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但是 陶德 萬一她又離家出走怎么辦 But, Todd, what if she wanders off again?
她可能傷害自己 也可能傷害我們 She's a danger to herself and maybe to us.
我們不能讓她就這樣在這里游蕩 We can't just let her roam around here.
我們可以把她關在那個有雙面鏡子的 We could lock her in that focus group room
小組討論間里 with the two-way mirror,
好隨時觀察她 keep an eye on her from in there.
你在學開飛機嗎 Are you learning how to fly?
如果我學會了的話 Figure if I get good enough,
也許有朝一日我能飛去東京找馬克 maybe one day I can fly off to Tokyo and look for Mark.
太詭異了 It's creepy.
就好像她能透過鏡子看到我們一樣 It's like she can see us through the mirror.
你覺得她還生氣嗎 You think she's still mad?
難說 It's hard to tell.
她已經這樣坐了一個小時了 She's just been sitting like that for the past hour.
我心里毛毛的 It's very unnerving.
兄弟 你沒做錯 Bud, you're doing the right thing.
這也是為了她的安全著想 This is for her own safety.
是啊 但是還是感覺不對 Yeah, but it still doesn't feel right.
不如我進去看看她 You know, why don't I go check on her?
我原來在辣醬公司的人力資源部實習過 I used to shadow the HR lady at the hot sauce company,
所以我知道怎么和神經病相處 so I know my way around a psychotic episode.
你好啊 梅麗莎 Hi, Melissa.
剛才那可真沒意思 Well, that was not fun.
怎么了 What happened?
她剛才說蓋爾根本沒去納巴 Well, she just said that Gail didn't go to Napa,
而是跳崖自盡了 but she threw herself over a cliff
而這都是因為我太煩人了 'cause I bugged her too much.
別聽梅麗莎胡扯 好嗎 Hey, don't listen to Melissa, okay?
她只是想激怒你 She's just trying to get under your skin.
典型的激將法 It's a classic lash out.
讓我進去試試 Here, let me give it a try.
她說邁克死前說的最后一句話是 She said the last thing that Mike said before he died
我弟弟在哪兒 was, uh, "where's my brother?"
讓我來 Here, let me try.
她對我了解不深 She hasn't known me for as long,
所以她沒法從情感上傷害我 so she doesn't have any emotional ammo.
她說馬克還活著 She said Mark is still alive.
那是好事呀 Oh, that's positive.
然后和新歡一起住在東京 And living with his new lover in Tokyo.
她這句話可真是戳中你心窩子了 Oh, she got you on the flippety with that one.
你好呀 梅麗莎 Hi, Melissa.
澳大利亞沉沒了 Australia sank.
我長胖了 I'm getting fat.
沒人喜歡矮子 No one likes a short man.
我懷上的是邁克的孩子 I'm pregnant with Mike's baby.
種族歧視 Racial slur.
她真的說出了"種族歧視"這幾個字 I mean, she actually just said the words "Racial slur."
我絕對不會進去的 Well, now I'm definitely not going in there.
她最生氣的肯定是我把她關在里面 I mean, she's already the most pissed at me for locking her up.
陶德 她會想通的 別喪氣 Oh, Todd, she'll come around. Don't beat yourself up.
叛徒 Judas.
叛徒 Oh, Judas.
這可是雙面鏡 她怎么知道你在哪兒的 Two-way mirror-- how can she tell where you are?
我永遠也不會原諒你 陶德 I'll never forgive you, Todd.
她可真是深諳"戳心窩子"說話之術啊 Wow, she's really nailing the worst-thing-you-can-hear thing.
是啊 Yeah.
起飛得很好 很順暢 Nice takeoff, very smooth.
你簡直是薩利·薩倫伯格再世啊 You're a regular Sully Sullenberger.
將飛機迫降哈德孫河的機長
薩利·薩倫伯格 我都不怎么認識他呢 Sully Sullenberger? I hardly "Knewenberger."
要來一杯嗎 You want a drink?
可以啊 來一杯也不錯 Yeah. I could use one.
好的 All right.
你這是從哪里弄來的 Where did you get all these?
這還要問 Oh, come on.
我們連飛機都弄到過 We got an airplane.
