Seriously? You're really fucking like dogs on the stairs?
Believe me, principal.
I am all for sex positivity!
but of course, as president of PTA,
videos like this worry me deeply.
Look, they're still in their uniforms.
- Actually, - My god!
if you zoom in, it's not that obvious.
My point is, is this what we want Vanguard to be known for?
Of course not.
Exactly.
So I think,
I think we need to guide our students.
That it's okay to have sex. And it's fun!
But it should be safe, and done in the right time and place.
Believe me, we are on the same page, Mrs. Ricafort.
Mrs. Holly.
Okay, Mrs. Holly. Wait a second.
Aren't you a registered counselor?
Ah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think about sharing your expertise to the students of Vanguard High?
Good idea. Actually, I can conduct a seminar!
No, I'm not looking at just a seminar.
I'm looking at something a little bit more long term.
Why don't you join us as part-time counselor?
Ah.
Wah, so cute!
But no.
Shit! I can't believe you!
He's really slurping it up!
Shit! Paco, my love!
Paco, shit!
Fuck, you're so hot!
Oh my god. Shit, Paco.
My love! My everything!
Paco? What are you doing here?
You called for me, right?
You wanna fuck?
Yes, idol!
Girl, are you okay?
I'm okay.
- Where is it? - Hey!
Our sources were right, besties!
Where were you? Why didn't you say anything?
You drive me crazy. And why are soaked?
Did you come from the feast of St. John?
- It's none of your business, you two. - Somebody hosed her down.
Oh!
Hi, sir!
Why are you wet?
It's the bidet. It's broken.
Ahh…
Ah, no, sir. It's okay. It's fine.
I have a scarf.
- Thank you sir. - Ah… Okay.
Just report the broken bidet to student affairs, okay?
Okay.
Wait. That means me.
I'll take care of it.
Bye, sir!
Bye.
Oh my god!
- What? - Is sir into you?
Come on, he's our teacher!
I was just asking!
Shh! Be quiet!
Focus on our TikTak prince!
We should the most organized chapter here at Vanguard.
We should welcome him with grace.
- Are you ready? - I'm into that!
I love when you said grace.
That’s my kind of grace.
Hi, Paco!
Hey! Hello!
- What's up? - Hi, Paco! We're good.
Mmm… smells so good!
Oh, uh, we're your Coinies here at Vanguard.
Oh, wow!
Yes! We're your number one fans on campus.
- Nice. - And this is our president.
- Yes. - Ah, Hello.
- How's it going? - Hey! President!
Hi, Paco!
Damn, step on me!
Step on you?
Why? I don't wanna hurt you.
You can totally ride me.
He said "hurt you", not "ride you."
I meant ride as in--
Get on board our antics as your number 1 fans, Paco.
And we know the line's long, but we really want to date you!
Sorry, but this is taken.
Oh!
Aw, that makes me sad.
Joanna, wait.
Sorry I didn't notice you there, Paco.
- Is that her? - Is that her?
Are Paco's dances dedicated to her?
Possibly!
She must be the girl he's gyrating for.
You think they've done it?
Let me see.
Well, from what I see…
I think they're just friends.
I mean, just look at them.
If it's not IJ official, it's not legal.
- Fierce! - Right?
Based on my research, she and Paco are childhood friends.
She's the pastor's daughter.
They say she's memorized the bible from...
- cover to cover. - She's been doing that for hours now, pastor.
- Really? - Yes, ma'am.
What's happening to my daughter?
Really now?
Sweetie.
She just looks like she's twerking, Ma.
Twerk? What's that?
It's a dance, Ma.
Joanna's the quiet type,
- but she has lots of secrets. - It's not dancing.
It looks more like a call of the flesh.
Something carnal! Something wants to come out of her!
She's clearly possessed.
Pastor.
Begone, wicked spirit! Leave this young woman's body!
It's not working. Hand me that.
Sweetie, what's happening to you?
Spank me, mommy!
Begone, demon!
Demon begone!
She's like a virgin. Like a secret you want to keep.
