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《非常父女档》 Instructions Not Included
我爸曾经对我说 恐惧 My Dad used to say that fear
就像是自然界里可以为人所征服的动物 is like the creatures in nature that man can tame.
像动物? 哪种动物? A creature? Like which one?
就像... Like...
...就像一只狼 ...like a wolf.
-为什么是狼? -因为如果狼 - Why a wolf? - Because if a wolf...
一旦看到你表现出恐惧 就会袭击你 ...sees you're scared, it will attack you.
你必须紧紧盯着它看 You have to stare back at it...
学着驯服它 把它吓走 to learn how to tame it, to scare it away.
他还说恐惧也分程度不同 He'd also say there were big fears and small fears.
坚持住 儿子 没事的 Hold on, son. Everything's okay.
所以我给你起名叫瓦伦汀 [词根在西语里是勇敢的意思] That's why I named you Valentin.
因为你非常勇敢 Because you're so brave.
爸爸 求你了 让我出来吧! 爸爸! Dad, please, let me out of here! Dad!
我爸不仅让我为今生今世的恐惧做好准备 My Dad not only prepared me for this world's fears.
坚持住 小子 就快到半夜了 Hold on, kiddo. It's almost midnight.
征服你的恐惧 儿子 没事的 Tame the fear son. Everything's okay.
记住这个 Remember...
他还考虑到了我百年之后的恐惧 He also prepared me for the fears of the afterlife.
求你了 爸爸 放我出去 爸爸 Please, Dad! Let me out, Dad!
过来 你可真勇敢啊 儿子! Come here. You're so brave, son!
祝贺你! 怎么了? Congratulations! What happened?
-你尿裤子了吗? -不 不是我 - Did you pee yourself? - No, it wasn't me.
-是狼尿的 -什么狼? 你疯了吗? - It was the wolf. - What wolf? You're crazy.
-我们回家去吧 -不 放开我! - Let's go home. - No, let go of me!
-我再也不爱你了 -可我爱你啊! - I don't love you anymore! - But I do!
来 我们再去抓几个鬼 快跑! Come on, let's go find some ghosts! Run!
但就算他已经尽了这么大努力 说实话 Even though, honestly...
我还是没办法克服这些恐惧 无论是小的 ...I was never able to master the small fears...
别把我扔到水里 爸爸! Don't throw me in the water, Dad!
-还是中等的 -这是为了你好! - ...or the medium ones... - It's for your own good!
如果你跳了 你就再也不会害怕了 If you do this, you'll never be scared again...
-更别说这么大的恐惧了 -爸! -...or the big ones. - Dad!
25年后 25 YEARS LATER
哦 快吻我 Unh. Kiss me.
但如果连克服这大中小号的 But if I couldn't master the big fears...
各种恐惧都做不到 ...the medium fears and the small fears...
我爱死你紧紧握着我的手了 I love it when you grab my hand.
就更别提征服这一切恐惧的根源 ...let alone the mother of all fears:
瓦伦汀... Valentin...
跟我结婚吧! ...marry me!
承诺了! Commitment!
瓦伦汀! Valentin!
- 瓦伦汀…-嗯? - Valentin... - Hm?
你爱我吗? ...do you love me?
-嗯哼 -为什么? - Mm-hm. - Why?
我爱你是因为… I love you because...
因为你与众不同 ...because you're different.
因为你...与众不同 Because you're... different.
因为你与众不同 Because you're different.
因为你与众不同! Because you're different!
你爱我吗? Do you love me?
当然了 Of course
我太喜欢你了 茱莉 I adore you, Julie.
你是我今生唯一的挚爱 You're my first and last love.
20个月后... 20 MONTHS LATER...
你能在这里稍等一下吗? Can you just hang on a second, okay?
瓦伦汀 Valentin.
你哪位? Yes?
我们见过吗? Have we met?
我… 我是你的一生挚爱啊 I... I was your endless love.
什么? What?
我是你一年半前的一生挚爱啊 I was your eternal love a year and a half ago.
哦 对! 没错! Oh, yeah! Right!
-这是你的孩子? -对 - Is that your baby? - Yes.
你结婚了吗? Did you get married?
没有 你这白痴 她是你女儿 No, you idiot! She's your daughter.
不 等一下! No. Hold on a minute!
我不想要孩子 I don't want to have children.
我不想要任何麻烦 更何况这孩子长得根本不像我 I don't want troubles, and that baby doesn't even look like me...
你有10美元吗? Do you have ten dollars?
-啥? -10美元 付车钱 - What? - Ten dollars, to pay the cab.
不 我没有美元 我看看 No, I don't have dollars. Let me see...
你先抱一下 Hold on.
嘘 嘘 嘘! 别看了! 看了也没奶喝 Ch-ch-ch-ch! Stop that! That's not your food.
我觉得你妹妹大概不会回来带孩子了 I don't think your sister is coming back for the baby.
实际上 The truth is...
看上去好像 ...it looks like...
我就是孩子的父亲 ...I'm the baby's father.
你和你妹妹生的? You did it with your sister?
不! 不 不是的! No! No, no!
不 其实… 好吧… 她不是我妹妹 No, it's just that... Well... she's not my sister.
但她确实去付了打车钱 But she did go to pay the cab, though.
那好… Well...
-抱稳了! -怎么回事? - Here! - What?
怎么了? What?
我刚想起来要去看医生 I just remembered I have to go to the doctor.
对 我…前列腺有点问题 Yes, I have a problem with my... prostate.
没错 再见 亲爱的 Yes. Bye, honey.
女人没有前列腺 Women don't have prostates.
没有吗? No?
对啊 所以我才要去看医生嘛 拜拜 Well, that's why I have to see a doctor. Bye.
嘿 可是 你们说过整个周末都要呆在这儿的! Hey, but... you said you'd stay the whole weekend!
嘿 你了解你妈妈的 Hey, you know your mom.
她不会就这样把你留在这儿 对吗? She wouldn't leave you here, would she?
她会吗? Would she?
喂? Hello?
嗨 是我 茱莉 Hi, it's me. Julie.
哪个茱莉? 噢 茱莉! What Julie? Oh, Julie!
听着 我... 我很抱歉 Look, I'm... I'm sorry.
请好好照顾她 她只是个孩子 Please take good care of her. She's just a baby.
-茱莉 你在哪儿? -我… - Julie, where are you? - I...
-茱莉! -我不能 - Julie! - I can't.
我不能这样 I can't do it.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
…你不能怎么样? ...what is it you can't do?
茱莉? Julie?
茱莉 你在哪儿? 茱莉! Julie, where are you? Julie!
乘坐2264号航班前往洛杉矶的旅客 Passengers on Flight 2264 bound for Los Angeles...
请到9号门登机 ...please proceed to Gate 9.
我真是个蠢蛋! I'm such a moron!
下次我让你一个人待着你再连个声都不出的话 The next time I leave you alone and you don't say anything...
我保证会丢下你 ...I swear I'll leave you.
机场 AIRPORT
打扰一下 女士 你有没有看到一个金发 Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen a blonde girl...
二十多岁 样子像嬉皮士的女孩? ...kind of hippy, in her twenties?
茱莉! Julie!
茱莉! 茱莉! Julie! Julie!
你的孩子! Your baby!
茱莉! Julie!
不 不 这太难了 又塌了! No, no. It's hard. It falls down!
- 瓦伦丁! -你能来换尿布吗 萨米? - Valentin! - Can you change diapers, Sammy?
好啊 当然可以 没必要搞得很恶心的样子 Yeah, sure. It doesn't have to be disgusting.
是有点脏 但你只要换完之后 It's dirty, but you just have to...
去厕所洗个手就好了啊 ...Igo to the bathroom and wash my hands afterwards.
-茱迪斯在哪儿? -她在那儿 我来喊她一声 - Where's Judeisi? - She's over there. I'll call her.
茱迪斯! Judeisi!
这是什么? What is this?
好了 乖孩子 That's it, my baby.
她可真安静 She's so quiet
我来给她换尿布 I'll change her diaper.
你叫什么名字呀? 瓦伦汀 她叫什么? What's your name? What's her name, Valentin?
我不知道 I don't know.
这上面肯定有 It must be here.
玛姬? Maggie?
她叫玛姬 和那种酱同名[雀巢的Maggi Sauce] Her name is Maggie. She's named after a sauce.
-孩子 来吃点蔬菜 -你在干什么? - Have some vegetables, kid. - What are you doing?
我在喂她胡萝卜 I'm giving her carrots.
那个太辣了 That's too spicy.
你为什么不留下她? Why don't you just keep her?
你也该安定下来了 It's high time you settled down.
不可能! 我该拿一个婴儿怎么办? No way! What would I do with a baby?
再也没有自由 也没有来旅游的姑娘了! Goodbye freedom, goodbye tourists!
我该靠什么谋生? 我可能都要去找工作了 What will I do for a living? I might even have to get a job.
你还必须学英语 And you'll have to learn English.
否则等到以后她会说话了 你就听不懂她在说什么 'Cause when she starts talking, you won't understand her.
我还要送她去学校 喂她吃饭 I'll have to send her to school, feed her.
一天三次 每天如此 Every day, three times a day.
要像个傻子一样哄她 好让她乖乖吃饭 And speak to her like a dummy so she'll eat.
快吃啊 宝贝! 快吃啊 宝贝! Eat, baby! Eat, baby!
还要一次又一次看巴尼 [动画片 主角是紫色的霸王龙巴尼] And I'll have to watch Barney over and over.
等到有一天她会问我什么她会长咪咪 One day she'll ask me why she's growing boobs.
等她长大一些 她就会要借我的车 When she's older, she'll want to borrow my car.
她男朋友把她肚子搞大之后我还得去扁他 不 不要! I'll have to beat up her boyfriend when he knocks her up. No, no!
而且 我当爸爸肯定烂透了 Besides, I'll suck as a Dad.
嘿 我有个好主意! 写信给安吉丽娜·茱莉 Hey, I have an idea! Write to Angelina Jolie.
跟她说孩子是从阿卡普尔科或者瓦哈卡[均为墨西哥地名]来的 Tell her the baby's from Acapulco or Oaxaca.
也许她会领养她 Maybe she'll adopt her.
我想到了! 我们去你家吧 I know! Let's go to your house.
我又找到一个盒子 I found this other box.
你一定还有些那个叫茱莉的女人留下的东西 You must have something from that Julie woman.
她没有留给你什么纪念品吗? Didn't she leave you a souvenir?
她留了 She did.
但我把它和盘尼西林一起扔了 But I got rid of it with penicillin.
我是说 她一定留过电话号码或是地址之类的 I mean, a telephone number, an address. Something.
这儿有一封Julie写来的信 某个Julie Here's a letter from a Julie. A Julie.
-真的吗? -对 你看 - Really? - Yes, look.
-她写过信来? -你不知道吗? - She wrote a letter? - Didn't you know?
她在一年半前写来的 She wrote it a year and a half ago.
你看! Look!
让我看看! Let me see!
她有没有说怎么联系她 有没有电话号码之类的? Does she say how to contact her, a phone number, anything?
没有 No.
她只写了: It only says:
我想念你亲吻我的… "I miss you kissing my..."
写得也太直白了! How very explicit!
在LA献上我的吻 Kisses from L.A.
LA是啥意思? What does L.A. mean?
难道不是“我爱美国”么? Loving American, no?
-去这个酒店找她 -什么酒店? - Look for her at this hotel. - What hotel?
这个 看 加利福尼亚山庄酒店 看上去她好像在那里工作 This one. Look. California Hills Hotel. It looks like she works there.
那酒店在哪儿? Where is that?
嘿 那可在洛杉矶呢 我几乎不懂英语 Hey, that's in Los Angeles. I barely understand English.
我讨厌英语 从来没及格过 I hate the language. I always flunked it.
还有 我都穷得叮当响了 Besides, I'm broke.
你还怕坐飞机 好恐怖哟! And you're scared of flying. Really scared.
你瞎说 我根本不怕坐飞机 You're crazy. I'm not scared of planes.
那么 你除了留下这孩子也没有别的选择了 Well, then you have no choice but to keep the baby.
哦! 她可真是个小美人 Oh! She's so beautiful.
你以后一定会爱上她的 You'll end up falling in love with her.
我才不怕坐飞机呢 I've never been scared of airplanes.
只是… It's just that...
如果我们走路的话 能省很多钱 ...if we go by road, we'll save money.
我们还能有更多时间聊天 We'll have more time to chat.
可以有更多父女独处的宝贵时间 We'll have more father-daughter moments.
听着 不是说我要把你还给你妈妈 就是不爱你 Now, if I return you to your mom it doesn't mean I don't love you.
只是你在那边生活得会更好 It's just that you'll be better off there.
比如说 在美国电影上映都早得多 For example, movies premiere much earlier there.
想想吧 《暮光之城》第一部在这里上映的时候 Just think. When Twilight premiered here...
那儿都上映第四部了 ...it was already Breaking Dawn there.
还有 如果你留在这里 Besides, if you stay here...
你也会长得很漂亮 但肯定又黑又矮 you'll be pretty, but darker and smaller.
不过 如果你在那边长大 But, if you grow up there...