如果沒有小瓶酒的話 我們就是大笨蛋了 If we didn't have tiny bottles, we'd be gigantic "Bott-holes."
我剛才這句簡直妙極了 Well, that one worked well.
干杯 Down the hatch.
你覺得你什么時候才真正準備好 So, uh, when do you think that you'll be ready to take,
開架真飛機 離開這里去找馬克呢 like, a real flight, get out there and go see Mark?
說實話 我在這里的航行時數已經足夠了 Technically, I've logged enough hours in here
我可以去試飛一次了 但我也不清楚 to try a test run, but I don't know.
我就是覺得還沒準備好 I just don't feel quite ready yet.
慢慢來 Well, take your time.
你真正準備好的時候會有感覺的 You'll know when you're ready.
開飛機這種事急不得 You don't want to rush something like flying.
那等同自殺 That's pure suicide.
再來一杯 Round two?
我不應該再喝了 Ah, I probably shouldn't.
我還想多開會兒 I want to get some more flights in here.
別擔心 Hey, don't worry.
我給你帶了酒精測試器 I got you a little Breathalyzer.
酒精測試器 聽都沒聽說過 Breathalyzer? I hardly "Knewalyzer."
看吧 這梗真是百說不厭 See, it works with everything.
是嗎 Does it?
好吧 你繼續好好模擬駕駛 Okay, you keep up the good simulating, huh?
你們好啊 Hey, guys.
有任何線索嗎 Any, uh, leads?
還沒有呢 Nothing yet.
所有的看起來都一樣 Everything seems so similar,
而且沒經過醫學培訓的話 and without any medical training,
真的很難確定 it's hard to pin down.
是啊 就算醫生也會誤診 Yeah, even doctors misdiagnose.
我有次摘除了一個拇囊炎 I once had a bunion removed.
后來發現那其實是第六根腳趾 Turned out it was a sixth toe.
梅麗莎還好嗎 How's Melissa doing?
不太好 我安了個嬰兒監視器 Not great. You know, I-I got a baby monitor
好觀察她 so I can keep an eye on her.
這屏幕是不是壞了 Oh, I think the screen's broken.
-感覺畫面不動了 -是啊 - Looks like it's frozen there. - Yeah.
不 她就站著不動 No, she's just standing there.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我們最好還是不要排除 You know, we might not want to
邪魔入體的可能 rule out a standard possession.
她身上的跡象都表明可能有魔法的存在 This has all the tell-tale signs of a conjuring.
我們暫時還是從醫學上找原因吧 Maybe we just keep it to the, uh, medical world for now.
可能只是一般精神病 It could be general psychosis.
它的癥狀是什么 Oh, well, what are the symptoms of that?
脫離現實 Detachment from reality,
給自身和他人帶來危險 putting oneself and others in danger,
返童現象 childlike regression.
大家下午好啊 Good afternoon, Vietnam!
算了 我覺得總不可能一群人里面 Never mind. I think the odds of two people
有兩個都得一般精神病 in the group having that are slim.
我剛去了趟藥店 Made a little run to the pharmacy,
我覺得我可能想到了解決辦法 and I think I might have just come up with a little solution.
這是什么 What are those?
藥片 Pills.
藥片 治什么的 Pills? What pills?
就是經典的混搭藥片 Just a classic mix and match.
所以我們現在是要給她亂吃藥嗎 So now we're just gonna give her a bunch of random drugs?
現在的情況有點像是"耳聽為虛眼見為實" Eh, it's kind of a "you know it when you see it" situation.
他好像拿了點依地普侖 Hmm. Looks like he got some Lexapro,
左洛復 百憂解 西酞普蘭 帕羅西汀 Zoloft, Prozac, Celexa, Paxil,
蘭釋 魯拉西酮[均為抗抑郁藥品] Luvox, Latuda.
我之前有學習一些 I've dabbled.
坦迪 我們不能這樣隨隨便便給她吃藥 Tandy, we can't make her take pills.
那電擊治療呢 What about shock therapy?
這在我外婆身上有奇效 It worked wonders on my grandma.
