我们真要进去?这可是罪案现场 Are you sure we should be doing this? It's still a crime scene.
闭嘴 比利 不然做什么新闻调查 Sack up, Billy. It's called "investigative journalism" for a reason.
我们不要领个许可证什么的吗? Yeah, but don't we need a press pass or a permit or something?
领你个头啊 Press pass this!
我觉着警察的调查肯定有遗漏 You know, the police missed something here, I can feel it.
瞧着吧 咱说不好能拿个美国广电奖 What do you say, Billy? Won't a Peabody Award look great up on your...
3天前 3 Days Ago
阿巴拉契亚山脉 西弗吉尼亚州 Appalachian Mountains West Virginia
察克 开快点 是啊 伙计 Yo, Chuck, speed up, man! Yeah, man, speed up.
这是我老爹的车 开太快他会杀了我 Guys, this is my dad's car. So if I go any faster, he will kill me.
我操 Holy shit!
操 天啊 快撞上了 Shit! Jesus, that was close.
干爆你啊傻逼! You fucking assholes!
这就到乡下啦 你学猪叫几声 We are in hillbilly country now, boys. Squeal like a pig!
咦嗬 Yeehaw!
查德 人没进兄弟会不代表他是怪咖 Chad, just cos they're not in your fraternity doesn't mean they're freaks.
事实上进不了兄弟会的就是怪咖 Actually, it does, Allison. You see, you're either Omega Beta or you're a freak.
"欧米茄!贝塔!欧米茄!贝塔!" 哇靠 Omega Beta! Omega Beta! Fuck.
去 去 去 整一个脑残专列 Chi, chi, chi! I'm in a oar full of morons.
不对哦 哪个脑残会捎来这种好东西 No, if we were morons, we wouldn't have thought to bring this.
得啦 我纠正 姐宣布你丫是一天才! OK, I stand corrected. You are a fucking genius.
开快点 察克 后面要超上来了 Hey, Chuck, speed up, man. They're gonna pass us.
哦天! Oh, jeez. Whoa, Jesus.
你们看到那家伙瞅我们的眼神了么? Did you see the way those guys looked at us?
嘿 伙计们! Hey, guys! Guys!
我们忘了拿啤酒 We forgot the beer!
不会吧 No!
你能够带齐所有你要用的东西吗? 总有些要补充的... Sure you got everything you need? Cos once you get up there...
你们要点啥? Can I help you?
呃 你这有没有啤酒? Uh, yeah. Where's your beer at?
啤酒在后面 Beer's in the back.
瞧把这些小孩吓得 You see the way them kids looked?
咱们还是对对货吧 好...3/4吋钉子 Read that list back to me. OK, three-quarter-inch nails,
弓形锯 吊钩 hacksaw, baling hooks,
除草大镰刀...夹具... brush-clearing Scythe, clamps...
查德 我们要杀虫剂吗? Hey, Chad, do we need more bug...
横锯... 查德? "crosscutting handsaw... Chad?
润滑避孕套... 查德? lubricated condoms... Chad?
手钻... Hand drill...
女用卫生巾 金刚石钻头 1/8开孔器 Feminine napkins, stone bit, one-eighth hole saw...
噢 我的神 是我啦 Oh, my God! It's just me.
咱们快离开这 这地方让我起鸡皮疙瘩 Let's get out of here. This place is so creepy.
戴尔 还要点啥? 盐水蛋 6磅装 Dale, we need anything else? Pickled eggs. Six-pounder.
靠 塔克 你见过这样的人么 Oh, hot dog, Tucker. Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?
没什么特别嘛 There's nothing so special about them.
就几个普通女大学生而已 They're just your average college girls. Nothing average about that.
这可不叫普通 戴尔 You know something, Dale?
女大学生也是人 你可以过去聊几句 She's just human. Why don't you go over there and talk to her?
聊几句?我该说什么? Talk to her? What? What in the world would I say?
谁知道 跟她说你有间度假屋 保管奏效 I don't know. Tell her that you got a vacation home. That'll probably impress her.
你疯了吧 塔克 那可是女大学生 Are you out of your mind, Tucker? These are college girls.
人家在度假屋过家家的时候 我还在掏大粪 They grew up with vacation homes, and guys like me fixing their toilets.
给点自信好不好 别让女孩看扁你 You gotta have some faith in yourself, man. Girls can smell fear.
拜托 你咋说也一表人才 Now come on! You are a good-lookin' man...
而且 more or less.
还有副该死的好心肠 You got a damn good heart.
吔 Yup.
瞧 这可是两大优点 行啦 赶紧过去 I mean, that's two things right there. Now, go on, get over there.
有什么大不了的? What's the worst that could happen?
你这话... You know something?
说的有道理 塔克 我去! 对嘛! You're right, Tuck. I'm gonna do it. All right.
我现在就去! 对了 等等... I'm gonna do it right now. All right, hold up.
不管你说什么 只管冲他们笑 All right, now, whatever you say, just smile and laugh.
显得有自信 It shows confidence.
冲他们笑 行 Smile and laugh. OK.
上吧 好嘞 Do it. All right.
你们...是去野营吧? You guys, uh...goin' campin'?
嘿! 我们不想惹麻烦 好吧 Hey! Hey. Now, look... we don't want any trouble, all right?
退后! 哇 So just...back off. Whoa!
行 行 抱歉! 退后! OK. OK. I'm sorry. Back off!
赶紧上车 Get in the truck.
中看不中用 冷冰冰的... That's a-a good-lookin' cooler...
我都说了 塔克 我就是没有女人缘 I told you, Tucker. I'm a zero with the ladies.
我恨我这张脸 They hate my face!
行啦 Come on.
我没法子像你那样跟妞谈笑风生 I ain't like you, Tucker, you know? I can't talk to the ladyfolk the way you can.
没人能! No one can. I mean, I...
一讲话我就犯傻 手发僵 整一傻大个 I always get all stupid, and my hands get clammy, and I just act like a big fat idiot.
你知道你的问题出在哪? 你的问题是自卑 You know what your problem is? You got an inferiority complex.
我才没呢 No, I don't.
是的 是的 没有 Yeah, yeah. No.
听我说 人生苦短 你必须得追逐梦想 Let me tell you something, life is short. You got to go after what you want.
嗯 Mm-hm.
天上可不会掉馅饼 Cos it sure as hell ain't gonna just fall right in your lap.
你说得对 我操! That's true, I reckon. Aw, shit.
咋的啦? 后面有警察 What are you doing? Shit, shit. We got a cop.
我知道 Oh, I got you.
这些烂东西我来拿 你放手 你被啤酒弄得像尿湿似的 I got a rag. Move your arm. You spilled beer all over your crotch.
他靠边停了 All right, he's pulling over.
起来 戴尔 我动不了! Get up, Dale. I can't.
条子过来了 我的衣袖被卡住了... Dale, he's coming. No, it's on my sleeve.
赶紧起来 我的手动不了 Get up. My hand is stuck on...
快弄出来 条子下车了 Un-stuck it, then. He's out of his car.
条子下车了? 条子过来了 He's out of his car? He's coming.
塔克 知道啦 Tucker! Get it...
吔 Yeah.
长官 好啊? 你好 Howdy, Officer. Hey.
今天天气可真好啊 是不 是啊 It's a beautiful day, isn't it? Yeah.
驾照拿出来 License, please.
几星期前丢了钱包 新的还没寄过来 Uh, I lost my wallet a couple weeks back. New one is in the mail.
临时驾照 Temporary.
你们这是上哪去? Where you two headed?
去我们在莫里斯湖的度假屋 We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake.
全副身家都砸那了 I sank every penny I had into it.
我跟戴尔准备去修缮一下 再钓钓鱼 Me and Dale here, we're gonna go fix 'er up, maybe do a little fishin'.
钓鱼 他女人缘不好 Do a little fishin'. He's been striking out with the ladies.
需要转转运 I figured a little man time might do him some good.
那儿什么都没有... 只有无尽的痛苦跟折磨 There ain't nothing up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine.
我截停你 是因为你有个转弯灯坏了 I pulled you over cos you got a broken turn signal.
噢 明白 Oh, yes, sir.
你得... See that you, uh...
修好它 get that fixed.
多谢提醒 That was very helpful.
刚才好紧张啊 那家伙有古怪 Man, that was tense. That dude's weird.
总算走了 There he goes.
拜拜 Bye.
天咧 瞧那德性 知道他是什么毛病? God, would you look at him? You know what his problem is?
他是买不起度假屋 所以羡慕嫉妒恨 He was jealous because he can't afford a place of his own.
呃 喂... Ah. Well...
这就叫好日子啊 Here's to the good life, huh?
噢嘢 为好日子干杯 哥们 Oh, yeah. To the good life, man.
我说嘛 什么才算是醉生梦死 瞧那边有辆卡车 I mean, what's a parasite? Oh, look at this little truck right here!
知道啦 这不就是我们的吗 I know, I know. Is that ours?
那就是这啦 Wow. And another one right there.
我的神仙爷爷 Oh, my God.
真是太完美了 It's perfect!
他们说它是需要修缮的房子 吔 And what did they call this, a fixer-upper? Yeah.
咱们里面瞅瞅去 吔 All right, let's go check it out inside. Yeah.
难以置信哪 我的天! I can't believe this is ours! Oh, my God!
也就是有点小灰尘 豪宅啊! Well, it's just a little dusty is all. It's a mansion!
喔 以前住这的估计是个考古学家 Whoever used to live here must have been an archaeologist or something.
对啊 考古 Yeah, archae... Yeah.
瞧着还是个新闻剪报迷 Look at this. Must have been a real news junkie, too.
"大屠杀日 一人幸存” MEMORIAL DAY MASSACRE ONE SURVIVOR
"青少年遇害" TEEN SLAIN
“杀戮之狂欢” ATTACKS ESCALATE
"河中发现尸体" "调查一无所获" BODY FOUND IN CREEK INVESTIGATION TURNS UP NOTHING
"丘比热狗卖三送二 无截止日期" Chubby's Chili Dog Depot? Buy three, get two free. No expiration date.
