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左右不逢源 第二季 第8集 The_Middle.S02E08.
人人都热爱周末 那是能全身心放松的日子 Everybody loves the weekend.It's a time to relax and unwind.
除了 我 Unless you're me.
我去买东西! 我的优惠券呢? I'm running errands!Where are my coupons?
它们明明就和购物单放一起的 我的购物单呢? They were right here next to my list.Where's my list?
然后 就到了给过去五天留下的 烂摊子擦屁股的时间了 Then it's a time to do all the crap you didn't get done the other five days.
妈妈 你能送我 Carly还有 Shannon去电影院吗? Mom, can you take me, carly, and shannon to the movies?
亲爱的 我已经忙得不可开交了 不能叫她们俩的妈妈送你们吗? honey, i'm already swamped.Can't one of the other moms do it?
Shannon的妈妈在拘留所里 Carly的妈妈必须在沙发上躺一个礼拜 Well, shannon's mom is already picking up, and carly's mom has to stay on the couch for a week,
因为Carly的老爸关车门 不小心夹到了她的脚 because carly's dad accidentally slammed her foot in the car door.
尊幸运 Lucky.
老爸 你能送我们吗? Dad, can you take us?
我要去五金店 跟你们完全不顺路 Oh, I have to go to the hardware store, and that's in the whole opposite direction.
况且 我也不想送 Plus, I don't really want to.
球队训练 拜 Football.Later.
- 噢 Axl! 你能送我... - 神马? -Oh, axl!Will you drop me - what?
你上嘴唇上弄了什么东西? What you got going on on your upper lip there?
没洗干净咩? Is that dirt?
不是 是胡须 好吧? No, it's hair, okay?
球队的所有人为了季后赛 都蓄了山羊胡 All the guys on the football team are growing beards for the play-offs.
那你的是怎么回事? And what are you doin'?
吼 您幽默了 老爸 Oh. Hilarious, dad.
告诉你吧 这才留了两天 另外根据 蓄胡专业户.COM For your f.y.i., this is only two days old, and according to beard-guru. Com,
我胡须的生长速度已经超越了 我这个年龄层的平均速度 i'm showing above average hair growth for my age.
我觉得它帅呆了 Axl 纯爷们儿 I think it looks great, axl.Totally manly.
拍一个! Five it.
那你能不能送我去... So will you give me a ride to the...
爹爹 你今天看起来也是格外滴爷们儿 Dad, and you also are looking very manly today.
上车吧 Get in the car.
好了 Brick 你知道你的使命的 Okay, brick, you know the drill.
随便抓一盒高脂的东西 还有无糖苏打水 咱们开路吧 Grab a box of something fattening and a couple of diet sodas, and let's hit the road.
- 我不去了 - 虾米? -I'm not going. -What?
抱歉老妈 我没办法去了 sorry mon, i can't do it
你每次去大采购 都是"上车Brick" "吃点东西Brick" Every time you have an errand, it's, "get in the car, brick. Get a snack, brick.
我不要再做你的小哈巴狗了 我受够了 " I'm not gonna be your poodle anymore.I'm done.
不再做小哈巴狗 我受够了 Poodle anymore.I'm done.
得了 跟我去买几次东西 真的有那么不堪回首吗? Oh, come on.Is running a few errands with me really that bad?
让Sue带去她的草原行 绿色还是蓝色? 绿色还是蓝色 Okay, for sue's prairie project, mint or teal?Mint or teal?
哪一个能让我们快点离开这儿? Which one gets us out of here faster?
哇 清仓货 Ooh, remnants.
你觉得咋样啊? So what do ya think?
好看还是一般? Flattering or not so much?
我爱死它了 I love it.
好啦 打道回府了 Okay, we're heading home.
Frankie! Frankie!
嘿 Paula! 上次聚会以后我就没见到你了 Hey, paula!I haven't seen you since the party.
你听说了你离开以后发生了什么吗? Did you hear what happened after you left?
真是道不尽的不可思议 你有空吗? It's this long, crazy story.Have you got a minute?
