這些就是你上周錯過故事 This is what you missed last week on Shameless.
我親愛的！ My baby!
真愛 True love.
hey 帥哥 Hey, hot stuff.
-你幹嘛的 -做房地產的 我住在邁阿密 What do you do? Real estate. I live in Miami.
-我把lip轟走了 -他去哪里了 I kicked Lip out. Where'd he go?
我今天晚上能在這裏過夜麼 Is it all right if I stay over tonight?
-看見jimmy不奇怪麼 -誰是jimmy Was it weird seeing Jimmy? Who's Jimmy?
jimmy就是steve Jimmy is Steve.
媽的 我這個禮拜五就能看見這個小傢伙了麼 Holy shit. I'm gonna see the little guy on Friday?
是的 很快的 Yep. For, like, a second.
草他媽的 這個臭雞巴快折磨死我了 Christ almighty! This cocksucker's killing me!
當他們正常的時候 他們在一次顯得很正常 When they're good, they're good.
你是唯一一個真正瞭解我的人 You're the only one who truly understands me.
她出什麼問題了麼 她已經好幾天沒下床了 Is something wrong with her? She hasn't gotten out of bed in days.
monica有精神病 ，debs Monica's bipolar, Debs.
你是該吃藥了 是不 Time for you to go back on your meds, huh?
-我勒個去 -怎麼了 Holy fuck. CARL: What happened?
-老媽 老媽 -天啊 這兒有一起事故 Mommy, Mommy... Oh, God, there's been an accident.
-她在大出血 他們正在路上 -你和我一起麼 She's bleeding badly. They're on their way. You with me?
-一切都會好的 我們沒事兒 -我和你在一起 It's gonna be okay. We're good, we're good. Stay with me.
-她怎麼樣了 -她已經穩定了 How is she? She's stable.
你應該回家 DOCTOR: You should go home.
-lip剛打給我 -他要來麼 Lip just called. He's coming?
-=karen在樓上生孩子 -我滴個天 Karen's having a baby upstairs. Holy fuck!
要生了 要生了 It's coming, it's coming!
他有什麼毛病麼 What's wrong with him?
-他有唐氏綜合症 debs -你他媽的搞什麼 karen He's has Downs Syndrome, Debs. What the fuck, Karen?
我從來沒說過它是你的孩子 I never said it was your baby.
我得到孩子了 SHEILA: I got the baby, I got the baby!
快點 快點 JODY: Come on, come on!
太好了 我得到孩子了 Whoo! I've got a baby!
【貼吧無恥之徒字幕組】 【翻譯】折翼的鳥 NG 郭巍 oh ba ttle 【校對】dream NG 郭威 哎呦
? Think of all the luck you got ?
? Know that it's not for naught ?
? You were beaming once before ?
? But it's not like that anymore ?
? What is this downside ?
? That you speak of? ?
? What is this feeling ?
? You're so sure of? ?
? ?
? Round up the friends you got ?
? Know that they're not for naught ?
? You were willing once before ?
? But it's not like that anymore ?
? What is this downside ?
? That you speak of? ?
? What is this feeling ?
? You're so... ?
? Sure of? ?
Monica!
Monica?
Monica!
Monica Jean Kallagher!
Monica!
我的天啊 Oh, God.
媽的 Oh, shit.
我的天啊 Oh, God...
老天 Jesus.
死納粹 Schutzstaffen.
你他媽的在做什麼 What the hell are you doing?
你偷走了我的妻子 You stole my wife!
什麼 What?
你偷走了我的妻子 我想讓她回到我身邊 You stole my wife, and I want her back.
好吧 探訪時間是九點到四點 Okay, visiting hours are 9:00 to 4:00.
你那個時間再來看她吧 You want to see her, come back then.
-出來 monica -別亂叫 Come out, Monica! Hey!
趕緊出來 Get out of here.
monica 跟我回家 Monica, come home!
我愛你 I love you!
我永遠都不會離開你 I'll never leave you!
永遠不會 Never...
你是一個天使 SHEILA: You're an angel.
是上帝的恩賜 A blessing.
感謝老天賜給我們一個亞洲小BB My little Kung Pow blessing.
得弄明白怎麼把這個跟蹤的東西弄掉 Hmm. Gotta figure out how to get this security thing off.
你是一個多麼可愛，美麗， What a big, beautiful,
像可愛的維尼熊一樣的男孩兒啊 panda-Pooh Bear boy you are.
快看 Oh, look.
他的小雞雞上有一層皮 He's still got his little dingy-ding skin.
我們應該給他割包皮麼 Should we get him circumcised?
當然不 順其自然吧 Hell, no. Let that extra derma ride.
他需要一個名字 Oh, he needs a name.
hiram怎麼樣 我老爸的名字 What about Hiram, for my father?
你是hymmie麼 Are you a Hymmie?
我覺得他們能追蹤這個東西 就像一個嬰兒找回系統是麼 Hmm. Think they can track this thing, like a baby LoJack?
你是小hymmie麼 Are you a little Hymmie?
你是小hymmie維尼熊麼 他應該有個中國式的名字 A Hymmie-wymie? The name should be something Chinese.
讓他和他的民族保持某種聯繫 Keep him connected to his people. Hmm.
中國式的 Chinese...
陳 Chen, Chan,
常 Chang...
王 Wing? Wang?
太緊了 Wu? Hm... it's pretty tight.
我可不想手一滑 把他腳給割了 I don't want to slip and cut his leg off.
好吧 你可以把他腳環 Well, you could clip his ankle bracelet
和包皮一起割了 and his foreskin at the same time.
我的朋友cindy回去工作了 Hey, my friend Cindy went back to work.
為了生活 不得不啊 Has to pump. For a five-spot,
我打賭他就能幫我們找到母乳 I bet she'd hook us up with some breast milk.
他們正在找他 They're going to be looking for him.
-我們需要把他藏起來 -藏到閣樓裏怎麼樣 We need to hide him. How about the attic?
就像那部關於希伯來女孩的電影一樣 Like that movie about the Hebrew girl.
不行 那裏冬天會很冷 地下室怎麼樣 No, it gets cold in the winter. What about the basement?