好啊! 赞! All right. Score!
塔克 瞧 这还有我最喜欢的棋盘游戏 Tucker, look! They got my favourite board game here, too.
你知道什么 跟你说 戴尔 You know what? I tell you something, Dale.
都不敢相信 我正站在自己的度假屋里 I cannot believe that I am standing in my own vacation home right now.
你才知道吗? You know something?
美梦确实可以成真啊 Dreams really do come true.
喔 小心! Look out!
哗 我猜我们得把那修修 Whoa! Well, I guess we should fix that.
是个好主意 Yeah, that's a good idea.
你现在能起来了吧? You can get off me now.
有没有梦过人家给你吹箫 但你没反应? If you have a reoccurring dream about sucking a dick but never do it, are you gay?
有啦! 真的? Yes. Really?
小子 没开玩笑吧? Guys! Are you serious?
怎么样? 大家要不要听个恐怖故事? What? You guys want to hear a scary story?
不 察克 不要 No! Chuck, no.
绝对不要 这不好玩 Absolutely not. That's not funny.
你老爱撒谎 彼此彼此 You're such a liar. It happened to my cousins, I think.
要不哥给你们讲个真事? Now, do you fuckers want to hear a real story? Huh?
故事就发生在这 就在这片林子里 This story happened right here, right in these very woods.
正好就在20年前的今天 It was 20 years ago today.
大屠杀日 The Memorial Day Massacre.
一群跟我们差不多的大学生 How a bunch of college kids... just like us...
本来在这过得很快活 they came out here to have a good time...
但他们不知道 林子里除了他们还有别人 but little did they know that they weren't the only ones in these here woods.
蹦一蹦 真带劲 Pump! Pump up the jam
蹦得欢 不要停 Pump it up While your feet are stompin'.
蹦起来 And the jam is pumpin'...
多一点 J' Pump it up a little more.
舞疯狂 J' Get the party going on the dance hoof.
神迷幻 J' See, cos that's where the...
快换另一首 Get another one! Come on!
我要去见上帝 J' I'm gonna meet my maker.
我是不怕死的 J' I ain't afraid to die.
嘿 哥们 干嘛呢? 把带子换回去 Hey, what the hell are you doing? Yeah, put that back on.
不 不 其实这歌还好啦 我喜欢 No, no. This is cool, I like this.
只有一人逃出生天 说出真相 Only one person lived to tell this story.
其他人全都失踪了 The rest of them just disappeared...
而他们的尸体就埋在我们脚下 and their bodies are buried beneath us.
嘿 后头有个湖 Hey! Hey! There's a lake back there.
谁要去泡泡? Who wants to go skinny dipping?
我去 吔 I do. Yeah.
太好了 我要去裸泳 All right. I'm not getting naked.
好啦 塔克 Uh... That's OK, Tuck.
你尽管喝 这罐归你 You take that. That's yours.
瞧 这就是你的问题所在 That's why you're never gonna get ahead in life.
你从来不为自己争取 It's cos you don't stick up for yourself.
想都别想! Do not even think about it.
你刚说... 开玩笑啊? But you just said... Are you kidding me?
哇 开什么玩笑 OW! Are you serious?
我刚说什么了? What'd I just say?
你叫我要为自己争取 我说"想都别想" You said I gotta stick up for myself. I said, "Don't even think about it", though.
这是我刚才说的 That was the last thing I said.
谁? Hello?
谁在那? Is someone there?
伙计们? Guys?
呀 Yargh!
天 查德 你丫想干嘛 God, Chad! What the hell are you doing?
你就是一混球 好啦 挺好玩的 You are such an asshole. Come on, that was funny.
一点都不好玩 No, it wasn't.
别担心 爱莉 只是我而已 You got nothing to worry about, Allie. It's just me.
你可把我吓坏了 You totally freaked me out.
你现在不用装了 You know, you can drop the act now.
装什么? 装得自己比别人好 What act? Like you're better than everyone else.
我可没 你有啦 I don't think... Yeah, you do.
不过没事 因为我认可 But that's OK, Allie, because I get it.
我是说 你确实比别人要好 I mean, you are better than everyone else.
爱莉 你跟我一样 You and I, Allie...
同是出类拔萃之人 你明白我的意思吗? are cut from a different cloth. You know what I mean?
我不...我... 我都说了 I'm not... I... All I'm saying is...
我很高兴有机会能增进彼此了解 I'm glad that we have this chance to get to know each other better.
查德...你醉了 Chad, you're drunk.
这是好事 酒后可以乱性嘛 That's a good thing. It lowers my inhibitions.
好了 OK, uh...
停 怎么了? Come on, stop. Why?
为什么?为什么要停? Why? Why stop?
我们是天生一对! We're perfect for each other.
这个以后再说 我得找大伙去 Let's talk about this later. I'm gonna go catch up with everyone.
拜托 爱莉 Come on, Allie. Come on...
喔 这么冷! 我们走吧! Oh, it's so cold! Here we go!
怎么了? What's that all about?
不知道 出去瞧瞧 I don't know, but I think we should go check it out.
不要啦 塔克 No. No, Tuck, you know what?
我猜他们现在可不想碰上咱们 My guess would be that they don't really want to see us right now.
我在这看不见 不要啦 Yeah, I kind of want to see them. No, no.
你干嘛来着? What the hell are you doing?
靠 戴尔! 怎么啦? Damn it, Dale! What?
别跟我作对 I'm not gonna go around one more time with you on this.
好 嘘! OK. Hush.
呜呼 我喜欢露营 Whoo-hoo! I love camping!
瞧! Look.
嗯 Oh.
塔克! 嘘! Tucker! Shush!
我干 戴尔 你他妈脑子有问题是吧? God damn it, Dale! What the hell is the matter with you?
我? 我干了啥? Me? What did I do?
眼看着辣妹大学生下水裸泳 When you see a college girl prancing around in front of you half-naked,
你喊我名字干屁! 偷看别人不好啦 you do not yell out my name. Well, you were being a Peeping Tom.
我看你是无药可救了 You are hopeless, do you know that? You're hopeless.
她好像没起来 She didn't come up yet.
塔克 划船 老天爷! Tuck, paddle. Oh, Jesus.
嘿 女士! Hey! Lady?
女士! Hey, lady!
她在哪儿呢? 塔克 喔 喔 戴尔 Where'd she go, Tuck? Whoa, whoa, Dale!
帮我把她拉上船 快点 Help me get her in the boat! Come on!
帮一把 让她躺下 Get her legs!
哦 不 Oh! No!
我们找到你们的伙伴了! 天! Hey, we got your friend! Oh, God!
爱莉森给抓住啦! They got Allison! Come on!
嗨 Hey!
她在这呢 你们跑个屁啊? We got your friend! Why the hell are they running away? Hey!
不要紧 塔克 赶紧带她回木屋去 划船吧 Doesn't matter, Tucker, we gotta get her back to the cabin. Come on, let's row.
靠 这家伙 Shit! Oh, man.
干! Shit.
查德! 查德! Chad! Chad!
乡...乡巴佬... The hillbillies...
什么乡巴佬? 在店里碰到的乡巴佬... What hillbillies? From the store!
他们抓走了爱莉森! They captured Allison!
爱莉! Allie!
噢 天啊!不 Oh, God! No.
不 不要! 不要过来! 别叫... No, please! No, please, don't... Don't...don't cry.
别伤害我 Please don't cut me open!
哦!这是煎饼! 你讨厌它!我再弄点别的 Oh! It's the pancakes! You hate pancakes! I'll go make you something else. I'll just...
不喜欢煎饼 Doesn't like pancakes.
早该问一下的 我真蠢 Should have asked her if she liked pancakes. Big fat stupid idiot!
煎饼? Pa... Pancakes?
爱莉森! Allison!
我不明白 他们带她去哪? I don't understand. Where do you think they took her?
可能带她上医院了? 没搞清楚状况是吧? Maybe they took her to the hospital. You don't get it, do you?
察克 把你看到的说出来 Chuck, tell him what you saw.
当时天很黑 其中一个家伙看着... Well, it was really dark, but it looked like one of the guys was...
像...在啃她的脸 like...eating her face off.
好恶心 That is so disgusting.
大伙 那我们该去报警才对 Not to sound too cliché, but shouldn't we go to the police?
丢下爱莉森不管? And just leave Allison with them?
如果他们已经吃了她 我们能干嘛? If they already ate her, what difference does it make?
我们不需要警察 我们能自己处理这事 We don't need the police. We can handle this on our own.
要不我跑一趟? 那是我爹的车 除我之外他不许别人碰 What if I go? It's my dad's truck. He told me I was the only one allowed to drive it.
行 你想走 查克? 那就走吧 Fine. You wanna go, Chuck? Then just go.
好 我很快就回来 OK, awesome. I'll be back in a jiffy, I swear.
真扯蛋 凭什么他能走 That's such bullshit. Why does he get to go?
伙计们 你们最好过来瞧瞧 Hey, guys! You better come look at this.
这是个什么地方? What is this place?
有个小木屋 不代表他们就是变态杀人狂 It's just a cabin. It doesn't mean they're psycho killers.
是吗 要不你过去跟他们唠嗑几句? Oh, yeah? Then why don't you go in there and talk to them?
好啦 说不定我还真去 All right. Maybe I will.
是"说不定"啦 I said maybe.
就这样 希望你不会讨厌鸡蛋跟火腿 There you go. Please don't tell me that you hate eggs and bacon.
我怎么会在这? Wha-What am I doing here?
噢 你记不起来了? 哦 呃 Oh, you don't remember? OK. Uh...
喔 俺跟塔克 Well, me and Tucker...
呃 我跟塔克 I mean, uh, I and Tuck...
喂 Well...
