尽管很多人都知道安东尼和克里奥佩特拉的悲剧爱情故事 Though many know the tragic love story of Antony and Cleopatra,
刚愎自用的罗马将军 the wayward Roman general
疯狂爱上迷人的埃及艳后 who fell madly in love with the enchanting Egyptian queen,
二人双双选择自杀 both of them taking their lives
不愿面对没有彼此的世界 rather than face a world without each other,
但很少有人知道 few know the secret story
无数人都在找寻 他们那个时代的宝物和未解之谜 of the most sought-after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time.
克里奥佩特拉神秘的第三颗蛋 The mystery of Cleopatra's third egg.
在他们婚礼当天 为了展现他永恒的忠诚 On their wedding day, as a symbol of his undying devotion,
马克安东尼送给克里奥佩特拉 三颗缀满珠宝的蛋 Mark Antony presented Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs,
一颗比一颗精致 each one more exquisite than the last.
几十个世纪以来 人们都以为那只是神话传说 For centuries, these eggs were thought to be nothing more than myth, rumor.
但在1907年 But then, in 1907,
开罗城外一个当地农民 从地里挖出了其中两颗蛋 just outside of Cairo, a local farmer unearthed two of them.
有人说第三颗蛋从未有人找到过 Some say the third egg was never found.
也有人说找是找到了 Others claim it was discovered,
但很快又消失了 从此再未现身 but just as quickly lost, never to be seen again.
和我们一起来探究这个问题吧 Join us as we explore that very question.
克里奥佩特拉丢失的蛋到底怎么了 What happened to Cleopatra's lost egg?
它会在谁手上 Who may hold it in their possession?
最重要的是 是否能有这么一天 And most importantly, will we ever see the day in which
让三颗蛋在两千多年后首次重聚 all three eggs are reunited for the first time in over 2,000 years?
克里奥佩特拉的第一颗蛋 Cleopatra's first egg is on display for all to see
在世界闻名的 罗马圣天使城堡国家博物馆展出 at the world-famous Museo Nazionale di Castel Sant'Angelo in Rome.
第二颗蛋历经多次拍卖 The second egg has been sold at auction numerous times
目前在私人藏家手中 and currently is held in a private collection.
（红色通缉令 名词）
（国际刑警组织发布的）
（最高等级逮捕令）
（专门针对世界头号通缉犯）
（罗马）
你不是警察 You're not a cop.
没错 我不是 You're right, I'm not.
你懂我的意思 探员 你的警徽在这儿不管用 You know what I mean, Agent. Your badge is no good here.
别搞美国牛仔那一套 So no American cowboy stuff.
别担心 我把皮套裤放家里了 Don't worry. Left my chaps at home.
你确定要这样吗 You sure about this?
我知道他是怎么想的 他今天会动手 相信我 I know how he thinks. He's gonna do it today. Trust me.
那好吧 我们走 All right, then, here we go.
-不可能 -我不是在问你的意见 - Impossible. - I'm not asking.
你需要关闭博物馆 疏散游客 You need to shut the museum down, evacuate your visitors,
马上封闭所有出入口 and seal all ingress and egress points immediately.
国际刑警有权强迫我这么做 And Interpol has the authority to compel me to do so?
别来试探我 馆长 Don't test me, Director.
你应该听她的 You should listen to her.
你是谁 她的保镖吗 And who are you? Her bodyguard?
他是美国联邦调查局行为分析小组 特别探员约翰哈特利 This is Special Agent John Hartley of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit.
他是专攻艺术品犯罪的顾问侧写员 He's a consulting profiler who specializes in art crime.
你看起来不像侧写员 You don't look like a profiler.
经常有人这么说 Yeah, I get that a lot.
41小时前 哈特利探员收到可靠情报 Forty-one hours ago, Agent Hartley received credible intelligence that
说世界头号艺术品窃贼 诺兰布斯 the most wanted art thief in the world, a man named Nolan Booth,
打算今天来偷克里奥佩特拉的蛋 intends to steal the Egg of Cleopatra today.
谁提供的信息 Who provided you this information?
主教 The Bishop.
你开玩笑的吧 You cannot be serious.
亲爱的 主教不过是 艺术界的恶人传说 My dear, The Bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world.
是一个泛称 你和你的执法圈朋友们 It's a catch-all concept. It's someone to blame
没能力解决案子的时候 when you and your friends in law enforcement
就拿这个人出来背锅 are too incompetent to solve the case.
听我说 如果现在不停止争论 那颗蛋今天就会被偷走 Listen to me, unless we stop it, that egg is gonna be stolen today.
其实可能已经被偷走了 In fact, it may already be gone.
你说已经被偷走了 Already gone, you say?
请容我失陪 警官 我想我需要给你上司打个电话 Now, if you'll excuse me, Inspector, I believe I owe your supervisor a call.
这个房间里有热传感器吗 Do you have thermal sensors in this room?
-我们当然有 -给我看看 - Of course we do. - Show it to me.
你在浪费我们的时间 You're wasting our time.
我可以问一下 你在找什么吗 What, may I ask, are you looking for?
你看 克里奥佩特拉的第一颗蛋 表面覆盖有18K黄金 Well, you see, Cleopatra's first egg is covered in 18-karat gold.
黄金会反射辐射 And gold reflects radiation.
那颗蛋应该会反射这个房间里的热能 That egg should be reflecting the heat in this room.
应该是红色 而非蓝色 It should be red, not blue.
可能只是热传感器坏了 It's probably just an error in the thermal sensor.
只有一个办法搞清楚 Well, there's only one way to find out.
嘿 抱歉 小伙子 博物馆里禁止饮食 Hey, sorry, big man, but there's no food or drink in the museum.
谢谢 Thank you.
不 等等 你在干什么 No, no, wait a moment. What do you think you're doing?
别紧张 他知道自己在做什么 Relax, it's fine. He knows what he's doing.
封闭房间 马上 Seal the room. Now!
快追 Move! Move!
他去出口了 He's heading for the exit.
不许动 Freeze!
他在这 派增援过来 He is here. Send reinforcements.
他在脚手架上 He's on the scaffolding.
我们需要更多… We're gonna need more...
天啊 你吓死我了 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ah.
我认识你 你是… Jesus, you scared me.
你是那个一直在追我 慢吞吞的秃子 I know you. You're the... You're the slow bald guy that's been chasing me.
你包里是什么 What do you got in the bag?
你是美国人 来罗马干什么 You're American. What brings you to Rome?
来吃冰激凌 看斗兽场 Gelato, the Colosseum.
-这是个美丽的地方 -是啊 - Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful place. - Yeah.
-第一次来 -对 - First time? - Yep.
刚才的追逐很有趣吧 一波三折 一路狂欢 That was a fun foot chase, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks.
谁想到结局会这样 Who knew it'd end up like this?
-我想到了 -好吧 - I did. - Right.
游戏结束了 诺兰布斯 把包给我 转身 Fun's over, Nolan Booth. Give me the bag, turn around,
双手放到身后 你被捕了 put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest.
好的 稍等 我有两个问题 Okay. Well, hold on one sec. I just have two questions.
好 Okay. Um...
第一个问题 你的外套哪里买的 First question, where'd you get that jacket?
真亮眼 It's a statement piece.
肯定有一头没皮的牛 在某个地方低声说：“物有所值” Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering"Worth it."
第二个问题 关于逮捕我这件事 我完全理解 And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it.
本宝宝做了件大坏事 是的 You know, baby did a bad, bad thing. Yeah.
但你不会刚好有警徽之类的东西 But you don't happen to have, like, a badge or somethin'
塞在你的领子里吧 tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?
我没必要给你看警徽 因为我有枪 I don't need to show you my badge because I've got a gun.
是这样 你让我有点难办 Here's the thing. You're putting me in a pickle.
没有证件 我怎么知道你是谁 Without identification, how do I know who you are?
从我的角度看 你也有可能是坏人 For all I know, you could be the bad guy,
而我是另一个坏人 and I could be the other bad guy.
你说得对 我是坏人 You're right. I am the bad guy.
现在闭上嘴 把包给我 不然我就喂你吃颗子弹 Now shut up and give me the bag before I shoot you in the mouth.
-我会给你的 -很好 - I'm gonna give this to you. - Good.
给你就是了 我也不是很想要 Yeah, I'm just gonna give it to you 'cause I don't even want it.
我得说 这体验一点都不好 For the record, none of this feels good.
布斯 不许动 Booth, don't move!
快点 我们走 Come on, let's go.
搞什么 What the hell?
你干什么去 Where are you going?
混蛋 Asshole!
能帮我拿一下吗 Can you hold on to this for me?
谢谢 Thanks.
搞什么 白痴你瞎吗 What the hell? You idiot! Are you blind?
该死 Shit.
（巴利岛）
（56小时后）
（我们会挺过去的 萝丝）
你这地方不错 Nice place you got here.
我是美国联邦调查局特别探员 约翰哈特利 我们之前见过 Special Agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier.
你是不是有点超出管辖范围了 Aren't you a little outside your jurisdiction?
是的 I am.
好在这些人在范围内 Good thing these guys aren't.
大家好 不用脱鞋了 Hi, guys. Don't take your shoes off or anything.
你确定枪带够了吗 You sure you brought enough guns?
我能说什么呢 我喜欢准备充分 What can I say? I like to be thorough.
不会吧 No way, José.
勇敢的达斯警官 The intrepid Inspector Das.
我可不想错过这个场面 给我吧 谢谢 I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you.
-见到粉丝真好 -你真可爱 - It's nice to meet a fan. - Oh, that's cute.
你知道还有什么可爱的事情吗 You wanna know what else is cute?
因为你在18个不同国家被通缉 Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries,
我要选一下在审判前把你拘留在哪里 I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial,
毕竟你有多次逃脱的记录 given your escape history.
六次入狱又逃脱了吧 What are you, six for six now?
对 再逃脱一次 我就能获得一件肖申克外套 Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.
继续开玩笑吧 Keep making your jokes
因为我马上就要 送你去世界上最糟糕的地方 because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.
你的Instagram账号 Your Instagram account?
我真的开始不喜欢你了 You know, I'm really starting to not like you.
拜托 Oh, come on!
不喜欢我 你根本不认识我 Not like me? You don't even know me.
我们可能有很多共同点的 We could have a lot in common.
也许我不认识你 但我在为你撰写档案 Maybe I don't know you, but I've been building a profile on you,
自2014年你从泰特美术馆偷了 威廉斯特朗的《戴红帽子的女士》起 ever since you stole William Strang's Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate
开始算 back in 2014.
你没法证明是我偷的 You can't prove that was me.
那是我在易集网上买的 I got that on Etsy.
我追踪你的情况有一段时间了 I've been tracking your scores for a while.
让我来说说你究竟是个怎样的人 So let me take a crack at who I think you really are.
当然 好 Sure thing. Yeah.
独生子 - Only child. - Mmm-hmm.
爸爸是瑞士警察 妈妈是美国教授 Dad's a Swiss cop, Mom's an American professor.
你在六到八岁就开始偷东西 You started stealing between the ages of six and eight.
你发现自己很有偷窃天赋 You found out you had a real talent for it.
这让你感到与众不同 It made you feel special, different.
你喜欢独自作战 不喜欢团队 You like to work alone. You don't like a team.
