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Iron man:
Okay. Now, sam...
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Nice and slow.
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Just like
we practiced.
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Steady.
(whirring)
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Steady.
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(clattering)
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(clattering)
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(phone vibrating)
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That's not annoying
at all.
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Yeah, I know, tony.
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Sorry, I forgot.
Just ignore it.
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Sure, ignore it.
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We're just trying
to dispose of highly
unstable pym particles.
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No big.
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Why get your armor
in a bunch
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Over puny particles?
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Because if these
puny particles escape
that containment unit,
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They might just shrink
everything on earth
at the speed of light,
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Including the earth itself,
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To the size of a dot,
and that would be bad.
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(whirring)
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(clattering)
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What if it's
an emergency?
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This will be an emergency
if you don't focus.
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(phone vibrates)
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I can get it.
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(thumping)
no!
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I just bought it.
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I won't smash it. I have
a phone too, you know.
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(thuds)
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Yeah. It's built
to withstand a gamma bomb.
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Which my phone
is not... Happening!
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Uh, I gotta go!
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Falcon,
I need you in here.
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I can get that.
No!
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We need you on
the containment unit.
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Any sudden movements
can cause...
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(phone ringing)
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Whoa.
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Ant-man!
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Whew!
"come to my lab,"
you said.
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"what's safer than
the tower," you said.
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Did new york just
have an earthquake?
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Nah, just my phone.
I'm popular.
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I say, "help me dispose
of unstable mass
altering particles,"
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And you bring in a newbie
and meat-hooks mcgee.
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I'm supposed
to stay subatomic,
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Make sure none of
the particles escape.
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Like that one?
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Don't move, hulk.
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(chuckles)
tingles.
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Hulk!
(alarm beeps)
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Jarvis: Sir, there's
a pym particle loose.
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Not to mention,
a teeny tiny hulk.
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That's a recipe
for disaster.
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You're never going
to let me live this
down, are you?
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No.
No, I'm not.
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Guys, emergency.
Don't panic.
It's my mother.
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She's here.
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(sighs)
it's going to be
one of those days.
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What's the emergency?
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My mom's on her way.
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We have an alarm
for that?
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Or the hulk was
accidentally shrunk down
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By an unstable
pym particle.
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Thanks to falcon fielding
phone calls from his mom.
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So, watch where you step.
(steps thump)
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Ant-man,
no one told me
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The incredible shrinking
annoyance was coming in today.
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Hawkeye...
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Unless you want to spend
a day inside of your own
smelly boot again...
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Why don't you let
the past be the past
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And do something useful?
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(beeps)
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(whirring)
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Whoa!
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(grunts)
like that.
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(groans)
I guess I found
the hulk.
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Ooh! You were just taken
to the learning hall.
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It's school.
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Indeed, and it was
"in session."
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Hmm?
(groans)
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I can shrink down
and get him back to size,
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But more importantly,
we have to contain
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That unstable particle
or bad things will happen.
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(doorbell rings)
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We have a doorbell?
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It's too late.
She's here!
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Why the great concern?
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You don't understand.
She doesn't know
I'm an avenger.
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My mom thinks
I'm just
a s.H.I.E.L.D. Liaison.
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She'd make me quit,
knowing the danger
I'm always in.
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Make you?
(chuckles)
how old are you?
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The irony is,
the more we worry
about mom,
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The less we actually
have to worry,
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Because there won't
be a world
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Or a mom
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To worry about.
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Tony, I'm...
Out.
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Whoo, man!
You were totally taken
to the learning hall.
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I've never seen him
that angry before.
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Well, to be fair,
you almost let earth
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Shrink out of existence
over a lie to your mother.
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Right!
I gotta get changed.
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Cover me!
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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We are not lying
to your mom...
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Without getting
something out of it.
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Ugh, what do you want?
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Nothin', but the next time
your mom makes cookies
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I want first dibs.
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Hmm, nothing on
the gamma energy scans.
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Yeah, he's too small.
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I'll shrink in
and get a reading.
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Find hulk and the particle
can't be far behind.
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With this adaptor,
I can hold the particle
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Long enough to get into
the containment unit.