我外公經常說 電擊之前 My grandpa always said that before,
她總是這樣說個不停 she was like, "Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba,"
電擊之后 她就不說話了 and then afterwards, nothing.
伙計們 我們不能給她吃藥 好嗎 Guys, we're not giving her drugs. Okay?
也不要電擊治療 Or shock therapy.
得了吧 你們這也太荒唐了 I mean, come on, this is ridiculous!
小陶陶 怎么了 Todders, what's wrong?
你還問 我們根本不清楚自己在做什么 Seriously? We don't know what we're doing,
我們永遠也不會清楚 我們不是醫生 and we never will; we're not doctors.
我們會弄清楚的 Hey, we'll figure it out.
我們會弄清楚的 Oh, we'll figure it out?
就像我們弄清楚怎么給菲爾切除闌尾嗎 Like we figured out how to do an appendectomy on Phil?
是啊 那手術做得可好了 Yeah, that worked out great.
還是說我們會弄清楚孩子什么時候 Or we are just gonna figure it out when babies start
會從她肚子里跳出來呢 popping out of that one. Huh?
還是說她肚子 Or that one?
聽著 我家里所有的女人生產都需要剖腹 Look, all the women in my family needed C-sections.
無一例外 All of them.
如果她們中有人也要剖腹我們該怎么辦 What are we gonna do if one of them needs one?
你說啊 Huh?
醒醒吧 兄弟 Wake up, bud.
一切都爛透了 It's all going south.
路易斯 Hey, Lewis!
加油 快把機頭抬起來 兄弟 Come on, get that nose up, bud!
保持機翼水平狀態啊 Level those wings!
挺直身體 向右飛 Straighten up and fly right.
向左也行 隨你喜歡 你是飛行員嘛 Or left. You choose. You're the pilot.
你開飛機可不是每天都能見到這場面的 對吧 You don't see that up in the air every day, huh?
你想干什么 坦迪 What do you want, Tandy?
我想讓你把飛機停在公園里 跟我來 I want you to put that thing in park and come out with me.
我給你準備了小禮物 I got a little present for you.
看吧 And... ta-da!
這是干什么 What's going on?
要干的就是 你已經準備好了 What's going on is you're ready.
準備好什么了 Ready for what?
你的首飛啊 Your first flight...
現在開始 now.
你想讓我開這玩意兒 You want me to fly that thing?
我只在模擬器里面飛過 I've only flown in a simulator.
你覺得阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特[女飛行員] Do you think that Amelia Earhart
也在模擬器里面試了一次又一次嗎 had a bunch of cracks at it in a simulator?
沒有 她踏上一架飛機 就那么上天了 No. She just got into a plane and wung it.
阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特墜機身亡了 坦迪 Amelia Earhart crashed and died, Tandy.
那可不好說 Uh, we don't know that.
她搞不好是慢跑的時候出的事呢 對吧 She might have got into a jogging accident, right?
聽著 你為什么這么生氣 Look, what are you getting so worked up about, huh?
大家都知道 I mean, it's very well known
飛行是最安全的旅行方式了 對吧 that flying is the safest form of travel, right?
我是說 要是開車去的話 I mean, we had way more of a chance of dying
更容易死 on the drive over here.
就是簡單的數據分析啊 It's simple statistics.
那你的這些數據里面涵蓋了 Do those statistics take into account
從來沒開過飛機的人嗎 someone who's never flown before?
當然了 Yes, they do.
你根本不知道自己在說什么 You have no idea what you're talking about.
我知道 我當然知道了 Yes, I do, yeah, yeah, yeah.
你不知道 因為我從來沒和你說過 Oh, you didn't know this. I never told you this.
我原來當過旅行統計員 I used to, uh, be a travel statistician.
你是個臨時工 You were a temp.
是的 旅游統計公司的臨時工 Yes, I... at a... a travel statisticiary.
抱歉 坦迪 我做不到 Sorry, Tandy, not doing this.
路易斯 等等 等等 聽著 Yeah, Lewis, wait. W-Wait. Look.
梅麗莎病了 陶德一團亂 卡蘿爾和艾瑞卡 Melissa's sick, Todd's a mess, and, like, Carol and Erica--
她們現在對剖腹產擔心得要死 they're freaking out now about C-sections.
