1 00:01:12,746 --> 00:01:17,384 Good evening. 2 00:01:19,485 --> 00:01:25,859 I'm Mister Pat. 3 00:01:25,892 --> 00:01:30,397 And I'm... and I am... 4 00:01:31,964 --> 00:01:35,068 back. 5 00:02:34,628 --> 00:02:36,029 Good afternoon, residents. 6 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,866 Lunch will be served in five minutes. 7 00:02:39,266 --> 00:02:43,471 Our special item of the day, fruit cocktail. 8 00:03:24,978 --> 00:03:27,981 Good, Pat. Keep those legs moving. 9 00:03:44,698 --> 00:03:45,732 A word? 10 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:47,043 What's it, Doc? What's it say? 11 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,836 I wouldn't suggest a... 12 00:03:49,169 --> 00:03:51,639 No, I don't think so, the words are too small. 13 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:55,676 You guys gonna go outside? 14 00:03:56,543 --> 00:03:59,747 - I wouldn't. I'm not going... - You're going outside? 15 00:03:59,779 --> 00:04:02,650 - Or I think I will. - No, no. 16 00:04:02,682 --> 00:04:04,050 I'll help you get out there. 17 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:05,785 We'll have a little picnic outside. 18 00:04:05,819 --> 00:04:09,624 It won't hurt my hair or anything if it's windy. 19 00:04:09,956 --> 00:04:11,758 You're not getting hurt by any of that. 20 00:04:11,791 --> 00:04:13,760 You're not gonna let me go outside with you? 21 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:15,195 Sure, it'll be fine. 22 00:04:15,228 --> 00:04:16,830 I don't know. I don't know. 23 00:04:16,863 --> 00:04:19,166 I think my daughter is coming today. 24 00:04:24,104 --> 00:04:26,272 How is your book coming along? 25 00:04:26,306 --> 00:04:29,043 It's not very interesting. 26 00:04:29,075 --> 00:04:30,743 Why do you keep reading it? 27 00:04:32,145 --> 00:04:34,047 I haven't got anything else to do. 28 00:04:34,847 --> 00:04:35,847 That's too bad. 29 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:44,952 Eunice! 30 00:05:47,287 --> 00:05:48,289 Eunice! 31 00:05:49,722 --> 00:05:53,093 Pat! You're still alive? 32 00:05:57,464 --> 00:05:58,932 What did I tell you about 33 00:05:58,964 --> 00:06:00,301 keeping your head elevated? 34 00:06:03,936 --> 00:06:06,706 What am I gonna do with you? 35 00:06:12,912 --> 00:06:13,948 There you go. 36 00:06:18,085 --> 00:06:19,854 I saw that, bitch. 37 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,089 Girl, you are too much. 38 00:06:29,729 --> 00:06:31,265 Good morning, everyone. 39 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:33,266 Good morning, miss. 40 00:08:11,431 --> 00:08:17,171 A Mr. Shanrock here to see you. Says he's an attorney. 41 00:08:19,905 --> 00:08:22,175 Should I tell him you dead? 42 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:28,248 Patrick Pitsenbarger! It's been years. 43 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,354 Have you seen The Register today? 44 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:37,090 I'm sorry to let you know that, 45 00:08:37,624 --> 00:08:40,027 a former client has passed away. 46 00:08:41,428 --> 00:08:42,563 We've lost... 47 00:08:44,496 --> 00:08:46,199 Rita Parker Sloan. 48 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:51,005 Rita specified in her will that you 49 00:08:51,204 --> 00:08:53,573 were to do her hair and make-up for the funeral. 50 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:58,279 Uh, first showing is day after tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. 51 00:08:59,279 --> 00:09:03,284 Ransom Funeral Home will require your services tomorrow night. 52 00:09:09,088 --> 00:09:10,991 That photo is from a year ago. 53 00:09:11,591 --> 00:09:14,528 Perhaps you could recreate the same hairstyle? 54 00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:19,332 - Split ends and all? - He speaks! 55 00:09:19,966 --> 00:09:23,270 Oh, I'll... I'll never forget... 56 00:09:24,069 --> 00:09:27,607 how you used to make up Rita for her Christmas parties 57 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,875 at the mansion. 58 00:09:29,643 --> 00:09:31,312 Boy oh boy, Patrick... 59 00:09:32,544 --> 00:09:34,414 you made Rita Parker Sloan 60 00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:36,283 the most glamorous woman in town. 61 00:09:36,316 --> 00:09:37,952 She should have updated her will. 62 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:41,921 I entered her final revisions personally 63 00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:43,122 a week before she died. 64 00:09:43,689 --> 00:09:47,560 Rita left me as a client. You remember? 65 00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:51,231 I also remember you were close friends, 66 00:09:51,264 --> 00:09:53,634 dear friends. 67 00:09:55,635 --> 00:09:57,637 I haven't pulled hair in years. 68 00:09:58,005 --> 00:10:01,408 Naturally, the will makes a provision 69 00:10:01,674 --> 00:10:03,177 for services rendered. 70 00:10:12,452 --> 00:10:14,554 Rita wants to make things right. 71 00:10:19,558 --> 00:10:21,028 I'm retired. 72 00:10:23,228 --> 00:10:25,465 Let bygones be bygones, Patrick. 73 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:28,202 It's not healthy to hold a grudge. 74 00:10:31,203 --> 00:10:35,342 You would deny a great woman her dying wish? 75 00:10:38,611 --> 00:10:40,213 Show the gentleman the door. 76 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:46,185 Mr. Shanrock? 77 00:10:48,053 --> 00:10:51,357 Bury her with bad hair. 78 00:10:54,059 --> 00:10:55,294 The medication window 79 00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:57,130 is now open. The medication... 80 00:14:47,327 --> 00:14:49,630 You smoking in here, Pat? 81 00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:56,436 Uh-uh. Well, let's elevate your head. 82 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,982 Okay, stay calm, stay calm. 83 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:13,252 Breathe. 