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绝对让你瘫倒在地
带我去天堂之城吧
那里有草原和美人
请带我回家吧
带我去天堂之城吧
那里有草原和美人
请带我回家吧
你不是孤身而战
难道你不需要陪伴
人人都需要陪伴
你不是孤身而战
难道你不需要陪伴
人人都需要陪伴
你不是孤身而战
难道你不需要陪伴
人人都需要陪伴
你不是孤身而战
难道你不需要陪伴
人人都需要陪伴
她的笑容总让我想起
那些美好的童年回忆
一切都如蓝天般亮丽
当我注视着她的脸庞
她总会带我去那特别的地方
若我的目光停留得太长
我定会大哭心伤
我甜蜜的宝贝啊
我甜蜜的爱人
她湛蓝的眼睛如同雨前的天空
我不愿在那双眼中看到一丝伤痛
她的秀发让我想起那个温暖安全的地方
儿时的我总去那里躲藏
祈祷雷霆暴雨无声地离开我身旁
我甜蜜的宝贝啊
Welcome to the Jungle
We got fun games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got money honey we got your disease
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha nanana knees knees
I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the Jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you are a sexy girl
Very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my my my serpentine
I I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha nanana knees knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down
Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Won't you please take me home
Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Won't you please take me home
You are not the only one
Don't you think that you need somebody
Don't you think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You are not the only one
Don't you think that you need somebody
Don't you think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You are not the only one
Don't you think that you need somebody
Don't you think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You are not the only one
Don't you think that you need somebody
Don't you think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
Sweet child o' mine
全知全能的拉普
我们向您祈祷
请赐予我们水和食物
我向您祈祷并非为我自己
是为了我的女儿
我好累啊
你受尽苦难
来找我
你受尽苦难
来找我
你们看这是什么啊
快看
它把我的水果都吃光了
拉普
光明之神
原来是我的信徒
我是格尔
是您最后的信徒
我们已经一无所有了 大人
土地干涸了
一切生灵不复存在
但我们对您的信仰从未动摇
如今我们等待着您的承诺...
永恒
您就是在庆祝这个吧
他还以为能获得永恒
不 抱歉
怎么可能给你永恒 你这条狗
我们不过是在庆祝杀戮
我们刚刚击败了黑死剑的主人
-你受尽苦难 -他就没法再用那把被诅咒的剑伤害别的神了
-如果你寻求复仇... -他竟然还威胁要毁了我的帝国
但大人...
您的帝国已经不在了
已经没有人追随您了
还会有更多追随者代替你的
一直如此
我们受尽苦难
我们饱受饥饿
我的女儿死了
以你之名
这是你们的命
你们存在的意义就是替你们的神受苦受难
你们死后 迎接你们的
也只有死亡
你才不是什么神
我不会再追随你了
现在 你这条没用的小命...
终于能派上点用场了
你这条命 就献给我了
如果你寻求复仇...
屠戮众神
迈向永恒
如果你寻求复仇...
召唤彩虹桥
迈向永恒
召唤彩虹桥
实现永恒
屠戮众神 屠戮众神 屠戮众神
这把剑选择了你...
但现在你被诅咒了
有意思
我没觉得这是诅咒
更像是诺言
那么 我的誓言就是...
我会杀光所有的神
过来
过来 凑过来
听我说说太空里的维京人传奇
他又被称作雷神
也叫"索尔·奥丁森"
索尔从小被当作战士来培养
接受教导要为世间带来平衡
为那些无法战斗的人而战
他长啊 长啊
长大成人
他很敏感 像个微笑
他有爱的天性对所有人一视同仁
他爱过一个当侠盗的时装师
还有一次 他爱上一个女狼人...
骑在一匹母狼上
但索尔的真爱是一个地球女人 简·方达
等下 不对
简·福斯特
不过很遗憾
在爱情的战场上 索尔输了
说实话 他那段时间失去了很多人
他的母亲
他的父亲
那家伙
管他是谁
海姆达尔
他弟弟
又是他弟弟
还是他弟弟
可怜的索尔不得不看着自己的星球炸裂
然后他问 "我都做了什么啊"
似乎他爱的人和物全都不在了
所以他把心藏在肥肉之下...
这样他就不会再心碎了
不过他不想再心动 不代表他不会再战斗
他和银河护卫队搭上了伙
启程踏上经典的索尔式冒险
他重塑体型
付出很多努力
化伤痛为动力
从来不在下肢训练上偷懒
他从大叔身材变成大神身材
但在大神身材之下
还是有个伤心的人儿想解放出来
因为索尔这么多年来的各种伪装
都无法隐藏他内心的痛苦
所以他放弃了寻找
接受了这个事实 即他只擅长做一件事
静静冥想 等着有人过来说
索尔
我们需要你帮忙打赢这场仗
索尔...
我们需要你帮忙打赢这场仗
走吧
好的 来吧 暴风战斧
该干活了
搞快点行吗
会死人的
那边见
抓紧
这个给我
你会弄坏这东西的
-我是格鲁特 -哎呀上面全是你的口水
哈喽大家好啊
好啊 看看是谁大驾光临了
-大家都怎么样啊 -惨极了
我们都要死翘翘了
你说这趟星球之旅是个放松的假期
我是说 它会像是个放松的假期
看看那华丽的天空胜景 三个恒星绕着土星
有什么能比这更让人放松呢
有啊 货真价实地度次假
去死吧 渣滓们
-雷霆之神 -雅坎国王
你终于来参战了
就像他们说的 晚了总比不来强
很好
你知道的 我们曾经生活在和平的绿洲中
-但是不久前 我们的神被谋杀了 -谋杀
现在 我们的圣殿已经无人守护
哈伯斯卡的部落还掌控了它的力量
这是我们最神圣的圣地 他亵渎了它
不会再这样下去了
雅坎国王
告诉他们今天在这里发生了什么
告诉他们就在此刻 本人索尔
还有一群乌合之众...
扭转了战局 将他们的名字刻在了历史长河中
我们可能没法稳操胜券...
-但我可以告诉你这些 -来了来了
此时此地就做个了断
他不会要冲着圣殿去了吧 不
干得漂亮 大家
功劳是我们所有人的 我们是团队合作的
齐心协力击退了敌人
付出了最少的损耗
多经典的索尔式冒险啊
好耶
是本好书吗
当然是
我写的
你是 你是简·福斯特博士吗
是我没错
-你好啊 -你好
关于黑洞 你怎么看
很难
-是的 -真的很难
它是...你需要一个3D模型
你看过《黑洞表面》吗
没有
-《星际穿越》呢 -也没有
那部电影把一切都解释的很清楚了
嗯 好吧
黑洞折叠空间
导致A点和B点能像这样共存
你亲手毁坏了你自己的书
是这样 但现在你搞明白黑洞了
-去看看那些电影 -好的
看到了辣味薯片 我得拿一个
那...情况怎么样了
很棒的
那你...
-有没有告诉其他人 除了我 -没有
当人们发现这事之后 他们就会变得很奇怪
他们就...
变得不太一样了
我现在不害怕了
无论如何 也没那么严肃
简 到第四阶段晚期了
一共有多少阶段
-四个 -我们只知道四个罢了
哦你现在是有...
其他地方要去吗 比化疗更重要的
没...
你想试着回到实验室里 对吗
-我有几个想法正在尝试 -好的 停 暂停
我知道你认为你的实验室工作是必须去做的
不然你就会让全社会感到失望 但是
你并没有真正意识到宇宙在向你传达的信息
让我来给你翻译一下
把生活放慢些
用你的能量去跟这个东西战斗
我会用我自己的方式战斗的 好吗
哦对了 仅供参考
"我的方式"不等于一个人在实验室
或许是时候用太空维京人这张牌了
-那不是张牌 -它就是
-没有牌的 -有一张的
它很高 有一头金发 很绚丽
是张很帅的牌
-简 你确定吗 -听着 黛西
我会自己去
搞清楚的
反馈回来的结果都一样
我怕化疗没什么大用
我很遗憾 简
有什么我可以帮到你的 或者你想谈谈 给我打电话就好
闻着像个国王
因为你够格
老帆船牌
卡
欣赏下这个地方 多美啊 是家
是的 家 父亲
-我们来带您回家 -是的
前往阿斯加德星球
阿斯加德不是一颗星球 孩子们
是人民 是你们
现在 我该去往灵界了
我会在英灵殿的宴厅
众神安息之处占据一席之地
哦 还有个事儿
你们有个姐姐来着
现在我要化作神之星尘 与你们道别
快看
你们看见了吗 真的发生了
我在消逝
-不 -父亲
等一下 哥
我们身后出现了一扇不祥的传送门
变身
我是海拉 死亡女神
现在我回到阿斯加德 名正言顺地继承属于我的王位
没人能阻止我
不追随我便受死吧
我们绝不会追随你 女巫 上吧 喵喵锤
这不可能
我把你锤子捏爆了
受死吧
-彩虹桥 -彩虹桥
从这些宏伟而难以移动的碎片之上
你们几乎能感受到它原本的力量
好了 我们该回村子里去了...