No wonder Paco's losing his mind.
Hey!
Come back here, darling.
Sweetie! Stop it! What's happening to you?
She won't stop.
Let's pray. Let's hold hands.
Lord!
Repeat after me.
- Lord! - Lord!
Joanna, can we hang out after class?
While we don't have assignments yet.
Mm…
Or I could walk you home.
I'm going house to house with mommy.
Prayer meeting.
Ahh… I see.
Lunch break or recess?
Bathroom break or water break?
Don't say sembreak?
Classes just started.
Fine. Water break.
Perfect. I'm getting so thirsty
just talking here with you.
I can't wait to be with you. Just us, where it's quiet.
Just the right atmosphere, you know?
Paco!
Hi, Gee!
Hi. Small world, huh?
Out of all the schools in this city,
we had to go to the same one.
Isn't that good? At least we have friends here now.
Who?
Did you mean us?
You and your jokes.
Bitch, I'll choke you.
Pacs, can we talk?
Just us, one on one.
Sure. Just stop calling me 'Pacs'.
It sounds weird.
So, see you later?
I gotta talk to her. She's so needy sometimes.
Okay!
- Later - Bye, Gee!
Okay, game.
I'll get to the point, okay?
Wow, serious?
Stop playing, dickhead.
Listen up.
Because it's the first day today, I want to start with a clean slate.
Since you chose to break my heart,
I'm returning all these to you.
Return of the things if you don't return my feelings.
What's wrong with you? We've known each other since nursery.
You're really cutting me off?
Here's the thing.
You may not be my girl, but you will always be my…
Friend?
I know. That's all I'll ever be.
I know nerds like me aren't your type.
Sorry, Paco, but I have to do this.
Paco, maybe someday, I'll accept that we can never be more than friends.
I know that whimper! It went viral.
Hi, guys!
I just enrolled in my new school.
But why am I crying?
I just remembered
when I told him, "I love you…"
all he said was, "Thank you."
After all the sacrifices.
I made all his homework for him.
I cooked all his lunch.
I even played all his phone games.
I'm exhausted, you guys!
- b>- NOKENDO: He lapped her up! - I know right. He took everything for me.
MISTEKTAGALOG: She's going on top of him.
On top?
Yeah, things are really piling up.
You think maybe I shouldn't have confessed?
BARDAMORT: You're brave, girl!
I know, right?
I'm a strong and independent woman.
But I need some love, guys. Show me some love.
Give me some love.
I said love, why are you sending hats?
MISTEKTAGALOG: Look behind you, there are cowboys.
What are you guys talking about?
Seriously? You're really fucking like dogs on the stairs?
Alright, here. I'll keep these for now.
Then I'll give them back when things cool down.
Okay? Because for me, we're friends forever.
Okay?
I'm off.
Hi, Paco!
Ugh, Paco is so cute.
Friend.
What's with your face?
Strong bad vibes are emanating from you.
It's gonna get worse if you don't let me through.
Hep, chill! Spread love and peace and higher vibrations!
Vibrations? Do you see me shaking?
Every guy I like keeps friend zoning me.
I just want to be loved and get laid.
Is that so hard?
Want me to read your tarot spread?
I don't need my cards spread.
I want my legs spread.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Yeah, right. Just look around you.
And appreciate everything and everyone.
Okay?
Let's go!
- Psst. - Hey!
Hey, you. Look here.
You were gawking!
- The heck? - What's wrong with looking?
Guard!
Guard! Janitor!
Could you please come clean this mess up?
It's forming a puddle.
It's a freaking bucket!
Hey, you know Paco's the only one in my Coinies heart.
Oh, please!
Oh, come on!
But I can still share my brussel sprouts with Allaine.
What brussel sprouts?
You mean cabbage.
I don't blame her though.
Did you see what Allaine did at last week's party?
- Show her! - Girl, why have I never heard of this!
Oh my god. You should see this.
Let me see!
Here's your refill.
One more for fun?
I got here first.
Ladies first.
Gender equality. I was here first.