当然 Sure.
你知道我们楼下的化妆间怎么弄的吗? 那天Barnes太太... Well, you know how we have that powder room downstairs?Well, Mrs.Barnes...
好了 我能说什么呢 Brick? Well, what can I say, brick?
我们家保姆今天请假了 所以说 除非你有更好的办法 Our staff of nannies has the day off, so unless you got a better idea,
我恐怕你只能凑合跟我混了 i'm afraid you're stuck with me.
你可以当我的优惠券小队长 But you can be my coupon captain.
其实 我还真有个更好的主意 Actually I do have a better idea.
我要一个人宅起 I want to stay home alone.
得 这不可能 你还太小 Yeah.That's not happening.You're too young.
我已经可以帮你把咪咪罩挂在更衣室了 Oh, I was old enough to hook your bra in the dressing room.
- 帮你把... - 行了 明白了 -Hook your - All right.Got it.
神啊 如果你真那么讨厌跟我一起 Well, gosh, if it's so horrible to come with me,
那你应该比较喜欢跟 Edie Ginny姨妈在一起吧 maybe you'd rather spend the whole afternoon at aunt edie and aunt ginny's.
求之不得 That'd be great.
真滴咩? 话说Edie姨妈的左腿又肿了 Would it?'cause aunt edie has the edema in her leg again,
而且肿得跟西瓜似的 and it's swollen up to the size of a watermelon,
但你不可以提这事 否则她会伤心的 and you can't react to it, or you'll really hurt her feelings.
放马过来吧 Bring it on.
真的咩? 他喜欢Amelia? Really?He likes amelia?
可她刚搬来没多久 他们几乎不认识对方 But she just moved here.They hardly know each other.
她可不喜欢他 Oh!She doesn't like him back.
她只是利用他报复Julia 因为她太阴险了 She's just using him to get back at julia, 'cause she's a backstabber.
哇 Shannon 你发短信真速度 Wow, shannon, you text really fast.
谢谢 你难道不发吗? Thanks.Don't you text?
啊 这是我老妈的旧手机 Uh, well, this is my mom's old phone.
它已经不能用了 我拿它当闹钟而已 It doesn't work.I just use it as a clock.
是Spencer It's spencer.
好啦 我们可是在一辆车里 咱能不那么嚎吗 Okay!We're all in the same car.Let's use our indoor screams.
他和Greg还有Brandon在一起 待会儿跟我们在电影院碰头 He's with greg and brandon.They're gonna meet us at the movie.
等一下 你可没说过还有小男生一起啊 Hang on.Y- you never said there was gonna be boys there.
你们的妈妈知道吗? Does your mom know about this?
老爸 看场电影而已 Dad, it's just a movie.
对男孩子来说去电影院 可不仅仅是电影院而已 Well, movies aren't just movies for boys.
伸手不见五指的大屋子 里面还有女孩子们 They're big, dark rooms with girls in them.
不会有事的 你不相信我们咩? Nothing's gonna happen.Don't you trust us?
干嘛? 我听说介电影乱有劲的 What?I hear this is a good movie.
于是Mike就留在那儿以防有事发生 So mike was there to keep an eye out for trouble,
不过他很快就意识到 真正危险的不是那些小男生 but he soon realized, the real threat wasn't from the boys.
你牙箍上粘到东西了 You have gummy bear in your braces.
真哒? 现在还有咩? I do? Is it out?
现在呢? Now is it out?
不如你去洗手间弄吧 Maybe you should go to the bathroom and check.
- 好滴 有人要一起吗? - 我 -Okay.Anyone want to come? -I will.
你真的要去吗? 我对占座不在行的 Oh, do you have to?I'm really bad at saving seats.
好吧 马上回来 Okay.Be back in a flash.
其实我是占座姐 I'm actually really good at saving seats.
我只是有事情要和你说 可以吗? I just wanted to talk to you for a sec, if that's cool?
- 当然 - 你和Sue关系很好 对吧? -Sure. -So you and sue are really close, right?
