Our world was once a safe and happy place,
我们的世界曾经是一个安全又快乐的地方
until evil aliens arrived with one plan,
直到邪恶的外星人带着一个阴谋而来
to destroy Earth.
毁灭地球
Gosei, Earth's ancient guardian awoke
护星 地球远古的守护者觉醒
and called on a new team of teenagers to fight off this new threat.
并召唤了一支新的青少年队伍来对抗这种新的威胁
They are the Power Rangers Megaforce!
他们就是超能战队巨能武装
Look.
看
Oh, cool.
噢 酷
Oh, cool.
噢 酷
Yeah.
对
What's so funny?
什么这么好笑？
Yeah! Come on!
耶 来吧
Hey, Noah, let's go check it out.
嘿 诺亚 我们去看看
Come on.
来吧
Street comics?
街头喜剧？
Give me a break.
饶了我吧
Okay, okay, what's brown and sticky?
好 好 棕色的甩不掉的是什么？
What?
什么？
A stick!
手杖
What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
母鸭买口红的时候说了什么？
What?
什么？
Put it on my bill!
记在我帐上（涂在我喙上）
一词多义 "bill"指账单，也指鸟的喙 这集会有很多冷笑话
These guys are pretty funny.
这些人真搞笑
Yeah.
是啊
You're not laughing.
你没有笑
I don't think they're funny.
我觉得他们不好笑
Where's your sense of humor?
你的幽默感在哪儿呢？
I don't think Noah has a sense of humor.
我认为诺亚没有幽默感
Yeah, same as Robo Knight.
对 跟机械骑士一样
Hey, look, they're silly, but it's all about letting go and laughing. Just listen.
嘿 瞧 他们很傻 但只需要放声大笑就行了 听着吧
See, that's the straight man
瞧 那是捧哏的
and he feeds lines to the jokester.
他负责接逗哏的话
Teamwork.
团队合作
I understand the logic of teamwork in a comedy duo.
我理解喜剧组合中的团队合作逻辑
Don't analyze comedy, just go with it.
不要分析喜剧 随便看看吧
Why was six scared to get next to seven?
为什么六害怕挨着七呢？
Why?
为什么？
'Cause seven eight, nine and ten!
因为七 八 九和十（因为七把九和十吃了）
eight与ate（eat的过去式同音）
I just don't get why you guys are laughing.
我只是不明白为什么你们都笑
It's not funny.
这不好笑
It's part of the fun, it's okay.
这是乐趣之一啊 没事的
You just got to try to have fun.
你只要尽量开心点
Gia!
季雅
What's going on?
怎么回事？
Come to me, little laugh balls!
到我这儿来 小笑球们
You think laughter makes the world go round?
你们以为笑声能让世界运转吗？
I'm here to end that sound!
我就是来结束这声音的
Who are you? I mean, what are you?
你是谁？我是说 你是什么？
My name's No Joke and that's no joke.
我的名字是无笑怪 这不是笑话
I want to silence laughter because it annoys me.
我要让笑声静下来 因为它使我烦恼
So when people laugh, I trap them!
所以当有人笑的时候 我就抓住他们
Hey, quit it!
嘿 别逗了
Let us out now or I'll kick your butt!
马上放了我们 否则我要踹你屁股了
Gia's in there.
季雅在里面
I caught one of your friends. Well, the time's ticking away for her.
我抓到了你们的一个朋友 嗯 对她而言时间在滴答滴答流走
Once it runs out, they'll all dissolve in there and I'll drink 'em up!
一旦时间到 他们都会溶解在里面 而我会喝光他们
We've got to get everyone out of that pod.
我们得把大家从那葫芦里救出来
No Joke, out!
无笑怪 退场
Come on!
走吧
Me!-Ga!-Force!
巨！能！武装！
Power Rangers Megaforce!
