亲爱的日记 Dear Diary,
那是9月3日 一个周六 It was a Saturday, the 3rd of September,
我所熟知的世界一去不返了 that the world as I had known was forever doomed.
曾经保护我的暗影不再 The shadows that had sheltered me were banished
我在炫目的灯光下无处可躲 by the blinding light of scrutiny.
我知道 我正迈入地狱之门 I knew I was about to enter the gates of Hell.
但如同不可抗拒的地心引力 But like the inescapable pull of gravity,
我只能无力坠入 there was nothing I could do about it.
美味牛奶派送
佛罗里达州 朱庇特
塔特勒太太 Mrs. Tattler?
塔特勒太太 我是比尔·帕默 Mrs. Tattler, it's Bill Palmer.
送奶工 Your milkman.
塔特勒太太 Mrs. Tattler?
我的神啊 Oh, sweet Jesus!
直接送去手术室 Straight to the operating suite!
一个膀胱 One bladder.
三个肾脏 Three kidneys --
左边两个右边一个 two on the left and one on the right.
护士 Nurse?
你在写吗 Are you writing this down?
是的 医生 Yes, Doctor.
四片肺叶 Four lungs.
两个心脏 Two hearts
共用一个循环系统 with a shared circulatory system.
被害人 63岁的尤朵拉·塔特勒 "The victim, 63-year old "Eudora Tattler,
邻居都以为她独居 "was thought by neighbors to have lived alone.
案发现场发现的可怜生灵 "The unfortunate creature discovered at the crime scene,
即目击者所谓的 畸形怪物 "Who witnesses are describing as 'monstrously deformed,'
可能是被害人的亲戚 may be a relation, sources say."
不怪那老太太一直瞒着外人 I don't blame the old lady for keeping it hidden.
我要是生下了这样的怪物 If I gave birth to something like that,
一定马上把它淹死在浴缸里 I'd drown it in the bathtub first thing.
潘妮 你怎么能这么说 Penny, that's terrible.
千万别让克尔格林小姐听见你说这种话 You better not let Miss Kilgreen hear you talking like that.
或者让她看见你工作时抹口红 Or catch you wearing red lips on the floor.
她已经看你不顺眼了 She's already got it in for you.
我要去巡房了 I have rounds.
有事吗 Can I help you?
我是来看望我生病的姑姑 I have come to visit my poor ailing aunt.
但我在大楼里迷了路 But... I have trouble navigating your halls.
这里是禁烟区 女士 Um, you're not supposed to smoke in this wing, ma'am.
没事的 Oh, it's fine.
这是好彩烟 对人有好处 It's Lucky Strike. It's good for you.
给 Here.
抽一根 Have one.
抽吧 Go ahead.
抽吧 试试 Go ahead, try it.
跟我说说 小姑娘 So, tell me, my peppermint angel.
我注意到有间病房外 I could not help but see a police officer
坐着一位警官 sitting outside one of the doors.
没错 是为了看守屋里的东西 Yeah. That's on account of what's in there.
屋里有什么 And what is in there?
我在报纸上看到有个 I read in the papers that something quite
非凡的宝贝被送来了这里 extraordinary was brought in here.
非凡 "Extraordinary"?
也许对这镇上的土包子来说是吧 I guess to the bumpkins in this town maybe.
看来你并不喜欢 I take it you're not fond
朱庇特这个寂静的小镇喽 of the sleepy little hamlet of Jupiter.
所以才来这儿充实人生吗 So, to fill the idle hours, you volunteer here?
得了吧 是我妈逼我来的 Hell, my mom made me.
否则就得去少年管教所 It was this or reform school.
你这么年轻 充满生机 Oh... you are young and full of life.
你的生命不该被 You should not be surrounded by
死亡和疾病充斥 death and disease.
活着就该享受生活 Life is to be lived.
一点没错 亲爱的 You said it, sister.
给你 Here.
我最了解你这样的女孩需要什么 I know what a girl like you needs.
艾莎小姐的奇珍异品收藏 "Fraulein Elsa's Cabinet of Curiosities."
什么啊 What is it?
只有亲临其境 Only by entering
才能了解它的秘密 will you learn its secrets.
小姐 Whoa, miss.
我劝你还是别进去了 You don't want to go in there, believe me.
里面有怪物吗 Will I find a monster?
我看报纸上是这么写的呢 派普斯警官 That's what the papers are saying, Officer Pipes.
报纸写的都是真的 Papers ain't lying.
那就更该放几分人间温情进去了 All the more reason to allow in just a touch of human kindness.
你说呢 Don't you agree?
监护病房
我不认识你 I don't know you.
你们生得真美 What pretty girls you are.
还如此幸运 拥有一个姐妹 And so fortunate to have a sister.
美国恐怖故事 畸形秀
第四季 第一集
你们离开时需要衣服 You will need something to wear when you leave here.
坦白说 I will be honest.
你们家气氛挺诡异的 It was quite eerie out there. At your farmhouse.
空气里回荡着暴力的气息 Violence lingers in the air.
她为什么对我们这么好 Why is she being so nice to us?
她肯定有所求 She wants something.
报纸上说你们是弱智 You know they called you dim-witted in the newspapers,
因为你们不说话 because you don't speak.
但有人喜欢阅读哦 But someone reads.
我的直觉告诉我 And my intuition tells me
肯定不是你们去世的母亲 it wasn't your dear departed mom.
蓓蒂·葛莱宝是我的最爱 Betty Grable is my favorite.
美国女演员
你挺像蓓蒂的 There's a bit of Betty about you.
诱惑的嘴唇 Sensual lips.
活泼的微笑 That sassy smile.
我和演艺界 I've had a long, complicated love affair
有着深远的不解之缘 with show business myself, you know?
你见过蓓蒂吗 Have you ever met Betty?
我们的人生差点就交错在一起 Our paths nearly crossed.