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Don't worry. We'll have this
wrapped up as fast as you
can say, "hi, falcon's mom."
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(grunting)
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I would strongly advise you
to rethink your course
of action, sam.
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(grunts)
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Honesty is
the best policy.
(whimpers)
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Rip the bandage off
and get it over with.
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(grunts)
not this time, cap.
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I never told her
I became the falcon.
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If I do now,
I'm done.
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Finito.
(whimpers)
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Don't worry.
Your secret's
safe with me.
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As long as you remember
our deal about the cookies.
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And what do you want?
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Nothing. I have similar
figurehead issues
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With all-father odin.
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I feel you.
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(gasps) you actually used
that slang correctly.
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Cold.
Cool.
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Yes.
(groans)
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Okay.
I'm going in.
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(inhales)
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(dings)
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Sam, I hope this
is a good time.
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The best.
Avengers, my mom.
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Mom, the avengers.
'kay, let's go.
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Are you kidding?
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I want to see
where you work,
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And I have to get
a picture of my boy
with real avengers.
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You remember when
you used to pose
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With those
cardboard cutouts.
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(chuckles) yeah.
You sure we can't
just go do lunch?
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Are those cookies?
(laughs)
(camera flashes)
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Nanobot:
Commence cleansing.
Iron man: Any hits?
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Yeah, I'm following
a pretty strong signal.
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If I can just get past
your germaphobe-a-bots.
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Yeah. I live with
the hulk, remember?
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The nano-janitors keep
the tower springtime fresh.
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(crashing)
point taken.
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And speaking of,
I think I found
our green goliath.
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And the particle.
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(hulk roaring)
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(grunting)
smash cleaning robots!
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(screams)
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Easy, hulk.
Just one second,
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And we'll have you
back to normal.
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Nanobot:
Contaminant found.
Neutralizing.
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Get back here,
blue dot!
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(grunts)
hulk, no!
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Tell me you got
the particle.
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Yeah, he got it.
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And now,
"it" is "them."
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00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:15,500
We're in trouble.
Oh, boy.
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Aw, you gotta
be kiddin' me!
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Why do you not just
wash it down with water?
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You can't wash cookies
down with water!
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It's gotta be milk!
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Milk or nothin'!
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(grunts)
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(gulps)
worth it.
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Sam has told me
so much about you.
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I feel like
I know you all.
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You're the one
who thinks he's funny.
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Captain america
keeps his room neat
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And likes his
french fries lined up.
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And you're the one that
sheds his yellow locks
all over the place.
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Well, you know,
as a liaison,
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I liaise, which means
noticing the details.
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(chuckles nervously)
where is that
cookie-hogging hulk?
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I made him a whole
separate batch of treats.
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00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:06,885
And I brought mints.
I hear he suffers
from chronic halitosis.
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00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,754
(chuckles)
hey, how about
another picture?
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Then, maybe we can
go get lunch before
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You say something else
that'll get me fired.
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Sam wilson,
if I didn't know
any better,
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I'd say you were trying
to hustle me out of here.
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Uh, guys...
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Just press the button
and they'll be a big flash.
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That's what
I'm worried about.
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How bad is it?
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(rumbling)
thanks to
mr. Anger management...
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(grunts)
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We have an unknown number
of unstable particles loose
in the tower.
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00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,852
I can't predict their effects,
their location... Anything!
200
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,888
We need to vacuum them
into the containment unit
201
00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,723
Before they escape
the building.
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00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,758
Jarvis, tower lockdown.
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00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,794
Pass code,
"I heart ascots."
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00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:49,794
What?
205
00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:52,864
I'd never be caught dead
saying those words
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00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:52,864
Unless it's
an emergency.
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00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:57,569
The warmer the color
temperature, the easier
the particles are to see.
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00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,272
Jarvis, turn the lights
to 2000 kelvin.
209
00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:09,147
(buzzes)
210
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,882
Where do
those vents go?
211
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,984
Everywhere.
212
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,120
Nanobot:
Contaminant found.
Neutralizing.
213
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,821
Commence cleaning.