你可能会变成 金发碧眼 you'll probably be blonde, blue-eyed...
身材高挑的大美人哦 ...tall.
还有啊 在这里你随时都有可能被抢劫 Besides, here you could get mugged any time...
天知道是被贼还是警察抢 ...by a thief or a cop.
更别提政府腐败成这样…. Not to mention the corruption...
满街毒贩子… ..drug dealers...
到处都在游行示威… ...demonstrations...
交通也一塌糊涂... ...the traffic...
还有政客... ...the politicians...
贫富差距... ...gaps...
国家队也不给力... ...the national soccer team.
这里啥都不好 There are only disadvantages here.
哈? What?
你又睡着了? Are you sleeping again?
但现在该喝奶了! But it's time to eat!
你不想喝点吗? Don't you want to eat?
瞧 你的牛奶还热着呢 Look. Your milk is warm now.
我支持堕胎! I want an abortion!
劣质避孕套都去死! Damn cheap condoms!
那孩子是真的吗? Is the baby real?
上来! Get in!
我叫卢佩 My name is Lupe.
够了! Enough!
乖 乖 别再哭了! Shh, shh. Enough!
够了! Enough!
我叫你别哭了! I said it's enough!
够了! It's enough!
你会换尿布吗? Can you change diapers?
我只是问问 ...I was just asking...
噢! 真恶心! Oh! Yuck!
她生病了吗? Is she sick?
抱歉 Sorry.
不过这次不是她 It wasn't her this time.
现在就给她换尿布 好吗? Change her already, will you?
我宁可拿她去换个安静的小孩 I'll change her for a quiet baby.
别在这儿开玩笑了 快给她换! Don't try to be funny. Change her!
让我先吃完汉堡 I'll just finish my burger first.
现在就去! Right now!
好主意 Good idea.
马上就去! Right now!
看到了? See?
你本来3小时前就可以给她换的 You could've changed her three hours ago.
她打起嗝来声音跟我真像! She sounded just like me!
我们真是一模一样啊 小可爱! We're identical, mija!
听着 这孩子就是美国人! Look, the baby's a gringa!
我只是要把她送回洛杉矶她妈妈那里 然后我就回来 I'll just drop her off with her mom in L.A. and come back.
你的签证呢? Your visa?
噢… 我跟你说了我没有签证 我不知道 警官先生 Oh... I told you I don't have one, I didn't know, Mr. Copper.
但我不会留下来的 我只是要把她送去给她妈妈 然后我就立刻回来 But I'm not staying. I'll just drop her off and come right back.
我今天就会回来 I'll be back today.
你可以拿着我的手表和身份证留作证据 You can have my watch and my ID as proof that...
我保证5个小时就回来 ...I'll be back in 5 hours.
出来 Get out.
什么? What?
他不信吗? Didn't he go for it?
为什么你不告诉我你没有签证? Why didn't you tell me you didn't have a visa?
你们也是去洛杉矶的吗? Are you going to Los Angeles, too?
嘘! Shh!
啊… Ah...
水! Water!
向你泽娜伊达阿姨问好 Say hello to your Aunt Zenaida.
当心! 起来 Careful! Get up.
亲爱的 跟科塔说一声 Say hello to Queta, babe.
告诉她奶奶都没有坚持到库埃纳瓦卡[墨西哥南部城市] Tell her that grandma didn't even make it to Cuernavaca.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 卢佩 Thank you, Lupe.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你知道这个酒店在哪里吗? Do you know where this hotel is?
不 伙计 她已经不在这儿工作了 Nah, man. She doesn't work here anymore.
她… 她去墨西哥找孩子她爸了 She... She went down to Mexico looking for her baby's father.
之后我想她可能去纽约上学什么的了 Then I think she was going to New York for school or something.
对了 她把电话号码留下了 You know what? She left her phone number here.
你要我去帮你查一查吗? You want me to look it up for you?
就在里面的电脑上 好吗? It's just in the computer back there. Yeah?
我可以告把号码给你 稍等一下 I can give it to you. Just give me one second.
我可以去找她 I'll find her.
嘿 慢点 抱歉你不能带孩子进来 Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, but you can't bring children in here.
你说什么? What?
孩子不能进来 No children.
为什么狗能进? But the dog?
孩子就是不能进 No children.
那为什么狗可以? What about the dog?
孩子不能进 No children.
别扯淡了 他们明明让狗进去的 Gimme a break. They let the dog in.
嘿 老乡 帮个忙 你认识这个姑娘吗? Hey, paisana, help me out. Do you know this girl?
不好意思 我听不懂你说什么 Sorry, I don't understand.
茱莉 她叫茱莉 Julie. Her name is Julie.
噢 对了 她之前是… Oh, yeah. She was...
在这里教有氧操的… ...the aerobics instructor...
后来他们抓到她在总统套房和客人乱搞 就把她开了 ...until they caught her having sex with a guest in the presidential suite.
总统套房? Presidential suite?
-对啊 就是总统套房 -没错 -Presidential suite, yeah. - Yeah.
我才不要在这部片里用什么垃圾特效呢 I don't want any CGI bullshit in this movie.
我要用真人演员 I want to use a real guy.
这儿就没有一个特技替身还有点胆量了吗? Isn't there a single stuntman left in this town with any balls?
听着 这不过是跳个13楼 对吧? 只有13层楼而已嘛 Listen, it's only a 13-floor jump, okay? Thirteen floors...
到底能有多难啊? 别挂 ...how hard can that be? Hold on.
啊 女主角候选的照片终于到了 快进来 Ah, finally. The leading girl's headshots have just come in. Come on.
呃 这到底是…? 这个傻子一样的女人他妈是谁? Yeah. Who the...? Who the hell is this bimbo?
他们告诉我… I was told...
嘿 这是在开玩笑吗? 你干吗给我寄一张… Look, is this some kind of joke? Why would you send me a Polaroid...
-不知道什么该死的人的快照? -茱莉? 你在吗? ...of a frigging nobody? -Julie? Julie?
你给我听好了 我跟你没什么好说的了 给我接选角 You know what, this conversation is over. Put Casting on.
-你能打给茱莉吗? -好了 别吵! -Can you call Julie? -Yeah. Shh!
邦妮 听着 亲爱的 我问你 你干吗跟我过不去? Bonnie, sweetheart. Listen, come on, why are you busting my balls?
你说什么 你还没寄出来? What do you mean, you haven't sent them yet?
给你送信的就站在我跟前呢 I've got your messenger standing right in front of me.
邦妮 我说"刚才"的意思是5秒钟前 不是2小时前 Bonnie, when I say "immediately," I mean five seconds ago, not two hours ago.
对 所以我才要你了立刻去办 对 Yeah, but that's why I asked you to do it now. Yeah.
-两个小时… -嘿 小姑娘! - Two hours... - Hey, girl!
宝宝! Baby!
叫什么来着? 叫什么来着? 她的名字是一种酱 What was it? What was it? She was named after a sauce.
巧路拉 [墨西哥一个辣酱品牌]! …不对… Cholula...! ...no...
塔巴斯科! ...塔巴斯科[美国辣酱品牌]. Tabasc...! ...Tabasco.
瓦伦蒂娜! 瓦伦蒂娜! [墨西哥另外一个辣酱品牌] Valentina! Valentina!
好了 你能闭上那该死的嘴安静一会儿吗? 好了 Okay. Could you shut the fuck up for a second? Yes.
-来看看我又没有个很你说清楚 -宝宝! - So let me see if I get this straight... - Baby!
不 别把我扔到水里去 爸爸 拜托了! No, don't throw me in the water. Dad, please!
-哈哈哈 -爸爸! - Ha-ha-ha. - Dad!
如果你跳了 你就再也不会害怕了 哈哈哈! If you do this, you'll never be scared again. Ha-ha-ha!
真是见鬼了 Holy shit.
我得记着你的名字! I have to learn your name!
你会成为一个伟大的替身演员 You could be a great stuntman.
你很勇敢 You're brave.
这里的人 Here...
他们都是胆小鬼! ...they're all softies!
不 不 我住在阿卡普尔科 No. No, I live in Acapulco.
我只想带着 I only want to go back with...
我女儿回去 ...my daughter.
我不要当非法劳工 I don't want to be a wetback.
啊 不好意思 毛巾 再多拿几条毛巾 Ah. Sorry. Towels. More towels.
很快说一下 听着 Quickly. Listen.
你过边境…走开 When you cross... Shoo.
你过边境的时候 When you cross the border...
他们看到这孩子是美国人 ...and they see the baby is a gringa...
一定会把她带走 你也会去坐牢 ...they'll take her away and you'll go to jail.
去坐牢 To jail.
好好想想吧 Think it over.
我会给你一份特技演员的好工作 I'll give you a good job as a stuntman.
1岁 ONE YEAR
2岁 TWO YEARS
便便! 便便! Poop! Poop!
玛姬! Maggie!
3岁 THREE YEARS
玛姬! Maggie!
玛姬亲爱的 你为什么要在墙上画画? Maggie, why did you draw on the walls, honey?
我跟你说过不要在墙上画 否则我还买本子干嘛 I told you not to draw on the walls. That's what notebooks are for.
别哭 小宝贝! Don't cry, honey!
安静 Calm down.
乖 不哭了 Calm down, don't cry.
不要凶我! Don't yell at me!
惊喜! Surprise!
-啊! 啊!-惊喜! - Aah! Aah! - Surprise!
5岁 FIVE YEARS
6岁 SIX YEARS
玛姬! Maggie!
7岁 SEVEN YEARS
爸爸 该你上了 Dad, it's your turn.
来了 玛姬 Coming, Maggie.
为什么你每次工作前总要到厕所来? Why do you always go to the bathroom before work?
你害怕吗? Are you scared?
才不是呢! No way!
我才没害怕呢 我只是在集中注意力 I'm not scared, I'm concentrating.
什么叫集中注意力? What's that?
就是思考 Thinking.
集中注意力就是在思考 To concentrate is to think.
噢 那你是用大脑在集中注意力喽? Oh. And you use your brain to concentrate?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
我听到你在想什么了 I heard what you're thinking.
瓦伦汀! Valentin!
啊 亲爱的 你爸爸在哪里? Ah. Where's your dad, sweetie?
他在集中注意力呢 He's concentrating.
你去坐下吧 好吗? Can you go take your seat, please?
谢谢 Thanks.
你没事吧 伙计? You okay, buddy?
你知道我讨厌英语 对吧? You know I hate English, okay?
哦 好吧 你看 Yeah, fine, look.
我们都在等你 玛姬已经过去了 We're waiting for you. Maggie's already there.
马上就来 Coming.
快告诉我: Just remind me:
我到底发什么神经要做这种事? Why the hell am I doing this?
嗯 因为… Um, because...
因为你只会做这个 Because it's the only thing you know.
因为你害怕他们不会让你带玛姬去墨西哥 Because you're scared they won't let you take Maggie to Mexico.
因为… Because...
…没有什么别的工作能让你一天挣1万美金了! ...no other job pays up to 10,000 dollars a day!
-因为… -好了 好了 好了 - Because... - Okay, okay, okay.
-够了 够了 – 好了 来吧 - Enough. That's enough. - Okay. Come on.
我们走 Let's go.
我得说 我觉得这是态度问题 I gotta say, I think it's all about the attitude.
对 我完全同意 强尼 Yeah, totally agree, Johnny.
-你不会想要太狂野 你明白吗? –对 对 - You don't wanna be too wild, you know? - Yeah, yeah.
-就在一个像这样的金字塔… -嗯哼 - In a pyramid just like this one... - Mm-hm.
不过那是在埃及 我妈妈找到了著名的爱后纳菲尔提提 ...but in Egypt, my mom found the famous Nefertiti.
嗯 准备好了吗? Mm. Ready?
你准备好了吗? Are you ready?
告诉她我好了 Tell her I am.
他准备好的 He's ready.
-他到底什么时候才开始学英语啊? –我不知道 - When is he going to learn English? - I don't know.
-大家安静一下 –开机 - Silence, everybody. - Rolling.
第58幕 第一次 Fifty-eight, Take 1.
开拍 Action.
好了 阿兹特克人 Well, Aztec Man.
你到底说不说金子藏在哪里? Are you going to tell us where is the gold hidden?
除非你从我烧着的脚上踩过去 Over my burning feet.
哈! 那就如你所愿 Ha! As you wish.
停! 都别动 让替身进来 Cut! Nobody moves. Bring the stunt in.
玩得开心点 伙计 Enjoy yourself, man.
他说让你玩得开心点 He says to enjoy yourself.
都好了吗? 全体准备 All ready? Everybody standing by.
我们好了 这不在镜头里 We're good. It's not in the shot.
怎么了 爸爸? 你害怕了吗? What's wrong, Dad? Are you scared?
没有 No.
请安静 我们要开始了 Quiet, please. We're rolling camera.
开拍! And action!
停! Cut!
你还好吗 先生? 需要帮忙吗? Are you okay, sir? You need a hand?
刚刚非常棒 瓦伦汀 但是… That was perfect, Valentin. But...
你脸撞上墙的时候能不能不要看上去那么害怕? ...could you try not to look scared when your face smashes against the wall?