你只干引人注目的大活 The only jobs you take are the ones that make the big, splashy headlines,
这说明你作案只是为了刺激 而不是为了钱 which tells me that you only do it for the thrill and not the money.
你疯了吗 我很爱钱 Are you insane? I love the money.
我还没说完 马上就要说到精彩的地方了 I'm not done yet. I'm just getting to the good part.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
很多窃贼都说只是为了钱 A lot of thieves out there who claim to only do it for the money.
这很正常 That's not unusual.
但不正常的是 你为此承担的风险 But what is unusual is the risk that you take.
冒险分子 The chances.
仿佛你是为了逃脱才想被抓到 It's as though you wanna get caught so you can escape,
只是为了再次证明自己 just to prove yourself all over again,
证明你比别人都厉害 and prove that you're better than everybody else
证明你值得 and that you're worthy.
值得什么 听这段演讲吗 Worthy of what? This speech?
值得获得你父亲的爱 Your father's love.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
和知道你要去罗马偷蛋的途径一样 Well, the same way I knew that you were gonna steal the egg in Rome.
主教 The Bishop.
准备带走他 Get him ready to move.
布斯 我很好奇 Booth, I'm curious.
被世界头号 艺术品窃贼出卖的感觉如何 How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world?
我才是世界头号艺术品窃贼 I'm the most wanted art thief in the world.
你曾经是 You were.
等等 Wait. Wait here.
我不可能把那玩意和他放在一辆车上 There's no chance I'm putting that thing in the same van as him.
-机场见 -到时见 - See you at the airfield. - I'll see you there.
门开了 Door open.
好了 没事 All right. We're good.
（罗马）
（32小时后）
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 Hi, there.
-你要走了 -飞机一小时后起飞 - You leaving town? - Flight's in an hour.
有事吗 Something up?
可以这么说 You could say that. Hmm.
好吧 怎么了 Okay. What's going on?
真有意思 我本来也要这么问你 Funny, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
你拿这个干什么 What are you doing with that?
这个价值连城的古老文化的玩意 Oh, this priceless piece of ancient cultural whatnot?
布斯给了我们一颗假蛋 Booth gave us a fake egg.
我承认 我一开始想到的也是布斯 I'll admit, Booth was my first thought too.
然后我问自己 “你对72小时前刚认识的人 Then I asked myself, "How well do you really know someone
了解多少 ” you only met 72 hours ago?"
这个人的官方认证 And someone whose official credentials
只有一份手写的跨部门公报 came solely by a written interagency communiqué.
于是我给匡提科行为分析小组的 副组长打了个电话 她人很好 So I called up the Assistant Director of the BAU at Quantico, really nice lady.
她从没听说过你 She'd never heard of you.
-那不可能 -是吗 - That's impossible. - Is it?
是的 根本不可能 Yes, it's impossible.
同样不可能的是 约翰哈特利的瑞士银行账号 As impossible as a John Hartley with a Swiss bank account
在蛋被盗的同一天 that received an $8 million wire transfer
收到了加密第三方 800万美元的转账 from an encrypted third-party on the same day the egg was stolen?
很巧吧 探员 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say, Agent?
目标已锁定 We have eyes on target.
听我说 无论你怎么想 事情不是你想的那样 我确实没做 Listen, whatever you think this is, whatever you think I did, I didn't do.
有人在背后操控 可能是主教 可能是布斯本人 Someone's behind this. The Bishop, maybe even Booth himself.
-我被陷害了 -也许吧 但也许没有 - I'm being set up. - Maybe you are, maybe you're not.
在我查清之前 我要把你放在能随时找到的地方 Until I figure it out, I'm gonna keep you where I can find you.
通常我不是个报复心强的人 但是 Now, normally, I'm not a vindictive person, but,
我信任了你 而你却伤害了我的感情 well, I trusted you and you hurt my feelings.
所以我挑了个很特别的地方 So I picked someplace extra special.
算是个黑牢 被法律程序遗忘的地方 It's a bit of a black site. Kind of the land due process forgot.
你被捕了 哈特利探员 You're under arrest, Agent Hartley.
达斯 看着我 看着我的眼睛 Das, look at me. Look at my eyes.
不是我干的 I didn't do this.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
（俄罗斯）
你要上还是下 You a top or a bottom?
不重要 监狱会为我们选择的 Doesn't matter. Prison's gonna decide for us.
开玩笑吧 You gotta be shittin' me.
关于达斯警官 我有句话要说 Well, I'll say one thing about ol' Inspector Das,
她真的很幽默 she's got a real sense of humor.
握个手 室友 Put 'er there, roomie.
没错 我们应该先洗手 You're right, we should wash up first.
没关系 你在这里很安全 It's okay. You're safe here.
除非他们发现你是警察 那他们会想杀了你 Except if they find out you're a cop. Then they're gonna wanna kill you.
主教肯定早知道你会到这一步 Bishop must have seen you coming from a mile away.
通过出卖我获取你的信任 Got your trust after selling me out.
诈骗首先要获得目标的信任 这是基础知识 Can't run a con without gaining the mark's trust first, that's page one.
我知道信任诈骗的套路 相信我 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.
你现在肯定知道了 Well, you do now, that's for sure.
告密出卖我的神秘窃贼 和陷害你的是同一个人 The same mystery thief who ratted me out is the same one who framed you.
看起来很巧是不是 That seems like a coincidence, don't you think?
这不是巧合 是计划好的 This is not a coincidence. This is a plan.
一次行动中 主教同时干掉了 头号竞争者和头号调查员 In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and lead investigator.
-一石二鸟 -蛋 - Two birds, one stone. - Egg.
-什么 -一蛋二鸟 - What? - Two birds, one egg.
这是一种连击手法 连波兹马龙都懂 It's kind of a lay-up. Even Post Malone gets it.
这是农场直送的吧 谢谢 This is farm-to-table, right? Thank you.
我不理解 I don't understand why.
主教已经拿到了蛋 为什么还要费工夫陷害我 Why would The Bishop go to the trouble of framing me when she already has the egg?
还剩下什么事要做吗 I mean, what's left?
三亿美元 Three hundred million dollars?
你开玩笑吧 我没听过这么高的标价 You're kidding. I never heard of a price tag like that.
没人听过 No one has.
但你不明白 那不是一颗蛋的标价 But you don't understand, that's not the price for just one egg.
是这样的 Here's the deal.
谁能在这位埃及亿万富翁 Whoever brings this Egyptian billionaire all three eggs
他女儿婚礼之夜时送来三颗蛋 就能拿走所有大奖 by the night of his daughter's wedding gets all the marbles.
结果你猜这位大佬的女儿 Turns out, Mr. Big Daddy Big Bucks' daughter,
叫什么名字 guess what her name is?
别猜了 叫克里奥佩特拉 Stop guessing, it's Cleopatra.
这些人真可怕 但我喜欢钱 所以… I mean, these people are horrible. But I like money, so...
可这要怎么做 So how does that work?
没人知道第三颗蛋在哪儿 从没人找到过 No one knows where the third egg is. It's never been found.
我说实话 这确实是个问题 I'm not gonna lie, that's a bit of a problem.
我本来要先去搞第二颗蛋 I was gonna deal with the second egg first.
然后再考虑剩下的 Then the rest.
好吧 调查局情报说第二颗蛋 All right, well, Bureau intel says that the second egg
属于一个国际军火商 is owned by an international arms dealer.
低语者 我很了解这个人 Sotto Voce. I know all about this guy.
他14岁时 他父亲试图掐死他 His dad tried to strangle him when he was 14.
没人受得了这个混蛋 Nobody can stand this son of a bitch.
显然这给他留下了很深的影响 Apparently, it left quite the impression on him.
掐死别人成了他的一种爱好 And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him.
他很喜欢 He's a big fan.
低语者很吓人 Sotto Voce is super scary.
但他也不介意享乐 But he's not above having a good time.
每年他都会为顶级买家们 办一场化装舞会 Throws a masquerade party every year for his top buyers
地点位于他在巴伦西亚的别墅 那里大到让人怀疑他下面很小 in his I-probably-have-a-tiny-penis villa in Valencia.
走私军火的人对身份有点敏感 Gunrunners are a little touchy about their identity.
所以搞《大开眼戒》那种化装舞会 让大家都能放松一些 So the Eyes Wide Shut thing takes the edge off for everyone.
然而全球最有钱的 那1%的富人们不知道 Now, what none of these evil one-percenters know
在楼上的秘密金库里 is that upstairs, locked away in a secret vault,
这个不穿上衣的博士锁着一件 Dr. Shirtless has in his possession
古老的无价之宝 我称之为 an ancient piece of pricelessness that I like to call...
克里奥佩特拉的第二颗蛋 Cleopatra's second egg.
它正求着我去偷它 And it's just begging for me to steal it.
要不是你扮演超级警察 我现在早就在去偷它的路上了 I'd be on my way there right now if you weren't such a super cop.
-别这样 -哪样 - Don't do that. - What?
-别这样 -哪样 - Don't do that. - Do what?
-我知道你在干什么 听我说 -我什么都没干 - I know what you're doing. Listen. - I'm not doing anything.
这里的人 如果他们知道你是条子… These guys here, if they find out you're a C-O-P...
这里满屋子都是 判刑谋杀犯和厕所伏特加爱好者 This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts.
我们得保证他们都知道你不是警察 We gotta make sure they know you're not a cop.
-不是警察 -听我说 我求… - Nyet politsiya. - Listen to me. I beg...
各位 他不是警察 Guys? Nyet politsiya. Not a cop.
这家伙不是警察 好吗 This man is not a cop, all right?
把这话记在你们的大脑袋里 Get that through your thick skulls right now!
他是联邦调查局的侧写员 He's a profiler for the FBI,
确实算是执法人员 但不是警察 which does fall under the umbrella of law enforcement, but not a cop.
很像 但不一样 背景知识解释起来很复杂 It's similar, but it's not the same thing. It's a complicated backstory.
这是我们的好朋友 约翰哈特利特别探员 This is our good friend, Special Agent John Hartley.
让我们热烈欢迎他来到监狱 各位 Let's give him a warm welcome to the prison, guys.
谢谢大家 Thank you, guys. I don't think anyone heard me. We're good.
我觉得没人听到我说话 我们没事 All's quiet on the western front.
西线无战事 Nobody's... Oh, no.
没人…哦 不 Yep. Drago Grande heard. Here he comes.
是的 德拉戈格兰德听到了 他来了 Okay, be cool. Don't embarrass me.
好好应对 别让我丢脸 Hello, sir.
你好 先生 Politsiya.
警察 You die.
你死定了 Okay, he knows.
好吧 他知道了 He knows you're a cop.
他知道你是警察了 The jig is up.
暴露了 It's okay.
没事 You can...
你可以吃我的 你需要补充营养 You can have mine. You need some nourishment.
你应该站起来 你现在看起来有点懦弱 You should get up. You look like a little bitch right now.
我是以朋友的立场劝你 I say that as a friend.
好吧 听着 Okay, look.
我不想和你在监狱里斗殴… I don't wanna do the whole prison fight thing with you...
你可以的 我支持你 - You got this. I'm in your corner.
拜托 别打架 - So please, no fight.
我们各自回去吃饭吧 Let's just go back and finish our meals.
各自回牢房 - No. No... - Back to your cell!
天啊… God...