当然 她是我最好的朋友 Duh.She's, like, my best friend.
- 这就是我要你帮忙的原因 - 好的 -That's why I need your help. -Okay.
是这样的 我周六晚上有个睡衣派对 Here's the thing.I'm having this slumber party on saturday night,
- 我会邀请你一起 - 真的吗? -and you're invited .-I am?
但我觉得我们不应该跟Sue提这事 But I really don't think we should say anything to sue about it.
那她要怎么知道有派对? Then how will she know to come?
她不会知道 She won't.
这对我来说也是个艰难的决定 因为我也特别想邀请她 她超级可爱的 This is so, so hard for me, because I would totally love to invite her, because she's so sweet,
但我又怕请她来了 她会觉得不自在 but I'm just kind of worried that if I do, she might feel uncomfortable there.
因为那天会来很多人 但我不希望别人取笑她 There's just gonna be a lot of wrestlerettes there, and I don't want people to make fun of her.
我自己就是个敏感的人 I'm just supersensitive about feelings.
- 嘿 - 你介是在做毛? -hey. -What are you doing?
你知道你吃的那些东西 是怎么奇迹般出现在柜橱里吗? You know how all that food you eat sort of magically appears in the cupboards?
现在您收看的就是 背后的故事 Well, this is a behind-the-scenes look at that process.
教练说乳制品有助于胡须生长 奶酪是奶制品吧? Coach says dairy promotes beard growth.Cheese is dairy, right?
那... 下午和阿姨们 过得怎么样呀 Brick? So...How was your afternoon with the aunts, brick?
快乐得不得了 Delightful.
简直不堪回首 It was horrible!
我为什么就不能自己宅在家里? 我已经9岁了 9岁呀 娘亲 Why can't I stay home alone?I just turned 9.9, mom!
我已经长大了 我已经耙过落叶 而且就快搞定系鞋带这事了 I'm growing up.I've raked the leaves, and I've almost got that shoe-tying thing down.
我很抱歉 Brick 但你还是不够大 I'm sorry, brick.You're not old enough.
如果你觉得这样比较平衡的话 Axl和Sue像你 那么大的时候 我也没让他们独自待家过 If it makes you feel any better, I didn't let axl and sue stay home at your age, either.
我比他们聪明多了 你知道的 I'm smarter than them, and you know it.
Frankie 你当时不在那 我从没见过这种事情 Frankie, you weren't there.I've never seen anything like it.
那姑娘就是个挑唆民族团结的家伙 This girl was like a bond villain.
她说得天花乱坠 但其实口蜜腹剑 She says words that seem nice, but they're not.They're evil.
我们是在说Shannon咩? Is this shannon we're talking about?
没错 Shannon Yeah.Shannon.
哈 我早就在担心她了 她可能会是个祸害 Ugh.I was worried about her.I thought she might be bad news.
没错 你猜对了 她已经开始用什么睡衣派对蛊惑Carly了 Yeah, well, you thought right, and she's moving in on carly with this whole sleepover business.
你知道Sue有多爱在朋友家过夜 You know how sue loves a sleepover.
我可怜的Sue Ohh.Poor sue.
就是呀 那你打算怎么办? I know.So what are you gonna do?
- 不管 - 不管? -Nothin'. -Nothin'?
你想要我做什么? What do you expect me to do?
随便你做什么 我不知道 介不是我的能力范围 Well, whatever you do about this stuff.I don't know.This isn't my area.
Mike 你以为我不闹心吗? Mike, you don't think I feel horrible?
我闹老心了 但我什么也做不了 I feel horrible, but there's nothing I can do.
等等 你成功参与并组织了一次联名上书 Wait.You leapt into action and organized a letter-writing campaign
就因为他们不再做那种你喜欢的饼干 when they stopped making those cookies you liked.
现在我们的女儿被人欺负 你会神马都做不了? Now our daughter's about to get hurt, and you're gonna do nothin'?