可惜命运阻止了我们 But fate intervened.
我们住在阿拉巴马的时候 When we lived in Alabama,
我在廷潘小巷见过她 I saw her in Tin Pan Alley.
19世纪末美国流行音乐的大本营
住嘴 你疯了吗 Shut up! What's wrong with you?
不说了 Anyway.
左边这位 我们好好看看你 Let's have a look at you, lefty?
你不像蓓蒂·葛莱宝 You're no Betty Grable.
但你让我想起了珍·亚瑟 But, you do remind one of Jean Arthur.
美国女演员
你们交过男朋友吗 Have you ever had a boyfriend?
都没有吗 Either of you?
我得坦白 I must confess:
你们的一个主治医师 one of your doctors
给我看了你们的X光报告 shared your X-ray reports with me.
上面显示你们有两个心脏 It says you have two hearts.
但只有一个 But only one
生殖系统 reproductive system.
真是复杂 不是吗 Complicated, no?
说说 Tell me.
有人碰过你们的身子吗 Has anyone tasted your cherry pie?
老天 她是个变态 Oh, dear God, she's a psycho pervert!
她只是实话实说而已 She's down to earth is all.
那你们还是处女 So, you're virgins?
真可惜 Sad for you.
但至少你们会取悦自己吧 But do you at least pleasure yourselves?
她不想那么做 She never wants that.
我恨你 I hate you.
每次我摸自己 If I touch myself,
她就把眼睛闭上 假装什么都感觉不到 she closes her eyes and pretends she doesn't feel anything.
她跟我说她已经离开了她的身体 She told me she leaves her body.
我觉得她在说谎 I think she's lying.
她明明也喜欢 I think she likes it.
闭上你的臭嘴 荡妇 Oh, shut your disgusting mouth, you slut!
至于你 滚出去 And you, get out of this room.
好 你们休息吧 Yeah. You rest now.
我还会再回来的 But I'll be back.
我不会放弃我的朋友 I never give up on a friend.
亲爱的 Meine Liebchen.
佛罗里达州 朱庇特郊区
奥基乔比湖
不 不 别停 No, no, no. Don't stop.
我想要 Come on, I want to do it.
可不能弄出孩子来 We can't afford a baby.
我从德鲁克超市偷了两个避孕套 Well, I stole two rubbers from Drucker's
因为我对你太痴迷了 because I just can't get enough of you.
我也有东西要给你 I have something for you, too.
在我车上 It's in my car.
待在这里 Stay here.
好了 Okay.
你是谁 Who are you?
给我的吗 Oh, for me.
好吧 Oh, okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
你面具别的部分怎么了 What-what happened to the rest of your mask?
-搞什么鬼 -他不是你雇来的吗 - Who the hell is this? - Wait, y-you didn't hire him?
特洛伊 Troy...?
特洛伊 Troy?
不 No!
朱庇特太古问询报
农场谋杀案震惊朱庇特
在剪优惠券吗 Clipping coupons?
是《欲海惊魂》的影评 It's a review for Stage Fright.
1950年希区柯克导演的电影
黛德丽[德裔女演员]的新电影 Dietrich's new film.
希区柯克先生找她拍这电影 Clearly Mr. Hitchcock had some kind of mental break
一定是神经出问题了 when he cast her in this picture.
看看这些 Look, look at all of them.
这个 Here.
这是《安拉的花园》的影评 This one is from The Garden of Allah,
说黛德丽是票房毒药 calling her box office poison.
她的片酬是20万美金 They paid her $200,000
结果片子拍出来跟屎一样 to take a hot shit on that movie.
我不常去看电影 I-I don't get to the movies much.
续杯 Refill.
赶紧的 Refill!
真的 I'm serious.
我是认真的 没开玩笑 I'm serious, I'm not kidding, okay?
我能把摩托开得跟风一样快 I can ride a motor bike like the wind.
真的 Yes...
我能让你开开眼 I can show you...
我们可以绕街道转几圈 We'll go around the block a couple times.
-转几圈 -嗯 - A couple times? - Yeah.
也许你可以去我那儿看看 Maybe you come check out my place.
不如直接带我去你家好了 Why don't you just take me home?
家 好啊 Home? Yeah, that's great.
在这儿遇到你真是太好了 Fancy meeting you here.
这玩意儿我怎么也搞不定 I can't seem to get this thing to work.
你能试试吗 Would you try?
这是你母亲吗 Is this your mom?
你去忙吧 亲爱的 Hit the road, toots.
你个自私的废物 You selfish good-for-nothing!
我找到这地方 是想为大家建一个家 I find us this place that can be a home,
然后我们就能扩大演出 where we can expand our show,
吸引观众 build an audience,
完成心愿 become a destination,
你这样打情骂俏会毁了一切的 and you would risk it all for some floozy?
我听到房东的话了 I heard what the landlord said.
他们不想我们留下 They don't want us here anymore.
你是沉溺在自己的白日梦里 艾莎 You're living in your own dream, Elsa.
小心点 我的小可爱 Now, be careful with these, Ma Petite.
我只剩两双了 I only have two pair left.
好的 艾莎小姐 Okay, Miss Elsa.
-它们真漂亮 -是很漂亮 - They're so pretty. - They are so pretty,
你也是 just like you.
帮我叠叠好吧 Now, fold for Mama.
我们说到哪了 哈登菲尔德阁下 Where were we, Herr Haddonfield?
别见怪 艾莎小姐 1944年冬天 No offense, Miss Elsa, but I lost four toes to frostbite
德国阿登的冰冻让我失去了四个脚趾 in the Ardennes in the winter of '44.
二战期间 美德在阿登高地交战
就叫我先生就行 不用阁下了 It's Mr. Haddonfield, not "Herr."
Herr是德语的说法
你们美国人也太敏感了 You Americans are so sensitive.