84 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:15,654 How many times have you promised? 85 00:15:17,723 --> 00:15:19,193 Where they at, Pat? 86 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:22,762 I know they are around here somewhere. 87 00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:27,633 Sometimes I think you want to have another stroke. 88 00:15:32,771 --> 00:15:36,576 Shaundell, that's all I have. 89 00:17:08,368 --> 00:17:10,470 Miss Gertie always had beautiful hair. 90 00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:19,980 Remember this one? 91 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,739 Beautiful. 92 00:18:03,656 --> 00:18:04,825 Don't worry. 93 00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:08,528 We will clean it up. 94 00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:13,152 Here, it's open. 95 00:21:39,271 --> 00:21:41,140 - Morning. - Hello. 96 00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:47,013 Is the Ransom Funeral Home still downtown? 97 00:21:47,246 --> 00:21:48,582 Yes, sir. 98 00:21:49,082 --> 00:21:51,650 Water Street, just down past the Parker Sloan Mansion. 99 00:21:52,717 --> 00:21:53,786 Have a nice day. 100 00:21:54,553 --> 00:21:56,055 It's some hike from here though. 101 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:05,798 Sir, are you all right? 102 00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:08,168 Lemme give you a hand. 103 00:22:16,141 --> 00:22:17,243 I'm fine. 104 00:22:17,642 --> 00:22:18,886 Can I give you a ride to Ransom? 105 00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:19,912 No, no, no. 106 00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:23,182 I'm going shopping. 107 00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:47,107 - Pack of Mores. - Mores? For real? 108 00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:54,214 Folks don't ask for these nowadays. 109 00:22:56,248 --> 00:22:58,250 Your wife still smokes Mores? 110 00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:14,967 She adores them. 111 00:23:18,938 --> 00:23:22,708 Knapp Beauty Supply, still on Tiffin Avenue? 112 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,910 No clue, dude. 113 00:23:24,944 --> 00:23:27,847 Uh, there's a fabulous salon down by the waterfront, 114 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,348 Dee Dee Dale's place. 115 00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,316 She's still alive? 116 00:23:31,617 --> 00:23:34,986 - Dee Dee has everything. - Thank you, miss, 117 00:23:35,019 --> 00:23:39,725 but my client demands high quality beauty products. 118 00:23:40,159 --> 00:23:42,261 Like Vivanté. 119 00:23:42,294 --> 00:23:45,098 They still make Vivanté? 120 00:23:45,331 --> 00:23:47,766 5.23. 121 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,069 For one pack? 122 00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,074 You can charge it instead? 123 00:23:55,374 --> 00:23:57,943 - You cash checks? - Personal? 124 00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:01,948 Government. 125 00:24:04,449 --> 00:24:06,218 I know what you're thinking. 126 00:24:06,851 --> 00:24:09,788 "How could someone so flawless, 127 00:24:10,523 --> 00:24:14,127 possibly be on Social Security?" 128 00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:17,363 You took the words right out of my mouth. 129 00:24:19,364 --> 00:24:21,800 Two more packs of Mores for the road. 130 00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:35,481 21.92 is your change. 131 00:24:37,149 --> 00:24:38,450 And some tickets. 132 00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:45,090 Two, "Some Like it Hot", eight, "Casino Royale" 133 00:24:45,123 --> 00:24:47,493 and one, "Fastest Road To One Million." 134 00:24:49,527 --> 00:24:50,527 Hit me. 135 00:25:22,328 --> 00:25:25,865 Hm. 136 00:25:55,694 --> 00:25:58,464 That rock sure is different. 137 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:02,067 There are plenty more where this came from. 138 00:26:06,237 --> 00:26:12,544 David gave them all to me and each one has a story. 139 00:26:14,045 --> 00:26:15,047 I'll bet. 140 00:26:18,984 --> 00:26:22,188 - I have a job to do. - What's that? 141 00:26:22,921 --> 00:26:26,258 I have to make a lady beautiful. Her hair. 142 00:26:27,059 --> 00:26:28,160 Is that what you do? 143 00:26:28,192 --> 00:26:29,427 - You are a beautician? - Yeah. 144 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,096 I was. Yeah, yeah. 145 00:26:31,831 --> 00:26:35,967 I'm a hairdresser, I was very successful... 146 00:26:36,001 --> 00:26:39,572 - Oh! - When I was young in this beautiful town. 147 00:26:40,005 --> 00:26:43,443 I had the best clients, the richest woman. 148 00:26:45,377 --> 00:26:46,453 - Who was that? - And then... 149 00:26:46,477 --> 00:26:48,081 - What? - Who was that? 150 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,448 Rita. 151 00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:54,553 And then, my assistant opened her own store 152 00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:56,955 right across from me. 153 00:26:57,255 --> 00:27:01,060 And took one of my most important clients with her. 154 00:27:01,259 --> 00:27:05,230 - That took some nerve. - Yeah, and then my friend died. 155 00:27:07,265 --> 00:27:08,601 Your friend, David? 156 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:14,640 Yeah, David died. And I took a second mortgage. 157 00:27:15,408 --> 00:27:21,080 But, the nephew took everything. He got everything. I lost it. 158 00:27:22,581 --> 00:27:25,618 - What did David die of? - AIDS. 159 00:31:32,863 --> 00:31:33,863 Hello. 160 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:37,736 Sandusky. 161 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:53,327 Now, you know, there's a lot of things that I am not, 162 00:31:53,351 --> 00:31:55,286 - and the one is one of them. - I know that. 163 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,590 I know that, girl. I know it. 164 00:31:57,622 --> 00:31:59,391 Honey, you are a fiery one yourself too. 165 00:32:05,496 --> 00:32:07,600 - This used to be... - White? 