翻译：hardstick 校订：hardstick 时间轴：hardstick
Okay, 好吧，
let's get this straight 让我们直说吧
I don't want to hear another word of this Y2K nonsense 我不想再听到，关于“千年虫”的废话了
Phones going dead, electricity cut-off, 电话断了，供电停了，
banks collapsing,or even planes falling out of the sky 银行崩溃,甚至飞机从空中坠落
The end of the world is not coming! 世界末日，还没有到来!
The numbers in our calendar will change, yes, 我们日历上的数字会改变，是的，
all four at once, 四个数位，同时出现，
but they're only numbers! 但它们只是数字!
Mankind has been through this before 人类之前，已经经历过
At eight o'clock, 在8点钟，
a lot of very important people will dine at our tables 许多非常重要的人，将在我们的餐桌上用餐
The mood in which they leave in the morning 他们早上离开这里的心情
will impact the lives of millions of ordinary people 将影响数百万普通人的生活
Our duty is to make sure that no one's ass gets sore 我们的职责是，确保没有人，因为坐在太硬的椅子上
from sitting on too hard a chair, 而屁股酸痛，
that they all stuff themselves with caviar to their heart's content, 要让他们都把自己吃的鱼子酱，变成了他们的衷心的满足，
that bubbles of champagne will gush from their noses and ears 要让香槟馥郁的气泡，从他们的鼻孔，甚至耳朵眼里散发出
Is that clear? 听明白了吗？
- Trying to make a point, Tonino? - No -你想补充几点吗？托尼诺？ -没有。
I mean, yes 我是说，是的
Couldn't agree more, boss 完全同意您，老板
I expect nothing more from you all than our usual... 我对你们所有人的期望，比我们平常还甚...
politeness, precision, and perfection 礼貌，精确，完美
Five, four, three, two, one... 五，四，三，二，一...
Twelve hours left 还剩下十二个小时
Let's get to work everybody!Let's get to work! 大家开始工作吧！让我们开工吧！
Too salty 太咸了
Pour it out! 倒掉！
Pour it out! 把这倒掉！
Slowly, slowly, be careful, be careful 慢点，慢点，小心，小心
Push it back... 把它推过去...
Push it back more, this side 在推过去一点，这边
Push this side back more, it's stuck 把这点推过去点，它卡住了
Stop, stop, stop 停，停，停
Step away, step away 稍稍退后，稍稍退后
Wow. What a night 哇。这晚过得
What a night! 多么精彩的一晚！
May I help you, sir? 我能帮您什么吗？先生
- My room key - What would be the room number? -我的房间钥匙 -房间号是多少？
I don't remember,look it up on your thing 我记不得了，看看你们的记录
Faraday, Simon Faraday 法拉第，西蒙.法拉第
I'm sorry, sir, according to my files you're not staying with us 我很抱歉，先生，根据我们的记录，您不住在我们这里
Would you tell your files we've been staying at the Grand Bellevue 你能跟你们的记录说，我们在圣诞夜和新年夜一直都
at Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve,for 15 years! 住在大贝尔维尤酒店，都15年了！
My compliments,then you should probably go there 我向您表示祝贺，那你似乎应该去那里
- Where? - The Grand Bellevue -去哪里？ -大贝尔维尤酒店
A short walk down the road 沿着这条路，再走一小段
Hasn't moved an inch since 1912 它从1912年起，就没有移动过一英寸
Sir! 先生！
Tonino! 托尼诺！
- Yes, sir? - Can't they see it's not centered? -什么事，先生？ -他们就看不出来，这还没有居中吗？
- I'll take care of it immediately, sir - It's not a chair you can move around -我会马上处理的，先生 -这不是一把可以移动的椅子
- It's heavy - Sorry -它很沉 -对不起
- Good morning, Mr. Minetti - Good morning -早上好,米内蒂先生 -早上好
- Slept well? - Like a baby -睡得好吗？ -睡得像婴儿
Our boys will be happy to carry those to the ski room 我们的小伙子们很乐意，把这个带到滑雪室
Oh, no! My Scott-Pros? No, thanks 噢，不！ 这是我的斯各特牌专业款滑雪杖？不用了，谢谢
I've had these babies stolen from me once 我的这款宝贝雪杖，有次就被偷过
Not here, Mr. Minetti,we can take care of your babies 不能拿着在这里，米内蒂先生，我们会照顾好，你的宝贝的。
Do you know how long it takes to import them from Idaho? 你知道从爱达荷州进口到这儿，需要多长时间吗?
I'd rather keep them under my bed 我宁可在睡觉时，把它们放在我的床底下
Did you see him? 你看见他了吗？
- Bongo! - Bongo? -邦戈！ -邦戈？
Bongo! He's a big star 邦戈！他是个大明星
- Really? What was he in? - He's done hundreds of movies ―真的吗?他干什么的？ -他拍了上百部电影
"Sex Odyssey", "Sperminator? 《性感奥德赛》，《捐精者》
"Pulp Friction"...The list is just endless 《用纸擦干净》...举不胜举
Such a beast without a muzzle! 不带口套的畜生！
I'm sorry, sir 对不起，先生
C'mon, little boy 算了，小伙子
Get up here now 到这儿来
C'mon, Mr. Toby, shit! 来吧,托比先生,拉屎吧!
We don't have all day 我们一整天都没拉屎了
Is Bongo your real name? 邦戈，是你的真名吗？
An artistic pseudonym 那时我的艺名
I knew it 我知道了
- My mother told me all about you - Ashley, God! -我妈跟我说了你的事 -阿什莉，天呐!
Good thing it wasn't your grandma 还好那不是你奶奶
Do you still work? 你还在工作吗?
In private 为私人工作
- No more movies? - Ashley, come -不再拍电影了？ -阿什利，算了吧
I'm retired now 我现在退休了
Hi, darling! 嗨，亲爱的！
How are you? 你好吗？
My God, time stays still for you 天啊,你一点儿都没变
And you, getting younger every year 而你，一年比一年年轻
Come on 来吧
Seriozh, take everything to the suite 赛若日，把行李都拿去套房
- Let's go - Holy shit! Holy shit! -我们走 -真好啊！真好啊！
What the hell is going on? 发生了什么？
All right 没事了
- I asked for champagne - Hi -我要了香槟 -你好
How about a safe? Do you have a safe safe here? 保险箱怎么样？你们这里有保险箱吗？
Absolutely, this way, follow me 当然,这边走,跟我来
Please 请
You want to fit a suitcase in one of these? 你认为这些，能装得下一个行李箱吗？
You can put the content into several safes or... 你可以把贵重物品，放进几个保险箱或者...
All of them? 所有这些？
I'll get the manager 我去找经理
What the hell do you mean you can't find my reservation? Are you a retard? 你说找不到我的预订，是什么意思?你是弱智吗?
It's that... 是这样的...
Mr. Crush! 克拉什先生！
So nice to see you back with us,what seems to be the problem? 很高兴看到你回来入住，有什么问题吗？
This imbecile is trying to convince me I don't have a reservation 这个白痴在跟我争辩，说我没有预订房间
I am so sorry,there must be some sort of error 我很抱歉，肯定是哪里出了差错
- Maybe you forgot to reserve? - I don't make my own travel plans -也许你忘了预订客房？ -我不自己制定旅行计划
I have two competent assistants and they made them twice 我有两个能干的助手，他们都预定两回了
Once would be enough,if it got through to us 如果是通过我们，一回就够了
You're telling me the people that work for me are lying? 你是说，我手下的人在撒谎吗?
Certainly not, Mr. Crush,let me assure you, no need to worry 当然不是，克拉什先生，我向你保证，不用担心
- We'll do our best to find a solution - Find a solution? -我们会尽最大努力，找到解决办法 -找到解决办法?
Sorry, but the Russians need a bigger safe 对不起，那些俄国人，想要大一点儿的保险箱
- If you'll excuse me... - No, you're not going anywhere -如果您能原谅我，离开一下... -不，你哪儿都别想去
Get me into my suite first,then you do what you gotta do 你先带我进我的套房，然后你再去忙别的
My colleague is already working on it and I'll be back right away 我的同事已经在做了，我马上就回来
This is un-fucking-believable! 真他妈地难以置信！
This whole place is turning to shit 这整个酒店，都快完蛋了
- Do you like chocolate? - What? -你想吃巧克力吗？ -什么？
- Chocolate - Chocolate? -巧克力 -巧克力？
Good morning, my name is Hansueli Kopf,I'm the hotel manager 早上好，我是汉苏利.科普夫，是这酒店的经理
I hear you need some help 我听说，你们需要一些帮助
We have fragile luggage that we would like to place in a safe 我们有易碎的行李，想放在安全的地方
Yes 好的
During World War 11,the Swiss central bank stored its reserves here 第二次世界大战期间，瑞士中央银行将其储备，存放在这里
Perfectly secure as you can see 正如你们所见，绝对安全
...See? ...看见了？
We'll change the bulb right away 我们马上换灯泡
- Nobody has been down here in a while - Don't bother, Mr. Kompf -这里已经好久没人来过了 -别麻烦了，科普夫先生
- Just give me the key - That's absolutely out of the question -只要把钥匙给我就行 -那是绝对不可能的
- Why? - Because... -为什么？ -因为...
- It's the hotel policy - Change the policy -这是酒店的政策 -把这政策改了
All I want to do is drink! 我只想喝酒！
214
Girls... 姑娘们...