塔克和我 昨晚把你带这来的 为什么? Tucker and I brung you here last night. Why?
呃 你跟你朋友出去游泳 Because you were about to go swimming with your friends,
你滑倒撞到石头伤了脑袋 and you climbed up on a bunch of rocks, and you fell and banged your head
掉进水里 然后 and then you fell into the water, and then...
我救了你 I dove in and rescued you.
等等...你在偷窥我们?! 没...没有! Wait, you...you were spying on us? No. No, what? No!
没有 我们没有偷窥 我跟上帝发誓 No, we weren't spying. No, I swear to God, no, no.
我们正在钓鱼 我们没有... We were out there fishin'. OK? I didn't... We didn't see...
我没有...也许塔克有... I didn't see... Maybe Tucker might have seen a little...
我的朋友在哪? Where are my friends?
他们跑进林子里去了 就那么丢下我? They ran off into the woods. They just left me?
别在意 Yeah, but don't be mad at them.
有时候人只是不知所措 Some people just aren't any good in a crisis,
所以我跟塔克把你带回了这 and that's why Tucker and I brung you here,
希望他们到了早上能来接你 hoping that they would come get you in the morning.
我没有女生的衣服 I didn't have any girlie clothes, so...
抱歉 it's OK, I...
反正我也不是什么潮流人士 I never really had much fashion sense, anyway.
我也是 嗯 Me neither. Yeah.
这是我的狗 詹格斯 他就像块大棉花糖 没危险的 That's my dog, Jangers. He looks mean, but he's just a big old marshmallow.
你可以摸他的鼻子周围 You can just pet him round the nose.
他正在流口水 我知道 He's drooling. I know.
抱歉屋里这么乱 Anyway, um...I'm sorry about all the mess around here.
塔克刚把这买下来 Tucker just bought this place, and, uh...you know...
我知道你这种辣妹不会稀罕 Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't look like much to a high-class girl like you,
但拥有间度假屋是我们的梦想 but we've always just had sort of a dream to have our own vacation home.
呃 怎么说 But, uh...anyway...
你该好好休息 you should relax and rest, OK?
嗨 你怎么称呼? Hey, what's... what's your name?
呃 Uh...
戴尔...塔克... 我的名... It's Tale. Ducker. My name...
我叫戴尔 我叫爱莉森 My name is Dale. I'm Allison.
朋友管我叫爱莉 But my... my friends call me Allie.
很荣幸认识你 爱莉...森 Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you, Allie...son.
你有什么需要 只管叫我 And if you need anything else, you just holler for me.
我就在小房间那 I'll be right in the little room here.
戴尔? 在! Uh, Dale? Yeah.
你这有什么东西可消磨时间的? Do you guys have anything to do around here?
你喜欢棋盘游戏吗? Do you like board games?
你有什么样的? What kind do you have?
找一个最合适的 这是我的最爱啊 "益智问答" We got this one right here. It's my favourite. Trivi-Up.
好 继续 七局四胜 Yes! Come on, four out of seven.
没门 哥们 你输了 No way, dude. You lost.
闭嘴 出发 傻逼 Just shut up and walk, bitch.
靠 还情圣了 Goddamn Romeo.
哦 喂 Oh, well.
老天啊! Oh, Jesus.
啊 啊 啊 Aargh! Aargh! Argh!
快跑!想活命就跑啊! Run! Run for your lives!
啊 Yargh!
该我们了 大转 五 Here we go. Big roll. Five.
一 二 三 四 五 One, two, three, four, five.
轮到你 OK, shoot.
谁是第五任美国总统? Who was the fifth President of the United States?
这太简单了 是詹姆斯门罗 Oh, that's too easy. That's James Monroe.
天 你又对了 真气煞我也 God, you are right again. You are killing me.
我知道 不好意思 I know. I'm sorry about that. I just...
我虽说是一木头脑袋 I got this weird brain where I'm dumb as a stump,
但就是过耳不忘 我看你很聪明嘛 but I remember everything I ever heard. That sounds pretty smart to me.
相信我 我很蠢的 我只读到三年级 No, trust me, I'm stupid. I barely even made it past the third grade.
那不是问题啊 Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
受教育程度跟智商是有区别的 There's a difference between education and intellect.
是么 Yeah?
那你在大学里学些什么? So, um, what is it that you study in college?
我正在攻读心理学学士学位 I'm getting my Bachelor's degree in psychology.
哦 那... Oh, a Bach... Oh.
之后会从事什么样的工作呢? So, what kind of work would you do with that?
嗯 我不知道 Oh, I don't know. I, um...
我有些挺蠢的梦想 I-I have these stupid dreams.
梦想从来不蠢 Dreams are not stupid.
我觉得世界上大多数问题 Well, um...I just think that so many of the major problems and conflicts in the world
是因为沟通不善所致 are caused by a lack of communication, you know?
吔 我只是... Yeah. And I just...
我于是想做一个优秀的临床心理学医生 I just always thought that I'd make a really good therapist.
不要! No, don't! Don't!
我父母跟你一个反应 我大概... Yeah, my parents say the same thing. I should probably just give up.
不 你可以做自己想做的任何事情 那根柱子有点松动 No. I think you could do whatever you want. It's just, that beam is a little bit rickety.
我只是提醒你 Yeah, you could have just pushed that thing right over.
嗨 Hey, hey.
我的天 塔克 你的脸怎么了 Oh, my God, Tucker, what happened to your face?
我锯开了一个蜂巢 I sawed into a bees' nest.
为啥? Why?
我又不是有意的 笨蛋 I didn't do it on purpose, you idiot.
你要出来帮忙的话就不会有这事 I might have avoided it if you were out there helping me!
是 Yeah.
我们来这干活的 We came out here to work...
不是来这玩游戏的! not sit around playing stupid board games!
是我的错 我叫他玩游戏的 It was my fault, I... I suckered him into playing.
不 是我的错 No, that's not true. It was my fault.
要不要我帮你把脸上的刺都拔出来 How about I come over there and pull those stingers out of your face?
我尽我所能 Then I'll help you with whatever you want?
那有劳你了 哎 All right, I'd like that. Thank you. OK.
我来帮你 一定得不少刺吧 Let me help. Wow, they really did a number on you.
可得小心点 我会的! Be careful. Be careful. They really got you.
嗨 Hi.
你有个朋友在外边 I saw your friend out there.
他肯定有蜜蜂过敏症什么玩意 逃得跟饿狗出笼似的 He must be allergic to bees or something, because he was runnin' like a bat outta hell.
也许我该出去找他们 不要! I should go out there and find them... No, no! That's... No!
你该好好休息 我们去找你的朋友 No, you need to rest, so we'll go find your friends.
但是... 没有但是 好吧 But I can just... No. No buts, OK?
我们去找你的朋友 你好好休息 这事由塔克跟戴尔负责 We'll go find your friends. You should relax. Tucker and Dale are on the case.
是吧 塔克? Ain't that right, Tucker?
是啦 是啦 Yeah. Yeah.
是啦 是啦 好人做到底 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good man. OK.
戴尔! 小心点 好么? Dale, just... just be careful, OK?
我那些朋友可能有点偏激 My friends can be kind of judgmental.
没事 我让塔克负责说话 I'm gonna let Tucker do most of the talking, anyway.
他很擅长交际 能说服任何人 He can win over just about anybody, can't you? Real people person.
好了 我们这就出发 你好好休息吧 OK, here we go. You just relax, OK? Get some rest.
他们杀了他 靠! 他们把尸体丢这作为警告 They fucking killed him, man. They left his body here as a message.
“从我们的林子里滚出去!” 这事简直难以置信 Yeah, "Stay the fuck out of our woods." I can't believe this is happening.
你就不能安静点? 这玩意屁用都没有 Would you fucking quit it with this thing? It doesn't work out here!
我们得到路上去 截个车离开这 We gotta get to the road and try to catch a ride out of here.
我们不需要离开这 明白不 We don't need a ride out of here. Don't you get it?
这是我们与他们之间的战争 This is what it's all about. It's us against them.
适者生存! Survival of the fittest!
哥们你干嘛呢? What are you doing, man?
朝着我的脸扔! That's my whole face.
我看你脑子病得不轻 You have serious issues, you know that?
快躲起来 有人过来了 我操 Quick. Somebody's coming. Oh, shit. Oh, shit...
我跟你说 "等腰三角形" 你知道那是什么吗? And the answer was, "isosceles triangle". You know what that is?
这就是三角形? 嗯 Is it a triangle? Yeah.
塔克 你会为我感到骄傲的 Tucker, you would have been proud of me.
我把那大学生小妞打得落花流水 A smart little college girl like that, and I was beating the crap out of her.
戴尔 呃 Dale. Yeah?
没人是你的对手 因为你脑子不正常 You beat the crap outta everybody. There's something wrong with your brain.
我知道 你说的是 I know. You keep telling me that.
回去我就结果她 然后我们一起干活 Tell you what, when we get back I'll finish her off real quick then we'll get back to work.
他们要杀了她 They're gonna kill her!
刚才人还在呢 这有把斧子 Somebody was just here. Oh, yeah. It's a hatchet.
大学生! College kids!
大学生! 再喊大声点 College kids! Say it again. Louder.
大学生!! 嘿 同学们!!! College kids! Hey, college kids!
同学们!!! College kids!
人影都没一个 I don't see 'em.
估计全跑了 They must have run off.
不然我们留个字 他们回来就能看到 Well, hmm... Maybe we could leave them a note in case they come back.
用什么写? All right. With what?
这个能行! 那麻烦快点 Well, this'll work. All right. Please, hurry up.
我的脸烫得跟发痔疮似的 你看起来不太妙 My face is as hot as a haemorrhoid. Yeah, you don't look so good. OK.
小心点 我拿斧子刻上去 Careful. I'm gonna have to etch it in.
"你们的朋友在我们那" WE GOT UR FRIEND
我情窦已开 Uh-huh, I got my cootie shot.