超能战士巨能武装
Go, go, Power Rangers
前进 超能战士
安德鲁·格雷
特洛伊
安德鲁·格雷
特洛伊
安德鲁·格雷
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特洛伊
席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
席亚拉·汉娜
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席亚拉·汉娜
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席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
席亚拉·汉娜
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席亚拉·汉娜
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席亚拉·汉娜
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席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
席亚拉·汉娜
季雅
约翰·马克·劳德米尔克
诺亚
约翰·马克·劳德米尔克
诺亚
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Go, go, Power Rangers
前进 超能战士
约翰·马克·劳德米尔克
诺亚
约翰·马克·劳德米尔克
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约翰·马克·劳德米尔克
诺亚
约翰·马克·劳德米尔克
诺亚
克里斯蒂娜·马斯特森
艾玛
克里斯蒂娜·马斯特森
艾玛
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艾玛
克里斯蒂娜·马斯特森
艾玛
阿齐姆·利兹克
杰克
阿齐姆·利兹克
杰克
阿齐姆·利兹克
杰克
阿齐姆·利兹克
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阿齐姆·利兹克
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Rangers Forever
战士永恒
沙依莱什·普拉贾巴蒂 伊恩·哈考特
厄尼 伯利先生
Megaforce all together
巨能武装团结一心
Me!-Ga!-Force!
巨！能！武装！
Megaforce!
巨能武装
Go, go, Power Rangers
前进 超能战士
Go, go, Power Rangers
前进 超能战士
Rangers Forever
战士永恒
Megaforce all together
巨能武装团结一心
Me!-Ga!-Force!
巨！能！武装！
Power Rangers Megaforce!
超能战士巨能武装
Hitting them in their funny bones.
用他们的幽默感打他们
笑到最后
Quite clever of you, Vrak.
你很聪明 维拉克
Humans laugh all the time. They can't help it.
人类一直爱笑 他们忍不住
Did you know that babies laugh 300 times a day?
你知道婴儿每天要笑300次吗？
And laughter is contagious.
笑声是有感染力的
They have no protection from this monster.
他们对这个怪物毫无防备
That's good, very good.
那很好 非常好
Come to think of it, Vrak, I've never seen you even smile.
想起来了 维拉克 我从没见过你笑过
Things like smiling and laughing are a complete waste of time.
微笑和大小之类的事情完全是浪费时间
Right! Only those pathetic humans laugh.
对 只有那些可怜的人类会笑
Not for much longer.
不会太久了
When it comes to laughter, I'd rather skip it.
说到笑声 我还是跳过吧
We need to save Gia!
我们要救出季雅
No need to chase him when you have weapons to stop him.
有武器阻止他就不用追着他
Wait!
等等
Hey, No Joke!
嘿 无笑怪
Free Gia and the others!
放了季雅和其他人
What do we have here?
我们这儿有什么？
You're saying I've got a Power Ranger in my gourd?
你是说我葫芦里有一个超能战士？
Well, if Gia hadn't laughed so hard,
嗯 如果吉娅没有笑得那么厉害
she would've been out of her gourd instead of trapped in mine!
她就会避开葫芦而不是被困在我的葫芦里
Whatever it is, we need to break it.
不管它是什么 我们必须破坏它
Before everyone dissolves.
在大家被溶掉前
Give that to me!
把那个给我
Here, hold your friend while I beat up your other friends.
给 护着你朋友 在我打你其他朋友的时候
Looks like you could all use some fresh air!
看来你们都可以呼吸新鲜空气了
I'm your biggest fan!
我是你们最大的扇子
Easy target.
活靶子
Let's get him!
干掉他
TwisTornado!
扭曲龙卷风
That's a light breeze compared to my winds of discontent!
与我的不满之风相比这就是微风
Choke on that!
窒息去吧
I will protect you.
我会保护你们
Too bad I can't stay and play!
可惜我不能留下来玩了
He escaped.
他跑了
Now, how will we save Gia?
我们现在怎么救季雅啊？
Hi!
嗨
Well, it's about time.
好 是时候了
How'd it go?
情况怎么样？
Great! I've captured a lot of laughter,
棒极了 我捕捉到很多笑声
even caught me a Power Ranger.
甚至还给我抓了个超能战士
Nice! Since humans like to laugh so much,
好 既然人类这么喜欢笑
this plan is foolproof.
这个计划是万无一失的
I'll keep them giggling until there are no more humans left.
我会让你们咯咯地笑 直到没有人剩下
If they laugh long and hard, they can't escape me.
如果他们笑得又久又厉害 他们就没法逃过我
Soon I'll never have to hear that terrible noise again.
很快我就再也听不到那讨厌的噪音了
No more Rangers to deal with and the Earth wiped clean of humans?
不用再对付战队 地球上的人类也被擦干净？
That sounds wonderful!
听起来棒极了
Stop that awful laughing.
停止那糟糕的笑声
If you don't quit, you'll end up trapped in my pod!