- 210 and 209 - Connected? -210和209 -都有连通吗？
As you requested 按你的要求
The bodyguards' room is just opposite 保镖的房间在对面
We put in two rollaways,I hope it won't be too cramped 我们放了两张折叠床，希望不会太挤
- Sorry for the inconvenience - Don't worry -抱歉给你们带来的不便 -不用担心
Why are you making faces? You can cuddle at night 干嘛还摆出张臭脸？ 你们晚上可以抱团睡
Thank you, sir 谢谢您，先生
Mr. Tell, just trust me, okay? I know this stuff inside out 泰尔先生，相信我，好吗？我对这些事情了如指掌
Y2K hits, no one's gonna have a clue “千年虫”病毒来袭，没人会知道的
Not for a long time,not for a very long time 不会很长时间，不会很长时间
No, I don't think that's a very good idea 不,我不认为，这是个好主意
Why won't we do this? Why don't we meet in my suite and... 我们为什么不这么做呢?不如我们在我的套房见面...
I'll walk you through the details 我来告诉你细节
- Twelve-thirty? - Sir, your room is ready -12点半？ -先生，您的客房准备好了
- What's the number please? - 707 -房间号？ -707
Great 很好
Okay, twelve-thirty sharp 好的，12点半，准时见
All right, Mr. Tell, I'll see you then 好吧，泰尔先生，到时候见
Suite 707 707套房
Here's your room, sir 这是您的房间，先生
- Get that asshole manager up here! - Yes, sir, right away, sir -让那个混蛋经理，到这儿来! -是的，先生，马上，先生
Leave that, leave that right there 放下，就放在那儿
Get out 出去
Whoever draws the short stick sleeps on a cot 抽到短棍的人，睡简易床
Damn, I can't even fit on that 该死，我都躺不下
Pick one 选一个
Dear Russians, 亲爱的俄罗斯同胞，
today, 今天，
on the last day of the outgoing century, 在即将过去的世纪的最后一天，
I am retiring 我将要退休
I have made a decision 我做了一个决定
Today, I am addressing you for the last time as Russian president 今天，我最后一次，以俄罗斯总统的身份，向你们讲话
Is your TV working? 电视开着吗？
What the heck? 什么事？
May I turn it on? 我能开电视吗？
Help yourself 你随便
Can't get porn in your room? 你房间里，看不到色情节目吗？
In accordance with the constitution, 根据宪法，
as I'm retiring, 当我退休时，
I have signed a decree 我已经签署了一道政令
entrusting the duties of the president of Russia to Prime Minister 将俄罗斯总统的职责，委托给总理
Vladimir Vladimirovic Putin 弗拉基米尔・弗拉基米罗维奇・普京
For the next three months 在今后的四个月中，
he will be the head of state 他将是国家元首
Are you out of your mind? Can you see me sleeping in this fucking broom closet? 你疯了吗?你能看到我，睡在这破杂物间里吗?
Or can you see me trying to take a piss in this dollhouse toilet of yours? 或者，你能看到我，在你的玩具屋般的厕所里，撒尿吗?
I know Mr. Crush, this is the worst room in the hotel, I absolutely agree 克拉什先生，我完全同意，这件房间，是酒店中最糟糕的房间
But we don't have anything else 但我们的确没有，其他房间了
I'm here to offer you a complimentary bottle of champagne with our apologies 为了表达我们的歉意，我们免费赠送您一瓶香槟
Know what you can do with that champagne? 知道你可以用香槟，做什么吗?
Would you like some chocolates? 你想要一些巧克力吗?
Listen... 听着...
I want you to listen,I want you to listen carefully 我要你听着，仔细听着
I make one phone call, one phone call, 我只要打个电话，就一个电话，
before you change your shirt,and I'm gonna own your fucking hotel 在你换下你的衬衣之前，我就拥有了，你们这该死的酒店
Anything else? 还需要别的吗？
Wait, woah, woah, I like that 等下，哇，哇，我喜欢那间
I like that a lot...You know what? I'll take it 我非常喜欢那间房...你知道吗? 我就住了。
No, Mr. Crush, this suite is taken 不行，克拉什先生，这间房有人住了
The guest is downstairs,signing autographs 客人就在楼下，正在签名入住呢
Get the fuck out of my room 滚出我的房间
Has everybody in this hotel gone insane? 这酒店里的每个人，都疯了吗?
Othmar!Are we serving penguin now? 奥斯马!我们现在供应企鹅宴吗?
- Penguin? - Yes -企鹅？ -是的
Maybe with a little garlic and tarragon 也许要配有一些大蒜和龙蒿
we could sell it as shark fin 我们可以把它当鱼翅卖
No, Mr. Kopf, this came for... 不,科普夫先生,这是发给...
Arthur Duncan Dallas "III" 亚瑟・邓肯・达拉斯“TTT”
Is not "III", it's "the Third" 不是“III”，是“三世”
Arthur Duncan Dallas the Third 亚瑟・邓肯・达拉斯三世
To be delivered to his suite 送到他的套房去
- To his suite? - Yes -送到他的套房？ -是的
Tonino? 托尼诺？
Yes, boss? 是的，老板？
Do you know anything about a penguin for Dallas Duncan the Third? 你知道，达拉斯・邓肯三世的企鹅吗?
A stuffed penguin? 一个填充玩具企鹅？
No, live penguin! 不，活企鹅！
You wait here and you watch this thing 你们在这里等着，把这家伙看住了
Now we're babysitting a penguin 现在，我们成照看企鹅的了
These wealthy people... 这些富人们...
They'll lose everything at midnight 他们会在午夜失去一切
Morning Arthur, here's your masterpiece,all typed up and looking good 早上好，亚瑟，这是你的杰作，都打印好了，看起来不错
This must be a complete surprise 这绝对是个惊喜
All we need now is people to join in the chorus 我们现在需要的，就是找人加入合唱团
Come on in 请进
Hansueli! Perfect timing 汉苏利！来得正好
- Come on in, come on in - Good morning, Mr. Dallas... -请进，请进来 -早上好，达拉斯先生...
- I'm so sorry to... - I know things are insane today... -我很抱歉... -我知道，今天都很疯狂...
I'm afraid I'll need to borrow some of your most talented personnel 恐怕我需要借用一些，你们最有才华的员工
- I won't keep them long - Well, yes, but... -我不会，借用他们太久的 -是的，但是...
- I'm here to talk about the penguin - He's here? -我是来谈，企鹅的事情的 -他来了?
Oh, great! He's key to this whole wedding anniversary 哦,太棒了!他是整个结婚纪念日的关键人
You know, Mr. Dallas, we don't have much experience with wild animals 你知道，达拉斯先生，我们对野生动物没有什么经验
He's the gentlest creature in heaven! 他是天堂里，最温柔的生灵！
He's the mascot of my marriage 他是我婚姻的吉祥物
You see,one year ago today my wife and I were married at San Pietro di... 你看,一年前的今天,我和妻子结婚了，就在那个叫圣彼得di...
- Positano - Positano -波西塔诺 -波西塔诺
A hotel as charming as your own 那家酒店，和你们酒店一样迷人
They had a penguin 他们那里，养着企鹅
It was most extraordinary thing 这是最不寻常的事情
And my wife would feed him out of her hand, every day at the table 我妻子每天在饭桌上，用手喂他
It became a symbol of our happiness 它成为我们幸福的象征
- I'm beginning to understand - Well, I've written some words -我开始有些明白了 -还有，我已经写了些歌词
to the tune of "Happy Birthday" 伴随生日快乐旋律唱出
Can you get us some decent voices to sing this with us? 你能找些嗓音不错的人，来为我们唱吗？
- To the penguin? - To my wife -唱给企鹅？ -唱给我妻子
Of course 当然
With pleasure 很乐意做这事
- I'll take care of it immediately - Good, good, good -我马上去办这件事 -很好，很好，很好
An amazing paillette dress 那件金箔裙，很令人惊异
It's him! It's him! 是他！ 是他！
He's here! 他来这儿了！
Good morning, Dr. Lima, caipirinha? 早上好，利马医生，凯匹林纳？
Hello, Luigi, you know I'm hooked on your caipirinhas 你好,路易吉,你知道，我迷上了你调的凯匹林纳鸡尾酒
- It'll make the end of the world better - The end of the world? -那会让世界末日更美好 -世界末日?
- Y2K! Doomsday! - You can't believe in this nonsense! ―Y2K千年病毒！世界末日! -你不能相信这些废话!
Of course I do, I'm ready for anything I took all my savings out of the bank 当然了，我已经准备好了。我把所有的存款，都从银行取出来了
You don't understand, he's so important 你不明白，他太重要了
Dr. Lima! 利马医生！
I don't want to disturb you,but I'm so happy to see you 我不想打扰你，但是我很高兴见到你
You remember me? 你还记得我吗？
Gloria, Gloria Robinson 葛洛莉亚，葛洛莉亚.罗宾逊
You did me a few years back 你几年前，治愈过我
Yes, yes, of course 是的，是的，当然记得
My lips 我的嘴唇
Your mouth, of course 你的嘴部，想起来了
And your nose, too, right? 还有你的鼻子，对吧?
Just a touch 只是修整了一下
"The Lima touch", they call it 他们管这叫“利马整形”
May I introduce my dear friend, Alice? 我能把我好朋友，爱丽丝，介绍给您吗？
I'm so happy to meet you, Dr. Lima 很高兴见到你,利马医生
I've been waiting so long for this opportunity 我等这个机会，等了很久了
What a golden opportunity! 真是个千载难逢的机会!
- It's a pleasure - Could you give Alice an appointment? -这是我的荣幸 -您能给爱丽丝，安排一次预约吗？
Well, I'm actually on vacation 嗯，现在，我正在度假
- Please! - Alice has a problem with her breasts -求您了！ -爱丽丝的乳房，有些毛病。
She had a procedure a little while ago, 她前些日子，做过一次手术，
and they botched it 他们修整得很笨拙
Yeah 是的
What's the problem? 有什么毛病？
Symmetry 不对称
Are we even allowed to do this under union rules? 我们甚至可以在工会规则下，这样做吗?