166 00:32:09,034 --> 00:32:10,703 My beauty supply store. 167 00:32:12,303 --> 00:32:14,640 - I had an account. - Oh. 168 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:19,245 You goin' way back in the day. 169 00:32:19,644 --> 00:32:21,246 Whatchu looking for? 170 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,916 Perfect Powder Bleach and Vivanté. 171 00:32:28,053 --> 00:32:29,388 You won't get that here. 172 00:32:30,788 --> 00:32:33,592 And baby, that smack don't stick to nappy heads. 173 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:36,595 Now, if you want some Kizzy's Daughter Pomade, 174 00:32:36,628 --> 00:32:38,264 or Miss Zora's Buttercream. 175 00:32:38,296 --> 00:32:41,499 Hell, even some juicy ass Jerri Curl, I got you. 176 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:45,904 - Try Dee Dee Dale's downtown. - I'd rather swallow mucus. 177 00:32:45,937 --> 00:32:48,541 Oh! 178 00:32:48,806 --> 00:32:51,476 Why don't you tell us, how you really feel? 179 00:32:51,677 --> 00:32:56,548 He right though, I graduated with Dee Dee and she nasty. 180 00:32:56,581 --> 00:33:00,419 Well, Dee Dee's the only game in town these days, for real. 181 00:33:03,255 --> 00:33:06,458 Aw, baby. You look like your poodle just died. 182 00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:08,927 I mean, we lost our Sally Beauty. 183 00:33:08,959 --> 00:33:10,962 Unless you finna drive all the way out to Lorain. 184 00:33:13,497 --> 00:33:16,869 Whoa, hold up, baby. Slow your roll. 185 00:33:18,704 --> 00:33:21,407 Now, your poor, white head turned to a hot damn crisp. 186 00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:22,475 Yes, it is. 187 00:33:22,707 --> 00:33:24,575 I don't suppose you sell sunscreen? 188 00:33:26,711 --> 00:33:30,448 Sunscreen! You... 189 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:32,951 Oh, bless his heart. Help him out. 190 00:33:35,954 --> 00:33:37,023 Hmm. 191 00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:49,068 Here, take Erma's hat. 192 00:33:49,435 --> 00:33:53,339 I don't wanna hear nothing about no skin cancer. 193 00:33:54,739 --> 00:33:56,409 And Erma won't miss it? 194 00:33:59,444 --> 00:34:02,882 No, baby. Erma's dead. 195 00:34:04,582 --> 00:34:06,718 Erma don't miss shit. 196 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:12,425 Come on, sashay. 197 00:34:13,392 --> 00:34:14,727 "Hattitude." 198 00:34:15,093 --> 00:34:19,630 - "Hattitude" - Ro Ro: Yes. That girl! 199 00:34:20,999 --> 00:34:23,502 - My goodness. - A mess. 200 00:34:23,702 --> 00:34:27,807 Oh, child. 201 00:34:28,039 --> 00:34:29,807 102.7. 202 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,843 It's gonna be another scorcher out there, Sandusky. 203 00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:34,380 Checking the weather, it is hot! 204 00:34:48,059 --> 00:34:49,628 Let's go. 205 00:35:13,651 --> 00:35:15,887 What? Oh! 206 00:35:29,066 --> 00:35:31,503 - Bye. - Bye. 207 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:53,785 Hey, mister. 208 00:36:54,985 --> 00:36:56,955 Everyone's here. 209 00:37:03,028 --> 00:37:04,697 Come out to the garden. 210 00:37:05,197 --> 00:37:06,499 Can you hear me? 211 00:37:15,907 --> 00:37:17,709 You tore my house down? 212 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,948 - She was just too far gone. - We feel sick. 213 00:37:27,184 --> 00:37:29,220 Did you find anything down there? 214 00:37:29,553 --> 00:37:34,193 - Like what? - There was a box of Vivanté. 215 00:37:38,262 --> 00:37:40,164 Ooh! Don't go anywhere. 216 00:37:42,934 --> 00:37:45,104 Please, let's step outside. 217 00:37:51,075 --> 00:37:55,981 Here, David and I planted the calla lilies. 218 00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:02,853 And there, was the fountain. 219 00:38:02,887 --> 00:38:04,289 Oh, is that what that was? 220 00:38:08,059 --> 00:38:09,327 My client, 221 00:38:09,827 --> 00:38:13,097 Rita, donated the tiles she brought back from Italy, 222 00:38:13,564 --> 00:38:15,133 to do her master bath. 223 00:38:15,434 --> 00:38:18,035 But then she changed her mind about the color. 224 00:38:23,941 --> 00:38:27,579 David built it. Everything from scratch. 225 00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:32,651 - Sounds like quite a guy. - But he didn't have a will. 226 00:38:34,686 --> 00:38:35,686 Oh. 227 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,159 His nephew inherited everything. 228 00:38:47,331 --> 00:38:50,034 Well, at least something like that can never happen today. 229 00:38:50,568 --> 00:38:54,640 - Yeah. Great. - Surprise! Remember this? 230 00:38:56,206 --> 00:38:57,308 Where's my shampoo? 231 00:38:57,742 --> 00:38:59,745 This was all that was left in your old house. 232 00:39:06,684 --> 00:39:07,952 I think I should go. 233 00:39:08,552 --> 00:39:10,355 Will you come back and visit sometime? 234 00:39:12,256 --> 00:39:13,325 Yeah. 235 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:24,336 - Bye, Pat. - Bye. 236 00:39:24,568 --> 00:39:27,105 Thanks for the lunch! 237 00:39:45,490 --> 00:39:49,328 Sandusky, here I come. 238 00:39:57,334 --> 00:39:59,237 - Hello. - Hi. 239 00:40:16,488 --> 00:40:17,723 Eunice? 240 00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:20,289 Eunice? 241 00:40:23,193 --> 00:40:24,193 Eunice. 242 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:36,842 Shanrock and Shanrock. 243 00:40:37,342 --> 00:40:39,443 Uh, Walter Shanrock, please. 244 00:40:39,477 --> 00:40:41,480 He's at the courthouse until 4:00. 245 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:45,784 - What's this in reference to? - Rita Parker Sloan. 246 00:40:51,389 --> 00:40:53,124 Uh, cream and sugar. 247 00:41:17,849 --> 00:41:19,284 Try Dee Dee Dale's downtown. 248 00:41:19,316 --> 00:41:21,152 Dee Dee has everything. 249 00:41:21,186 --> 00:41:23,488 I graduated with Dee Dee. She nasty. 