姑娘难忘怀 You think that girl is hot...
戴尔? 是 Dale? Yeah? Huh...
你们找到我的朋友了? 呃 喔 Did you guys find my friends? Uh, whoa.
喔 Whoa.
什么? 呃? 什么? What? Huh? What?
你的朋友...没 我们留了个信 Your friends? No, no. Uh, we left them a note.
他们应该很快能过来 They should be by here any minute.
你在忙什么? 我在挖屎洞 What are you doing? Oh, I'm digging a shitter hole.
我在挖粪坑 呃... I'm digging a crap... crapper hole. It's a...
屎坑 拉屎用的...粪坑 It's a hole. It's for the shithouse. Craphouse...
户外厕所 对 户外厕所 Outhouse hole. An outhouse hole.
对啊 我能帮忙吗? 不 Right. You mind if I help? What? No!
这种粗活不适合你这种女孩 No, no, it's not work for a pretty... for a girl like you. That's...
哦 Oh.
我从小在农场长大 在那不干活就得滚 I grew up on a farm. It was either help out or get out.
不错的规定 That's a good rule.
我以前干过这活 信不信由你 Yeah. So I've done this before, believe it or not.
我信 Yeah.
你是准备帮忙 还是站那盯着我看? You gonna help, or just stand there staring at me?
我当然帮忙 刚才只是... 我一个人可干不来 Uh... No, I'm gonna help. I'll just... I can't dig this on my own.
吔 吔 Yeah, yeah.
你做的非常好 过奖 Yeah, you're doing a good job. Thank you.
那个死变态 竟然逼她自掘坟墓! That sick fuck. He's making her dig her own grave.
我们时间不多 We don't have much time.
每个人都准备好家伙了? 全部都准备好了 Does everybody have their weapons? All set, man.
你们从后头包抄 把那家伙丢进碎木机 我们对付傻大个 All right, you guys go around, get the guy at the wood chipper. You take the big guy.
我负责留守 I'm gonna just chill right here.
再来一铲就搞定啦 OK, one more load and we're done.
上来吧 Hey, come on, get out. Here.
行动! Now!
呃 Huh?
瞧 你的朋友来了 嗨! Oh, good, look, your friends are here. Hey!
戴尔! Dale!
天! Oh, God!
你没事吧? Are you OK?
爱莉森 醒醒! Allison, say something!
塔克! 上帝你个妈妈! Tucker! Tucker! Holy mother of God!
你是不会相信事情有那么碰巧的 You'll never beli... What happened to you?
没事吧? 我怎么了? Are you OK? What happened to me?
有个小鬼... 自己跳进了碎木机! Some kid, he just hucked himself right into the wood chipper!
什么? 他一头栽进了碎木机! What? Headfirst right into the wood chipper!
裤子鞋子血淋淋的一大坨... 看来是其中的一个大学生的 From his shoes and pants, it looked like it might have been one of the college kids.
她又怎么了? What the hell happened to her?
她在我边上砸到脑袋摔进了粪坑 She got knocked out and fell in the shitter hole right next to me.
这是你的血? 什么?不 Is that your blood? What? No.
是个大学生的血 那傻逼不知从哪冒出来... No, it's college kid blood. One of them suckers came running out of nowhere,
被木桩穿了个透心凉 死翘翘了 speared himself through the gut and died right on top of me!
坑爹啊 就是! Holy crap. I know!
淡定 别哭 Calm down. Don't cry.
淡定 噢! Calm down! OK.
控制好情绪! Get a hold of yourself!
好了 我知道这是怎么回事了 All right... I know what this is.
是啥? 这是集体自杀行为 What? This is a suicide pact.
啥? 这些小鬼来到这 It's a what? These kids are coming out here,
就为了在林子里自杀 我的天 看着是这么回事 and killing themselves all over the woods. My God, that makes so much sense.
我日 咱们得把那些锋利的东西藏起来 Holy shit. We have got to hide all of the sharp objects!
还有事? 我认为他们还想干掉她 You know what else? I think they're trying to kill her, too.
你想想 Yeah. Think about it.
这就解释了我们救她时他们的举动 因为他们要她死 That's why they acted so funny after we saved her, because they want her dead.
为什么? 我不知道 Why? I don't know. I don't know.
不知道才好 不然他们会把我们也杀了 It's good that you and I don't know - if we knew they'd want to kill us, too.
你说到点子上了 Yeah, that's a good point.
那我们怎么办? OK, so what... what do we...
去找警察? We go to the police?
报警? 对 Call the police? Yeah.
跟他们说什么? 就告诉他们事实啊 And tell 'em what? Uh...we'll tell 'em what happened.
好主意啊 戴尔 That's a good idea, Dale.
"你好 警官 今天真是蠢透了 "Oh, hidey-ho, Officer. We've had a doozy of a day.
在我们忙活的时候 在我的屋子周围 "There we were, minding our own business, doing some chores around the house,
有群傻逼...他们忙着自杀" "when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
但这是事实啊 塔克 Well, that's what happened, Tucker!
脑子该有多残才会信这话 You would have to be a moron to believe that, Dale.
事实压根就不重要 It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened.
关键在于它看起来是个怎么回事 它看起来的样子糟透了 And what looks like what happened... is pretty nasty.
那我们如何是好? So what the hell do we do?
我们得清理那烂摊子 We gotta clean this mess up.
马上 好 Right now. OK.
克洛伊你不该这样 You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe.
吸烟危害健康 It's not good for you.
我他妈都快死了 Fucking dying isn't good for you, either,
有谁来管我吗 but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody!
我们得赶紧走 还在这干屁啊 We gotta get out of here. I mean, what the hell are we still doing here?
怎么走 How are we gonna get outta here?
没有察克的车怎么走 Dickwad over here sent Chuck off with the truck!
我们走路嘛 Well, then let's walk.
走40英里? 也许... 40 miles? You should have thought of that
你该换双鞋子 别吵了 before you wore your stripper shoes. Will y'all just shut up?
我们得同心协力 Listen, we gotta work together, OK?
我们压根不该来这 这是谁的蠢主意? We never should've come out here. Whose stupid idea was this?
查德的主意 Chad!
你们就是一群孬逼 知道不? You guys are all a bunch of fucking pussies, you know that?
看到丁点的血腥 I mean, a few little tiny murders...
就吓到腿软 and everyone just freaks out.
瞧瞧你们的怂样 But do you know how lucky you all are, huh?
呃? 哥们你胡扯什么呢 Huh? What the fuck are you talking about, man?
你知道有多少人能遇上这种机会? How many people do you think get a chance for something like this?
送死的机会? 是生存的机会 The chance to die? The chance to live.
从日常规条中得以彻底解脱 To be free from people always telling you what you can and can't do.
我们可以不受任何规则限制 对付他们 There's no rules out here. It's us against them.
适应不了的人... And if you don't think you can handle that, well...
恐怕活该去死 maybe you deserve to die.
够操蛋 That's fucked up.
听到没 Shh. Y'all hear that?
是察克跟警察 我们走 Chuck got the police! Come on, you guys, let's go!
我们才不需要什么警察 No, you don't need the fucking cops!
警察帮不了我们的 The cops aren't gonna help us, man.
全他妈不明事理啊 Don't you fucking idiots know anything?
干! Fuck.
别担心 你朋友会没事的 Now, don't you worry. Your friends are probably fine.
这只是个小误会 Probably just a little misunderstanding, that's all.
哇 天啊 小心 Oh, God! Look out!
救命啊! 克洛伊? Help us! Help us! Chloe?
他们死啦! They're dead!
他们死啦! They died!
来 慢慢说 Slow down, now.
他们杀了他们! 哦 They killed them! OK.
冷静一下 上车坐好 我们去看看 Stay calm. Well, why don't you kids climb in the back seat, and we'll go have a look?
纯傻逼啊 Those stupid fucks.
我的胃受不了了 塔克 I don't think I have the stomach for this, Tuck.
我知道 他是有点被卡住了 I know. He's jammed in there pretty good.
最好是店家不要我们赔 是啊 The store better not charge me for this! Yup.
听着 我把它撬开 你把他拖出来 数三声 All right, look, I'm gonna wedge it from that side, and you pull him out on three.
好吧? 明白 OK. All right?
一 二 三 One. Two. Three!
啊 Argh!
喂 塔克 把他弄走! 帮我弄走 Oh, Tuck! Oh, take it off! Take it off me! OK, help me get it off.
从我身上弄走! Get it off me. Not on the face!
喔!我想吐 Oh! I'm gonna barf.
你没事啦 You're OK, you're OK.
来抓他的腿 好 Here, grab a leg. Grab a leg. OK.
拖到卡车那边去 Get him over to the truck.
我的天! Oh, God. Oh, God.
还挺重的 He's heavy for half a guy. Oh, God.
我日 Oh, shit.
我来说话 好主意 Let me do the talking. That's a good idea.
孩子们 呆在车里 You kids stay put.
我来搞定 I'll handle this.
嗨 你好 长官 Hey. Hello, Officer.
很高兴再见到你 哦 Good to see you again. Yeah.
今天真是蠢透了 蠢透了 We have had a doozy of a day. A real doozy.
我们... 嗯 Uh, there we were... Yup.
我们正在忙活 是啊 minding our own business... Yup.
我们在修理新屋子 making improvements to my house... The new house.
不知道从哪冒出来 ..when, all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
这些小孩开始在我房子周围搞自杀 these kids started killing themselves all over my property.
像这个 自己一头栽进碎木机 This one right here, he dove headfirst right into the wood chipper,
后边还有一个 the woody right back there.
拿尖木桩插进喉咙 There's another one up over there who shoved a spear through his gullet.
直接穿透 Straight through.
我不知道你处理过几回类似的事 I don't know how much experience you've had with this,
但我们可是吓尿了 吓尿了 but we were scared shitless. Scared shitless.