别看上去那么害怕 爸爸 我们得再来一遍 Don't look scared, Dad. We'll have to do it again.
-全场安静 –好了 我们开始 - Quiet on the set! - Okay, let's go.
-再来一次 –开机 - One more. - Roll camera.
开拍 Action.
再来一次 One more.
再来一次 Uh... One more.
-停! –快来个人帮帮忙 - Cut! - Need some help.
刚刚那个镜头真不错 That was a good one.
-你还好吗? 先生? 医生! –快点! - Are you okay? Sir? Medic! - Hurry up!
让我进去 Let me in.
我们需要叫救护车 We need an ambulance.
-医生! –抱歉 让我来 - Medic! - Excuse me. I got it.
他没事的 我来就行了 He'll be fine. I got it.
无论摔倒受伤头疼 No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
咒语让你起死回生 ...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
拜托 爷爷 Come on, Grandpa.
无论摔倒受伤头疼 No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
咒语让你起死回生 ...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
忘记就会害怕一生! You'll be scared if you forget!
-爸爸? –嗯? - Dad? - Hm?
我长大之后要跟你一样 I want to be like you when I grow up.
当特技替身? A stuntman?
不 我要长生不死… No, I want to be immortal...
就像你一样 ...just like you.
下午好 Good afternoon.
嗯 布拉沃先生 你的邮件 Um, Mr. Bravo, your mail.
啊 谢谢你 Ah. Thank you.
我想提醒你一下 I'd like to remind you...
电梯维修费的事 请你赶快交吧 ...about the elevator maintenance fee. Please.
我已经交过了 I already paid it.
-噢 你没有交 布拉沃先生 -我昨天就给过你了 - Oh no, Mr. Bravo. - I gave you the money yesterday.
布拉沃先生! 我从来都不会忘记这些事的 Mr. Bravo! I never forget these things.
-没关系 –你还没付钱呢 - It's okay. - You haven't paid.
给你 Here.
-我来把你加进我的名单里 –对 加进去 - I'll write you down on my list. - Yeah, okay.
爸爸 安德斯先生有点健忘 Dad, Mr. Anders is kind of absentminded.
你觉得是吗? You think?
嘿! Hey!
我不能把你的名字放进去 这里写着你还没付钱 I can't write you down! It says here you haven't paid.
等等 等等 哦 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Oh.
-你好 –你好 - Hello. - Hi.
-你好! –你好 - Hi! - Hi!
-你还好吗? –挺好的 挺好的 - How are you? - Fine. Fine.
但我的厕所还是不能用 But my bathroom is still broken.
你到底什么时候来检查我的水管? When are you coming to check my pipes?
晚点去 Later.
好了 再见 Well... Bye.
-再见 –再见 - Bye. - Bye.
-爸爸 –嗯? - Dad. - Hm?
那个女人家的下水道总是坏 对吗? That woman's drain is always clogged, isn't it?
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
-你应该去看看 –嗯哼 - You should take a look at it. - Mm-hm.
想玩吗? Wanna play?
来啊! You're on!
停下! Stop!
-停下! -别挡我的路! - Stop! - Get out of the way!
停下! Stop!
别出声! 嘘! Shut up! Shh!
就是这样! 好样的! That's it! Bravo!
做得好 亲爱的! Well done, honey!
好了 该去洗澡了 小鬼 Okay, time for your bath, kiddo.
过来 Come on.
强尼·布拉沃真的是我的外公吗? ls Johnny Bravo really my grandpa?
没错 That's right.
他为什么从来没有来看过我? Why doesn't he ever visit me?
因为 我跟你说过的 他没有护照 Because, I told you he doesn't have a passport.
而且 他整天忙着跳水呢 Besides, he's working on his diving.
-跟我说说爷爷的事 –又要说? - Tell me about grandpa. - Again?
你已经对他一生的故事都一清二楚了 You know his life by heart.
快讲啊 我就可以说给我朋友们听了 Come on, so I can tell my friends.
好吧 Okay.
强尼·布拉沃是拉克布拉达[墨西哥著名悬崖跳水景点] Johnny Bravo was the greatest...
最伟大的跳水员[当地有跳水员专门为游客表演] ...diver of La Quebrada.
就是这样! That's right!
他热爱从最高的山顶 He loved diving...
跳水的感觉! ...from the very top!
不对 No.
他喜欢从高处跳进垃圾箱! He loved diving into dumpsters!
所有人都喜欢强尼 Everybody loved Johnny.
-因为他有一颗… -大心脏! - Because he had... - A big heart!
不对 No.
因为他鼻子上有个大包 看上去特别滑稽 He had a big pimple on his nose that looked really funny.
不 故事不是这样说的! 跟我讲原来那个 No, that's not right! Tell me the story right.
好的 Okay.
当我还小的时候… When I was a kid...
有一天 你爷爷 ...one day, your grandpa...
把我从拉克布拉达悬崖顶上扔了下来 ...threw me from the top of La Quebrada.
-哈哈 –别笑了 - Ha, ha - Don't laugh.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
那感觉真是糟透了! It was awful!
我那时候大概 I was about...
我也不清楚 可能才六七岁吧 ...I don't know, six or seven years old.
就像你现在这么大 Like you.
但多亏了那一回 But thanks to that...
我之后再也不会害怕了 ...I was never scared again.
我已经7岁了 I'm seven years old...
你什么时候带我去阿卡普尔科让我从拉克布拉达悬崖跳下去? ...when will you take me to Acapulco to jump from La Quebrada?
不行 No.
我不会对你做这种事的 I'd never do that to you.
拜托了 求你了 我也不想害怕任何事情 Come on, please. I don't want to be scared of anything.
投得好! Good shot!
耶! Yes!
好球! Good shot!
-非常好 –轮到你了 - Very good. - Your turn.
-爸爸 到你了 -马上就来 你先替我投 - Dad, it's your turn. - Coming. Take my turn.
我们看看 Let's see.
账单 Bills...
还是账单 ...more bills.
-什么? –快看 玛姬! - What? - Look, Maggie!
妈妈写信来了! A letter from mom!
"亲爱的玛姬…" "Dear Maggie..."
"我实在太忙了 没有时间来看你" "...I've been too busy to come and see you,"
"因为我正在拯救世界" "cause I've saving the world."
"在我回家的路上 我停下来想给你买个礼物" "On my way home, I stopped to buy you a present."
"突然 一个穿得像蝙蝠的蒙面人" "And that was when, a mysterious masked man..."
"出现了 并请求我帮助他" "...dressed as a bat, asked me to help him..."
"他希望我帮忙发豆角玉米卷" "He wanted me to help hand out bean tacos..."
"和仙人掌汁给哥谭市地震后受灾的居民" "and cactus juice to the earthquake victims in Gotham City"
我猜那个蒙面人就是蝙蝠侠! I bet that masked man was Batman!
我觉得就是他 还说了什么? I bet he was. What else does it say?
"那之后 我被派到澳大利亚执行任务" "After that, I was sent on a mission in Australia."
"我必须去拯救最后的鸭嘴兽 不让它们灭绝" "I had to save the last duck-billed platypuses from extinction."
"鸭嘴兽妈妈爱上了一只加拿大海狸" "The mommy platypus fell in love with a Canadian beaver..."
"他比她年轻很多" "much younger than she was..."
"这个小贱人居然抛弃了自己的巢 跟他一起私奔了" "and the tease ran off with him, abandoning her nest."
"所以 我必须坐在她留下的蛋上" "So, I had to sit on the eggs she'd left behind."
"甚至还要和狼群搏斗" "I even had to fight off some wolves..."
"来保护这些可怜的小家伙" "to save the poor things..."
"因为它们的妈妈再也不会回来" "since their mom never came back..."
"坐在自己的蛋上" "to sit on her eggs."
哈? 她和海狸生的蛋吗? Huh? With her beaver?
不 不! 意思是 他选择了海狸 抛弃了自己的孩子 No, no! I mean, she chose her beaver, over her children.
哦… Oh...
对…对… Yes... yes...
"在我等待它们孵出来的时候 我想到了你" "While I was waiting for them to hatch, I thought of you."
"我还是一如既往地非常想念你 我的小女儿" "As usual, I miss you very much, honey."
"唯一让我感到安慰的事" "The only thing that comforts me..."
"就是知道你被世界上" "...is knowing that you're taken care of..."
"最有爱心 最聪明" "...by the most loving, intelligent..."
"最勇敢 而且更重要的" "...brave, and above all..."
"也是最帅气的爸爸好好照顾着!" "...the most handsome Dad ever!"
她还是和平常一样爱夸张 She's exaggerating. As usual.
"你一定很为爸爸骄傲" "You must be very proud of your Dad..."
"因为他是这个世界上最好的人" "...because he's the best man in the world."
别念了 Please stop!
停下! Stop!
"又及 告诉他要继续帮助邻居" "P.S. Tell him to keep on helping the neighbor"
"修水管" "...with her pipes."
"上帝总有一天会回报他的努力" "God will repay him some day."
"爱你的 妈妈" "Lots of love, mom."
-爸爸 –嗯? - Dad. - Hm?
你明天得去看医生 You have to go to the doctor tomorrow.
不 我不去 No, I'm not going.
我不喜欢医生 I don't like doctors.
他们只会给你打针吃药 They only give you shots and medicine.
你居然怕打针! You're scared of shots!
当然不怕! Of course not!
只是… It's just that...
我不喜欢别人看我的屁股 ...I don't like people looking at my butt.
我看你是害怕一个人 想让我陪你去吧 I think you're scared of going alone and want me to go with you.
-那样就太好了 –好吧 - That'd be nice. - Okay.
但你得开始学着一个人去了 But you have to start going alone.
要不然等我们不在一起了之后你要怎么办? What will you do when we can't be together anymore?
为什么你要这么说? Why do you say that?
因为等到我去上大学的时候 就不能和你一起来了 Because when I go to college, I won't be able to go with you.
-过得开心点 宝贝 –我会的 爸爸 - Have fun, honey. - I will, Dad.
我爱你 爸爸! I love you, Dad!
布拉沃先生 我们能谈谈吗? Mr. Bravo, can we talk?
为什么玛姬昨天没有来学校? Why didn't Maggie come to school yesterday?
哦! 其实是 Oh! It's just that...
我带她去了《阿兹特克人》的片场 ...I took her to the shooting of Aztec Man.
是续集的续集 It's the sequel of the sequel.
你知道《阿兹特克人》的 对吧? You know Aztec Man, don't you?
那么前天呢? And the day before?
啊 嗯 我… Ah. Well, I...
我…组织了一场魁地奇比赛 I... organized a Quidditch match, and...
什么? What?
魁地奇 Quidditch.
你看过哈利?波特的 对吧? You saw Harry Potter, didn't you?
布拉沃先生… Mr. Bravo...
玛姬过的不是正常的生活 Maggie doesn't lead a normal life.
这孩子有些问题 因为她完全沉浸在自己的幻想世界里 The girl has issues because she lives in a fantasy world.
真实的人生不是迪斯尼乐园! Real life is not Disneyland!
玛姬到底有什么问题? What are Maggie's issues?
我妈妈从月亮上给我带回了这个 And my mom brought it for me from the Moon.
她和航空航天管理局一起去执行漂白月亮的任务 She went there with NASA on a mission to bleach it.
因为月亮已经慢慢被来自地球的香烟烟雾给熏黄了 'Cause the Moon was turning yellow from all the cigarette smoke from Earth.
哦 玛姬… Oh, Maggie, urn...
-那只是一片奶酪 –说的没错! - That's just a piece of cheese. - You bet it is!
但它是从月亮上来的 But it comes from the Moon.
对啊 当然了 你爸爸还演了阿兹特克人 Yeah, sure. And your father is Aztec Man...
你爷爷还是强尼·布拉沃呢 ...and your grandpa is Johnny Bravo.
是真的 Really.
请大家静下来 I asked you nicely to quiet down.
我知道你是个好爸爸 I know you are a good father, and...
我也能看出来 ...I can see...
你做了力所能及的一切让她快乐 ...you do everything you can to make her happy.
但是 But, hm...
你好像做得太过了 ...it seems as if you're overcompensating.
玛姬的妈妈到底出了什么事? What really happened to Maggie's mother?
她去付出租车钱了 She went to pay the cab.
好啦 All set.
你看到了 爸爸? 一点都不疼 You see, Dad? It didn't hurt.
你说得没错 是不疼 You're right, it didn't.
所以我才要你和我一起来 That's why I like you to come with me.
好好照顾他 玛姬 记得提醒他吃药 Take care of him, Maggie. Remind him to take his medicine.
-那么我的维生素呢? –哈哈 - What about my vitamins? - Ha, ha.
看到没? See?
你得跟她学学 You should learn from her.
我猜她肯定天天都记得吃维生素 I bet she doesn't forget to take her vitamins every day.
玛姬 Maggie...
你想去喂鱼吗? –嗯哼 ...would you like to feed the fish? - Mm-hm.
去吧 快点 Go on. Hurry.
治疗还是不起作用 The treatment didn't work.
还剩多久? How long?
没多久了 Not long.
我很抱歉 瓦伦汀 I'm sorry, Valentin.