250 00:41:30,994 --> 00:41:32,764 That'll be 83 cents. 251 00:41:36,901 --> 00:41:37,903 Thank you. 252 00:42:13,604 --> 00:42:15,106 Hey, mister. 253 00:42:17,275 --> 00:42:18,376 Come to the garden. 254 00:43:21,673 --> 00:43:23,408 So sorry to hear about Rita. 255 00:43:23,441 --> 00:43:24,877 Yes, great woman. 256 00:43:26,144 --> 00:43:27,312 Mr. Shanrock. 257 00:43:30,581 --> 00:43:33,117 - Mr. Shanrock? - Pat? 258 00:43:35,385 --> 00:43:38,456 I'll do Rita. One condition. 259 00:43:39,189 --> 00:43:41,927 I need cash now. 260 00:43:42,394 --> 00:43:44,930 Oh, I'm sure, Rita would be tickled pink. 261 00:43:45,396 --> 00:43:47,131 But there's a protocol, Pat. 262 00:43:47,465 --> 00:43:50,434 I can't just make a withdrawal from First Sandusky. 263 00:43:50,468 --> 00:43:53,572 Oh no? Your brother owns the bank! 264 00:43:54,472 --> 00:43:58,109 We will be delighted to prepare a certified check 265 00:43:58,142 --> 00:44:02,581 for 25,000 dollars after the estate clears probate. 266 00:44:02,914 --> 00:44:06,584 - And how long will that take? - No more than six months. 267 00:44:07,151 --> 00:44:11,188 Six months? I'll be dead by then! 268 00:44:11,222 --> 00:44:14,124 Listen, buster. I know we've had our ups and downs. 269 00:44:14,157 --> 00:44:15,393 But like I told you, 270 00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:17,662 when your partner's next of kin retained the firm, 271 00:44:17,695 --> 00:44:20,432 to settle his estate, I don't make the rules. 272 00:44:20,764 --> 00:44:22,700 And I most certainly don't walk around town 273 00:44:22,733 --> 00:44:24,436 with my client's money. 274 00:44:24,468 --> 00:44:30,976 I have expenses. I have to purchase beauty products. 275 00:44:34,644 --> 00:44:40,017 Give me a loan. Some kind of advance, please. 276 00:44:42,019 --> 00:44:46,557 Would two tens help? 277 00:44:54,698 --> 00:44:58,202 The Ransoms will have Rita ready by 7:00 p.m. tonight. 278 00:44:58,235 --> 00:45:01,238 Please be prompt. You know Sherman doesn't like to wait. 279 00:45:19,590 --> 00:45:22,293 Please stop! Please stop! Please stop! 280 00:45:29,034 --> 00:45:33,604 - Jeffrey, keep the change. - Why, thank you. 281 00:46:35,532 --> 00:46:37,334 I don't have a two, I don't have three, 282 00:46:37,367 --> 00:46:39,804 I don't have four, but I have five. 283 00:46:40,405 --> 00:46:43,207 Linda, I'm gonna take you at five. 284 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,742 We're gonna do the straightener. 285 00:46:45,477 --> 00:46:48,680 - Do you have an appointment? - No. 286 00:46:49,546 --> 00:46:53,617 Okay. I'm just gonna put this in for you. 287 00:46:53,651 --> 00:46:56,521 And, here's five percent off of your next 288 00:46:56,553 --> 00:46:59,624 and you'll have Caroline. She's so good. Okay, darling? 289 00:46:59,657 --> 00:47:01,292 - Thank you very much. - Of course. 290 00:47:01,325 --> 00:47:03,294 - Have a wonderful day. - You too. 291 00:47:13,436 --> 00:47:14,805 Oh my God. 292 00:47:18,342 --> 00:47:19,342 Pat? 293 00:47:21,479 --> 00:47:22,481 Is it you? 294 00:47:23,947 --> 00:47:24,947 No. 295 00:47:25,749 --> 00:47:27,351 You look so... 296 00:47:29,787 --> 00:47:30,856 athletic. 297 00:47:36,293 --> 00:47:38,729 Wow. Come on in. 298 00:47:41,298 --> 00:47:43,767 Now, Tristan, check this out. 299 00:47:45,336 --> 00:47:47,671 This man gave me my first job in the business. 300 00:47:48,972 --> 00:47:51,909 And now he is, mopping your Vivanté. 301 00:47:52,510 --> 00:47:53,510 Well... 302 00:47:54,345 --> 00:47:57,849 he shouldn't have done that, but after all, 303 00:47:58,416 --> 00:48:03,220 you gotta catch this guy a break 'cause, he really is a legend. 304 00:48:04,889 --> 00:48:06,724 This is Patrick Pitsenbarger. 305 00:48:07,224 --> 00:48:10,794 He did all the socialites of Sandusky back in the day. 306 00:48:12,697 --> 00:48:14,900 That's right. Once upon a time. 307 00:48:16,767 --> 00:48:20,772 Well, I can dust that off for you if you want. 308 00:48:24,008 --> 00:48:26,945 Yeah, you know, I started off sweeping hair, 309 00:48:27,211 --> 00:48:30,715 and then, I worked my way all the way up to second chair. 310 00:48:32,249 --> 00:48:35,719 I was so proud when Dee Dee opened up her own shop. 311 00:48:36,253 --> 00:48:39,191 Right across the street from mine. 312 00:48:40,691 --> 00:48:46,198 You know, Patrick was always so particular. 313 00:48:47,131 --> 00:48:50,401 And Dee Dee was very nice to my clients. 314 00:48:51,001 --> 00:48:56,273 In fact, she took my best one with her when she quit. 315 00:48:59,677 --> 00:49:01,479 Well, Sandusky is... 316 00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:04,849 having a real comeback right now, huh? 317 00:49:06,784 --> 00:49:07,818 Maybe... 318 00:49:08,452 --> 00:49:12,591 My business is doing great. I know that. 319 00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:16,493 I mean, I've had to expand this place and make it 320 00:49:16,526 --> 00:49:20,231 a multi-service salon with all the amenities. 321 00:49:21,099 --> 00:49:26,671 Clients want craft, Dee Dee, not bells and whistles. 322 00:49:27,738 --> 00:49:28,873 No... 323 00:49:29,572 --> 00:49:34,011 God forbid, you ever listened to anybody about anything. 324 00:49:41,385 --> 00:49:42,754 You know what, they, uh... 325 00:49:43,988 --> 00:49:46,658 they've discontinued the Vivanté 326 00:49:46,691 --> 00:49:50,562 because it's... It's got too high VOCs. 327 00:49:50,861 --> 00:49:52,896 But you know, I mean, there's plenty 328 00:49:53,097 --> 00:49:55,932 of green and clean technologies 329 00:49:55,965 --> 00:49:58,736 you know, that came up after you lost your little shop. 330 00:50:01,372 --> 00:50:06,778 But that's okay. It's Rita's favorite. 331 00:50:07,445 --> 00:50:08,445 Oh. 332 00:50:10,113 --> 00:50:15,352 Well, maybe, you're gonna have to tell Rita that in Heaven. 333 00:50:17,021 --> 00:50:18,856 I mean, you don't even know this, 334 00:50:19,356 --> 00:50:21,892 but Rita kicked the bucket this week. 335 00:50:23,059 --> 00:50:26,797 My dear, I'm on the way to Ransom. 