你们才是战胜国啊 You won the war.
我要你和你的人撤离这里 I'm going to need you and your troupe to vacate the field.
但我们的租约是一年啊 But you gave us a year's lease!
我们来了还不到两个月 We've barely been here two months!
根本没人来看你的演出 艾莎小姐 No one's been coming to your shows, Miss Elsa.
是 但我在招募新演员了 Yes, but I'm scouting new acts.
马上就会大不同了 There's a change in the air.
我敬佩你的精神 艾莎小姐 真的 I admire your spirit, Miss Elsa, I do,
但下周末佐治亚州一个布道团会来 but there's a revival coming down from Georgia next weekend
牧师也想在这里驻扎 Preacher wants to plant his tent right here.
而且他是预付 And he pays in advance.
现金 In cash.
要是我说了算 我就... If it were up to me, I'd...
我妻子不喜欢留这些畸形人在这里 My wife doesn't like having the freaks staying in the field.
她老做噩梦 She's having nightmares.
我的小怪物连只苍蝇都不会伤害 My monsters wouldn't hurt a fly!
漂亮吧 So pretty, huh?
比利时制造 Made in Belgium.
我的专属 Just for me.
哈登菲尔德先生 You know, Mr. Haddonfield...
你是我们的救星 you were our savior.
我好像有瓶杜松子酒 I think I have a bottle of Schnapps.
也许你愿进来看看 Perhaps you would like to come in and see
明星宫殿的内室 the inside of a star's palace?
我还是搞不明白 你怎么说服他多宽限了一个月 I still can't figure out how you got another month out of him.
少管闲事 Mind your business.
怎么 你以为你的魅力 What, do you think all your charm
能让那个女孩对你的畸形视若无睹吗 is going to make that girl blind to your deformities?
她看到你的真面目 你的全部 What happens when she sees you?
会是什么反应 All of you?
你知道你会落到哪吗 You know where you're going to end up.
他们会把穷怪胎 Where they send indigent freaks--
送去州立疯人院 the state mad house.
你妈妈又会怎样呢 And what about your mother?
你想让她在哪个可怕的收容所流着口水死去吗 You want her to die drooling in some hideous asylum?
我们都知道这可能本就是她的命运 We both know that's probably where she's headed anyway...
也是我们所有人的命运 where we're all headed.
都结束了 艾莎 It's over, Elsa!
你错了 You're wrong!
情况会好转 Things are going to change.
我有个计划 I have a plan.
你能现在结账吗 You mind closing out your check now?
我要休息了 I'm going on break.
亲爱的 Oh, darling,
店家请客 it's on the house.
明星从不付钱 Stars never pay.
原本一天一次 It was once a day.
现在只剩一周一次了 Now it's only once a week.
一周一次吗 Once a week?
一年有一次我就谢天谢地了 I'm lucky if it happens once a year.
能怀上小艾迪真是奇迹 It's a wonder Eddie Jr. Was conceived at all.
每周四晚9点 Every Thursday night at 9:00 p.m.,
他打开《法网恢恢》[罪案剧]然后上我 he turns on Dragnet and climbs on top of me.
从朝鲜回来后他就变了 He hasn't been the same since Korea.
该你了 莫娜 It's your turn, Myrna.
你在哪找到的 Where did you... find it?
路边新搭了个表演帐篷 I took in that new roadside attraction.
我走进一个空帐篷 Wandered into an empty tent,
真正的表演就开始了 and the real show began.
别害怕 Oh, don't be afraid.
你过后会很放松的 Oh, you'll be so relaxed after.
过来一下 女士们 Gather round, ladies!
我不擅长公开讲话 Now, I'm not much of a public speaker,
但是这个新产品真是美国家庭主妇的救星 but this new product is a lifesaver for the American housewife.
安静点 能听到打嗝声 If you're very quiet, you can hear a burp.
听到了吗 You hear that?
这是新鲜感的专属标志 That is the patented seal of freshness.
别紧张 我又不吃人 Don't worry... I don't bite.
过来 宝贝 Come here, baby.
好爽 Oh, yes...
好爽 Oh, yes!
爽爆了 Oh... oh, yes!
你觉得警察来会问我们什么 What do you suppose the police will ask us when they come?
他们想知道究竟发生了什么 They'll want to hear about everything what happened.
我们没看到什么 You know, we didn't really see much.
让我来说 Let me do the talking.
你看到了什么 What did you see?
跟我说说你们可怕的经历 Tell me about your terrible tragedy.
是抢劫升级为杀人 It was a robbery gone bad.
他发现我们没东西可偷时 I'm sure the man was enraged
一定气坏了 when he found we had nothing to steal.
那是个无月的夜晚 It was a moonless night.
贝特睡着了 Bette was asleep,
但我被吵醒了 but something woke me.
我听到脚步声 I heard footsteps.
你只看到一个男人 So you saw just that one man?
他戴了一顶软呢帽 He had on a fedora.
一顶黑色男式软呢帽 A black fedora,
他浑身散发着酒气 and he reeked of Aqua Velva.
别说了 Stop talking.
太可怕了 It was terrible.
他勒紧妈妈的项链 First he strangled Mama
勒死了在做针线活的妈妈 with her own necklace while she was doing needlepoint.
闭嘴 贝特 Shut up, Bette!
真有意思 Very interesting.
这情节都能拍恐怖片了 That would make a terrifying movie.
可惜已经拍过了 If it hadn't already been done.
你什么意思 What are you talking about?
《煤气灯下》 The original Gaslight.
"勒紧她的项链 "Strangled by her own necklace
勒死了在做针线活的她" while she was doing needlepoint."
贝特 如果你想编故事 Bette, if you are going to talk,
也得确保你所说的 make sure what comes out of your mouth
不是在生搬硬套 is more than just a regurgitated plot.
她知道了 She knows.