不行 親愛的 那裏會是他們首先查看的地方 No, it's the first place they'll look, sweetie.
烘乾機裏呢 Dryer?
但是不能忘了他在那裏 Just can't forget he's in there.
恩 Right.
我來清理桌子 I'll clear the table.
debs上床睡覺吧 Debs, bedtime.
媽的 Fuck.
我的天啊 Oh, Jesus.
這些可憐的孩子 These poor kids.
不要擔心 他們原本已經被搞的一塌糊塗了 Don't worry, they're already pretty fucked up.
我的意思 I mean...
好的 你可以呼吸的 Okay, you can breathe. Ah!
大口的呼吸 MAN: Keep breathing.
你會沒事兒的 對麼 You gonna be all right?
F 我 Fiona, I...
我早該看清 ? I should know ?
自己到底是誰 ? Who I am by now ?
我徒步前行 ? I walk ?
唱片不知為何停止 ? The record stands somehow ?
想起了那個冬天 ? Thinking of winter ?
你的名字就像是碎片一樣融入我的身體 ? Your name is the splinter inside me ?
當我開始等待 ? While I wait ?
我始終記得 那個九月 ? And I remember the sound ?
你在鬧區的音容相貌 ? Of your November downtown ?
我始終記得 ? And I remember the truth ?
和你在一起的十月是多麼的真實 ? A warm December with you ?
但是我沒有必要做出這個錯誤的決定 ? But I don't have to make this mistake ?
我不需要一直讓自己備受煎熬 ? And I don't have to stay this way ?
要是我會等待 ? If only I would wait ?
現在 關於我們所有的回憶都應清楚的浮現 ? The walk has all been cleared by now ?
你的聲音會一直出現在我的腦海中 ? Your voice is all I hear somehow ?
調出那個冬天的記憶 ? Calling out, winter ?
你的聲音是我身體的一個碎片 ? Your voice is the splinte inside me ?
當我開始等待 ? While I wait ?
Fiona?
我記得那個聲音 ? I remember the sound ?
我在 進來吧 Yeah, come on in.
你沒睡麼 You awake?
是的 Yeah.
我始終記得 ? And I remember the truth ?
和你在一起的十月是多麼的真實 ? A warm December with you ?
但是我沒有必要做出這個錯誤的決定 ? But I don't have to make this mistake ?
我不需要一直讓自己備受煎熬 ? And I don't have to stay this way ?
要是我會等待 ? If only I would wait ?
我可能早就已經迷失了自我 ? I could have lost myself in rough ?
沒關係 Shh. It's okay.
一切都會好起來的 It's gonna be okay.
我始終記得 那個九月 ? I remember the sound ?
你在鬧區的音容相貌 ? Of your November downtown... ?
有人把孩子偷走了 Somebody stole the baby.
他們認為那是我母親幹的 They think it was my mom.
天啊 Jesus.
你報警了麼 You call the police?
和往常一樣 她可能只是被嚇壞了 She probably just freaked out, like always.
我要將寶寶拿回來 I'm gonna get it back.
恩 或許 你應該讓你的母親看著孩子一陣子 Well, maybe you should let your mom keep him for awhile.
你知道 至少直到你確定 You know, at least till you're sure
你不會再改變主意 you're not gonna change your mind.
我不會改變主意的 I'm not gonna change my mind.
但以後的誰知道呢 你可能真的 Yeah, but you don't know that. I mean, you could really...
我不想再靠近那玩意兒 知道了麼 I don't want that fucking thing anywhere near me, okay?
去問問別人我什麼時候能他媽的出院 Go ask somebody when I can get the hell out of here.
我得趁溫蒂速食停止供應早餐之前趕緊去 I want to hit Wendy's before they stop serving breakfast.
早安 Morning.
孩子們還在睡麼 Kids still sleeping?
是的 Uh, yeah.
火雞和雞蛋麼 Turkey and eggs?
上面加了蘑菇 土豆和煎餅 With mashed potato pancakes
還有果凍 and cranberry jelly. Hmm.
你已經可以做一個合法的居民在這兒晃悠了麼 steve You back to being a legal resident around here, Steve?
他現在叫jimmy Jimmy. His name's Jimmy now.
steve是他用來騙我 Steve was just an alias he used
不讓我知道他真實身份的別名 to lie to me about who he really was.
一點都不酷 jimmy -steve Ooh, not cool, Jimmy-Steve.
-雞蛋 -加點 Eggs? To go.
我改名字是因為我偷車的緣故 I changed my name 'cause I was
如果被發現了 stealing cars. Didn't want anyone to
不想讓任何人追蹤到我 be able to track me down if things went south.
和你沒有任何的關係 It didn't have anything to do with you.
好吧 Yeah.
我想要見見你的家人 I want to meet your family.
oh 不 你不能 Oh, no, you don't.
是的 我會去 Yes, I do.
他們是十分的討厭人 They're miserable people.
卑鄙 極端利己 一群白癡 Nasty, egomaniacal shit-heads.
所有人麼 好吧 當我的母親喝多酒的時候 All of them? Yeah, Mom's okay
她看起來還算正常 when she's knocked back enough Chardonnay.
你們家裏有多少人啊 How many of you are there?
母親 父親---白癡明星 Uh, Mom, Dad-- shit-head superstar.
老哥- Older brother Chip--
被訓練過的白癡明星 shit-head superstar-in-training.
我已經迫不及待的想要見他們了 Can't wait to meet them.
你一定會失望的 You're going to be disappointed.
這又不是第一次有人讓我失望 Wouldn't be the first time someone's disappointed me.
好吧 Okay.
你看起來美極了 You look beautiful.
撒謊 Liar.
這裏的人對你的照顧還周到麼 So, you getting okay care here?
上乘毒品呢 Good drugs?
有什麼需要的麼 You need anything?
煙 沐浴露 還是鋸子呢 Uh, cigarettes, shampoo, hacksaw?
衣服 Clothes.
我的都一團糟了 Mine are a mess.
我下次來給你帶些 I'll bring by some stuff.