去喝点地道的阿斯加德蜜酒
走吧
灾难之神
我们谢谢您
没有了神的保护 我们还担心会陷入无尽的战争
但现在 我们会迎来和平
为了报答您 请收下这些礼物
这是我们的传统 将巨兽赠与我们世界的守护者
-巨羊吗 -好家伙 看着很猛
寇格 你快看 小羊长得可太好看了
雅坎国王 太感谢你了
话说 关于那个神殿的事儿
-我不想谈神殿 -知道知道 我是说如果要谈的话
-我觉得它对生命和其他物质很重要... -这事让我悲痛
-还有愤怒 -好吧我不说了
别忘了带羊
你接受了就要带走
不能返还咯
它俩真是太美了
确实 很美
-也挺爱嚎的 -不碍事的
-我是格鲁特 -我们得找到遥控器才能下载求救信号
你得往回想 你把遥控器放哪了
指不定是羊给吃了
羊才不吃遥控器 别扯了
好吧 我可不会去它们的大便里翻
我爱它们
它们应该永远跟我们在一起
找到遥控器啦
我要宰了它们
-我也是 -管用了吗
不行啊 没用 这玩意儿没充电
-那你该找充电器了 -给我让开
喔喔 住手
-寇格 你没事吧 -没事儿兄弟 好着呢
各位 放松点
这些羊不会闹腾的
闹的话 就把它们煎了吃肉
见人 让它们见见人 它们挺会找话题的
还有 听说有一个特殊的口哨声可以召唤它们
大概是这么吹的
诶 不对
诶 不对 你试试
诶 还是不对
-大家好啊 -克拉格林
你一直都在这吗
对啊 是你说待在船上
这是格伦达 我们结婚了
我是格鲁特
闪婚这事我怎么跟你说的
-说我不该这么做 -对啊
你不能去个星球就娶个老婆
我是格鲁特
可算好了
来吧 求救信号
救救我们 屠神者找到我们了
屠神者
他留他们一口气当作警告
所有这些神都被杀了
我们最伟大的英雄们
现已殒落
可怕
谁能干出这种事啊
-索尔 你在哪 -等一下
刚才那是什么 往回倒一下
放一下这个
索尔 你在哪里
-希芙 -我们这里需要你
我的朋友身处险境 我们必须马上赶过去
开船 兄弟们
或许 我们应该分头行动
我们要救太多人了
看看这些求救...信号
索尔 你没问题吧
我很羡慕你们之间的关系 很美好
可惜 我永远与这美好无缘
兄弟 我能说一句吗
你说呗
都活了上千年 你好像还是不懂自己是谁
我也曾迷失过
后来我找到了人生的意义 遇见了真爱
然后我痛失所爱 天哪真的很难过
但那种蛋疼的感觉还是好过空虚
我希望将来在某一天 你会遇上
让你感到蛋疼的事情
我曾经也爱过
都没有结局
她们不是死得很惨就是写封信把你给甩了
我不确定哪种更糟 所以我跟别人都保持一定距离
我已经喜欢上你们了 可恶 我就知道会这样
你们真的该走了
我会去找希芙的
你们去回应其他求救信号吧
银河需要它的护卫队
-行 我们正准备走 -别说了 我知道分别很痛苦
但这是最好的办法了 相信我
为了缓解分别的痛苦 不如
收下这艘飞船吧 就当是我送给你的分别礼物
你这是要把我的飞船送给我吗
没错 她是你的了
愿你像我一样 和她创造美好的回忆
她是个喜怒无常的老姑娘
但会帮助你脱离困境
-我去发动飞船 -谢谢
再见了 我的老朋友
人类式握手
阿斯加德式握手
变成信不过的小蛇蛇
-你是真能拖 -最后是经典阿斯加德指尖对对碰
-我们走吧 -照顾好我的船员
离开我 他们会很难受的
-快点 -她不算
记住我跟你说的
每当你感到迷茫的时候
看着你所爱之人的眼睛
然后你就会知道自己是谁了
好了 拜拜
不管怎样 让我们铭记美好的回忆
阿斯加德有句俗语 "愿你如奥丁的渡鸦一般迅速前行"
"当我们相聚英灵殿 我们将共饮美酒"
他们走了
又是孤零零的我和你了
暴风战斧
小心点 你这要命的斧头
我们现在做什么 兄弟
我们去救希芙
那是谁 或者什么东西
那是法利加 是法利加人的神
是最友好的神之一
噢不
希芙 是我 索尔
奥丁森
你缺了一条胳膊
我来带你回家
不
把我留在这里吧
我想以一名战士的身份死去
战死沙场 死在战斗中
然后我就能在英灵殿有一席之地了
这个 我也不想坏你美梦
但一个战士要是想去英灵殿的话
得在战斗的时候死去
-但现在你已经幸存下来了 -啊 该死
说不定你的手臂已经在英灵殿了
这里发生什么了
我一直追捕一个疯子
我跟着他来到了这里
-但这是个陷阱 -这个疯子是谁
屠神者 他要来了
他希望杀光众神
阿斯加德是他的下一个目标
-快看 是索尔 索尔 -快带希芙去医院
你这次又招惹谁了
这次不是我的错
我从来没见过这些玩意儿 鬼知道是谁
欢迎回来
那个新来的是谁
那个家伙啊 你会喜欢的
妙尔尼尔
我是索尔啊
你看到我的锤子了吗
妙尔尼尔 快过来
妙尔尼尔
你 回 来 了
妙尔尼尔
打扰一下 你好
你拿的是我的锤子
还用了我的装扮
嘿
够了别闹了
把头盔摘了 让我看看你是谁
快点
嗨
简
让我来给你们讲讲索尔和简的传奇故事吧
他是雷霆之神
她是个女科学家
虽然他们来自不同的世界
但不知怎么的 他们的感情水到渠成
于是他们一起踏上了爱情的旅途
索尔教会了简战士的生活方式
而简教会了索尔人类的生活方式
随着时间的流逝 他们的爱越来越深
她太完美了 不是吗 妙尔尼尔
你得向我保证 你会一直保护她
我也爱你 伙计
如此深厚的一份爱 在不知不觉中产生了魔力
索尔计划起和简的未来 以为生活会一直如此
但他计划得越多 就越害怕失去这种生活
虽然简不愿意承认
她也同样害怕失去
所以 他们之间出现了隔阂
索尔忙着拯救人类
海姆达尔
简也忙着做一样的事
非常繁忙
最终 他们之间的隔阂越来越大
直到他们无法忍受
这段感情进入了僵局
我得通宵工作来整理数据
我也得通宵...把这些都收拾干净
-不过就两个盘子 -是两个盘子和两把叉子
直到一天晚上 这段感情走向了终点
简写了一张留言
索尔读了那条留言
他们的传奇忽然就变成了虚构的传说
至少他们是这么认为的
你还好吗
嗯
有点热
就是感觉 戴着头盔
都快得幽闭恐惧症了
这怎么可能
我们能一会儿再说吗
哦 好啊
很高兴见到你
搞什么啊
屠戮众神
嘿 那是黑死剑吗
太酷了 我只在故事里读到过
那你就该知道 接下来会很痛
痛苦
痛苦不过是弱者编出来的东西
哦 还真挺痛
准备好了吗
别碰我的东西
逃命去吧 你个懦夫
孩子 他们带走了孩子
-妈妈 -妈妈
影子恶魔 真是恶心
围着地球飞两圈了 什么都没找到
那帮懦夫肯定跑了 我们会找到他们的
-真是别开生面的重逢 -你说呢
我们多久没见了 三四年吗
八年七个月零六天
我可没忘
我上次见你 或者说上次没见到你 因为你离开了
我离开了 真是个极简的说法
你离开了 本来就是
你给我写了封很漂亮的手写信
我当时在那儿 我应该知道的
-事实上你不在 -我在
因此 关于留言
并且如果你没在那儿看着我走 说不定走的人是你
有道理
-倒不是说这有多重要 或是... -不
-就是理下时间线 好吗 -好啊
不如说我们同时分手和被分手
你现在又要走了
米埃克 我需要所有目击者提供详细信息
达瑞尔 去整理失踪孩子的名单
陛下 我的女儿被带走了 我不知道她在哪
我们会找到她的
伙计们 他们在流血 带人去医院 快
-达瑞尔 -陛下
我们要为这一团糟准备个表演吗
大家需要找点乐子
特别现在这种危急的时刻
特别是现在
我没听见她说不
真巧 我也是
阿斯加德 晚上见
我们开幕先演熟睡的小孩
前女友 是吧
-曾经的前女友 -朱迪·福斯特吗
-简·福斯特 -跑了的那个
跑了的那个
-也就是逃走 -嗯嗯
没错
看见你的前女友和你的前战锤
并肩作战 关系还挺好 你一定很难过
你干嘛呢 兄弟
快点
到老爸手里来
快点 妙尔尼尔
你在这啊
你好啊
-你知道我觉得我们应该怎么做吗 -我正在叫你呢
建立一支军队
用什么建
-我们刚死了一半士兵 -有一半总是死的
-所有人回家吧 -孩子们在哪里
我保证很快就会通知你们
得有人告诉我们发生了什么
我们会找到他们的
-我就是不明白 -你知道吗
这全是我们的错
别吵了
阿斯加德
朋友们 我们不能内斗
危急时刻 我们要团结一致 共同战斗
我明白现在是什么情况
你们很害怕
对吧
恐惧
害怕
焦虑
如果我们想找到孩子 就必须先扪心自问
抱歉 米埃克
你一直弄出嗡嗡的噪音 我没法鼓舞军心了
你在干什么
-她在做会议记录 -哪有时间做什么记录
想让孩子们回来吗
我去去就回
米埃克 记下来
不
暴风战斧 你干嘛
是因为妙尔尼尔吗
所有人 立刻出去
没找到人
你的斗篷着火了
没事 它会自己长回来的
我会跟你要维修费的
听着
关于这家伙 我们知道什么
他在暗影中穿行
还借助影子创造影怪物
没错 可怕的怪物
他手中还有黑死剑
你问我怎么知道的
因为他差点用这玩意把我脸捅了
黑死剑是什么
它是上古兵器 自古流传到现在 经手多任主人
它拥有屠神的能力
它会不断腐化它的主人 最后弑主 也就是说
-所以黑死剑感染了他 -感染 对 就是这样
所以我们要对付一个被诅咒的影子僵尸绑匪
很好 我们什么时候出发
索尔
你能看见我吗
警报 有个飘着的头
是阿斯特德
海姆达尔之子
阿斯特德 你们没事吧
我早就不叫阿斯特德了
我现在叫艾克索
他是地球上一个流行乐队的主唱
枪炮玫瑰
阿斯特德
你父亲为你起了个非常维京的名字 我要尊重他的想法
-艾克索 -阿斯特德
-我说艾克索 -阿斯特德
-艾克索 -叫混蛋行了吧 你就听他说吧
行吧 艾克索
-你们现在在哪儿 -我不知道
我还不会使用我眼睛的能力
你父亲教过我 我可以教给你
我需要你集中精神 伸出你的手
很好
现在思想集中 闭上双眼
索尔
嘿孩子们 你们还好吗
你问我们还好吗 瞧瞧我们现在在哪儿
我们在一个到处是刺的牢笼里
啊对 是不太好
-你会做点什么吗 -对 会的
但不是现在 我现在就是个幻像 你们看
-看到了吧 -我们会怎么样
谁知道呢 我是说 现在的情况非常非常糟糕
但好消息是 作为阿斯加德人
你们死后会进入英灵殿
我的天啊 闭嘴吧
等等 等等 听着
好吧 没关系的 孩子们 别哭 别哭 没事的
听着 我有一个计划
我正在组建一支非常非常厉害的队伍
我们有...
寇格叔叔
女武神陛下
对...
我的前女友简 这事太复杂我就不多说了 好吧
但这是支一流的小队 你们肯定还没反应过来就已经回家了
没错
我知道你们在哪了
我会救你们出去的
我很害怕
我们都很害怕
索尔 索尔 救救我们
让我离开这 你保重 好吗
照顾好自己 再见了 好吗
艾克索 让我离开这里
他们在暗影维度
你怎么知道
那里的黑暗不同寻常
仿佛没有任何色彩 肯定没有错
好吧 如果需要的是色彩
那我们带点彩虹吧
带点彩虹 这是一句口号还是什么
她才成为雷神没多久
她是很擅长救人 但其他方面还有待提升
-她创造多少口号了 -很多
是我操之过急了
等等 他能在影子中移动 他又要去暗影维度
他在那里不就是最强的吗
你说得对 我们不能贸然前往
可能是陷阱 也有可能让孩子们陷入危险
我们需要增援 我们应该组建一支军队
你跟我想到一块儿去了吗
-我在想 -在想什么
-想什么 -我也在想
全能之城
什么是全能之城
那里住着全宇宙最强大的神明
我们可以组建起一支前所未有的无敌战队
我们可以找拉神 赫拉克勒斯 图玛陶恩加...
可能还有羽蛇神克察尔科阿特尔
还有宙斯 最年长最智慧的神
-你刚刚说宙斯吗 -对 宙斯
宙斯 宙斯本人
没听说他还有别的名字
你觉得我的神会在那儿吗 石人尼尼
一切皆有可能 寇格...
但如果他们在 我们就邀请他们加入小队
好耶
暴风战斧
冷静 放轻松
不不不 兄弟
暴风战斧的彩虹桥太不稳定了 我们才不走
你自己看看刚才什么情况
那我们也不能骑着你的小马过去吧
-坐不下这么多人 -你说什么鬼话
我的战歌超级棒
我的暴风战斧也很棒
暴风战斧只是需要一个媒介
任何能够遭得住太空旅行的东西都行
我就喜欢听她讲科学
战斧的力量可以带我们过去
就是需要什么东西帮它把能量聚集起来
这样就不会那么...不稳定
你懂的
如果我们有船 就能把暴风战斧作为能量源坐船走
就像引擎一样
-就像引擎 -你们需要船吗
我有船
把座椅都拿下去
还有你们几个 去把羊绑在船头
我们十五分钟后出发
所有人注意 只带必需品
那是必需品
你很快就把我忘了 对吧
你真厉害啊
-哦 嘿 -你好
-我过来和老朋友叙叙旧 -嗯
我一直想对你说声抱歉
之前表现得有些奇怪
我最近一段时间有点迷失自我了 你懂的
试图找回真正的自我 不过有点迷惘
然后突然之间 我看到了你 打扮成了我的样子
这可真是...
