女士们先生们，这里是拉丁区节奏 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Latin Quarter Rhythms
由不可思议的凯恩姐妹主演 starring the incredible Kane Sisters
啊，成功，这人世间最令人垂涎的奖赏 Ah, success, that most coveted of all the earthly prizes
今夜它属于凯恩姐妹 Tonight, it belongs to the Kane Sisters
今夜这对双子流星划过百老汇的天际 Tonight, these twin meteors streak upon the Broadway horizon
让白色大道因她们的光芒更加璀璨 making the Great White Way a full magnitude brighter
熠熠生辉 by their radiance
说真的，我们从前怎么能在半明半暗里 Indeed, one wonders how we ever found our way
跌跌撞撞摸过舒伯特巷 along Schubert Alley without stumbling
而不摔跤呢 in the semi-darkness
为什么是她们？ Why these two?
是怎样的神奇配方 What magical combination of ingredients
怎样的天赐良缘 what divine blending of resources, have made
让她们的崛起势不可挡？ their meteoric ascendance inevitable?
或许回顾过往能找到答案？ Perhaps a peek into the past will offer some answers?
当霍勒斯·格里利说 When Horace Greeley said
"去西部吧，年轻人" 他指的是西部 "Go west, young man," he meant that the West
机遇与未来所在之地 was where opportunity and the future lay
虽然他可能没具体想到 Although he might not have had Coyote Fang
怀俄明州的郊狼尖 Wyoming, specifically in mind
但这依然证明他眼光独到 it nonetheless illustrates the validity of his vision
嘿弗洛，今晚能送你回家吗？ Hey, Flo, can I walk you home tonight?
我有约了哈里，你他妈塞给你家狗操吧 I already got a date, Harry, and you can stick it in your dog
看，这就是最原生态的开拓者精神 Here, we find the pioneer personality in its pristine state
那份决心、韧劲、高尚品格 The determination, the stamina, the nobility of character
硬是把荒野变文明 which fashions a civilization out of a wilderness
几位来点什么？ What'll it be, gents?
哦，老爷要杯啤酒 Oh, the master will have a beer
进口的 Anything imported
来瓶野牛尿谢谢 Bottle of Buffalo piss, please
我们的女主角就在这儿 It is here we find our heroines
像历史上许多伟大的戏剧名角一样 like so many of history's great theatrical names
在乡野打磨技艺 developing and polishing their talents in the provinces
天赋，对，这是成功的第一要素 Talent, yes, that is the first essential ingredient of success
天赋 Talent
刚什么动静？ What was that noise?
那是掌声宝贝 - 真的？ That was applause, honey - Really?
听着像马闯进谷仓 It sounded like a horse running through a barn
不过挺带劲的，是吧？ It was rather nice, though, wasn't it?
当然带劲 你该看看那匹马 It sure was You should've seen the horse
帅吗？ - 浑身钞票味宝贝 Was he cute? - Dollar signs, baby
噢 Oh
正是我想张开腿伺候的款 Just the kind of guy I could lay a spread for
甜心，咱们得离开这破地方 Sugar, we got to get out of this dump
阿尼说再撑六周就安排我们去 Arnie said if we could hang on for six more weeks
明尼苏达穆尔黑德度周末记得吗？ he'd get us a weekend in Moorhead, Minnesota, remember?
保龄球馆演出 At the bowling alley
我们他妈一天都等不了了 We're not hanging on for six more weeks
今晚阿尼来电话我就跟他摊牌 When Arnie calls tonight, I'm going to straighten him out
要么给咱弄纽约的场子 Either he gets us a booking in New York
要么就跟老斯塔基签约 or we sign with old man Stucky
同意？ - 同意 Agreed? - Agreed
谁他妈想去穆尔黑德啊？ Who wants to play Moorhead, anyway?
