看不到整个效果了 - 这倒是 - We're not gonna enjoy the full effect. - That's true, actually.
嘿 搞什么… Hey, what the...
你们现在才跑 Oh! Now you're running, huh?
这不好笑 那很危险耶 That's not funny. That's dangerous.
现在呢 What now?
我们等 We wait.
对 Yes.
- 真惊人 - 谢谢 - That's amazing. - Thank you.
不错嘛 Not bad.
你猜对三次了 That's three times you've done that now.
我不曾见过有谁… I never met anyone...
不 你别想 Oh, no, you don't.
等一下 Wait a minute.
站在原地 你这绿色小妖怪 Stay where you are, you little green bastard!
是大头 It's the Big Guy.
该演员为西格妮·韦弗 《异形》女主角
俗话说得好 Well, what do you know?
这世界真小 Small world.
- 保罗 - 佐尔 - Paul! - Zoil?
别动 Don't fucking move!
好 大家冷静 Okay, everyone be cool. Everyone just be cool.
我必须说 我有点受伤 佐尔探员 I gotta say, I'm a little hurt, Agent Zoil.
他介绍我认识我太太 他是我朋友 He introduced me to my wife. He's my friend.
你这笨蛋 原本你再15年 就能爬到我现在的位子 You stupid son of a bitch. You could've been where I am in 15 years.
- 我不想坐你的位子 - 太可惜了 - I don't want to be where you are. - Too bad,
看看我是怎样掌握大局的人 seeing as how I'm the one holding all the cards.
当我说到"出手段"时 当然是指我这个 And when I say "cards," I of course mean
超级大人物 big fucking gun.
很大大人物 Very big gun.
- 我们走 莫克 - 别叫我莫克 - Let's go, Mork. - Don't call me Mork.
- 不 - 各位 你们不必这样 - No. - Guys, you don't have to do this.
不 他哪里也不去 No, he's going nowhere.
闭嘴 怪胎 Can it, nerds.
要不是我念在你们会在"关塔那摩湾"里 Shit, I'd shoot you now if I didn't get off on the idea
被五花大绑的猥亵 老娘早对你们开枪了 of your being hog-tied and pissed on in Guantanamo Bay.
关塔那摩湾早就关了 They've shut Guantanamo Bay.
是吗 Did they?
扪心自问吧 Be honest with yourselves.
都到了这节骨眼 你以为你能怎么做啊 What do you think you can possibly bring to the table at this point in the game?
盲之愤怒 Blind fury.
不划算吧 我就说了 False economy. I told you.
闪一边 娘炮 Step aside, fag.
格雷姆（克林贡语）
揍扁这女人（克林贡语）
老兄 Oh! Dude!
真疯狂 lnsane!
- 鲁思 - 别碰她 你这贱人 - Ruth! - Get away from her, you bitch!
佐尔 你还好吧 Zoil, you okay, man?
- 好个计划 对吧 - 我知道 是吧 - So much for the plan, huh? - I know, right?
抱歉我在农庄电昏你 Sorry I zapped you at the farmhouse.
没关系 抱歉我没在基地外头等你 That's okay. I'm sorry I wasn't there to meet you outside the base.
我到的时候 你已经走了 By the time I got there, you'd already gone.
但我看到你有备用计划了 But I see you got yourself a plan B, huh?
可不是 他们是我的朋友 Did I ever. These are my friends.
- 哈罗 - 很高兴认识你们 - Hello. - Pleasure to meet you boys.
- 你们做得很好 - 谢谢 佐尔探员 - You did a hell of a job. - Thank you, Agent Zoil.
叫我罗伦佐吧 Please call me Lorenzo.
电影《Loren's oil》谐音梗
- 罗伦佐·佐尔 - 罗伦佐·佐尔 - Lorenzo Zoil? - Lorenzo Zoil?
没错 That's right.
鲁思 Ruth!
爸爸 Papa?
圣经
- 保罗 - 鲁思 - Paul! - Ruth!
真是差一点点 That was close.
我的天 Oh, my!
不 No!
天啊 格雷姆 Oh, God, Graeme.
格雷姆 Graeme!
- 我无意要… - 把枪放下 巴格斯先生 - I never meant to... - Put the gun down, Mr. Buggs.
丢掉他妈的枪 爸 Drop the fucking gun, Dad!
不 Oh, no!
我真的很爱这件T恤 I really liked this T-shirt.
这都是我的错 我们不该来这里度假的 This is all my fault. We should never have come on holiday.
不 没事 克莱夫 No, no. It's fine. It's fine, Clive.
我们玩得很开心 对不对 We've had a good time, haven't we?
对 但是你中枪了 Yeah. But you got shot.
我知道 但我必须说 克莱夫 这是我玩过最开心的一次 Yeah, I know. But I can honestly say, Clive, this is the most fun I have ever had.
格雷姆 Graeme?
我要试一试 好吗 I've gotta try, right?
- 是吗 - 不 不 - Yeah? - No, no.
保罗 你考虑清楚 Paul, think about this.
保罗 Paul!
保罗 Paul?
真不舒服 我还不能吃掉他 Oh, that sucked. I don't even get to eat him.
那不是很危险吗 Wasn't that really, really dangerous?
有时你就是要冒一次险 Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice.
真是奇迹 It's a miracle!
一定是上帝显灵了 The Lord has delivered his healing hand!
你说服不了这些人的 You can't win with these people.
- 抱歉我爸杀了你 - 没关系 - Sorry you got killed by my dad. - That's fine.