这对我来说也挺难以置信的
所以你是怎么...
和战锤相遇的
发生了什么事
说真的 我听到妙尔尼尔在呼唤我
哇哦 是嘛
所以我来这里调查 然后...
那些碎片就开始躁动发光了...
-离谱 -然后我就成了雷神
不过你这么穿很棒 很适合...
就是试试
回头见
五分钟后启程
怎么了嘛
只是聊聊而已
别丢下我 妈妈
不要害怕
亲爱的 即使我不在
你也不会孤单的
无论发生什么
一定要勇往直前
-嘿 -你还好吗
我很好
水池可能不这么认为
你真的觉得我该去吗
我的身体没有任何好转
你是雷神 当然该去了
再说 不然你还能干什么
你是个维京战士了
这意味着你最好战死沙场
而且最好特别痛苦
不然可进不了英灵殿
这就是我的计划
你的王国和子民怎么办
我喜欢做国王的感觉
我也深爱着我的人民
但基本就是开开会 飞鸦传书罢了
而且会议可能也就是飞鸦传书
我太怀念战斗了
也很想念我的姐妹们
所以你必须去 因为我需要你做我的姐妹
好啦 该走了 你收拾好了吗
你呢
好了
手雷吗
不是 这是便携小音箱
走吧
要是你不介意帮我保密水池的事...
我会帮你保密
我的阿斯加德子民们...
祝我们好运吧
我们会如同奥丁的渡鸦一般迅速前行
我们会带着孩子们归来
许多许多的孩子
然后我们就召开盛宴
不是吃孩子哈
现在我们不这么干了
那是一段黑暗的时代...
耻辱的时代
好 我们该出发了
你...最近还在溜冰吗
没有了 你呢
每周末我都去
一旦开始溜冰 那可停不下来
-对吧 寇格 -一朝上冰场 永世好兄弟
嘿 能跟你商量点事吗
好啊
我就在想 等我们遇到了坏人...
我能不能造点口号 比如说...
"吃我一锤 啪"
或者
"给我瞧好了 嘭"
或者...
不...我最近绞尽脑汁在想这些
我觉得非常酷 我的话就是...
"此时此地就做个了断"
这句真不错
我花了好久来打磨这句话
你也可以的 只要多练习就好了
这是我第一次对付恶人
第一次总是最难忘
是啊
你有女朋友了嘛
哦不 没有
我太忙了 没时间 你知道的...
有工作和其他一堆事要处理
好吧
让我检查一下这个地方
太酷了
谁太酷了
我说这些建筑物
发生了什么
-啥 -我似乎...
感觉到来电了
什么来电 对简吗
-对啊 -你可别瞎说什么来电了
上次我俩来电都已经是很久很久以前了 我觉得你...
-也许来电的人是你 -对对对
-兄弟别慌 咱俩一伙的 -我不知道
我很清楚咱们在哪伙中 好吗
在简的那伙
索尔永远都能重新振作起来
-对 -比如说 当时海拉毁了他的锤子
他就在死星的核心中造出一把斧子
他就是用这把斧子砍下了灭霸的头
讲的不错
这故事真不赖啊
既然你们谈到了砍头这事...
我还真想试试
这是什么
哦...
哇哦哇哦...
啊嗷
这位是奥克提
你好哇 奥克提
最近过得如何啊
你们知道奥克提喜欢什么吗
他喜欢身首分离
怎么了 刚刚你们还挺喜欢砍头的啊
好吧 好吧 好吧
不要奥克提了
-嘘 安静点 -我好害怕
这位小朋友
我曾经认识一个很像你的小姑娘
她既勇敢又机灵
还很风趣
对了 她还喜欢画画
问你一个关于神的
问题
他们本该保护你们的 不是吗
那他们在哪儿呢
-索尔正在赶来 -没错
很好
我就等着他来呢
不然我干嘛要抓你们
这里是非请勿入的 所以我们要低调地混进去
幸运的是 我很擅长伪装
希腊哲学家
我弄来了这些
那都是啥
真正的伪装
几位情绪之神的斗篷
每种颜色代表不同的情感
-情绪之神都去哪了 -最好别问
噢天哪
孩子们 欢迎来到金色殿堂
宇宙中最强造物神的聚集地
这里有魔法之神
梦神
木工之神
你们看那位
那是包包 饺子之神
-嘿 包包 -包
看上面 各位
那是石头人的神 石人尼尼
嘿 我是石人尼尼
宙斯 宙斯 宙斯
对
宙斯来也
他来了
那个男人 那个神话 那个传奇
不知道你们发现了没 我从他身上学了很多
他就是闪电之神 我是雷霆之神
我的灵感来源
真不错
一会儿找他搬救兵的时候记得先提这事儿
但我们怎么上去
用飞的吗
我们不能打断他的登场
他最有名的就是登场仪式
雷霆霹雳 雷霆霹雳
好耶
宙斯
好棒 雷霆霹雳
秩序
安静
我在此开启
诸神的神圣议会
我们有很多庄严的议题
要讨论
比如
今年的狂欢盛宴在哪里开
这家伙认真的吗
讲真的 我没生气
对 我相信他说得有道理 好吗
-接下来我们要公布 -抱歉
以神之名献祭人类灵魂最多的赢家
好吧 可能他没那么好
确实不怎么好
不 我觉得接下来也不会有什么更好的话题
这些神帮不上什么忙
但是那个雷霆霹雳应该对我们有用
简走右路 索尔走左路
我们冲上去 把那玩意抢走就完事儿
-好 动手吧 -不不不
我们不偷也不抢
更别说是抢宙斯了
等时机一到我就会和他谈谈
时机已到
-时机还没到 -谁在讲话
谁在交头接耳呢
-就是他们 -寇格闭嘴
你们几个对大家有话要说吗
对不起
一分钟后我就要上去敲他脑壳了 有话快讲
字面意义上的敲脑壳
士别三日 你们面目全非
您好
首先我要说 能来参会
-是至高的荣誉 -我听不清
你不如来台上说
那里的讲台吗
对啊 你看到那块很像舞台的区域了吗
明白了
借过一下
抱歉抱歉
祝你好运 哥们儿
神威宙斯 哇哦
还有宇宙诸神
我是来求助的 我要组建一支军团
有一个名叫屠神者的疯子 正准备把我们都干掉
他四处征伐
许多星球和国度已经彻底失守
他所过之处一片狼藉
但我知道他在哪
只要诸位肯帮忙
我们就能赶在他杀害其他神之前终结他
那家伙啊
杀了几个低等小神而已
多大点事儿
小帅哥 如果你没别的要说了
就回到座位上安静点吧
抱歉 您听见我刚说的话了没有
他在四处屠杀
这话我只想说一次
你现在闭嘴
悄悄地
你离我把你赶出盛宴只差这么一点了
宙斯 我们应该有所行动了
你现在不能参加盛宴了
你听听我们的劝吧
够了 绑起来
陛下 您一声令下 我们就行动
-听我信号行动 -嗯嗯
信号是啥
信号就是冲
让我们看看你是什么牛马
脱下你的伪装吧
弹指神功
该死的 你弹得太狠了
我们要去帮他吗
再等会
来点葡萄吗
那玩意看起来像个害羞的西葫芦
你的同伴呢
-把他们的伪装也给弹走 -噢不不不 别弹我们
我们自己来
-伪装脱掉了 -伪装脱掉了 好了吗
阿斯加德人
我以为奥丁死后你们都灭绝了
你是索尔
雷霆之神
我看不是雷霆
是小闪电吧
说得好 老爸
宙斯 这些都不重要
他抓走了阿斯加德的孩子们
那你来找我们是什么意思
我们又不是神届警察局
神只负责照看自己的子民
不会坐视不理 也不会多管闲事
阿斯加德的麻烦
阿斯加德自求多福
伟大的神竟然沦落至此
我的英雄 宙斯
怂了
我讲几句
第一 对 我就是怂
格尔手里有黑死剑
也就是说 他可以杀了我们
情况不妙
第二 我知道你想要拯救苍生
我懂你
但你现在只会引起恐慌
恐慌是要不得的
我们在这里很安全
而你 我的朋友
在这里也很安全
所以冷静冷静 小屁孩
喝点小酒 吃点水果
在全能之城
你可以随心所欲
第三 永远不要跟宙斯顶嘴
我弹得太用力了 我给你把衣服穿上
现在我允许你穿上衣服
弹弹弹 毕竟今天是金殿盛会
不是全裸节
就算你不打算帮忙 至少把你的武器借给我们
我们需要你的闪电
我的闪电叫雷霆霹雳
所以 你求借人家的秘密武器的时候
起码把这个秘密武器的名字喊对了
我可以借用雷霆霹雳吗
雷霆霹雳
不行
别担心
屠神者
他无法迈向永恒
永恒
迈向永恒是什么意思
完蛋了
永恒
永恒是宇宙中心非常强大的存在
他可以授予第一个到达的人一个愿望
就是个许愿井吗
想想屠神者如果迈向了永恒 会许什么愿
如果他到了 那么他就可以在瞬间抹杀所有的神
-宙斯 我们必须马上行动 -他到不了的
他没有钥匙
你们就是这样做神的吗
像懦夫一样躲在宫殿里
或许神真的堕落了
你们不愿意帮忙就算了 我们自己去阻止他
恐怕我也不能让你去
这是个隐秘的地方
只有众神知道它的所在
而你知道这个地方
所以屠神者就可以利用你
来找到我们
情况不妙
所以现在
你想走也不行了
守卫
嘿
我们现在可以执行我的计划了吗
可以 揍他一顿吧
太棒了
喂 你没说冲啊
我来啦
索尔 接着
寇格
小瓦 快躲
寇格
索尔
不
别啊 寇格
索尔
我要散架了
宙斯
下一个死的就是你 奥丁森
这才是闪电声
不
小寇 小寇
索尔
-小寇 -我在这下面
哪啊 你在哪啊 我会把你弄出来的 放心吧
-寇格 小寇 -我在这儿
我居然没死
哦我天 太好了 你还活着
看来石头人的嘴是最能活的
听着小寇 我需要你要去召唤山羊船过来
我会尽力
-你要拼命保护他 -我会的
准备好刺激一把了吗
现在你得掩护我背后
小瓦 8点钟方向
7点48分方向
可恶 我能做到的
不是这样
也不是这样
这样也不对
加油啊 寇格 口哨给我吹起来
我成功啦
然后山羊船破窗而入 拯救了我们 我们飞出窗外
这就结束啦
又是一场经典索尔冒险
我不敢相信你竟然杀死宙斯了
粉圈不是总在说嘛
不要私联偶像
重要的是 我们正在想办法救你们
你们怎样 过得还行吗
我们还好 就是有点害怕
好吧 我知道恐惧的感觉
我想告诉你们 我在你们这个年纪时
未必能有你们勇敢
真的吗
其实你们可能是我遇过最勇敢的阿斯加德人
你们都是
我需要你们继续保持勇敢 好吗
还要互相照顾 你们现在是一个团队了
牢笼孩子队
你们能做到吗
嗯 我们应该可以做到
我对你们有信心
好吗
-索尔 -怎么啦
能见到我的偶像 我很高兴
哇 谢谢了 孩子
孩子们怎样了
你应该能明白 毕竟他们还是孩子 有些许害怕也很正常
但是我告诉他们 一切都会好起来的
你骗他们了
我们还有计划吗
-当然有了 -不 已经没计划了
-有计划 -没计划
我们连召集天神战队都失败了
-寇格还死了 -他没死啊
-我没死 -反正只剩了个头
而你 你被羞辱得体无完肤
不 是被脱光光了只剩肌肤罢了 可是我无所谓啊
-简呢 -我也无所谓
-寇格呢 -我爱惨了
重点是我们比之前更脆弱了 现在进入暗影维度
-这就是送死 -不 没有人会死
-好吗 -真的吗
没事啦 我们刚才表现不错啊
-我们杀了宙斯 -是你杀的
你或许觉得 这件事对整个宇宙来说可能是灾难性的 也可能不是
当然了
我们可能一辈子都要受整个神界追捕
但是 你偷了这件夺目的武器
你看 这就是我们的战队了
它又光亮又纤细又强大又漂亮
不过是属于你的 我爱死它了
只属于你 女武神
反正这也不是我的菜
我 我的武器还搁外面呢
可否借你的酒杯一用
啊 在这儿呢 我的老朋友
刚才出场可真惊艳啊
听着 嗯
我们和好了吧
你怎么说
我不会因为有前任武器在场感到尴尬的 对吧兄弟
妙尔尼尔 那都是过去式了
现在只剩我们俩了 兄弟
这样吧
我觉得是时候让你喝第一杯啤酒了
你说呢
好喝是吧
我们最近都在吵架 对不起
嘿
噢 嘿
景致很壮观是吧
是啊 很漂亮
如我所说 你刚才太威武了
你和妙尔尼尔都是
嗯嗯
太空海豚
-什么 -你应该看看太空海豚
-哇哦 -是吧
太美了
-天哪 -它们特别漂亮 特别罕见
它们是非常忠诚的生物
交配后便会一起度过一辈子
不过他们是六人行
只有爱
天哪兄弟你真辣
惹得我想把你压
我们终于相逢时 这晚会暖到爆炸
咱再一起造点娃
这首歌是我爸向我另一个爸求偶时唱的
当两个石头人人想造人的时候 他们就会跑进山里
一起泡入小熔岩池
他们在热熔岩里牵手
一个月后
才放开手
一个美丽小石头人宝宝就出生了
噢 迷人又性感
有没有什么人对你来说是独一无二的呢
有...