替我转告阿尼 You can tell Arnie for me
到手的鸟不如裤裆里两只 that a bird in your hand isn't worth two in your bush
来吧大个子，再喝一口 Come on, Big Boy, one more swallow
离开这破地方我高兴死了 I'll be so glad to get out of this dump
嗨卢克 Hi, Luke
嗨亲爱的 - 嗨 Hi, darling - Hi
哦，靠 Oh, shit
就是这意思宝贝 That's what it is, honey
能借你抹布吗卢克？ Can I use your cloth, Luke?
嘿甜心，那是我衬衫 Hey, Sugar, that's my shirt
哦抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry
我找块破布吧 I'll see if I can find a rag
不知道去纽约灰狗巴士多少钱 I wonder what the Greyhound costs in New York
可以卖点东西凑钱 I suppose we could sell a few things
弗洛肯定想要你那个蝴蝶结 Flo would love that bow of yours
找到抹布了 I found a rag
也许该把这些 Maybe we should just get rid
戏服全扔了换新的 of all these costumes and get new ones
必须换新行头 We should definitely get new costumes
哦 - 这抹布该退休了 Oh - This rag has seen better days
还能将就用 This rag's doing just fine
大个子今天怎样？喝药了吗？ How's Big Boy today? Did he take his tonic?
好不容易才灌下去 I finally got him to swallow it
吐了吗？ - 暂时没有 Did he spit it up? - Not yet
有得吐呢 You can say that again
那药到底什么成分？ - 猪奶拌浆果 What's in that stuff, anyway? - Pig's milk and berries
他也咽得下去？ And he swallows it?
诀窍是捅得越深越好 Trick is to get it in as far as you can
做爱时能摘了这帽子吗？ Can't you take that hat off when we're making love?
甜心宝贝 Now, Sugar, honey
你知道我多在意头发，或者说没头发 You know how I feel about my hair, or lack of it
搞不懂你 Well, I don't see why
老话说得好，屋顶可能没草 You know what they say, there may not be grass on the roof
但烟囱里火旺着呢 but there's definitely fire in the stove pipe
喂？ Hello?
秦先生，芝加哥来的对方付费电话找坎迪·凯恩小姐 Chin, I have a collect call from Chicago for Ms. Candy Cane
坎迪小姐，长途电话 Ms. Candy, you got long distance telephone
来了 I'm coming
肯定是阿尼先生 It must be from Mr. Arnie
对方付费 It's a collect call
狗娘养的 That bastard
得找零钱，卢克你有吗？ I need some change. Have you got anything, Luke?
摸起来像十英寸 Feels like 10 inches
自己拿 - 正摸着呢 Help yourself - l am
居然敢打对方付费 Imagine the nerve calling collect
铁公鸡王八蛋 That hardnose son of a bitch
谁他妈是铁公鸡王八蛋？ Who's a hardnose son of a bitch?
就是你 You are
喂？ Hello?
好的接线员，我接受付费 Yes, operator, I'll accept the charges
喂？ Hello?
喂阿尼 Hello, Arnie
打对方付费你什么毛病？ What's the big idea calling collect?
理解下 kid，最近手头紧 You know how it is, kid. I'm a little tight
你手头紧？ You're a little tight?
紧得很对吧？ Tight, isn't it?
听着你这黄鼠狼 Listen, you little weasel
要么弄我们出去，要么我们跟斯塔基签约 either you get us out of here, or we're going to sign with Stucky
斯塔基？ Stucky?
对斯塔基 - 操 Stucky - Fuck me
其实吧 Well, as a matter of fact
我打电话就是给你们找了个好活 the reason I'm calling is I've got this great job lined up for you
哪儿？穆尔黑德？ Where? Moorhead?
穆尔黑德？ Moorhead?
更多头 More head
听着 甜心，这次是大场面，不是芝加哥那种 Look, this is the big time, sweetie, and I'm not talking about Chicago
是大苹果纽约城 This is the Big Apple, New York City
继续 Go on
地方叫...饼干剧场 It's called...Crackers
咱们等的大突破啊 baby It's the big break we've been waiting for, baby
听我说，算是个展示平台 Now, hear me out. It's a sort of a showcase, you know
要交点小钱，但绝对值 and there's a small fee involved, but it's worth every penny
有头有脸的人都会来 I mean, everybody who's anybody's going to be there
肯定能被大人物看上 You are bound to be seen by some very important people
多少钱？ What kind of fee?