瞧这故事编的 当我傻逼是不? You must think that I'm some kind of moron to believe a story like that.
不 哦 不 No... Oh, no.
不 长官 绝非傻逼 您英明神武 No, sir. Not a moron, just...open-minded.
我们来梳理一下 这事疑点不少 Let me get this straight, cos I'm having trouble understanding something.
什么? 你说你正在干活 What? You say you were just working,
当这孩子一头栽进碎木机的时候 when this...kid...ran up and stuffed his head into that wood chipper?
对 事实如此 That's a fact. That is a fact.
而且我认为他们还想杀屋里的女孩 And I think maybe they might be trying to kill the girl that we have inside.
什么女孩? 你知道什么? What girl? You know what?
我想她应该可以讲清整件事情 She can maybe explain the whole thing if, uh...
如果我的铲子没砸晕她的话 if I hadn't have knocked her unconscious with a shovel.
这是... 是意外啦 That's... On accident.
是意外 On accident.
你说屋子里还有个失去知觉的女孩? You've got another one inside, and you say she's unconscious?
对 就在卧室里 Yeah, she's in my bedroom. That's...
那你最好给我看看是怎么回事 You better show me what you done with her.
跟我来 你来瞧瞧 Right this way. Let's show him. OK, I'm gonna put this leg down.
好主意啊 Great idea. Why don't you go and show him?
等等 他们上哪去? Wait, where is he going?
可别进去! 这边走 治安官 No, don't go in there. Right this way, Sheriff.
他在干嘛? What's he doing?
为什么不他妈逮捕他们? Why doesn't he fucking arrest them?
对光还有反应 Her eyes are equal, reactive to light.
好啦 她不会死 谢天谢地 At least she's not braindead. Oh, thank God.
我警告过你们远离这 你们就是不听 是吧? I told you boys to stay away from this place, but you just didn't listen, did you?
如今摊上两项过失杀人罪 Now, you're looking at least two counts of involuntary manslaughter,
够吃牢饭了 but you'd be lucky to get that.
长官 你看我俩像变态杀人魔吗? Officer, do we look like a couple of psycho killers to you?
这可难说 Well, it's... it's hard to say.
人不可貌相 Looks can be deceiving.
不要! Oh, don't!
治安官!你没事吧? Sheriff! You OK?
我靠 Oh, shit!
快点 是怎么回事? Come on! What is going on?
就这还能走啊? 健步如飞应该没啥事 How's he even walking, Tuck? He looks like he's gonna walk it off.
他不会有事了 He's gonna be fine.
别担心 一切尽在掌控 Don't worry, I got it.
那个治安...治安官... It's Sher... Sher...
我日啊他挂了! Oh, my God! They fucking killed him!
别锁住门 Unlock the door!
靠 早跟你说要修好那柱子 God damn it, Tucker! I told you we should have fixed that beam!
这不能怪我啊!你搞清楚了! 是你的错! You are not putting this on me! Do you understand me? This is your fault.
只顾玩什么游戏... 干活的人是我... In there playing board games with that little girl when I'm out working!
开他妈的门啊! Unlock the fucking door!
...要是你不去玩棋盘游戏 If you hadn't been playing board games with that little girl inside,
我早就有时间去修柱子啦 we would have had a little more time to fix the beam!
小心 Heads up.
我操你们他妈的混球! 不 不 不 Fuck you, you motherfuckers! No, no, no!
你先得打开下面的保险 Oh, you got to take the safety off on the side there.
不要 Don't do...
我靠! Jesus! Oh, God!
你该叫他小心点! You've got to start being more careful!
我想他不明白 I don't think he understands!
喔 Om.
"打开下面的保险"... "You gotta take the safety off"?
你有脑子吗? 事情搞成这样全是因为你 You're something, Dale. None of this would have happened if it wasn't for you!
啥? 没错 What? That's right!
要不是你想做好人 说什么她快淹死啦 For being such a goddamn Good Samaritan! "My God, she's drowning, Tucker.
要去救她 救她 至少救人一命啊 "Oh, let's save her." Hell! Well, at least she's still alive.
哈你妈路亚 别拿这事责怪她 Oh, halle-fuckin'-lujah! Don't you dare blame this on her!
我没怪她 我这是在怪你 I'm not blaming this on her, I'm blaming this on you!
知道吗 塔克 Well, you know what, Tucker?
我们要不去钓鱼的话 一切都不会发生 None of this would have happened if we hadn't have gone fishin'!
跟钓鱼有条毛关系! 我压根就不喜欢钓鱼! That isn't even an option. I don't even like fishin'!
你压根... You don't like...
你什么意思啊 不喜欢钓鱼? 其实... What do you mean, you don't like fishin'? I-I mean...
也还好啦 I like... I like it OK.
好啦 You know... I'm sorry.
抱歉 伤你心了吧 I'm sorry, Tucker. Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry.
是啊 有点 Yeah, you kinda did.
心都碎了 Cut it out!
塔克? Tucker...
詹格斯在哪? where's Jangers?
我靠 停 Shit. Stay here.
啊!该死 Aah! Damn.
混蛋 Nuts...
乡巴佬 你看着办吧! Hey, hillbilly! Your move.
狗娘养的 Oh, son of a bitch!
他抓了我的狗! 我操 They got my dog. Shit!
我们得有点行动 We gotta do something.
你带了钉枪吗? 带了 怎么着? Did you bring that nail gun in here? Yeah. Why?
趴低点 戴稳帽子 Stay low. Stay low to the ground. Keep your hat!
哦 Oh.
好 All right.
掩护我 嗯 Cover me. Uh...
我从没打过人 I ain't never shot at nobody before.
把他们想象成会移动的木板能轻松点 If it helps, think of 'em like moving two-by-fours.
哇 Whoa!
喔 抱歉 Whoa! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
你拖住他 Now, you create a distraction.
我从后门出去 I'm gonna go out the back door.
记着...戴尔 哦 And, Dale... Yeah.
尽量别射中我 Try not to shoot me.
好了 我尽量 好 OK, I'll try. All right.
他们怎么这么磨蹭? 不知道 What the fuck is taking so long? I don't know.
学生哥! 来尝尝这个? Hey, college kids! You want some of this?
好这口吧 大学生们? 味道怎么样 Ha-ha! You like that, college kids? How's that taste?
我的弹药可充足得很 傻逼! I got plenty more where that came from! Bunch of freaks!
我日 Shit!
见鬼啊 戴尔 淡定点行不 Jesus, Dale. Take it easy.
嘿 乡巴佬 Hey, hillbilly!
你再射我们 我就崩了你的狗 You shoot at us again, and your dog's dead!
你要敢杀它 我可会发狂的 If you kill my dog, I swear to God, I'll get really mad!
把女孩交出来 Then bring out the girl!
不然我就干掉你的狗 I'm gonna shoot your dog!
我要疯了 I'm gonna get really mad!
要彻底疯了 I'll get really mad!
回家去 快跑 不 跑错路了 死狗 Go home. Go! No, you're going the wrong way, shithead!
你好 Oh!
是个适合跑步的好日子 对不? It is a beautiful day for a run, isn't it?
老天 不要啊! Oh, God. Please, no.
这就行了? Are we done yet?
不好说 绳子埋好了 我们只有一次机会 I don't know, Naomi, is it covered? We may only get one chance at this.
陷阱弄好了 All right...trap's set.
嘿 他醒了 Hey...he's awake.
你们丫脑子有病是吧 小鬼? What the hell is wrong with you kids?
我们有病? What is the matter with us?
抓好他 嗯 Hold him steady. Yeah.
等等 停... Wait. Stop...
从没跟变态狂魔靠得这么近 I've never stood so close to pure evil before.
有点臭 我们只是试图做正当防卫 It kind of stinks. It was supposed to be 24-hour protection...
好了好了!我不能.... OK! Don't...
听着 我知道你们觉得好玩 但我没那嗜好 No, look, I know you kids are having fun, but I am not a thrill-seeker!
乡巴佬 到血债血偿的时候了! It's payback time, hillbilly.
血偿? 听我说... 你让我走 Payback... All right, look. Just let me go... Just let me go.
我回去开我的冰箱 I can get my cooler.
里面一打啤酒 Hey, I got 10 to 12 beers in there.
全都归你 很爽口的 哥们 They're yours. They're on ice right now, man!
这一下是为了迈克 不! This is for Mike! No!
呕!这些刺 OW! You prick.
戴尔? 爱莉森... Dale? Allison.
你感觉怎么样? How are you feelin'?
有点头晕 哦 A little fuzzy. Yeah.
什么... Wha...
什么事... What happ...
发生什么事了? 哦... What happened? Oh...
呃... Well, uh...
我不能... 我说不清楚 I can't... I can't really say.
嗯 Um...
太可怕了 It was so awful.
天 好难为情 对不起 Oh, my God. I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
我不能在女孩子面前哭 真该死 没事 I can't cry in front of a girl, God damn it. That's OK.
有时候哭出来能好受些 It's good to cry sometimes.
没事啦 It's OK, just...
尽情哭吧 Just let it out. It's OK, all right?
感觉好点没? There you go. It'll feel better.
来个深呼吸 Come on, just take a deep breath.
好了 现在... There we go. Now...
跟我说说是怎么回事 Now tell me what happened.
呃 这不好说 Well...it's hard to say.
嗯 Um...
你的朋友们... Your friends...
里面是不是有点什么病? Do some of your friends take medication?
怎么说? 我想他们可能忘了吃药 Why? Because I think they forgot to take it.
你在说什么? 他们人在哪? What are you talking about? What... Where are they?
有些正在外面 准备杀死我最好的朋友 还有我的狗 They're out there somewhere right now tryin' to kill my best friend...and my dog.
我都不知道你在说什么 我知道 I don't understand what you're talking... I know.
听着没道理 但那是事实 It doesn't make any sense. That's what the truth is.
看着就像你的朋友们集体发了疯 It's like all your friends just decided to go nuts all at the same time.