336 00:50:28,698 --> 00:50:29,800 No, you're not. 337 00:50:32,403 --> 00:50:34,005 Sherman is doing her, in house. 338 00:50:35,673 --> 00:50:41,713 Shanrock came personally. And he begged me. 339 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,784 He begged me to do her hair. 340 00:50:47,117 --> 00:50:48,117 Really? 341 00:50:48,718 --> 00:50:54,892 In death, Rita remembered that she had taste. 342 00:50:58,162 --> 00:51:00,999 Taste or dementia? You decide. 343 00:51:02,999 --> 00:51:05,936 But anyway, you know, whatever you gotta do 344 00:51:06,137 --> 00:51:07,539 to feel good about yourself. 345 00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:16,414 Guess what, I'm gonna give this to you for 2.49. 346 00:51:16,646 --> 00:51:19,416 That's a dead stock discount. 347 00:51:22,586 --> 00:51:23,788 Oh, you don't have the money? 348 00:51:24,521 --> 00:51:29,526 Aw, I'm sorry. I can't give it to you. 349 00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:30,995 Because guess what, 350 00:51:31,561 --> 00:51:33,997 I'm still waiting for my last three paychecks. 351 00:51:37,635 --> 00:51:41,139 All right... silly! 352 00:51:42,472 --> 00:51:44,007 So it's... I'm gonna give it to you. 353 00:51:46,477 --> 00:51:47,912 It's just, I mean, I... 354 00:51:48,579 --> 00:51:53,051 I don't know how much it's gonna do you because, you know... 355 00:51:54,184 --> 00:51:55,552 all the bald spots. 356 00:52:13,637 --> 00:52:16,140 I didn't steal Rita from you, Mister Pat. 357 00:52:19,108 --> 00:52:23,514 You dropped the ball and I was there to catch it. 358 00:52:34,224 --> 00:52:37,094 Eunice? 359 00:52:39,028 --> 00:52:40,164 Eunice! 360 00:53:00,651 --> 00:53:02,486 WCPZ... 361 00:53:09,793 --> 00:53:12,162 Hmm. 362 00:53:22,171 --> 00:53:25,175 - You made me blonde. - Excuse me? 363 00:53:25,543 --> 00:53:27,512 I wasn't sure at first, 364 00:53:27,544 --> 00:53:30,914 but then I saw the rings and I knew. 365 00:53:31,414 --> 00:53:34,017 I came to you when I was nineteen. Remember? 366 00:53:34,885 --> 00:53:37,588 Yes. 367 00:53:37,621 --> 00:53:39,090 I wouldn't think you would remember. 368 00:53:39,122 --> 00:53:40,691 I only came in there once. 369 00:53:42,159 --> 00:53:43,193 I'm sorry. 370 00:53:43,561 --> 00:53:45,829 Are you kidding me? You were wonderful. 371 00:53:46,363 --> 00:53:48,600 I had a young one at the time 372 00:53:48,832 --> 00:53:51,202 and I couldn't keep up with the blonde maintenance. 373 00:53:51,235 --> 00:53:56,207 Or the price, as I recall. You weren't cheap. 374 00:53:56,874 --> 00:54:00,645 No? 375 00:54:02,313 --> 00:54:04,715 I'm surprised you still remember me. 376 00:54:05,582 --> 00:54:08,952 Who could forget the "Liberace of Sandusky?" 377 00:54:09,519 --> 00:54:12,990 Was I that butch? 378 00:54:14,892 --> 00:54:16,594 Can I help you find something? 379 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,664 How about everything? 380 00:54:19,997 --> 00:54:23,301 Oh! Give me one second. 381 00:54:37,381 --> 00:54:38,381 Ta-da! 382 00:54:40,184 --> 00:54:42,653 I've been saving it for the right customer. 383 00:54:43,854 --> 00:54:44,854 Try it on? 384 00:54:49,093 --> 00:54:50,628 So, how's it fitting? 385 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,298 Not sure I can still pull it off. 386 00:54:53,530 --> 00:54:54,998 Show me. 387 00:55:02,805 --> 00:55:04,675 Don't move. 388 00:55:18,822 --> 00:55:20,691 The icing on the cake. 389 00:55:29,332 --> 00:55:31,135 You're starting to look like you again. 390 00:55:33,037 --> 00:55:34,138 Thank you, Sue. 391 00:55:36,773 --> 00:55:38,375 How did you know my name? 392 00:55:39,443 --> 00:55:41,379 You came for a perm 393 00:55:41,412 --> 00:55:43,982 and I talked you into a "Dorothy Hamill." 394 00:55:45,048 --> 00:55:49,186 And you told me that you dropped out of nursing school 395 00:55:49,452 --> 00:55:51,121 because you got pregnant. 396 00:55:51,755 --> 00:55:55,360 And the name of your son, is Danny. 397 00:55:56,727 --> 00:55:59,263 You know, sometimes, it takes a while. 398 00:55:59,563 --> 00:56:02,800 But it's all up there somewhere. 399 00:56:05,068 --> 00:56:07,137 My husband thought the "Dorothy Hamill" cut 400 00:56:07,171 --> 00:56:08,673 was too short, by the way. 401 00:56:10,173 --> 00:56:14,945 But, looking back... I never felt prettier. 402 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,016 It's still in there. 403 00:56:19,483 --> 00:56:22,387 I wish. 404 00:56:24,722 --> 00:56:26,290 I must tell you something. 405 00:56:30,026 --> 00:56:31,963 I don't have any money. 406 00:56:46,008 --> 00:56:47,211 - Hello. - Hello. 407 00:57:04,994 --> 00:57:06,229 Sandusky. 408 00:57:29,919 --> 00:57:32,055 Sandusky! 409 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,428 Pat is back. 410 00:57:55,044 --> 00:57:56,880 It's a win-win proposition. 411 00:57:58,416 --> 00:58:00,017 We... We'll sharpen our pencils 412 00:58:00,050 --> 00:58:01,385 and make it happen. 413 00:58:01,718 --> 00:58:05,790 Uh, that's the funeral home. Let me circle back to you later. 414 00:58:06,856 --> 00:58:07,925 Mr. Ransom. 415 00:58:09,992 --> 00:58:12,262 No, it's 50 extra chairs, not 30. 416 00:58:13,162 --> 00:58:14,298 She was very specific. 417 00:58:16,432 --> 00:58:18,936 Oh, I appreciate you going the extra mile for grandma. 418 00:58:20,102 --> 00:58:21,305 Thank you, sir. 419 00:58:23,273 --> 00:58:24,273 Hello? 420 00:58:26,008 --> 00:58:27,311 I can still see you there. 421 00:58:31,314 --> 00:58:34,385 - What do you want? - I'm the hairdresser. 422 00:58:36,019 --> 00:58:37,488 Oh my God. Pat? 423 00:58:39,956 --> 00:58:41,092 I'm Dustin. 424 00:58:42,191 --> 00:58:43,527 Rita's grandson. 425 00:58:45,061 --> 00:58:46,797 So nice to finally meet you! 426 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,499 I remember when you were born. 427 00:58:52,336 --> 00:58:55,372 Well, this calls for a highball. Please. 