太多独一无二的了
但是吧 我也不知道
我不确定还想不想再体验一次
是因为你女朋友战死了 而你一直不能原谅自己吗
然后你就喝得酩酊大醉 想在酒里找到答案
还有那些毫无意义的放纵 只是为了麻痹你的痛苦
而不是给你带来真的幸福或满足
对 差不多吧
它们好美
美丽的存在
简
-索尔 -我想要因为你而感到蛋疼
啥
对我来说 我想...
我...
我想有那种痛心的感觉
我想这个让我心痛的人应该是你
这解释还是不够好
不太对是吧 该死
我朋友告诉我 宁可为失去爱而有那种蛋疼的感觉
也好过从来没有感受过爱
甚至麻木不仁 活成一个空壳 我觉得他说得有道理
很久以来 我就是一具空壳
我推开身边的人 和他们保持距离
只是因为害怕失去
但我不想再这样下去了 我不想再这样活着
关上心门总比感到心痛强
我就是这么做的
对 我关起我的心门然后做冥想
-你也冥想吗 -我不 那好无聊
其实这只会让我更愤怒
但我不愿再为了所谓的命运自暴自弃
不愿再纠结于抱怨这个世界还要让我失去多少
我想要活在当下
我想把每天都当成最后一天过
把一切顾虑抛在脑后
我想要 我想要和你在一起 简
你觉得呢
我得了癌症
不好意思 你说什么
我时日无多了
-等一下 到底怎么了 -再见
不不不不
简 简 简
-怎么回事 简 -我说什么了
我不是那个意思
开玩笑的
我
才没得癌症呢
咱们去大打一场吧
简 我很抱歉
不用觉得抱歉
什么时候查出来的
嗯
半年前
当时我只是觉得很疲惫
然后他们就告诉我已经发展到晚期了
准备后事吧
然后我听到了妙尔尼尔在召唤我 所以
我就想 也许
如果科学没有用的话 也许
维京人的宇宙魔法有用呢
这就是你来新阿斯加德的原因
对 我觉得雷神锤可能能救我...
我觉得我有好转了
也可能没有
简 你我都不知道我们还剩下多少时间
你不知道明天会发生什么
而妙尔尼尔 它选择了你
它选择你是因为你有资格
这意义非凡
当我第一次见到你的时候 我还没有资格...
我无法举起我的锤子
那时你告诉我 没有比帮助弱小更伟大的使命了
是你让我变成配得上它的人
所以无论你想做什么 我们都可以一起
好的
那 你想干什么
我想让那些孩子们回到家人身边
我想完成这个任务
你听着像一位真正的雷神
现在感觉如何
很恐惧
你呢
难过
有多难过
-特别难过 -那好吧...
我很好奇这俩人在外面聊啥呢
他们才没在聊天呢
原来如此
你觉得他们俩会不会在热熔岩池上手拉手
然后造个索尔宝宝出来
不大可能 非常遗憾
哦 太可惜了
我觉得索尔肯定会是个好爸爸
嘿 咱们到了
所有的色彩都去哪了
他们不在这儿
那他们在哪儿
这是什么破地方
钥匙是彩虹桥
中计了
你能告诉我刚才你为啥把暴风战斧扔出窗外了吗
他要用它去打开迈向永恒的门
我们不要再这样见面了
把斧头叫来
你什么时候去看牙医我就什么时候给你看看斧头
召唤战斧
告诉我那些孩子在哪儿不然我就杀了你
召唤战斧
你这神还不错
你对神
一无所知
你寻求诸神的协助
而他们毫无作为
在这一点上 我们是相似的
他和你完全不同
你说什么
我说 你和他没有一丝共同点
没错 我可不是个伪君子
我真的在创造和平
什么和平 你正在谋杀无辜的神祗
无辜
你是个女武神吗
对
哈哈 这太有趣了
噢 诸神也辜负了你...
当你的姐妹们遭到屠杀
不许你提起...
当你心爱的女人战死在沙场上
你是否会向众神祈祷
当你的家人被残杀
你是否祈求过他们的帮助
和你聊天很开心
至于这边这位
你很有趣
你和他们不同
没错
你就快死了啊
我很遗憾
我们俩是一样的
就像黑死剑赋予了我力量一样
雷神之锤赋予了你力量
但它却没有改变你的命运
众神只会利用你
但不会帮助你
这个世界上没有
永恒的奖赏
给我们
她很快就会逝去
而你知道是谁会对她视而不见吗
我让你猜一猜
我了解你的痛苦
爱就是痛苦
我也曾有个女儿
我将希望寄托在众神上 希望他们会救我的女儿
而她
还是死了
现在我明白了
我女儿很幸运
她不需要在一个由邪恶神祗掌控
一个充满折磨
充满痛苦的世界中长大
选择你的爱人
召唤战斧
-你还好吧 -当然
嗯 我有点想杀了这家伙
我也是 但是我们要活捉他
他是我们找到那些孩子的唯一线索
噢 谢谢你 山羊先生
小瓦
我们得把她送出去
没事的 我在
嘿我们来了 来吧 我们走
暴风战斧 带我们回家
...这个速度是我们前所未见的
听着 我们还有很多激进的治疗方式可以尝试
但是有某种东西正在干扰她身体抵抗癌症的能力
我很抱歉 索尔
噢 你在这呢
发生什么事了
啊 就是有个傻子造了个没有门的冰箱 你敢信吗
别担心 我拿了它里面所有的好东西
小瓦怎么样了
噢 她应该会很痛 但她还情况稳定
那就好
现在 你得把这个从我身上...
-拔掉 -哇哦 不不不等一下
让它们插着吧
让这些灵丹妙药起作用 所以...
我需要出去一下
接孩子 呃 可能再顺带杀个坏人
然后我会马上赶回来
你不带我一起去么
呃 对
说好的 什么都一起做呢
他会用那些孩子来让你分心
你需要我
我确实需要你 简
我需要你活着
有你一起战斗真的很棒
肩并肩对抗格尔
但是那把锤子正侵蚀你的生命
每当你使用它 它就会从你身体里汲取足以致命的体力
让你的身体无法抵抗癌症
说好的把每天都当最后一天活呢
我说这话的时候还不知道你的最后一天可能真的快到了
为什么不再来一次冒险呢
简 如果有哪怕一丝生还的机会 你也不能放过
你说话的口吻像一个没得癌症的真雷神
我知道 我听起来一定像个来自新墨西哥州的帅气天体物理学家
生活在梦中
但是 看着我
我想要继续战斗
我成为了神威雷神
而你希望我放弃这一切
如果放弃了这一切 有再多的时间又有什么意义
因为我爱你
我一直都爱着你
而这对我们来说是一次宝贵的机会
如果你再举起那把该死的锤子 那我们将失去机会
由你来选择 简
但如果我没有让你留下来 我们一起想办法解决问题
那我余生的每一天都将在后悔中度过
你最好能及时回到我身边
我会尽我所能 尽快回来
祝你好运
他才会是需要好运的那个
记住 通往永恒的大门就在字面意义上的
-宇宙中心 如果你穿过了彗星群... -我记住了 宇宙
知道了 师父别念了 跳过这个话题
我不会迷路的
你的伤怎么样
-感觉把我肾捅没了了 -真的假的
我也想和你一起去 不过...