让我想想 我记得查德... The last thing I remember, I saw... I saw Chad and...
还有托德跑过来 然后 and then Todd was running at us, and...
我的天 我知道 Oh, my God. I know.
一开始我以为他们要杀你 At first I thought they were trying to kill you,
然后他们开始自杀 接着想杀我们 and then they started killing themselves and then they tried to kill us,
现在他们向我的狗下手 and now they're going after my dog...
我的詹格斯 ..Jangers.
我看他们就喜欢杀人 I guess they just like killing.
这当中肯定有什么误会 我的朋友从来不会害人 No, there must be some kind of mistake. My friends would never hurt anyone.
天 他们来了 Jesus, they're here!
要把我们全杀掉 快躲起来 They're not gonna stop till they kill all of us, I'm telling you. Hide!
戴尔 没事的 没人会伤害你 Dale, it's OK. Nobody wants to hurt you.
受死吧 乡巴佬! 有人可不这样想 Die, hillbilly! It sure sounds like someone does.
我去跟他们说 你呆在那 I'm gonna go talk to them, OK? Just stay there.
什么?不要 这只是个天大的误会 What? No, no. It's all just a big misunderstanding.
我们澄清它 We'll clear it right up, OK?
别去 爱莉森 那边情况不明 Allison, don't go out there! You don't know what it's like out there.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
哎 爱莉森! Ugh! Allison!
哦 Oh!
你看到他们了? Did you see them?
没 没? No. No?
那是塔克梯恤上的布 That's from Tucker's shirt.
是什么? What is that?
我的天! Oh, my God!
天啊 他们砍了他的手指 Oh, my God! They cut off his bowlin' fingers!
还有封信 There's a note right there.
现在我们拿下了你的朋友 来救他吧! "Now we got your friend. Try and get him!"
戴尔... 我晕了多久? Dale, how... how long was I out for?
几个小时吧 A few hours.
我不明白这是怎么了 I don't understand what...
我必须要去救塔克 I gotta go help Tucker.
该死的! God damn it.
我要收拾这些屁孩 My best friend needs me. I'm gonna get these kids.
等等 我们没做什么坏事 没做坏事? Wait. We don't want to escalate things. We don't want to escalate things?
他们可能以为你们要伤害我 No. They must have thought you were trying to harm me.
他们为什么这么想? Oh, and why would they think that?
我不知道 I... I don't know.
我想你知道 I think you do know.
那时我们在商店那碰到你们 Well, when we first saw you guys back at that store...
我们觉得你 we just thought that you looked...
有点点吓人 a little creepy.
人家只是紧张而已 没跟美女讲过话 I was nervous. I don't know how to talk to girls, and I...
我现在知道了 但当时不知道 Dale, I know that now, but we didn't then.
你那时觉得我是个变态? You thought I looked like some kind of freak.
我们误解了你 戴尔 We misjudged you, Dale. I...
我很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
别说抱歉 都是我的错 Don't be sorry. It's my fault.
我早该知道 我这种人 跟你这样的女孩说话 I should have known that if a guy like me talked to a girl like you,
没资格 somebody'd end up dead.
戴尔 不是那样的 Dale, it's... Dale, it's not like that.
要是见到你朋友 If you do see your friends...
告诉他们我从没想伤害谁 tell 'em that I never wanted to hurt anybody.
戴尔 等等 Dale, Dale, stop. Wait. No...
别去 Don't go there.
奶奶的 Oh, shit.
塔克! Tucker!
你在哪? Tucker, you cut there?
塔克? Tuck!
你妈的死大学生 Oh, goddamn stupid college kids.
塔克? Tucker!
戴尔 哥们 我来救你了! Dale! I'm comin' for you, buddy!
塔克? Tucker?!
哦 Yeah.
塔克? Tuck! Tucker!
戴尔... 嗨! Dale... Hey!
塔克? 这是个陷阱 Tucker. Dale, it's a trap.
是个啥? 是个陷阱 It's a what? It's a trap.
啥? What?
不要啊 老天! Oh, no. Oh, no! Tuck, no!
我还不想死啊!不要啊! I don't wanna die! Please!
我的天!塔克... Oh, God! Tucker!
戴尔... Dale...
哦 哦 哦 Oh. Oh... Oh...
真不想承认 I never thought I'd say this,
长这熊样还有点好处 but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear.
真好笑 That's funny.
哇 Whoa...
哦 戴尔 Oh... Dale...
那帮小子脑袋严重有病 that kid, he's got some serious issues.
我知道 让我把你弄下来 I know. Let's get you down from there.
等等 Wait!
抱歉 Sorry about that.
这假期糟透了 This vacation sucks.
我们走吧 Come on, let's go.
瞧这地方 Look at this place.
这就是恶魔的巢穴 但愿爱莉森还活着 This is where evil lives. Let's just hope that Allison's still alive.
爱莉森! Allison!
爱莉森! 查德? Allison! Chad?
查德? 嘘! Chad? Shh!
你们在干嘛? What are you guys doing?
来救你啊 傻妞 赶紧走 Saving you, stupid! Come on. Let's go.
干嘛这么说话? 没其他人在这 Why are you whispering? There's no one else here.
哦 Oh.
这太恐怖了 This place is really freaky.
他们没对你怎么样吧?爱莉? 呃? What have they done to you, Allie? Huh?
他们没对我怎么样 They haven't done anything to me.
查德 这是个天大的误会 Chad, this has all been a huge misunderstanding.
我们得放把火 让这化为灰烬 We have to burn this place to the ground. Destroy it completely.
别啊 查德 What? No, no. Chad...
查德 住手! Chad! Stop.
查德 住手! No, Chad, no. Chad, stop!
你不能这样 这是人家的度假屋 You can't do this. This is their vacation home.
你们好好听我说 好吧 You guys have to listen to me, OK?
塔克和戴尔没想伤害任何人 他们是好人 Tucker and Dale did not mean to hurt anyone. They're really nice.
不知所谓! You have no idea...
你搞不清楚状况是吧 爱莉森? what this is all about, do you, Allison?
呃? 不 Huh? No.
这些变态非常邪恶 These freaks are evil...
应该得到报应 and they deserve everything that's coming to them.
冷静点 OK, just relax, all right?
我只想说这是个误会 I'm just trying to explain this is all a big misunderstanding.
塔克他们对我以礼相待 Tucker and Dale have been nothing but gentlemen to me this entire time,
当你们害怕得跑掉的时候... 瞧他们做的事 while you guys have been terrorizing them. But they started this!
他们做了什么?他们救了我的命 By doing what? Saving my life?
等等 我记得社会心理学课程教过的 Wait a minute. I remember reading about this in my sociology class.
这叫斯德哥尔摩症候群 It's called Stockholm syndrome.
人质爱上绑匪 When someone who's been kidnapped falls in love with their kidnapper.
你爱上他们? You're falling in love with him?
不 什么啊? No. W-What?
查德 我想跟你解释 告诉我 Chad, the...The what? This is... Tell me...
你没爱上那个变态 爱莉森 you're not falling in love with that freak, Allison.
你怎么能爱他呢? How could you love him?
查德 你误会了 Chad, please. You don't understand.
爱还是不爱? Well, are you or are you not in love with him?
有毛病啊你? 说! What is the matter with you? Tell me!
放开那个女孩 Hey! Let the girl go.
查德 Tcha!
你还好吧 爱莉? 爱莉?他刚才叫你爱莉? Are you OK, Allie? Allie? Did he just call you Allie?
等等 大家好好谈谈 行吗? Wait. Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, OK?
没人想伤害对方 Nobody wants to hurt anyone.
你可骗不了我 ... You could have fooled me.
去你妈的!乡巴佬! 小杂碎! Fuck off, hillbilly. Eat shit, body perm.
等等!要不我冲壶茶 Wait! How about I make some tea,
大家坐下来说清楚 and we all sit and talk this out?
真是个好主意 再来盘手指三明治好了 Oh, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches.
我去来点啤酒 I'm gonna go get a beer.
查德 你坐这 好吧? OK, Chad, you...sit here, OK?
坐这 In this chair.
戴尔 Dale, you...
你坐这边 you sit in this one.
好 OK, good. Now, um...
我去泡茶 I'm gonna get the tea.
是洋甘菊花茶吗?我有哮喘喝不了 Is that camomile tea? I can't have that. It fucks with my asthma.
是格雷伯爵茶 It's Earl Grey.
我喜欢格雷伯爵茶 非常好 Oh, I love Earl Grey. That's great.
然后我们这么着 你们各自讲述自己一方的故事 Here's what we're gonna do. I want you each to tell your side of the story,
然后互相倾听 尝试理解对方 and as you're listening to the other person, I want you to see yourself in their shoes.
好吧 OK?
行 OK.
做出决定前 表达各自的情感 Now, it's important that we communicate our feelings
并理解对方的处境 这非常重要 and understand each ether's perspective before any progress can be made.
好的 OK.
查德 你先来 Chad, why don't you start?
我该他妈的从那说起呢 随你喜欢 Well, where should I fucking begin? Wherever you'd like.
话说很久很久以前 A long time ago,
我还没出生 对啊 也许没那么远 before I was born... OK, maybe not that far back.
这很重要 This is important.
我父母就是被他这种乡巴佬袭击的 You see, my parents, they were attacked by hillbillies just like him.
就在20年前 It was 20 years ago.
大屠杀日 The Memorial Day Massacre.
他们纯粹以杀人为乐 They brutally murdered everyone. Just for fun.
母亲拼命逃走 My mother ran for her life.
仍然落入魔爪 But they captured her.
我父亲束手无策 My father was helpless...
他不知道母亲当时已经怀了我 and he didn't even know that she was pregnant with me yet.
坏蛋当着他的面... And they forced him to watch...
摧残我母亲 while they tortured her.
但我母亲借机反击 But my mom, she fought back...
得以逃出生天 ..and she escaped.