如果你不停下 最后就会被困在我的葫芦里
Oh! Oh, no!
噢 噢 不
Sorry.
对不起
That's better. Think evil thoughts.
那就好了 想想恶念吧
Keep sucking up those happy people until there's no laughter anywhere.
继续吸收那些笑的人类直到到处都没有笑声
Don't worry, soon this place will be as quiet as a library.
别担心 很快这个地方会像图书馆一样安静
We need to find that thing before it drinks those people like a smoothie.
我们得在那货把人当果汁喝掉之前找到它
Troy, what are we waiting for? Come on, let's go get Gia.
特洛伊 我们还等什么呢？走吧 去救季雅
That monster is gonna make us laugh.
那个怪物会让我们笑的
And when he does, we're gonna get sucked into its pod, too.
当他那么干的时候 我们也会被吸进它的葫芦里
I don't care.
我不管
What are we gonna do then? I mean, how can we resist laughing?
那我们该怎么办？我是说 我们怎么能忍住笑呢？
Just don't laugh.
只要别笑
Laughter is not a necessity.
笑是没必要的
Yes, Tensou.
是 天装
The monster is back. City park!
那怪物回来了 城市公园
Thank you, Tensou.
谢谢 天装
I have an idea.
我有个主意
Perfect! A human buffet of laughter.
完美 一份人类大笑自助餐
My pod will suck them up like a smorgasbord!
我的葫芦会像自助餐一样吸光他们
My turn! My turn!
该我了 该我了
Beat it, Bozo.
一边去 笨蛋
A laugh here, a laugh there. Everywhere a laugh, laugh.
这儿有笑声
I should have been in show business.
我应该加入演艺圈
I could have been a star!
我本可以成为明星的
Humans, the joke's on you
人类 拿你们开玩笑
humans, the jokes on you
人类 拿你们开玩笑
There he is!
他在那儿
Rangers! Talk about spoiling a moment.
队员们 真是破坏气氛
Okay, guys, let's use Noah and Robo Knight's lack of humor to our advantage.
好了 伙计们 我们利用诺亚和机械骑士缺乏幽默感来发挥我们的优势
Since they won't laugh, they can take him out.
因为他们不笑 就能解决他
Right.
对
Good call.
好主意
You guys need to save Gia.
你们要救出季雅
Don't forget to save the others, too. Good luck.
也别忘了救出别人 祝你们好运
Don't worry. We got this covered.
别担心 包在我们身上
Let's do this together, Robo Knight.
我们一起上吧 机械骑士
Hey, wait for me!
嘿 等等我
Now, that's not funny!
这可不好笑
You're a joke.
你是个笑话
Now watch me deliver a punch line!
现在看我戳中你的笑点
You failed to engage the enemy in a synchronized fashion.
你没用同步的方式与敌人交战
What happened?
怎么搞的？
What happened is you jumped the gun.
是因为你抢跑了
I didn't see any gun to jump over.
我没看到有枪跑了
May I jump in?
我能跳进来吗？
Follow my lead. Sea shower.
听我指挥 海水阵雨
Sea shower!
海水阵雨
Activate!
激活
You guys couldn't hit a target if it slapped you in the face!
目标扇你们耳光的时候你们是打不中的
So allow me! Take that and that! And that and that!
所以让我来吧 尝尝那个 那个 还有那个 那个
Noah!
诺亚
You two aren't working together.
你们两个没有一起合作
Maybe this will tickle your fancy.
也许这能挠出你们的想象力
Tickle Wind!
挠痒之风
It feels like a thousand feathers.
感觉像是一千根羽毛
Stop! I don't like being tickled!
停 我不喜欢被挠痒痒
No, it's tickling me pink.
不 挠得我好痒
My tickle got them both in a pickle.
我的挠痒使他们俩都陷入困境
Stop right there!
站住别动
Guess I'll just have to wing it
看来我得要即兴表演
until I can get all of you to laugh.
直到把你们所有人都逗乐
Almost got myself there.
差点把我自己搭进去
I better put buckles on my chuckles!
我最好把我的笑声扣上
Time to flap before I flop,
该在我掉下来拍打了
but I'll be back with a new routine.
但我会带着一套新动作回来的
Time to fly!
该飞走了
Hey! Come back here!
嘿 给我回来
Noah, it's just the three of us now.