Mike 我们现在讨论的是高中女生宫心计 Mike, this is junior high girl drama we're talking about here.
到处都是地雷 你信我 It's a minefield.Trust me.
你不能随随便便瞎掺合 那是引火自焚 Ya can't just go stompin' in there, or you'll get your legs blown off.
女孩子是什么时候变成这样的? 我以为女孩子都很河蟹的 When did girls get like this?I thought girls were nice.
同性相斥 你怎么会不知道这道理? Girls are horrible to each other.How can you not know that?
我以前从来没送过她们去电影院 I've never driven 'em to the movies before.
- 难道女孩子就是这样 - 答对 -So this is just how girls are? -Yep.
- 我们就只能瞪眼看着? - 没错 -And there's nothing we can do? -No.
够残忍 我跟你说 我连当几秒钟的女孩都不愿意 Brutal.I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't last ten seconds as a girl.
现在你懂我们为毛 吃那么多巧克力了吧? Now you see why we eat so much chocolate?
Sue 老妈让你一个人在家是几岁? sue, how old were you when mom let you stay home alone?
我想想 8岁的时候她有两次把我忘在家里 9岁还有一次 成心的 Let's see.She left me alone twice accidentally when I was 8, and then on purpose when I was 9.
神马?! What?!
首先 这不可能是真的 First of all, there's no way that that's true,
就算是真的 那也是因为 女孩子比男孩子早熟 and if it is true, it's because girls mature faster than boys.
Axl 老妈让你一个人在家是几岁? Axl, how old were you when mom let you stay home alone?
你可以保持缄默! 你没牵涉在这次审理中 You don't have to answer that!You're not on trial here.
我想想 Huh.Let's see.
嗯... 6岁有一次把我忘在家里 9岁就开始直接扔家里 Uh...Well, accidentally when I was 6, and then for real when I was about 9.
嘿 表担心 只是禀赋差异 懂? Hey, don't sweat it.People just mature at different rates, you know?
哇 哇 哇 事情发展的很奇妙哈? Well, well, well.Isn't this an interesting development?
似乎我应该和我的哥哥姐姐 受到同等对待 seems I should certain be treated with the same trust as my brother and sister,
大家同意咩? who have come before me.Don't you guys agree?
我不觉得你可以一个人在家 不过我倒是同意 I don't think you should be allowed to stay home alone, but I do agree...
和老妈在一起很折磨 It's torture being with mom.
那现在怎么样? So what's it gonna be?
我应该怎么做? 如果我跟 他说不行 他会觉得我不信任他 What am I supposed to do?If I tell him no, he'll think I don't trust him.
你是不信任他呀 You don't trust him.
当然啦 你也知道他有多容易分心 Of course not.You know how distracted he gets.
我的那个神 记得上周吗? Oh, god.Remember last week?
他连自己在骑车都能忘了 He forgot he was riding a bike.
听着 对这个孩子来说 没有什么恰当的时机 Look, it's never gonna be a good time with this kid.
可能我们就应该一咬牙撕开胶布 希望其实里面已经长好了 Maybe we should just rip off the band-aid and hope for the best.
你提醒我了 他今早吃掉了一个邦迪 That reminds me.He ate another band-aid this morning.
是我们家的 还是他自己 淘出来的 算了 我不想知道 One of ours or one he found?Never mind.I don't wanna know.
我们还有更重要的事做 We got bigger fish to fry.
你看Sue在餐吧上落下什么了 Look what sue left on the kitchen counter.
"Sue和Shannon 永远都是好朋友" 永远都是好朋友 Frankie "sue and shannon-b.f.f." B.f.f., frankie!
- 你什么都做不了 - 妈的 -You can't do anything. - Damn it!
我们两个都明白了... Well, I think we both discovered that...
指手画脚永远比亲自上阵容易多了 It's way easier giving advice than actually taking it...
因为第二天... 'Cause the next day...
- 嗨 爸爸 - 嗨 Sue Carly Shannon -Hi, dad. -Hi, sue.Hi, carly.Shannon.