(grunts)
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00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,691
Contaminant found.
Neutralizing.
(laser blast)
215
00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,926
What's going on?
216
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,127
Oh, yeah. That...
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00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,029
It's called,
"spontaneous training."
218
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,931
Yeah, guys do it
all the time
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00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,265
To keep them
on their toes.
220
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,834
(glass breaking)
so, how about lunch?
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00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,236
(rumbling)
(grunts)
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00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,872
Contaminant found.
Neutraliz...
(explodes)
223
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:37,075
Are those my
nano-janitors?
224
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,611
Maybe you should get
some air fresheners
225
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:43,248
Or an off switch.
226
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,017
Contaminant found...
Contaminant neutralizing...
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00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,819
(roars)
228
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,187
(grunts)
(thuds)
229
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,855
(grunts)
contaminant found.
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(explodes)
231
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,293
(whirring)
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00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,862
Because of their instability,
I can only contain so many
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Pym particles at a time
with this rig.
234
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,203
All right,
here's the recap.
235
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,173
Hulk smashed an unstable
pym particle. It multiplied.
236
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,942
Yellow makes things big.
Blue makes things small.
237
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:15,614
Second biggest brain
on the team needed in the lab.
Let's go.
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00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:18,116
Oh, your mom.
Yeah. Sorry, sam.
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00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:18,116
No time for tact.
240
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,386
Mrs. Wilson, your son's
a part of our team.
241
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,155
He's... (screams)
(laser blast)
242
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,625
This doesn't
seem safe at all.
243
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:32,864
And-and what did he mean,
part of the team?
244
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,866
Tony meant that
I'm a team player.
245
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:39,070
You know, always
helping out with...
Whatever.
246
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:42,207
Sam, man up,
and let's go!
247
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,909
Mom, I have something
to tell you.
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00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:50,849
Get down!
249
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,885
And there goes our expert
on all things shrinking.
250
00:10:53,887 --> 00:11:00,925
(clattering)
251
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:05,163
(sighs) and this is why
I prefer to work with ants.
252
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,265
(beeps)
253
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,933
Not good.
254
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,035
(grunts)
255
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:14,005
(grunts)
commence...
256
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:18,143
(whirring)
257
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,278
Stark, the unstable
pym particles
258
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,946
Are overriding
my stable ones.
259
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,715
I can't resize.
260
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,885
I'm stuck until you siphon
the unstable energy off of me.
261
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,822
Of course.
262
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,925
Mrs. Wilson is a civilian.
We need to get her to safety.
263
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:37,829
Hawkeye, falcon...
Uh, cap, falcon's
not here, remember?
264
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,197
Oh, brother.
Just do it!
265
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:46,037
Retreat to the hallway.
I got you... (screams)
266
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,908
(rumbling)
(screams)
267
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:49,908
That ain't right.
268
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:53,044
And don't even try
to tell me that's normal.
(rumbling)
269
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:57,482
Mom, run!
(whimpers)
270
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:04,255
Aah!
271
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,758
Crazy training
exercise, huh?
272
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,727
Feels pretty real.
273
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,928
(scoffs)
oh, sam.
274
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,996
You are a lot
of amazing things,
275
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,199
A liar isn't
one of them.
276
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:22,941
Spill it!
277
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,776
Ah...
278
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,044
Look out!
(screams)
279
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:31,416
Sam!
280
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,485
Mom!
Ah!
281
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:37,021
(roars)
282
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,456
Heard screams.
283
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,092
Mom!
284
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,928
Oh. All good?
285
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,430
Very.
286
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,899
(coughs)
wow.
287
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,868
This is one
for the blog.
288
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,971
Here, for my new
favorite avenger.
289
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,906
Cookies! Yes!
290
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:59,310
Oh, thanks,
sam's mom.
291
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,246
We gotta get you
somewhere safe!
292
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:01,246
But what about
the hulk?
293
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:05,784
Trust me when I say,
hulk can take care
of himself.
294
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,952
Come on!
(yelps)
slow down, sam.
295
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:13,558
I'm in heels!
296
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:21,166
Hmm.
Save you for last.