诺亚 现在我们只有三个人了
Robo Knight! Wait! Where are you going?
机械骑士 等等 你要去哪儿？
I'm not ticklish and I don't laugh.
我不怕痒也不会笑
It appears I must fight this monster alone.
看来我必须独自对付这个怪物了
What's the awful noise?
那是什么烦人的噪音？
Laughter? Keep it up, you cackling hens!
笑声？接着笑吧 你们这些咯咯叫的母鸡
There, you chickens, now you're all cooped up.
呆着吧 小鸡们 现在你们都被关起来了
Soon there will be no laughter anywhere!
很快到处都不会有笑声了
The clock is ticking.
时间不停地走
We have to find that monster before it's too late.
趁还来得及 我们必须找到那个怪物
He's quick. He appears and is gone before we can do anything.
他很快 在我们做任何事之前他就出现然后消失了
Then we have to be quicker.
然后我们必须更快
It sure is quiet around here without laughter.
这儿周围静悄悄的没有笑声
Laughter.
笑声
That's it! Tell me a joke, Noah.
就是它 给我讲个笑话 诺亚
You have to make me laugh.
你得逗我笑
If we laugh, then the monster will come to us.
如果我们笑了 然后那怪物会来找我们的
What? Me tell a joke?
什么？我讲笑话？
Follow me! Trust me, come on.
跟我来 相信我 走吧
Where are we going?
我们要去哪儿？
A place where our laughter will echo.
能让我们的笑声回响的地方
What did, uh...
什么会 呃...
I can't think of a joke. I don't know any.
我想不出笑话 我一点都不知道
You're trying too hard. Okay?
你想太多了 好吗？
Let me try to make you laugh.
让我试试逗你笑
Okay.
好吧
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
为什么棒球运动员被捕了？
For stealing bases.
因为偷垒
That's a clever play on words, but not funny.
这是个巧妙的文字游戏 但不好笑
How about this?
这个怎么样？
What do lawyers wear to work?
律师上班穿什么？
Lawsuits.
官司
Lawsuits!
官司
Troy, really?
特洛伊 当真？
Fine, how about a science question?
好吧 科学问题怎么样？
What did the rock say to the geologist?
岩石对地质学家说了什么？
Don't take me for granite.
别把我当成花岗岩
Really, Noah?
不是吧 诺亚？
Granite? That's so dumb, it's funny!
花岗岩？那个太蠢了 真搞笑
Listen to that silence.
倾听那份沉默
It's golden.
太美妙了
All the laughter is gone.
所有的笑声都消失了
What? No!
什么？不
Stop it now!
马上停下
That laughter must be close!
那笑声一定很近
Did you hear a new restaurant opened on the moon?
你听说过在月球上开了一家新餐馆吗？
Good food, but no atmosphere.
菜肴美味 但没气氛（大气）
I can't believe you never heard these before.
我真不敢相信你以前从没听过
Good work! The monster is heading your way.
干得好 怪物正朝你们而来
We did it, it's coming.
我们成功了 它来了
Don't laugh anymore.
不要再笑了
It's time to morph.
该变身了
Let's go!
我们上
Megaforce Blue!
巨能武装蓝
Megaforce Red!
巨能武装红
That laughter is coming from over there!
笑声是从那边传来的
Rangers!
队员们
So you're the ones I heard laughing.
原来你们就是我听到的笑声
Good to see you, too.
也很高兴见到你
You've got something we want!
你有我们想要的东西
Release those people in the pod!
把葫芦里的那些人放了
Or what, you'll tell another bad joke?
否则呢 你会再说一个冷笑话吗？
TwisTornado!
扭曲龙卷风
DefenStream!
防御流
Tickle Wind!
挠痒之风
No!
不
Your wind game won't work this time.
这次你的刮风游戏行不通了
Stop raining on my parade!
别扫我的兴
My Tickle Wind has always been my go-to move.
我的挠痒之风一直是我的拿手绝活
Now, it is my turn.
现在轮到我了
Your jokes have no effect on me.
你的笑话对我没有影响
This doesn't look good.
这看起来不太好
But luckily I've saved the best for last!
但幸运的是我把最好的留到了最后
What?
什么？
I can't help myself.
我I忍不住了
Okay, okay.
好 好
Guys!
伙计们
Troy.
特洛伊
No, stop!
不 停下
I really can't stop.
我真的停不下来
Fart jokes never fail!