我可能有命去没命回 救不回来孩子们
所以你只能自己去
只要毁掉那把剑就好
他的力量都源自那把剑
没了剑他活不了的
嘿 活着回来
我一定
永恒
终于啊
来吧
嗨 孩子们
我就知道他会来的
快走 孩子们 快跑
大伙还好吗
都站在一起 别分散开
线下见面的感觉真不错
好了 大家听我说
我们偷偷走到暴风战斧那里
小心一点 别撞上那些巨型暗影怪物
他们不会就在我后面吧
你们有人打过仗吗
战斗经验
正好 现在就是最好的学习机会
但我们没有你那么强啊
我们只是小孩而已
别忘了 你们可是阿斯加德的小孩
我不是 我只是个狼人小孩
我是米达斯的小孩
-我是法利加人 -好吧好吧
那你们做一天阿斯加德人好吗
拿起你们的武器
拿什么
找到什么拿什么
然后都带到这里来
快 快
好的 真棒 快点
它们快来了 快
快点
今天 是被载入史册的一天
今天 是被后人传颂的一天
今天 我们都是太空维京人
举起武器
任何一个举起武器
真心坚信他们可以回家的人
都有资格
短暂地获得
雷神之力
艾克索将军
将你的军队带到战斧那边
为阿斯加德
我们将拼尽全力
好耶
不
简
毁了那把剑他就死定了
大门就要开了 你得阻止暴风战斧
没事的 我解决他
暴风战斧 停下来
控制一下你自己 看看你在干什么呢
我得把你带走
快点 快点 伙计
快放开 我的朋友
你输了 雷神小姐
第一
我叫神威雷神
第二
如果这个名字你叫不来
叫我简·福斯特博士也可以接受
第三
吃我一锤
暴风战斧
我就知道你可以的
艾克索 带他们回家
简
我没事
你得阻止他
格尔 停下
如果停下来 我还算什么父亲
我理解你的痛苦 但这不是解决方法
你寻求的并不是死亡或者复仇
那你说我在寻求什么
你在寻找爱
爱吗
我为什么要寻求爱
因为那是我们所有人的渴望
你怎么敢弃我而去
你赢了 格尔
这是我能和她共度的最后时光 为什么要浪费在你身上
我选择爱
你也可以选择爱 你可以复活她
许你的愿望吧
我要死了
她无依无靠
她会孤单的
她不会的
爸爸的宝贝
我好想你
我也很想你
-我很抱歉 -没事的
我拿起锤子的那一刻
就好像我已经重获新生
就好像
魔法一样
对一个凡人来讲还不错
对一个神明来讲也还好
我想好我的口号了
-真的吗 是什么 -你凑近点
真不错
-史上最佳 -多谢夸奖
不要再关闭心门
我爱你
我也爱你
保护好她
保护好我的宝贝
让我来给你们讲讲太空里的维京人传奇
她又名
"神威雷神"
又名
"简·福斯特博士"
她牺牲自己拯救了宇宙 告诉我们有资格举起雷神之锤意味着什么
她帮助了众神之子
他们被一道激光传送回家
他们的家从昏沉的小渔村变成了旅游景点
艾克索
我好想你
-你没事吗 -我很好 没事的
-你确定吗 -嗯嗯我没事
-孩子们又过上了安全的生活 -大点声 三
腿再岔开些
尤其是他们的国王要求他们参加防身术练习
-看看这些太空里的小维京人们 -然后是最重要的一步
喊杀声
就连海姆达尔的儿子
艾克索·海姆达尔森
像他爸一样用眼睛放魔法
现在也成为了一名战士
阿斯加德的未来稳如磐石
谈到未来
我也在打造自己的后代
我的身体已经长回来了
我跟一个叫韦恩的家伙造小人
你们问索尔吗
他踏上了一段新的旅程
因为他找到了活下去的理由
倾注爱的理由
一个小家伙把他从忧郁神
变成了奶爸神
早餐好了 快吃吧
你好哇
来吧
嘿 吃早饭啦
打扰下哈
那是啥玩意
这是...这是地球人吃的薄饼
我觉得我不爱吃薄饼
-你可爱吃了 -不 我不爱吃
-不 你爱吃的 -我这辈子都没吃过
快点吃了吧 我们得出发了 要迟到了呢
-你的靴子呢 -我穿着呢
你不能穿这双鞋去
-我就要穿 -不行
-行 -不行
去死吧 你个恶魔
这可是新锅 现在毁了吧
谢谢您嘞
你知道吗 你想穿啥就穿啥
等脚疼的时候别来找我哈
好不好 我才不会同情你
呃好吧 我穿靴子去
谢谢配合
还记得我妈妈跟我说过的话吗
要听大人的话
如果你看到有人受了惊吓或者被欺负了
-你就去照顾他们 好吗 -好的
最重要的是 玩得高兴就好
-好嘞 -好嘞
那妙尔尼尔在哪呢 我把他放哪了
在那边 搁床上睡觉呢
在床上
噢哇
这玩意可弄不掉了
你这是干啥啊
呃 她之前看起来好无聊的
啊
可能确实是
我爱死了
太有创意了
好的...
看到下面那些外星人了吗 长着花纹的那些
他们看起来很友善啊
对 他们是挺好的
所以我们必须得照顾他们
明白了
要保护好人
我爱你 小甜心
我也爱你 索尔叔叔
他们永远与我们同在
太空里的维京人和他的小姑娘
借由神的力量诞生于永恒
两位战士...
为那些无法战斗的人而战
他们的足迹遍布太空 人们给他们起了很多名字
但是对那些最了解他们的人来说
他们俩的名字只是
爱与雷霆
曾经 做为神 我们是有一席之地的
人们会低声呼唤你的名字...
随后跟你分享他们最深切的愿望和梦想
他们祈求你的慈悲...
甚至都不知道你是不是真的在听
而现在...
他们望向天空
他们不再向我们求闪电
不再向我们求雨
他们只想看见一个他们所谓的超级英雄
我们什么时候成了这样的笑话
不
不会再这样下去了
当索尔·奥丁森从空中坠落...
他们会再次畏惧我们
你明白我的意思吗 海格力斯
你明白吗 儿子
明白 父亲
什么情况
噢嘿
简·福斯特
海姆达尔
我看到你现在已经死了
呃...是的
谢谢你照看我的儿子
欢迎你来到众神之地
欢迎来到英灵殿
Oh great, mighty Rapu.
We pray to you
for water and sustenance.
I pray to you, not for me...
But for my daughter.
I'm tired.
You have suffered...
Come to me...
You have suffered...
Come to me...
Ah, what do we have here?
Look at it...
It's gobbling up all my fruit.
Rapu.
Bringer of light.
Oh, it's one of mine.
I am Gorr.
The last of your disciples.
We have lost everything, my lord.
The land is dry.
All life is lost.
But our faith in you, never wavered.
And now we await the promise...
of the eternal reward.
Is this why you celebrate?
He thinks there's an eternal reward.
No... No, sorry.
There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword
-You have suffered -before he could harm any other gods with that cursed blade.
-If it's revenge you seek... -He threatened to end my entire empire.
But my lord...
Your empire has already ended.
There's no one left to worship you.
There'll be more followers to replace you.
There always are.
We have suffered...
And we have starved.
My daughter died...
in your name.
And well, you should.
Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.
There's nothing for you after death...
except death!
You are no god.
I renounce you.
Now, your meaningless life...
finally does have a purpose.
To sacrifice yourself to me.
If it's revenge you seek...
Kill all the gods.
Go to Eternity.
If it's revenge you seek...
Summon... The Bifrost...
Go to Eternity...
Summon... The Bifrost...
Go to Eternity.
Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
The sword chose you...
But you are now cursed.
Funny...
It doesn't feel like a curse.
Feels like a promise.
So this is my vow...
All gods will die.
Come...
Come, gather round...
And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.
a.k.a. "The God of Thunder".
a.k.a. "Thor Odinson".
Raised in the way of the Warrior...
Thor was taught to help bring balance.
Fighting the good fight, for those who can't fight it.
He grew and he grew,
and he grew.
He was sensitive, like a smile.
And his loving nature did not discriminate.
He once loved a swash-buckling fashionista.
Another time, he loved a wolf woman...
on a woman wolf.
But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
Oh, wait no...
Jane Foster.
But sadly...
In the battle for love, Thor lost.
In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days.
His mum.
His dad.
And that guy.
And that guy...
And whoever that is.
And Heimdall.
And his brother.
And his brother again.
And again.
Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
And then he said, "What have I done?"
it seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost.
And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
So it could never be broken again.
But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting.
He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...
and set off on some classic Thor adventures.
He got in shape...
Putting in the hard yards...
Turning pains into gains...
And never skipping leg day.
He went from dad bod to god bod
But beneath this god bod...
There was still still a sad bod, just trying to get out.
Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...
couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.
So, he gave up his search for nothing,
accepting that he was only good for one thing,
waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say...
Thor...
We need your help to win this battle.
Thor...
We need your help to win this battle.
Let's go.
Ok. Come on, Stormbreaker.
Back to work.
We must hurry, okay?
People are dying.
See you down there.
Hurry up!
Gimme those!
You're gonna break it.
-I am Groot! -Oh, you got sap all over it.
Hello, everybody!
Well, well... Look who it is!
-How are we doing, guys? -Horrible!
We're all about to die!
You said, this planet would be a relaxing holiday.
I said, it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.
Well, look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn.
What can be more relaxing than that?
An actual holiday!
Die, Booskan scum!
-God of Thunder! -King Yakan.
You have finally joined our fight.
Well, as they say, better late than not at all.
It's very nice.
As you know, we used to live in peaceful oasis.
-But then, our gods were murdered. -Murdered?
And now, our sacred temple has been left unguarded...
And Habooska's horde took control of it's power.
It is our most sacred shrine and... He desecrates it.
Not for long.
King Yakan...
Tell them what happened here today.
Tell the time that I the Thor...
Ragtag, motley crew, misfit desperados...
Turn the tide in the battle and etch their names in history.
The odds may be against us...
-But I'll tell you this for free. -Here we go.
This ends here, and now!
He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No.
Well done, everybody.
We can collectively take credit for that, because we worked as a team.
We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy...
With minimal loss or damages.
What a classic Thor adventure.
Hurrah!
Good book?
Yeah.
I wrote it.
You're... You're Dr. Jane Foster?
I am.
-Hi! -Hi!
How's the Einstein-Rosen bridge?
Tough.
-Yeah. -Really tough.
It's...You need a 3D model.
You ever seen Event Horizon?
No.
-Interstellar? -No.
That movie explains everything really clearly.
Um, alright.
The Einstein-Rosen bridge folds space...
So that point A and point B will coexist in space, like that.
You just ruined your own book.
Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
-You watch those movies. -Okay.
Saw the hot Cheetos. Had to get it.
So how's...how's it going?
It's going amazing.
Have you...
-Told anyone else besides me? -No.
When people find out. they start acting weird.
They're just...
different.
And I'm not afraid now.
Anyway, it's not that serious.
Jane, it's stage four.
Out of like, how many stages?
-Four. -That we know about.
Oh, you have uh...
Somewhere else you gotta be right now, that's more important than chemo.
No...
You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you?
-I have a few ideas I'm trying. -Okay, no. Time out.
I know you think your lab work is something you have to do.
Otherwise, you're letting down all civilization, but...
You're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...
So let me translate.
Slow. Down.
Use your energy to fight this thing.
I'll fight it my way, okay?
Um, FYI...
"My way" does not have to equal alone in a lab.
Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.
-It's not a card. -Yes, it is.
-There's no card. -There's a card.
It's tall, and blonde, and it's gorgeous.
It is a handsome card.
-Jane, are you sure? -Look, Darcy...
I will figure this out...
By myself.
Results are just coming back the same.
I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
I'm so sorry, Jane.
If there's anything I can do or if you just wanna talk, call me.
Smell like a king...
Because you're worthy.
Old Spice.
Cut!
Look at this place. It's beautiful. Home.
Yes, home, Father.
-We're here to take you home. -Yes.
To Planet Asgard.
Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
It is a people. It is you.
And now it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
I will take my place
in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla, the resting place of the gods.
Oh, one more thing.
You have a sister.
And so now I turn into godly stardust and say farewell.
Oh, look.
Do you see? It's happening.
I'm disappearing.
-No! -Father!
But wait, brother!
An ominous portal has appeared behind us.
Transform!
I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
Now, I return to Asgard, to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne.
And no one will stop me!
Join me or die.
We'll never join you, witch. Mjölnir.
Impossible!
I broke your hammer!
Time to die!
-Bifrost! -Bifrost!
You can almost feel the power
of these magnificent and immovable stones.
Okay, let's head back to the village...
where we can drink some real Asgardian mead.
Come on.
God of Disaster...
We thank you.
We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods.
But now, peace shall reign.
In return for your service, please accept these gifts.
It is tradition, protectors of our world are bestowed with great... beasts...
-Giant goats? -Oh, look at those. They are wonderful.
Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful.
King Yakan, thank you so much.
Listen um... about the temple.
-I don't want to talk about the temple. -I know, but if we were to talk about it.
-I think it's important to life and material objects... -It's making me sad
-and mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking.
Don't forget the goats,
which you accepted and now must take with you.
No backsies.
Awh, they are beautiful.
Yes, they are beautiful.
-They also scream quite a lot. -They'll be fine.
-I am Groot. -We need to find a damn remote so we can download the distress signal.
Well, re-retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote?
One of these goats probably ate it.
Goats don't eat remote. Don't be ridiculous.
Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
I love them.
They should live with us forever.
Found the remote!
I'm putting them down.
-Me too. -Is it working or not?
No, it's not working. It's not charged.
-Well maybe, you need to find the charger. -Get out of the way
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
-Korg, you okay? -Yeah, bro. All good.
Alright. Everybody, just relax.
The goats are going to be fine.
If not, we can just use them to meat.
...ting people... meeting people. They are great conversation starters.
And... been told you can summon them with a special whistle
It goes something like this...
No, that's not it.
No, that's not it. You have a go.
No, that's not it.