你知道医生开了什么药吗? Do you know what the doctor prescribed?
打针吗? Shots?
不是哦 Mm-mm.
哇 爸爸! 我的头好晕啊 Wow, Dad! My head is spinning.
那我们最好先回去吧 We'd better leave, then.
不 我没事 我可能会吐 但其他没什么了 No. I'm okay. I might barf, but that's all.
走吧 亲爱的 快点 Let's go, honey. Come on. Oh.
哦 不好意思 我以为你是我女儿 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my daughter.
真可爱啊 很抱歉 So cute. I'm sorry.
怎么了? What is it?
我希望妈妈也在这儿 I wish mom were here.
我朋友都说妈妈像圣诞老人一样 My friends say mom is like Santa Claus.
肉鼓鼓的还留着大胡子? Chubby and bearded?
不是的 爸爸 他们这么说是因为我从没见过她 No, Dad. They say that because I've never seen her.
如果她爱我 为什么不来看我? If she loves me, why doesn't she come see me?
哦 亲爱的 Oh, sweetie.
听着 我不管你用什么办法 一定要做成 现在就去 你有24小时 Look, I don't care how you do it, just make it happen. Now. Twenty-four hours.
抱歉 弗兰克 我知道你很忙 但我需要你的帮助 I'm sorry, Frank. I know you're busy, but I need your help.
-快点说 你需要什么? –你看 - Speak fast. What do you want? - Look.
-当心后面 –小心 好了 - Watch your back. - Careful. Okay.
哈? 这真是我听过最蠢的主意! 不行! Huh? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard! No!
就算是为了玛姬 求你了! Do it for Maggie, please!
不 不 我不干! No, no. I won't do that!
我只需要… 弗兰克! I just need... Frank!
12号请上来 会说西班牙语吗? Number 12, please. Speak Spanish?
给我看看你左边的侧影 Show me your left profile.
右边 Right profile.
-你觉得怎么样 –她很不错 - What do you think? - She's good.
好了 准备好就开始吧 Okay, whenever you're ready.
玛姬 Maggie...
我的女儿 ...my daughter...
我是茱莉啊 ...I'm Julie...
我是你妈妈! ...your mother!
谢谢 我们会再通知你结果 Thank you. We'll let you know.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
你为什么不编一个茱莉 Why don't you make up a story about Julie...
去阿富汗执行任务 ...going on a mission to Afghanistan...
然后再也没回来的故事呢? ...and not coming back?
不行 不行 不行 玛姬一定要见到她妈妈 No, no, no. Maggie needs to meet her mother.
13号请上台! Number 13, please!
姓名 Your name, please.
乔治 George.
下一位 Next.
请问哪位? Who is it?
我是来接玛姬的 I'm here to pick Maggie up.
安德斯先生 你在这儿做什么? Mr. Anders, what are you doing here?
我打电话让他来检查杰姬小姐的下水道 I called him to check Miss Jackie's drain.
我把整个下水管道都拆了 I tore apart the entire drainpipe...
一点问题都没有 ...and couldn't find any problem.
现在好了吧? 我们要付安德斯先生工钱了 Eh? Now we have to pay Mr. Anders for all he did.
更别提你还欠着我电梯钱呢 Not to mention that you still owe me the elevator fee.
好了 行了吧! Alright, already!
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 亲爱的… Oh, sweetie...
你能帮我这么多忙真是太好了 宝贝 It's so nice of you to be so helpful, honey.
太好了… So nice...
-什么? –快看 玛姬! - What? - Look, Maggie!
-妈妈又来信了! –真的吗! - A letter from mom! - Yes!
妈妈的信! A letter from mom!
对! Yes!
-喂? 嗯 –瓦伦汀吗? 呃… - Hello? Mm. - Valentin? Um...
我是… I'm...
我是玛姬的妈妈 I'm Maggie's mother.
玛姬的… Maggie's...
哦! Oh!
哦 "玛姬的妈妈"! 怎么了? Oh, Maggie's mother! What's up?
"亲爱的玛姬" "Dear Maggie:"
"我在'庞丘?维拉二世'核潜艇上" I'm writing from nuclear
"给你写信 [庞丘?维拉是墨西哥著名农民起义领袖]" "submarine Pancho Villa II."
"我即将去抓捕基地组织的首脑…" "I'm going to capture the leader of Al Qaeda..."
"因为我发现他正准备靠买入打火机" "because I discovered he's planning to buy lighters"
"来加剧全球变暖" "to increase global warming."
"等到我完成任务 我就能够和你在一起了" "As soon as I finish, I'll finally be with you."
"这次 我的孩子 再也不会有企鹅 海狸" "This time, baby, there won't be penguins, beavers..."
"鸭嘴兽和地震" "duck-billed platypuses or earthquakes..."
"能阻止我来看你" "to prevent me from visiting you."
"爱你的" "Lots of love..."
"妈妈" "Mom."
我能理解你的冷淡 I understand your aloofness.
那是因为我们在打电话嘛 Well, that's me on the phone...
我实际上可是跟冷淡完全相反呢 ...but I'm just the opposite in person.
我打电话给你是因为 I'm calling you because...
我不知道该怎么说 ...I don't know how to say this.
别紧张 Don't be nervous.
听着 如果你对报酬不满意 去找弗兰克谈 Look, if it's about money, talk to Frank.
不 不 跟钱没关系 No, no. It's not about money.
我想要的是… What I want is...
听着 我们得见个面 Look, we have to meet in person.
我是很愿意啦... I'd love to...
但是床上功夫好并不能让你得到这个角色 ...but being good in bed won't get you the part.
最后还是要弗兰克决定谁最适合演玛姬的妈妈 It's up to Frank to decide who's the best mom for Maggie.
好了 你是几号… Okay, number...
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
瓦伦丁 我的名字是茱莉 Valentin, my name is Julie.
茱莉·韦斯顿 Julie Weston.
我是你女儿玛姬的妈妈 And I'm the mother of your daughter, Maggie.
爸爸 爸爸! Dad, Dad!
爸爸 你猜怎么了! Dad, guess what!
妈妈要来了! 妈妈要来了! Mom is coming! Mom is coming!
你妈妈是要来了 Your mom is coming.
没错! 她是第一次来呢! Yes! For the first time!
那是她吗? Is that her?
不是… No...
嗯…我不太确定 Well... I'm not sure.
我已经很久没见过她了 I haven't seen her in a long time.
呃 你在这里等一下 Uh, wait here a sec.
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
你在这儿工作吗? Do you work here?
什么? 你现在不说西班牙语了吗? What? You don't speak Spanish now?
呃 只会一点点 Um, a little.
那是玛姬 That's Maggie.
嗨 玛姬 Hi, Maggie.
"嗨 玛姬!" 你就只会说这个? "Hi, Maggie!" Is that all you have to say?
就只有一句…"嗨 玛姬!"吗? Just... "Hi, Maggie!"
呃... 还有 玛姬很漂亮! Um, Maggie is very pretty!
漂亮! 你6年前就那么走了 Pretty! You take off for 6 years...
然后你回来就只说一句"她很漂亮"? ...and you come back and all you can say is "she's pretty"?
听着 冷静点 Listen, calm down.
我怎么能冷静得下来? 过了这么多年… How can I calm down? After so many years...
你就突然冒出来说你想见玛姬? ...you suddenly show up and say you want to see Maggie?
你还真好意思啊! You have some nerve!
-嘿 -呃 爸爸 我觉得那不是妈妈 - Hey. - Uh, Dad, I don't think that's Mom.
她看上去太邋遢了 She's too sloppy-looking.
你叫什么? What's your name?
你的名字 Your name.
-梅丽莎 -梅丽莎? - Melissa. - Melissa?
不是茱莉? Not Julie?
不是 我的名字是梅丽莎 No. My name's Melissa.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
好吧 Okay.
不 玛姬 相信我 绝对不是她 No, Maggie, trust me. It's not her.
玛姬? Maggie?
妈妈? Mom?
她知道是我抛下了她吗? Does she know I left her?
不知道 No.
她以为我们结婚了 She thinks we were married...
又离婚了 ...and then we divorced.
你就离开了好几年去… That you left for some years and...
嘿 妈妈 它们和非洲的大象一样 对吗? Hey, mom, they are like the ones in Africa, right?
对 玛姬 Yes, Maggie.
大象会叫吗? 不叫的话它们会做什么呢? Do elephants bark or what do they do?
我不知道 I don't know.
还有 And...
你怎么找到我们的? -我一路追查你 ...how did you find us? - I tracked you down.
我在纽曼纽曼纽曼和纽曼事务所工作 I work for Newman, Newman, Newman & Newman.
那是什么? What's that?
纽约最重要的律师事务所 The most important law firm in New York.
嘿 玛姬 你为什么去看看大象到底会做什么呢? Hey, Maggie, why don't you go find out what elephants do?
好 Okay.
我想想 你那时候就那样走了现在你又莫名其妙地冒出来? Let's see. You took off and now you just show up out of nowhere?
-你想怎么样? -第一步 先认识她 - What do you want? - To get to know her, for starters.
哦 第一步 那之后呢? Oh, for starters. And then?
她真的是个很棒的女孩 She's an amazing girl.
你把她照顾得很好 瓦伦汀 You've done great, Valentin.
噢 那真是谢谢了! 我真庆幸没让你失望 Oh, thank you! I'm glad I didn't disappoint you.
-我超担心你会失望哟! -妈妈 妈妈! - I was so worried! - Mom, mom!
我知道大象做什么了! I found out what elephants do!
-什么? -它们的便便是绿色的 还很黏 - What? - It's green and runny.
嘿 妈妈! Hey, Mom?
那些鸭嘴兽宝宝知道它们的妈妈 Do the baby platypuses know their mother...
丢下它们跟海狸私奔了吗? ...left them to run away with her beaver?
它们当然知道了 玛姬 Of course they know, Maggie.
这种事情瞒不过孩子的 You can't keep those things from children.
还记得白雪公主吗? 她抛弃了小矮人们… Remember Snow White? She abandoned the dwarves...
勾搭上了王子 然后所有人都发现了 ...to hook up with a prince and everybody found out.
妈妈 你认识蝙蝠侠 对吗? Mom, you know Batman, right?
他为什么把内裤穿在外面? Why does he wear his underwear on the outside?
-什么? –呃.. - What? - Um...
亲爱的 帮我个忙 Honey, do me a favor.
-去给我找个"那啥"来 -"那啥"? - Go find me a cazacuaz. - A cazacuaz?
-对 就是"那啥" 快去! –好吧 - Yes, a cazacuaz. Go! - Okay.
我认识蝙蝠侠吗? Do I know Batman?
嗯 我等下会解释的 Mm, I'll explain later.
你会待多久? How long are you staying?
我不知道 看情况 I don't know. It depends.
你想玩瞄准游戏吗 妈妈? Do you want to play target practice, mom?
这么多玩具都是你的吗? Are all these toys yours?
对 是我和爸爸的 Yes. Mine and Dad's.
哇 这儿跟你在阿卡普尔科的单身公寓可是一点都不像啊 Wow. It looks nothing like your bachelor pad in Acapulco.
阿卡普尔科? 你也去那儿执行过任务吗? Acapulco? You've been on missions in Acapulco?
-任务? -嗯哼 - Missions? Mm-hm.
就是你的那些任务啊 茱莉 Your missions, Julie.
为了... To...
拯救世界... ...save the world and...
保障人民群众安居乐业生活幸福... ...ensure people's well-being and happiness.
我收着所有你写来的信呢 妈妈! 想看吗? I have all your letters, Mom! Wanna see them?
-我写来的信? -对 你的信 - My letters? - Your letters.
你的信 Your letters.
看 到这儿来! Look. Come here!
我把它们都收藏着呢 I kept them all.
这是你解救Willy的时候 [见电影《人鱼童话》] When you freed Willy...
这是你找到Nemo的时候 [见电影《海底总动员》] ...when you found Nemo...
这是你恢复了死海时候写来的 ...when you revived the Dead Sea.
这封是你救了大兵瑞恩的时候 [见电影《拯救大兵瑞恩》] When you saved Private Ryan.
我写信还写得挺勤的 对吧? I wrote quite often, didn't I?
每周一封 Once a week.
至少的 At least.
我去了所有这些地方吗? And I've been to all these places?
我还和Bono [U2主唱] 一起去了非洲 And to Africa with Bono.
这是你和威廉王子还有亚当?桑德勒 With Prince William and Adam Sandier...
这是和"印第安玛利亚"[墨西哥喜剧人物] ...and with La India Maria!
还有梅西 And with Lionel Messi.
他是玛姬最喜欢的球员 He's Maggie's favorite player.
你还给她寄了梅西的签名 记得吗? You even sent her his autograph. Remember?
看! 在这儿呢 Look! Here it is.
"茱莉 没有你我根本无法做到 非常感谢" "Julie, I would've never made it without you. Thank you so much."
"给你女儿献上一个大大的拥抱" "A big hug for your daughter."
"一位男冠军向一位女冠军敬上..." "From male champion to female champion..."
"莱奥内?没戏" "...Lionel Mesi."
他名字都写错了吗? Written with only one "S".
啊 呃 其实... Ah. Well...