我上天能有什么幫助呢 And how does me flying make any of that better?
如果你能駕駛飛機 If we get you up into a plane,
很有可能你能找到別人 there's a chance that you could find someone.
誰知道呢 那個人也許就是個醫生呢 And who knows? Maybe that someone could be a doctor.
我不知道 我覺得希望渺茫 坦迪 I don't know. It seems like long shot, Tandy.
沒錯 希望的確渺茫 Yeah, it's a frickin' long shot,
但我們已經別無他法了 兄弟 but we're fresh out of short shots, bud.
聽著 Look,
只要你決定開飛機 你肯定會害怕 this is gonna be scary whenever you decide to do it,
但你有朝一日總得走這一遭的 but you got to take that leap one day.
擇日不如撞日 Why not today?
這是架好飛機啊 It is a nice plane.
確實啊 當然了 Yeah, it is, sure.
而且我也已經在上面花過時間了 And I have put the time in.
花了不少時間呢 Tremendous amount of time in there.
那我想我越早起飛 And I guess the sooner I get flying,
我就能越早回到馬克身邊吧 the sooner I get back to Mark.
說得對 There you go.
邏輯合理 Solid logic.
好 Okay.
好 我要做 Okay, I'm gonna do it.
我要飛 I'm gonna freaking fly.
你要飛了 You're gonna freaking fly!
*乘著路易斯的翅膀* *On the wings of Lewis*
*翱翔飛上云霄* *Up and above the clouds*
*唯一飛翔的方式* *The only way to fly*
*就是乘著路易斯的翅膀* *Is flying high upon the wings of Lewis*
耶 Yeah!
各位 我只是起飛一下 Hey, guys, I'm just gonna take off,
稍微飛一段 然后就降落 take a short lap and sit it right back down,
所以我們真的不用這么小題大做 so we really don't have to make a big deal out of this.
不 當然需要 Oh, yes, we do.
路易斯 雖然你還沒有起飛 Lewis, you haven't even gotten off the ground yet,
但已經讓我們精神振奮了 but you've already lifted our spirits.
你飛到空中時 Oh, and while you're up there,
能不能去納巴上空看看蓋爾好不好 maybe you could fly over Napa and see if Gail's doing okay?
卡蘿爾 你可以直接開車去 Carol, you can just drive to Napa.
大概一小時就到了 It's, like, an hour away.
要我開車可到不了 Not the way I drive.
我開得非常慢 I drive very slowly.
說不定有一天你可以帶我去澳大利亞 Maybe one day you could fly me to Australia.
當然了 Uh... sure.
有何不可 就這么說定了 Why not? It's a date.
-真的嗎 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
-聽我說 路易斯 -天啊 - Hey, listen, Lewis... - Oh, my.
不好意思 Oh. Excuse me.
路易斯 我 Lewis, I just
只想好好謝謝你 want to thank you so much, all right?
-天啊 -這對我 - Oh, geez. - I mean, this means
還有梅麗莎來說 意義重大 so much... to me and Melissa.
對吧 親愛的 Right, sweetheart?
好 Yeah.
看 她... Yeah, she's...
在為你豎大拇指 所以... giving you a thumbs up there, so...
謝謝 梅麗莎 Thanks, Melissa.
大家一起喝一杯吧 I'd like to make a toast.
拿起你的酒杯 Raise your glasses, please.
-對 -對 - Yes. - Yeah.
伽利略 Galileo...
牛頓 ...Sir Isaac Newton,
愛迪生 Thomas Alva Edison,
道格·漢寧[魔術師] Doug Henning,
球王貝利 彼得·佛蘭頓[音樂人] Pele, Peter Frampton,
喬納斯·索爾克[醫生] Jonas Salk,
莉娜·杜漢姆[編劇] Lena Dunham,
謝爾·希爾弗斯坦[繪本大師] Shel Silverstein,
肯尼·羅根斯[歌手] Kenny Loggins,
喬治·華盛頓·卡佛[教育家] George Washington Carver,
路易斯 Lewis.
好 Yeah.
太激動人心了 This is so exciting.
絕對是頭條新聞 Talk about front page news.