-Oh! Hey, guys! -Kraglin!
You've been here, this whole time?
Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
This is Glenda. We're married.
I am Groot.
What did I tell you about jumping into new relationships?
-That I shouldn't be doing that. -Yeah!
You can't get married on every single planet we land on.
I am Groot.
Finally!
Alright, here we go. "Distress Calls".
Please help us! The God Butcher has found us!
God Butcher?
He left them hanging as a warning.
Look at all of these gods, murdered.
Our greatest champions...
now laid to waste.
The horror.
Who could have done something like this?
-Thor, where are you? -Wait, wait, wait.
What was that? Go, go, go back.
Play that one.
Thor, where are you?
-Sif. -We need you here.
Well, my friend is in danger. We must go at once.
Start the ship, my friends.
Oh. Maybe, we should split up.
So many people to save, I mean.
Look at all these distress... calls.
Thor, you're gonna be okay?
I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing.
Alas, it's something I'll never have.
Buddy, if I may.
You may.
After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.
I've been lost before.
Then I found meaning, I found love.
And yeah, it got taken from me, and God, that hurts.
But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.
My hope for you is that one day, you will find something...
to make you feel this shitty.
I have loved before.
Didn't work out.
They either die a brutal death or they dump you with the handwritten letter.
I don't know which is worse, which is why I keep everyone at arm's length.
I've grown too attached, damn it! I knew this would happen.
You must go!
I'll find Sif.
You answer the other calls.
The Galaxy needs its guardians.
-Cool, yeah. We were just leaving. -Shhh! I know this hurts.
But it's better this way. You have to trust me.
To ease the pain, why don't you uh...
Take the ship here, as a parting farewell gift.
Oh, you're giving me my ship?
Yes, she's yours.
May you make as many memories with her as I have.
She's a temperamental old lass.
Serve you well, in a tight pickle.
-I'll start the ship? -Thank you.
Goodbye, old friend.
Human handshake.
to the Asgardian shake.
Into the snake that you cannot trust.
-Really dragging this out. -Finish the classic Asgardian high one.
-Let's go. -Take care of my crew.
It's going to be hard for them.
-Hurry up! -Not her.
Remember what I told you.
You ever feel loss?
Just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
They'll tell you exactly who you are.
Alright, bye.
For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories.
We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens".
I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead.
They're gone.
Alone again, just me and you.
Stormbreaker!
Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
So what do we do now, bro?
Let's go get Sif.
Who or what is that?
Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
Oh no.
Sif! It's me, Thor.
Odinson.
You're missing an arm.
Let me get you home.
No!
Leave me here.
I want to die a warrior's death.
On the battlefield, in battle.
And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
Oh, I hate to break it to you.
But for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
you have to die in the battle.
-You survived. -Ah, shit!
Maybe, your arm is in Valhalla.
What happened here?
I've been hunting a mad man.
I followed him here!
-It was a trap. -Who is this mad man?
The God Butcher, he's coming.
He seeks the extinction of the gods.
Asgard is next.
-Look, it's Thor! Thor! -Take Sif to the infirmary.
Hey! Who'd you piss off now?
It's not my fault.
I've never even seen these things, whoever the hell they are.
Welcome back.
Who's the new guy?
That guy... You're gonna love that guy.
Mjölnir.
Mjölnir!
It's me, Thor.
Have you seen my hammer?
Mjölnir, here boy.
Mjölnir?
Mjölnir.
You're back.
Mjölnir!
Excuse me. Hello.
That's my hammer you got in there.
and that's my look.
Hey!
Enough tomfoolery.
Take off that mask and reveal yourself.
C'mon.
Hey.
Jane?!
Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.
He was a God of Thunder.
And she, a woman of science.
And although they were from different worlds...
Somehow, it just made sense.
And together, they embarked on the journey of love.
Thor taught Jane, the way of the warrior.
And Jane taught Thor, the way of the people.
And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
She's incredible. Isn't she, Mjölnir?
I need you to promise me, you'll always protect her.
I love you too, buddy.
A love that deep, has a way of becoming magical.
Thor set a path towards a future and thought it might hold.
But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life.
And although Jane didn't want to admit it,
she was scared of loss as well.
And so, they built walls between them.
Thor got busy, saving humanity.
Heimdall!
Jane got busy, doing the same.
Real busy.
And eventually, the space between them grew and grew
Until it became too wide to bear.
Some things had to give.
I have to stay up all night, then go through this data.
Well I have to stay up all night cleaning all of this up.
-There's two plates! -It's two plates and two forks!
And then one night, it didn't give.
Jane wrote a note.
And Thor read that note.
And their legend suddenly became myth.
Or so they thought.
You okay?
Yes.
It's a little hot in...
Startin' to feel...
Bit claustrophobic with the helmet.
How?!
Can we talk about this later?
Yeah, sure.
Great seeing you!
What?!
Kill all the gods.
Hey! Is that the Necrosword?
That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
Then, you know this is going to hurt.
Pain.
What is pain, but a construct invented by the weak.
Oh, okay! That's very sharp!
Ready?
Don't touch my things.
You better run, you coward.
The children! They're taking the children!
-Mommy! -Mommy!
Shadow monsters, disgusting.
Flew around the world twice, nothing.
Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.
-Quite a reunion, huh? -Ah, you're telling me.
What's it been like? Three, four years?
Eight years, seven months and six days.
I haven't forgotten.
The last time I saw you or didn't see you, because you left.
Kind of an oversimplification to say that I left.
Ah, no, you left. You did.
You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter.
I should know, I was there.
-You weren't there, actually. -I was.
Hence, the note...
And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left.
Fair point.
-Not that it matters, like... -No.
-Just keeping track, right? -Yeah.
I supposed we both left and both got left.
Now, you're leaving again.
Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses.
Darryl, get all the names of the children who've been lost.
Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, and I don't know where she is.
And she'll be found.
Guys, they're bleeding! Get them to the infirmary, now!
-Darryl! -Majesty.
Should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle?
People need entertainment.
Particularly now, in times of crisis.
Particularly.
I did not hear a "no".
Nor did I.
Asgard, at night.
We open on some sleeping children.
So that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
-The old ex-girlfriend. -Jodie Foster.
-Jane Foster. -The one that got away.
The one that got away.
-That means escaped. -Yeah.
Yeah.
Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend
and your ex-hammer hanging out and getting on so well.
What you up to, bro?
Come on.
Come to daddy.
Come on, Mjölnir.
Hey, there you are!
Hey!
-Do you know what I think we should do? -I was just calling you.
Start an army.
With what?
-Half our soldiers are dead. -Half our soldiers are always dead.
-Everyone, please. Go home. -Where are the children?
I promise you will have news soon.
Someone needs to tell us what happened.
We shall find them.
-I just don't understand. -You know what?
This is all our fault.
Stop it!
Asgard!
My friends, we must not quarrel.
Times like this, we need to unite and come together.
I see what's happening here.
You're afraid.
Hm?
Scared.
Afraid.
Anxious.
If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves.
I'm sorry, Miek.
It's very hard to give a rousing speech with the eh-eh-eh noise.
What are you doing?
-She's taking minutes. -Well, precious minutes we don't have.
Want the kids back?
I'll be back in a moment.
You can write that down, Miek.
No!
Stormbreaker, what are you doing?
Is this about Mjölnir?
Everyone out!
Didn't find 'em.
Your cape is on fire.
It's fine, it'll grow back.
I'm invoicing you for this.
Listen.
What do we know about this guy?
He travels through shadows.
And he creates monsters with them.
Absolutely, freaky monsters.
Also wields the Necrosword.
How do I know that?
Because he almost speared me in the face with it.
What's a Necrosword?
It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands, since the dawn of time.
It has the ability to slay gods.
It slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...
-Oh, so it infected him. -It's infecting him. Yes, it must be.
So basically, we're up against a cursed shadow, zombie kidnapper.
Awesome! When do we leave?
Thor?
Can you see me?
Uh, floating head alert.
It's Astrid.
Heimdallson.
Astrid, are you okay?
I no longer go by the name, Astrid.
I'm now known as Axl.
He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.
GNR.
Astrid...
Your father gave you a very tough Viking name and I intend to honor his wishes.
-Axl. -Astrid.
-I said, Axl. -Astrid.
-Axl! -It's Asshole! Now, listen to him.
Alright, fine. "Axl"...
-Where are you? -I'm not sure.
I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet.
Your father told me and I'm here to teach you.
I need you to focus and hold out your hand.
Okay, good.
Now, focus. Close your eyes.
Thor!
Hey! How's it going, kids?
How's it going? Look where we are.
We're in a cage made of spikes.
Yeah, that's right. Not good.
-You gonna do something? -Yes. Yes, I am.
But just not right now. I'm the vision ghost, look.
-See. -What will happen to us?
Who can tell? I mean, this is a very, very bad situation.
You know, the good news is, you're Asgardian.
So if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
Oh, my God, go away.
Wait, wait. Listen.
Okay. It's all right, children. Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
Listen, I got a plan, okay?
I'm putting together a really, really good team.
We've got um, uh...
Uncle Korg.
King Valkyrie.
Um, yeah...
My ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole 'nother story I won't bore you with, okay?
But it is a top notch team, and we're gonna have you home before you know it.
Yeah.
I know where you are.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
I'm scared.
We all are.
Thor! Thor! Save us.
Get me out of here. You take care, okay?
Take care. I'll see you soon. All right?
Axl, get me out of here!
They're in the Shadow Realm.
How do you know?
The atmosphere there has a darkness like no other.
As if color refused to tread. It's unmistakable.
Well then, if it's color we need.
Let's bring the rainbow.
Bring the rainbow? Is that a catchphrase or something?
She's only been a Thor for a minute.
I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest, she needs work.
-How many catchphrases have there been? -A lot.
Yep, jumped the gun.
Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the shadow realm.
It seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful.
You're right. We can't just go launching in there.
Could be a trap. Could be endangering the children.
We need reinforcements. We should raise an army.
Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
-I'm thinking it. -What are we thinking?
-Thinking what? -I'm thinking it too.
Omnipotent City.
What's Omnipotent City?
It's the home of the most powerful gods of the universe.
We can put together the greatest team ever.
We can recruit Ra, Hercules, Tūmatauenga...
Quetzalcóatl, maybe.
And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all.
-Did you say, Zeus? -Yes, Zeus.
Like the Zeus. Zeus Zeus.
I'm not sure if he has a second name.
You think my god will be there? Ninny of the Nonny.
Well, you never know, Korg...
But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team.
Yes!
Stormbreaker.
Calm down, relax.
No, no, no, mate.
We are not traveling on Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
Look what just happened.
We can't exactly go in your tiny little flying portal horse, can we?
-We won't all fit. -What are you talking about?
Warsong's awesome.
Stormbreaker's awesome too.
Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
Anything that can handle space travel.
I love when she talks shop.
It has the power to get us there.
Just need something to focus that energy,
so it's not so... unpredictable.
You know, uh.
If we had a ship, we could harness it and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
Ooh, like an engine.
-Like an engine. -You need a ship?
I got a ship.
Throw all those seats.
And you guys, go tie those goats to the front.
We leave in 15 minutes.
Essentials only, everyone.
That's essential.
Well you moved on quick, didn't you.
You are some piece of work.
-Oh, hey! -Hey.
-Catching up with an old friend. -Yeah.
I've been meaning to apologize.
Sort of acting a little weird before.
I just haven't really been myself lately. You know, kind of...
trying to figure out who I am and uh, just felt a little bit lost.
And then all of a sudden, I see you, dressed as me.
And it's been kinda...
It's a lot for me, too.
So how did uh...
you guys get together?
How did this happen?
I swear, I heard Mjölnir call to me.