你不能怪他嘛 ...you have to forgive him.
他用自己的头顶了那么多次球 He hit the ball with his head so many times...
有点拼写障碍 ...he has spelling issues.
嘿 玛姬 Hey, Maggie.
你会说英语吗? Do you speak English?
当然会啦 Yes, of course.
但我不在家里说 But I don't do it at home.
你最后在喜马拉雅山里找到野人了吗? Did you finally find a yeti in the Himalayas?
呃… 这个真不错 你知道吗? 我想听听你的事 Um... That's cool. You know what? I wanna hear about you.
你在学校怎么样? How are you doing in school?
她睡着了 睡得很沉 She's asleep, out like a light.
对 她一贯如此 Yeah, that sounds like her.
为什么你不告诉她真相? Why didn't you tell her the truth?
我考虑过... I considered it...
但我想了很多 还是找不到一个 ...but after a lot of thought, I couldn't find...
合适的办法来告诉她真相 ...a politically correct way of telling her:
难道就说"你妈妈不爱你 所以她走了"吗? "Your morn didn't love you, so she left."
-谢谢 -我不是为了你才这么做的 - Thank you. - I didn't do it for you.
你把她照顾得非常好 You've done a great job with her.
她是一个快乐 可爱的小女孩 She's a happy, sweet little girl.
我真不知道当时我怎么能抛下她 I don't know how I could have left her.
你可以睡我的床 You can take my bed.
我去睡沙发 I'll sleep on the couch.
好的 Okay.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这就是我妈妈 就是我跟你们说过她的 This is my mom. She's the one I told you about.
你好 Hi.
这是我妈妈 她从澳大利亚回来了 This is my mom. She's back from Australia.
你好 Hi.
这就是我妈妈 我和你们说过的 这就是她 This is my mom. She's the one I told you about. This is my mom.
-这是我妈妈 –你好 见到你很高兴 - This is my mom - Hi. Nice to meet you.
这就是我妈妈 她回来了 她就在这儿 This is my mom. She came back. She's here.
她终于付完打车钱回来了 She finally came back from paying the cab.
貌似出租车司机没有零钱呢 所以… Looks like the cab driver didn't have any change, so...
你想告诉我什么? What is it you wanted to tell me?
快点 说吧 Come on, say it.
好几年前 我… Some years ago, I was...
我在明尼苏达拍戏的时候… ...I was filming in Minnesota and...
出了事故 ...I had an accident.
你知道的 工作上的事 Well, work stuff.
我被送去罗切斯特的一个诊所 I was taken to a clinic in Rochester.
玛姬还是像平时一样陪着我 Maggie was with me, as usual.
关键是 我们在那儿的时候… The point is that, when we were there...
很抱歉 哦 该死 I'm sorry. Oh, shit.
我过15分钟要开会 I have a meeting in 15 minutes.
但你先说 你们在诊所 然后… But tell me. You were at the clinic and...
不 不 没关系 我晚点再跟你说 No, no. It's okay. I'll tell you later.
你确定? Are you sure?
我确定 Sure.
好的 呃 Okay. Uh...
啊 出租车! Ah. Taxi!
晚点见 I'll see you later.
我没带现金 I don't have any cash.
你有10美金让我付打车钱吗? Do you have ten dollars for the cab?
搞什么? 然后你就又不回来了吗? What? And then you won't come back?
谢谢 Thanks.
也就是说你还没告诉她 So you didn't tell her.
没有 来不及了 No. There was no time.
但我又考虑了一下 我宁愿不告诉她 But I thought it over and I'd rather not tell her.
-为什么不? -不 不要 - Why not? - No, no.
为什么不要告诉她真相啊? Why not telling her the truth?
不 你和我两个人知道就够了 No. It's enough that you and I know it.
我不想要她的怜悯 I don't want pity.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 你见到她的时候有什么感觉? Hey, what did you feel when you saw her?
噢… 我不知道… Oh... I don't know...
我连她的长相都不记得了! 但是我看到她的时候… I didn't even remember her face! But when I saw her...
她看上去那么美 就好像时间都停止了 ...she looked so gorgeous. It was as if time had stopped...
嘿嘿 这个小矮子不行 Hey, hey, this midget's not working out for this.
给我把那个木腿的带过来 Bring me the one with the wooden leg.
-好的 –抱歉 伙计 - Okay. - Sorry, pal.
我听着呢 所以…怎么样? I'm listening. So... what?
对 我刚刚说到… Yeah, I was saying that...
我也不清楚 过了这么长时间 I don't know, after so much time...
我又见到她 ...I saw her...
她看上去那么美又那么优雅… ...and she looked gorgeous, she looked so elegant...
你为什么现在把狗带上去? Why are you bringing the dog on now?
-狗要晚点才上 –对不起 - Dog comes on later. - I'm sorry.
那么…你感觉怎么样? So... What did you feel?
呃…哦对 我刚在跟你说 她改变了很多 Uh... Oh yeah, I was telling you... She's changed a lot.
她变了那么多 我都不知道… She's changed so much, and I don't know...
我觉的…有点… ...I felt like... like kind of...
那只该死的狗刚刚居然尿尿了 The frigging dog just took a piss.
-我知道了! 我知道了 -有一个矮人 - I got it! I got it. - One of the midgets...
昨天踩到了一块狗屎滑倒了 ...slipped on a piece of shit yesterday.
所以呢? So?
你到底怎么觉得? What did you feel?
呃… 挺好的 挺好的 Uh... Fine. Fine.
其实 还不错 Well, sort of ok.
你懂的 已经过了很久 You know... it was a long time...
我叫你去清理一下 现在好了 又有一个矮人不能演了 I told you to clean it up. Now we got another midget down.
天哪! 该死的蠢货 Gosh! Frigging morons.
那么 你什么都没感觉到? So... You felt nothing?
对! Yeah!
我才不在乎呢 I didn't care.
-你不在乎? -对 - You didn't care? - Yeah!
-我还以为你… -不! - I would've thought you... - No!
-这么多年了… -嘿 叫那个瘸腿姑娘别再一瘸一拐的了! - After so many years... - Hey, tell the limping girl not to limp!
她把草堆都弄乱了! She's messing up the hay!
你想念阿卡普尔科吗? Do you miss Acapulco?
她睡着了 She's asleep.
跟昨晚一样 Like last night.
睡得很沉 Out like a light.
对 Yeah.
为什么你要来这儿? Why are you here?
我需要见见她 I needed to meet her.
-所以你都是为了你自己 而不是为了她 - So you did it for yourself, not for her.
但是… But...
现在我认识了她 ...now that I know her...
就不一样了 ...it's different.
有时候 Sometimes...
我甚至想 ...I even think...
我们可以成为一家人 ...we could've been a family.
为什么不呢? Why not?
不 不行! No, no way!
你知道 You know...
不一定要我们在一起… We don't need to be together...
才能让玛姬的梦想成真 ...to fulfill Maggie's dreams.
她以为我们离婚了 不是吗? She thinks we're divorced, right?
现在这也不是多大的问题 It's not a big deal nowadays.
而且 我也不能待在洛杉矶 Besides, I can't stay in Los Angeles.
我和别人一起住在纽约 I live with someone in New York.
还有... And...
我希望你不在意 ...I hope you don't mind...
明天我的伴侣会来看玛姬 ...they are coming tomorrow to meet Maggie.
我爸爸比他头发多 My Dad has more hair.
我爸爸比他更年轻 My Dad is younger.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
我爸爸更加… My Dad is more...
更加… ...more...
更加墨西哥 ...more Mexican.
来了 Here they come.
下午好 我的名字叫迈克尔 Good afternoon. My name is Michael.
服务生? 但是 妈妈 The waiter? But, Mom...
这个人真是又瘦又丑 ...this guy is really skinny and ugly.
我屁股上还有脓包呢 你想看看吗? And I also have pimples on my butt. You want to see them?
好了 午餐想吃些什么? Now, what do you want for lunch?
-抱歉我来晚了 -啊… - Sorry I'm late. - Aah...
你好 你一定就是玛姬吧 Hi. You must be Maggie.
呃…这是瑞妮… Um... This is Renee...
…我的伴侣 ...my partner.
呃 这是瓦伦汀 Uh, and this is Valentin.
-噢 抱歉 就是玛姬的父亲 –你好 - Uh, sorry. Maggie's father. - Hello.
哦 嗨 见到你很高兴 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
-瓦伦汀不会说英语 –哦 明白了 - Valentin doesn't speak English. - Oh. Okay.
她是… She is...
你的男朋友? ...your boyfriend?
呃… Um...
你记得动画片巴尼里面有一集 Do you remember that episode of Barney...
谈到过一些与众不同的家庭吗? ...where they talked about families...that were different?
-你爸爸是个替身演员? -没错 - So your dad is a stuntman, huh? - Yes.
那么 他都做些什么? 跟我说说 And, uh, what does he do? Tell me.
嗯 他做所有那些电影明星都不敢做的事情 Well, he does all the stuff that movie stars won't dare to do.
如果汤姆?克鲁斯害怕飙车飙到150英里每小时 Like if Tom Cruise is too scared to drive a car 150 miles per hour...
-就由我爸爸来做 -真的吗? 哈哈 -...my dad does it. - Really? Ha, ha.
如果拉塞尔?克劳不敢跟野生狮子搏斗 And if Russell Crowe is afraid of fighting with a wild lion...
-我爸爸会替他去 明白了? -哇 那可真厉害 -...my dad fights for him. Get it? - Wow, that's amazing.
-所以 他一定是个非常勇敢的人 –对 - So, urn, he must be a very brave man. - Yeah.
连他的姓都是布拉沃呢… Even his last name is Bravo...
-在西班牙语的意思就是勇敢 -哦 哇 - ...which means "brave" in Spanish. - Oh. Wow.
你知道吗? 强尼?布拉沃是我的爷爷哦! Did you know that Johnny Bravo's my grandpa?
我还真不知道 No, I didn't.
强尼?布拉沃? 又是你幻想出来的吗? Johnny Bravo? Another fantasy of yours?
不是 No.
我爸就是强尼?布拉沃 My Dad is Johnny Bravo.
爸爸 我们能不能请妈妈和瑞妮到片场来? Dad, can we invite mom and Renee over to the set...
让她们就看看你有多勇敢好吗? ...so they can see how very brave you are?
好吧 Okay.
去跟脚本总监确认一下 Check with the script supervisor about that.
得把这个搬走 That needs to be moved.
呃 我觉得我可能需要他从更高的地方跳 Uh, I feel like I need him to be higher.
-你明白我的意思吗? -明白 - You see what I mean? - Yeah.
呃 你能不能告诉他我们需要他 Um, could you tell him we need him to fall...
从八楼而不是五楼往下跳? ...from the eighth floor instead of the fifth?
八楼? 嗯 The eighth floor? Hm.
我爸爸能从顶楼跳呢 My dad can jump from the top floor.
-从顶楼? -一点没错 - From the top floor? - Yup.
那几乎是两倍高了 我是说 当然这样很好 只是… That's almost twice as high. I mean, that would be great. Uh...
你觉得他会愿意吗? Do you think he would do that?
当然了 我爸爸什么都不怕 他是世界上最勇敢的替身演员 Sure. My dad isn't afraid of anything. He's the bravest stuntman there is.
那酬劳的话是多少? And how much are we talking about here?
-嗯… -玛姬! - Um... - Maggie!
他说什么? What is he saying?
他想让你从稍微高一点的地方跳 He wants you to jump from a little higher.
不 亲爱的 No, honey.
我不能从更高的地方跳了 I can't jump from any higher.
空间不够 There's not enough room.
我可能会摔到垫子外面 绝对不行! I could fall outside the air mattress. No way!
-什么? –他说两万 - Yeah? - He says 20 grand.
-两万美金? –对 没错 - Twenty thousand dollars? - Yup. Mm-hm.
-这有点太多了 不过… -Maggie! - That's a bit too much, but, uh... - Maggie!
跟他说最多我再上一层楼 Tell him I can jump one more floor, tops.
他说 He says...
要两万外加一个Xbox ...20 grand and one Xbox.
好吧 说定了 祝贺你 朋友! Okay, you've got yourself a deal. Congratulations, man.
你敢上那么高可真有胆量 You've got some big guts to get on up there.
-哈哈哈 –我有个问题 - Ha-ha-ha. - I have a question.
-他说什么? –他说… - What did he say? - He said...
你敢从这么高的地方跳下来实在太勇敢了 ...congratulations on being so brave and jumping from so high.
跟他说谢谢 亲爱的 不过… Tell him thanks, honey, but...
嘿 我考虑了一下 不能比五楼更高了 Look, I thought it over. No higher than the fifth floor.
风险太大了 It's too risky.
不如你去问问他我能不能从四楼跳 In fact, ask him if I can jump from the fourth floor.
他说什么? What did he say?
他说他很紧张 He says he's nervous...
但很愿意给我妈妈和大家看看他有多么勇敢 ...but happy to show my mom and everyone else how brave he is.
你爸爸可真是个活宝 我从没见过他这样的人 Your dad is one big wacko. I've never seen anyone like him.
你可真是奇葩啊 伙计! No, sir!