你白练了这么大块头 All that working out.
还不是被那个 没牙的肺结核病人揍翻… You still get your ass spanked by a toothless man with tuberculosis...
好了 Okay. Okay.
你要是再搞这种事情 你的日子就到头了 If you ever pull shit like that again, it'll be the last thing you do.
好 Right.
-你不了解我 布斯 -不了解 - You don't know me, Booth. - No.
你不知道我能干出什么事 You have no idea what I'm capable of.
好吧 谢天谢地 你们来了 Okay. Thank God, you're here.
长官要见你们 走 The captain wants to see you. Let's go!
见他 Him?
哦 我们俩 好的 Oh, no, us. Okay.
你们好 小子们 Hello, boys.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
你是长官 You're the captain?
你换个职业可能比较好 You might benefit from a little career change.
我是说…我不是指做模特 I mean, I'm... I don't think runway,
但绝对可以 为地区画报 广告传单拍照… but definitely regional catalog work, fliers...
她是主教 She's The Bishop.
不会吧 混蛋 No shit, dipdick!
很高兴终于见到你了 布斯先生 It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth.
我很激动 见到了 Such a thrill to be face-to-face
世界第二厉害的窃贼 with the second-best art thief in the world.
我懂你的小心思 那… Oh, I see what you did there. That's...
是 之前有几次算你走运 知道吗 Yeah, you got lucky a couple of times early on, you know?
但过去一年 你一次也没有打败过我 But you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me.
-赫尔辛基 -我的降落伞坏了 - Helsinki. - My parachute failed.
雅加达 Jakarta.
-我的电动平衡车沉海了 -澳门 - My Segway sank. - Macau.
谁能想到麦莉塞勒斯会去呢 Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there.
那完全是场毫无预兆的演出 It was a completely unannounced show.
你要么找借口 要么看结果 You can have excuses or results.
不能两者兼得 Not both.
找我们来干什么 你想怎样 What are we doing here? What do you want?
聊一聊 To have a chat.
首先 哈特利探员 First of all, Agent Hartley,
请接受我对罗马闹剧的诚挚道歉 please accept my sincerest apologies for the whole mix-up in Rome.
你看 我在巴利岛偷了蛋之后 You see, after I stole the egg in Bali,
就给以你名义注册的账号 打了800万美元 I then made an $8 million deposit into an account registered in your name.
然后我只需坐等达斯上钩 Then, all I had to do was sit back and wait for Das to take the bait.
敲几下键盘 恰到好处地拦截电话 A few clever keystrokes and a well-timed call intercept.
联邦调查局行为分析小组组长办公室 FBI BAU Director's office.
好了 And poof.
再见 约翰哈特利探员 Bye-bye, Agent John Hartley.
你好 可疑的嫌疑犯 Hello, suspicious suspect.
是不是很有趣 Funny, don't you think?
闭嘴 你毁了我的人生 Shut up. You deleted my life.
现在我和这个傻子困在同一间牢房里 And now I'm stuck in a cell with this idiot.
那来谈正事吧 Well, down to business then.
不用说你们也知道 At the risk of stating the obvious,
第一颗蛋在我手上 I have the first egg in my possession,
48小时内 第二颗也会到手 and in less than 48 hours, I'm gonna have the second one as well.
但问题就在最后一颗蛋 But that leaves an issue. The final egg.
太遗憾了 没人知道第三颗蛋在哪儿 Well, too bad for you. Nobody knows where the third egg is.
他没告诉你 He didn't tell you?
你没告诉他 You didn't tell him?
-没告诉我什么 -我不知道她在说什么 - Didn't tell me what? - I don't know what she's talking about.
你的狱友知道第三颗蛋的准确位置 Your cellmate here knows exactly where the third egg is.
她在说谎 我不知道第三颗蛋在哪儿 我对天发誓 She's lying. I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to God.
我知道第三颗蛋在哪儿 我对天发誓 I know where the third egg is. I swear to God.
对 那是我 重来 那是我 我确实说过 Yes, that is me. Scratch that. That was me. I did say that.
你打算何时跟我说第三颗蛋的事 When were you gonna tell me about the third egg?
我没打算跟你说第三颗蛋的事 因为你是警察 I was never gonna tell you about the third egg because you're a cop.
我给你的条件是这样的 布斯先生 My offer to you, Mr. Booth, is this.
告诉我第三颗蛋在哪儿 我会把你弄出去 分给你10% Tell me where the third egg is, I'll get you out of here and give you 10%.
绝对不行 Rock-hard pass.
很抱歉不能成交 I'm sorry we couldn't do business.
也许在这多待几天 Well, perhaps a few more days in here
看看未来各种各样的遭遇 with the prospect of thousands more to come
你们会改变主意 will help change your mind.
等我拿到第二颗蛋会再过来 I'll stop by once I have the second egg.
到时候分成就是5%了 Oh, and when I do, the offer's gonna be 5%.
谢谢你 长官 Thank you, Captain.
这是他们俩的劳动清单 Labor detail for them both.
再见 别太想我 Bye. Don't miss me too much.
拜拜
你们好 好吧 Oh, hey, guys. Okay!
如果我们合力抓到她 If we work together to catch her,
我可以对主教做一些你做不到的事情 I can do things to The Bishop you can't do.
别说这种猥琐的话 There's no need to be disgusting.
来吧 三 二 一 用你的脖子发力 Here we go. Three, two, one. Lift with your neck.
我是说让她坐牢 终生监禁 I mean put her in prison. For life.
到那时候 猜猜谁会成为 世界第一的艺术品窃贼 When that happens, guess who becomes number one art thief in the world again?
团队合作 从我嘴里说出来真奇怪 Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth.
你那边使劲了吗 Are you carrying your side?
你问出这种问题真是没礼貌 I'm offended you'd even ask me that.
-想想办法啊 要滑下来了 -别紧张 秃头 - Do something. It's slipping. - Oh, relax, baldylocks.
看到没 团队合作 See? Teamwork.
团队 我说出口太奇怪了 Team. Team. Team. It feels weird in my mouth.
是的 It does.
要说俄罗斯监狱有什么好东西 肥皂真是太棒了 Say what you will about Russian prisons, the soap is incredible.
我们要不要连手 - Are we doing this together or not?
没有添加化学品或香料 - No added chemicals or perfumes.
只有纯粹而传统的甘油 It's just pure good ol' fashioned glycerin.
-你闻闻 -我不要闻 - Ooh. Smell it. - I'm not gonna smell it.
低语者的化装舞会就在明晚 Sotto Voce's masquerade ball is tomorrow night,
如果要赶在主教之前拿到第二颗蛋 which means, if we're gonna beat The Bishop to the second egg,
我们明早就必须逃到墙外去 we have to be on the other side of these walls by tomorrow morning.
我已经知道该怎么偷了 I already know how I'm gonna steal it.
因为现在主教也要去 计划需要调整 但我会赶在她前面 It'll take adjustment now The Bishop'll be there, but I'll beat her to the punch.
“我” 那“我们”呢 "I"? What about "we"?
你戴发网干什么 你是秃子 Why are you wearing the hairnet? You're bald.
好吧 你可以和我一起 去低语者的舞会 Okay, fine. You can be my plus-one to Sotto Voce's party.
谢谢 时间不多了 我们得出去 你有什么计划 Thanks. Clock's tickin'. We gotta get outta here. What's the plan?
我在想 I'm working on it.
你在想 听起来你是在想 You're working on it? You sound like you're working on it.
他们说任何计划最重要的部分 都是晚上好好睡一觉 They say the most important part of any plan is a good night's sleep.
计划最重要的部分不是计划本身吗 Isn't the actual plan part the most important part of the plan?
很多人都会犯这个错误 A lotta people make that mistake.
在巴利岛 你说了一些话 Back in Bali, that thing you said,
关于我和我父亲 你是怎么知道的 about me and my father, how'd you know?
我实话告诉你 你的案例并不复杂 I hate to break it to you, but you're not a complex case.
但对我来说有一点不太合理 The one thing that doesn't quite line up for me is
一个瑞士警察队长的儿子 怎么会走上重罪犯的人生 how the son of a Swiss police captain turns to a life of high crime.
长话短说 Short version?
我父亲是个大混蛋 My father was a prolific asshole.
展开说说 Long version?
我八岁时 When I was eight years old,
我爸认为我偷了他的表 my dad thought I stole his watch.
他最爱那块金属玩意了 He loved that piece of metal more than anything.
他问我有没有偷 He asked me if I stole it.
我说没有 I told him I didn't.
他说他知道是我偷的 说我撒谎 He said he knew that I had and that I was lying.
之后他不再和我说话了 He didn't speak to me again after that.
圣诞不说 生日也不说 Not on Christmas. Not on my birthday.
他几乎持续了一整年 He went almost a full year,
完全沉默不语 just utter silence.
就仿佛我并不存在 Like I didn't even exist.
后来有天晚上 他… Then one night, he...
他回家坐在餐桌前 He comes home and he sits down at the dinner table...
就那样出现了 And there it is.
那块表 丢失的表 There's the watch, the missing watch,
就在他手腕上 right there on his wrist.
我后来知道 是他上班时放在抽屉里 Found out later that he put it in his desk at work
被文件之类的东西盖住了 and it got buried behind some papers or something like that.
但他从不道歉 他就… But he never apologized. He just, uh...
他看着我的眼睛说 “今天在学校如何 ” He just looked me in the eye and said, "How was your day at school?"
后来他一直问 “今天在学校如何 ” Then he kept askin', "How was your day at school?"
我从不回答他 And I never answered him.
我就盯着他 我不吃不喝 I just stared at him. I didn't eat. I didn't drink.
第二周 我就被送去了寄宿学校 Next week, I found myself in boarding school.
真的假的 Really?
我开玩笑呢 I'm kidding.
嘿 Hey.
我为你感到难过 I'm sorry about all that.
不 没关系 Oh, no, no, no, no, it's all right.
这教会了我宝贵的一课 You learn a valuable lesson, you know?
做什么不重要 It doesn't matter what you do,
人们觉得你做了什么才重要 only matters what they think you've done.
你老爸呢 How about your old man?
我不想谈他 I don't talk about him.
这么糟糕啊 That bad, huh?
好消息 Good news.
昨晚的治愈疗程之后 我睡得特别好 I slept like a baby after our little therapy session last night.
更好的消息是 Better news,
我把逃脱计划简化到了三步 I've got our escape plan down to a simple three-step process.
好吧 我信你 第一步是什么 All right, I'll bite. What's the first step?
-分散注意力 -用肥皂 - Create a distraction. - With soap?
你知道用纯甘油做的肥皂 You know what happens when you mix soap, which is pure glycerin,
混合主要成分是硝酸的清洁剂 会发生什么吗 with a cleaning solution that's essentially nitric acid?
-会得到硝酸甘油 -会得到硝酸甘油 - You get nitroglycerin. - You get nitroglycerin.
我们得跑了 We should run.
快 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
锁了 我们需要门卡 It's locked. We need a key card.
第二步 早做计划 Step two, plan ahead.
-你从哪弄来的 -不是警察 - Where'd you get that? - Nyet politsiya.
他不是警察 He's not a cop!
计划是什…混蛋 What's the plan... Son of a bitch!
什么 明白 What? Understood.
你在干什么 第三步是什么 What are you doing? What's step three?