Ah, did it?
And so I came here to investigate and...
Pieces started glowing and swirling...
-and then Thor. -Crazy.
Well, you know what. It looks good on you. It works, so...
Just checking.
See you later.
Five minutes to departure!
What?
We were just talking.
Mommy, don't leave me.
Don't be afraid.
Even when I'm gone, honey.
You won't be alone.
And whatever happens...
Never stop fighting.
-Hey. -You alright?
Great!
The sink would say otherwise.
You think I really should be coming?
I'm not getting any better.
You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
Besides, what else are you gonna do?
You're a Viking now.
Means you pretty much have to die in battle.
It needs to be devastatingly painful.
Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
That's my plan.
What about you know kinging and stuff?
I love being king.
I love my people.
But it's all meeting and raven mail.
And meetings that could have been raven mail.
I miss fighting.
I miss my sisters,
which is why you need to come because I need one.
Okay, we should go. You packed?
Are you packed?
Yes.
A hand grenade?
No, it's a portable speaker.
Let's go.
If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps.
I got you.
My fellow Asgardians...
Wish us well.
For we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.
We will return with children.
Many children.
Then we should feast.
Not on the children.
We do not do that anymore.
It was dark times.
Shameful time.
Okay, we should go.
So... Still rollerblading?
No, no. You?
Oh yeah, every weekend.
Once you blade, you never fade.
-Right, Korg? -Skate twins for life.
Hey, can I run something by you?
Yeah.
So I was thinking, when we get to the bad guy...
What about if I had, like, the cool catchphrase, like...
"Eat this hammer, bang!"
Or like?
"Check out my hammer, boom!"
Like, what about...
No...I'm workshopping it.
No, they... They're all really good. Mine is uh...
"This ends here and now."
Oh, that's such a good one.
Took me a long time to perfect it.
You'll get there. You just need to practice.
This is my first bad guy.
You never forget your first.
Yeah.
So you got a girlfriend?
Oh, no, no.
Too busy. Don't have time. You know, just...
With work and everything.
Cool.
Let me check this place out.
So cool.
Who's so cool?
The buildings are cool.
What's happening there?
-Where? -Am I, uh...
Sensing feelings?
Feelings, what? For Jane?
-Yeah. -No, don't be ridiculous with feelings.
The last time we had feelings were long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you...
-Maybe you have feelings. -Right.
-Mate, relax. We're on the same team. -I don't know.
Know exactly what team we're on, okay？
Team Jane.
Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back.
-Yeah. -Like when Hela stole his hammer, he went and built an ax
which is forged in the heart of a dying star.
And with the same ax, he used to cut off Thano's head.
That's a good one.
What a neat story!
Oh, with all this talk about chopping off heads...
I wanna have a go.
What's this?
Oh...
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho...
Oh.
This is Octy.
Hello, Harpy.
How are you?
Do you know what Harpy loves?
Having his head ripped off.
What? You liked it a second ago.
Alright. Alright, alright.
Harpy's gone.
-Come on. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. -I'm scared.
Look at you.
I knew a little girl, just like you.
And she was brave. And she was smart...
And funny.
And, she liked to draw.
Let me ask you a question...
About gods.
They're meant to protect you, right?
Well, where are they?
-Thor is on his way. -Yeah!
Yes...
I'm counting on that.
That's why you're here.
It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in.
Luckily, disguises are my speciality.
Greek philosopher?
Got us these.
What are those?
Actual disguises.
They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
Every color signifies different emotions.
-Where are the emotion gods? -Hm, don't ask.
Holy shit.
Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out.
There's the god of magic.
God of dreams.
God of carpentry.
Ah, look at that one.
Ah, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
-Pst! Hey, Bao. -Bao!
Look up there, guys!
The Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
Hey, Ninny Nonny.
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
Yes.
I am Zeus!
Oh, there he is!
The man, the myth, the legend.
Oh, I don't know if you know this, but I based a lot of what I do on this guy.
He's the god of lightning and I am the god of thunder.
Huge source of inspiration.
That's really good.
You should lead with that when you ask him for an army.
Um, how do we get up there?
We should like, fly?
Well, we can't interrupt him in the middle of his entrance.
He's famous for his entrances.
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
Yes!
Zeus!
Yes! Thunderbolt!
Order.
Order!
Silence.
Silence!
I hereby open...
this holy council of the gods.
Where we have many, many serious matters...
To be talked about.
Such as...
Where are we going to hold this year's orgy?
Is this guy for real?
Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
-So now we're going to announce... -Sorry.
The winner of the most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god.
Yeah, okay. Maybe, he's not that great.
Oh, no, not good.
No, I don't think it's going to get any better than this.
And look, these gods aren't gonna help.
But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use.
Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding dong.
-All right, let's go get it. -No, no, no, no, no.
There's no ding donging or bum-rushing.
Especially not, Zeus's bum.
When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him.
Time is right now.
-Time is not right now. -Who is talking?
Who is talking?!
-These guys! -Korg, shut up.
You guys have something to say to the group?
Sorry.
I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.
Literally, heads will roll.
Who are you two?
Hello!
Uh, let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege...
-to be here. -No, I can't hear you.
Why don't you take the stage?
The stage, down there?
Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage?
Gotcha.
Coming through.
Oops, sorry.
Good luck, bro!
Mighty Zeus! Heh, wow!
Gods of the universe.
I come here to ask for help, to raise an army.
There's a maniac, called the God Butcher, which seeks to end us all.
His destruction is everywhere.
Entire planets, realms, have been left completely unprotected.
There's nothing but chaos in his way.
But I know where he is.
With your help...
We can crush him before he kills anyone else.
That guy.
He killed a couple of low-level gods.
Eh, boo-hoo.
If that's all, pretty boy...
You go back to your seat and you be quiet.
Um, yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
He's, he's murdering on mass.
I tell you, one time.
Now, you shut up.
You'll be quiet.
Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
Zeus! We must do something.
You can not come to the orgy!
You have to listen to us.
That's it! Shackle!
Your highness. Whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
-We go on my signal. -Mm-hmm.
What is the signal?
It'll be go.
Let's see who you are.
Take off your disguise.
And flick!
Flicked too hard, damn it!
Should we help him?
I mean. Eventually.
Grape?
Looks like a shy courgette.
And what about the others?
-We take off their disguise too. -Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
It's cool.
-Disguise gone! -Disguise off. Cool?
Asgardians...
I thought you've seen the last of him when Odin died.
You... are Thor.
The God of Thunder.
It is not thunder,
Just the sound of lightning?
Good one, dad!
Zeus, this is bigger than us.
He's taken Asgardian children.
Who do you think we are?
The God police?
Every god watches over their own people.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Asgardian problems...
are Asgardian problems.
How the mighty have fallen.
My hero, Zeus...
Afraid.
Couple of things...
One. Yes, I am scared.
Gorr has the Necrosword.
Which means, he will kill us.
Not good.
Two, I know you're trying to do the right thing.
I understand.
But all you do, is causing panic.
Panic is not good.
We are safe here.
You, my friend.
You are safe here.
So, chill, baby cake.
Have some wine. Have some grape.
Anything goes here...
In Omnipotent City.
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on.
Now, I put your clothes back on.
Flick, flick, flick. It's the Golden Temple of the Gods.
It's not a rude and nudy festival.
If you're not gonna help us, then at least, let us use your weapons.
We need your lightning bolt.
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
So I think, to use somebody's secret weapon like this...
That you should, at least, get the name right when you ask.
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
Thunderbolt!
No.
Do not worry.
The God Butcher...
He will not reach Eternity.
Eternity?
What does he mean, "reach Eternity"?
Oh, shit!
Eternity.
It's a very powerful being at the center of the universe.
He will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it.
So it's like a wishing well?
What do you think a guy called, the God Butcher, would wish for?
If he seeks the altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once.
-Zeus, we must act now. -He's not going to make it.
He doesn't have the key.
Is this the purpose of the gods?
To hide away in a golden palace, like cowards?
Maybe we have lost our way.
You know what? We're gonna stop him ourselves.
I am afraid, I cannot allow that.
This is a secret place,
known only to the gods.
You know where we are...
The God Butcher could use you...
To find us.
This is not good.
So now...
You must stay.
Guards!
Hey!
Can we do my plan now?
Yes, rush his bum.
Hell, yeah!
Oy, you didn't say "go".
Coming, guys.
Thor, catch!
Korg!
Val, duck!
Korg!
Thor.
Oh, no.
No! Korg!
Thor!
I'm perishing.
Zeus!
You're next, Odinson!
That's the sound of lightning.
No.
Korgi. Korgi!
Thor.
-Korgi? -I'm down here.
Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
-Korg. Korgi! -Here I am!
I didn't die!
Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive!
Turns out, the only part of the Kronans that's alive is its mouth.
Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats.
I'll do my best.
-Guard him with your life. -I will.
Ready to go for a ride?
Now, you got me six.
Eight o'clock, Val.
7:48!
I can do this, dammit.
That's not it.
Nope.
Come on, Korg. Push those lips.
I did it!
And then the goat boat came in, rescued us, and we flew out the window.
The end.
Another classic Thor adventure.
Can't believe you killed Zeus.
Well, you know what they say...
Never meet your heroes.
What's important is, we are on our way to you, right now.
How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
We're alright. A little scared.
Well, listen. I know what it's like to be scared.
And I'll tell you, when I was your age...
I don't think I would have been as brave as you.
Really?
In fact, you might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
All of you.
So I need you to keep being brave, alright?
And take care of each other. You're a team now.
Team kids in a cage.
Can you do that?
Yeah. I think we can do that.
I know you can.
Alright?
-Thor? -Yeah?
I'm glad, I met my hero.
Wow. Thanks, buddy.
How are the children?
As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids.
But I told him that everything is going to plan.
And so you lied to them.
We still have a plan?
-Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan.
-There is a plan. -No, there's no plan.
We failed to raise a god army.
-Korg is dead. -He's not dead.
-I'm not dead. -Well, he's a head.
And you, you were properly humilated.
No, I got properly naked, which I'm okay with.
-Jane? -I was okay with it.
-Korg? -I loved it.
The point is,we're going into the Shadow Realm weaker than we were before.
-We're gonna die. -No one's gonna die,
-Okay? -Really?
Everything is fine. We did great back there.
-We killed Zeus. -You killed Zeus.
For you, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe.
And surely,
The entire god kingdom is probably gonna hunt us down for the rest of our days.
But listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.
Alright, this is the army right here.
It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful.
Well, for you, I love it.
For you, Valkyrie.
I mean, it's not really what I'm into.
But I got my, my weapon out there.
Can I borrow that for a sec?
Ah! There you are, old friend.
That was quite an entrance, back there.
Listen, uh...
We good?
Yeah?
I mean, I don't feel weird having my ex weapon around, but come on.
Mjölnir, in the past.
It's you and me now, buddy.
You know what?
I think it's time for your first beer.
What do you say?
Delicious.
I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
It's quite the... view, huh?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
As I was saying, I was very, very impressed with what you did back there.
You and Mjölnir.
Yeah.
Space Dolphins.
-What? -You should see some space dolphins.
-Wow. -Yeah.
Beautiful.
-God. -They're so beautiful, so rare,
They're very loyal creatures.
They mate for life...
In packs of 6.
Just... love.
Oh, brother. Man, you look so hot
I wanna get in your rocks
When we get together, we're gonna get it on
I'm gonna make some babies
That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting.
When two Kronans want to make a baby, they get together inside a mountain.
They go down to a little lava pool.
They hold hands over the hot lava.
And then after a month,
They pull their hands apart...
and they finally created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
Oh, it's fascinating. And hot.
Did you ever had a special someone?
Oh, I've had...
so many special someones.
But, I don't know.