还有 多特 And, Dot,
就连我都知道你们的母亲死了两天后 even I am aware that your mother died two days
你们才被发现 还刚受了伤 before you were found with fresh wounds.
你俩还是在警察出现之前 You two should try harder to get your story straight...
努力把故事编好吧 before the coppers show up.
我们在节目中 We interrupt this program
插播一条突发新闻 to bring you breaking news.
朱庇特警方已确认在布里奇沃特 Jupiter Police have confirmed the identity of the two bodies
偏僻飞地家中被杀两人的身份 found murdered in their home in the quiet enclave of Bridgewater.
巴克曼夫妇 杰弗里和米尔德里德 Jeffrey and Mildred Bachman had been dead
死亡至少一周后 for at least a week before neighbors
才被邻居发现 made the horrific discovery.
邻居们把这残酷的场景 Neighbors described the brutal scene as,
称为"一场屠杀" and I quote, "A blood bath."
科里·巴克曼 夫妇的8岁儿子 Corey Bachman, the couple's eight-year-old son,
仍下落不明 remains missing.
这起案件 This recent discovery,
加上特洛伊·米勒被杀 邦妮·李普顿被绑架 the killing of Troy Miller and the abduction of Bonnie Lipton,
以及尤朵拉·塔特勒的被杀 along with the death of Eudora Tattler,
死亡人数已经达到惊人的四人 bring to four the number of shocking murders
在过去两周里 这给我们平静小镇的居民 that have terrified the residents of our peaceful hamlet
带来莫大恐慌 in the past two weeks.
虽然警方还没有确认这之间的关联 Although police have not yet confirmed a connection,
但四起杀人案件都使用了 the grim fact that a similar weapon
相似凶器这一残酷事实 was involved in all four killings
使记者相信 leads this reporter to conclude
一名杀人狂正在朱庇特镇上残杀居民 a single maniac is preying upon the citizens of Jupiter township.
我们只能希望 正义 One can only hope that, when justice comes,
能很快伸张 且再无后患 it will be swift and final.
到这边来 Hey, come here.
来 Here.
我们都得吃东西 We should both eat.
给你 吃了 There you go, take that.
别担心 Don't worry.
会有人找到我们的 Somebody will find us.
你父母不会放弃寻找你的 Your parents are never going to stop looking for you.
我觉得他杀了我父母 I think he killed my parents.
小丑 你真... Oh, clown, you're...
你真多才多艺 you're so talented.
求你 放了我们 我们才能告诉世人 Please, release us, so we can tell the world.
求求你 Please?
不 No.
我喜欢这件 I like this one.
太放荡了 扔掉 It's trashy. Drop it.
你真刻薄 You're so mean.
我们得走了 We have to go.
去哪呢 亲爱的 Go where, meine liebe?
我去过医院 I went to the hospital.
他们说你们趁夜色跑了 They said you had disappeared into the shadows.
我看到一些人在打探消息 I saw men there asking about you.
是警探 Detectives.
我们不怕警察 We're not afraid of the police.
不怕吗 No?
你们看报纸了吗 Have you seen the papers?
杀人狂 A spree,
搜寻杀人狂魔
他们是这么说的 they are calling it.
这场凶杀风暴是谁起头的 A murderous tear started by...
你吗 you?
但不是这样的 But it isn't true.
"火花椅" "Old Sparky."
佛罗里达州监狱就这么称呼电椅 That's what they call the electric chair at Florida State Prison.
即使你们只有一人被判有罪 Even if only one of you is found guilty,
另一个也会同她一起上电椅 the other one will go with her to the chair.
除非 Unless...
他们先把你俩分开 they separate you first.
离她远点 Leave her alone.
想保护你妹妹吗 Trying to protect your sister?
你连妈妈也保护不了 You couldn't protect your mother.
西棕榈滩的美琪剧院正在上映《雨中曲》 Singin' in the Rain is playing at the Majestic in West Palm.
带我们去吧 母亲 Please take us, Mother.
我们可以等开幕之后偷偷溜进去 We can sneak in after it starts.
剧院里很黑 It'll be dark.
不会有人看到我们的 No one will see us.
贝特 Bette,
不要再说这种蠢话了 I won't have any more of this foolishness.
你觉得这里的人如果知道 What do you think would become of our lives
这农场里住了什么 我们的生活会变成什么样 if people round here learned what lived on this farm?
那我们现在的生活呢 What are our lives now?
就跟监狱一样 It's a prison.
你太小 不记得阿拉巴马州发生的事 You're too young to remember what happened in Alabama.
我们为什么不得不三更半夜离开 Why we had to leave in the dead of night.
我想看电影 I want to see the movie.
我现在就想看电影 I want to see it now!
漂亮的彩色电影 In glorious Technicolor.
我说到此为止 I said that's enough!
你不能把我们困在这里 You can't keep us here.
这不对 It's not right.
这不对 It's not right!
她不知道她在做什么 She didn't know what she was doing.
没错 但你知道 No, but you did.
你本可以阻止她 但你没有 You could have stopped her, and you didn't.
贝特 你做了什么 Bette, what have you done?
-这不对 -贝特 - It's not right! - Bette!
-住手 -这是不对的 - Stop! - It's not right!
你们都有罪 You are both guilty.
也许你罪孽更深 多特 Perhaps you even more so, Dot.
毕竟 不是你捅伤了你妹妹吗 After all, wasn't it you who then stabbed your sister?
你在惩罚她 You were punishing her.
不是因为她的罪过 Not for her crime,
而是为你自己的 but for your own.
你想要什么 What do you want?
拯救你们 To save you.
拯救你们啊 Save you.
这还用说 Of course.
亲爱的日记 Dear Diary,
在美好的9月3日 it was the glorious third of September
我终于摆脱了阴影 when I was finally freed from the shadows.
未来从未如此光明 The future had never seemed brighter.