你听到了吧? "不行 先生" 抱歉喽! Did you hear? "No, sir." Sorry!
好了 大家把设备搬到楼下 Okay, everybody. Let's take the equipment downstairs...
把替身送上去 快点 快! ...while they take the stunt guy up. Hurry up. Come on!
等等! 别把我扔下去 拜托了 各位 给我一分钟 Wait! Don't throw me! Come on, guys. Give me just a minute.
哦 狗娘养的 别把我扔下去 Oh, that son of a bitch! Don't throw me.
-啊 啊 -停! 替身上场 - Unh! Unh! - And cut! Send in the stuntman.
-我们还在往上走 -好的 快点 - We're on our way up. - Okay, hurry up.
好的 Okay.
对 他们到了 好的 Yeah, they're right here. Okay.
-我们到了 十楼 -祝你好运 - We're in position. Tenth floor. - Good luck.
我们已经做了必要的修改 We've made the necessary adjustments.
什么修改? What adjustments?
这是几楼? What floor is this?
不 不! 你们搞错了! No, no! You're making a mistake!
不 朋友! No, my friend!
-兄弟别这样! –哦 天哪 这可真是很高啊 - Friend! - Oh, my God, that... That's really high.
-朋友们 别这样呀! 不 不 不! -我跟你说过的 - Friend, friend! No, no, no! - I told you.
他可是地球上最勇敢的人 He's the bravest guy on Earth.
你们知道吗? 他六岁就从拉克布拉达悬崖跳下去过 Did you know he jumped the La Quebrada when he was six?
拉克布拉达悬崖? 那是什么? La Quebrada? What is that?
他们阿卡普尔科那儿的人干的疯事 It's this insane thing they do in Acapulco.
一个跳水员会从离海面几百英尺的高度跳下去 A diver jumps off of a cliff hundreds of feet above the ocean.
有一天我爸爸也会把我从上面丢下去的 And my dad is going to throw me from there some day...
就像强尼?布拉沃爷爷对他做的一样 ...just like Grandpa Johnny Bravo did to him.
-点火 -开拍! - Set the fire off. - And action!
看在上帝份上! 不 不! For God's sake! No, no!
不 别这样! 求你了! No, please don't! I beg you!
哇 他可真是个好演员呢 Whoa. He's a good actor.
你跟他们说了什么 玛姬?! What did you tell them, Maggie?!
停! 停! 停! Cut! Cut! Cut!
他干吗喊”停”? Why the hell did he cut?
怎么回事? 天哪… What's going on? Man...
-你到底干吗喊"停"? –先生 ...- why the hell did you cut? - - Sir.
-什么? –好像替身演员没有同意过 - What? - It seems the stunt never agreed...
要从那么高往下跳 我想是这个小姑娘说谎了 ...to jump from that height. I think the little girl was lying.
你骗我? 过来! Did you lie to me? Come here!
给我过来! Come here!
是不是你骗我? Did you lie to me?
-出什么事了? -好像玛姬骗了大家 - What's going on? - It seems Maggie lied to us all.
她说你同意从这么高往下跳的 She said you agreed to jump from this height.
不 跟导演说我同意过的 No, tell the director I did agree.
我尖叫是因为…我在表演 明白吗? I'm screaming because... I'm acting, you know?
我会跳的 But I'll do the jump.
这不是游戏 你不能这么做! This is not a game. You can't do this!
-先生 -又怎么了? - Sir. - Now what?
-嗯? –你在听吗? - Yes? - Are you listening?
我在听! Yes, I'm listening!
哦 好的 好的 好的 替身说他愿意跳 Oh, good, good, good. The stunt says he wants to jump.
他刚才只是在演戏 -好吧 好了 - That he was just acting. - Okay. Okay, then.
所以他刚才才大声尖叫 That's why he was screaming.
好了 大家准备拍摄 Okay, everybody ready for action.
-开机 -点火! -And... Rolling. - Set the fire off.
禁止从舞台穿行 Nobody crosses the stage.
开拍! Action!
别害怕 虽然看上去他快挂了 但我总能把他救回来 Don't be scared. it looks like he's dying, but I always bring him back.
-叫医生! -让一让 - Call the doctor! - Corning through.
-救援马上就到 让我来 借过 -他没事吧? - Help is on the way. I got it. Excuse me. - Is he okay?
怎么了? What's going on?
无论摔倒受伤头疼 No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
咒语让你起死回生 ...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
这..."头疼"什么的是怎么回事? What was that..."aching head" thing all about?
啊 这是我和玛姬玩的游戏 Ah. It's a game Maggie and I play.
我假装死了 她再让我复活 I pretend to be dead, and she resurrects me.
要是有一天 What would happen if someday...
这游戏成真了怎么办? ...the game became real?
谁来照顾玛姬? Who would take care of Maggie?
你没有家人 You don't have any family.
工作又这么危险 瓦伦汀 Your job is very dangerous, Valentin.
我现在的工作能让她过上应有的生活 My job allows me to give her the lifestyle she deserves.
哦 还有... Oh, by the way...
你不觉得你把她宠坏了吗? Don't you think you spoil her rotten?
那又怎样? So what?
你没权利来插一脚! You have no right to butt in!
我有权利 I do have a right.
我是她妈妈 我现在也是她生活的一部分了 I'm her mom, and I'm part of her life now.
我们会的 我们会成为一家人的 玛姬 We are. We are going to be a family, Maggie.
只不过是一个比较特殊的家庭而已 Just a special family.
会有点不同 我和瑞妮还是会住在纽约 It'll be a little bit different. Renee and I will keep living in New York.
我们会经常来看你们 We'll come visit you very often.
而且... 你放假的时候也可以来看我们 And... And you can visit us on holidays.
当然 如果你爸爸同意的话 If your Dad's okay with that, of course.
你不再去环游世界帮助别人了吗? You won't travel around the world, helping people anymore?
玛姬 我从来没有去过月球 Maggie, I never went to the Moon.
也没去过澳大利亚 Or to Australia.
我也没有见过蝙蝠侠 Nor did I meet Batman.
也没有帮鸭嘴兽孵过蛋 你爸爸… Or... Or hatch platypus eggs. Your dad...
他编了这些故事 是因为在你还是个小婴儿的时候 我... He made all of it up because when you were just a little baby, I...
我 哦 天哪 I... Oh, God.
我必须离开 I had to go away.
你骗了我? You lied to me?
不 不是 他之所以这么跟你说... No, no. He told you that so...
是因为不想要你忘记她 So you wouldn't forget her
不希望你停止爱她 So you wouldn't stop loving her.
但是... But, well...
这都是过去了 ...that's in the past.
现在起我真的非常想进入你的生活 And now I would really like to be in your life...
和你成为朋友 ...and for us to be friends.
我保证我会 And I promise you that I...
一直一直和你很亲近 I will always, always be close to you.
对啊 在纽约还真是近 Yeah. From New York.
乘坐178号航班前往纽约的旅客 Flight 178 to New York.
请到8号门登机 Please report to gate number eight.
到了 这是我们的航班 That's it. That's our flight.
回头见 玛姬 See you soon, Maggie.
再见 瓦伦汀 Valentin. Goodbye.
为什么不能让我和你们一起去待几天? Why can't you take me with you a few days?
我会带你去的 等到你放假的时候… I will. When it's time for your vacation...
现在就带我去 Right now.
因为... Because...
因为你不能... Because you can't...
不去上学 You can't miss school.
爸爸说没关系的 对吗? Dad says it doesn't matter. Right?
亲爱的 我们该走了 Honey, we should leave.
好的 Okay.
如果你跟我走 If you come with me...
你爸爸就只能孤零零的了 这也没关系吗? ...you'll leave your dad alone. Doesn't that matter?
爸爸一直和我在一起 Dad will always be with me.
现在我只想要和妈妈在一起久一点 I just want my mommy for a little bit longer.
最后一次广播: 前往纽约的旅客 Last call for passengers flying to New York.
我们要误飞机了 We're gonna miss the flight.
乘坐178号航班的旅客 请立刻前往8号门登机 Flight 178, please process immediately to gate number eight.
我保证我很快会再来看你的 I promise I will see you very soon.
你这个骗子! You liar!
什么? What?
-骗子! 骗子! 骗子! -拜托了 亲爱的 别这样… - Liar! Liar! Liar! - Please, honey, don't...
走开! 滚出我的房间! Go away! Get out of my room!
-冷静点! -我再也不爱你了 - Calm down! - I don't love you anymore!
别这么说! Don't say that!
我爱你 你为什么要生我的气? I love you. Why are you angry at me?
因为你骗了我! Because you lied to me!
一周后… ONE WEEK LATER...
你妈妈呢? And your mom?
她走了 She's away.
哦 她是不是又去执行什么重要任务了? Oh, she's probably on a very important mission, right?
她和潜水侠是不是去拯救海啸的难民啦? Did her and Aquaman go to rescue victims from the last tsunami?
闭嘴! 我恨你! Shut up! I hate you!
啊! 别来烦我! Aah! Leave me alone!
玛姬 我把你做了什么都告诉了你爸爸 Maggie, I just told your dad what you did.
你是不是要道歉? Are you gonna say you're sorry?
是瓦伦汀·布拉沃先生吗? Mr. Valentin Bravo?
是 Yes.
请在这儿签名 Sign here, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
我承认 我有错 是我遗弃了我的女儿 I confess, I am guilty. I abandoned my daughter.
但我... But I...
我来到法庭是为了改正我的错误 I've come to this court to rectify that mistake.
而且 我... And I...
我想感谢瓦伦汀 尽管他有各种不足 比如 I'd like to thank Valentin because in spite of his many limitations...
在这个国家生活了6年 ...not being able to speak English
还不会说英语 after six years of living in this country...
还被迫接受了这份 ...and being forced to take a job...
-让他长期处于危险的工作... -反对 法官大人 - that exposes him to reckless... - Objection, Your Honor.
我们并不是在正式审理 律师先生 We're not on trial yet, counselor.
女士 请继续 Go on, ma'am.
我只是想说 我想感谢瓦伦汀... I was just saying, I wanted to thank Valentin...
尽管他有这么多缺陷 他一直都... because in spite of his limitations, he's always done...
都在尽他的一切努力给玛姬最好的生活 He's always done what's best for Maggie.
至少是他认为最好的 At least what he thinks is best.
我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我明白 我已经做错了一次 但我... I know. I screwed up once, but I...
我不会重蹈覆辙 I won't do it again.
我不能容忍自己的女儿和这样一个人一起生活 And I can't allow my daughter to stay with a man...
他居然认为给一个孩子最好的奖励 ...whose idea of rewarding a child is
是把她从悬崖峭壁上丢下去 to throw her off some rocky cliff.
就这样 就这样 That's all. That's all.
我们... I'll, uh...
两周之后进行正式审理 ...see you all in two weeks for the trial.
茱莉 Julie.
为什么你要这样对我 茱莉? Why are you doing this to me, Julie?
不要跟茱莉说话 Don't talk to Julie. This...
我们根本没有提起过这事啊 This wasn't our agreement.
茱莉 Julie.
瓦伦汀 你得找一份不那么危险的工作 Valentin, you need to find a low risk job.
数据显示 According to statistics,
替身演员是所有工作中风险第三高的 being a stuntman is the third most risky job.
前两个是什么? What are the first two?
墨西哥城的披萨外送员 Pizza delivery boy in Mexico City...
...还有瓦匠 ...and bricklayer.
瓦伦汀! Valentin!
茱莉! Julie!
-为什么? 啊? -我们该走了 - Why? Huh? - We should go.
为什么你要这样对我? Why are you doing this to me?
正式审理之前我们都不能说话 We're not supposed to speak before the trial.
为什么你要带走她? Why would you take her away?
我从来没有不让你来看她 I never prevented you from seeing her.
为什么? Why?
我在跟你说话呢 茱莉! I'm talking to you, Julie!
这孩子不能和一个随时都有生命危险的人生活在一起 The child shouldn't live with someone who might kill himself any time.
看在上帝份上! 两周前你走的时候还说: For God's sake! Two weeks ago you left saying:
"再见 假期见" "Bye, see you on vacation."
那时候你还那么镇静 现在你突然又想把她从我身边夺走了吗? You were so calm, and now you want to take her from me? Eh?
-到底为什么? -因为我喜欢上她了! - Why? - Because I fell in love with her!
因为我不想每年只有两个星期能见到她 Because I'm not willing to see her just two weeks a year.
因为她和我一起生活更加安全 还因为... Because she's safer with me, and because...
她是我的女儿! ...she's my daughter!
你想要和妈妈一起生活吗? Would you like to live with her?
这是法庭命令 It's a Court order.
是用英文写的 It's in English.
上面说... It says that...
法庭审理期间 ...during the trial...
我可以每周和玛姬在一起待3个下午 I have the right to spend 3 afternoons a week with Maggie.
听妈妈的话 好吗? 我们晚点再见 Go with Mom, okay? See you in a while.
我好高兴你来接我了 妈妈 I'm glad you picked me up, Mom.
-今天过得怎么样? -无聊 - How was your day? - Boring.
-你以为能怎么样啊? -我在想... - What do you expect? - I was thinking...