《病毒郵報》 路易斯比肩懷特兄弟
"路易斯比肩懷特兄弟" "Lewis Gets It Wright, Brother!"
這是《病毒郵報》的第一版報紙 Yup, it's the first edition of the Post Virus Post.
路易斯 你要一張嗎 Lewis, you want one?
飛行之后我再買吧 謝謝 Uh, I'll grab one after the flight, thanks.
沒問題 Roger Rabbit that.
-抱歉 -沒事 - Sorry. - It's all right.
我給你準備了起飛禮物 祝你好運 I got you a little good luck send-off present.
這是傳統裝備 It's traditional gear.
著名連鎖服裝品牌的短夾克 It's a bomber's jacket from Aeropostale.
-不用 -裝上吧 快來 - Oh, no. - Put it on, please. Now.
這是飛行員帽 And this is a pilot's hat
圣何塞一家最著名萬圣節用品店里的 from one of San Jose's most respected Halloween stores.
驕傲地戴著它吧 Wear it with pride.
謝謝你 Thank you very much.
不客氣 You're welcome.
好了 各位 表演時間到了 All right, everyone, I guess it's showtime.
真的要飛了 Wow, this is real.
現在一切才真正真實起來 This just got very... very, very real.
這樣你才知道這么做是對的 That's how you know it's right.
好 Okay.
來吧 Right.
加油 Right on!
納爾遜·曼德拉 Nelson Mandela.
吉姆·漢森[導演] Jim Henson.
漢密爾頓 Hamilton.
演漢密爾頓的那個人 The guy who did Hamilton.
我明白了 坦迪 I got it, Tandy.
我還沒說完 I'm not finished.
路易斯 Lewis.
你準備好了 伙計 You're ready for this, bud.
快上去親吻云朵吧 Now you get up there and kiss some clouds, okay?
謝謝 Thanks.
太棒了 Yes!
-鼓勵了他一下 -你說了什么 - Just gave him a little pep talk. - What'd you say?
我就是一直說各種名人的名字 Oh, I've been doing this thing where I say
然后把他的名字加在最后 famous people's names, then I put his name at the end.
效果真的很好 It really lands.
好 我們讓開 快讓開 Okay. Okay, let's get out of the way. Come on. Out of the way.
加油 Yes!
好棒 Yes!
還沒 準備 好 Was... not... ready.
《病毒郵報》 他還沒準備好
他連續兩天登上了頭條 Well, he made the front page two days in a row.
我們會想你的 We'll miss you.
尼爾·阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人] Neil Armstrong,
強尼·阿普爾西德[民間英雄] Johnny Appleseed,
海豹六隊 SEAL Team Six.
里約奧運會之前的羅切特 Ryan Lochte before Rio.
這些人中沒有一個人為路易斯點蠟燭 None of these people hold a candle to Lewis.
他是英雄嗎 Was he a hero?
如果你這么問 我一定一個嘴巴子抽過去 I would slap you across the face if you even asked that question.
因為剛才我自己問了... And since I just asked that question...
事情急轉直下 It took a turn fast.
沒人對此有異議 No one here is disputing that.
事后清理工作 很難做 The cleanup was, uh... messy.
沒錯 Yeah, it was.
如果看到路易斯的飛行測試 Lot of people would look at Lewis' test flight
很多人會說路易斯沒通過 and say that Lewis failed that test.
但我不會 Not me.
我覺得他通過了 I say he passed.
通往了天堂 Passed away.
但現在路易斯安全地在他伴侶馬克的懷抱里了 But now Lewis is safely in the arms of his partner Mark.
直面現實吧 I mean, let's face it,
我們都知道馬克已經死了 we all knew that Mark was dead.
陶德 你要唱歌嗎 Todd, uh, do you have a song for us?
要 坦迪 我準備了一首該死的歌 Yeah, Tandy, I prepared a freakin' song.
我女朋友正困在我準備的牢房里 My girlfriend's trapped in a cage that I put her in,
但我卻拋棄了她 整晚沒睡 but I abandoned her so I could stay up all night
去記憶一堆歌詞 and learn a bunch of lyrics.
那你不準備唱歌了 So, a no on the song.