第三步 Step three...
石头版抽木条 Rock Jenga.
你先来 You first.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks. - You're welcome.
后退 Get back!
这边 This way.
他们在墙外 警戒周边 They're outside the walls. Secure the perimeter.
谢谢 Thank you.
好的 Okay. Okay.
你会开直升机吗 Can you fly a helicopter?
你后脑勺长得像个巨大的阴茎吗 Does the back of your head look like a huge penis?
答案是肯定的 The answer is yes!
好有趣 这是我最好的朋友 Oh, that's fun. This is my best friend.
-我们不是朋友 -我们是最好的朋友 - We're not friends. - We're best friends.
他们在这边 - They're over here!
快走 - Go!
不敢相信没人看见 I can't believe nobody saw that.
他们在这里开火 Here they are! Fire!
好的 Okay.
都是俄文 That's in Russian.
快上 他只有一把手枪 Go, he just has a pistol!
铲车 The forklift!
混蛋 Son of a bitch.
重装弹药 Reload!
该死 Shit.
你赶上了 谢天谢地 Oh, you made it. Thank God!
我刚还在为你祈祷 I was praying for you.
别胡扯了 你刚才想丢下我 Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me?
你说了：“保住自己” You said, "Save yourself."
我说的是“快走” 但我没让你丢下我 I said, "Go," but I didn't mean without me.
你说：“快走 保住自己” You said, "Go save yourself."
我本来会永远在心中铭记你的光辉 And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame,
你这个只会抱怨的傻子 you stupid complainer.
那玩意为什么在闪 Why is that blinking?
来了 Ooh! Incoming!
看到没 简单得很 See? Easy-peasy.
（伦敦）
我知道我的童年听起来很苦 但我父亲成就了今天的我 I know it sounds like a tough childhood, but my father made me who I am today.
也许这是我的问题 Maybe that's my problem.
我一直专注在赢这件事上 专注于做到最好 I'm so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do,
所以我从不能完全放松 that I can never just fully relax and just be.
这正常吗 Is that normal?
我他妈怎么知道 How the fuck would I know?
什么 What?
我不是心理治疗师 我是情报分析师 I'm not a therapist. I'm an intelligence analyst.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我现在有很多烦心事 I'm just dealing with a lot right now
你看起来像个可以倾诉的人 and you seemed like someone I could talk to.
做我这行的 And it's so rare in my line of work
很难找到一个倾听者 to find someone who's just there to listen.
谢谢 Thank you.
总之 抱歉把你绑进来 Anyway, I'm sorry to rope you into all of this,
我要用一下你的终端系统 but just using your terminal here
确保我的消息无法追踪起点 to ensure that the origin point of my message is untraceable.
最好的方法就是从系统内部发送 Best way to do it is from within the system itself.
他们真该修补一下安全漏洞 They should really work on patching the security vulnerability.
真丢人 It's embarrassing.
你知道99%的追踪协议 Did you know that 99% of all tracking protocols
都把注意力集中到第三方行为吗 focus on third-party movements?
还真没人想到电话是从内部打出来的 No one ever expects the call to come from inside the house, as it were.
所以你的计算机 你的办公室 Hence, your computer, your office.
好了 Oh. Here we go.
拖慢一下竞争对手的速度 勉强算他们是吧 Just need to slow down my competition, such as they are.
（你好 达斯警官）
（在找人吗 ）
（已逃脱）
（明晚八点 正装出席 别迟到）
（你亲爱的邻居…）
恐怕今天时间就到这里了 I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.
我们的疗程到此结束 祝你愉快 I'm gonna have to end our session here. Have a lovely day.
不许动 Freeze!
看到没 See?
所以我们才不能拥有美好的回忆 This is why we can't have nice things.
因为我一旦相信某个人 他们就会踩桌下的脚底报警器 'Cause the moment I trust someone, they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk
然后我就不得不这样做 and then I'm forced to do things like this.
我不生气 我只是失望 I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.
我真的以为你会不一样 I really thought you were different.
耍我一次… Well, fool me once...
我现在要走了 等他醒来 I'm gonna leave now and when he wakes up,
告诉他你不小心踩错警报了 you're going to tell him that you triggered the alarm falsely
他太匆忙 进门绊倒了 and in his haste, he tripped coming through the door.
如果你决定不照做 And if you decide not to do that,
我希望你记住一件非常重要的事 I want you to remember one critically important thing.
我知道你所有同事和家人 I know everyone you work with and every member of your family.
我还知道你的浏览器记录 And I also know your browser history.
诺兰 Nolan.
坦布韦来 抱一下 Tambwe! Come on, bring it in.
太感谢你了 I can't thank you enough for this.
我很高兴终于还上欠你的债了 I'm just glad I could finally repay my debt to you.
现在是我欠你的 And now I'm in yours.
-来吧 都准备好了 -好的 - Come, everything is ready. - Alright.
-我有盒装果汁 -太好了 - I have juice boxes. - That's very good.
坦布韦给我们准备了衣服 我们可以脱掉脏衣服了 Hey. Tambwe got us a costume change, so we can get out of these filthy duds.
太抱歉了 Oh. I'm so sorry.
坦布韦 这位是约翰哈特利探员 Tambwe, this is Agent John Hartley
来自联邦调查局 说来很有趣 of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's a funny story.
他的很多同事 把你的很多同事送进了监狱 A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your colleagues in prison.
激动人心 It's exciting.
你没有果汁喝 No juice boxes for you.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
你穿那么好的外套 而我只有“跳舞衣” Nice jacket, while I "Gotta dance."
好了 伙计 别开始跟我抱怨 好吗 All right, man. Don't even start with me, okay?
至少你穿得很舒服 At least you're comfortable.
显然你都计划好了 Well, clearly you have this whole thing figured out.
-要跟我讲一遍吗 -没错 是这样的 - You wanna walk me through it? - I do. Here's the deal.
在舞会上 During the party,
客人们和工作人员必须待在主楼层 the guests and the staff are required to stay on the main floor,
楼上通往蛋房的大门 and upstairs, the door to the egg room,
是锁着的 重兵把守 well, that's locked and heavily guarded.
但有另一个进去的方法 隐藏入口 But there's another way in. Hidden entrance.
我是这么想的 Here's what I'm thinkin'.
我们穿着配对的黑色睡衣 We dress up in matching black pajamas
偷偷穿过群演 进入卧室 and sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom.
然后我们通过书房 拿到他的宝物 Then, we slip through the study and get our hands on his precious.
就是那个蛋吗 Is that the egg?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
-你太棒了 -我知道 - You are amazing. - I know.
嘿 白痴 - Hey, dickhead. - Hmm?
你上一个机智的计划不太顺利 Your last brilliant plan had some kinks in it.
我们面对的是什么样的安保监控 So, what kinda security surveillance are we looking at?
那家伙是个军火商 Well, the guy's an arms dealer,
所以每寸地盘都在监视之下 so, you know, every square inch of this place is gonna be on lock.
每个连通点都有二人组守卫 按信号进行交班 以保持随时警戒 Two-man guard teams at every access point are signal rotated to keep them frosty.
交班一旦开始 他们就位前只有45秒的间隙 Once they're on the move, you only have 45 seconds until they land.
时间非常紧 It's a pretty tight window.
西侧大厅下方的安保室有声画监控器 The eyes and ears are in a secure room in the west hall.
87台动作感应8K摄像头 监视范围相互重迭 Eighty-seven motion-sensitive 8K cameras with an overlapping field of vision,
没有天然的盲点 so there are no natural blind spots.
它们时刻都在监视 监听这一切 They're always watching, always listening.
有点像带枪的语音助手 Kinda like Alexa but with guns.
这里就有点麻烦了 Now, here's where things get a little tricky.
通往蛋房的保险库门属于军用等级 The vault door to the egg room is a military-grade,
生物识别终端 由46厘米厚的钛金属制成 biometric portal made out of a foot and a half of solid titanium.
不能钻孔 不能炸掉 So you can't drill it and you can't make it go boom.
唯一的通过方法 就是进行面部和语音识别 The only way through it is with facial and voice recognition.
只有一张面孔和一个声音能打开它 And there's only one face and one voice that opens it.
低语者 Sotto Voce.
我们要怎么弄到他的声音和面容 How are we gonna get his voice and his facial?
首先 积极的心态是有用的 Well, first off, a positive mental attitude helps.
但也需要一些超高端的换脸视频技术 But so does some pretty kick-ass deepfake technology.
瘆人吧 Spooky, right?
如果你在网上有超过12张照片 If you have more than 12 images on the Internet,
我就能给你妈发一段 你给山羊口交的视频 I can send your mom a video of you mouth-sexing a goat.
我不是说我会这么做 我只是说 如果我想 我可以做到 I'm not saying I'm gonna do that, I'm just saying I could if I wanted to.
如果我有足够多的时间和照片的话 If I had enough time and enough pictures.
不过等等 还有 But wait, there's more.
还有一个12位随机生成的密码 每六分钟变更一次 There's also a 12-digit randomly-generated passcode that's changed every six minutes,
密码只出现在低语者的手机上 and that code can only be found in Sotto Voce's phone,
低语者的手机 只会放在低语者的裤兜里 and Sotto Voce's phone can only be found in Sotto Voce's pants.
是的 简单得很 So, yeah, easy-peasy.
不还有一件事 有点重要 Oh, no, no, no! There's one more thing. Kinda important.
我们需要他的指纹 We're gonna need his thumbprint
因为他从不更新 他的iPhone4 所以… 'cause he never upgraded his iPhone -4, so...
如果拿不到他的指纹 我们就拿不到蛋 So if we don't get his thumbprint, we can't get the egg.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你会举一反三了 太棒了 You can learn. This is amazing.
你还不够闪耀 You are not sparkly enough.
我去给你找一件能搭这条裤子的背心 I'm gonna get you a matching vest to go with those pants.
（巴伦西亚）
测试 收到 你的位置 自由鸟 Check, check. Roger Dodger. What's your 20, free bird?
你不必这样 我就站在你旁边 You don't have to do that. I'm standing right next to you.
我不习惯用这些破玩意 I'm not used to using these stupid things,
我也不习惯和搭档合作 and I'm not used to working with a partner.
我们不是搭档 这是权宜婚姻 We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
我要离婚 但孩子归我 I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.
这样吧 Let's just do this.
我去搞指纹 你去搞低语者的手机 I'll get the thumbprint, you get Sotto Voce's phone.
我们有不速之客 We've got a party crasher.
没什么大不了的 我们知道她会来 Yeah, it's no biggie. No biggie. We knew she'd be here.
我们是来找蛋的 不是来找她 We're here for the egg, not her.
那只是你的想法 我要进去了 Speak for yourself. I'm going in.
你在干什么 这跟计划好的不一样 What are you doing? That's not part of the plan.
计划有变 Plans change.
真美 Beautiful.
我是说雕像 The sculpture, I mean.
抱歉 我们认识吗 I'm sorry, do we know each other?
你戴着面具 我看不出你是谁 It's just impossible for me to tell who you are with that mask on.
现在呢 How about now?
哈特利探员 Agent Hartley!
所以一直都是你 So it was you all along.
真是精明的伪装 Such a clever disguise.
无论他在哪 我猜你和布斯先生 Well, I suppose you and Mr. Booth, wherever he is,
是想先我一步拿走第二颗蛋 are here to try to beat me to the second egg.