428 00:58:58,474 --> 00:59:00,177 Welcome. Please, come in. 429 00:59:03,046 --> 00:59:04,148 Thank you. 430 00:59:12,088 --> 00:59:13,857 We had hospice in the home. 431 00:59:16,325 --> 00:59:17,325 Come. 432 00:59:43,052 --> 00:59:44,321 Did you style her wedding? 433 00:59:44,889 --> 00:59:47,325 All three of them. 434 00:59:58,468 --> 01:00:01,272 Grandma chose all the photos for her funeral display. 435 01:00:09,345 --> 01:00:12,483 She was... She was quite the perfectionist. 436 01:00:12,782 --> 01:00:14,485 Is that what you call it? 437 01:00:19,189 --> 01:00:21,158 So, how did you put up with her all those years? 438 01:00:22,459 --> 01:00:26,130 Canadian whiskey. Rocks. 439 01:00:27,064 --> 01:00:28,966 I'll get it. 440 01:00:33,436 --> 01:00:35,316 You must have some great memories of this house. 441 01:00:36,606 --> 01:00:39,176 I never set foot inside. 442 01:00:39,776 --> 01:00:41,178 What? 443 01:00:45,215 --> 01:00:46,483 What about all those parties? 444 01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:54,025 I always knew my place. 445 01:00:57,427 --> 01:00:58,428 I'll get some ice. 446 01:01:41,872 --> 01:01:43,341 You have reached Rita Parker Sloan. 447 01:01:43,807 --> 01:01:45,309 Please leave a message, 448 01:01:45,809 --> 01:01:48,379 and I shall return your call at my earliest convenience. 449 01:02:03,492 --> 01:02:04,492 Pat? 450 01:02:19,776 --> 01:02:22,345 Another double, please. 451 01:02:22,378 --> 01:02:25,115 - Oh, thirsty, huh? - Mm-hmm. 452 01:02:27,184 --> 01:02:28,753 In five minutes... 453 01:02:30,419 --> 01:02:34,025 I'm supposed to make a dead bitch look human. 454 01:02:37,293 --> 01:02:40,263 Not sure I'm up for the challenge. 455 01:02:40,664 --> 01:02:44,334 At least she won't complain. 456 01:02:44,601 --> 01:02:46,236 For once. 457 01:02:46,269 --> 01:02:47,772 Was she a handful? 458 01:02:48,104 --> 01:02:51,775 Oh! A demanding, Republican monster, 459 01:02:51,807 --> 01:02:56,813 but she had great taste, in shoes. 460 01:02:56,847 --> 01:02:59,650 Sounds like a nightmare. 461 01:03:03,787 --> 01:03:05,523 I adored her. 462 01:03:18,735 --> 01:03:20,838 Nobody remembers me. 463 01:03:22,771 --> 01:03:27,577 I used to perform here... every Saturday night. 464 01:03:27,778 --> 01:03:30,481 Really? What was your drag name? 465 01:03:30,514 --> 01:03:31,814 Mister Pat. 466 01:03:31,847 --> 01:03:34,684 Must have been before my time. 467 01:03:35,285 --> 01:03:39,423 Yes. It was before you were conceived. 468 01:03:40,090 --> 01:03:42,693 - You see that stage? - Uh-huh. 469 01:03:44,427 --> 01:03:50,367 My lover, David, built that. He was, uh, very handy. 470 01:03:52,468 --> 01:03:55,171 In more ways than one. 471 01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:00,243 I sewed the curtains, 472 01:04:00,276 --> 01:04:04,180 and Eunice put the glitter in the paint. 473 01:04:04,213 --> 01:04:09,552 Every queen in town pitched in to open this dump. 474 01:04:09,753 --> 01:04:15,526 But maybe you're too young to know who Tim and Mike was. 475 01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:16,794 They opened the bar. 476 01:04:17,961 --> 01:04:21,564 There were so many people I remember. 477 01:04:21,798 --> 01:04:26,137 Miss Cheesecake, Dirty Ankle? 478 01:04:26,637 --> 01:04:31,775 And there was one very interesting customer. 479 01:04:32,742 --> 01:04:33,878 Harry. 480 01:04:34,611 --> 01:04:40,383 He was a truck driver and he came every Saturday 481 01:04:41,218 --> 01:04:42,820 to see me perform. 482 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:48,159 "Mister Pat." He was very nice. 483 01:04:50,459 --> 01:04:53,563 Well, I heard that most of the regulars 484 01:04:53,597 --> 01:04:56,233 stopped coming out. But... But maybe your friends will 485 01:04:56,265 --> 01:04:59,336 will make it tonight, for old times' sake. 486 01:05:12,448 --> 01:05:14,450 This place was family. 487 01:05:19,488 --> 01:05:21,724 What's happened with the crystal chandelier, 488 01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:24,494 that hung above the dance floor? 489 01:05:24,526 --> 01:05:27,463 It got old. They took it down. 490 01:05:27,764 --> 01:05:28,764 Huh. 491 01:05:29,231 --> 01:05:32,969 Another of Rita's hand-me-downs. 492 01:05:35,671 --> 01:05:40,276 If she would have known, what these crystals have seen. 493 01:05:41,278 --> 01:05:42,278 Oh! 494 01:05:50,387 --> 01:05:53,756 - What? Where? - Tonight's the last night. 495 01:05:54,957 --> 01:05:56,459 I don't understand. 496 01:05:56,726 --> 01:05:59,363 Harvey sold out to some young gay couple. 497 01:05:59,396 --> 01:06:01,298 They're turning the whole building into this 498 01:06:01,331 --> 01:06:03,733 straight, gastro micro brew pub. 499 01:06:03,967 --> 01:06:05,635 "Gastro" what? 500 01:06:05,836 --> 01:06:09,939 They are installing giant tanks to brew artisan craft beer. 501 01:06:12,374 --> 01:06:13,776 But where will we dance? 502 01:06:25,988 --> 01:06:32,862 - Here. Keep the change. - Hey, big spender. 503 01:06:46,175 --> 01:06:50,581 I'm back. 504 01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:53,583 Why don't you see me? 505 01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:56,486 I'm right here. 506 01:06:58,655 --> 01:07:05,296 Oh. Oh. Oh. 507 01:07:08,631 --> 01:07:10,801 Pick it up, guys. We're falling behind. 508 01:07:18,508 --> 01:07:23,314 Send that arrangement back. Everything must be perfect. 509 01:07:24,747 --> 01:07:28,918 Taxi! 510 01:07:32,756 --> 01:07:35,059 - Where to? - I don't know. Just drive! 511 01:07:38,727 --> 01:07:39,896 Grandma chose all the photos 512 01:07:39,928 --> 01:07:41,731 for her funeral display. 513 01:07:41,764 --> 01:07:42,908 Rita wants to make things right. 514 01:07:42,932 --> 01:07:44,368 God forbid 515 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,470 you ever listen to anybody about anything. 516 01:08:48,697 --> 01:08:49,900 Eunice? 517 01:08:52,235 --> 01:08:53,469 Eunice. 518 01:08:54,504 --> 01:08:55,939 Yeah? 519 01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,477 Holy hell! 520 01:09:02,745 --> 01:09:05,782 Pat, you're still alive? 