我在帮Shannon和Carly准备科学课测验 I'm helping shannon and carly study for their science test.
你这样真好 Sue Oh, that's very nice of you, sue.
你是位友善忠诚的朋友 做朋友忠诚很重要 You're a kind and loyal friend.It's important to be loyal.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢你帮我们 Thanks for helping us.
Sue去年在Murphy先生的课上得了A Sue got an "a" in mr.Murphy's class last year.
哦 说个有关Murphy先生的趣事 Oh, my gosh.Funny story about mr.Murphy.
他说我可能是他教过最聪明的学生 He said I'm probably the smartest student he's ever had.
真的吗 Oh, yeah?
不好意思 这话怎么就有趣了呢 I'm sorry, how is that a funny story about Mr.Murphy, exactly?
这根本和Murphy先生无关 而且一点意思也没有 'cause it didn't really seem to be about Mr.Murphy at all, and it wasn't funny.
是我理解错了吗 Did I miss something?
因为我还盼着听有关 Murphy先生的趣事呢 可那不是 'cause, well, I'm all for hearing a funny story out Mr.Murphy, but that wasn't it.
我刚才意思是 不是炫耀 通常我都是班上尖子生 I guess what I was trying to say, without bragging, is i'm usually top of the class,
可作为摔跤队长 我总是忙得要死 but as a wrestlerette captain, i have been crazy busy.
老师们都说不知我怎么做得来的 The teachers are saying they don't know how I do it all.
我不明白 这咋就不是炫耀 I'm just wondering, how is that not bragging?
你说你不是炫耀 可你知道炫耀什么意思吧 I mean, you said you weren't bragging, but you do know what bragging is, right?
不然你就该放弃摔跤训练 去读读词典了 'cause maybe you should skip wrestlerette practice and try cracking a dictionary.
老爸 Dad.
咋了 只是教教词汇 指不定要考的 What?Just helping with the vocab.You know, in case it's ever on a test.
走 咱到我屋里学吧 Come on.Let's go study in my room.
你别跟来 老爸 Not...You...Dad.
几天后 家里牛奶喝光了 我也没推脱的借口了 A few days later, i'd run out of milk, and I'd run out of excuses.
Brick 我下了决定 我得去趟商店 我决心... Brick, I've made a decision.I have to make a quick run to the grocery, and ve decided...
让你独自呆在家 To let you stay home alone.
好的 Okay.
就这些? That's it?
你缠了我几天了 我以为你会很兴奋 you have been hounding me about this for days.I thought you'd be excited.
我是很兴奋 Oh, I am.
好吧 听着 All right.Listen.
我就去24分钟 紧急情况号码就在电话旁 I'll be gone exactly 24 minutes, and emergency numbers are by the phone.
不许看付费频道 不许用浴缸 不许玩刀 不许去阁楼 No pay-per-view, no baths, no knives, no going in the attic.
要是有人敲门 不要开门 If sebody comes to the door, don't answer it.
如果电话响了 你可以接 要是找我的 But if the phone rings, you can answer it, but if it's for me,
告诉对方我在别的屋里清理枪支 24分钟后给他们回电话 tell 'em I'm in the other room cleaning my gun, and I'll call them back in 24 minutes.
你的明白? You got it?
明白了 拜拜 Got it. Bye.
不用客气 You're welcome.
我瞎操心神马 他不过就坐沙发上看书 What was I worried about?all he does is sit on the couch and read anyway.
都没事的 要不是他把书看完了... Everything was gonna be fine.And it would've been fine...
就该没事的 If he hadn't finished his book.
他就坐那 和我出去前一样 And there he was, right where I left him.
我担神马心 What was I worried about?
Bri 这是怎么了! Brick 怎么- 哦 Brick! Bri, what happened?!Brick, what- Oh!Brick!
"啊哦"? 你就只会说这个? 你干啥要用烤炉? "uh-oh"?That's all you can say?Why were you even using the oven?
你又没不准我用 Well, you didn't tell me not to.