不 我準備了 我只是想告訴你 No, I prepared one. I just told you,
我整晚沒睡 I stayed up all night.
好 那就唱吧 Oh, good. Well...
*我只想飛* *I just want to fly*
*緊緊抱著我 寶貝* *Put your arms around me, baby*
*我只想* *I just want*
*飛* *to fly*
謝謝 陶德 Thank you, Todd.
不客氣 You're welcome.
還有誰想說幾句嗎 Now, would anybody else like to say a few words?
我想 Yeah, I'd like to.
每次我的人生中出現希望 馬上就會破滅 Every time hope comes into my life, it dies.
我愛上了菲爾 他死了 I fell in love with Phil. He died.
邁克進入了我的生活 他死了 Mike came into my life. He died.
路易斯答應帶我去澳大利亞 Lewis promised to take me to Australia.
他也死了 Dead.
所以很顯然 我被詛咒了 So, obviously, I'm cursed.
對了 我們也把這當做蓋爾的葬禮吧 Oh, and we might as well make this a funeral for Gail, too,
因為我開始覺得梅麗莎說的對了 because I'm starting to think Melissa's right.
蓋爾死了 Gail's dead.
為什么呢 因為我愛的人都死了 And why? Because everyone I love always dies.
謝謝 Thank you.
很感人 艾瑞卡 That was beautiful, Erica.
說得好 Good on ya.
這些可能是路易斯的骨灰 I hold here what are probably Lewis' remains.
還有幾個螺絲 And a few bolts.
對 Yeah.
現在 路易斯 你自由了 But now, Lewis, you're free.
塵歸塵 Ashes to ashes,
螺栓歸螺栓 bolts to bolts...
跟我一起說 Say it with me.
-螺栓歸螺栓 -塵歸塵 - Bolts to bolts. - Ashes to ashes.
-塵歸塵 -很好 - Ashes to ashes. - Great.
葬禮真不錯 Good funeral.
你好 Hi there.
我把恐龍裝脫了 Took that thing off.
不記得你信不信有恐龍了 Couldn't remember if you believed in them or not.
說實話 Well,
我真的很想念路易斯 I really miss Lewis.
如果他在你那里 If he's up there with you,
請你告訴他 我很抱歉 please, just tell him I'm sorry.
我只是想幫他 I was just trying to help.
現在真是一團糟 Everything's such a mess right now.
我不知道該怎么做 I don't know what to do.
每次我想扭轉乾坤 E-Every time I try to turn things around,
總會讓事情更糟 I just make it worse.
所以如果你知道 So if you have any idea
怎么處理好 how to fix this,
請一定告訴我 please let me know.
因為我... 'Cause I am just...
很迷茫 lost.
我頓悟了 And now I'm found.
謝謝 上帝 Thanks, God!
看到了嗎 贊 You see that? Boo!
這邊 Right down this way.
跟著線走 Follow these cords.
劇透咯 Spoiler.
好了 非常感謝你們過來 話說 All right, thank you so much for coming out here. So, uh,
今天我跟上面那位談了談 I had a little gab sesh today with the big guy upstairs--
就是上帝 uh, talking about God-- uh,
他讓我頓悟了 and, you know, he gifted me with an epiphany,
有樣東西可以幫我們祭奠路易斯 something that will help us to honor Lewis
并讓我們高興起來 and to raise our spirits as well.
面對現實吧 我們最近 'Cause, let's face it, I mean, we've been going
生活一直很不順 對吧 through a pretty rough stretch, right?
所以 希望 So, hopefully,
這個會讓我們看到光明 this will help us see the light.
彩虹 The rainbow!
象征路易斯的心 A symbol near and dear to Lewis' heart.
我們走出過去吧 Let the healing begin!
很酷 Yeah, that's cool.
很漂亮 Pretty colors.
路易斯肯定會喜歡 Lewis would've liked this.
或者覺得被冒犯了 難說 Or been offended. Hard to know.
是吧 Right?
你們去哪里 Wait, where you guys goin'?
外面有點冷 Just kind of cold.
但你做得很棒 But really good job.
沒人喜歡 Nobody liked it.
你為什么讓我那么做 Why'd you make me do that?
白費力氣嗎 It was all for nothin'?
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