-打成平手 -什么都别告诉她 - Even the playing field. - Don't tell her anything.
我不是来找蛋的 我是来洗刷我的污名 I'm not here for the egg. I'm here to clear my name,
所以我要找的只有你 which means all I need is you.
你什么都告诉她了 You're literally telling her everything.
我们都知道这一切最后的结局 就是你被戴上手铐 We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you in handcuffs.
承诺 Promises, promises.
小心点 我们不想引人注目 Careful now. We don't wanna cause a scene.
我不在乎 我不会让你脱离我的视线 Don't care. I'm not letting you out of my sight.
很好 你在和她跳舞 Oh, good, you're dancing with her.
对一个罪犯来说 跳得不错 Not bad for a convict.
说到这个 Speaking of which,
你的犯罪搭档怎样了 how's it going with your partner in crime?
他告诉你第三颗蛋在哪儿了吗 Has he told you where the third egg is yet?
就算他说了 我也不会告诉你 Well, if he did, I wouldn't tell you.
那就是没有 他肯定不相信你 That's a no. He must not trust you.
你信你的搭档 You trust your partner?
你为什么觉得我有搭档 What makes you think I have one?
你的战绩可不是能独自完成的 Well, no one would be able to pull off the scores you have alone.
绝无可能 It's impossible.
那现在怎么办 So what now?
你要在这里逮捕我 You're gonna arrest me right here,
没有警徽 没有枪 在管辖范围外 without a badge or a gun, outside of your jurisdiction,
当着一屋子罪犯的面 and in front of a room full of criminals?
这就是你的计划吗 哈特利探员 Is that your plan, Agent Hartley?
该死 Shit!
来了指纹到手 快离开 Incoming! Got the print. Get the hell out of there.
或者你可能没想清楚 Or perhaps you just didn't think this all the way through.
你跟我走 舞会结束了 You're coming with me. Party's over.
看你和这个男人在我的舞会上跳舞 让我很嫉妒 Watching you dance with this man at my party has made me quite jealous.
我总得想办法引起你的注意 Well, I had to get your attention somehow.
不是吗 Didn't I?
可以吗 May I?
如你所说 这是你的舞会 Like you said, it's your party.
抱歉 Apologies.
我们得拿到他的手机 We needed to get his phone,
不是和主教调情 not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop.
别担心 我拿到了 Don't worry. I got it.
抱歉 Excuse me.
开玩笑吧 干得不错 You're kidding. Nice pull!
你怎么知道低语者会打断你们 How'd you know Sotto Voce would cut in?
低语者是个1米65的大男子主义者 有教科书般的拿破仑情结 Well, Sotto Voce is a 5'5" alpha male with textbook Napoleon complex.
任何时候有别的男人 和他舞会上最让人着迷的女人跳舞 So any time another male dances with the most desirable woman at his party,
他都必然会介入 宣誓主权 well, he has no choice but to step in and assert his dominance.
你这个狡猾的小贱人 You sneaky little minx.
哪儿学的 侧写学校吗 Where'd you learn that? Profiler school?
高中 High school.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
非常荣幸恭迎各位来到寒舍 it is my sincere pleasure to welcome you all to my humble home.
就趁现在 他在演讲 Now's the time. He's speechifying.
我父亲是个信念坚定的人… My father was a man of conviction...
进入第二步 Moving to two.
非常抱歉 先生 Oh! Terribly, terribly sorry, sir.
你这个蠢材 You imbecile!
别碰我 下等人 Don't put your hands on me, peasant.
我很抱歉 先生 - I'm so sorry, sir.
我深表抱歉 - A thousand apologies.
我不需要道歉 我需要去盥洗室 I don't need your apologies, I need a washroom.
带他去 Take him.
这边请 先生 Right this way, sir.
我帮您冲洗一下 Let's get you hosed down.
这把手枪是我父亲的宝物 This pistol was my father's prized possession.
自从用它杀了他之后 我一直把它贴在心脏旁存放 I've kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it.
我小时候从不被允许触碰它 I was never permitted to touch this as a boy.
这边 Right this way.
和独行侠用的那把一样 It's just like the one used by the Lone Ranger.
嘿 Hey.
那边怎么回事 What's going on there?
那人把酒撒在了客人身上 他们没问题 Someone spilled wine on a guest. They're cleared.
不太对劲 我得报告 Something's off. I'm calling it in anyway.
别傻了 你间谍小说看多了 - Don't be an idiot. - You read too many spy novels.
我每天都很想你 老爸 I miss you every day, Pop-Pop.
就像他那句不朽的名言所说 And in his immortal words,
“经验丰富的猎人只需要一颗子弹” "The skilled hunter needs but one bullet."
祝大家今晚愉快 - Bravo! - Enjoy your evening.
不 No, no, no, no, no.
我们得走了 We gotta go.
好了 慢慢的 Here we go, nice and easy.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God!
你就像堵穿了衣服的墙 You're like a well-dressed wall.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
试图搞砸任务 Trying to ruin the mission.
任务完成了 找到指纹 Well, mission accomplished. Find the print.
可恶 God damn it!
出来 小混蛋 你在哪 Come on, come on, come on, you little bastard. Where are you?
该死 Shit!
找到了 Gotcha.
手机 Phone, phone, phone, phone.
好了 换脸视频时间 Okay, it's deepfake time.
低语者 Sotto Voce.
（身份确认 可通行）
好了 Right.
（警报 展览室 保险库门开启）
低语者先生不是还在舞会吗 I thought Mr. Voce was still at the party?
派人过去 Send a team.
保安 紧急情况 Security, we have a code red.
嘿 Hey!
作为一个自称清白的人 You know, for a guy who claims he's innocent,
你和罪犯走得还挺近的 you sure do hang around with a lot of criminals.
我是清白的 I am innocent.
作为第一次上手的贼 他很厉害 He's a pretty damn good thief for his first time.
-我不厉害 -你很厉害 - I'm not good at it. - You are.
-别这么说 -别低估了自己 - Don't say that. - Don't sell yourself short.
-闭嘴 -嘿 这位转移话题的先生 - Shut up. - Hector Deflector over here.
他不擅长接受表扬 He's not good at taking a compliment.
你要明白 是主教在背后设计了这一切 I need you to understand, The Bishop is behind this entire thing.
她陷害了我 She set me up.
如果这一切都是主教干的 你真的是清白的 那证明给我看 Well, if this is all The Bishop's doing and you really are innocent, prove it.
来啊 拘捕你的朋友 Go on, detain your friend.
我们不是朋友 We're not friends.
-我们是职场伴侣 -我们不是职场伴侣 - We're work wives. - We're not work wives.
-我们是妻室伴侣 -我们不是任何伴侣 - We're sister wives. - We're not any kind of wives.
你们两个都闭嘴 Shut up! Both of you.
逮捕他 不然我把你们都抓了 You either arrest him or I arrest you both.
怎么样 哈特利探员 What's it gonna be, Agent Hartley?
抱歉 伙计 - I'm sorry, man. - Oh...
拜托 Oh, come on!
-你被捕了 -你要听她的 - You're under arrest. - You're gonna listen?
我们一起经历了这么多… After all we've been through together...
你爱我 You love me?
我恨你 I hate you.
够紧了吗 老天 - Tight enough? Jesus!
你看 - See?
我是个好人 I'm a good guy.
但有时候我会做坏事 But sometimes I do bad things.
-哈特利 -我们拿上蛋快走吧 - Hartley! - Let's grab that egg and get out of here.
等等 你不想聊一下刚才的事吗 You don't wanna talk about what just happened?
-你说什么呢 -我们刚刚有火花 - What you talking about? - We had a moment.
-我们没有火花 -我们有 - We didn't have a moment. - No, we had a moment.
有要找的东西吗 还是随便看看 Looking for something specific or just browsing?
你看起来真糟糕 You look awful.
有更简单的方法可以进来的 You know, there was an easier way in,
但我非常怀疑你们能不能办到 but I doubt very much that you could've managed it.
现在三颗蛋我已经拿到了两颗 Now that I have two out of the three eggs,
我给你们最后一次机会接受我的条件 I'll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer.
让我来还个价 - Well, here's my counteroffer.
-你被捕了 -哦 我的天 - You're under arrest. - Oh, my God.
你看看气氛啊 Read the room.
我跟你说过 最后你会戴上手铐 I told you, this would end with you in handcuffs.
你太丢人了 他太丢人了 You're so embarrassing. He's so embarrassing.
告诉你 哈特利探员 Tell you what, Agent Hartley.
想逮捕我 You wanna arrest me?
来… Come...
逮捕我吧 Arrest me.
我只想要蛋 抱歉 真尴尬 I just want the egg. So, uh...
慢一点 Take it easy.
也不快啊 This is easy.
失陪 Excuse me.
老兄 我没…我没想到会被铐上 Bro, I didn't... I didn't see the handcuffs coming.
感觉不错 Mm, was a nice touch.
这个勃起太让人困惑了 God, this is such a confusing erection.
绝对不可以跟别人说起 You can't ever tell anybody about this.
-我不会告诉任何人 我保证 -好的 - I'll never tell anybody. Promise. - Okay.
好 Okay.
等等 不 别开枪 Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on. No, don't shoot.
我并不想说人闲话 不过我们没偷你的蛋 好吗 I'm not trying to be a tattletale. We didn't steal your egg, okay?
我们试了 I mean, we tried.
但她拿到了 But she got it.
他说的是实话 He's telling you the truth.
是吗 Is that so?
谢谢 好吧 Thank you. Oh. All right.
要坦白吗 女士 Would you like to make a confession, my lady?
和你做生意很愉快 It's a pleasure doing business with you.
我告诉过你他们会来 I told you they'd come.
什么… What the f...
早上好 先生们 Good morning, gentlemen.
这里在斗牛场之下 没人听得到你们的尖叫 Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.
这叫铺垫 That's called foreshadowing.
-我知道这叫什么 -就确认一下 - I know what it's called. - Was making sure.
-我知道这叫什么 -你看起来不像英语专业的 You don't look like an English major.
-闭嘴 -大家早上好 - Shut up. - Buongiorno, everybody!
-完美 -我带来了香槟 - Perfect! - I brought champagne.
我要介绍你们认识 不过我相信你们已经见过了 I would introduce you, but I believe you've already met
我可爱的生意伙伴 my lovely business associate.
是的 Yes.
我跟你说了 主教在和什么人合作 I told you The Bishop was working with somebody.
这是权宜婚姻 It's a marriage of convenience.
你们对这个概念很熟悉吧 You're familiar with that concept, aren't you?
这位时髦的低语者先生 You see, the dashing Mr. Voce here
已经拥有了第二颗蛋 already held the second egg in his possession.
我就向他提出了我的条件 So, I approached him with my own offer,
现在就轮到了 which brings us to the part
你来告诉我们第三颗蛋在哪儿 where you tell us where the third egg is.
有多远滚多远 Piss off for a thousand years.
可惜 我本来真的很想用简单的方式 Oh, bummer. I really wanted to do it the easy way.
没关系 我会通过伤害他来让你开口 That's okay. I'll get the information from you by hurting him.
不好意思 什么 I'm sorry, what?
我喜欢这个计划 I love this plan.
你们两个有特殊的羁绊 You two share a special bond.