一百块 A hundred bucks
一百块？ A hundred bucks?
听着阿尼，你该不是想—— Listen, Arnie, are you trying to --
操我。操我！对！ Screw me. Screw me! Yes!
听着阿尼，你该不是想—— Listen, Arnie, are you trying to -
钱打给谁？ Well, who do we send the fee to?
最好交给我处理 You'd better let me handle it
寄到—— - 滚 Mail it in -- - Out
进进出出，好吧 In and out. All right
行，但别耍花样 All right, but this better be on the up and up
上上下下！ And up! And up!
冲啊！冲啊！ Charging! Charging!
多少钱？ What's the charges?
纽约 New York
太他妈—— - 操了 What a -- - Fuck
嘿坎迪，正找你呢 Hey, Candy, I just came in to get you
今晚来了个阔佬 We got a big spender out front tonight
点名要你和甜心去陪酒 and he wants you and Sugar to come out and join him
听着奥斯卡 Listen, Oscar
我刚跟——多阔的阔佬？ I just got off the phone with -- how big a spender?
给弗洛小费都用20刀钞票 He's tipping Flo with $20 bills
前排那家伙？ That guy in the front row?
对，揣着厚厚一沓 Yeah. He's got quite a wad
我亲眼所见 I saw it
马上来 We'll be right in
一百块啊坎迪 A hundred dollars, Candy
连车票钱都不够 and that doesn't even cover the bus ticket
宝贝，咱们要去钓凯子了 Honey, we're about to float a loan
嗯？ Huh?
嗨爷们 Hi, fellas
你好 Hello
女士们，容我介绍史蒂芬·卡莱尔三世先生 Ladies, may I introduce Mr. Stephen Carlisle 111?
真的？ Really?
第一次见三世呢，倒是遇过二世 I never knew a third before, but I did meet a junior once
我是坎迪，这是甜心 I'm Candy, this is Sugar
我们是凯恩姐妹。您哪位？ We're the Kane sisters. Who are you?
哦，我叫埃里克，女士 Oh, I'm Eric, ma'am
幸会，先生女士 Pleasure, Mr. Ma'am
不不不，就是埃里克，女士 No, no, no, no. It's just Eric, ma'am
哦 Oh
请坐？ Won't you sit down?
喝点什么？ Would you like a drink?
随你们 Whatever you're having
今晚二位的歌声很动人 I thought your singing this evening was lovely
谢谢 Thank you
是我们的告别演出 - 真的？ 1t was our farewell performance - Really?
对，我们要去纽约的俱乐部了 Yes, we're moving to a club in New York
也许听说过，叫饼干剧场 Perhaps you've heard of it. It's called Crackers
不，应该没有 No. No, I don't believe so
哦，新开的 Oh, well, it's new
开业不久 Hasn't been open very long
但特别潮，懂吧 But very in, if you know what I mean
一定去捧场 I must make it a point to come see you
什么时候走？ When are you leaving?
这儿还有些烂摊子要收拾 Well, we have a few loose ends to tie up here
得买巴士票，可能周二 We've got to get our bus tickets. Maybe Tuesday
巴士票？ Bus tickets?
埃里克 Eric
抱歉先生 Sorry, sir
我们决定坐巴士 We decided to bus it
因为要省钱买新戏服 because we need some money for new costumes
你懂的 You know how it is
谢了小可爱 Thanks, cutie
嘿弗洛，你忘了找零 Hey, Flo, you forgot the change
不用了 Oh, never mind
天，你肯定超有钱 Heavens, you must be loaded
能借我们100块吗？ Could you loan us $100?
甜心 - 求你了，她多可爱 Sugar - Oh, please. She's charming
200如何？ How would $200 be?
哦不行 Oh, no, we couldn't
为什么？ Why not?
这问题问得好。为什么不行？ There's a simple question. Why not?