I don't know if I want it again.
Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself?
And now, you're just trying to find the answers in the bottom of the bottle.
And some meaningless downfall, which only serves to numb the pain.
Instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction.
Yeah, something like that.
Beautiful.
Beautiful thing.
Jane.
-Thor. -I want to feel shitty about you.
What?
For me, I want...
I...
I want to feel shitty about something.
I think that's you.
Not really getting any better.
It's not, is it? Damn it.
My friend here told me that it was better to feel shitty
for losing love than it is to never experience love,
and to feel nothing at all, and feel empty and I think he was right.
Which is how I've been feeling for a long time.
I push people away, kept them at a distance
because of the fear of that loss.
But I don't want to do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that.
Better to close off your heart than feel the pain.
That's what I did.
Yes, I closed off my heart and I meditated.
-You meditate? -No, it's so boring.
It actually made me more angry.
But I'm tired of giving myself up as the idea of fate
and try to figure out what the universe wants from me.
I want to live in the moment.
I wanted to live like there's no tomorrow.
Throw caution to the wind.
I want... I want to be with you, Jane.
What do you say?
I have cancer.
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sick.
-Wait, what is happening? -Bye.
No, no, no, no.
Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
-Wait, Jane. -What did I say?
I didn't mean that.
Just kidding.
I...
don't have cancer.
Let's go smash something.
Jane, I'm so sorry.
Don't be sorry.
When did you find out?
Um...
About six months ago. I...
I was just feeling tired.
And then, they told me I have stage four.
Get my affairs in order.
And then, I heard Mjölnir calling me and so...
I thought, maybe...
If science didn't help, then maybe...
Viking space magic.
And that's why you came to New Asgard.
Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me...
and I think it's getting better.
Maybe not.
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
You don't know what tomorrow holds.
And Mjölnir, Mjölnir chose you.
It chose you because you are worthy.
And that's something.
When I first met you, I was unworthy...
I was unable to pick up my hammer.
You told me, there was no greater purpose than to help those in need.
You made me worthy.
So whatever you wanna do, we can do together.
Okay.
Now what do you wanna do?
I'm gonna get those children back to their families.
I want to finish that mission.
Spoken like a true Thor.
How do you feel now?
So scared.
How do you feel?
Shitty.
How shitty?
-Really shitty. -Well then...
I wonder what those two are talking about, out there.
Yeah, they're not talking.
Oh!
Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool
to make a Thor baby?
Unlikely, sadly.
Oh, that's too bad.
I think Thor would make a great dad.
Hey! We're here.
Where did all the color go?
They're not here.
Where are they?
What the hell is this place?
Bifrost is the key.
It's a trap!
Can you tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window?
He needs it to open the gates of Eternity.
We really have to stop meeting like this.
Call the ax.
I'll call the ax when you call the dentist.
Call the ax.
Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you.
Call the ax.
Some god you are.
You know nothing
of being a god.
You went to the gods for help
and they did nothing.
We're alike, in that sense.
He's nothing like you.
What was that?
I said, he's nothing like you.
That's right. I'm not a hypocrite.
I'm truly creating peace.
Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
Innocent?
Are you a Valkyrie?
Yes.
Haha, how exciting.
Oh, the gods failed you, too...
When your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
Don't you dare speak...
Did you pray to the gods...
When the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield?
Did you beg them for help...
As your family was massacred?
Good chat.
This one...
You're interesting.
You're different.
Yes.
You're dying.
I'm sorry.
We're on the same path.
Just as the sword empowered me.
The hammer empowered you.
But it did nothing to change your fate.
The gods will use you...
But they will not help you.
There is no...
eternal reward...
for us.
She'll be gone soon.
And you know who won't help her?
I give you one guess.
I know your pain.
Love is pain.
I had a daughter once.
I put my faith in a higher power, hoping it will save her.
And she...
died.
Now I understand...
My daughter is the lucky one.
She does not have to grow up in a world...
Of suffering and pain
run by wicked gods.
Choose love.
Call the ax.
-You okay? -Yeah.
Hmm, I want to kill this guy.
So do I, but we have to take him alive.
He's our only link to finding those children.
Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat.
Val!
We gotta get her out of here.
I got you.
Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.
Stormbreaker, take us home.
...at a rate that none of us have seen before.
Look, there are other, more aggressive forms of treatment we can try,
but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer.
I'm sorry, Thor.
Oh, there you are.
What's going on out there?
Oh, some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it?
Don't you worry, I got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.
How's Val?
Oh, she's in a lot of pain, uh, but she is stable.
Okay, good.
Now you just gotta get this...
-out of my... -Woah! No, no, no.
That's gotta stay in there.
That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so...
I'm just gonna pop out for a moment.
Pick up the kids. Uh, kill a bad guy.
And then, I'll come straight back.
You're going without me?
Uh, yeah.
What happened to like... doing everything together?
He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
You need me.
I do need you, Jane.
I need you alive.
Would be great to have you on the battlefield.
Fighting Gorr side by side,
but that hammer is killing you.
Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength,
leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.
What happened to live like there's no tomorrow?
It was before I knew you might not have one.
Why not have one more adventure?
Jane, if there's a chance to live. You have to take it.
Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.
I know, I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico.
Just living the dream.
But, look at me.
I wanna keep fighting.
I'm the Mighty Thor.
And you want me not to do that?
What's the point of more time than this?
Because I love you.
I've always loved you.
And this is a chance, for us.
If you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.
It's your choice, Jane.
But I'd regret it, every single day.
If I didn't ask you to stay here, so we can try and figure this out together.
You better come back to me.
I'm coming back, as soon as I can.
Break a leg.
I'll break all his legs.
Remember that, the gate to Eternity is at the literal center...
-of the universe. If you go past the cluster of comets... -Universe.
Yes, yes. I know. We've been over this.
I'm not going to get lost.
So how are you feeling with the old stab wound?
-I think I lost my kidney -Gone? Completely?
I wish I could join you, but...
I'd probably die and that won't help get the kids back.
So you'll have to go it alone.
All you have to do, is destroy that sword.
It's his source of power.
He won't survive long without it.
Hey, don't die.
Hell, no.
Eternity.
Finally.
Come on.
Hey, kids.
I knew he'd come.
Go. Go, kids.
Everyone okay?
Alright, gather round. Gather round.
Good to see you, in person.
Alright, listen up! Here's the plan.
We sneak our way towards Stormbreaker,
Being very careful not to bump into, any of those big shadow monsters.
They're behind me, aren't they?
Does anyone here have battle experience?
Battle experience?
Well, no time to learn like the present.
But, we're not strong like you.
We're just kids.
Hey, don't forget. You're Asgardian kids.
I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
And I'm a Midassian kid.
-I'm Falligarian. -Okay, okay.
But today, you're Asgardians.
Now, collect your weapons.
What?
Go and find anything you can pick up.
And bring it back here.
Hurry, hurry.
Okay, cool. Come on!
They're getting closer, hurry up.
Come on!
Today, is a day that will go down in history.
Today's a day they'll talk about for generations to come.
Today, we are Space Vikings!
Present... arms!
Whosoever hold these weapons
and believes in going home if they be true of heart.
is .therefore worthy and shall possess...
For a limited time only.
The power of Thor!
General Axl...
Lead your army to that ax.
We shall do our work...
For Asgard.
Yeah!
No.
Jane.
Destroy that sword and he's dead.
The gate is almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
It's okay. I got him.
Stormbreaker, stop this!
Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing.
I'm gonna get you out of there.
Come on. Come on, buddy.
Let go of my friend.
You've lost, Lady Thor.
First off,
the name is Mighty Thor.
Secondly...
If you can't say Mighty Thor,
I'll accept Dr. Jane Foster!
Thirdly,
eat my hammer!
Stormbreaker!
I knew you could do it.
Axl! Get them home.
Jane?
I'm okay.
You gotta stop him.
Gorr, stop!
What kind of father would I be, if I stopped.
I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
It's not death or revenge that you seek.
What do I seek?
You seek love.
Love?
Why should I seek love?
Because that's all any of us want.
How dare, you turn your back on me.
You won, Gorr.
Why would I spend my last moments with you, when I can be with her?
I choose love.
You can, too. You can bring her back.
Make your wish.
I'm dying.
She would have no one.
She would be alone.
She won't be alone.
My love.
I've missed you, so much.
I've missed you, too.
-I'm so sorry. -It's okay.
As soon as I picked up that hammer...
It's like... I've gotten an extra life.
It's just...
Magical.
Not too bad for a human.
Not too bad for a god.
I think I figured out my catchphrase.
-Really? What is it? -Come closer.
Perfect.
-It's the best one yet. -Thank you.
Keep your heart open.
I love you.
I love you too.
Protect her.
Protect my love.
Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking.
a.k.a
"The Mighty Thor".
a.k.a
"Dr. Jane Foster".
Her sacrifice saved the universe and taught us all what it means to be worthy.
She helped the children of the gods.
Who laser beamed their way back home,
to their dozy, little fishing village turned tourist destination.
Axl!
I missed you.
-Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm okay.
-Are you sure? -I'm okay.
-The kids were safe to be kids again. -Louder, three!
Widen your stance.
Especially after their king, made them all go to self-defense classes.
-Look at all those budding Space Vikings. -And the most important part,
The war cry!
Even Heimdall's son,
Axl Heimdallson,
who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic,
was becoming quite the warrior.
The future of Asgard was secure.
Speaking of futures,
I was forging one of my own.
Now that my body has grown back.
With a dude I met called Dwayne.
What about Thor, you ask?
He embarked on a new journey.
Because he had found something to live for.
Something to love for.
A little someone who turned him from sad god
into dad god.
Breakfast is served, bon appetit.
Hello!
There you go!
Hey! Breakfast!
Excuse me.
What is that?
They're... They're panflaps from Earth.
I don't think I like panflaps.
-You love them. -No, I don't.
-Yes, you do. -Never had that in my life.
Come on, eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late.
-Now, where are your boots? -I'm wearing them.
You're not wearing those.
-Yes, I am. -No, you're not.
Go to hell, demon!
It's brand new. Now, destroyed.
Thank you very much.
You know what, you wear what you want.
Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore.
Alright, you get no sympathy here from me.
Ugh, fine. I'll wear the boots.
Thank you.
Remember what my mother used to tell me?
Listen to the grown ups.
And if you see anyone scared or being picked on,
-Look after them. Okay? -Okay.
Most of all, have fun.
-Gotcha. -Gotcha.
Now, where is Mjölnir? Where did I put him?
Over there, sleeping in the bed.
In the bed.
Oh, wow!
That is not coming off.
What did you do?
Eh, she looked boring before.
Ah!
Supposed it did.
I love it.
Very creative.
Okay...
Now, see the aliens down there? The stripy ones?
They look nice.
Yeah, they are nice.
That's why we have to look after them.
Got it.
Protect the nice ones.
I love you, sweetie.
Love you, Uncle Thor.
They will always be there for us.
The Space Viking and his girl born from Eternity,
with the powers of a god.
Two warriors...
Fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
The have travelled far and have been given many names.
But to those who know them best,
They're simply known
as Love and Thunder.
It used to be that being a god, meant something.
People will whisper your name...
Before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.
They begged you for mercy...
Without ever knowing, if you're actually listening.
Now...
You know, they look to the sky.
They don't ask us for lightning.
They don't ask us for rain.
They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes.
When did we become the joke?
No.
No more
They will fear us again...
When Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
Do you understand me, Hercules?
Do you understand me, my son?
Yes, father.
What?
Oh, hey!
Jane Foster.
Heimdall?
I see you're dead now.
Uhh... yeah.
Thank you for looking after my son.
You are very welcome here to the land of the gods.
Welcome to Valhalla.