我真的毀了感恩節 I really screwed up Thanksgiving.
沒有 沒什麼大不了的 No, it was no big deal.
孩子們呢 The kids?
我一定將他們嚇壞了 I must have scared the shit out of them.
他們很好 They're good.
我們昨晚已經談過了 We, uh, talked it out last night,
我昨晚哄他們睡覺 他們今天好多了 and I tucked them in, they're fine today.
你沒有讓他們飽吃一頓 You didn't tuck them in.
不管怎樣 我給最小的那一個讀了會兒書 I read books to them, the little ones, anyway.
你很快就會出來的 You'll be out soon.
你將會找回自己的 You'll see for yourself.
不會太快 Not soon.
72個小時 72 hours.
你已經安穩的度過了15個小時 You already got 15 under your belt.
我註冊了60多天 I signed myself in for 60 more days.
這是我自願的 Voluntary commitment.
那就告訴他們你改變主意了 Well, tell them you changed your mind.
我不能 I can't.
那是協議的一部分 That's part of the deal.
frank 我需要讓自己變得正常 Frank, I got to get myself normal.
我不能一直那樣的傷害他們 I can't keep doing this to them.
你只是有點憂鬱 You're just a little blue.
每個人偶爾都會發生這種事兒 It happens to everyone every now and again.
我可以在家照顧你 I can take care of you at home.
不 你不能 No, you can't.
我愛你 I love you.
你屬於我們 You belong with us.
我是 I'm...
我需要待在這個地方 真的 I'm where I need to be, okay?
我得走了 I got to go.
我參加了一個小組 I got group.
我能來點可卡因麼 Can I borrow a cup of cocaine?
-都用完了 -咖啡呢 All out. Coffee?
今天早上幾個小的還好麼 How are the little ones this morning?
看過他們的母親割腕之後麼 After seeing their mother slit her wrists?
受到了精神創傷 Traumatized.
應該支持為了那些看過這樣鬼事情的孩子的組織 Has to be support groups for kids who've seen shit like that.
是啊 在他們摧毀他們一半的同學之後 Yeah, in maximum security prisons
關進一個最大限度保證安全的監獄 after they've mowed down half their classmates.
你讓steve過夜了麼 You let Steve spend the night?
你指jimmy麼 You mean Jimmy?
草了 我要叫他steve Fuck that, I'm calling him Steve.
我對他發出了一個請求 I sent him out on a quest.
讓他重新贏回少女之心麼 Mm! Making him re-win the heart of the virgin?
天啊 V Christ, V,
我不能讓他再次的回到如此瘋狂的境地 I can't let him back into this madness.
那不是他自己的決定麼 Isn't that his choice?
他現在覺得是想這麼著 Well, he thinks he wants it now,
但一兩年之後呢 but just wait a year or two.
我懷著孕，Frank晚上在我們床上吐著 When I have one in the oven and Frank throws up in our bed
Monica準備在 in the middle of the night or Monica tries
櫃櫥裏用舊襪子上吊自殺 to hang herself in a closet with an old shoelace.
他只是個大男孩罷了，做這些決定還太早 He's a big boy, he can make his own decisions.
嗨 Carl Hey, Carl.
睡得好麼 Sleep okay?
你覺得呢 What do you think?
哦麼？ FIONA: You hungry?
-給你做個三明治吧 -好 Let me make you a sandwich. CARL: Okay.
傷殘補助 Disability check
不會一個月來兩次的 Frank doesn't come for another week, Frank.
我今早去醫院看你媽了 I went to visit your mother in the hospital this morning.
我們得把她整出來 We have to get her out of there.
她在那挺好的 Best place for her.
-她很脆弱 -她已經崩潰了 She's fragile. She's broken.
他們想把她變成普通人 They want to make her normal.
他們想幫她 They want to help her.
他們說的一般是什麼意思？無聊，平凡 By which they mean average, boring, medicated,
無聊，平凡，這對我的嬌妻Monica來說多麼殘忍 a Stepford Monica.
她昨晚自殺未遂 She tried to kill herself last night;
平庸對她來說不是壞事 boring would be a blessing.
他們會切她的腦葉 They perform lobotomies now.
不，不會的 No, they don't.
-刺激療法 -沒有 Shock treatment? No.
我覺得他們會像萊雅公主那麼幹（星球大戰的Leia） Actually, I think they do. Princess Leia did it.
10萬伏特電擊 100,000 volts of electricity
直達腦內 zapped into her skull!
電量多到我們全城停電 Draws so much power, it takes out entire city blocks.
就是因為那些倒楣鬼的腦子正在被炸透 When our lights dim, some poor fucker's
所以有時候我們的燈才那麼暗 getting his brains fried.
別聽他的，Carl Don't listen to him, Carl.
吃你的飯 Eat your breakfast.
lobotomy是什麼？（腦葉手術） What's a lobotomy?
整個螺絲到你腦袋裏 They jam a screwdriver
然後讓你腦袋聽話 into your head and scramble your brains.
不可能的 天啊 Frank No, they don't. Jesus, Frank.
-他們就是這麼幹的 -他們會讓媽媽回來的 Yeah, they do! They're gonna put Mom
而且她會變得更好的 back on her me. They're gonna make her better.
那些藥不會讓她變好的 She's not better on her meds.
她成了行屍走肉 她放棄了她生命中所有的熱愛 She's a zombie. She gives up everything she loves in life.
是啊 都有什麼啊 毒藥 酒 還是你 Yeah, like what? Drugs, alcohol, you?
我們 Us.
我會把她帶出來的 I'm gonna bust her out of there
在他們把她變得不是她之前 before they steal what makes Monica Monica.
你會幫我麼 Are you with me?
別管她了 Frank Leave her alone, Frank.
她需要個轉機來變得更好 She needs a chance to get well.
你會讓別人把你變得不像你麼 Somebody can steal what makes you you?
-不 -Carl你呢 No. Carl?
他也不會幫你的 He's not helping you, either.
我能帶著M-10麼（槍名） Can I bring my Mac-10 pistol?
別讓他攪渾進來 把槍還給員警去 Leave him out of this. The pistol's going back
你姐呢 to the cops. Where's your sister?