- 你只说不许看付费频道 不许用浴缸 不许.. - 我以为这根本不用说的! You said no pay-per-view, no baths, no- I didn't think I had to!
家里没谁用烤炉! Nobody in this house ever uses the oven!
所以我才用它放Pearl婶婶的被褥! That's why I use it to store aunt pearl's quilts!
我只是想做披萨卷 I just wanted to make pizza rolls.
微波炉是做披萨卷的 烤炉是用来存放东西的! Microwave is for pizza rolls!The oven is for bulky storage.
我违背直觉做事总会出错 See, this is what happens when I go against my instincts.
再也不许你单独呆家里了! 没得商量! You are never staying home alone again!End of story!
妈妈? 我午饭还没吃呢 Hello? I still need my lunch.
于是第二个星期六 Brick又同我驱车出行... so when the next saturday rolled around, brick was back in the saddle with me...
好了 这是最后一站 把车洗了就好 All right.This is our last stop.We just gotta get the car washed.
不许抱怨 Don't even.
Mike决心 即使Sue 没被邀请去Shannon家过夜 And mike was determined to make sure that even if sue wasn't invited to shannon's sleepover,
仍让她过个特别的夜晚 she still had a special night.
我好兴奋 咱今晚一起看电影 I'm really excited for our movie night.
真不相信你居然想看"月食" I can't believe you wanted to watch "eclipse.
可不 确实很难相信 " Yeah, it is kinda hard to believe.
老爸 酷毙了 对不? dad.Pretty awesome, right?
我两鬓的胡子终于长出来了 现在只等连接处长好了 My cheek patches are finally in. All I need now is my connector area.
我肯定没特定胡须术语的 I'm pretty sure those aren't actual beard terms.
我是不是该打电话给Shannon和Carly 看她们想不想和咱一起看电影 Y, maybe I should call shannon and carly and see if they want to watch the movie with us.
她们可能很忙的 各有各的事情 Well, you know, they're probably busy, each with their own thing,
我想来个就咱的父女之夜 and I kinda wanted to just keep this a father-daughter night.
真的吗? Really?
你好? Hello?
嗨 Shannon Hi, shannon.
没啥事 和我老爸一起看电影 你咧? Nothin'.Just about to watch a movie with my dad.How about you?
对 我有睡袋 Yeah.I have a sleeping bag.
当然可以 Sure.
什么事呀 What was all that about?
- Shannon想借我的睡袋 - 虾米?! -Shannon wants to borw my sleeping bag.-What?!
他们家临时决定去露营 她爸爸一会过来拿睡袋 Her family going on a last-minute camping trip, so her dad's gonna come by to pick it up.
我还是送过去吧 You know what? How about I take it over myself?
你好吗? 我是Mike Heck How ya doin'?Mike heck.
哦 你好 Steve Kendrick Oh. Hi.Steve kendrick.
你不必亲自送过来 我打算一会去拿的 You didn't have to bring that over.I was gonna come get it.
没事的 我就住这一块 省的你跑一趟 Ah, it's okay.I was in the area.Thought I'd save you a trip.
非常感谢 I appreciate that.
乐意效劳 And I'm happy to do it.
你看 Steve 我想和你聊聊 父亲间的对话 Listen, steve, I wanted to kinda talk to you, dad to dad.
你可能不知道 可你女儿没邀请我闺女Sue来过夜 You might not know, but your daughter didn't invite my daughter sue to the sleepover,
可又打电话找她借睡袋 and now she calls and asks for the sleeping bag.
- 哦 这样啊 - 是啊 我明白 -Oh, man. -Yeah, I know.
谢谢你亲自送来 Wow.Thanks for bringing it over.
等等 我觉得你还没明白 Oh.Hang on.I don't think you're gettin' it.
她们本该是朋友 我们谈的是位年轻姑娘的感受 see, They're supposedly friends, and we're talking about a young girl's feelings here.
我知道 可Shannon想规模小点 I know, but shannon wanted to keep it small.
当然 可多一个人又怎么 Sure, but what's one more, right?