父亲就没那么幸运 But my father wasn't so lucky.
他的尸体至今没被找到 His body was never found.
当我出生的时候 By the time I was born...
母亲已经被关在精神病院 my mother was already institutionalized.
这故事是我祖母告诉我的 I grew up hearing that story from my grandmother.
嗯 OK. Um...
感谢你分享你的故事 查德 Thank you for sharing with us, Chad.
不 我才不要去那 No, I'm not going in there! Hey, hey, hey.
查德说了 要是他们15分钟不回来 Now, Chad said if they were gone longer than 15 minutes,
我们就来轰爆这 we come in, guns blazing.
你连支枪都没有 够了 女人 别跟我吵! But you don't even have a gun. Damn it, woman! Don't argue with me!
他们在喝茶? 我现在可真想来杯茶! Are they drinking tea? Oh! I would totally love a cup of tea right now.
不 No!
不可能! No way.
肯定是个圈套 They're fucking trapped.
对 Oh...yeah.
来 我们得做点什么 Now, come on, we gotta do something.
到你了 It's your turn.
嗯 好吧 OK, well...
首先 First of all...
对你的亲人遭遇屠杀 我表示深切的同情 I am really sorry that your family got massacred.
那太可怕了 That is awful.
其次 我压根不会做那种事 Secondly... I didn't have anything to do with that, OK?
那时...我才6岁大 I mean, I would have been six years old at the time, so...
我没说是你 但肯定是你这种人 It may not have been you, but it was definitely your kind.
哪种人?我甚至不能伤害一条鱼 是吧 塔克? My kind? Now, hey, I can't even hurt a fish, can I, Tucker? I can't even hurt fish.
没错 他连条鱼都伤不了 That's right. He can't even hurt a fish.
我做不出那种事 I just can't do it!
好了 现在你们各自讲述了自己的故事 OK. S-So now that you've both expressed your side of the story,
你有什么感觉? how do you feel?
我感觉... I feel better. I feel...
好多了 I feel like a weight... Yeah, I feel good.
很好 我们的进展不错 Great. OK. We're really making good progress.
好戏上演啦!死变态! It's show time, freaks!
杰森不要啊! Jason! No!
我的天! Jesus Christ!
见鬼! Oh, shit, baby! Why didn't you duck? Why didn't she duck?
住手啊! Chad, st...
塔克! Get him, Tucker!
戴尔! Dale!
滚回地狱老家去吧!死变态! Go back to hell where you belong, freak!
靠 哇 Oh, shit! Whoa!
我操!查德 干屁啊! Shit! Chad, what the fuck?
别慌 在地上滚一滚 Be calm. It's just the leg. Stop and roll.
烧到腿啦! 别 不要用那个 I'm on fire! No, don't use that.
啊 Aargh!
停下来打个滚! Stop, drop, and roll!
离开那! Get away from him! Stomp it out!
跟烧炭似得 He's crackling like a log!
好臭! Oh, that stinks.
不好! 我该把那些搬走的 Oh, shit! I knew I shoulda moved that.
爱莉 赶紧走! Allie, run! Run!
快 走 Come on, let's go!
救我啊 Help me!
放手啊 婊子! Get off of me, you nasty bitch!
我的房子! My cabin.
你的房子! Your cabin.
我这临床专家做得真糟糕 I'm a terrible therapist.
什么? 不 那不是真的 别那样说 What? No, that's not true. Don't say that.
我觉得你做的很不错 I thought you did a great job in there.
真的? 真的 Really? Yeah, really.
取得了很好的进展 I think we were on the verge of a breakthrough.
谢谢夸奖 戴尔 真的很好 Thanks, Dale. That's really sweet.
各位 嗯 Uh, guys? Yeah.
我想我们得上车赶紧走人 I think we should go to the pickup truck right now.
我们得帮帮他 Wait. Maybe we should help him.
呃 还是算了 走吧 Argh! Never mind. Let's just go.
上车 Get to the truck!
塔克 塔克 Tucker! Tucker!
他跟上来啦! He's coming!
快走啊 开车啊! 快! 戴尔 OK, come on, truck. Come on, truck. Come on, Dale. Go, go!
别死踩油门 不然你来开好了! Do not flood it. Do you wanna drive?!
快走啊! 小心点 Guys, just go! Be careful with this.
这是我最后的财产了 This is the only thing I got left.
走 Go.
哦 疯子学生哥追不到了吧! Oh! Crazy college kid can't catch us now!
小心! Dale, look out! Huh?
干嘛呢 大男孩? Jangers, not now, boy.
詹格斯 Jangers, hey!
喔 詹格斯 Whoa. Jangers!
爱莉! Allie.
爱莉森? Allison!
爱莉森? Jangers... Allison!
她被抓走了 She's gone.
我靠 塔克 What the hell... Tucker?
塔克 怎么回事 Tucker, what happened? Tucker, what hap...
他抓走了爱莉 He took her.
我试着阻止了 I tried to stop him.
歇口气 Whoa, take it easy.
听着 戴尔 I tell you something, Dale.
不知道猴年马月才能再渡个假了 It's gonna be a long time before I take a vacation again.
操 塔克 都是我的错 Oh, shit. Tucker, this is all my fault.
瞧瞧你 不 Look at you. Nah.
我一开始就不该跟爱莉森说话 I never should have talked to Allison. You were right.
我这样的人跟她本来就没有交集 People like me and people like her just don't mix.
那不是真的 是真的 That's not true. It is true!
我甚至不该坐你的车一起出来 I never should have even came out here with you.
听我说 Listen to me.
还记得我们还是小孩那时候吗 Do you remember when we was kids...
我们一起去抓青蛙 and we used to go catch frogs down at that creek?
我记得 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I do.
记得吧 我们还比赛谁抓得多来着 Remember how we used to compete to see who could catch more?
记得 但现在不是谈这事的时候吧 Yeah, but I don't think now's the time to talk about it, Tucker.
我以前说我是故意让你赢的 因为我同情你 And I used to tell you that I let you catch more than me because I felt sorry for you.
我记得你还让我舔它们 I remember you used to let me lick 'em all, too.
那感觉挺怪的 That always made me feel kinda funny.
事实是 Yeah. Well, the thing is...
我并没有故意让你 I didn't let you catch more.
你确实赢了 你比我快得多 You caught 'em on your own. You was quicker than I was.
拜托 塔克 这是真的 Come on, Tucker. It's true.
我想告诉你 你其实比自己认为的强得多 What I'm trying to tell you... is that you're better than you think you are.
听着 那女孩看你... Listen to me. That girl sees it.
我注意到你们互相对视的样子 I've seen the way that the two of you look at each other.
我想她 You know, I think that she...
能看到你的本质 really sees you for who you are.
谁知道呢 等这事过去 Who knows? Maybe after this is all done...
你可以 you two can...
跟她来个约会还是什么的 date or something.
我才不信 只管去做啊 这是我想说的 I doubt it. Dude, that's what I'm talking about.
我不想听到什么废柴借口 I don't want any more negativity.
好啦 住口 OK. Stop it!
好 你是个好人 OK. You are a good man.
够聪明 You're smart...
够强壮 and you're strong...
也没自己想的那么丑 and you're not as ugly as you think you are.
谢谢 塔克 你这么说对我意义重大 Thank you, Tucker. That means a lot comin' from you.
人生苦短 我知道 Life is short. I know.
你必须得追逐梦想 去吧 戴尔 You gotta go after what you want. Go after her, Dale.
现在她比任何时刻都需要你 She needs you now more than ever,
尤其她老是被你砸晕脑袋 especially cos she's always falling down and hitting her head, knocking herself out.
好吧 但我不知道她被拐到哪去了 詹格斯知道 But I don't even know where he took her. Jangers'll know.
好了 但我不能把你丢在这 没事 OK, but I'm not leaving you here. No, no, no.
我还好啦 去吧 I'll be fine. Go.
友谊长存 友谊长存 Friends forever? Best friends forever.
噢 老天 Oh, Jesus!
这贼老天 抱歉 God! Fuck... I'm sorry.
好了 OK.
疼死了 That hurt very much!
我知道 深呼吸 I could tell. Just breathe in.
别用嘴 Out through your mouth.
去救她 Go get her. Go get her.
帮我个忙 尽管说 Do me a favour. Anything.
给我干爆那狗屁大学生 行吗 Kick the shit out of that little college dickhead for me, would you?
我让他啃自己脚丫 你等着吧 I'm gonna shove my boot down his fuckin' throat. You stay here, OK?
走吧 詹格斯 Come on, Jangers, let's go.
干得好 詹格斯 Good boy, Jangers. Good boy.
你待在这 我一个人过去 OK. You gotta let me take it from here, OK, pup?
别担心 我知道自己在干嘛 Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing.
多多少少吧 好 停 More or less. OK, stay.
你发什么神经? What is the matter with you?
我发神经? What is the matter with me?
你知道我受了多少苦 就为了救你? Do you have any idea what I've been through trying to save you?
不 No.
你却背叛了我 爱莉森 You've gone hillbilly on me, Allison.
现在我有意宽恕你 Now, I'm willing to forgive you...
不过你得恳求我 but you're gonna have to beg.
查德 Chad...
哦 Oh!
这个歉意之吻可不够好 That was just not a very nice apology kiss.
没什么诚意啊 爱莉 You see, we're making up, Allie,
你得充满热情 so you have to be more passionate than that!
查德 不要 这是开始 Chad, please... That's a start.
不要... 这就好点 Please... You're getting warmer.
请停下来 Just stop, please!
不 不 我不会停 No. I'm not gonna stop.
这才刚刚开始 I've only just begun.
你想见乡巴佬杀手 就让你见识一下 You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly.
爱莉 是我 Allie! Allie! Hey, it's just me. Hey...
好了 戴尔? It's OK. Dale?
哎 你怎么穿成这样? Yeah. What are you wearing?