Mr. Dallas is very rich,maybe we'll get a big tip 达拉斯先生很有钱，也许我们会得到一大笔小费
You know why the rich are rich?Because they don't tip 你知道富人为什么有钱吗?因为他们不给小费
Puff! 帕夫！
Puff, where are you? Puffball, your princess is awake 帕夫，你在哪儿？帕夫球，你的公主醒了
To Magnolia from me 送给我的玛格诺丽亚
Yes, it's from Dallas Three 这是来自达拉斯三世
For our endless happiness 为了我们无尽的幸福
blooms a Magnolia tree 像木棉树一样，开花结果
Happy bride and bridegroom 新浪新娘，纪念日快乐
Here in our humble room 这是有我们简陋的小屋
My most precious entity 我最宝贵的实体
is my Magnolia bloom 是我的玛格诺丽娅的花朵
Yeah! 耶！
My darling! 我亲爱的！
Next year will be even better 明年会更好
Oh, my God! 哦，我的上帝！
Is he really for me? 他是送给我的吗？
- He's all yours - What a cutie! -他是你的 -多可爱啊！
Come here, baby 过来，宝贝
Come on 来啊
- Why won't he come out? - Pussy, pussy, pussy... -为什么他不出来? -小家伙，小家伙，小家伙...
Pussy, pussy? 小家伙，小家伙？
Does anyone know how to wrangle a penguin? 有谁知道，如何与企鹅打交道吗?
I wouldn't touch that fucker with a beanpole 我才不会用豆竿，碰那该死玩意儿
- Maybe lure him with food? - He likes fish -也许用食物引诱他? -他喜欢吃鱼
That one looks tasty 那个看起来很好吃
Don't touch the fish! Please, don't touch the fish! 别碰那鱼! 请不要摸那条鱼!
- Call the room service - Order him some salmon -叫客房服务 -给他点三文鱼
Not smoked, fresh 别熏制，要新鲜的
Precy! 普瑞西！
Come, quickly! 快来！
- Madam? - Madam? -夫人？ -夫人？
Slap her 抽她个嘴巴
You slap her 还是你抽吧
What does she feed it to make it stink like that? 她给它喂了什么，才让它这么臭的?
Caviar 鱼子酱
She feeds her dog caviar 她给狗喂鱼子酱
It's not good for dogs? 这样对狗不好吗？
People in India are starving to death and she feeds her dog caviar! 印度人快饿死了，她却给她的狗喂鱼子酱!
You don't understand, you can't 你不明白，因为你不能
You can't comprehend the pain of having a suffering dog 你无法理解，忍受痛苦的狗的痛苦
You understand nothing 你什么都不懂
Please, Marquise, calm down 求您平静一下，侯爵夫人
For Mr. Toby's sake,we'll find a solution 考虑到您的“托比先生”，我们会找到解决办法的
I fear the worst,how soon can you get a veterinarian? 我担心最坏的情况发生，你多久能找来兽医？
That may not be so easy, Marquise, it's New Year's Eve 这可没那么容易，侯爵夫人，今天是新年除夕
Money is no object with love 金钱对爱来说，不是问题
She's hysterical, something's wrong with that rat of hers 她歇斯底里了，她的“老鼠犬”出问题了
I hate that dog, call the veterinarian 我讨厌那只狗，叫兽医来
I did, he's in Kenya on a safari 我问过了，他去肯尼亚狩猎了
- Then call the one in Hinterboden - He's in labor -那就给辛特博登那个家伙打电话 -他快要生了
- He is in what? - A cow is in labor -他快要什么？ - 一头奶牛要生了
Difficult delivery,he's doing a C-section 而且是难产，他正在做剖腹产手术
- So what am I to do? - You know how to deal with her -那我该怎么办? -你知道，该怎么对付她
He's had a problem doing his business in the snow since he was a baby 他从小就喜欢在雪地里玩耍
- You know that - Yes -这你知道 -是的
- He can only do it on grass - Let me remind you -他只能在草地上玩耍 -让我提醒您
we're in the Alps and it's winter 我们这里，可是阿尔卑斯山区的冬季
Look, he's shaking all over 你看，他浑身都在抖
A doctor should examine him immediately,every second counts 医生应该马上给他检查，分秒必争
- Yes, but unfortunately... - I know! -是的，但不幸的是... -我有主意了!
Dr. Lima! 利马医生！
But Dr. Lima is a plastic surgeon 但利马医生是整形外科医生
But he has a medical degree 但他有医学学位
Yes, but... 是的，但是...
He adores dogs 他喜欢狗
He has two Saint Bernards,he showed me pictures 他养了两个圣伯纳斯犬，他给我看了照片
Yes, but he would certainly call a vet for his dogs 是的，但他肯定会为他的狗，打电话给兽医
Dr. Lima takes care of his wife so generously 利马医生对他妻子照顾得很好
Alzheimer's in a family is a terrible tragedy 阿尔茨海默氏症，是一场可怕的悲剧
- Yes, of course - I'm sure he will help Mr. Toby -当然是的，我相信，他会治疗“托比先生”
Please, connect me to Dr. Lima's room 请帮我接利马医生的房间
Hello? 你好？
I need to speak to Dr. Lima 我要和利马医生通话
Sorry, I don't know any Dr. Lima 对不起，我不认识什么利马医生
Sorry, I'm here,my wife is joking, of course 抱歉，我来了，我妻子当然是在开玩笑
Good morning, Marquise 早上好,侯爵夫人
Not at all, happy to hear from you 没有,很高兴听到你的声音
Forgive me, 原谅我，
I've been exclusively treating humans 我只治疗人类
No, I guess it won't hurt to have a look 不，我想看一看，也无妨
千年虫病毒将会造成多大的损失
Dear Russians, 亲爱的俄罗斯同胞们，
dear fellow citizens, 亲爱的公民们，
I have been asked to become the head of state 我被要求，成为国家元首
There will be no interruption of power 不再会有电力中断
not even for a minute in this country 在这个国家，供电，一分钟都不许停
Freedom of expression,freedom of speech, 表述自由，言论自由，
freedom of conscience... 良心自由...
Yelstin was drunk 叶利钦是个酒鬼
He will wake up tomorrow and think he's still president 他明天醒来，会觉得自己还是总统
The armed forces 武装部队
are working the same as before 将一如既往地运行
Our State is intact and will remain intact, 我们的国家是完整的，也将必须保持完整，
and continues working for the safety of each citizen 并继续为每个公民的安全而努力
When deciding to step down... 当决定辞职时...
What is his problem exactly? 他的问题，到底是什么?
He won't do it in the snow 他就不应该，在雪地里玩耍
He made that painfully obvious to me 我看他显得很痛苦的样子
He's never acted like this before 他以前从来没有这样过
I guess there's no other way to put it... 我想，没有其他的方式，来表明这点...
He crapped on my bed, voila 他在床上拉了一泡稀屎，真恶心
I see 我明白了
Does he sense something? 他会感觉到什么吗？
What would he sense? 他能感觉什么？
Y2K... 千年虫...
The end of the world, of course 当然，还有世界末日
Animals have an instinct often stronger than ours, an insight 动物有一种，比人类更强烈的本能，那就是洞察力
Marquise... 侯爵夫人...
You can't really believe in this twaddle 你不能真的相信这废话
I feel we're on the edge of a precipice, 我觉得我们正站在悬崖边上，
with all my heart 这是我发自肺腑的
You see, 你看，
Y2K, the end of the world, 千年虫，世界末日，
what else? 还有什么别的？
I have to examine his stool 我得检查一下他的大便
What did you do with the excrement? 你们当时，是怎么处理那些排泄物的?
- What? - From the Marquise -什么？ -来自侯爵夫人那里的
- Laundry room - With the regular bedding? -送洗衣房了 -和普通床上用品一起洗吗？
What were we supposed to do,put it in the dishwasher? 我们应该怎么做，难道要把它放在洗碗机里?
Find it, right away 找出来，现在就去
Zula, really? No respect for the Marquise's poo! 祖拉，真的吗？一点都不尊重侯爵夫人的粪便!
Found it! 找到了！
I feel like Cinderella 我觉得自己像个灰姑娘
Except we'll never go to the fucking ball 只是，我们永远不会去那该死的舞会
At least not tonight 至少今晚不会
Oh, my God! 哦，我的上帝！
Thanks 谢谢
Will there be anything else? 还要别的什么吗?
No, thanks so much, Mrs. Frautschi 不，太感谢了,弗劳奇夫人
At your service, madam 乐意为您效劳，夫人
Madam, can I help you? 夫人，我能为您效劳吗?
Can I take your suitcase? I'll take this for you 我可以拿你的手提箱吗?我帮你拿这个
May I help you, sir? 我能为您效劳吗，先生?
We travel here for Mr. Crush,to see him in this hotel 我们是来找克拉什先生的，来这家酒店见他
- You have an appointment with Mr. Crush? - No, making surprise -你和克拉什先生约好了? -没有，给他个惊喜
He is here, yes? 他住这里，对吗？
Sorry, the hotel doesn't give out that kind of information regarding guests 对不起，酒店不提供，有关客人的这类信息
Would you like to leave a message? 你要留言吗?