我们下午可以去购物 that you and I could go shopping this afternoon.
耶 太棒了 Yeah. Cool.
-我5分钟后到 -好的 - I'll be there in five. - Okay.
我在... I've...
很多电影里面出演过 得了许多奖 ...acted in many movies, I've received many awards.
为很多导演工作过 I've worked under many directors.
各种死法都经历过 I've been killed in so many ways...
但我还... ...but, I have...
-从来没有演过...一个胚胎? -那么你到底行还是不行? -never played ...an embryo? - Well, can you or can't you?
我行 Yes, I can.
拿那么多奖有什么意义... What's the point of all these awards...
如果你连胚胎这么简单的东西都不能演? ...if you can't play something as simple as an embryo?
开始演吧 Come on.
让我相信你就是一个胚胎! Make me believe you're an embryo!
你一直在发抖 You're shaking too much.
一定是我老了... I must be getting old...
我正在努力演出一个成熟的胚胎 卡隆导演 I'm trying to play a mature embryo, Mr. Cuarón.
我不是卡隆导演 I'm not Mr. Cuarón.
你不是吗? Aren't you?
这不是在给电影《地心引力》选角吗? Isn't this the casting for the movie...."Gravity"?
不是 Nope.
我居然在还这儿出洋相! And here I am making a fool of myself!
可恶! Damn!
别慌 Easy.
祝你好运 Break a leg.
下一位 请进 Next, please.
我需要一份风险没那么大的工作 I need a low risk job.
我需要一个人在广告里演一个胚胎 你有兴趣吗? I need an embryo for a commercial. Are you interested?
不! 我需要一份能够打动法官的工作 No! I need something to impress the judge.
你真是不可理喻 You're unbelievable.
为什么不把真相说出来? Why not just tell the truth?
不行 No.
如果你说出来 什么法官都不能把玛姬带走了 No judge would take Maggie away if you told the truth.
不行 不行 我绝对不会说! No, no. Never!
我需要别的工作 不能跟电影沾边 I need another job. Nothing to do with movies.
一份普通的工作 完全没有危险 A common job, nothing risky.
-你是弗兰克先生推荐的? -没错 - Recommended by Mr. Frank? - Yes.
哦 太好了! Oh, yes!
我这儿的工作很简单 The job I offer is very simple.
你要负责溜迭戈和弗里达 [跟墨西哥著名画家和她丈夫同名] You have to walk Diego and Frida.
-啊 是你孙子孙女吗? -不 不是 - Ah. Your grandchildren? - Oh, no.
是两条狗 两条吉娃娃 小小的狗 Two dogs. Two Chihuahuas. Little ones.
你还要负责开车送我去银行 And you have to drive me to the bank...
去商场 帮我做点电工 ...to the mall, fix the electricity...
啊 没问题 Ah, okay.
这工作很简单 但真的非常有意思 The job is very simple, but it's really fun.
哦耶! Whoo!
快点下来! 快下来! Get him off me! Get him off me!
快从我身上下来! Get him off me!
嗷呜! 不能咬那里! Ouch! Not there!
快点从我身上下来! Get him off me!
弗里达! Frida!
迭戈! Diego!
瓦伦提诺! Valentino!
你看上去真美 You look so beautiful.
-我很喜欢这条 -你也喜欢? 我也很喜欢 - I love it. - You do too? I love it too.
你觉得把头发弄成这样好不好看? What do you think of your hair like that?
夫人? Ma'am?
夫人! 夫人! Ma'am! Ma'am!
夫人! 快停下! 夫人! Ma'am! Stop! Ma'am!
夫人 拜托了! Ma'am, please!
瓦伦提诺 现在都五点了 Valentino, it's 5 pm...
你居然还在睡午觉? ...and you're taking a nap?
-再见 亲爱的 -再见 - Bye, darling. - Bye.
-爱你 -我也爱你 - Love you - I love you.
我该说什么 弗兰克? What will I say, Frank?
我说不好话 I'm terrible at speaking.
拜托了 瓦伦汀 把真相说出来 Please, Valentin, tell the truth.
-不行 -真相能说服他们 - No. - That will convince them.
不行! 不能说那个 得说点别的 No! Not that. Something else.
弗兰克·瑞恩先生? Mr. Frank Ryan?
好吧 随便你说什么 但要让他们信服! Okay, say whatever you want, but convince them!
别担心 Don't worry.
我那时就站在露台上 And so I'm standing on the terrace...
在打电话 ...and I'm on the telephone.
接下来... And the next thing I know...
瓦伦汀就从10层高的楼上跳下去 ...Valentin jumps off from the 10th floor.
他毫无防护措施地从10楼跳了下去 Ten floors without any protection...
都是为了救玛姬 ...just to save Maggie.
有多少家长能为自己的孩子做到这样呢? How many parents do you know would have done that for their kids?
那么 又有多少家长 Yeah, well, how many parents do you know...
会把一个10个月大的婴儿留在游泳池边 ...that have left a 10-month-old baby at the edge of a pool...
单独留在那儿? ...alone?
他是个超好的父亲 He's an amazing dad.
看看他的公寓 简直就像个玩具商店 I mean, his apartment, it looks like it's a toy store.
他总是给玛姬吃她喜欢的食物 And he always feeds her her favorite meals...
像是麦片 披萨 还有其他的 简直... ...you know, Cheerios, pizza, whatever, it's...
他还认识几乎所有的名人 And he knows absolutely every celebrity.
我说 这应该是好事 对吧? I mean, that's gotta be good, right?
哦 更别说布拉沃先生还是个超棒的"水管工"呢 Oh, not to mention, Mr. Bravo, he's also an amazing plumber.
布拉沃先生把爱孩子和娇惯孩子混为一谈 Mr. Bravo confuses loving a child with spoiling a child.
尽管玛姬在学校成绩很好 And though Maggie does get good grades in school...
她却经常缺课 ...she skips class constantly...
而且把自己封闭在远离现实的幻想世界里 ...and leads a fantasy life that is far removed from facing reality.
这些 That
对孩子来说非常不好 That can't be good for a child.
在我看来 他是个非常好的人 Well, from what I've seen, he's a real good guy.
那个小女孩和他生活在一起也真的很快乐 And that girl, she's always real happy to be with him.
但他还欠着我的电梯维修费 But he still hasn't paid his elevator maintenance fee.
他明明在好莱坞工作 He works in Hollywood...
整天和大明星打交道 ...with all the big stars...
他居然就认为自己可以不付电梯维修费 ...and then he thinks he don't have to pay his elevator maintenance fee.
笨手笨脚的 太笨了 Clumsy. Very clumsy.
人很不错... Nice guy...
但实在是又懒又笨 ...but lazy and clumsy.
茱莉是我见过的最勇敢的人 Julie is the bravest human being I've ever met.
她戒了瘾 She overcame her addictions...
并努力成为了曼哈顿一家最有名望的律所里 in order to become one of the most promising lawyers...
最有前途的律师之一 ...at one of Manhattan's most prestigious firms.
现在她又鼓起勇气承认自己的错误 Now she's had the courage to admit her mistake...
来到这里为了她的女儿而战 ...and has come to fight for her daughter.
在我看来 她成为了一个非凡的女性 And that to me, makes her a remarkable woman.
他是一个很有责任感的人 He's a very responsible guy.
我认识瓦伦汀这么多年 In all the years I've known Valentin...
在我们出去骑摩托车的时候 ...he's never forgotten to put a helmet on Maggie...
他从来都不会忘记给玛姬戴上头盔 ...when we go out and ride our motorcycles.
哦! Oh!
真的吗? Really?
我甚至都辞掉了我唯一能做的工作 I even quit my job, the only thing I know how to do...
因为我爱我的女儿 ...because I love my daughter.
我...我不知道自己是不是一个好父亲 但是 And...I don't know if I am a good father, but...
但当她和我在一起的时候 她是那么快乐 ...when she's with me, she's so happy.
告诉他们真相 Tell them the truth.
我想想还有什么? Uh, what else?
有时候... Sometimes...
我们两个人一起坐在看海 ...we sit next to each other, watching the sea, and...
在夕阳西下时 ...when...the sun goes down...
的海滩山 ...at the beach...
我感受她身体在我旁边颤动 I feel her body shake...next to me.
是她的脉搏 It's... her pulse...
她的脸庞 ..it's her face...
她的头发 ...it's her hair...
和她的吻... ...it's her kisses...
这不是一首墨西哥歌的词吗? Weren't those the lyrics to a Mexican song?
我开始颤抖 I start to shake.
你在搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
不管怎么说... Anyway...
法官大人 ...your Honor...
我觉得不应该把一个小女孩交给她的父亲 I don't think you should give a little girl a father...
让他们产生感情 let her get attached to him...
而只是因为孩子的妈妈 想要回孩子 and then take him away from her, just because the mom...
就强迫父亲和孩子分离 ...thought it over and wants her back.
就这样 法官大人 That's all, your Honor.
她应该和母亲一起生活 She needs to be with her mother.
做出这个最终裁决的过程非常艰难 It has been very hard to come to a final decision...
因为我必须始终考虑到什么样的决定对孩子最好 ...always bearing in mind the best interest of the child.
我最后决定这个小姑娘应该和 But I've decided that the girl should live with...
她唯一了解的亲人一起生活 With the only parent she really knows.
这个人愿意为她 The one who was proven willing to
从最高的楼层纵身而下 jump from the tallest building for her...
也是为了她 这个人愿意再也不从最高的楼顶往下跳 and also willing to stop jumping from the tallest building for her.
布拉沃先生 Mr. Bravo...
你赢得了玛姬的完整监护权 ...you've earned full custody of Maggie...
但你必须满足以下的条件: as long as you abide by the following conditions:
你必须停止特技替身演员的工作 You must relinquish your professional activities as a stuntman...
-你必须学习说英语 -好的 好的 - you must learn to speak English...- Yes. Yes.
并完全掌握这门语言 ...with full command of the language.
孩子的母亲可以在法律允许的范围内 The mother should be able to visit her in accordance...
进行探视 ...to the term stated by the law.
最后 孩子应该按时去学校上课 And lastly, the child should attend school on a regular basis.
就这么多 That's all.
尽量少花点时间去倒腾邻居的水管吧 Try spending less time fiddling with your neighbor's pipes.
我打赌那孩子可能都不是他的 I bet the kid isn't even his.
快点 爸爸 你得学英语! Come on Dad, you have to learn English!
你快把手上的东西放下 我来考你 You have to put things away and I'll ask you.
好吧 Okay.
让我看看 Let's see...
这是什么? What is this?
"不知道" "No se"
哦 爸爸 这很简单的 Oh, Dad. It's so easy.
这是什么? What is this?
"不知道" "No se".
拜托 想想啊 Come on, think.
就是"不知道"啊! No se!
你看...这儿写了"不知道" 不是吗? Look... it says "NOSE". Hm?
-玛姬! -嗯哼? - Maggie! - Mm-hm?
-"请进"英语怎么说? -"葡萄干"? - How do you say "pasa" in English? - "Pasa"?
葡萄干 [pasa在西语里也有"葡萄干"的意思] Raisin.
你好 葡萄干 葡萄干 Hi. Raisin. Raisin.
-瓦伦汀 -出什么事了? - Valentin. - What's wrong?
茱莉她... Julie...
申请了亲子鉴定 ...asked for a paternity test.
结果在这里 Here it is.
我很遗憾 布拉沃先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Bravo.
你准备好了吗 玛姬? You ready, Maggie?
给你 爸爸 这样你就不会忘了我了 Here, Dad. So you'll remember me.
你要不要先去付下出租车钱? Don't you wanna go pay the cab?
我在楼下等你 好吗? I'll wait for you downstairs, okay?
我不想走! I don't wanna go!
我想一辈子和你生活在一起! I wanna live with you all my life!
我们要误飞机了 We're gonna miss our flight.
瓦伦汀 快开门! Valentin, open the door!
瓦伦汀 我们要误飞机了! Valentin, we're going to miss the flight!
快开门! Open the door!
-瓦伦汀! -开门! - Valentin! - Open the door!
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
玛姬 Maggie.
该死的 Damn it.
瓦伦汀刚刚和孩子一起翻窗跑了 Valentin just went out the window with the kid.
你为什么不叫他付了电梯维修费 Why didn't you tell him to pay his elevator maintenance fee...
去搭那该死的电梯... ..use the damn elevator...
别用他那双都是泥的鞋子弄脏我的墙? and stop dirtying up my walls with his filthy feet?
现在你和我一起回墨西哥 Now, coming back to Mexico with me...
并不是说你就不爱你妈妈 doesn't mean you don't love your mom.
你还是当我的老乡比较好 But it's best for you to be my paisana.
你想 你要是待在美国 Look, if you stay in the US...
只是因为你长着美国人的脸 just because you're gringa...
那一百多万墨西哥人民都要恨死你了 over 100 million Mexicans will resent you.
不光是墨西哥 整个拉美都会恨你! Not only Mexicans, all Latin America will hate you!
更别说终结者可能有一天会成为我们的总统呢 Not to mention that Terminator might be your president one day.
还有在墨西哥 那些又矮又黑的姑娘一定会嫉妒死你的 Besides, in Mexico you'll be the envy of many dark-skinned, short girls...