297
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,936
(grunts)
298
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,405
(clanks)
299
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,943
Well,
this is humiliating.
300
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,311
Target acquired...
(grunts)
301
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,013
Cleaning!
Cleaning!
302
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,316
Neutralizing.
303
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:43,154
(grunting)
304
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,323
Oh, good.
You're alive.
305
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,493
(chuckles)
I thought I crushed you
with my, uh, assets.
306
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,929
Mom, stay here
with hawkeye, please.
307
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:55,033
Just for a second
while I ask mr. Stark
how to get out of here.
308
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:58,570
(grunts)
309
00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,972
Contaminant found.
Ah!
310
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,241
Hawkeye smash!
311
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,343
Nice!
312
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,013
So, any embarrassing
stories about sam
313
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,283
You'd like to share
while, uh, we're...
314
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,352
Training?
315
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,989
Hmm.
(chuckles)
316
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,325
(laser blast)
317
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,526
Whoa!
Sam!
318
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,994
It's about time.
319
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,562
Why aren't you
in your armor?
320
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,365
You know, forget it.
Mom, right?
321
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:32,237
You've got to think
about your team here, sam.
322
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:37,342
I'm going to get fired
and grounded.
323
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,979
Unexpected trip
to the microverse, huh?
324
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,014
Yup.
325
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,617
Got to be more fun
than working with ants.
326
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,485
Bug off.
327
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,022
(grunting)
328
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,958
Sam, you're now officially
the smartest guy in the room.
329
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,897
How much smarter do you have
to be to realize this lie
has gone too far?
330
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,966
Get in the game, sam.
(sighs)
331
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,968
Mom, stay with the guys.
332
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,937
I've got to take care
of something.
333
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,006
So...
334
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:13,544
How you liking
new york so far?
335
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:19,050
There!
336
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,952
Redwing, to me.
337
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,420
Captain america:
The tide is turning
against us.
338
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,055
We need to fall back
to another room.
339
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,925
Thor: Aye.
340
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:30,495
Hope this works.
341
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,463
Falcon.
342
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:37,001
(laughs)
let me be the first
to say, that gun...
343
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,469
Language!
Vacuums really well.
344
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,039
(chuckles nervously)
345
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:45,043
(yelps)
346
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,678
(laughs)
347
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,447
Do you have something
to say to me?
348
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,183
Samuel?
Wait.
349
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,152
You knew?
350
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,954
I don't know
which is worse.
351
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,488
That you think
your mother's dumb
352
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,023
Or that I'm blind.
353
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,025
I have a blog.
354
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,528
Uh, not to break this up,
but we need to get
the situation contained.
355
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,096
(rumbling)
(whimpers)
356
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:09,067
What was that?
357
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,035
Sam: Whoa!
358
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:15,106
Somebody fix me!
359
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,341
We're going to need
a bigger containment gun.
360
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,015
(screams)
(dog barking)
361
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:24,015
Aah!
362
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:29,320
I know my strengths,
sam, but physics isn't
my strongest suit.
363
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,357
If we're going to stop this,
it has to be you.
364
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,225
My upgrade isn't
going to be enough.
365
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,461
And the vacuum
containment chamber
in tony's lab
366
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,630
Doesn't have
the capacity for this
many particles either.
367
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,633
We need to get ant-man
back from the microverse
to modify it.
368
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:47,705
Then do it.
369
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,408
Okay, cap.
Need your shield.
370
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,678
The vibranium apparently
neutralizes the effects
of the pym particles.
371
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:53,678
And with this copper wire,
372
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,215
I'm essentially turning it
into a particle magnet.
373
00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:02,053
Hawkeye, I need you, cap,
and thor to guard the hold.
374
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,288
Nothing gets in or out.
Particles or otherwise.
375
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,058
Sure thing.
Cold.
376
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:07,058
There you go.
377
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:11,329
Should give you more
barrier latitude, cap.
Uh, thanks?
378
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,764
Mom?
Yeah, honey?
379
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,167
Want to see something
really cool?
380
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,769
(laughs)
381
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,772
Now, this is why
I came to visit!
382
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,041
Avenger moms,
assemble.