不然你们为何愿意一起出生入死 Otherwise, why would you risk your lives together
试图偷这颗蛋 attempting to steal the egg?
对不对 哈特利探员 Isn't that right, Agent Hartley?
我们两个没有羁绊 我都不认识他 There is no bond between us. I barely know the guy.
布斯 告诉她我们不是朋友 Booth, tell her we're not friends.
-她知道我们的事 伙计 -胡说 - She knows about us, pal. - That's bullshit.
她知道我们特殊的羁绊 你曾是我的伴郎 She knows about our special bond, that you were my best man.
混蛋 他在撒谎 Son of a bitch. He's lying.
如果她把你伤得够狠 有别出心裁的酷刑 If she hurts you bad enough, if she gets really creative with it,
我就不得不全都告诉她 I'm gonna have no choice but to tell her everything.
好了 布斯先生 Now, Mr. Booth,
第三颗蛋在哪儿 where is the third egg?
好 我开始了 Okay, here I go.
不 别 等等 No, don't. Wait.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God!
好吧… Well...
不 No.
看来我们现在知道 你是哪种朋友了 布斯先生 I guess now we find out what kind of friend you really are, Mr. Booth,
因为我们要来到我最爱的位置了 because we're gonna go to my favorite place.
不 No.
不 不要… No. Don't...
别玩了 亲爱的 Enough games, my love.
要想让他开口 就要这样做 If you want to make him talk, this is how you get him to talk.
你为什么脱衣服 Why is your shirt off?
-他为什么脱衣服 -我不知道 - Why is his shirt off? - I don't know.
有时候老方法最管用 抱歉 亲爱的 Sometimes the old ways are the best. Excuse me, darling.
好了 哈特利特别探员 There, there, Special Agent Hartley.
看看看你的朋友 Look! Look at your friend.
蛋在哪 说 The egg. Now!
布斯 拜托 Booth, please.
好了 住手 我告诉你 好吗 Okay, stop, stop. I'll tell you, all right?
-在埃及 -埃及的哪里 - It's in Egypt. - Where in Egypt?
大金字塔下有个密室 There's a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid.
一年前通过激光雷达发现的 还没有打开 Lidar discovered it a year ago. They haven't opened it yet.
你怎么知道蛋在里面 - How do you know the egg is there?
我母亲是埃及考古学家 - My mother was an Egyptologist.
在看懂英文前 我就能看懂象形文字了 I could read hieroglyphics before I could read English.
那个密室 That hidden chamber
是克里奥佩特拉的秘密墓穴 is the secret tomb of Cleopatra.
另两颗蛋丢失后 他们把第三颗蛋埋在那里 They buried the third egg there when the other two went missing.
扫描显示 蛋就那样放在那里 The scans show it sitting there plain as day.
第三颗蛋从未离开埃及 The third egg never left Egypt.
他没撒谎 我读到过那个密室的情况 He's not lying. I read about the chamber.
有那么难吗 Was that so hard?
我们要庆祝一下吗 Shall we celebrate?
庆祝我们生意做成 To the end of our business.
开始享乐 And the beginning of our pleasure.
-我说… -拜托 - I mean... - Oh, come on.
这都想不到吗 太业余了吧 You didn't see that coming, amateur hour?
保镖 Guard!
我不知道怎么回事 我们刚才在喝香槟 I don't know what happened. We were just having a glass of champagne
突然他就倒下了 when all of the sudden he fell.
落幕 And scene.
长线诈骗 Long con?
长线诈骗 Long con.
女士 我真的开始不喜欢你了 You know, lady, I'm really starting to not like you.
我真的很想留下看看后续会如何 Now I'd really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out,
但我和大金字塔的约会就要迟到了 but I'm late for a date with a very large pyramid.
等不及想看接下来的发展了 Can't wait to see what happens next.
好兴奋 So exciting!
她唱歌不错 She's a good singer.
她在监狱和你谈条件时 你就该答应她 You should have took that deal when she offered it to you in prison.
你不该害我们被她男朋友抓到 Well, you shouldn't have got us caught by her boyfriend.
怎么是我害的 Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?
如果你不知道 那你真的比我看起来还蠢 Well, if you don't know that, then you really are dumber than I look.
天啊真的好吓人 Jesus! That's really scary.
你看起来都崩坏了 跟僵尸似的 Oh, you look busted. You look like a zombie.
是你干的 You did this.
是你的错 她本该属于我 This is your fault. She was mine.
亲爱的 这姑娘是个满分美女 Honey, honey, honey, homegirl is a hard ten.
而你… And you look like...
像个长肌肉的宝宝 Like a muscular toddler.
我觉得本来就不可能成功 I don't think it was gonna work.
-身高差距… -哦 该死 - The height difference and... - Oh, shit.
等等 我们谈一谈 Hold on. Let's talk about this.
-约翰 你中弹了吗 -没有 居然没有 - John, you hit? - No, surprisingly not.
什么 怎么可能 What? How is that possible?
你怎么松开的 How did you get free?
-他射中了手铐 -他竟然打中东西了 - He shot the cuff. - He hit something?
真走运 Lucky shot.
我们得离开 We're gonna get out of here.
真的得走了 We're really gonna do it.
嘿 你去哪儿 我们是搭档 Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, where are you goin'? We're partners.
我们现在成搭档了 不 我们的搭档关系 Oh, we're partners now? No, our partnership ended
在你让主教电击我的时候就终结了 when you let The Bishop go all shock therapy on me.
没有我你找不到主教的 You're not gonna find The Bishop. Not without me.
多亏了你 我很清楚她会去哪儿 I got a pretty good idea where she's going because of you.
-再见 -我撒谎了 - So, goodbye. - I lied.
-我撒谎了 -“你撒谎了”是啥意思 - I lied. - What do you mean, "you lied"?
都是谎话 全部 I lied about everything. All of it. That whole thing.
我对你 对她 对耶稣宝宝都撒了谎 I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to Baby Jesus.
都是谎话 All of 'em.
关键在于 第三颗蛋不在埃及 Look, the point is, is that the third egg isn't in Egypt.
我才不管蛋在哪 Right. I don't give a shit about the egg.
我只想逮捕主教 还我清白 I care about arresting The Bishop and clearing my name.
没错 但你找不到蛋就找不到主教 Right. But you won't get to The Bishop unless you get to the egg.
而我知道蛋在哪儿 And I know where the egg is.
让我出去 Just get me out of here.
我得到蛋 你得到主教 I'll get the egg and you'll get The Bishop.
来啊 Come on!
求求你了 Pretty please?
你有什么想法 Thoughts?
听到没 You hear that?
嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
上面 Up here.
我们会消失在人群中 恢复自由 We'll disappear into the crowd. We'll be home free.
该死 Oh, shit!
我觉得我们得离开这里 I think we're gonna get out of here.
该死 Shit!
-不 别动 -为什么 - No, no. Don't move. Don't move. - Why?
公牛视力很差 但他们能感觉到动作 Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.
你是在想《侏罗纪公园》吧 You're thinking of Jurassic Park.
不我看了一部 戴维艾登堡主演的自然纪录片 No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.
你想的是 《侏罗纪公园》里的理查德德艾登堡 You're thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.
他们让我快跑 Vámonos. Vámonos. They're telling me to run.
你跑了就会死 If you run, you die.
回答我 片子里有杰夫戈德布拉姆吗 All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?
哦 我的天真的是《侏罗纪公园》 那是杰夫戈德布拉姆 Oh, my God! It was Jurassic Park. That's Jeff Goldblum.
混蛋 Asshole!
快跑 不然就死定了 Run, run, run, run, run or you will die!
谢谢 Thank you!
你什么毛病啊 What's your problem?
别跑 Don't run?
你打算一路上都这样发牢骚吗 You gonna be this grumpy the whole trip?
等你看到我们的座驾再决定吧 你会喜欢的 Wait till you see our ride. You're gonna love it.
挺有趣的吧 This is fun, isn't it?
免费搭火车 Riding the rails hobo-style.
你看过《苏利文的旅行》吗 You ever see, um, uh, Sullivan's Travels?
没有 No, I haven't.
这也不是旅行 别扯了 And no, it's not, all right? Cough it up.
我们要去哪儿 第三颗蛋在哪儿 Where are we headed? Where's the third egg?
好吧 All right, fine.
我想了很多 但我不能告诉你 I've been thinking about this a lot, and I can't tell you.
什么叫你不能告诉我 What do you mean, you can't tell me?
其实不是“不能” 而是“不会” It's not so much of a "can't," it's more of a "won't."
带我去找第三颗蛋 布斯 Take me to the third egg, Booth.
你想动手 You wanna do it?
动手吧 Do it.
你下不了手 对不对 You can't, can you?
因为尽管你跟着我 东奔西跑 扮演窃贼 'Cause even though you're running around with me, playing the thief,
你也不是真正的坏人 兄弟 you're not a real bad guy, Bubba.
我们现在把话说清楚 Let's get something straight right now.
刚才真的很吓人 That was terrifying.
我不是不在乎你 Look, it's not that I don't care about you.
我是不在乎任何人 It's that I don't care about anyone.
我爸是个骗子 My dad was a crook.
诈骗犯 A con man, actually.
他非常厉害 He was the best.
我13岁生日那天 他没出现 Then on my 13th birthday, he didn't show up.
从那以后 我和我妈再也没见过他 My mom and I never saw him again.
我们的老爸可真行 We really got some dads, huh?
我们没有双双去跳脱衣舞真是奇迹 It's a miracle we're not both strippers.
是啊 Yeah.
你看 你爸是警察 所以你成了诈骗犯 Look, your dad was a cop, so you became a crook.
我爸是诈骗犯 于是我成了警察 My dad was a crook, so I became a cop.
我们还挺像的 We're not that different.
我不是要你在乎我 布斯 I'm not asking you to care about me, Booth.
我希望你能帮我 I'm asking you to help me.
帮我抓住主教 洗清我的罪名 Help me catch The Bishop and clear my name,
我会帮你重新成为 世界第一的艺术品窃贼 and I will help you become the number one art thief in the world again.
这是我夺回人生的唯一机会 It's the only chance I have to get my life back.
拜托 Please.
1945年4月 April, 1945.
红军兵临城下 几天后就要攻打柏林 The Red Army's at the gate, days from taking Berlin.
纳粹要完了 It's game over for the Nazis,
这时 被人遗忘的鲁道夫采什 and that's when a forgotten Mr. Nobody named Rudolph Zeich,
希特勒的私人艺术品及古董商人 Hitler's personal art and antiquities dealer,
据说他是唯一 把克里奥佩特拉的第三颗蛋 and the only man ever rumored to have held Cleopatra's third egg
捧在手中的人 in his hands,
他搭乘一艘蒸汽船 从德国逃往阿根廷 hopped a steamer ship and fled Germany for Argentina.
乘客信息显示 他只带了一个手提箱 The manifest shows he traveled with just a single suitcase.
还有16个五吨货物集装箱 仅仅登记为“机械零件” Oh, and sixteen five-ton cargo containers logged only as holding machine parts.
为什么一个艺术品商人 要离开他的老板 Now, why would an art dealer leave his patron's side
绕过半个地球 and travel halfway around the globe,
带走近100吨所谓机械零件 with nearly 100 tons of so-called machine parts?