Wait, chill. What'd you bring me?
Sex on the beach. Later, sex on my bed.
Screwdriver. I'll drive you to my place.
Then we can screw each other.
Take my drink.
No, no, this tastes better, Allaine.
- Sorry! Sorry! - Sorry!
Sorry.
That’s okay.
I can take you both at the same time.
Look at Allaine, she looks like a DJ!
That's Bryan!
He's the one with an alter account, right?
Isn't he bi?
I don't care if he's paprika or cinnamon powder.
It's my dream to be carried in his arms!
I want him to push me against the wall.
He rules my fantasies,
my saved videos,
my hard drive.
- Oh, my Bryan! - Yeah, we get it! He's looking!
Slam me against your pecs!
Bros, work out with me!
We focused on our upper body today, guys.
Tomorrow we'll do the lower body.
She's touching his arm!
Look, she's feeling him up.
I thought he was bi!
You're so judgmental.
That is Mrs. Holly, our new guidance counselor. Okay?
There's too many rascals on campus.
Speak for yourself.
- Whoa. Wow. - Look who's talking.
- Have you looked in the mirror? - Hey!
Look who's talking.
You're defending her?
- Come on. Let's go. - Of course, why shouldn't he?
I guess.
Good morning, students of Vanguard.
General orientation for all senior high students is about to begin.
Please proceed to the gym. Thank you.
This is off limits, man.
I don't play that.
I just thought you were holding a banana roll.
I wanted to ask where you bought it. Sorry.
You're a kidder.
But it's cool, I'm not a hater.
Hang on, have we met?
My face is up here.
Paco Barrera?
Yeah, it was at the--
Content Creator Summit last summer, remember?
I knew it.
But at the time, you were still straight.
Are you gay?
You don’t hold back.
I'm discreet but ready for meat.
That's my branding.
Looks like you're not doing so bad yourself.
You went viral pretty fast.
What's your secret?
Nothing special. When a thought or feeling hits,
dancing is my outlet.
I didn't expect it would resonate with my fans.
But wait, I don't see much of you in school.
I'm a new transfer.
I just followed my crush here.
Man, you're really limiting your options.
Lots of girls would gladly open their legs for you here.
Just say the word. Have you seen all your fan arts?
Not really.
I'm still feeling things out.
Don't worry, bro. I got your back.
Let me be your buddy, bro.
Thank you.
Hey, don't sniff my balls.
Sorry, bro. Bad habit.
Let's go.
Let's.
Good morning, Vanguard Senior High!
Yes!
You know, it's been another year for us.
And so, I pose you this question.
Are you guys ready for this school year?
You're so cool, sir!
To welcome us all,
our interim principal, nothing sure or final,
but as good as any.
Mr. Ragos, don't rub it in.
They already know.
Our interim principal, Mr. Cornelio Gatmaitan.
Thank you, Mr. Ragos.
Sorry, sir.
Good day, everyone.
I am Cornelio Gatmaitan and I'm delighted to be the interim principal
of Vanguard Senior High.
Uh, I'm so excited to meet all members of our community.
Please call me Principal Corny.
Especially the students.
My office is open to all your concerns.
You may come in if you just wanna chill
or spill the tea, as they say.
We can just relax together.
I'm willing to go broke being woke.
You can take my word for it. How's that?
Please follow me on my socials at pcornyg.
Again, it's at pcornyg. Thank you.
To start off the school year, I prepared a cheer
that goes perfectly with the Vanguard High motto!
Vincit Omnia Veritas
Very good!
Can somebody hold the mic for me, please?
Go, Mr. Ragos!
You're so hot, sir!
Ms. Reyes, please hold this for me.
Stand back, I might hit you.
Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start!
Always true to our minds and hearts!
Vanguard! Vanguard! Truth conquers all!
Vanguard! Vanguard! Rawr, rawr, rawr!
Rarr!
Uh, students, let's give him our full support!
What was it, principal?
Let me do it again.
Okay, sure.
Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start!
Always true to our minds and hearts!