I am his son 我是他儿子
I will notify Mr. Crush of your arrival 我会通知克拉什先生，说你来了
Welcome to the Hammam Experience! 欢迎来到哈曼体验馆！
I'm Baba Paramahansa Ravi 我是巴巴.帕拉姆罕萨.拉维
I will be taking care of you personally 我会亲自照顾你们的
Please, follow me 请跟我来
You will start with our famous foot ritual in the Infinity Room 你们首先从我们著名的，在无限空间中，步行仪式开始
I'm ticklish, though, just so you know 不过你要知道，我很怕痒
- There's no answer - There is no answer in his room -没人接电话 -他房间里没人接电话
- There is no answer in his room - Yeah? -他房间里，没人接电话 -是吗？
You can wait in the lobby, if you want 如果你愿意，你可以在大堂等
- Lobby - Lobby -大堂 -大堂
Yeah, lobby 是的，大厅
Good morning and welcome to the Palace hotel 早上好，欢迎来到皇宫酒店
Please, allow us to take care of your coats and the luggage 请允许我们，保管您的外套和行李
Yes? 行吗？
So, my name is Hansueli Kopf and I'm the manager 我是汉苏利.科普夫，我是经理
Why don't you have something to eat? 你为什么不吃点东西呢?
On the house, smoked salmon, caviar... 免费的，烟熏鲑鱼，鱼子酱...
Some oysters perhaps? 也许想吃点儿牡蛎？
Something to eat? 吃点什么？
Soup? 有汤吗？
- Where are you arriving from? - Ceske Budejovice -你们从哪里来? -捷克的布杰约维采
- Is it a long way? - Very long -离这里很远吗？ -非常远
Changing trains, Vienna and Zurich... 要在维也纳和苏黎世，换乘火车...
- You have soup? - Yes, a lot of soup -你们这里有汤吗？ -有的，很多种汤
Girls are cold 姑娘们太冷了
I'll bring some broth to warm them up 我会把一些加热的肉汤，给她们喝
Put some dumplings in 里面再煮几个饺子
What's your diagnosis, Dr. Lima?? 你的诊断是什么？利马医生
I beg you, be absolutely honest,I'm ready for anything 我请求您说实话，我已经做好了一切准备
I'm not a veterinarian, 我不是兽医，
but I'm certain Mr. Toby has worms 但我敢肯定，“托比先生”的身体里有虫子
- Is that bad? - Don't worry -情况很糟糕吗？ -不用着急
It's common among dogs,mine had them too 这在狗中很常见,我也养狗
I will prescribe medicine for the parasites 我给你开些，治寄生虫的药
to give Mr. Toby right away 马上给“托比先生”服用
- But he's not going to die? - Of course not -他不会死吗？ -当然不会
Thank God! 感谢上帝！
However, there's a little problem 然而，有个小问题
I'm afraid you may share... 我恐怕您也要分享...
this affliction 这服药
I have worms? 我也有虫子？
Maybe, yes 也许，是的
Worms inside my body? 我身体里有虫子？
I'll be sure when I've seen... 要让我诊断，除非我看到了...
your stool sample 您的大便取样
My what? 我的什么？
Your stool 你的便便
杂志封面上大标题： 97岁+22岁=75亿资产到手
Puff! Puff, look! 帕夫！帕夫，快看！
- What? - We're on the front cover again -什么？ -我们又登上杂志封面了
Why do you have to get so carried away, Puff? 你为什么如此气愤，帕夫？
- I didn't even have time to dry my hair - Hyenas! -我都还没吹干头发呢 -这群土狼！
Scumbucket hacks! 一帮恶棍！
All they ever write about day after day is how much... 他们每天，就知道写这些...
you're going to inherit from me... 算计你将从我这儿，继承多少...
come tomorrow 看我明天...
Don't get so upset, Puff,your blood pressure 别生气，帕夫，小心你的血压
Honey, you already took one 亲爱的，你已经吃过一粒了
And without water? 不用喝口水吗？
That's better 好多了
Here he comes 他来了
- Go and tell him - Me? -去告诉他 -我吗？
Yeah, it might be easier to hear it from you 是的，从你那里听说，也许更好办些
Could I have a bottle of Bollinger and two glasses? 能给我来一瓶宝林格酒，和两个杯子吗?
Would you like anything else? 您还要点别的吗?
- Yes, a couple of hot super models - Not on the menu, sir -是的，来几个性感超级模特 -这可没列在菜单上
Sir 先生
- Your son is here - What? -你儿子来这儿了 -什么？
Your son is here 你儿子在这里
A son? I don't have a son 儿子？ 我连一个儿子都没有
At last! 终于见面了！
Give me a hug! 拥抱一下吧！
- Who the hell are you? - It's me, I'm your son, Vaclav! -你到底是谁? -是我，我是你儿子，瓦茨拉夫!
Listen to me, asshole 听我说，浑小子
Stay the fuck away or I'll call security 你他妈离我远点，不然我叫保安了
Dad, we came all the way to see you from Ceske Budejovice 爸爸，我们大老远从捷克的布捷约维采来看你
"Budejoice? what? "Bude"... “布捷约维采”，什么？布捷...
- So you can meet your family - My family? I don't have a family -所以，你可以见见你的家人 ―我的家人? 我连一个家庭都还没有呢
These are your granddaughters,Ivanka and Jaromira 这是你的孙女，伊万卡和雅罗米拉
Listen, I don't know you, okay? So scram... 听着，我不认识你，好吗?快滚...
They are twins 她们是双胞胎
We used artificial insemination 我们采用了人工授精的方式
Dad... 爸爸...
I write so many letters to you, remember? I even sent you wooden squirrel 我给你写了很多信，记得吗? 我甚至给你寄了木松鼠
- So cute, right? - Get the fuck out of my face, you clown -很可爱，对吧? -从我面前消失，你这个小丑
Incredible! How can he be so inhuman? 难以置信!他怎么能这么没人性?
I am the fruit of your college love 我是你们大学爱情的结晶
When you were in Prague for two days... This is mama back then 你在布拉格呆了两天... 这是当年的妈妈
Take one more step, I'm gonna bust your fucking nose wide open, hear me? 再走一步，我就揍你个满脸花，听我说了吗?
You gave her a keychain that said "Chevrolet? 你给她的钥匙上写着“雪佛兰”
I've never been to Prague, I don't even know where Prague is 我从没去过布拉格，我甚至不知道布拉格在哪里
You, sir, are heartless 这位先生，你真无情
- And on a day like this? - Do you have a light, sweetheart? -在今天，这样的日子里呢? -你有火吗，亲爱的?
Please, please, please 抱歉，抱歉，抱歉
This must be settled calmly, in private,please, there are other guests 这件事必须平静地私下解决，拜托，这里还有其他客人
Your papa is nervous,this must be a shock for him 你爸爸很紧张，这事对他来说，一定很震惊
You must give him some time, don't worry 你一定要给他一点时间,别担心
A penguin! A penguin! A penguin! 一只企鹅! 一只企鹅! 一只企鹅!
- Tonino? - Yes, boss? -托尼诺？ -是的，老板？
Mr. Dallas's mascot is wandering around outside The Gringo 达拉斯先生的吉祥物，在“外国佬酒吧”外面游荡
Get it out of here immediately 马上把它弄走
Come on, it's just a penguin, come, come 别管它，它只是一只企鹅，来吧，来吧
Come 来吧
So, here... 就在这里...
You will be comfortable here for now 你现在暂时呆在这里，会很舒服的
At the moment it's peaceful,and then we will see 先平心静气一会儿，过会儿再看情况
Oh, my god 哦，我的上帝
Can I help you, sir? 我能为您效劳吗？先生？
- Good afternoon, sir - Caspar Tell -下午好，先生 -卡斯帕.泰尔
I have an appointment with Mr. Crush,in the lobby bar 我和克拉什先生约好了，在大堂酒吧见面
- Mr. Crush - I don't know Mr. Crush personally - 克拉什先生 -我本人不认识克拉什先生
- Perhaps someone could lead me to him? - Certainly -也许有人能领我，到他那里去? -当然可以
Mr. Crush in the lobby 克拉什先生在大堂
Follow him 跟他去吧
- Thank you - You're welcome -谢谢你 -不用客气
As I was saying, Marco called... 正如我刚才所说的,马尔科称之为...
Thank you 谢谢你
Mr. Crush? 克拉什先生？
- Mr. Tell! Take a load off, have a seat - Yeah, yes -泰尔先生!先坐下歇一会，请坐 -好的，好的
I was afraid I might not recognize you from your photos 我恐怕很难从照片上，认出你本人，现在这样子
From my photos? 从我的照片上？
Well, I pride myself on being thorough 嗯，我对自己彻底调查此事，感到很自豪
The bank always runs a thorough background check on prospective clients 银行总是对潜在客户，进行彻底的背景调查
Yeah, well, that's good to know 是的，很高兴知道这些
I mean, background checks are... I'd expect nothing less, believe me 我是说，背景调查是...我也希望如此，相信我
I know you gotta run back to your office, but... 我知道你得赶紧回办公室，但是…
today is a very special day 今天是个特别的日子
A drop of champagne with me? 和我一起喝香槟，怎么样？
Yes, please 好的，请
Thank you 谢谢你
There we go 就这样了
I shouldn't... 我也许不该...
- Prost! - Prost -祝健康！ -祝健康
I'm very grateful for the invitation, Mr. Crush 我非常感谢你的邀请，克拉什先生
I was here once, when I was seven 当我七岁的时候，我来过这里一次
My whole first grade class came and we met Father Christmas 我一年级的全班同学都来了，我们见到了圣诞老人
I always wanted to come back again 我一直想，再来一次
Did you bring that little thing we've discussed? 你把我们讨论过的那件小事，带来了吗?