噢 就一些装备 看着不错吧? What? Oh, I thought it might look kind of intimidating. Does it?
还行 赞 Yeah. Sweet.
你过来帮我吗? Dale, you wanna... you wanna help me here?
等会 就来 Oh, yeah. Hang on, I'm comin'.
等会 Hang on.
这都是什么啊? 谢谢你来救我 OK, what do we got here? Thank you for coming for me.
没什么大不了 顺路而已 It's no big deal. I was headed over this way anyway, so...
真甜蜜啊 How sweet.
乡巴佬想救出梦中情人 The dim-witted hillbilly is trying to save the girl of his dreams.
哦 太紧了 What kind of knot is this?
你以为自己能赢 你错了 You think you're gonna win, but you're wrong.
是时候向姑娘道别了 It's time to say goodbye to the girl.
你不该背叛我 爱莉森 You shouldn't have betrayed me, Allison.
不要! 天哪! No. Oh, jeez. No, no!
戴尔! 好 好 Oh, Dale! Dale! OK. OK.
好的 戴尔! OK, OK. Dale!
兔子兔子快点跑 绕着大树转圈子 Hold on! OK, rabbit comes out the tree, rabbit goes around the tree...
戴尔 加把劲 好啦 好啦! Dale, come on! OK! Jesus, OK!
这可真是太差劲了 Oh, that is really too bad.
你没事吧 啊? 因为我可不要... Are you OK, huh? Because I didn't mean to...
戴尔! Dale!
是时候跟你算账了 It's time for you to feel my pain.
尽管来吧 婊子 Bring it, frat bitch.
戴尔!快来! 咱们离开这 Dale, over here! Come on! Let's get outta here.
这儿走 Come on. Come on. Here! Come on!
上楼去 快 Go! Go, get up there. Go. Come on. Quick, quick, quick.
给我 对 给我 Dale, here! Oh, yeah, give me that.
顶上箱子 Put a couple boxes on there.
天 这死屁孩真难对付 Oh, Jesus H Christ! That kid is tough as nails.
你没事吧? 没事 我还好 Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.
好了 我们能歇一会了 OK. OK. Looks like no one's been here for a while.
唔 我们得找点合适的家伙 Yeah. What we need to find is some kind of weapon,
又大又锋利那种东西 something preferably big and sharp so I can stab him!
不!操! Nah! Shit...
这个估计行 Oh, hey! This might work, huh?
不行 Or not.
"洋甘菊花茶" CAMOMILE TEA
天哪 戴尔 Oh, my God. Dale?
什么? 来瞧瞧这个 What? Come here and look at this.
看 Look.
什么? 看着眼熟吧? "屠杀日凶手落网" What? Something look familiar? MEMORIAL DAY MURDERER FOUND!
这不是那治安官么? Hey, ain't that that dead Sheriff right there? No, that picture.
这张照片 看中间那个家伙 哦耶 Look at the guy in the middle. Oh, yeah.
看着像下面那个肯德基红烧大学生 He looks just like that Kentucky fried college kid down there.
没错 真奇怪 Yeah. That's funny.
唯一幸存者向警方举报杀手 And it says here, "The single survivor leads police to the Memorial Day Killer.
幸存者曾遭受虐待与强暴 "The survivor is reported to have been tortured and raped.
现已送往精神病院 "She's now undergoing psychiatric evaluation."
想想看 他说他的母亲没有逃脱... Think about it. He said his mother was captured and his father...
父亲的尸体没被找到 His father's body was never found.
我想我们找到他了 I think we've just found him.
操 Holy S-H-I-T.
我的天! Jesus Christ!
查德! Chad!
去死吧 变态! 等等 Time to die, freak! Wait!
就等一下 Just wait! Wait, wait!
等等!查德 Wait, Chad! Wait!
你也是乡巴佬 闭嘴 You're a hillbilly, too! Shut up!
不!看看! No! Look!
这个就是你爹 That's your real father. Right there!
才不是! No. No!
是真的 查德 你是个半乡巴佬 It's true, Chad. You're half hillbilly.
不可能! It can't be.
他们骗了我 They lied to me!
你们怎能这样? How could they?
也许他们只是不想让你知道真相 Maybe they didn't want you to know the truth.
没有什么真相 There is no truth!
全都是谎言! Everything is a lie!
你做了什么? 撒了点洋甘菊粉末 What did you do? Anthemis nobilis.
什么? 就是洋甘菊花茶的原料 What? It's the ingredient in camomile tea
会导致哮喘患者过敏 that causes an anaphylactic reaction in rare cases where people are allergic to it.
这事情我过耳不忘 Like I said, I remember weird stuff.
没事的 只要给他吸药器 But he'll be OK, as long as we get him his inhaler.
或者不给 Or not.
准备好了? OK, here we go. And, you ready?
等会 牙齿上面没菜吧? 牙齿干净 Uh, yeah, wait. My teeth. Do I got any... Teeth are clear.
干净?好 稍等 开拍 Clear? OK, just give me a second. And we're rolling.
昨夜的混乱事件 The chaos and confusion of what transpired here last night
尚未厘清疑云 is still being unravelled.
表面上是变态杀手所为 What appears to be a tragic mass suicide
也可能是疯狂大学生集体自杀 involving a group of mentally unstable college kids
其尸体尚未被发现 may in fact be the work of a lone deranged killer whose body has yet to be found.
这场惨剧发生于... 敲 敲 The killings happened on the .... Knock knock. Hey!
嗨 哥们 你感觉怎么样? 我感到... Hey, buddy. How you feeling? I'm feeling...
很嗨 全身都泡满了药 high on prescription medication.
唔 很可能 Yeah, looks like it.
他们找到了我的手指 They found my fingers.
瞧瞧 Check it out.
吔 我说... Yeah. I got to tell you...
我不记得我手指以前是这个样子的 I don't remember that one looking that way.
你看着好笑吧 Does that look funny to you?
没 才没呢 No. No, not really.
看着很自然 很好 That looks natural. It's good.
对了 我给你买了点东西 By the way, I brought you something.
先合上眼 好吗 好 Shut your eyes, OK? All right.
好了 睁眼吧 OK, open them.
哦 Oh...
哦 好伙计 伙计 这可是蓝带啤酒 Oh, buddy. That's a PBR, buddy.
美啊 That... that's a thing of beauty.
也许是冻过的 哦 哦 It's cold, too, should be. Oh, oh...
另外 还附赠你 Look what else I got you.
最爱的吸管 A bendy straw, your favourite sipping utensil.
就这样了 There you go.
嗯 嗯 Mmm. Mmm!
你好好享受吧 好吗 Don't choke. I'm gonna let you rest. You enjoy that, OK?
我回头再多带点 Drink the whole thing. When I come back, I'm gonna have more.
戴尔? 嗯! Dale? Yeah?
你约她没有? Did you ask her?
约什么? 看在上帝份上 你约她出去没有? Ask her what? Did you ask her out, for God's sake?
呃 Oh. Well...
我想来着 但一直没有机会 所以... I was gonna, but then I never actually got the chance, so...
戴尔 Dale!
你真是没救了 知道吗 You are hopeless, you know that? You're hopeless.
嗯 你可能是对的 Yeah. You're probably right about that.
不过 Except for...
她说过喜欢玩保龄球 she kinda mentioned to me that she's a pretty darn good bowler, so...
所以我们准备打球去 we're goin' bowling.
你这个小混球 我先走了 You little dickhead. I'm outta here.
哦 OW.
唔!好吧 Whoo! Yes.
戴尔多布森 你是个幸运儿 侥幸而已 Dale Dobson, you are one lucky man. I guess it's just beginner's luck.
那姑娘打得真棒 That girl has got an amazing set... of bowling fingers.
我知道 听着 我告诉您你 I know. Listen, let me tell you something, OK?
人生苦短 小子 你得主动追逐梦想 Life is short, BJ. You have to go after what you want,
因为天上可不会掉馅饼 because it sure as heck fire ain't gonna just fall right into your lap.
对 你说得对 我知道 You know somethin'? You're right. I know.
我要过去跟妹子聊聊 听着 I'm gonna go talk to her. OK. Right, now, listen to me, though.
别紧张 做自己就好 Don't be nervous, and just be yourself, OK?
好 Yeah.
明白就好 上吧 伙计 You got 'er. Go, buddy.
嗨 Hey.
我很有一手 是吧? 确实 你很棒 I'm pretty good at this, aren't I? You are. That was great.
爱莉 希望这不会显得有点傻 Listen, Allie, I hope you don't think this is too stupid or whatever,
但我想送你点东西 but I got you a little something.
戴尔 很有心啊 还好啦 Dale, that's so sweet. You didn't have to do that.
我知道 应该的 I know. I wanted to.
哦 我的天 Oh, my gosh.
你知道这是什么吧? 安全头盔啊 You know what that is? Yes, it's a... it's a helmet.
粉红色头盔 It's a pink helmet.
你戴这个好些 I think, you know, it might just be better if you wear that every day from now on, so...
很好 谢谢 真是太棒了 OK, thank you. You're welcome.
不客气 It's perfect.
戴尔 听着 So, listen, Dale, I'm, uh...
对于之前的一切我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry about everything that happened.
道什么歉? 我过得很开心 What do you mean? For what? I had a great time.
当然 死人流血什么的 I mean, except for all the people dying, when they were bleeding on us and everything.
不是很好玩 That wasn't so much fun, but...you know...
但我享受着和你度过的每一分钟 I enjoyed every minute I got to spend with you.
戴尔 让我说完 Dale... You know what? Let me just say this,
因为我不知道还有没有机会在一起... cos I don't know if we're ever gonna get to spend this kind of time together again,
我只想告诉你... and I want to let you know that I...
我感同身受 I feel the same way.
真的? 真的 Really? Really.
傻逼! BJ!
上帝啊 我们该去帮她吗? Oh, my God, should we go help her?
不! Hell, no.
管它呢! Whatever.