希望她们能带来些客源吧 Let's hope they start bringing in some paying customers, huh?
畸形秀
亲爱的日记 Dear Diary,
我看到了我的未来 I have seen my future.
是粉色的 用丝绸包裹 It is pink and wrapped in silk.
我从没想过我可以如此彻底地逃离黑暗 I never thought my escape from darkness could be so complete.
我发现自己身处电影明星的宫殿中 I found myself in the middle of a movie star's palace.
艾莎的帐篷是魅力的缩影 Elsa's tent is the epitome of glamour.
这里只有一条规则 There is only one law here--
越受人欢迎 帐篷就越豪华 the bigger the star, the bigger the tent.
多么美好的自由 Glorious freedom.
我有生以来第一次 For the first time in my life,
敢去想象自己被美景环绕 I dare to imagine myself surrounded by beauty.
亲爱的日记 Dear Diary,
我的灵魂投入了更深的绝望 my soul plumbs new depths of despair.
我渴望安静的农场 I long for the quiet of the farm.
温暖的床 The warmth of my bed,
还有窗外花的香气 the smell of flowers outside my window.
我被污秽的行径所包围 I'm surrounded by a cesspool of activity.
没有言语可以描述 No words can do justice
这里蔓延的堕落邪恶 to the depravity that permeates the grounds.
一个叫"怪人米普"的怪物 A creature they call "Meep the Geek" chews off
为了寻开心就咬断活物的头 the heads of living things for sport and amusement,
进一步加深了我的噩梦 darkening further the edges of my nightmares.
别害怕 Hey, don't be scared.
米普只是有点兴奋 Meep just got a little excited.
不是每天都能看到有一具身躯的两位美人 It's not every day he comes across two beauties in one body.
我是吉米 Hi. I'm Jimmy.
吉米·达林 Jimmy Darling.
即使在最黑暗的夜晚 Though even in the darkest of night...
黎明也终究会到来 the promise of dawn beckons.
最糟的也许是那个胡须满面的女人艾瑟尔 Perhaps worst of all is a bearded lady named Ethel,
她是艾莎的心腹 who serves as Elsa's henchwoman,
她是这鬼怪之地的管理人 the sasquatch champion of law and order in this hellish sty.
你没听错 亲爱的日记 You heard me right, Diary.
一个胡须满面的女人 A lady with a beard.
她不让我吃饭 She won't let me eat.
别再胡闹了 多特 Stop this foolishness, Dot.
吃了才有力气演出 You need your strength to perform.
我会坐在这儿 I'm gonna sit here
看着你吃完整碗食物 and watch you eat that entire bowl.
你 And you...
如果你敢阻止她进食 if you try to stop her,
我会把你扇到不知时日 I'm gonna slap your ass silly into next week,
我对天发誓 swear to God.
你这不知感恩的小贱人 You ungrateful little bitch.
艾莎为了你们做了那么多 After all Elsa's done for you.
她拯救无人关爱的不幸之人 She rescues the wretched and unloved
给他们一个家 and gives them a home.
这就是她对你的恩情 That's what she did for you.
她也曾为我这么做过 That's what she did for me.
是吗 She did?
我曾深陷人生低谷 I'd fallen on hard times,
迷恋上了黑麦威士忌酒 developed a taste for rye whiskey.
最终被关入醉汉拘留所 And I wound up in the drunk tank.
艾莎就是在那儿找到我的 That's where Elsa found me.
她让我得以和儿子重聚 She reunited me with my boy.
不仅如此 还让我重新登台演出 Best of all, she put me back on the stage.
舞台才是我的归属 Where I belong.
现在轮到你了 It's your turn now.
你们会成为明日之星 You're gonna be big stars.
你们会让帐篷座无虚席 日复一日 You're gonna pack that tent, night after night.
我们绝不会登台 The hell we will.
我们不是被驯服耍戏的猴子 We're nobody's trained monkey.
你还不明白吗 Don't you get it?
对我们这样的怪胎来说 这儿就是天堂 This place is as good as it gets for folks like us.
虽不理想 It's the bitter end.
但我们会相互照应 But we take care of each other.
所以艾莎才把你们带来 That's why Elsa brought you here...
作我们的招牌 be our headline act.
上帝保佑 希望你们有点才艺 Good God Almighty, I hope you got talent.
如今你们是我们唯一的希望 Right now, you're our only hope we got.
所以 赶紧吃 So eat up!
连体姐妹
往你那边移一点 艾薇 Up two inches on your side, Evie.
好嘞 但这里这么偏僻 Okeydokey, but we're out in the sticks.
挂这破横幅有用吗 And this sign is rinky-dink.
你觉得世上全是破烂 You think everything's rinky-dink.
我觉得不妥 吉米 I don't like this, Jimmy.
非常不妥 I don't like this at all.
警察已经来过一趟问东问西了 Cops already been snooping around once.
你还说他们就在找这两货 And now you say they're looking for these two?
我们真该挂个横幅宣传吗 Should we really be putting up a banner?
这事让我有不好的预感 Whole thing gives me an itch.
如果警察来搜查怎么办 What if we get raided?
你一点也不担心吗 You're not worried?
为什么要担心 Why should I be?
前民主德国国家安全局
我躲过了斯塔西的追踪 I survived the Stasi.
几个朱庇特警局的傻警察 I think I can deal with the simpletons
我还是能应付的 of the Jupiter Police Department.
我会告诉他们双胞胎已经来了一个月了 I'll tell them the twins have been with us a month.
她们是回去看望亲爱的母亲时 It was only when they went back to check on their darling mother
遭到了袭击 that they were attacked.
你只管考虑横幅的事 You worry about the banner,
其他的事交给我就好 I'll take care of everything else.
希望艾莎知道自己在干什么 I really hope Elsa knows what she's doing.
你得往积极方面想 You got to look on the sunny side.