Well, that's the thing, Mr. Crush 这就是问题所在，克拉什先生
I ran another check on your portfolio right after we spoke this morning 我们今早谈话后，我又查了一遍你的投资组合文件
The numbers don't entirely add up 这些数字，并不完全都是增加
You see? There seems to be a difference of three zeros 你知道吗？那些看起来，似乎在三个不同数位上，都出现了零
- Three zeros - Caspar, listen to me -三个零 -卡斯帕，听我说
Computers worldwide are about to crash because of a "difference of zeros" 世界各地的电脑，都将因为“不同数位上的零”而崩溃。
They gonna read 2000 as zeros, only zeros, zeros here, zeros there... 他们会把2000读成0，程序里只有0，这里是0，那里是0...
The whole world is going to be zeros,so an extra zero or two, who'll notice? 整个世界都将是零，所以多了一、两个零，谁会注意到?
Me, it's my job to notice those things 我会注意，注意这些数字是我的工作
- I've been a bank auditor for 31 years - Exactly! -我做银行审计员已经31年了 -没错!
Now, by this time tomorrow, 明天这个时候，
we'll be two of the richest men on the planet, all right? 我们就会成为这个星球上，最富有的人，不好吗?
Should we drink to that? Prost! 我们该为此干杯吗?祝健康!
Prost! 祝健康！
You know what? 你知道吗？
The walls have ears in here,why don't we... 隔墙有耳，我们为什么不...
go out on the terrace? 到阳台上去说？
In people's minds,New Year is one precise moment, okay? 在人们的脑海里,新年是一个精确的时刻,对吗？
The stroke of midnight,that's fine, but midnight where? 午夜钟声敲响，没问题，但“午夜”在哪里?
In Tokyo? In Hawaii? Right here? 在东京吗？在夏威夷吗？在这里吗？
New Year's is a bust out twenty-four fucking hours, Caspar 所谓新年，就是要他妈地经过整整24小时，卡斯帕
So listen to me, you do your part and this afternoon the rest is easy 听我说，你做你该做的，到今天下午，剩下的就很容易了
The funds get wired to London,then to New York, LA, Honolulu... 资金被转到伦敦，然后转到纽约、洛杉矶、檀香山...
each time reaching its destination earlier than it was sent 每一次到达目的地的时刻，都比转账发送的时刻要早
Well, I suppose, if the credit was logged prior to the debit, assuming the amount clears before... 我想，如果贷款方记录，出现在借款方记录之前,假设金额在这之前被清除了...
We're traveling back in time, Caspar 我们正在穿越回去，卡斯帕
Like a science fiction thriller 就像科幻惊悚片
Alright? We put this tired old century in suspended animation 对吧?我们让这个老朽的世纪，进入了“假死状态”
Alright? And then boom! 对吧？然后就发财了！
2000 hits, bang! Hits again, hits again 2000年钟声，砰！敲击一次又一次
The whole system resets, okay? 整个系统会重置，明白吗?
Thank you, Y2K, cha-ching brother! 谢谢你，千年虫，点钞机的兄弟！
Cha-ching 点钞机
Who are you? 你是谁？
I am a plumber, Mr. Kopf ordered me 我是水管工，科普夫先生让我来这
To do what? 来做什么？
I put grass in your toilet 我来给您的卫生间，铺上草坪
A truly magnificent idea, Hansueli 真是个了不起的主意，汉苏利
Thank you, thank you, thank you 谢谢，谢谢，谢谢
Would you like something to drink? 你想喝点什么？
Monsieur? 先生？
- Yes? - Would you like something to drink? ―啥事？ -你想喝点什么吗？
No 不用
Mr. Minetti! 米内蒂先生！
Ski room 滑雪装备屋
Please, come in, come 请进，请进
Goddamn snowboarders! 该死的滑雪板！
Oh my God, take off the boots! 天啊，快把靴子脱了!
Bring some ice from the bar, hurry!Please, have a seat 从酒吧里拿些冰块来，快去！请坐
Come here, here! Pull off, some ice is coming 来这，这儿！脱下，弄些冰来
What happened? 发生了什么？
Snowboarders! 滑雪板！
Mr. Minetti needs a doctor right away 米内蒂先生马上需要一位医生
A doctor? Why? 一位医生？ 为什么？
Thank you very much 非常感谢你
- Thank you, madam - What is your name? -谢谢您，夫人 -你叫什么名字？
Karol 卡罗尔
- Czech? - Polish, like Pope -捷克人？ -波兰人，和教皇是同乡
- Pope? - Yes -教皇？ -是的
- Dog likes play, yes? - I beg your pardon? -狗喜欢玩，是吗？ -你说什么？
Nice dog you have 您的狗真漂亮
But... where did he find that? 他...他在哪里，找到这玩意儿的？
That's not mine 那不是我的
Hotels! You never know who slept in your room the night before 在酒店里！你永远不知道，前一天晚上，谁睡了你的房间
- Yes - Toby! -是的 -托比！
Put it down! 把它放下！
Okay, I go 好了，我走了
I better go now, okay? 我最好还是走吧
Happy New Year, Karol 新年快乐，卡罗尔
To you too, madam, Happy New Year 也祝您新年快乐，夫人
Is there a special party for the staff downstairs? 楼下有为员工，举办的特别舞会吗?
No, just work, all night 不，只是工作，整晚
And what if the drain in my bathroom clogged up at, say... 如果我浴室的排水管堵塞了，怎么办？ 假如在...
four in the morning? 凌晨4点？
- I would be there - Then be -我会来修的 -那就来吧
Dr. Lima, are you acquainted with our favorite artist, Mr. Minetti? 利马医生，你认识我们最喜欢的艺术家，米内蒂先生吗？
- Yes, we met briefly at the bar - Darling, boy, how I missed you! -是的，我们在酒吧见过面 -亲爱的，孩子，我是多么想念你!
Come with me, darling 跟我来，亲爱的
Let's have a rest 让我们休息一下吧
Didn't I see you on television, dear? 我不是在电视上看到你吗，亲爱的？
Have a seat, let me get a drink 请坐，让我喝一杯
I can't, I have so much going on downstairs 不行，我楼下有很多事要做
C'mon, not even a little one? 来吧，啥事也没有吧？
Okay 好的
- Maybe I deserve a little one - Of course you do -也许我应该得找件事 -你当然需要有事做
Here we go, to the year 2000! 我们来吧，庆祝进入2000！
- Cheers! - Cheers! -干杯！ -干杯！
So, I will have to wear a bandage at the big party tonight? 所以，今晚的大派对上，我得戴上绷带了？
We'll have to put something on it 我们得在上面涂点东西
You'll look like this actor from the movie, with a bandage on the nose 你会看起来，像电影里的那个演员，鼻子上缠着绷带
What was the name of the movie? 那部电影，叫什么名字？
- Yes, yes, yes, yes - Boss? -是的，是的，是的 -老板?
- Speak - There's a problem in the kitchen -请讲 -厨房里有问题
- Of course there is, coming - One for the road? -当然会有了，马上就来 -路上喝一杯?
Yes, a quick one 是的，快喝完
And maybe you should have another one, a double 也许你应该再来一杯，双份的
- A double? - Bye bye -双份？ -再见
Bye! 再见！
So let's get it over with 那我们就把它，做完吧
You must've played a doctor more than once, right? 你肯定演过医生，不止一次吧?
Never 从没演过
Such a cliche 太平庸了
Do you write your own film scripts? 你是自己写电影剧本吗？
I do sometimes 我有时会
I used to be a producer 我以前是个制片人
This bit won't hurt 这一点也不疼
I just need to measure the bone displacement 我只需测量一下骨头的位移
Relax, think of something pleasant 放松，想些美好的事情
- Maybe your next film project? - Nothing in the making -也许是你的下一部电影? -什么都没有
I'll warn you before I do anything 我做任何事之前，都会警告你
Did you know that bats have a bone in their penis? 你知道蝙蝠的阴茎里，有根骨头吗?
- Really? - In your line of work, it could prove... -真的？ -干你们这行的，它可能会证明...
invaluable 这是无价之宝
It's so dark in here, Puff,I thought you liked looking at me 这里太黑了，帕夫，我以为，你喜欢看着我
How beautiful! 多美啊！
The Big Dipper! 北斗七星！
Come on, darling 来吧，亲爱的
I have a star from the heaven... 我有一颗，来自天堂的星星...
just for you 只给你一人
The world's most precious necklace for my most precious princess 世界上最珍贵的项链，送给我最珍贵的公主
Turn around 转过身去
Put your hair up 把头发撩起来
Do I get my blowjob or what? 能跟我口交，或什么吗？
Testing, one, two, three... 测试，一，二，三...
Enjoying the oysters? 牡蛎怎么样啊？
Yeah, I enjoy, my wife also 是的，我喜欢，我妻子也是
The disco will open soon, but I have a quiet place for you for a while 迪斯科舞厅马上就要营业了，但我有一个安静的地方让你们呆一会儿
And then we will see again, I guess. 我预计，我们得过会儿才能见。
You are very kind, Mr. Hansueli Kopf 你太友善了，汉苏瑞.科普夫先生
As I told you... 就像我跟你说的...