383
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,043
Please don't
say that, mom.
384
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,545
And can you stop moving?
I brought you to keep you safe
385
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:34,685
Not to drop you into
nature's building blocks.
386
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:41,092
There they are!
387
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,195
Oh, hi.
Falcon's mom,
I presume.
388
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,663
You can call me
darlene.
389
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,598
Later.
There's a breach
in the tower.
390
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,500
And we need to lock
these particles down fast.
391
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,235
Well, there's
a good thought finally.
392
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,638
One question.
How do you propose
we get back to...
393
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,839
Oh, I don't know...
394
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,808
Normal size?
395
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,342
With this.
396
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,611
Did you mod my gun?
Yup.
397
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,780
Who wants
to go first?
Him.
398
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:09,187
Him.
399
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:15,593
Now, cap!
400
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,128
Good to have you back.
401
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,131
Good to be back.
Quick thinking,
for a liaison.
402
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,400
Look, tony, I'm sorry.
403
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,635
Oh, I'm sure we'll think
of a torturous laundry list
404
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,270
Of duties for you
to make this up to me,
405
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,372
But first...
Let's get the hulk.
406
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:32,844
Ow! I'm getting
a cramp! (groans)
407
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,847
Do you know what happens
when this gun reaches
critical mass?
408
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,216
Uh, yeah.
The world ends.
409
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,219
Can you modify the vacuum
collection chamber in the lab
410
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,187
Before that
actually happens?
411
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,523
Done. Now, go bring
the hulk down a peg...
412
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,892
Or 40.
413
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:51,762
(groans)
414
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,866
Hulk, say cheese!
415
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,635
(whirring)
416
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,836
Don't!
417
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,239
Puny fly!
418
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:11,182
(whirring)
419
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,284
(screams)
420
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:19,323
(splashes)
421
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:24,929
Come on.
Just a little more.
Hold on.
422
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,731
(laughs)
that's my boy!
423
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:32,170
Get it done, sam!
424
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,771
Now!
Hurry!
425
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:42,246
(grunts)
426
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:47,785
(rumbling)
427
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,620
(both groan)
428
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,623
I think I'm just going
to lay here for a while.
429
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,659
Want your mom
to tuck you in?
430
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:58,796
I now see why you
work with ants.
431
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,565
(giggles)
432
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,366
Mom, quit!
433
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,834
You're embarrassing me.
434
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,704
It's the least I can do
for you lying to me.
435
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,973
Yeah. That was
a big mistake.
436
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,376
And if I thought you
hadn't been through
enough pain for that lie,
437
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,911
I would be furious.
438
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,547
But look, sam.
439
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,816
When you started this whole
s.H.I.E.L.D. Adventure,
440
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,885
I had to give fury
my permission.
441
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,920
Permission?
Uh...
442
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:27,825
Of course.
Sam is only 17.
443
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,394
Ah-ha. And now,
you're sorry.
444
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:34,699
The point is, fury
told me when you
became an avenger.
445
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,901
And I didn't
make a peep.
446
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,270
Even when you
lied about it.
447
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,872
I thought you'd be worried.
That you'd say no.
448
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,841
Of course, I worry.
449
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,676
It's my job.
450
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:49,547
But it is also my job
to believe in you.
451
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,416
To help you
follow your dreams.
452
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,585
To let you fly.
Ha!
453
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,987
Because he is a falcon.
454
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,422
Funny!
(groans)
not now.
455
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,725
Man, you really need
to take a comedy
class or something.
456
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:00,725
Timing?
457
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:05,663
You're an avenger, sam.
My favorite avenger.
458
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,964
No offense, hulk.
459
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,368
Just keep making
me cookies.
We're good.
460
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,270
I'll never lie
to you again, mom.
461
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,372
I promise.
For real.
462
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,308
I know.
Okay, enough mush.
463
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,976
Are you superheroes
or what?
464
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,479
Now, get in here, guys.
All of you.
465
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:25,016
I need at least one proper
photo to mark the occasion.
466
00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:28,352
Everybody say,
"near death experience!"
467
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,755
All: Near death
experience!