521 01:09:06,549 --> 01:09:10,786 - You're still sucking cock? - Christ on the cross, queen. 522 01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:12,688 A bitch can't even powder her nose 523 01:09:12,722 --> 01:09:14,590 without getting the third degree. 524 01:09:15,558 --> 01:09:18,762 Now, step back, lemme get a good look at you. 525 01:09:20,129 --> 01:09:22,866 You look fantastic. 526 01:09:25,869 --> 01:09:31,875 Shit, I just saw your shoes. 527 01:09:33,843 --> 01:09:37,180 Oh baby, I missed you. 528 01:09:37,213 --> 01:09:39,916 I missed you too. Don't overdo it. 529 01:09:39,948 --> 01:09:41,617 Oh, I always do. 530 01:09:42,885 --> 01:09:43,885 Hmm. 531 01:09:45,254 --> 01:09:49,792 I heard the Fruit and Nut is closing. You going? 532 01:09:51,693 --> 01:09:53,196 I haven't set foot in years. 533 01:09:55,197 --> 01:09:56,200 Why not? 534 01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,769 Gay bars are so '90s. 535 01:10:00,504 --> 01:10:03,039 The Velvet Slipper's gone in Lorain 536 01:10:03,071 --> 01:10:05,641 and the bar in Mansfield's about to close too. 537 01:10:06,776 --> 01:10:08,945 - Our safe places. - Mm-hmm. 538 01:10:08,978 --> 01:10:10,780 I mean, who needs the Fruit and Nut 539 01:10:10,812 --> 01:10:13,182 when they can hold hands at Applebee's? 540 01:10:15,384 --> 01:10:17,487 Besides, that place made me a goddamn drunk. 541 01:10:21,924 --> 01:10:25,962 Do you remember what we performed for the opening night? 542 01:10:26,995 --> 01:10:29,832 Oh, and thank God I talked you out 543 01:10:29,866 --> 01:10:31,602 of that Marlene Dietrich number. 544 01:10:32,102 --> 01:10:36,173 But your Shirley Bassey routine brought down the house! 545 01:10:36,805 --> 01:10:40,843 And you did both, the Peaches and Herb. 546 01:10:41,643 --> 01:10:44,046 - At the same time. - At the same time. 547 01:10:46,348 --> 01:10:49,818 Girl, you taught me everything I never wanted to know. 548 01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:53,689 - You got a call. - Oops. 549 01:10:57,893 --> 01:11:00,897 - One of your boys? - Lemme tell ya something. 550 01:11:01,130 --> 01:11:04,700 The trade on here, would make your head spin. 551 01:11:06,001 --> 01:11:07,102 Show me. 552 01:11:07,135 --> 01:11:09,540 Ah! 553 01:11:09,973 --> 01:11:14,311 I do better on here, than I ever did in the bars. 554 01:11:14,678 --> 01:11:19,916 Yet, here you are, cruising the tearoom. 555 01:11:19,948 --> 01:11:24,120 I like to cover my bases. 556 01:11:24,152 --> 01:11:25,955 What on earth? 557 01:11:28,790 --> 01:11:32,628 What on earth are they doing? 558 01:11:33,963 --> 01:11:35,866 These daddies with their... 559 01:11:36,398 --> 01:11:38,000 - babies. - Mm-hmm. 560 01:11:40,704 --> 01:11:43,639 I wouldn't even know how to be gay anymore. 561 01:11:45,107 --> 01:11:49,078 Tell that to your pantsuit. 562 01:11:53,683 --> 01:11:55,652 Great. Great job, buddy. 563 01:12:04,059 --> 01:12:05,329 I'm happy for them. 564 01:12:06,896 --> 01:12:08,898 And jealous as hell. 565 01:12:09,265 --> 01:12:11,300 Those kids will remember them, 566 01:12:11,701 --> 01:12:14,104 long after they have gone. 567 01:12:15,838 --> 01:12:17,707 And who will remember us? 568 01:12:19,409 --> 01:12:22,813 - You left a big mark. - On who? 569 01:12:23,213 --> 01:12:25,948 Those gay dads should drop to their knees 570 01:12:25,982 --> 01:12:27,884 and kiss your rings. 571 01:12:29,218 --> 01:12:30,621 Which one? 572 01:12:31,088 --> 01:12:35,258 Especially the cubic zirconia on your left ring finger. 573 01:12:35,890 --> 01:12:39,129 'Cause bitch, you know that's the only one that's real. 574 01:12:44,267 --> 01:12:46,403 You evil bitch. 575 01:12:50,205 --> 01:12:52,074 I went to see David today. 576 01:12:54,777 --> 01:12:56,246 Is he still dead? 577 01:12:59,314 --> 01:13:01,418 My name was on the tombstone. 578 01:13:02,951 --> 01:13:05,988 No shit. You paid for the damn thing. 579 01:13:06,621 --> 01:13:09,191 Today was the first time I saw it. 580 01:13:09,659 --> 01:13:14,031 Don't tell me, you are still mad at that old whore. 581 01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:21,071 Jesus, honey, when are you gonna move on? 582 01:13:26,342 --> 01:13:29,344 Why didn't you tell me about my house? 583 01:13:29,378 --> 01:13:32,148 I went there. There was nothing there. 584 01:13:36,451 --> 01:13:39,722 You don't tell someone in the goddamn nursing home 585 01:13:39,755 --> 01:13:41,691 their house has been demolished. 586 01:13:42,357 --> 01:13:43,994 It's bad etiquette. 587 01:13:44,827 --> 01:13:48,064 But you could have come and said, "Hi." 588 01:13:51,968 --> 01:13:53,836 At least you had a home. 589 01:13:57,072 --> 01:13:58,275 And a David. 590 01:14:01,477 --> 01:14:05,849 I had a house, and a David. 591 01:14:06,848 --> 01:14:08,718 And both are gone. 592 01:14:10,018 --> 01:14:11,287 But you are here. 593 01:14:17,893 --> 01:14:19,262 You're not gone. 594 01:14:25,468 --> 01:14:26,503 Eunice. 595 01:14:30,205 --> 01:14:31,307 Eunice. 596 01:14:37,513 --> 01:14:41,751 And you old bitch, sitting next to me. 597 01:15:28,897 --> 01:15:30,933 How did it go? 598 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,936 I quit the bitch. 599 01:15:36,339 --> 01:15:38,441 Frozen fucking pizza lit the toaster oven on fire. 600 01:15:38,473 --> 01:15:40,175 But I extinguished the blaze, girl. 601 01:15:40,209 --> 01:15:43,412 - I am here, I am alive! - And did you select a song? 602 01:15:43,979 --> 01:15:46,316 I barely survive a DiGiorno inferno 603 01:15:46,348 --> 01:15:48,384 and you trifle me for song selection? 604 01:15:48,684 --> 01:15:51,153 Shame on you, Gabriel. Shame. 605 01:15:53,054 --> 01:15:54,523 Is Velma all right? 606 01:15:54,557 --> 01:15:59,362 One Coco Roco and she will be just fine. 607 01:16:14,677 --> 01:16:16,179 Look like you seen a ghost. 608 01:16:18,147 --> 01:16:20,216 Gabriel sent on me to check on you. 609 01:16:23,286 --> 01:16:25,055 I dropped this bitch on a Crockpot. 610 01:16:25,554 --> 01:16:28,057 It's the last night, I have no idea what I'm doing. 