Come in, come in 进来，进来
Sit, sit,the children's program ends soon, 坐，坐，儿童节目马上就要结束了，
but you can rest here and then we will find a better place 但你可以在这里休息，然后我们再找个更好的地方
- They like it here - Yes, I thought so -她们会喜欢这里的 -是的，我想是的
- I have twin girls myself - Really? -我自己也有一对双胞胎女儿 -真的吗？
- Yes - How old? -是的 -多大了？
Grown up 成年了
Can I do anything else for you? 我还能为你们，做些什么吗？
I would very much like to call my mama,tell her we are good 我很想给妈妈打电话，告诉她我们都很好
No problem, you can use my phone 没问题，你可以用我的电话
Thank you, I will be very quick 谢谢，我会很快的
No, take as much time as you need 不，你想休息多久，就休息多久
Thank you 谢谢
Mommy, it's me Vaclav! 妈妈，是我，瓦拉夫！
We're in the same hotel as daddy 我们和爸爸，在同一家酒店
He sends his greetings 他让我转达问候
He remembers the Chevrolet keychain 他还记得，那个雪佛兰钥匙链
He looks just like me 他看起来就像我一样
Only he's orange, because of the sun 只是他是橙色的，因为阳光的缘故
in California 在加利福尼亚嘛
He may come to Budejovice 他可能会来 布捷约维采
Wouldn't that be great? 那样不好吗？
I'll call you back when I'm with him again 我和他在一起时，再打给你
Bye bye, kisses 再见，吻你
- Thank you, Mr. Kopf - Yeah -谢谢你，科普夫先生 -好的
- Enjoy - Thank you -玩的高兴 -谢谢你
Puff? 帕夫？
Puff, you are okay? 帕夫，你没事吧？
Puff? 帕夫？
Honey, what's the matter? 亲爱的，你怎么了？
Arthur! 阿瑟！
Arthur, answer me! 阿瑟，回答我！
Oh, my God! 哦，我的上帝！
Okay 好了
Okay, don't... 好了，不要...
Don't panic 别害怕
Don't panic, don't panic 别慌，别慌
God, Magnolia, think 天呐，玛格诺丽亚，想想
Concierge 礼宾部
- Hello, this is Mrs. Dallas - What can I do for you? -你好，我是达拉斯夫人 -我能为您做些什么?
- May I speak to Mr. Kopf? - Could I have him call you back? -我可以和科普夫先生讲话吗? -我让他给你回电话，好吗?
- No, I'll hold on - It might take a few minutes -不，我可以等 -这可能需要几分钟
No, that's all right, I'm not going anywhere 不，没关系，我哪儿也不去
Mrs. Frautschi 弗劳奇夫人
Oh, my God! What happened here? 我的天啊！这里发生了什么？
A guest tried to flush his banking history down the toilet 有个客人，想把他的银行记录，在厕所冲掉
- His banking history? - More Y2K madness -他的银行记录？ -又一个“千年虫”恐惧者
Mrs. Frautschi,do you know about this Czech family? 弗劳奇夫人，你知道这个捷克家庭吗？
You made sure the whole hotel knows about them 你让整个酒店，都知道了他们
You have to find a place for them to sleep 你得给他们，找个地方睡觉
Mr. Kopf, on a day like this? 科普夫先生，在这样的日子里?
- I can't perform miracles - I know -我不能创造奇迹 -我知道
But just put four mattresses in a quiet corner, would you? Please 把四个床垫，放在一个安静的角落，好吗? 算我求你
- Boss? - Yes, speak -老板？ -请讲
Mrs. Dallas is asking for you 达拉斯夫人找你
I'm coming 我来了
Who is it? 是谁？
It's me, madam, Hansueli Kopf 是我，夫人，汉苏利.科普夫
- Are you alone? - Yes -你是一个人来吗？ -是的
Come in, I'm in the bedroom 进来，我在浴室里
Come closer, please 请靠近点儿
Good evening, what can I do for you? 晚上好，我能为您做些什么?
Arthur told me you're someone who can be trusted 亚瑟告诉我，你是一个值得信任的人
- Can I trust you? - Of course you can trust me -我能相信你吗？ -你当然可以相信我
- You promise? - Absolutely -你保证吗？ -绝对
I'm in a terrible predicament 我陷入了一个可怕的困境
You're the only person who can help me, I guess 我想，你是唯一能帮我的人了
My darling husband is gone 我亲爱的丈夫走了
Oh, God, he left you? He's gone on your wedding anniversary? 天啊，他离开你了？ 他不是还要，庆祝你们的结婚纪念日吗?
No, no, he's gone... forever 不，不，他走了...永远
Just as our happiness was reaching a climax 正当我们幸福地 达到高潮的时候
At least I think so, anyway... 至少我是这么认为的...
Now, he's definitely gone 现在，他肯定走了
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! This... 哦,天哪！ 哦,天哪！ 这个...
This is... this is... this is terrible 这是...这是...这太可怕了
- Is he... how did he... Is he dead? - The worst part is... -他是...他是怎么...他死了吗？ -最糟糕的是...
I can't seem to part with him 我似乎不能和他分开
Of course, of course, I'm so sorry 当然，当然，我很抱歉
I can imagine how you feel... 我能想象你的感受...
No, no, that's not what I'm getting at 不，不，我不是这个意思
Back in Texas, they'd say my husband died in the saddle and... 在德克萨斯，人们会说，我丈夫死在了马背上...
I can't seem to dismount 我似乎无法下马
Oh, God! Oh, God! I'll call the ambulance right away 哦，上帝！哦，上帝！我马上去叫救护车
No, no, no! Just get me off, please 不，不，不！求你帮我下去
Please... 求你...
Okay, very well 好的，先别乱来
Just give me a moment, I... 给我一点时间，我...
absolutely understand the situation,and I'll be back right away 我完全理解这种情况，我马上就回来
Okay 好吧
Really? 真的？
Thank you 谢谢你
Thanks so much, Professor 太感谢了，教授
And Happy New Year 祝你新年快乐
I've been advised of an effective way out of such a situation 有人告诉我一个，摆脱这种情况的有效方法
Would you mind exposing part of your abdomen? 您介意露出，一部分肚腩吗?
It would be better if you closed your eyes 如果你闭上眼睛会更好
Oh, God! 哦，上帝！
Thank you 谢谢你
Thank you, Mr. Kopf,from the bottom of my heart 谢谢你，科普夫先生，我发自内心地感谢你
Well, shall I start making arrangements? 嗯，我要开始安排了吗?
Wait, no! No, please 等一下，不！不！求你了
Not yet, there is another delicate matter 还不到时候，还有一个微妙的问题
- Yes? - No one else can know until midnight -什么？ -午夜前，不能让别人知道
Until midnight? For religious reasons? 直到午夜? 出于宗教原因吗?
- You obviously don't read the tabloids - No, I try not to -你显然不看小报 -不看，我尽量不看
For legal reasons... Wait, no 由于法律原因... 等一下，不
It's a technicality 这是一个技术性的问题
I don't understand 我不理解
- Today is our wedding anniversary - Yes, of course -今天，是我们的结婚纪念日 -是的，当然
- We sang and then there was the penguin - According to the will, -我们唱歌，然后企鹅就出现了 -根据遗嘱，
I stand to inherit everything, 我可以继承一切，
but only after we've been married a full year 但必须在我们结婚满一年后
Everything? 一切？
It's everything 这可是一切财产啊
It's everything or it's nothing 要么是一切财产，要么什么都不是
Well, indeed, I understand 嗯，的确，我理解
Turndown service! 夜床服务！
Would you like your turndown service? 您需要夜床服务吗?
Sorry, would you like your turndown service, madam? 对不起，夫人，您需要夜床服务吗?
Turndown service? 夜床服务？
Arthur, we don't need turndown service, do we? 亚瑟，我们不需要夜床服务，是吗？
No, no, thank you 不，不要，谢谢你们
Would you like the chocolates, madam? 夫人，您要巧克力吗?
Chocolates? 巧克力？
Absolutely, my husband adores these chocolates 当然，我丈夫很喜欢这些巧克力
- Have a good evening - Thank you -祝你晚上愉快 -谢谢
This will require your absolute discretion 这需要你们绝对的谨慎
Something bad? 有什么棘手的事吗？
- Oh, yes - How bad? -哦，是的 -多糟糕？
Bad bad 比糟糕还糟糕
A vertical departure 要垂直运输
- Who? - Dallas the Third -谁？ -达拉斯第三
Fuck! 操蛋！
- The penthouse? - Yes -从顶层公寓? ―是的
- It'll be done during the fireworks - Excellent, Mrs. Frautschi, excellent -在放烟花的时候 -太好了，弗劳奇太太，太好了
Are you planning to dim the lights for the fireworks as usual? 你打算像往常一样，在放烟花时，把灯光调暗吗?
- Right after the cow bells - Switch them off completely -就在牛铃响之后 -把它们完全关掉
Welcome, have a wonderful evening 欢迎大家，祝大家度过一个愉快的夜晚
Coat, please 请把外套，交给我
Thank you 谢谢
Good evening, Mr. Madoff 晚上好，马多夫先生
Have a wonderful evening and Happy New Year 祝你有一个美好的夜晚和新年快乐
Thank you, sir 谢谢你，先生
- May I have your name, please? - Tell, Caspar Tell 我可以知道你的姓名吗？ -泰尔，卡斯帕.泰尔
I don't seem to have your name on the list 我似乎在名单上，没有你的名字
I gave you the invitation 我给了你请柬
Yes, but your name needs to be oh our guest list anyway 是的，但是你的名字，必须在我们的宾客名单上
Mr. Crush invited me, William Crush 克拉什先生邀请了我，威廉.克拉什
- There's "Mr. Crush and madam" here - I'm his madam -这是“克拉什先生和夫人” -我是他的夫人
Well of course I'm not a madam,I'm his madman... 当然，我不是女士，但我是能让他发疯的人...
I mean, I'm his madam... 我是说，我是他的“疯人”...
I understand completely,welcome, Mr. Tell 我完全理解，欢迎你，泰尔先生
Thank you 谢谢你
- We are business partners - Yes, sure -我们是生意伙伴 -是的，当然
Have a wonderful evening 祝你度过一个愉快的夜晚
Good evening, madam 晚上好,女士
Thank you 谢谢你
- There's my man! - Mr. Crush -我的哥们来了！ -克拉什先生
Let's celebrate, huh? 让我们庆祝一下吧?
Do we deserve to celebrate? 我们值得庆祝吗?