Vanguard! Vanguard! Truth conquers all!
Vanguard! Vanguard! Rawr, rawr, rawr!
We want Mr. Ragos!
- We want Mr. Ragos! - Mr. Ragos, turn!
- Me. - Go, Mr. Ragos!
Me.
Rawr, rawr, rawr!
Let's all try it! Everyone!
Let's go! Everybody!
One, two. One, two, three!
Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start!
Always true to our minds and hearts!
Vanguard! Vanguard!
Calm down, fuck.
Paco!
Joanna! Why aren't you at the orientation?
Water break. Let's chat for a bit.
That's what you said earlier, right?
Can we do it another day?
Let's talk now!
What's this about?
Jo, back then, you told me I'll have a chance once we're in senior high.
I have a chance now.
I'm not in a rush or anything, but please, Joanna?
But Paco, why me?
I'm boring.
Hey!
You-- You inspire me, Joanna.
Shit. Lord, it's mad as hell.
What's mad as hell?
Ah, I meant I'm mad for you.
I wish we were dating, you know?
Ahh.
I'm actually still waiting for a sign, Paco.
Something special.
Something ex--
Extra hard!
Paco!
Can I have a fan sign?
Please!
Fine, fine.
There.
What the hell.
Excuse me.
Reynes. Mallari.
My dick.
What? Especially you, Barrera.
You didn't finish the orientation?
These children.
I will see all three of you in my office.
Okay?
Erica!
Paco, look at me.
I'm so disappointed.
You and Joanna are practically siblings.
Ma, it's not Paco's fault.
You're defending him?
It was an accident.
Ahh!
Besides, we enjoyed ourselves.
- What? - Ah, I didn't enjoy it!
I meant me. I enjoyed it.
Mr. Cornelio Gatmaitan comma Principal.
It seems the students of Vanguard are lost.
They let their emotions get the better of them, and giving in to temptation!
First of all, pastor,
I want to apologize in behalf of the students of Vanguard High.
We take your concerns very seriously
that's why we instated a new counselor.
Sir, you asked for me?
Yes!
Mrs. Holly, Pastor Teresa Mallari.
Pastor, this is Mrs. Holly.
Hello, pastor.
And you?
How do you intend on dealing with these kids
who get carried away by their whims
and temptations?
Pastor, their minds and body are undergoing rapid changes.
I believe Mr. Barrera didn't mean to
you know, do that in public. To uh--
Get his pet angry?
Blow his load?
Survey says…
Ejaculate.
Let's be scientific.
Scientific?
We don't need to be scientific.
What we need is to pray over these three.
Pray over the youth of Vanguard
to expel the demon living in their souls!
Amen!
Or I could counsel them!
- Absolutely! - Right?
Yes! Especially Mr. Barrera!
Who couldn't help but--
- Ejaculate. - Ejaculate.
Paco, come to my office.
Cum?
Go to my office.
Sorry.
You know what, finding you a guy would be easy.
Then go ahead.
Problem is,
from Paco to who?
It's a big shoe to fill.
Paco's old news.
I’m entering my main character era.
Should I pick someone for you?
Try me.
Let's do this.
Hmm, who's our man?
What about that one?
A midget? Can we go for the cuties?
What about him?
Too hairy.
See? How am I supposed to help you?
How about you pick and I'll work him for you.
Choose.
The one with earpods?
Ew, no. That one's got bad breath.
Someone else.
That guy.
He's got a history of chlamydia.
Then he's cured. It's history.
History repeats itself. Let's go with a safe bet.
Here he comes. Jesus.
It's a prank!
Move!
That's my seat.
Allaine.
What about him?
Bullet? Are you crazy?
I just heard this.
They say Bullet will do anything for money.
Remember the exam leakage?
He's the prime suspect.
But he's a professional. He never gets caught.
Innocent until proven guilty.
There were rumors going around, too.
That he tied up a student when they didn't surrender their monthly allowance.
Tied up?
Somebody also filed a report against it
because he stabbed someone with a pen.
I’m surprised he's not in jail.