- 你要再试试那个吻吗 - 干 要啊 - Do you want to try that kiss again? - Fuck, yeah.
你们说怪不怪 地球就是靠这些怪咖传承下来的 Well, what do you know? The geek shall inherit the Earth.
怎样 Huh?
嗯 这不是… Well, ain't this...
我错了 这才像叠叠乐啊 I changed my mind. That is Jenga.
感觉好多了 It feels better.
怎样 Okay?
真好 Oh, that's good.
- 照片很棒 - 谢谢 - This is a nice one of you. - Thank you.
你看 巴格斯先生 Look, Mr. Buggs.
这趟旅程很刺激吧 It's been a hell of a ride, huh?
抱歉我把你吓坏了 Sorry I frightened the shit out of you.
你没有吓坏我 你解放了我 You didn't frighten me. You freed me.
我很高兴 I'm glad.
真不错 That's nice.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 好好照顾她 老爹 Hey, take care of her, big man.
我会的 先生 愿上帝与你同在 Oh, I will, sir. And God be with you.
对 随便啦 Yeah, whatever, dude. Sure.
替我和凯伦说再见 Say bye to Karen for me.
一路平安 小滑头 Safe trip, Short Round.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 你要和我一起走 - 什么 - Oh, you're coming with me. - What?
我毁了你的生活 泰拉 I ruined your life, Tara.
我认为我该给你一个新生活 I think it's only right I give you a new one.
我没带我的牙刷 I don't have my toothbrush.
宝贝 我们要去的地方 你根本不需牙齿 Baby, where we're going, you don't need teeth.
没错 继续走 来吧 女孩 That's right. Right on. Get in there, girl.
对 她没问题 她和我一起的 让她进去 对 Yeah, she's cool. She's with me. Let her in. Yeah. No.
两位 Gentlemen.
我一直想问 你觉得我写的书怎样 I meant to ask, what did you think of the book?
我喜欢 我真的喜欢 I liked it, actually. I really liked it.
里面有不少好点子 There's lot of good ideas in it.
老实说 我觉得很难全部看完 I kind of found it hard to finish, to be honest.
对 我也有同感 Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
知道吗 就像我常讲的 You know, as I always say,
在你能编织美梦前 你得先编出好故事 "You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream."
那是亚当·谢德柴说的耶 That's what Adam Shadowchild said.
那个老混蛋 他抄袭老子的啦 That asshole! He stole that from me.
- 事实上他是有点混蛋 - 没错 超混蛋 - He was a bit of an asshole, actually. - Yeah, he was.
- 你可以带在路上看 - 对 当然要 - Keep it for the journey home, if you like. - Oh, yeah. Definitely.
三个奶头啊
太棒了
我想我们都从中学到一些事 It's safe to say we've all learned something from this.
做你自己 讲话要发自内心 像这类的 Be yourselves. Speak from your heart. Some shit like that, I don't know.
对 我感觉自己有些不同了 Yeah, you know, I certainly feel a bit different.
我也是 And me.
谢了 两位 Thank you, guys.
- 不 谢谢你 - 对 谢了 保罗 - No, thank you. - Yeah, thanks, Paul.
抱一下 Hugs?
来吧 Come on.
克莱夫 我发现你硬了 Clive, I can feel your boner.
下次见了 Till next time.
- 真酷 对吧 - 真惊人 - So cool, isn't it? - It's amazing!
再见 Goodbye!
再见 再见了 See you! Goodbye!
这艘船起飞很慢 有点尴尬 This ship takes off very slowly. It's a little awkward.
再见 Goodbye!
你们可以飞快点吗 快嘛 Can you guys take off any faster? Come on!
这很棒吧 That was good, wasn't it?
两年后
嘿 Hey.
- 莉雅一族 - 谢谢 - Leias! - Thank you. Cheers.
抱歉 你是谁 Sorry. Who are you?
某个爱你的人 Someone who loves you.
嘿 我以为你要打扮成神奇女侠的 Hey! I thought you were coming as Wonder Woman today.
好的 让我们欢迎 All right, would you please welcome
今年尼布隆奖和畅销书的得奖二人组 the team behind this year's multi-Nebulon-award-winning best seller.
对了 他们是我的朋友 By the way, these are friends of mine.
- 我以你为荣 格雷姆 - 我以你为荣 香肠哥 - I'm very proud of you, Graeme. - I'm very proud of you, Sausage.
来吧 Come on.
佩特·史蒂芬 第一章出现的佩特·史蒂芬 Pat Stevens? Like, Pat Stevens from Chapter 1 ?
我本人 The very same.
我一直以为你高一点 You know, I always pictured you taller.
- 等我站起来你就知道 - 我喜欢 - You should see me standing up. - Oh, I'd like that.
我不知道你竟然这么漂亮 I didn't realize you were so damn pretty.
等我脱掉这身衣服你就知道 You should see me out of these crazy clothes.
我喜欢 I'd like that.
我不能 I can't.
我了解 显然他们指派我… I understand, apparently, they are citing me as the...
真是的 你知道… Well, fuck. You know...
请上台来 克莱夫·高林斯 格雷姆·威利 Please welcome to the stage, Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy.
掌声鼓励 Give it up.
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
恭喜 Congratulations.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
保罗
格雷姆 克莱夫 Graeme! Clive!
我认识他们 I know those guys!
- 你 - 嗨 - You! - Hi.
保罗 来点第三类接触也不错