- Yes - That's my pleasure to help, brother -是的 -这是我的荣幸，哥们
Excuse me, madam, sit right here 对不起，夫人，请坐这儿
Two champagne 两杯香槟
It was quite easy, really 这非常简单，真的
I was surprised how easy it turned out to be 我很惊讶，竟然这么简单
Well... 那么...
you know, the important thing that you learned today, my friend, is... 我的朋友，你今天学到的最重要的一件事是...
the best stuff comes easy 最好的东西，来得容易
Okay? Trust me 对吗？相信我
I do 我相信
Trust you, I mean 我是说，相信你
I suppose I have to, now 我想我现在，不得不这么做了
Well, what are we going to do now? When are we leaving? 那么，我们现在要做什么呢? 我们什么时候走?
Tomorrow 明天
What? 什么？
I don't think I can be ready by tomorrow 我想，我明天可能，还没准备好
I still haven't told my mother,I have to pack, 我还没有告诉我的母亲,我必须打包，
get organized, I have to...all the... Mr. Crush... 安排，我必须...把所有的...克拉什先生...
Call me Bill 叫我比尔
Okay, okay, Mr. Crush 好的，好的，克拉什先生
I mean, Bill 我是说，比尔
Here's to trust, okay? 这是信任，好吗?
Okay 好吧
- To trust, Bill - To trust -敬信任，比尔 -敬信任
Good evening 晚上好
C'mon, darling 来吧，亲爱的
- It's beautiful - Yes -真漂亮 -是的
Welcome, Excellency 欢迎，阁下
I hope our last-minute visit has not caused too much trouble 我希望，我们在最后一刻的来到，没有给你们带来太多的麻烦
Not at all, it's a true honor,your party is already at the table 哪里，这是真正的荣幸，你的欢宴已经在餐桌开始了
Would you like to join them or would you prefer an aperitif first? 您想和他们一起喝，还是先来点开胃酒?
- I'll join them at the table - Follow me -我和他们一起去欢宴 -跟我来
Good evening, Mr. Ambassador! 晚上好，大使先生!
Trying to broadcast my presence to the entire world? 试图把我的存在，传播到整个世界?
Sit down and shut up 坐下，闭嘴
- All in order? - Absolutely - 一切就绪了吗？ -绝对
- No problems? - None -没问题吧？ - 一个问题都没有
- Got everything? - Yes - 一切都好吗? -是的
Where? 放哪儿了？
In the safe 在保险箱里
Where is it? 保险箱在哪里？
Downstairs 楼下
The key? 钥匙呢？
Let's have a look 我们去看一下
I'll leave my wife here and you leave your friends 我把我妻子，留在这里，你和你的朋友们，先分开一下
Just you and me 就你和我
Behave! 注意举止！
Take good care of Mrs. Belova 好好照顾贝洛娃夫人
Irina Anatolievna, a drink? 伊琳娜.安娜托利维娜，喝点儿吗？
This I understand! 这样，我就明白了！
Let's drink to Irina Anatolievna! 让我们为 伊琳娜.安娜托利维娜 干杯!
To your mother! 敬你的母亲！
- And your grandmother! - To your dog! -还要敬你奶奶! -敬你的狗!
- To your father! - And your grandfather! -敬你的父亲！ -敬你的爷爷！
To the whole family 敬你全家
- Are you out of your mind? - Sorry, but this is the best we could do -你疯了吗? -抱歉，但这是我们能做的最好的了
And it wasn't easy 这里一点都不安逸
We had to dig out the right sized table and push the other tables to the side 我们必须腾出一张大小合适的桌子，把其他桌子推到一边
Well, push them more together and bring me a decent table 那就让他们凑在一起，给我找张像样的桌子
The table is not so bad, Mr... Bill 这张桌子还不错，比尔...先生
I mean, I think it's rather...it's rather nice 我的意思是，我认为这相当...相当不错
Shut up! 闭嘴！
And let me remind you that you had no reservation. 让我提醒你，你没有预约。
Had no reservation... 如果没有预约...
Listen... 听着...
I will not sit at this table 我不会坐在这张桌子上的
I'll see what I can do for you, sir 我看看，能为您做些什么，先生
Mr. Ambassador,assuming you're still Ambassador, 大使先生，如果你还是大使的话，
the situation in Russia has changed 俄罗斯的局势已经变了
A new president means new possibilities 新总统，就意味着新的可能性
I'd like to revise our agreement 我想修改一下我们的协议
We all took risks, 我们都在冒险，
so let's be fair 那就公平些
You might not like my line of thought 你可能不喜欢我的想法
Look at it like this 你要认清现实
There are three of us,plus three bodyguards 我们有三个人，外加三个保镖
With all due respect to your wife,you are alone 恕我对你妻子不敬，你可是单刀赴会
Are you sure? 你肯定吗？
Yes, I'm pretty damn sure 是的，我非常确定
I want to re-negotiate 我想重新谈条件
I'm listening 我洗耳恭听
Fifty-fifty 五五分账
Here is my offer 这是我的出价
You take one,while I'm still in a good mood 趁我心情还好，你拿一箱走吧
Sooner or later,we will slice up the Russian cake 我们迟早会瓜分俄罗斯的蛋糕
as usual 一如既往
And if one day we want to find you, 如果有一天我们想找到你，
we will find you, even on the tiniest... 我们会找到你的，即使躲到最小的...
Hawaiian island 夏威夷岛上
- Two? - Don't push it, my boy -两箱，行吗？ -别逼我，孩子
Don't push it, my patience has limits 别逼我，我的耐心是有限度的
I was only joking 我只是开个玩笑
Joking? The key 玩笑？ 钥匙拿来
蛋糕上写的是： 阿瑟和玛格诺丽亚
Let me see 让我看看
Very good 非常好
Okay, as soon as you're finished... 行了，一旦你们完成...
Third time today! 今天是第三次了！
Show your face, you son of a bitch! 王八蛋，谁干的，给我站出来！
Here it comes! 它来了！
Caviar a go-go! 鱼子酱，可劲儿造！
There she is 她在那儿
Darling! You look sensational! 亲爱的!你看起来，盖了帽儿了!
Stunning! Absolutely stunning! 惊艳！惊座四方
Where's our lucky man? 我们的幸运儿呢?
Arthur... 阿瑟...
Arthur sends his apologies 亚瑟表示歉意
He had another sleepless night 他又度过了一个不眠之夜
I know something about that 我知道怎么回事
He decided to take a short nap,but he'll join us soon 他先打个盹，但他很快就会加入我们
He wants his beauty sleep before coming to surprise us 他想先睡个美容觉，然后再来给我们惊喜
Handsome as Sean Connery 然后就帅得跟 肖恩・康纳利 一样
How are you? 你怎么了？
It's such a significant day, 今天是有重要意义的一天，
especially for you 尤其是对你来说
It's so... 有点...
It's hard to put into words 有点儿难以言表
We were so happy... 我们是如此的快乐...
We are, we are... 我们是，我们是...
so happy, we always will be 如此快乐，我们将永远如此
Welcome back 欢迎回来
What did you scarf down? 你在给我 擦什么擦？
My friends, let's toast our new leader, 朋友们，让我们 为我们的新领导人干杯，
who will take care of us 他会照顾我们的
for many, many years to come! 在未来的许多年里!
What? 什么？
I wonder if I can bring my mother! 我不知道，我能不能带上我妈妈走!
I can't leave her alone, I'm all she's got 我不能丢下她一个人，我是她唯一的依靠
- Your mother? - Yes, my mother -你妈妈？ -是的，我妈妈
Bring your mother, bring whoever the hell you want, I don't care 带你妈走，带谁走都行，我不在乎
Really? That's so nice, Bill, I... 真的吗？ 太好了,比尔， 我...
She's gonna die soon 她很快就要死了
She's 98, I think she's gonna die soon 她98岁了，我想她很快就要死了
Great 太长寿了
And she likes hot weather 她喜欢炎热的天气
Hot weather! I'm saying, she likes it hot 炎热的天气！ 我是说，她喜欢热的
Hot! My mama! 热的！ 我妈妈！
Mama likes hot, so... 妈妈喜欢炎热，所以...
I'd better go check on Arthur,he must be awake by now 我最好去看看亚瑟，他现在一定醒了
- We're coming with you, darling - Maybe we should all go? -我们和你一起去，亲爱的 -也许我们都该去？
- Let's give Arthur a surprise! - No, no, that's a very bad idea - 我们给亚瑟一个惊喜吧! -不，不要，这主意糟透了
You know Arthur, he'd be embarrassed to be seen without his bowtie 你了解亚瑟的，让别人看到他不打领结，他会很尴尬的
Ok, we'll wait here patiently 好吧，我们在这里耐心等着
- But hurry up, please - We won't touch the cake -但要快点儿 -我们先不切蛋糕
We'll certainly be down for the fireworks,Arthur loves fireworks 我们一定要去看烟花，亚瑟喜欢烟花
I must go to the men's room, Bill 我得去趟洗手间，比尔
I really must 我憋不住了
Now? What about your caviar? 现在? 你的鱼子酱怎么样?
No... I'm so sorry, Bill, I... 不...对不起，比尔，我...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry 我很抱歉，我很抱歉
Sorry, sorry! 抱歉，抱歉！
I'm so sorry, I... 我实在抱歉，我...
I'm sorry, really, you... 我很抱歉，真的，你...
Sorry 抱歉
Sorry, I'm sorry 对不起，我很抱歉
- Sorry! - Be more careful -对不起！ -小心点儿
Yeah, madam, sorry 是的，夫人，抱歉
Oh, God! 哦，天呐！
What have you done, Caspar? 你做了什么，卡斯帕?
What have you done? How could you? 你做了什么?你怎么能这样?
After so many years of diligence! 经过这么多年的努力!