He's too brutal.
Too violent.
Hey. You, okay?
I want him!
- Huh! - Yes!
Okay.
But I'm not gonna bail you out, got it?
Don't blame me if you lose a kidney on your way home.
He can have my fallopian tubes, too.
You should get checked by the new counselor.
That doesn't sound healthy.
Where you going?
Guidance office. I need counseling for what happened this morning.
You just need to get laid for real.
So you don't gotta hold in your urges.
You sound so sure.
You know I get a lot of practice.
Good for you, bro. But I don't wanna betray Joanna.
Not like it's cheating.
It's training. So, when it's her turn, you'll know what you're doing.
Are you good in bed?
Probably.
See?
I've been training. A lot.
I gotta go.
- Cool. - If you need anything,
- I'm your man. - Thank you.
Expedite the process.
Take the blame because it's true!
You're psychologically incapable.
Do you think the judge will believe you?
Huh?
C'mon, Jake. I'm a psychologist.
Besides, you're the one who cheated but I'm the bad guy?
Come on. I never in our 20 years cheated on you.
If you only knew about my sacrifices!
Jake! Hello?
Come here.
Sit down.
Why are you here?
No reason.
I'm Gee, by the way.
Margiela Marie Basa .
I mean Basa.
I heard you'll do anything for the right price?
Are you a cop?
No, no. Do I look like a cop?
Got an ex you need taken down?
Some prof you wanna beat up?
A lock you need fiddled with?
Something I need fiddled with! Yes. You got it.
But it's not a lock.
Then what?
Are there numerous instances where you repress yourself?
Holding off on things that make you happy?
Well, I guess I was brought up to learn to wait.
That you have to work hard for something before you can enjoy it.
You know? Because it's true.
It's not worth it if you didn't earn it.
Papa said that's discipline.
Like, do you mean with a person, or?
I'm courting someone and I just need a little more time to reel her in.
I don't even look at other girls even though I have a raging hard-on.
- Okay. - I've never touched myself.
I mean, not always.
Masturbation? Call it as it is.
There's nothing wrong with our bodily functions.
So the instances where you give in to your urges,
how do you feel after?
Uhm…
I'd feel guilty and try to make up for it
by doing something or not doing something.
I think that evens out the karma.
Paco.
What I see here is delayed gratification.
Or self-deprivation.
But it's all wrong.
We shouldn't feel ashamed of our emotions.
Because if we do, they'll just bubble up inside you till you explode
emotionally, psychologically, and in your case, physically.
Okay. Let me teach you some exercises
on how to calm and control your body and mind.
Okay?
What's going on, Mrs. Holly?
We'll do a simple yoga.
Come here.
Here we go.
Okay, bend over.
Bend over?
We'll do a simple child's pose.
Come.
Bend over. Just like that.
Move your butt to the side.
Move it a bit more. Lower it.
Are your limbs feeling stiff.
Stiff as a log.
Okay, a bit more to the left.
That's it. More. Lower.
We got it.
Okay, lie down.
We'll do a Setu Bandha Sarvangasana.
Wait, I've never been molested.
Just the name of the pose, okay?
Move closer and lay your back down.
All right.
Lift your butt.
That’s it. Lift. Higher. Higher, not longer.
My God.
Another. And one more.
I can't do it, Mrs. Holly.
You can do it.
You, okay?
Try one more.
See, you can do it.
Okay, get up.
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Sorry, isn't that part of the Sana Sana whatchamacallit?
What did I do?
What's the big deal, Ms. Holly?
Just call me Holly.
At least when we're in this room, okay? Just call me Holly.
But fuck, what have I done?
It's not even a week yet and I already had sex with a student.
How old are you again?
Eighteen.
Good.
I mean not good. Fuck.
I'm supposed to be a person of authority.
Why are you so worried when Bryan and I are the same age.
And?
I mean, if you're hitting that, why not me?
What? You think I'm doing this with Bryan?
Bryan is my son!
Fuck!
Where did you meet Bryan?
Are you close?