洗澡呢 Shower.
-別去找Deb -就去 Leave Debbie alone, Frank! No.
出院之後 Monica會好起來的 C Monica will be better when she comes out of the hospital, Carl.
我通過了 I passed.
GED考試 我及格了 The GED-- I passed.
爸爸 (gasps) Daddy!
你應該敲門的 Daddy, you're supposed to knock!
你愛你媽麼 Do you love your mother?
Cindy說這是為那些自己沒有奶水的母親 Cindy says they make this thing for women who can't produce
準備的 their own milk.
你把這個掛在你的脖子上 You hang this doohickey around your neck,
然後把這個貼在 and then you tape these right over
你的乳頭上 your nipples.
就好像是母乳餵養了 And the baby can still breast-feed.
沒事的 親愛的 我來就行了 It's okay, honey, I-I can do it.
不 他得和我們倆都親近 No, it's important for both of us to bond with him.
好吧 Okay.
來 小寶貝 There, sweet boy.
哇啊 Whoa.
哇哦 Wow.
真是 That's... Whoa.
哇啊 Whoa!
現在我知道這是怎麼一回事了 Now I know what all the fuss is about.
哦 來人了 Someone's here. Oh.
媽 Mom?
媽 Mom.
寶貝 Sweetie!
天啊 現在就能回家了 My goodness! Home already?
醫院同意你走了麼 Did the hospital let you leave?
它在哪 Where is it?
我還以為他們至少要讓你們在那住一天 Thought they usually like to keep you
它在哪 for at least a day. Where is it, Mom?
什麼在哪 Where's what, honey?
它 It.
我昨晚拼命生了六個小時 The baby that shoved its ginormous head
才生出來的那個嬰兒 out of my cooter for six endless hours last night.
哦 天啊 醫院給弄丟了 Oh, my. Did they lose it?
醫院給我看了監控錄下 就是你拿的 They showed me the video footage of you taking it.
-哦 那個孩子 -醫院本來要報警 Oh, that baby. They were gonna call
我說不用了 the police, but I said no.
它在哪 Where is it?
-在哪 -烘乾機裏 Now, Mom! In the dryer.
拿出來 Take it out.
他可能在睡覺 I think he's napping.
把它拿出來 Take it out!
我不想碰它 I don't want to touch it!
你在漏東西 You're leaking.
看他多可愛 Isn't he beautiful?
把它送回醫院 Take it back to the hospital.
會有人要它的 Somebody will want it.
我就想要 I want it.
你不行 Well, you can't have it.
他這麼可愛 He's such a sweet boy.
連哭都不哭 He never cries.
長得也漂亮 He's so handsome.
我們想給他起名叫Hiram We want to name him Hiram
以你的外祖父的名字命名 after your grandfather.
或者叫明 保留他的中華血統 Or maybe Ming, to keep him wired into his Chinese-ness.
閉嘴 Jody Shut up, Jody.
它會回到醫院的 It's going back.
K 求你了 別這樣 Karen, please don't do this.
他們會把它送給腦殘家庭或者其他什麼的 They'll give it to the retarded freaks' home or whatever.
他是我的外孫 He's my grandson.
我不會讓你拋棄他的 I won't let you throw him away
就像扔掉廢紙巾一樣 like used Kleenex.
K 你媽說的對 You know, Karen, your mom might be right.
或許可以讓她先照顧一陣子 Maybe she should keep him for a while.
誰知道 You know, who knows
社區服務會怎麼對他 what social services is going to do with him?
給我滾 L Butt out, Lip!
你在這幹嘛 What are you even doing here?
他又不是你孩子 He's not even yours.
這他媽又不是你孩子 This is none of your goddamn business.
Tim W或著不管誰是他爹 你至少都該打個電話 At least call Tim Wong or whoever the father is
告訴他這件事情 and tell him about it.
滾 Get out!
你這下子可不用當一個 You dodged a fucking RPG
無關緊要用過就扔的路人了 getting tossed over by this one.
我已經知道了 哥們 Don't I know it, man.
把它送回醫院 Take it back to the hospital. (door opens and closes)
如果醫院不收呢 What if they won't take it back?
那就找個籃子扔裏面 Then drop it in a basket
然後放到消防局門口 and leave it at the fire station.
我無所謂 I don't give a shit.
不 SHEILA: No.
決不 No.
就這樣 Yes!
他會和我在一起 He is staying with me.
那好 Fine!
我會報警的 Then I'm calling the police.
L在麼 Lip here?
Lip!
你姐來了 It's your sister.
額 So...
你怎麼找到我的 How'd you find me?
Jimmy.
K怎麼樣了 How's Karen?
就是一個賤人 Girl's a fucking bitch.
我表哥 Eli My cousin, Eli, was born
他出生時 膝蓋那還多了一條腿 with a foot coming out of his knee.
現在他成了一個鐵匠 Now he's a blacksmith.
唯一一個 Only one who can pump the bellows
不用手就能拉風箱的鐵匠 without using his hands.
我通過GED考試了 I passed my GED.
你看起來一點也不驚訝 Don't look so surprised.
嗯 我確實不驚訝 No, I'm not.
這個 額 很好 That's, um... that's great.
那 之前我們有約定的 So... deal's a deal.
啊 太晚了 Ah, too late.
-覆水難收 -我通過了 Spilt milk. I passed.
-你就回去上學 -木已成舟 You go back to school. Water under the bridge.
少跟我廢話 Knock off the clich?s.
我已經做出了自己的選擇 Road not taken.
我想要你回家 L I want you home, Lip.
我們都想 We all do.
這樣吧 Right.
冷水澆你 不讓你睡覺 FRANK: It's cold water and sleep deprivation.
讓你站一整天 Make you stand all day
電你私處 with electrodes tied to your genitals.
你把庫克縣當成阿布格萊布了吧（06年美軍虐囚案發地 伊拉克） I think you're mistaking Cook County for Abi Grabie.
Abu Gradie. Abu Ghraib.
我在巴士拉還參觀過 Did a tour with the Guard-- Basra.