I deserve to be seeing penguins and hearing voices... 我应该看到企鹅和听到声音……
Gimme a drag 扶我一把
Look at that poor baby,he's waiting for his mommy 看看那个可怜的孩子，他在等妈妈
I bet he needs help 我打赌他需要帮助
Hi, I'm your mommy 嗨，我是你妈妈
- Help yourself - Go ahead! -请自己抽一口 -请抽一口吧!
No, I don't smoke ciggie 不，我不抽烟
Is this marijuana? 这是大麻吗？
I smoke marijuanal 我抽的是大麻
I smoke marijuanal 我抽大麻了
I deserve this, you know? 我活该这样，你们知道吗？
Mommy gives you permission 妈妈同意你 放浪形骸一下
My name... my name is... 我的名字...我的名字是...
- How cute! - Caspar, Caspar Tell -多可爱啊! -卡斯帕，卡斯帕・泰尔
- That's my name - I'm Natasha, she's Zoijka - 那是我的名字 - 我是娜塔莎，她是佐伊卡
I'm the woman of your dreams 我是你的梦中情人
Fuck! 我操！
Oh, shit! 哦，舒坦！
I know who you are 我知道 你是谁
Holy shit! 我勒个去！
You don't mind, do you? You're probably used to this 你不介意吧? 你可能已经习惯了
You know what? I'm glad I get to see that with my own two eyes 你知道吗?我很高兴 能亲眼看到这一切
- I haven't really been hiding it - It's a monster you got there, brother -我并没有藏起来 -你这是一个怪物，兄弟
Hey, let me ask you something, is it... 嘿，让我问你一件事，这是...
Is it true that... that thing is insured for five million bucks? ...是真的吗? 你那玩意儿 投保了五百万美元？
It used to be, when it was earning 以前是，当它赚钱的时候
I wouldn't spend a penny on it now 我现在不会花一分钱
You can't get wood, right? What good is it? 你不能得到木头,对吧? 有什么好处?
You could always join the circus 你可以随时加入马戏团
- Something special, sir? - Something very special -有什么特别的吗，先生? -非常特别的东西
- Want to know why? - Sure -想知道为什么吗? -当然想
- Because I can afford it - Because he can afford it -因为我付得起 -因为他付得起
Good for you, sir 了不起，先生
That one looks beautiful! 那个看起来很漂亮!
- I want that one, please - Good eye, sir -我要那个 -好眼力，先生
- Do you like this? - Yes! Yes! -你们喜欢这个吗？ -喜欢！喜欢！
Bollinger, 1938 宝林格香槟，产于1938年
1938
Our only bottle 我们唯一的一瓶好酒
One of the finest champagnes money can buy 有钱能买到的，最好的香槟之一
You'll never know who invited me tonight 你们永远不会知道，今晚谁邀请了我
I was invited by Mr. Crush himself 是克拉什先生 亲自邀请我的
Who is that? 他是谁？
- What? - You don't know Mr. Crush? -什么？ -你不认识克拉什先生？
There he is, Mr. Crush! Billl 他来了，克拉什先生！ 比尔
- This is Mr. Crush... - Caspar! -这位就是克拉什先生... -卡斯帕！
- My best friend and business partner - Where were you? Your mother's worried - 我最好的朋友和商业伙伴 ―你在哪里?你妈妈很担心
She's looking all over for you 她到处找你
I called you a cab,get his ass out of here 我给你叫了辆出租车，把他弄出去
- Where did you get this tan? Brazil? - It's natural -你在哪儿晒成这样的? 巴西? -这很自然
Dominican? 多米尼加?
Natural? 自然吗？
I'll come back, Billy 我会回来的，比利
Your guest charged this to your room,could you sign, please? 您的客人 把这笔帐 记在您的房间里，请您签字好吗?
12,450...
Is this a joke? 开什么玩笑？
It's a unique vintage:Bollinger Collection 1938 这是一个独特的年份:1938年的宝林格系列
Well, take 1938 and stick it up your ass 好吧，拿着1938年的东西 去塞你的屁眼吧
I'm sure I know him from somewhere 我肯定 在什么地方见过他
Ok, c'mon 好了，过来
Oh, my God! 哦，我的上帝！
Oh, my God! Don't hurt him 我的天啊! 别弄疼他
Please, for the love of God! 求求你们，看在上帝的份儿上！
My condolences, Mrs. Dallas 我表示哀悼，达拉斯夫人
Mine as well, he was such a kind man 我也是，他是个很善良的人
- You know what to do, Mrs. Frautschi? - Of course, Mr. Kopf -你知道该怎么做吗，弗劳奇夫人？ -当然，科普夫先生
Don't forget your Czechs,their accommodation is ready 别忘了你的捷克人，他们的住处 已经准备好了
Oh, my God, the Czechs 哦，我的上帝，捷克人
Yes, yes 是的，是的
He would've loved watching the fireworks 他会喜欢看烟火表演的
So, finally, your accommodation is ready 所以，你家的住宿 终于准备好了
You will have clean sheets and mattresses,and it's warm 你们会有干净的床单和床垫，而且很暖和
Thank you, Mr. Kopf, thank you! 谢谢你，科普夫先生，谢谢你!
We want to invite you to Ceske Budejovice 我们想邀请您 来捷克的布捷约维采
We have two rooms,you can have one all for yourself! 我们有两个房间，你可以自己住一间!
Thank you 谢谢你
- What did you do? - We're so happy to see you again -你做了什么? -我们很高兴再次见到你
Dr. Lima! 利马医生！
Look! 看！
He's fixed them so much,he can't tell them apart 他给她们做了太多的整形手术，他都认不清，谁是谁了
Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
Did you see a little strange asshole come by here? 你看到一个奇怪的小混蛋过来了吗?
He had the same cone hat as you 他戴着和你一样的 锥形帽子
He was with three beautiful Russians models 他和三个漂亮的俄罗斯模特在一起
Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
Okay, come, come, come 好吧,来吧,来吧，来吧
Please 请
Try that way! 去那边看看！
Please, come this way 请走这边
爸爸
Mr. Crush! 克拉什先生！
He fainted with emotion! 他激动得昏过去了!
Oh, shit, it's a heart attack! 哦,该死,这是心脏病!
Tonino, Tonino! 托尼诺，托尼诺！
Olivia! Olivia, can you hear me? 奥利维亚!奥利维亚，能听到我说话吗?
Try mouth-to-mouth,I'll call an ambulance right away 试试人工呼吸，我马上叫救护车
- Mouth-to-mouth? - Yes, yes, do it! -口对口吗？ -是的，是的，快做！
Sorry! 抱歉！
Sorry, sorry, sorry 抱歉，抱歉，抱歉
Sorry! 对不起！
Ten! 十！
Nine! 九！
Eight! 八！
Seven! 七！
Six! 六！
Five! 五！
Four, three! 四！三！
Two, one... 二，一...
Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year -新年快乐！ -新年快乐
Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
Tonino! 托尼诺！
- Yes, boss? - Now! -是的，老板？ -就现在！
- Y2K! - It's really happening -千年虫！ -这真的发生了
Nostradamus was right,this is the end of the world! 诺查丹玛斯是对的，这是世界末日!
Oh, my God, it's happening! 天啊，真的发生了!
What's happening? Look around, nothing's happening, they do this every year 发生什么事情了?看看周围，什么都没发生，他们每年都这样
Everything is gonna be fine,it's gonna be okay 一切都会好起来的，会没事的
Arthur, honeycakes! 阿瑟，蜂蜜蛋糕！
Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
We survived Y2K! 我们在“千年虫”后，活了下来！
Didn't I tell you it was only a hoax? 我不是告诉过你，这只是个骗局吗?
Happy New Year, Amanda, Arthur's really exhausted 新年快乐，阿曼达，亚瑟真的很累了
Well, of course 那是当然
Can you believe that? 你能相信吗？
Fucking broken-down old snob! 该死的老势利鬼!
I gave him his first decent blowjob and he doesn't even look at me 是我当年，给了他第一次爽歪歪的口交，他现都不看我一眼
My God, what money does to people! 我的天，看看金钱 把人都变成了什么样！
Tonino, switch back on 托尼诺，打开电源
Will Grandpa go to heaven? 爷爷会去天堂吗?
Or to hell? 还是下地狱？
I don't know, girls 我不知道，姑娘们
Help yourself 请自便
Just one 就一箱
Listen, don't drink it all at once 听着，别一下子喝光
Happy New Year, Mr. Ambassador 新年快乐，大使先生
Same to you, Happy New Year! 同样祝你，新年快乐！
Close that fucking door! What are you doing? 关上那该死的门！你们在做什么？
Shit! 混蛋！
Happy New Year, Mr. Kopf 新年快乐，科普夫先生
Happy New Year 新年快乐
Do you have a spare key for the safe? 你有保险库的备用钥匙吗?
I already gave you the key 我已经把钥匙给你了
Yes, but do you have a spare? 是的，但你有备用的吗?
No, there is no spare 没有,没有备用钥匙
Then you have a problem, Mr. Kopf,because our Ambassador 那你就有麻烦了，科普夫先生，因为我们的大使
is locked inside your safe 被锁在你的保险库里了
I have a problem? 我有麻烦吗?
You have a problem, huh? 你有麻烦吗?
Maybe? Maybe 也许吗？也许
Happy New Year 新年快乐
Fuck 操
I came to repair drain 我是来修下水管的
Thank you so much 非常感谢
That was...the best New Year's party I've ever had 那是...这是我参加过的，最棒的新年派对
- Have a great evening - Yeah -祝你晚上愉快 -好的
Happy New Year 新年快乐
瑞士华庭 翻译：hardstick 校订：hardstick 时间轴：hardstick