Shannon觉得我们这只够待五个人 Well, shannon thinks we actually only have room f five.
哦 原来是空间不够 Oh, then it's a sqre footage thing.
多一个该挤得下的 I bet we could squeeze in one more.
你家房子多大 200 280平米? What's your family room- 200, 280?
挤挤的话放六个睡袋绝对没问题 Should be plenty of room for six sleeping bags, especially if we stagger' em.
我们有个大咖啡桌 We have a big coffee table.
- 我帮你挪开它 - 是铁质的 -I'll help you move it. -It's iron.
我车里有扳钳 你肯定也有 十秒就能把它拆了 I got socket wrenches in my trunk.I beyou get it.take that baby apart in ten seconds.
Shannon就是这样 她就要自己想要的 明白了? Look, shannon is shannonShe wants what she wants.you got it?
不明白 我不明白你怎么眼看自己女儿 actually, I don't.I don't get how you can watch your daughter do something like this
这样对待别人却放任不管 to somebody and not feel the need to say anything.
逼她去做她不想做的事不是我的职责 Well, it's not really my job to force my daughter to do something she doesn't want to do.
那正是你要做的 Actually, that's your exact job.
这就是父亲的职责 教他们友善正直做人 That is your job and my job- To help our kids be nice, to teach 'em how to be decent.
Shannon不会喜欢的 Yeah, shannon's not really gonna go for that.
那么也许我该跟Shannon谈 一切好像是她说了算 Well, maybe should speak to shannon, 'cause she's obviously the one running things around here.
你知道吗 老兄? You know what, buddy?
可能Shannon没当你女儿是最好朋友 Maybe shannon just doesn't consid your daughter a best friend.
那Amelia就是了? Oh, and she's best friends with amelia?
Amelia才搬过来 而且我知道她只是 利用Shannon进摔跤队 Amelia just moved here, and I know for a fact that she was just using her to get on wrestlerettes.
我是不是该进去把它抖出来 Maybe I should go in there right now and blow that wide open.
你说错了 她们是通过Julia成的朋友 Hey, that is not true.They became friends through julia.
那个Julia根本不回她短信 因为她正忙着背后整她呢 Ah, the same julia who didn't return any of her texts, because she was too busy backstabbing her.
你女儿根本不配做我闺女朋友 You know what?Your daughter doesn't deserve my daughter.
把这该死的睡袋拿去吧 Here.Take this stupid sleeping bag.
我不想要了 I don't want it.
那你之前就不该开口 Then you shouldn't have asked for it.
我说了我不要 I said, I don't want it.
- 拿着 - 你拿回去吧 -Take it. -You take it!
- 拿着! - 拿回去! -You take it! - You take it!
爸爸 我们还要些爆米花 Dad, we need more popcorn.
去吧 Steve 我们知道你要去的 Go ahead, steve. We both know you're gonna go.
坐后面去 Backseat.
就洗车这会 我猜Brick和Sue像我这么大时 你就让他们坐这 just For the car wash part.I bet yo****
你别跟我闹 今天已经够呛了 Don'tsit up here it's been a long day.
彼此彼此 .Tell me about it.
出来采购对我来说也不容易 Hey, errands are no fun for me, either.
你以为我周末不想读读杂志 You don't think I'd rather spend umy weekend reading magazines.
做做指甲? And doing my nails?
可事情总要人做 Brick But stuff's gotta get done, brick.
可以呀 但让我呆家里行不 That's fine, but let me stay home.
就那一回我让你呆家里 You don't think i'd rather spend umy weekend I let you stay home.
你差点把房子都烧了 You practically burned down the house.
谁把被褥放烤炉里呀? Who keeps a quilt in the oven?
谁又把整整500英尺的锡纸用光了 没错 我找着那纸团球了 Who uses up 500 feet ofinfoil?Yeah, that's right.I found the giant ball.
我讨厌和你出来! I hate coming with you!
我也不是来野餐了 有时我真想-啊啊啊! Well, it's no picnic for me, either.Sometimes I just wanna-aah!