他們一樣都不會幹的 Frank They don't do any of that, Frank.
我去年還在裏面呆過 I was in there last year
因為我意外吸過量了 after my accidental overdose.
意外 你吸了可卡因之後把自己點著了 Accidental? You set yourself on fire freebasing.
我們就是圍個圈 It was mostly us sitting in a circle
然後聊自己的家庭怎麼亂七八糟的坑了自己 in a group talking about how your family
M會拿Frank說事 screwed you up. KEVIN: Oh, Monica talking about Frank?
那要說好大一陣子 That ought to take a while.
Frank 你有錢麼 Frank, you got any cash?
零錢 大票 Moolah? Green?
我一定要把她從那裏面弄出來 I got to spring her out of there.
她是陰 我是陽 She's the yin to my yang.
她是我蘇打水裏面的威士卡 She's the scotch in my soda.
我倆是F和G（銀幕上的一對舞蹈組合） We are Fred and Ginger.
J和Y（Beatles的John和他老婆）M和M（米老鼠夫婦） John and Yoko. Mickey and Minnie.
更像是S和R（白老虎秀的兩位主角 都是男的） More like Siegfried and Roy.
A和E（希特勒和伊娃） Adolf and Eva. (laughter)
你孩子晚上還在醫院幹活麼 T Your boy still working nights at the hospital, Tommy?
是啊 設備維修 Support services technician, yeah.
設備維修 我還以為他是看門的呢 Support services technician? I thought he was a janitor.
工作就是工作 A job's a job.
至少P找到了一個 At least Pat's got one.
P什麼時候上班 What time's Patty go to work?
我們今晚去 We're on for tonight.
-今晚幹什麼 -和我家裏人吃飯 What's tonight? Dinner with my family.
你問過我 所以我就安排了 You asked, you got it.
他們過來 Are they coming here?
額 不是 Uh... no.
我爸從84年BJ在科米斯基公園的演唱會後 Dad hasn't been south of the Art Institute Gala
就沒來過城南了 since Billy Joel played Comiskey Park in '84.
-那去你家吃飯 -也不是 Going to their house for dinner? Nope.
啊，她肯定會先讓你去抓跳蚤再來我家 Uh, Mom would have to have you deloused first.
她有重度潔癖 She's a germophobe.
如果你想從盤子裏拿出來個杏仁 You want an almond out of the serving dish,
那就應該帶著外殼手套用手術鉗子來 you have to wear surgical gloves and use tongs.
我見過你媽 I met your mom.
她挺好的 She's... she's cool.
你見過他媽 You met his mom?
Candace.
肉毒桿菌打的有點多 A little heavy on the Botox
還有香奈兒5號 不過還好 and Chanel No. 5, but nice.
那我們去哪 So where are we meeting?
M飯店，市中心 Uh, Morton's, downtown.
我爸在那有一個酒櫃 Dad has a wine locker there.
一個黃銅的小牌子 Little brass plaque
上面有他的名字好好所有的細節 with his name on it and everything.
-每個人都被邀請了 -嗯 老爸結帳 Everybody invited? Yep. Dad's buying,
所以點菜單上最貴的唄 so order the most expensive thing
頂級牛排 on the menu. Prime rib?
-沒問題 -帶骨上等牛腰排 Sure. Bone-in porterhouse steak?
什麼都行 Deb 你呢 免費晚餐哦 Anything you want. What do you say, Debs, free meal?
去不成 J 有事要忙 No can do, Jim. Busy.
-幹什麼 -在HH家過夜 Doing what? Sleeping over at Holly Herkimier's.
什麼也別跟她學 Don't do anything she does.
大號龍蝦 Big-ass lobster?
你猜行不行 You bet.
? Bad, bad heart ?
? Bad, bad mind ?
? Thinking bad thoughts ?
? All the time ?
? Waking up in the morning... ?
老天 Jesus Christ!
你從來沒洗過啊 Don't you ever hose these things out?
比一個死妓女的屁股還難聞 Smells worse than a dead hooker's ass in there.
小聲點 好吧 Keep your voice down, all right?
別擔心 牛仔 Easy, cowboy.
那個桔色的一般人可不行 That orange one's for experts only.
如果你被逮住了 Hey, you do get caught,
和我沒有任何關係 行吧 you never heard of me, all right?
裏面怎麼樣 小可愛 Doing good in there, pumpkin?
還成吧 爸爸 A-okay, Daddy.
-員警 -啊 Cops! Aah!
-快點 媽媽 動起來 -好的 Come on, Mom. Hurry up. Okay.
-我沒閑著 好的 -媽 快啊 I'm hurrying. Okay! Mom, come on!
員警來了 媽媽 Police are here, Mom.
你好 J女士 TONY: Hello, Mrs. Jackson.
嘿 Hey.
T 你媽媽最近怎麼樣 Tony. How's your mom?
糖尿病還在發作麼 The diabetes still giving her fits? Yes, ma'am.
夏天掉了兩個腳趾頭 但她撐了過來 Lost two toes over the summer, but she's hanging tough.
這也是沒辦法的事情 Well, she'd have to be--
畢竟她和冰上舞蹈團一起滑了這麼多年 all those years skating with the Ice Capades.
額 有人報警說說有一起綁架 Uh... we got a call about a kidnapping.
-哦 -媽媽和Jody Oh... Mom and Jody
從醫院裏偷走了我的孩子 stole my baby from the hospital.
你有孩子了 You had your baby?
恭喜你啊 Congratulations.
謝謝 但那他媽其實是一個嚇人的表演 Thanks. It was a fucking horror show, but I...
我最終還是把它弄出來了 finally had the damn thing.
他們從醫院把它偷了 我想讓你把它帶回去 They stole it, and I want you to take it back.
你不想要這個孩子 You don't... want to keep the baby?
是個智障 It's retarded.
我想把它送回去 然後醫院可以把它 I want it to go back so they can give it away
送到那些願意收留唐氏綜合症患兒的地方 to the Down Syndrome baby do-gooders
或者鄉下哪里 or the county or whatever.
唐氏綜合症嬰兒準確的說法是 Correct term for Downs kids
發育遲緩症 is "developmentally delayed."