611 01:16:28,089 --> 01:16:30,125 Take the edge off. 612 01:16:53,249 --> 01:16:55,452 Gorgeous skin. 613 01:17:00,089 --> 01:17:03,026 - Where are you from? - Hancock Street. 614 01:17:03,058 --> 01:17:04,192 Nice. 615 01:17:04,226 --> 01:17:05,428 You been there lately? 616 01:17:07,263 --> 01:17:10,567 - Been performing long? - Two years. 617 01:17:10,832 --> 01:17:14,070 I finally start to get good and they close the damn bar. 618 01:17:16,405 --> 01:17:17,573 What's your act? 619 01:17:19,342 --> 01:17:21,143 Batten down the hatches, boys, 620 01:17:21,443 --> 01:17:27,483 man your harpoons and make way for Miss Velma Humpback! 621 01:17:27,717 --> 01:17:30,653 - "Thar she blows!" - Aw, yes, queen. 622 01:17:31,388 --> 01:17:34,424 Forget this little town, Miss Velma. 623 01:17:34,956 --> 01:17:37,026 You'd be big in Cleveland. 624 01:17:37,058 --> 01:17:39,929 Well, ain't you just the sweetest thing? 625 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:08,457 - Oh, hell no. - Sit down. Close your eyes. 626 01:18:08,491 --> 01:18:11,561 I'm a professional. No peeking. 627 01:18:27,442 --> 01:18:29,378 No peeking. 628 01:18:42,691 --> 01:18:46,629 Voila. 629 01:19:14,590 --> 01:19:19,661 - I love your rings. - Thanks. Each one has a story. 630 01:19:19,695 --> 01:19:21,764 Oh yeah? What are they? 631 01:19:23,299 --> 01:19:24,701 I don't remember. 632 01:20:00,803 --> 01:20:03,473 I forgot how much I missed this. 633 01:20:03,505 --> 01:20:05,842 - Dancing? - Our people! 634 01:21:35,665 --> 01:21:37,200 Slay, girl! 635 01:22:36,491 --> 01:22:37,492 Sir. 636 01:22:38,227 --> 01:22:40,662 Sir, you sustained a serious head injury! 637 01:22:40,696 --> 01:22:42,365 Please get back in your room. 638 01:22:43,398 --> 01:22:45,000 I'm late for my funeral. 639 01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:46,969 Sir, get your ass back here. 640 01:23:27,910 --> 01:23:34,317 Get the hell out of the way. 641 01:24:04,646 --> 01:24:07,416 Bitch. 642 01:24:16,592 --> 01:24:21,630 Sherman. I'm... I'm sorry! 643 01:24:22,330 --> 01:24:25,034 You're too late. 644 01:24:29,604 --> 01:24:32,008 Oh. Hey, Pat. 645 01:24:33,976 --> 01:24:35,777 She's a real hot mess in there. 646 01:24:37,179 --> 01:24:38,881 Total resting bitch face. 647 01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:43,986 Resting dead bitch face. 648 01:24:54,662 --> 01:24:55,964 She needs your touch. 649 01:26:05,099 --> 01:26:06,602 Get Dee Dee back. 650 01:26:10,772 --> 01:26:12,508 Don't you dare. 651 01:26:20,281 --> 01:26:22,184 Dee Dee would do a better job. 652 01:26:23,117 --> 01:26:24,187 Bullshit. 653 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,556 I didn't know that you looked that bad. 654 01:26:28,290 --> 01:26:30,493 Well then fix me, goddammit. 655 01:26:34,963 --> 01:26:39,936 When David died, you didn't come to the funeral. 656 01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:46,508 And now you want me to rescue yours? 657 01:26:47,776 --> 01:26:50,546 Pat, for Christ's sake, I never even met David. 658 01:26:51,647 --> 01:26:53,515 We talked about him, 659 01:26:53,715 --> 01:26:58,920 every Friday at 4:00 for 33 years. 660 01:27:02,189 --> 01:27:04,227 You know, I don't do well at funerals. 661 01:27:05,826 --> 01:27:07,062 Really? 662 01:27:09,830 --> 01:27:11,032 I adore them. 663 01:27:12,334 --> 01:27:14,036 You're not making this easy, Patrick. 664 01:27:14,068 --> 01:27:15,871 I'm trying to make this right. 665 01:27:18,839 --> 01:27:20,642 I know I was your servant... 666 01:27:22,844 --> 01:27:25,848 but I thought I was your friend. 667 01:27:26,348 --> 01:27:29,051 You knew every goddamn secret I ever had. 668 01:27:30,585 --> 01:27:32,787 And you never listened once to mine. 669 01:27:33,155 --> 01:27:35,558 It was another world back then, Pat. 670 01:27:35,857 --> 01:27:37,893 People evolve, they let go. 671 01:27:39,894 --> 01:27:41,296 Maybe you should too. 672 01:27:45,032 --> 01:27:46,736 Have a fun funeral. 673 01:27:47,603 --> 01:27:49,939 I was embarrassed! Okay? 674 01:27:52,139 --> 01:27:54,110 About how David died. 675 01:28:01,249 --> 01:28:02,885 When I did let you know... 676 01:28:04,686 --> 01:28:06,121 how much it hurt... 677 01:28:07,356 --> 01:28:10,693 that you weren't there. 678 01:28:11,559 --> 01:28:15,764 Because I needed you there at that moment. 679 01:28:18,967 --> 01:28:20,036 Where were you? 680 01:28:22,269 --> 01:28:25,240 I left you. 681 01:28:25,773 --> 01:28:28,143 And the whole town followed. 682 01:28:36,317 --> 01:28:37,652 I'm sorry. 683 01:28:41,255 --> 01:28:43,625 I'm sorry. 684 01:29:06,947 --> 01:29:08,249 I forgive you. 685 01:29:11,286 --> 01:29:12,755 I forgive you. 686 01:29:17,259 --> 01:29:19,895 You're going to be beautiful. 687 01:29:20,327 --> 01:29:22,263 I'll make you beautiful. 688 01:29:23,397 --> 01:29:24,666 Yes. 689 01:33:43,625 --> 01:33:44,994 Pat. 690 01:34:03,445 --> 01:34:04,445 Thank you. 691 01:34:10,184 --> 01:34:11,424 May I share something with you? 692 01:34:17,192 --> 01:34:21,029 I was 15 when Grandma Rita sat me down 693 01:34:21,062 --> 01:34:26,969 and asked me if there was anything I needed to tell her. 694 01:34:30,104 --> 01:34:31,406 We were so conservative. 695 01:34:37,045 --> 01:34:39,048 I was scared to death to tell her the truth. 696 01:34:41,616 --> 01:34:43,719 But finally... 697 01:34:46,521 --> 01:34:47,555 I did. 698 01:34:51,759 --> 01:34:53,528 "Don't worry," she said. 699 01:34:56,130 --> 01:34:58,133 "My best friend's gay too." 700 01:35:03,470 --> 01:35:05,073 We stayed up all night. 701 01:35:07,041 --> 01:35:10,345 She told me all about you and David. 702 01:35:21,121 --> 01:35:23,258 Even though I never really knew you... 703 01:35:27,394 --> 01:35:29,630 I want you to know you changed my life. 704 01:37:05,559 --> 01:37:08,763 Oh, baby, I missed you. 705 01:37:08,795 --> 01:37:10,465 Hey, mister. 706 01:44:55,062 --> 01:44:56,665 Bye, everybody! 707 01:44:58,064 --> 01:45:00,268 Come and see me sometimes.