70年来 各地的业余侦探 宝藏猎人 For 70 years, amateur sleuths, treasure hunters,
和成年处子对这个问题感到着迷 and adult virgins everywhere became obsessed with this question,
想要找到他们认为的 希特勒失落的地堡 obsessed with finding what they believed had to be Hitler's lost bunker,
就隐蔽在南美的某处 hidden somewhere in South America.
我爸就是其中之一 And my dad was one of them.
他会花上好几个周末窝在办公室 He'd spend weekends holed up in his office,
仔细研究旧地图和解密档案 poring over old maps and declassified files.
节假日 他会开车好几个小时 去隐秘的拍卖会 Holidays, he'd drive hours away to obscure auctions,
竞拍最奇怪的拍品 where he'd bid on the strangest things.
包括 Including
一块表 a watch.
那不是一块普通的表 And not just any watch.
而是可怕的 纳粹艺术品商人鲁道夫采什的表 Creepy Nazi art guy Rudolph Zeich's watch.
就是我爸选择爱它胜过爱我的那块表 That same watch my father chose to love more than me.
真是个混蛋 What a dick.
我从不想 和他古怪的宝藏狩猎扯上关系 Never wanted anything to do with his treasure hunt,
即便在他死后 even after he passed.
那是我爸的东西 他拿去好了 That was my father's thing, and he could have it.
但我发现了藏在里面的东西后 But when I discovered what was inside it,
我马上就知道 我手里的 I knew right then that I held in my hand
是第三颗蛋位置的秘密 the secret to the third egg's location.
（阿根廷）
布斯 你让我奔波了三天了 Booth, you've had me traveling for three days
我们绕着圈徒步八小时了 and hiking in circles for eight hours.
那幅地图最好是准的 That map better be right.
别紧张 我们会找到的 Relax, we'll find it.
如果我们找到了 Say we find it.
你怎么能确定蛋就在那里 How can you be sure the egg is actually there?
什么意思 - What do you mean?
我知道红鼻子纳粹鲁道夫 - I get that Rudolph the red-nosed Nazi guy
据说是最后一个碰过那颗蛋的人 is rumored to be the last person to ever hold the egg in his hands,
据说这个神秘的地堡里 有所有被盗的宝物 and that this mystery bunker is rumored to have all this stolen treasure.
你怎么就能确定 第三颗蛋在这里 How can you be sure the third egg itself is actually there?
靠信念 Faith.
信念 Faith?
抱歉 我想明确一下 I'm sorry, I just wanna be clear.
我们来到荒无人烟的地方 是因为信念 So we're out in the middle of nowhere based on faith?
或者说是“直觉” 如果你对宗教没兴趣的话 Or "gut vibe" if you're not into the whole religious thing.
不 No.
我喜欢的是周密的计划 You know, the kinda thing I'm into is a good plan.
一个明智的计划 和现在正相反 A smart plan, the opposite of this.
冷静 我有好消息 Relax. I have good news.
如果我没看错地图 If I'm reading this map right...
我们已经到了 We're here.
-到哪了 -我们到地方了 - We're where? - We've arrived.
就是这里 X marks the spot.
这里…什么这里 就是这里 X... What spot? X marks the spot.
我们到了 是这里 干得好 We're here. Here it is. Great job!
-请不要吼我 -你找到了布斯找到了 - Please don't yell at me. - You found it! Booth found it.
没有地堡 只有屎 There's no bunker. There's shit here.
-我只是告诉你地图画的位置而已 -没有地堡 - I'm just telling you what the map says. - There's no bunker.
告诉我 地图怎么画的 Tell me, what does the map say?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
是的 要往回走很远 Yeah, it's gonna be a long walk back.
你知道要怪什么吗 怪指南针 You know what I blame? I blame the compass.
这玩意是我童子军时期用的 有点迟钝了 I got this thing back in Scouts. It's been a little wonky.
这一直都不是我的特长 It was never my strong suit.
-我能看一下吗 -当然 - Can I see this? - Absolutely.
-我能看一下吗 -当然 - Can I see this? - Of course.
我知道问题在哪儿了 I see what the problem is.
-这就是问题 -你很不友好 - That's the problem. - Oh. That is not kind.
你知道还有什么不友好吗 把我拉到鸟不拉屎的地方 You know what's not kind? Dragging me out in the middle of nowhere,
绕地球半圈 靠他妈的直觉 halfway around the world, based on a goddamn hunch!
该死 Holy shit!
看来他们一直在交电费 Guess they're paying the utilities.
肯定是水力发电 It's gotta be hydroelectric power,
也就是下面某个地方肯定有流水 which means there's running water somewhere down here.
看看那扇门 后面肯定什么都没有 Look at that door. Nothing hiding behind there.
我们要怎么过去 How are we gonna get through this?
该死 Oh, shit!
你是在逗我吧 You have got to be kidding.
那是你爸的手表吗 Is that your father's watch?
不是 这是《低俗小说》里的手表 No. It's the watch from Pulp Fiction.
是的 这是我爸的手表 Yes, it's my father's watch.
我以为你说你砸了的 - I thought you said you smashed it.
我找人修好了 有问题吗 - I had it repaired. Is that a problem?
不 没问题 很高兴你对它没有很敏感 No, it's not a problem. Glad you're not touchy about it.
请闭嘴 Please shut up.
磁铁的乐趣 好了 Uh, fun with magnets. All right.
爸爸… Dad...
请你惦记点好东西 Please be good crazy.
别管那颗蛋了 我们偷这些东西吧 Forget the egg, let's just steal this stuff.
我们不是来偷任何东西的 We're not here to steal anything.
其实我们确实是来偷的 偷蛋 Uh, actually we are. We're here to steal the egg.
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
我偷就是偷 你偷是什么 Oh, I steal it, it's stealing, and you steal it, it's what?
不如我们都闭嘴吧 我说的我们指的是你 How about we just shut up? And by we, I mean you.
你也很粗鲁 You're also rude too.
粗鲁至极 Rude to boot.
我们要如何找到这颗蛋 How are we gonna find this egg?
我不知道 I don't know.
找一个写了“麦高芬”的盒子 Look for a box that says "MacGuffin."
你知道这是什么吗 Do you know what this is?
这是… This is...
这是1931年产 梅赛德斯奔驰770 Yes, this is a 1931 Mercedes-Benz Grosser 770.
这辆我可以轻松转手 以两千五百万美元卖出去 I could flip this for $25 million, easy.
全球只剩三台 四台 There's, like, three of these left on the planet. Four!
现在有四台了 There's four now.
2厘米厚钢材 Three quarter-inch steel,
加强装甲钢板 防弹玻璃 reinforced armor-plating, bullet-resistant glass,
24克拉金内饰 and a 24-karat gold inlay.
这就是个敞篷坦克 This is a convertible tank.
而且车况完美 我跟你打赌 它还能开 And it's in mint condition. I bet you this thing still runs.
它被纳粹人渣开过真是太遗憾了 Too bad it was driven by Nazi scum.
我们不得不烧掉它 多可惜 It's a shame we're gonna have to burn it.
他们怎么把它弄下来的 How did they get it down here anyway?
他们把小零件运下楼再重新组装的 They carry it down the stairs in tiny pieces and reassemble?
是从那里 Through there.
这里一定是在 某个旧铜矿的基础上建起来的 Place must have been built off one of those old copper mines.
这里的通风井很大 延绵好几公里 The shafts down here are massive and go on for miles.
建地堡 送来战利品 封闭通风井… Build the bunker, bring in the loot, seal the shaft...
顺理成章 Bob's your uncle.
顺手牵羊 Who's your daddy?
这词不是这么用的 That's not how it goes.
我知道 I know.
（克里奥佩特拉）
标签 纳粹 小傻子 Well, labels, Nazis, dum-dums.
五秒规则 Five-second rule.
没事 完全没事 一道划痕都没有 It's fine. Totally fine. Not a scratch on it.
你确定不想把它转卖掉吗 我有个熟人 Are you sure you don't wanna flip this one? I got a guy.
我帮你们省省力气吧 Let me save you the trouble.
你每次出场都像见了鬼了 Your entrances are bullshit.
埃及 Egypt?
你以为你说两句话 我就真的跑去金字塔了 Did you really think I ran right off to the pyramids on your good word?
我只需等你们两个逃离低语者 All I had to do was wait for you two to escape from Sotto Voce,
带我找到第三颗蛋 and you led me right to the third egg,
现在我就要从你们手中拿过来 which I'm going to take from you now.
所以 So,
给我吧 uh, hand it over.
来 别害羞 Come on, don't be shy.
做得好 孩子 Good job. Attaboy.
放下武器 Drop your weapon!
这边走那边也去人 This way! On that side.
她怎么找到我们的 How did she find us?
我尾随你们 她一定是尾随了我 I followed you. She must have followed me.
可不是嘛 No shit!
为什么对他们开枪 我以为你和他们是一边的 Why are you shooting at them? I thought you were on their side.
我是他们那边的 但他们对我先开了枪 I am on their side. They shot at me first.
我们要怎么出去 How are we gonna get out of here?
用那个 We take that.
我觉得它上不了楼 I don't think that's gonna make it up the stairs.
它不用上楼 It ain't going up the stairs.
掩护我们 Cover us.
-快点 -我在试 - Go, go, go! - I'm trying!
快走 Let's go.
我们走 Let's go!
-扔出去 -什么 - Throw it. - What?
马上 Now!
你们两个跟我来 剩下的跟上 You two with me, the rest of you follow.
快 Go!
没子弹了 I'm all out.
停车 Pull over!
该死 Shit!
主教 蛋 Bishop, the egg!
你救了我 You saved me.
你爱我 你爱死我了 You love me. You love me like crazy.
该死 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Shit!
我们无路可走了 We're running out of road.
抓稳了如果我们停车 他们会抓住我们 Hold on to something! If we stop, they'll catch us.
那就让他们抓吧 Then let's get caught.
可以之后再逃跑 我一直是这么干的 We can escape later. It works for me all the time.
记得跳车 Make sure to kick clear of the car.
我想再讨论一下这个主意 - I would like to workshop this idea.
该死 - Oh, shit!
和计划的一样 对吧 It's just like we drew it up, right?
哈特利 Hartley?
我会想念你的 You will be missed.
该死可恶 Oh, shit! God damn it.
哈特利 Hartley?
哈特利 Hartley? Hartley?
嘿 你在哪 傻大个 Hey, where are you, you big idiot?
你叫谁傻大个 Who are you calling an idiot?
我在这里 I'm right here.
-你刚刚在蛋和我之间选了我吗 -没有 - Did you just choose me over the egg? - No.
-看起来好像是这样 -我没有 - Well, it kinda looks like you did. - I didn't.
你跑到那里去救我 You went running in there to rescue me.
我手机掉进去了 I left my phone in there.
要拯救它时间有限 You only have a finite amount of time to save it.
还要把它放进米袋 一整套操作 Stick it in a bag of rice, it's a whole thing.
你以为我死了 You thought I was dead.
我没想着你死了 我希望你已经死了 I didn't think you were dead. I wished you were dead.
我看你四处拍着水花喊“哈特利” I saw you splashing around. "Hartley! Hartley!"
是的 好吧 我想把你拉上来 Yes, okay, I wanted to pull you out,
拯救你 让你燃起希望 然后把你按下去 save you, get your hopes up, and then pull you, shove you under.