因为你有一头金发和蓝色的眼睛 ...because you're blonde and have blue eyes...
你也有可能长得高挑 有一双美腿 And you'll probably be tall and leggy...
进来 我载你们一程 Get in. I'll give you a ride.
我叫萝拉 My name is Lola.
我们先说说清楚 Let me get this straight.
他到底是不是这孩子的父亲? Is he or isn't he the kid's father?
他不是她的父亲 He's not her father.
我是说 他确实是 但法律上来说 他... I mean, well, he is. But legally he's...
他不是她的合法亲生父亲 He's not her legal biological father.
-女士 女士 -听着 我只是在说他... - Ma'am. Ma'am. - Listen, I'm just saying he's...
你得明白 我们不能就这样随便越境到墨西哥去 You must understand. We can't just break into Mexico like that.
-为什么不行? -因为... - Why not? - There is...
我们做事是有时间限制的 必须要有合理的依据 There is a time frame, we need reasonable ground.
-相信我 我知道他在那儿 -我很抱歉 韦斯顿女士 - Believe me, I know he is there. - I'm sorry, Mrs. Weston...
但现在我们什么都做不了 ...but there's nothing we can do at this time.
这简直太荒谬... This is ridicu...
听着 我们可以同时警戒机场和边防 Look, in the meantime, we can alert airports and borders...
这样他们也可以留心 -你在开玩笑吗? ...so they can keep an eye out. - Are you kidding me?
还有 你难道觉得他会蠢到 Besides, do you think he would be foolish enough...
躲在人们会第一个找去的地方吗? to hide in the first place people would look for him?
这怎么会这样? What's this?
我得把有些粘起来 省得它们又塌了... I had to glue some, because they kept falling down...
这不算作弊! It's not cheating!
瓦伦汀! Valentin!
-哦! 见到你太好了! -宝贝 这是茱迪斯 - Oh! It's so good to see you! - This is Judeisi, baby.
你真可爱 你好吗? You're so cute! How are you?
那个婴儿呢? 她在哪儿? And the baby? Where is it?
你把她丢在哪儿了? Where did you leave it?
来点蔬菜吧 亲爱的 Have some vegetables, honey.
-阿兹特克人? 电影里的那个? -嗯哼 - Aztec Man? The one in the movie? -Mm-hm.
-啊 你才不可能是那个阿兹特克人呢! -他就是! - Ah, you're not the Aztec Man! - He is.
你爸爸是个胆小鬼! Your father's a wuss!
就是 就是 Yes, yes.
他连换个灯泡都不敢 因为他怕高 He wouldn't change a light bulb because he was afraid of heights.
-那不是真的 对吧 爸爸? -是啊 是啊 - That's not true, is it, Dad? - Yes, yes.
是真的 亲爱的 It's true, honey.
但你爷爷教我不要害怕任何东西 But your grandpa taught me not to be scared of anything.
-我爷爷强尼·布拉沃? -嗯 - My grandpa Johnny Bravo? - Mm.
我们什么时候能见见他? When are we going to meet him?
你没听说吗? Didn't you hear?
听说什么? Hear what?
那个 他... Well, that he...
他不住在以前那个地方了 He doesn't live where he used to...
他已经不住在这里 我是说 他已经离开这个世界 Here on Earth. I mean, he left this world.
他已经去世了 He's gone from this life.
他已经去到了上帝身边 我希望他在天堂 He went with God. I hope he's in Heaven.
我们还能怎么办呢? What can we do?
他已经走了 He's gone.
去了来生 永远离开这里了 To the afterlife, because he's not here anymore.
他已经永远离开这里了 He's not here anymore.
他已经去天堂和上帝在一起了 对吗? He's with God, right?
他会获得永生 To live for all eternity.
永远活下去 Forever.
他已经走了 走了 He's gone, gone.
到了大限之日 我们就会离开 When we're gone, we're gone.
如果你死了 就再也回不来了 If you're dead, you never come back.
再也回不来 你只能活一次 Never again. You only live once.
再也回不来了 You can't come back.
胡安·"强尼"·布拉沃 最勇敢 最优秀的人... JUAN "JOHNNY" BRAVO THE BRAVEST, THE BEST...
我长得挺像他的 对吗? I look like him, don't I?
当然了 宝贝 你长得跟他一模一样 You do, baby. You look exactly like him.
为什么他从不来看我们也不打电话? Why didn't he ever visit us or call?
从我很小的时候我们之间就有隔阂 We grew apart when I was very young and...
我一直不能理解他培养我的方式 I never understood his way of raising me.
我觉得他讨厌我 I thought he hated me.
在你出生之后我才开始懂得 I started to understand him after you were born.
那你为什么从来不给他打电话? Why didn't you ever call him?
我还在记恨他呢 I was holding a grudge.
我一直想等我们来阿卡普尔科的时候就去找她 可是... I meant to look him up if we ever came to Acapulco, but...
我想谢谢他 I wanted to thank him.
给他一个拥抱 Give him a hug.
然和带他和我们一起去跳水! And take him diving with us!
你能让我从拉克布拉达悬崖跳水的梦想实现吗? Will you make my dream of jumping from La Quebrada come true?
-就在那儿 -弗兰克 拜托了 - Right there. - Frank, please.
玛姬是我的女儿 不是瓦伦汀的 Maggie is my daughter, not Valentin's.
我知道... And I know...
-你一定知道他们藏在哪里 -我一点都不知道 - I know you know where they're hiding. - I haven't the faintest idea.
听着 就算是帮你的朋友一个忙 告诉他 Look, um, do your friend a favor and tell him...
如果他主动回来 我们就不起诉 Tell him if he comes back voluntarily, we won't press charges.
我不知道他们在哪里 I don't know where they are.
我觉得瓦伦汀根本不明白事情的严重性 I don't think Valentin understands the seriousness of the situation.
他绑架了一个美国小孩 He has kidnapped an American child...
更糟糕的是 她根本不是他的女儿 ...and to make matters worse, she's not even his daughter.
如果你真的是瓦伦汀的朋友 If you really consider yourself Valentin's friend,
就告诉我他们在哪里 you'll tell me where they are.
我没法告诉你他们在哪儿因为我不知道 I can't tell you where they are because I don't know.
而且就算我知道 我也不会告诉你 And even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you.
什么...? 你觉得我们是傻子吗? What...? Do you think we're stupid or what?
你在给他打掩护 你知不知道我们可以告你 You're covering his back. Do you know we can have you charged...
是绑架美国公民的从犯? as an accomplice in the kidnapping of an American citizen?
我在跟你说话呢! I'm talking to you!
好了 就这样吧 我试过文明的办法了 Okay, that's it. I tried to be civilized.
但如果你想要这样 But if this is the way you want it,
你就等着吃不了兜着走吧 you're gonna have to face the consequences.
-你和那个愚蠢的 不负责任的... -瑞妮 瑞妮 - You and that stupid, irresponsible... - Renee. Renee.
好吧 好吧 你想要真相? 我就告诉你真相 Okay, okay, you want the truth? I'll give you the truth.
你嘴里那个"愚蠢的 不负责任"的人 That stupid, irresponsible man, as you call him...
过去四年里 每一天早上醒来 has woken up every morning for the past four years
都担心这一天是 fearing that that day might be the last day
他和女儿共度的最后一天 he ever gets to see his daughter.
在一生当中 有很多打击... In life, there are blows...
都比在6岁时被扔下拉克布拉达悬崖更难承受 harder than being thrown from La Quebrada at 6 years old.
现在我知道我爸爸只是想要 Now I know all my Dad wanted...
让我做好准备 ...was to make me ready.
这就是他说他爱我的方式 It was his way of telling me that he loved me.
帮助我为面对人生做好准备 Of preparing me to face life.
尽管 我的恐惧并没有完全离开我 And, though my fears have not left me altogether
我已经能够和那只狼和平相处了 ...the wolf and I have made peace.
在我和玛姬共同生活的时间里 It's just that during the time Maggie and I were together
我们共同一点点理解了恐惧 ...we learned a thing or two about fear...
也慢慢理解了人生 ...and about life.
我们知道了7年可以像70年 We learned that 7 years can count as much as 70...
甚至700年一样充实 ...or as 700.
那用来付出租车钱的10美元 And that 10 dollars for a cab...
也许是对你人生最好的投资 may end up being the best investment of your life.
看着她... Watching her...
比看任何日落都美好千百倍 ...was way better than watching the sunset.
我看着她四处奔跑 想着 I saw her run and wondered...
她那细细的腿不知道什么时候就会折断 ...when those skinny legs of hers would break.
好景不长 It didn't last long...
但没关系 ...but that doesn't matter.
一切都值得 It was worth it.
有时候生活会用一件意想不到的事 Sometimes life surprises you and...
让你惊讶 让你受伤 hits you with one of those bombshells.
只是心脏上的...一点点小缺陷 A little flaw... there... in the heart.
后来医生说 And then the doctor explains...
这种病没有什么原因 ...that there is no explanation.
他说有一天 就像蝴蝶破茧而出 He says one day, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon
这个小小的缺陷也会成长 扩大 ...that little flaw will grow and develop...
让你陷入昏迷 ...leaving you in a coma.
或者你就会长睡不醒 Or it will just put you to sleep forever.
医生的预测最终成真了 The doctor's prognosis finally came true.
实现了梦想的两周之后 玛姬就离开了人世 Maggie was gone, 2 weeks after fulfilling her dream...
不 我亲爱的... No, my love...
不 我亲爱的! ...no, my love...!
一年后 ONE YEAR LATER
在一生当中 有很多打击... In life, there are blows...
都比在6岁时被扔下拉克布拉达悬崖更难承受 harder than being thrown from La Quebrada at 6 years old.
我会一直珍藏着 I'll always carry with me...
我一生最爱的两个人的记忆 ...the memory of the two great loves of my life.
他们一个 The first one...
教会了我要时刻准备好面对人生 ...taught me to be ready to face life.
另一个 And the second one...
教会了我怎样面对 ...taught me to face life...
人生的无常 ...without being ready.
我知道玛姬现在很幸福 I know that Maggie is happy now...
她从一片云彩上轻轻一跃 ...jumping from some cloud...
就到了爷爷的怀里 ...into her grandfather's arms.
而他们在天堂之中 And from there...
还继续教会我如何面对 ...the two of them continue teaching me how to face life
没有他们的生活 ...without them.
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没错 你爸爸是去世了 他离开了 他... Yes, your Dad is gone now. He's gone, he...
他已经离开了 你明白吗? He's gone now, you know?
他... 先走了... 先去了一个更好的世界 He... he went on ahead... to a better life.
他现在过得好多了 He's much better.
他先...他...他...先走了一步 He wen... he... he wen... went first.
他继续向前走了 He went on ahead.
他翘辫子了 He kicked the bucket.
他挂了 他已经去世了 他去了更好的世界 He kicked... He passed away. He's better now...
他已经...已经...在天...天堂了 对吗? He's in... in... heav... heaven, right?
和天使 和上帝在一起 With the angels, with God...
过着无忧无虑的日子 With a... with a heavenly life.
比在这里的时候好多了 He's bett... better off than here.
他...他...他已经感觉不到任何痛苦 He... he... feels no... no pain.
在这儿的时候 他总是抱怨脚疼 Here, he was always going on about how his feet hurt.
手疼 My hand hurts.
鼻 鼻子也疼 My nose... my nose hu... hurts.
嘴巴疼 头也疼 My mouth hurts. My head hurts.
他全...全...全身都疼 He hurt all... all... all over.
他在那边会过得更好... He will be better off there...
和上帝 和天使 过得开开心心 ..with God, with the angels, in a heavenly life.
再也不会有人世间的痛苦 Where there's no pain like in this world.
这里 地上有尘土 我们脚踏着尘土 Here, we even have dirt, we tread on it.
那里 我们脚踏的会是荣耀 There, we'll be treading Glory.
在那里...比在这里好多了 It's better there... Better than being here.
没有了尘世的喧嚣 只有天国的美好 Not in earthly life, but in a heavenly one.
生活在人世间很不一样 It's very different being here than there...
跟和上帝 天使一起生活完全不同 ...with God, with the angels.
他在那儿会更...更好... He'll be bett... better off there.
那里也有...也有海... There's a sea... a sea there, too...
有海和其他的一切 A sea and everything.
*当我来到阿卡普尔科 我的烦恼全都烟消云散* *When I go to Acapulco, my problems soon disappear.*
*哦 哦 哦* *Oh, oh, oh.*
*在来这里的公共汽车上 有个美丽的姑娘* *On the bus coming here, there was a beautiful girl.*
*啊 啊 啊* *Ah, ah, ah.*
*我对她说: 宝贝 我们下车吧!* *And I told her "Baby, let's get down!"*
*阿卡普尔科 阿卡普尔科 阿卡普尔科是我的爱* *Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.*
*海滩和马路上 到处是美女和酒店* *The beaches, the roads, the women and the hotels*
*甩出我的绳环 套回几个美女* *Throw my ropes and catch the women*
*阿卡普尔科 阿卡普尔科 阿卡普尔科是我的爱* *Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.*
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