-看 是畸形人 -有怪物哦 -It's the freaks. - It's the freaks. It's the freaks.
混蛋 Assholes!
有本事当着我面说 Come say it to my face!
别生气 Relax.
有时候我真无法忍受 I tell you, sometimes I can't take it.
他们看我们的眼神 对待我们的态度 The way they look at us. The way they treat us.
这不对 It ain't right.
这就是娱乐圈 That's showbiz.
需要帮忙吗 Would you like some help with that?
别傻了 Not on your life.
你尽管在一旁休息就好 I'm glad to see you taking time to enjoy yourself.
你要把我宠坏了 亲爱的 You spoil me, my darling.
我要逃出去 这鬼地方是个疯人院 I got to get the hell out of here. This place is a snake pit!
我要回到我的生活 I got to get back to my life,
我的家人 教会和亲友身边去 my family, my church, my people!
你这是受鸦片的影响 The opium does that to you.
抽多了就会让人暴躁不安 Leaves you in a cranky mood when you smoke too much.
不过没错 But I agree.
你应该回家 趁你还没成瘾 You should go home now, before you become addicted.
艾瑟尔 麻烦你把她的护士服拿来 Ethel, will you fetch her candy striper uniform?
我们都帮你洗干净了 We even washed it for you.
记住 你离开以后 Remember, when you leave here,
不可以对任何人提起你来过这儿 you say nothing about your time with us.
你疯了吗 Are you nuts?
我被下药了 被蹂躏了 I was drugged, ravaged.
大家都该知道这里究竟发生了什么事 Everyone needs to know what goes on out here--
真正的怪物秀 the real freak show!
不 亲爱的 Oh, no, my darling.
你搞错了 You are confused.
你喜欢跟我们在一起 You liked it here with us.
不是 No.
应该说 No.
你喜欢得不行 You loved it.
你看这里哪个人 Do you see anyone
像是被蹂躏或被虐待了 being ravaged or tortured against her will?
在我看来 是一位年轻女性 Looks to me like a young woman
生平头一次 who is taking her own pleasure
享受肉体的欢愉 for the very first time.
我喜欢 I liked it.
我是喜欢的 I liked it.
我还记得那感觉 I can still feel them.
在我身上 All over me.
在我体内 Inside me.
好了 Now, now.
没什么可难为情的 There's nothing to be ashamed of.
我要说出去 I'm gonna tell.
他们都是堕落的禽兽 They're depraved monsters!
我来告诉你谁是禽兽 I'll tell you who the monsters are!
这帐篷以外的人 The people outside this tent!
在你们镇上 所有这些小镇上 In your town, in all these little towns.
家庭主妇满心痛苦 Housewives pinched with bitterness,
被那些无聊的洗衣粉广告 stupefied with boredom as they doze off
弄得昏昏欲睡 麻木呆滞 in front of their laundry detergent commercials,
然后在梦里享受奇特撩人的肉欲之欢 and dream of strange, erotic pleasures.
她们没有灵魂 They have no souls.
我这些被你说堕落的小怪物 My monsters, the ones you call depraved,
他们才是美丽的 英勇的 they are the beautiful, heroic ones.
他们把自己的怪异之处展现给这个世界 They offer their oddity to the world.
给那些需要娱乐的人们 They provide a laugh, or a fright,
带来欢笑 或是恐惧 to people in need of entertainment.
每个人的人生都是自己选择的 Everyone is living the life they chose.
但是你... But you...
毫无疑问 you undoubtedly...
将会成为那种没有灵魂的禽兽 will be one of those soulless monsters.
也许你已经是了 Perhaps you already are.
艾莎小姐 艾莎小姐 Miss Elsa, Miss Elsa!
有个开大轿车的司机 A chauffeur in a big car came
包下了今晚的整场演出 and bought out the whole show tonight!
不是吧 No!
你的艾莎小姐说什么来着 What did your Fraulein Elsa tell you?
我就知道这会奏效的 I knew it would work.
是那个横幅把他们吸引来的 That banner is bringing them in.
那对双胞胎 她们将拯救我们 Those twins, they are going to save us.
看见了吗 小姑娘 You see, peppermint girl?
结果不是挺好 Everything works out.
如果你听到了迷人的歌声 Looks like my pipe will stay nice and full
那是我在放声歌唱 should you hear a siren's call.
龙虾男孩
18块钱 就这些吗 $18, that's all?
有一个很快就高潮了 One of them finished so fast,
我不忍心收她全款 I felt bad charging at normal price.
好心肠是没法付账单的 Well, nice doesn't pay the bills.
没人看见你离开吧 Nobody saw you leave, did they?
嗯 Nope.
从后门走的 Left through the back door.
妈 我受够了总从后门溜走 Mama, I'm tired of leaving through back doors,
就像罪犯一样 like a common criminal.
我们应该过上更好的生活 We deserve a better life.
我们都是 We all do.
我们可以离开这里 We could leave this place.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
艾莎已经尽力了 Elsa's doing the best she can.
世道不好 Times are tough.
都是美国电视明星
都拜雷德·斯克尔顿和露西尔·鲍尔所赐 Thanks to Red Skelton and Lucille Ball,
人们现在都在家找乐子了 folks are getting their jollies at home now.
我们要团结一致 We got to stick together.
这里的才是自己人 These are our people.
这些自己人都是酒鬼 Our people are a bunch of drunks.
混马戏团的借酒浇愁 这算什么 Carnies drown their sorrows in a little hooch-- so what?
这叫什么话 现在有专门戒酒的项目 So what?! They have programs for people like that now.
互助组 Support groups.
我可以找人帮助他们 重新开始 I can get them help. A clean start.
我们可以离开这破地方 We can get out of this dump.
-你说话给我小心点 -我受够了 - You watch your mouth. - I've had it!
我想离开 I want out!
我们肯定有地方可去 总会有的 There's got to be a place somewhere, anywhere!