我孩子被我媽 Well, my baby was stolen by my mom
和她發育遲緩的男友偷了 and her developmentally delayed boyfriend.
-他不是我男友 -我不是 He's not my boyfriend. I'm not?
啊 J女士 TONY: Uh, Mrs. Jackson,
你是不是拿走了你女兒的孩子 did you take your daughter's baby?
孩子 什麼孩子 Baby? What baby?
就是洗衣籃的那個孩子 Ma'am, is the baby in the laundry basket?
是 Yes.
把它交給員警 媽 Give it to the cop, Mom.
K 寶貝 求你了 別這樣做 Karen, honey, please don't do this.
啊 天啊 OFFICER: Ah, man.
瞧瞧你多可愛啊 Look how handsome you are.
多帥啊 真好看 Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
媽 把他交給員警 Give it to the damn cop, Mom!
這麼說 這位是你的母親 So this is your mother,
然後她想照看這個嬰兒 and she wants to take care of the baby?
對 但是我不想要 Yes, but I don't
-它留在這 -哦 want it here. Oh.
你想讓一個陌生人照看他 And you want a total stranger
還是讓伊利諾州政府 to take him or the State of Illinois
用納稅人的錢 to be responsible for him
為他負責 on the taxpayers' dime?
餓了麼 You hungry?
我想去吃泰國菜 I'm thinking Thai.
Yeah.
就這樣 你就這麼走了 That's it? You're just gonna leave?
Jackson夫人 很高興見到您 Nice seeing you, Mrs. Jackson.
-我會替您問候我母親的 -謝謝 I'll tell Mom you asked after her. (whispers): Please.
媽 你是要我還是要這個孩子 It's either me or that baby, Mom.
你決定吧 Your choice.
我覺得應該就是這裏了 I think this must be the place.
我能出來了麼 這裏邊好熱 Can I get out? It's hot in here.
-不行 -Ow No. Ow!
Monica?
如果你希望 我也可以是Monica I can be if you want me to be.
天啊 (hushed): Jesus!
Monica?
Kermit?
Frank?
你的腦袋怎麼了 What'd you do to your head?
哦 這是我治療的一部分 Oh, um, my therapy.
幫助我舒緩神經 It calms my nerves.
他們在你頭上做電療了 You let 'em zap your head?
有助於控制病情發作 Helps with my seizures.
天啊 Jesus.
Frank 你應該嘗試一下再否決 很安逸的 Try it before you knock it, Frank. Very restful.
你有看到過Monica麼 Have you seen Monica around?
Yeah, um...
在走廊對面的左手邊 across the hall on your left.
Monica?
Hey, Monica?
Frank.
我來帶你出去 I came to get you out.
我告訴過你我不想出去 I told you I don't want out.
為什麼停下 WOMAN: Why'd you stop?
你高潮了 Did you come?
Um...
Frank,
這位是Jill this is Jill.
Jill這個是我的丈夫Frank Jill this is my husband, Frank.
媽 Mom?
Fiona快看啊 Fiona! Fiona, look!
童趣 Boys.
Carl...
對不起 Sorry. We don't let him out
我們不經常帶他出來 of his cage very often. Carl!
carl 過來 Get over here.
對了 Jim你最近都在忙些什麼 So, Jim, what have you been up to?
還在尋找創新思路 Still finding new
來激發潛能 and creative ways to underachieve?
最近我周遊南美洲 I was traveling around South America till recently.
你還在幫父親處理所有痔瘡手術的事情 Are you still handling all the hemorrhoidectomies for Dad?
Chip剛從父親的外科醫師那裏接手工作 Chip just joined Dad's practice after his surgical residency,
繼續這項偉大的工程 following in the great man's footsteps.
這麼說你會在人身體內動刀子 So you get to cut into people?
帥呆了 Awesome.
他帶你去滑雪了麼 He take you skiing yet?
還沒 Uh, no.
我在這方面的唯一特長就是 My only talent involving snow is knowing how
在我父親在過道熟睡的時候把積雪清走而不驚醒他 to shovel the walk without disturbing my father sleeping on it.
而Carl最擅長的就是在雪地上撒尿 And Carl's pretty good at peeing in it as well.
他有年新年帶去聖摩裏茲度假的(滑雪勝地) What was the name of that girl that he took
那女孩叫什麼來著 Chrissie to St. Moritz on New Year's? Chrissie?
Lizzie 還是別的 我記得她名字的結尾有個ie Lizzie? Something. I remember it had "ie" on the end of it.
當時我才17 I was 17.
你高中的時候就帶女朋友去歐洲 You took a girlfriend to Europe in high school?
我爸買的機票 Dad offered a ticket.
他帶著那個女孩一路來到阿爾卑斯山 He drags her all the way to the Alps,
然後把她丟在那裏的酒店 then leaves her in the hotel room sitting there
因為在纜車上新認識了個法國姑娘 for some French girl he met on the gondola.
Chip放過你弟弟吧 Chip, leave your brother alone.
有兩件事你可以指望的 Two things you can count on:
一是媽媽明顯偏袒她的小兒子 Mom's naked favoritism for her youngest...
根本沒有 CANDACE: That's not true.
我哥哥還認為我是個不敢還擊的侏儒 My brother still thinks of me as the runt that didn't punch back.
她的小兒子騙了她一萬刀之後 ...and her youngest's quick and stealthy exit
就迅速消失的無影無蹤 after he weasels her out of another ten grand.
這次我打算要2萬刀了 I was hoping to milk her for another 20 this time.
正如你的名字Chip With a name like Chip, you'd think you'd want
你想挑戰一下刻板的形象 to defy the stereotype.
-Fiona別 我不在乎的 Fiona, don't. It's fine.
不 不行 No, it's not.
對不起 我遲到了 Well, sorry to be late.
有一個癌症晚期病人的手術 Whipple on a stage-four patient.
這麼說 你就是那位神秘的Fiona So, you are the mysterious Fiona.
這位是Fiona的弟弟Carl And these are Fiona's brothers, Carl...
還有Ian and Ian...