把窗户关上! It's flooding the car!
把那包午餐小面包给我! Give me that sheet of dinner rolls!
嘿 爸爸 你怎么还拿着睡袋? Hey, dad.Why do you still have the sleeping bag?
他们不要了 他们不晓得这睡袋有多棒 Theyidn't want it.They don't realize how terrific this sleeping bag is.
如果他们不感激 去他们的吧 If they can't appreciate this sleeping bag...To hell with 'em.
它真不是那么好用 It's really not that great.
肯定是妈妈从教堂淘来的 I think mom found it at the church.
哇 这周过得真爽 Wow, what an awesome week.
先是摔跤队长差点借了我的睡袋 现在我们又父女俩一起看电影 Fand now I get to watchmost a movie with just my dad.
Mike明白真相总会浮出水面的 Mike knew the truth would come out.
某某可能给某某发了短信 某某又把它放上Facebook主页 Somebody would text somebody, who'd put it on their facebook page
说什么有个聚会 Sue没去 她爸却去了 that there waa party, and she wasn't there, and he was.
是啊 一大堆的初中生烦恼正向Sue涌来 Yep, tre was gonna be a whole lot of junior high pain comin' sue's way...
就在明天 于是Mike决定好好享受今晚 Tomorrow, so mike decided they should just enjoy tonight.
再跟我说说为啥她约会的对象 仅局限于一个吸血鬼和狼人 So explain to me again why her only choices for a date are a vampire and a wolf man.
那不是约会 老爸 他们在为Bella的灵魂斗争 It's not a date, dad.They're battling for bella's soul.
看那个人 那是Edward 他爱上了Bella - And see that one there, edward - He's in love with bella,
- 可后来Taylor Lautner出现了 - 就是浑身肌肉的那个? but then taylor lautner came along- He's the one with the abs?
没错 于是她现在很矛盾 Exactly.And so now she's sort of conflicted, because she had to choose between taylor lautner
因为她必须在Taylor Lautner的完美肌肉 和Robert Pattinson的迷人头发之间做出抉择 and his gorgeous abs and robert pattinson and that hair.
你真该看看在水冲进来时你的表情 Oh, you should've seen your face when the water came in the windows.
还说我呢 你一直打喷嚏喷肥皂水 What about you?You were sneezing suds.
Brick 我为之前说的道歉 Ohh, brick.I'm sorry for what I said.
妈妈们有时会嚷嚷 可并不是真心的 Sometimes moms scream things they don't mean.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry, too.
这真难 你是最小的 我的最后一个孩子 It's just hard, you know.You're my youngest, my last one.
我不想留你独自在家 除了因为失火那事... I guess maybe the reason i'm not ready for you to stay alone, besides the fire thing...
还可能因为我会想念 咱一起出去的日子 Is because...I'm gonna miss hanging out with you.
我也会的 可我们还能在房子里看到对方呀 Me, too.But we'll still see each other around the house.
嘿 我们这样 Hey. I'll tell ya what.
等你会系鞋带了 我就留你独自在家 When you can tie your shoe, i'll let ya stay home alone.
好的 我们10分钟后再讨论这个问题 Deal.We'll revisit this in ten mutes.
更像是十个月 可谁又真的在数呢 It was more like ten months, but who's counting?
我来 got it.
哥们儿 你的胡子呢 你太Out啦 Dude, where's your beard? You're falling way behind.
哈哈 好好笑! Very funny guys.Hilarious!
放松点 我们开玩笑呢 Oh, relax.We're just kiddin'.
新方案 我跟队里说我妈不让我留胡子 Okay, new plan.I'm telling the team my mom forbid me to grow a beard,
- 我需要你的配合 - 当然没问题 AAAAAAAA
可是我要点小小回报 BBBBBBB
宝蓝还是天蓝呢 我在商店 看到个毛衣就是这颜色 我很喜欢 CCCCCCCC
咱回家时在那停一下 DDDDDDDD