我们可以买块便宜的地 We could buy a tract of land on the cheap.
我们可以种庄稼 靠地吃饭 We could plant crops, live off the land.
怎么 你成了以色列人的领袖摩西了吗 What, so now you're Moses leading the Israelites?
这有何不可 我想过正常生活 Well, why not? I want a normal life.
我们是没有正常可言的 吉米 There is no normal for us, Jimmy.
你想做英雄 去劝劝那对双胞胎 You want to be a hero, you go talk to those twins.
让她们吃东西 Make 'em eat.
让她们喜欢上这里 Make 'em like it here.
不过 别用手讨她们喜欢 But no flipper action.
不要 No.
不 走开 No, get away.
走开 Get away, get away!
不要 走开 No, get away, get away, get away!
怎么回事 What's going on here?
我真该谢谢你 I gotta thank you.
你们这些怪胎挂的横幅让我找到了我的主要嫌犯 That sign you freaks put up helped me find my two main suspects.
贝特和多特·塔特勒 Bette and Dot Tattler,
你们涉嫌凶杀被捕 you're under arrest for murder.
好疼啊 太紧了 That hurts. It's too tight.
等一下 警探 Now, just hold on a second, Detective.
贝特和多特也是受害者 Bette and Dot are victims, too.
她们也被刺伤了 They were stabbed themselves.
所以她们才逃离了医院吗 Is that why they ran from the hospital?
她们受袭几天前她们妈妈就死了 Their mother died days before they were attacked,
而且房子看不出有强行闯入的迹象 and there was no sign of any forced entry at the house.
依我看 她们是杀了自己的妈妈 Way I see it, they murdered their mother,
然后试图掩盖罪行 and then they tried to cover it up.
如果她们跟湖边的案子和 Wouldn't surprise me if they were involved
巴克曼家凶案有关我也不会觉得意外 with the killing at the lake and the Bachman murder.
撒谎 你在说谎 Lies. You're telling lies.
就这样吗 就下定论了 So that's it? Case closed?
看看她们 一对儿怪物 Look at 'em. They're monsters.
陪审团一眼就能看穿她们 Jury's gonna have no problem seeing that.
别说她们是怪物 Don't call them monsters.
铲子就是铲子 I call a spade a spade.
你该给我闪开了 Now, you should get out of my way.
我不能允许你带走她们 I can't let you take them.
谁要阻止我 And who's gonna stop me?
你和这些无赖吗 You and your miscreants?
等到明早 我的手下都会过来 Come tomorrow morning, my boys are gonna come over here
把你们赶走 and run you out of town.
朱庇特容不下畸形人 There is no place in Jupiter for freaks.
别叫我们畸形人 Don't call us freaks!
我想怎么喊你就怎么喊 你个畸形... I'll call you whatever the hell I want to, you freak...
你救了我们 You saved us.
你们也要救我们 And you're gonna save us.
喜欢这个座位吗 丹迪 Do you like your seat, Dandy?
这些座位都属于我 They're all my seats.
我坐哪都行 I could sit anywhere I like.
是啊 Yes, you can.
比如你坐的那个座 I like the one you're in.
怎么样 How's that?
好多了 Better.
座位温乎乎的 The seat's warm.
妈妈给你坐暖和了 Mother made it toasty for you.
看得清吗 亲爱的 Can you see okay, darling?
根本没什么可看的 There's nothing to see.
畸形人都哪去了 Where are the freaks?
我无聊了 I'm getting bored.
我不喜欢这样 妈妈 I don't like this, Mother.
记住彼得森医生的话 Remember what Dr. Peterson said.
你如果动怒 If you allow yourself to become agitated,
就又会出疹子了 that nasty rash will come back.
你也不想那样吧 You don't want that, do you?
各就位 Places, everyone!
佩珀 肖蒂 赶紧的 Pepper, Salty, move your asses!
快点 Come on!
畸形人 Freaks.
五分钟后上台 亲爱的 On in five, darling.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
你们听到的一切都是真的 Everything you've heard is true.
广告里说的都在这儿 All that has been advertised is here,
就在这帐篷下 under this tent.
奇观 Wonders.
异象 Curiosities.
令人眼花缭乱的光怪陆离 A plethora of the strange, the weird,
稀奇古怪 the bizarre, the unusual!
从狂野的丛林 From jungles untamed
到魔法的森林 to forests enchanted.
从黑暗大陆 From the Dark Continent
到香气袭人的印度 to the spice-laden lands of India.
自然令人瞠目的失误 Astounding mistakes of nature
都集聚于此 are gathered here
只为博您一笑 让您开眼 for your amusement and edification.
你们即将看到的 What you're about to see
会令你们震撼无比 will astound your very senses
甚至 and harrow...
撼动你的心灵 yes, harrow your souls.
今晚 首次登场 And tonight, for the first time anywhere,
天下奇观 连体姐妹 the Spectacular Siamese Sisters.
但在这些骇人的景象之中 But amidst the terrifying and the tragic...
是一个美人的声音 a voice... and beauty.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
来自站前柏林的卡巴莱歌舞表演 direct from the cabarets of prewar Berlin,
这些奇人的迷人主宰者 the enchantress who holds sway over all of nature's mistakes:
艾莎·马尔斯 Elsa Mars.