放屁的笑话永远不会失败
Bingo!
好极了
Troy!
特洛伊
Gotcha!
抓住
How could the two of you not laugh at that?
你们两个怎么会不笑呢？
All right, from here on, this is no laughing matter.
好吧 从这儿开始 这不是一个搞笑的话题
This is war!
这是战争
I'll hop and bop until you both drop!
我又蹦又跳 直到你们都倒下
I will end this.
我来结束这一切
If you won't laugh at my butt, then take one in the gut.
如果你不嘲笑我的屁股 那就吃一记（口）吧
Good try, boys, but the show is over for you both!
想法不错 孩子们 但你们俩的节目结束了
Good try, boys, but the show is over for you both!
想法不错 孩子们 但你们俩的节目结束了
His combat skills are stronger than expected.
他的战斗能力强于预期
Blue Ranger, you need to make sure you do not laugh.
蓝衣战士 你必须确保你不笑
Right, no laughing.
对 不笑
Wait a second.
等一下
Almost got myself there.
差点把自己搭进去
I better put buckles on my chuckles.
我最好把我的笑声扣上
I've got it.
我明白了
I know how to stop this joker.
我知道怎么阻止这个小丑了
Please explain.
请解释一下
You can't hide from me!
你们不能躲着我
What are they doing?
他们在做什么？
You think a plan like that will really work?
你认为这样的计划真的有效吗？
It's the best I can come up with.
这是我能想出的最好的办法
It's simple logic.
这是一个简单的逻辑
If we can get him to laugh,
如果我们能让他笑
he'll get sucked into his own pod.
他就会被吸尽自己的葫芦里
But I can't do this alone.
但我一个人干不了
I'll need your help to make this work.
我需要你的帮助来让这个计划成功
Then let's work together to take this monster down.
然后让我们一起合作来除掉这个怪物
Finally!
终于来了
How did the secret meeting go?
秘密会议开得怎么样了？
We shall see.
我们走着瞧
Lighting Strike.
雷击
Activate.
激活
That's your big plan, try to zap me?
那就是你的大计划 想给我打针？
But you missed!
但你没打着
No, that was just the warm-up act.
不 这只是热身动作
What're you waiting for?
你们还等什么？
Let's try this one.
试试这个吧
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
海鸥为什么飞越大海？
Why?
为什么？
If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
如果它们飞跃海湾 它们就是百吉饼了
Bagels?
百吉饼？
Seagulls!
海鸥
He's laughing!
他笑了
Gosh darn it!
该死
It's working!
起作用了
He's making himself laugh into his pod.
他让自己笑进自己的葫芦里了
I must stop, but I can't!
我得停下 可我不能
I have to destroy the pod!
我必须销毁葫芦
Yes! They're free!
好 他们自由了
They did it!
他们成功了
Hey, thanks, guys.
嘿 谢谢 伙计们
It's not over yet.
还没结束呢
Are you okay?
你们没事吧？
Guys, I actually told a joke.
伙计们 我其实讲了个笑话
No one makes a joke out of me!
没有人可以笑话我
Ultra Zords, activate!
究极佐德 激活
Summon zords.
召唤佐德
Okay, guys, let's do this.
好了 伙计们 我们行动
Ultra mode, activate!
究极模式 激活
Ultra mode morph.
究极模式变身
Storm power. Ultra Megaforce Red.
风暴威力 究极巨能武装红
Wind power. Ultra Megaforce Pink.
强风威力 究极巨能武装粉红
Rock power. Ultra Megaforce Black.
岩石威力 究极巨能武装黑
Jungle power. Ultra Megaforce Yellow.
丛林威力 究极巨能武装黄
Wave Power. Ultra Megaforce Blue.
雨水威力 究极巨能武装蓝
Earth's defenders never surrender.
地球的捍卫者 永不投降
Go, go, Megaforce.
前进 巨能武装
I am Robo Knight,
我是机械骑士
protector of the environment,
环境的保护者
guardian of the Earth.
地球的守卫者
Ultra Megaforce!
究极巨能武装
Let's go!
我们上
Don't make me laugh. You can't beat me!
别逗我笑 你们没法击败我
That wasn't funny!
那可不好笑
Robo Blast.
机械枪
Okay, guys, let's do this.
好了 伙计们 我们行动
Ultra Powers, Dynamic Strike!
究极之力 动力突击
Ultra Strike!