見到你很高興Ian Well, nice to meet you, Ian.
我們點餐了麼 Have we ordered?
失陪一下 Excuse me.
去下洗手間 Bathroom.
-先生 您的水 -謝謝 And your drink, sir. Thank you.
你知道的 我得去洗下手 Ah, you know, I gotta wash my hands.
給我一份生菜沙拉和海鱸魚 I'll have the iceberg lettuce salad and the sea bass.
48盎司上等肋排 雙切 Double-cut, 48-ounce prime rib,
五分熟 medium-rare,
還有2磅重的緬因州龍蝦 謝謝 and the two-pound Maine lobster, please.
Hey.
他們知道你是同性戀麼 Do they know you're gay?
我不是 I'm not gay.
開玩笑 那麼這是什麼 Really? What's this then?
你真的想知道 Honestly?
這一切的一切 就是我 Anything that walks, that's me.
天? Moni又一個女人 Jesus, Moni, another lady?
你知道的 我會覺得孤獨 (sighs) You know, I get lonely.
你愛她麼 Do you love her?
我剛認識她 I just met her.
你們在這兒幹什麼 What are you doing here?
我們來救你出去 We came to break you out.
我跟你說過了 我不想出去 I told you, I don't want out.
好吧 該死的 我想出去 Oh, hell, I do.
Jill 沒人問你意見 No one's offering, Jill.
但是你為什麼把Debbie帶來 And why did you have to drag Debbie into this?
我不覺得我單獨來你會跟我走 I didn't think you'd come if it was just me.
她在這做什麼 What is she in for?
做精神評估 Psych evaluation to see
看是否能接受審判 if I'm competent to stand trial.
你做了什麼 What'd you do?
對我丈夫開了26槍 Shot my husband 26 times.
天啊 你用的什麼 AK Jesus, what'd you use, an AK?
手槍 Pistol.
我上了兩次子彈才夠 I reloaded... twice.
(laughs)
Moni我們希望你和家人在一起 Moni, we want you with us.
孩子們需要你 The kids need you.
我需要你 I need you.
還疼麼 Does it hurt?
不疼了 No, I'm okay.
寶貝 很抱歉讓你目睹了那一幕 I'm sorry you had to see that, honey.
我當時很低落 你知道麼 I was just so low, you know?
yeah.
不過我現在好了 But I'm okay now.
所以 So...
這次你帶我們沖出去的宏偉計畫是什麼 What's this grand plan you have for busting us out?
明白了 Got it.
唉 不夠長 Whoa. That's short.
距離地面還有很遠 That's a long way down.
可以把床單綁在一頭 Could tie sheets to the end.
什麼 What?!
從john的窗戶外 Hey, it's only two stories down to the roof...
下到車頂只有2層樓 outside the ladies' john.
需要我去接Liam麼 You want me to go pick up Liam?
嗯 V可以留他過夜的 Uh, V will be okay keeping him overnight.
不錯的餐廳 Jimmy看啊 Great restaurant, Jimmy. Check out
我偷了一把很帥的小刀 this cool knife I stole.
這個要還回去 That's going back.
哎 他們有成噸的小刀 是不可能發現的 Hey, they won't miss it. They got tons of 'em.
給我拿來 現在去睡覺 Give me that. Bed, now.
嘿 禁止動我剩下的龍蝦 Hey, nobody touch my leftover lobster.
明早 我想把他加進我的烤肉桂松餅裏 I want to put it in my cinnamon toaster waffle in the morning.
Hey, Fiona.
Jimmy的父親Lloyd Jimmy's dad Lloyd,
他 他 he, uh..
晚安 Good night.
安 Night.
怎麼了 What?
我愛你 I love you.
你會離開麼 Are you gonna leave?
不會 No.
人總是會離去的 Everybody always leaves.
我不會 I won't.
耐心點 Patience...
別這樣 Stop that!
ESTEFANIA: Steve!
Estefania...
天啊 Jesus!
-嘿 嘿 嘿 Estefania -是誰啊 Hey, hey, hey, Estefania. what is it?
Estefania 嘿 冷靜一下 Estefania, hey, calm down, calm down.
發生了什麼 What the hell happened?
是 marco hey marco Marco... Hey... Marco...
等下 這是Marco幹的 他打你了麼 Wait. Marco did this to you? He hit you?
Marco打你了麼 Did Marco hit you?
你是我丈夫 You my husband...
幫幫我好嗎 Help me, please?
求求你幫幫我 Please help me!
好嗎 Please?
你在幹嘛 What are you doing?
睡不著 想抽一口 Uh, I couldn't sleep. Needed a smoke.
你不必在外面抽 You don't have to do it out here.
我爸回來後 整個家就像個煙灰缸 With Dad home, the whole house is an ashtray.
天啦 凍死了 Christ, it's freezing.
是因為Karen麼 Karen?
恩 Yeah.
我不知道 I don't know.
可能吧 我 我也不知道 Maybe. I-I don't know.
我不明白一個人有個孩子 I don't get how you have a kid
但是怎麼卻能完全不關心他 and not give a shit what happens to it.
不管它是低能 或者有兩個頭 Retarded, two heads,
沒有臉 不管怎樣--那還是你的孩子 no face, whatever-- it's still you.
沒有臉 No face?
恩 對 可能它一定得有張臉吧 Yeah, well, maybe it would have to have a face.
你應該回家去 You should go home.
你要趕我走了 Oh, you kicking me out?
回房子裏去吧 Get your ass back in the house
別想太多了 and stop thinking so much.
你想再做一次麼 You want to fuck again?
現在不來 幾分鐘之後我就睡覺 I'm only gonna be up a couple more minutes.
嘿 夥計們 Hey, pal.
嘿 兄弟 夥計
-有火機嗎 -你什麼時候能戒煙啊 Got a light? when are you gonna give those up？
小心抽死你 they are gonna kill you
我知道 I know.
我下次試試催眠我自己 I'm gonna try hypnosis next.
我沒有 對不起啦 Uh, no, don't. No, sorry.
你的胸牌呢 Where's your I.D. badge?
落在我抽屜裏了 Oh, left it in my locker.