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*在灰发女孩看来* *It's a god-awful small affair*
*这不过是件小事* *To the girl with the mousy hair*
*可她妈妈却不许* *But her mommy is yelling "No"*
*爸爸也对她不理不睬* *And her daddy has told her to go*
*朋友也不见踪影* *But her friend is nowhere to be seen*
*如今她梦想已经沉沦* *Now she walks through her sunken dream*
*她坐在最好的座位上* *To the seats with the clearest view*
*被大银幕迷住了* *And she's hooked to the silver screen*
*可故事却无聊得很* *But the film is a saddening bore*
*因为这故事她已经历过无数次* *For she's lived it ten times or more*
*她可以唾弃那些蠢货* *She could spit in the eyes of fools*
*他们居然叫她看* *As they ask her to focus on*
*水手在舞厅里打架* *Sailors fighting in the dance hall*
*瞧那些野蛮人啊* *Oh, man Look at those cavemen go*
*这是最诡异的表演* *It's the freakiest show*
*火星上也有生活吗* *Is there life on Mars?*
*可故事却无聊得很* *But the film is a saddening bore*
*因为这故事我已经书写过无数次* *Cause I wrote it ten times or more*
*故事又要再次重写* *It's about to be writ again*
*我需要你看* *As I ask you to focus on*
*水手在舞厅里打架* *Sailors fighting in the dance hall*
*瞧那些野蛮人啊* *Oh, man Look at those cavemen go*
*这是最诡异的表演* *It's the freakiest show*
*看执法者* *Take a look at the lawman*
*他打错了人* *Beating up the wrong guy*
*天呐* *Oh, man*
*不知他会不会知道* *Wonder if he'll ever know*
*他参加了最火爆的表演* *He's in the best-selling show*
*火星上也有生活吗* *Is there life on Mars?*
你不该来后面的 You're not supposed to be back here.
抽根烟吗 Care for a cigarette?
好啊 谢谢 I'd love one, thanks.
那么 So...
多少钱 ...how much?
我的小怪物不是妓女 My monsters aren't prostitutes.
你误会了 You misunderstand.
我们不是想买春宵一夜 We don't want to buy anyone for the night.
我们想买下她们 We want to buy them. Period.
五千块 $5,000.
一个这个价 For one, maybe.
可这儿有两位美人呢 But there are two beauties here.
那就一万 Okay, $10,000.
你们知道她俩能在接下来一年里 Have you any idea what kind of box office
给我们赚多少票房吗 they'll bring in over the next year?
她们是我的招牌 They're my headliners.
问问她们吧 Let's ask them.
你们觉得一万块 Do you think $10,000
买下你们合适吗 is a fair price for you?
一万五 不能再高了 $15,000, and not one penny more.
除非她再长出一颗头来 Unless she grows another head.
我们要待在这儿 We're staying right here.
这儿是我们的家 This is our home.
亲爱的 Darlings.
我就等着你们这句话 That's just what I wanted to hear.
我就知道 I knew it.
只要上过一次舞台 就会爱上它 One night in the spotlight, and you've got the bug.
你们是我们的一员 You're one of us.
你瞧 我们是一伙艺人 You see, we are a troupe of entertainers.
是一家人 A family.
你休想分开家人 And you will not split up our family.
走吧 丹迪 Come, Dandy.
我得好好泡个澡 I need a long, hot bath.
不过我怎么洗 也洗不去 Though nothing will wash away the ghastly memory
那可怕猫叫的记忆 of that infernal caterwauling.
今晚最诡异的 By far the most freakish thing of all tonight
莫过于你所谓的"歌唱" was your pathetic attempt at singing.
朋友们 Friends...
这个警察本该保护帮助无辜者 this lawman was supposed to protect and serve the innocent.
可是 他甚至没走进帐篷 But instead, he judged us guilty
就判定我们有罪了 before he even set foot into our camp.
我们从来 All we've ever wanted
就只想要一个安全的地方 was a place where we could feel safe
自在地做自己 and be just the way we are.
但没人会好心帮我们 But no one is going to hand it to us.
我们必须反抗 We're going to have to rise up
夺取我们想要的 and take it.
-难道我们不该拥有幸福吗 -当然 - Don't we deserve to be happy? - Yeah!
如果好人总遇到坏事 When bad things keep happening to good people,
就难免让人质疑对和错 you start to question what is right and what is wrong.
要我说 我们该自己判断对错了 Well, I say it's time we make our own right and wrong.
要我说 他们不该视我们如粪土 I say it's wrong for them to treat us like shit
像对待渣滓败类一般随意虐待我们 and kick us around like the scum of the earth!
他们叫我们怪物 They want to call us monsters?
那我们就拿出怪物的样子 Fine, we'll act like monsters.
从今以后 From this day on,
再有人敢惹我们 if anyone tries to mess with us--
我们中任何人 你们现在也是我们的一员了 any of us, 'cause you're one of us now--
这头猪就是他们的下场 they're going to end up like this pig.
让他们看看我们的本事 Let's show 'em what we can do.
杀了那些虫子 To the worms!
你没去吃晚饭 亲爱的 You missed dinner, hon.
大家可开心了 The gang's over the moon.
今晚演出那么成功 Sold-out show and all tonight.
都要感谢你 It's all thanks to you.
你找来了那对双胞胎 You brought those twins here,
又挂横幅 hung that banner...
我们就赚了 Bang! We're in the black.
是啊 I know.
但我要跟你说实话 But I have a confession to make.
那对姐妹 Those girls...
我带她们来不是为了我们大家 I didn't bring them here for us.
不是为了救我们 To save us.
我带她们来是为了我自己 I brought them here for myself.
这样大家就会来 So people would come
来看我 and they would see me
我终于能成为明星了 and I would finally become a star.
这才是我一直想要的 It's what I've always wanted, nothing else.
是不是已经太迟了 Is it too late for me?
我这样做不对吗 Is it wrong?
不会 Not at all.
听我说 You listen here.
你有天赋 You've got a gift.
你应该得到赞誉和掌声 You deserve the laurels and the applause
大家高呼让你再来一曲 and the shouts of "Encore."
你真的这么想吗 Do you really think so?
我打赌 I'd bet my hand
你有一日会家喻户晓 you're gonna become a household name.
我确信 I know it.
艾瑟尔 亲爱的 Oh, Ethel, my darling...
你真太好了 you are too good for me.
去吧 Go now.
去休息 Get some rest.