听着 Look,
我不会小题大做 I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this.
我不会幸灾乐祸 我不是这种人 I'm not gonna gloat. It's not who I am.
有些人是不是要承认 自己现在很尴尬 Would some people say that this is very embarrassing for you?
是 当然 肯定要 Yes, of course. Of course they would.
也许大家都要 Probably everybody.
不过现在都不重要了 But that's not important right now.
重要的是你意识到 你输了 我赢了 What's important is that you realize you lost and I won.
是我们 We.
我们赢了 一起 友谊 合作 We won. Together. Friendship. Teamwork.
这就是故事的寓意 It's called the moral of the story.
我多年来一直想说一句话 And something that I've been wanting to say for years
当着你的面说 to your face is...
将军 Checkmate.
感觉真好 Oh, that feels good.
我有两颗蛋 你只有一颗 你还觉得自己赢了 I've got two eggs, you've got one, and you think you won?
这是怎么算的 How's that work exactly?
并不是一定要赢 你才会输 I don't have to win in order for you to lose.
这整件事最棒的地方就在这里 That's the best part of this whole thing.
只要我拿走第三颗蛋 你就赢不了 As long as I have the third egg, you can't win.
我再也不在乎那笔钱了 I don't care about the money anymore.
说实话 看看你现在的表情 Honestly, look at your face right now.
就是这张脸 太…完美 That face right there. Just... Yeah. Perfect.
天生输脸 一句话 值了 Resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless.
还有更棒的 Also, it just gets better.
作为额外奖项 我的朋友不会另收费用 As an added bonus, my friend here, at no extra charge,
他会给你 is gonna give you
终生监禁 a lifetime supply of prison.
所以…非常棒 So... That's-a nice.
-站起来 -站起来 - Stand up. - Stand up.
我告诉过你结局会如何 Told you how this was gonna end.
你说得对 我是坏人 You're right. I am the bad guy.
我知道信任诈骗的套路 相信我 I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.
你不了解我 布斯 You don't know me, Booth.
你不知道我能干出什么事 You have no idea what I'm capable of.
搞什么 What the fuck?
看看他 Look at him.
天生输脸 值了 Resting failure face. Priceless.
你一直都是为她做事的 This whole time you were working for her?
不是为她 是共同合作 Not for, with.
-是搭档 -是的 我们都是主教 - Like partners. - Yeah, we're both The Bishop.
他告诉你第三颗蛋在哪儿了吗 Has he told you where the third egg is yet?
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you too.
-准备好了 -嗯 - Ready? - Yep.
惊喜 Surprise!
棋盘上有两个主教 There are two bishops in chess.
还有很多卒 - And a whole lotta pawns. - Hmm.
在巴利岛 我把第一颗蛋给了她 I passed the first egg on to her in Bali.
她从低语者那里拿走了第二颗蛋 She took the second egg from Sotto Voce.
而第三颗蛋 我们找到它的唯一方法 And the third egg, well, the only way for us to get our hands on it
就是让你带路 而你做到了 was if you led us right to it, which you did.
我本以为你肯定会发现 I thought for sure you were gonna see through my
“我们不是搭档 我要证明自己清白 "We're not partners, I gotta clear my name,
我是警察 诸如此类” I'm Johnny Law, blah, blah, blah."
说实话 我以为我在监狱演得太过了 To be honest, I thought I laid it on too thick in the prison.
-不 亲爱的 你特别棒 -是吗 - No, honey, you were so good. - No? Really?
多谢 你觉得呢 是不是太过了 Appreciate that. What'd you think? You think it was too much?
我都记下来了 除此以外 挺好的 I have notes. Otherwise, pretty good.
“挺好的” 好吧 "Pretty good"? All right.
我们稍微回退一下 Let's just rewind for one second here.
你电击了他 你电了“中心” You electrocuted him. You went "Downtown."
是的 对了 那个非常痛 Yes. By the way, that hurt like hell.
我知道 很抱歉 我不得不那么做 I know. I'm so sorry. I had to.
不 No.
只有那样我才能递手铐的钥匙给你 It was the only way I could pass you a key to slip the cuffs.
你怎么松开的 How did you get free?
随便吧 Well, anyhoo,
把蛋给我 the egg.
蛋 The egg.
枪都湿了 不可能… That gun is soaking wet. There's no way...
我不是海豹特种兵 I'm not a Navy SEAL.
第三颗蛋 Third egg.
-谢谢 -我们走吧 - Thank you. - Let's take a walk.
都是谎言吗 包括你爸那个催人泪下的故事 So it was all a lie? Even the sob story about your dad?
不 我爸确实是个诈骗犯 我恨他 No. My dad was a con man, and I hated him.
所以我决定变得比他更厉害 So I decided to become better than he ever was.
在他的领域打败他 Beat him at his own game.
布斯 别太苛责自己 Booth, don't be too hard on yourself.
你很棒 比大部分人强 You're good, really good, better than most.
我们对你表示敬意 We got nothing but respect for you.
希望你下次运气好一点 Better luck next time.
我们很想留下聊天 We'd love to stay and chat,
但我们要参加一场很重要的婚礼 but we have an important wedding to attend
而我们恰好有完美的礼物 and it turns out, we have the perfect gift.
别难过 兄弟 No hard feelings, pal.
这就是我们的职业 It's what we do.
我不介意 很有趣 None taken. Super fun time, guys.
我一直很欣赏高水平的出卖行为 See, I always appreciate a quality double-cross.
但我有个严肃的问题 你们有防晒霜吗 Serious question though, you guys have any sunblock?
我没打底 这是喷雾美黑 I have no base. This is a spray tan.
（开罗）
一位父亲的一生中只会遇到一次 今晚这样美好的宴会 A beautiful event like tonight happens only once in a father's life.
所以 当我安排我的独生女结婚时 That is why when I arranged for my only daughter to marry,
我不遗余力获得了举世无双的礼物 I spared no expense to acquire a gift unlike any other.
一份适合女皇的礼物 A gift fit for a queen,
给我的克里奥佩特拉 my Cleopatra.
看吧 两千年来 Behold, for the first time in two millennia,
三颗宝贵的蛋终于首次重聚 all three treasured eggs have been reunited.
哦 我的天艾德… Oh, my God! Ed...
艾德希兰 Ed Sheeran!
我爱你 I love you!
艾德希兰 谁能想到啊 Ed Sheeran, who knew?
天啊 他真迷人 God, he's so cute.
我喜欢他 Yeah, I like that guy.
注意 国际刑警行动 Attention. This is an Interpol police action.
坐在原位 行动很快会结束 Remain in your seats. This will be over shortly.
你们干什么 What are you doing?
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
天啊 别碰我 抱歉 - Oh, my God. Don't touch me. Excuse me!
来啊 Come on, then. Come on! Come on!
这些我们拿走了 非常感谢 We'll take those. Thank you very much.
我们走吧 Let's get out of here.
持有被盗纳粹掠夺品是犯罪 Possession of stolen Nazi loot is a crime.
你被捕了 新娘的父亲 You're under arrest, father of the bride.
不可理喻 This is outrageous.
放开我 你们知道我是谁吗 我出演过《权力的游戏》 Get off me. Do you know who I am? I was in Game of Thrones!
我是艾德希兰 混蛋 I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!
（撒丁岛）
（六个月后）
这个高达奶酪真难吃 This gouda is disappointing.
游艇这么时髦 我还以为会有好吃的奶酪 Such a fancy yacht, you'd think they could stock some decent cheeses.
那不是奶酪 是生猪肉 That's not cheese. That's uncooked pork.
我听说绛虫有助减肥 I've heard tapeworms can be quite slimming.
见到我很意外吗 Surprised to see me?
我们感到意外的是 你花了这么久才找到我们 Well, we're just surprised it took you so long to find us.
我其实…我是昨天到的 Oh, I actually... I came aboard yesterday.
你们床戏到最后的喊声有我一份 You weren't the only one crying at the end of your lovemaking.
有趣的是 达斯在海滩上找到我后… You know, funny story, after Das picked me up on the beach...
看来你朋友不够了 Looks like you ran out of friends.
她把我送到了地球上唯一一个 She sent me to the only place on Earth that actually is worse
真的比她Instagram账号 还糟糕的地方 than her Instagram account.
但后来我想起来 But then I remembered
我挺擅长逃脱的 that I'm pretty good at escaping from things.
所以我就逃了 So I did.
我对沙滩上发生的事生气了吗 Look, am I upset about what happened back on the beach?
当然没有 一切都很好 有爱又有蛋 Absolutely not. All's fair in love and eggs.
我是来祝贺你们两位的 I came to congratulate you both.
感谢你的认可 你想怎样 Great. Glad you approve. What do you want?
我一向宽宏大量 Well, I'm big on forgiveness. I always have been.
但我记性很好 But I'm not so big on forget-ness.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我想说我的翻转结局 I'm talking about my twist ending.
你们出卖亿万富翁前 You know the 300 million you guys got on the eggs
靠蛋获得的三亿美元 before you double-crossed the billionaire?
对了 品味不错 Nice touch, by the way.
总之 我给了我们的朋友 达斯警官一点小提示 Anyhow, I gave our friend, Inspector Das, a little jingle
告诉了她你们存钱的 and I tipped her off about that secure Cayman Island account
开曼群岛安全账户 you stashed it in.
结果那账户没有想象中那么安全 Turns out, it's not as secure as one might hope.
都取走 Take it all.
（资产冻结）
看 我们扯平了 See? Now, we're even.
大家都输了 没人拿到钱 我们又可以做朋友了 Everyone loses, no one gets the money and we can all be friends again.
别废话了 你有什么条件 Cut the shit. What's the offer?
有一个新目标 There's a new score.
资金翻倍 挑战翻三番 另外最棒的地方来了 Double the payout, triple the challenge, plus, here's the best part.
这是三人合作的盗窃工作 一 二 三 It's a three-thief job. One, two, three.
我猜猜 如果我们不同意 And let me guess, if we don't say yes,
达斯警官已经在来抓我们的路上了 then Inspector Das is on her way right now to arrest us.
是的 开着超快的船 Yes, in very fast boats.
知道我觉得哪里好笑吗 布斯 Know what I think is funny, Booth?
范迪塞尔面试《猫》的视频 真的存在 Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.
就是你以为我们会再次与你合作 The fact that you think the two of us would ever team up with you.
下船 Get off the boat.
很好 我会给你们 一人寄一把削尖的牙刷 Great. I'll, uh, send you both a sharpened toothbrush.
等等 Wait, stop.
反正我们现在也需要偷新目标 Look, we need a new score now anyway.
我知道他让你烦躁 但他挺厉害的 I know he drives you crazy, but he's good.
-你们俩合作无间 -不 并没有 - And you two work well together. - No, we don't.
我们有的 We kinda do.
你相信我吗 Do you trust me?
永远相信 Always.
-你爱我吗 -非常爱 - You love me? - Big time.
我们有彼此就够了 That's all we need.
我们要偷什么 What are we stealing?
这个 This.
弃船了 他们不在船上 It's abandoned. They're not here.
（红色通缉令）
准备好了 Ready?
能有什么问题呢 What could possibly go wrong?
一切都会有问题 Everything.
别太想我 Don't miss me too much.
拜拜 Ta-ta!