還沒到換班時間呢 Shift's not over.
我把我的吸入器 Left my inhaler...
落在車裏了 ...in the car.
我有結核和哮喘 非常嚴重 Tuberculosis and asthma. Horrible.
Chuck，七區有麻煩了 Chuck, we got trouble on seven.
-精神病區 -收到 Psych unit. Roger that.
當你在醫院時 Got to keep your I.D. badge visible
記得一直把你的胸牌放在顯眼的地方 at all times on hospital grounds.
Debbie!
快上車 Get in the car.
Debbie 快上車 Debbie, get in the car.
快上車 Get in the car.
Debs,快上車 Debs, get in the car!
快上車啊 Get in the car!
我愛你 Debbie I love you, Debbie!
Debbie 我愛你 Debbie, I love you!
她說我們沒有她會更好 She said we're better off without her.
這場考試總計兩個小時 TEACHER: You will have two hours for this exam.
這是選擇題 This is multiple choice.
如果你想改答案 你確認 If you change an answer, be sure to fully erase
你把上一個答案擦乾淨並且把第二個答案寫清楚 your first answer and clearly circle your second.
我是不會 I am not...
我不會讀心術 I am not a mind reader.
如果你不知道答案的話 接著做後面的然後再回過來 If you do not know an answer, move on and come back to...
你要去哪 Where you going?
離這越遠越好 Anywhere far the fuck away from here.
我今天回學校了 Hey, I went back to school today.
參加了物理期末考試 Took the AP Physics final.
你都沒去上過課 You haven't even been going to class.
我幾年前就把那本書讀完了 I read the book a couple years ago.
媽 就這樣 This is it, Mom.
最後一次機會 Last chance.
我沒有開玩笑 I'm not kidding,
我要走了 I'm gone.
你選要我還是要寶寶 It's me or the baby.
你選吧 Decide.
不要這樣 Please don't do this.
我還是寶寶 Me or the baby.
我選寶寶 親愛的 The baby, sweetheart.
Karen!
你知道的 你一定會後悔的 You know, you're going to regret this.
嗷嗚 我記得你說過這些不痛的 Ow, ow, ow! I thought you said these things didn't hurt!
我騙你的 CARL: I lied.
停手 Ow! Dude, knock it off.
Carl和Jimmy在客廳玩氣槍 Carl's having an air soft war with Jimmy in the living room.
他們又會在電視機上留個坑的 They're gonna put a dent in the TV screen again.
出去玩 我已經跟你們說了兩次了 Outside! I told you both twice already!
-火雞 -慢慢習慣吧 Turkey? Get used to it.
Carl's Morton餐廳的剩菜 That and Carl's Morton leftovers
是幫我們度過接下來兩周難關的食物 are going to tide us over for the next two weeks.
聽著，我覺得 Listen, I kind of need to talk
我有點事要和你聊下 to you about something.
別擔心她在這 她完全不懂英語 Don't worry about her. She doesn't speak any English.
她現在住在這了嗎 She living here now?
我的老天 我倒希望不是 Good Lord, I hope not.
你知道Jimmy的爸爸Lloyd You know, Jimmy's dad Lloyd?
我 我覺得我們 I, uh, think we kind of...
我的天 Oh, Jesus.
我們破產了 Frank We're broke, Frank.
自從你把我們的錢花光 I haven't hidden money in there since you cleaned us out
我已經不把錢藏在那裏了 last May.
錢在哪 Where is it?
我們沒錢了 There is no money.
不 這些是我的 Whoa! No. Those are mine.
別這樣 讓他走吧 Ian Come on, let him go, Ian.
不 把它放回去 No, put it back!
什麼 你在搞笑嗎 What, are you fucking kidding me?
-小心 -離我遠點 Hey! Hey! Watch it! Get off of me!
-住手 -你在扯淡嗎 Hey, stop that! Are you kidding me?!
聽著 快點停手 Listen! Fucking stop it!
停手 Knock it off!
你TM敢跟我這樣 你個小 Don't you fuck with me! You little...
打孩子和女人的男人都去死吧
? The evening sleeps away ?
? Another day has come and gone ?
? The streetlights soak the shade ?
? Synthetic rays replace the sun ?
? Conscience soon dying ?
? When you get what you want ?
? Foresight goes and fades ?
? In retrospect, we'll figure out ?
? The evening sleeps away ?
? Realize the afterthought of doubt ?
? Well, these last couple days ?
? Been why we're going there and how ?
Lip!
? For these three days on end ?
? Got to be hopeful ?
? These three days on end ?
? Got to get up and catch my second wind ?
? Got to be up for it. ?
不不能再來了 I can't again.
我要去睡覺 I got to sleep.
小傢伙們早上還要上課呢 Kids have school in the morning.
我得找個鞋盒子 I got to find a shoebox for...
把Debbie的藝術作品裝起來 Debbie's art project.
Carl還沒有做完他的拼寫練習 Carl hasn't done his spelling.
Carl將會有一節賣烘烤食品的課 Carl's class is having a bake sale.
我要去 我要去做一些小餅乾 I got to-- I'm gonna make cookies.
小餅乾 好吧 Cookies, right.
然後Liam要去診所 And Liam has to go to the clinic for...
進行他的下一次（預約檢查） for his next set...
去它的 過來點 Screw it, get up here.
? We will know what it's all about ?
? And today is the day ?
Lip?
我好冷 I so cold.
你熱麼 You hot?
好的 Okay.
那當然了 Sure.
? And I want to say, as I survey ?
Oh.
? I'd like to take you miles away ?
? With me today ?
【貼吧無恥之徒字幕組】 【翻譯】折翼的鳥 NG 郭巍 oh ba ttle 【校對】dream NG 郭威 哎呦
? Sweet lover, got nothing on me ?
? You want it, but you can't see ?
? You want it, so just say so ?
? One time, if you just let go ?
? Baby, freedom's got nothing on me ?
? I'll give you everything you need ?
? Baby, give and take is part of the game ?
? Reacting like it's one and the same ?
? You thought you'd find something on me ?
? Slow down, you got to slow down. ?