究极斩
Knight Dynamic.
骑士动力
Fire!
开火
Wait.
等等
That blundering No Joke will turn us into the laughingstock of the entire galaxy!
那个愚蠢的无笑怪会把我们变成整个银河系的笑柄
Sorry, sir.
对不起 长官
I thought that by exploiting an involuntary human weakness,
我本以为通过利用人类无意中的弱点
like laughing, we would destroy the humans once and for all.
比如笑 我们就能彻底消灭人类
It was a good plan, Vrak, but the monster failed us all.
本来是个好计划 维拉克 但那怪物辜负了我们
Now, he must redeem himself.
现在他必须要挽回自己的声誉
Yes! Zombats!
是 僵尸蝠
Now, I can drink down the laughter in one giant gulp!
现在我能把笑声一饮而尽了
Not on our watch!
在我们眼皮底下就别想
Mechazords, activate!
机械佐德 激活
Summon Mechazords.
召唤机械佐德
Gosei Great Megazord, activate!
护星巨人巨能佐德 激活
Summon Megazord.
召唤巨能佐德
Gosei Great Megazord, ready!
护星巨人巨能佐德 准备
Change card.
变形卡
Activate.
激活
Lion Zord, morph!
雄狮佐德 变身
Zords combine.
佐德合体
Summon Megazord.
召唤巨能佐德
Gosei Grand Megazord, ready!
护星巨神巨能佐德 准备
Double trouble.
双重麻烦
Well, you can both eat dirt together!
好 你们俩可以一起吃土了
These are beyond hurricane force winds.
这风力比飓风还大
Blustery, isn't it?
风很大 是不是？
The only way to stop that wind bag is to end that wind.
阻止那个话痨的唯一办法就是把风止住
Got it. Noah, call the Sea Zord.
明白 诺亚 呼叫海洋佐德
Yeah, let's throw some cold water on his act.
好 让我们给他的表演泼点冷水吧
Sea Brothers, activate!
海洋兄弟 激活
Summon Sea zords.
召唤海洋佐德
Sea Megazord, activate!
海洋巨能佐德 激活
Sea Gosei Great, ready!
海洋护星巨人 准备
Noah, go.
诺亚 上
Time to dampen his spirits!
该让他情绪低落了
There she blows!
喷水了
My wings are soaked!
我的翅膀湿透了
Take this!
尝尝这个
Hey! It's not working!
嘿 不起作用了
Now!
现在
Roger.
收到
Victory Charge.
胜利冲锋
Activate!
激活
Those who damage and pollute this planet
那些破坏和污染地球的人
will not be forgiven by the Earth nor me.
是不会被地球和我原谅的
Victory Charge, Grand Strike!
胜利冲锋 巨神突击
This isn't funny!
这不好笑
Megaforce Rangers, that's a mega win.
巨能战士 一场巨大的胜利
Thanks for all your help.
谢谢你的帮助
Especially for being the straight man to my lame joker.
特别是充当我的蹩脚笑话的捧哏
And for trusting in me.
而且信任我
I was just doing my job.
我只是在做我的工作
Hey, Noah, so how did you make the monster laugh?
嘿 诺亚 你是怎么让那个怪物笑的？
Yeah.
是啊
I did a stand-up routine with Robo Knight.
我和机械骑士演了一出对口相声
Stand-up...
相声...
Oh, you and Robo Knight.
噢 你和机械骑士
But you couldn't think of joke to tell me?
可你竟然想不出笑话来跟我说？
And how did you get Robo Knight to do it?
还有你是怎么让机械骑士配合？
He trusted me.
他相信我
He's a pretty good straight man.
他是个相当好的捧哏
Here, watch.
来 看着
Hey, Robo Knight.
嘿 机械骑士
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
为什么鸟儿飞到南方过冬？
It's easier than walking.
它比走路方便
That was the logical answer.
那是合乎逻辑的答案
Hey, guys, I got more!
嘿 伙计们 我还有
What did one wall say to the other?
一堵墙对另一座墙说了什么？
Meet you at the corner.
在拐角见
A little advice, buddy,
小建议 伙计
don't quit your day job.
别放弃你平时的活
Meet you at the corner, do you get it?
在拐角见 你们懂了吗？
Wall? Corner?
墙？拐角？
Why didn't you say that earlier, seriously?
说真的 你为什么不早点说呢？
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