可以还我的，知道吗，我会在纽约 You can pay me back, y'know. I'll be in New York
要不跟我们一起去？ In fact, why don't you come with us?
车修好我和埃里克就飞回去 Eric and I are flying back as soon as the car is fixed
逗我呢 You're having me on
汽车又不能飞 One can't fly in a car
车修好我们开去机场 When the car is fixed, we are driving it to the airport
哦 Oh
我飞机在峡谷城 My jet's in Canyon City
你飞机？ Your jet?
对，是不是超佩服？ Yes. Are you terribly impressed?
是 - 很好 Yes - Good
那就一起来 - 当然来 Then you'll come - Oh, boy, will we come
飞机停在怀俄明干嘛？ What on earth are you doing with a jet plane in Wyoming?
老爷来谈生意 The master has been here on business
取回白金汉胸针 I was retrieving the Buckingham Brooch
白金汉胸针？ The Buckingham Brooch?
报纸上读过 I read about it in the newspaper
1882年有个傻娘们把它掉矿井里了 Some dizzy dame dropped it down a mineshaft in 1882
上周刚找回来 and they found it again last week
没错，那个傻娘们 Correct. That dizzy dame
是我妈那边的曾曾姑妈 was my great-great aunt on my mother's side
而且不是掉的 And she didn't drop it
是扔下去的 She threw it down the shaft
当时跟我曾曾姑父闹脾气 It seems she was upset with my great-great uncle
那时候 at the time
肯定气疯了 He must've been furious
所以你来取货？ So you're over here to pick it up?
已经拿到了 I already have it
想看看吗？ - 爱看 Would you like to see it? - Love to
女士们 Ladies
白金汉胸针 The Buckingham Brooch
老天 Good grief
美呆了 It's gorgeous
跟我的一模一样 It's exactly the same as mine
本来今晚要借给弗洛 I was going to loan it to Flo tonight
她有约会 because she's got a date
这玩意儿保准让你被操 This is guaranteed to get you laid
集市上吉普赛人那儿买的 I got it from a gypsy at a carnival
这是精确复制品，但价值差远了 It's an accurate copy, but not nearly as valuable
还用你说？她才花了一块五买的 You're telling me. She only paid a buck and a half?
我可没说你老婆逼上长疣子 I did not say your wife had a wart on her twat
我说的是操着像有疣子！ I said it felt like one!
哦，一团糟 Oh, what a mess
抱歉刚才闹得有点凶 I'm sorry about the roughhousing
你懂的 You know how it is
他们把你漂亮的胸针都弄脏了 They've gone and got dirt all over your lovely brooch
那个是你的 That one's yours
谢天谢地没摔坏 Oh, thank heavens they didn't break it
车修好了 - 太好了，谢谢 Your car's ready - Oh, good. Thank you
要一起走吗？ - 当然 Well, are you coming? - You bet
你们去哪儿？ - 去纽约 Where are you going? - To New York
不行 You can't
我们有合约 I've got a contract
奥斯卡，你欠我们两周工资没付 Oscar, you haven't paid us for two weeks
就当是提前两周通知你了 Consider that your two weeks' notice
甜心走了我会很难熬的 It's sure going to be hard without you, Sugar
哦卢克亲爱的 Oh, Luke, darling
要是整天都这么"难熬" If I thought it was going to be hard all the time
我就不走了 I wouldn't go at all
答应给我写信？ - 每天写 You promise to write? - Every day
你答应要继续研究大个子 And you promise to keep up your scientific study
我知道他很快就能 on Big Boy and I know he'll be back
重振雄风的 in the saddle in no time at all
哦甜心宝贝 Oh, Sugar, baby
甜心！ Sugar!
我得走了 I've got to be going
其他人在等我 The others are waiting for me
祝我好运亲爱的 Wish me luck, honey
等我红了就接你过去 When I make it big, I'll send for you
你已经很"大"了宝贝 You already made it big, baby
你在纽约待多久？ How long will you be in New York?
就一晚 Just overnight
你们首演我会飞回来 I'll fly back for your opening
不如在美国多待阵子？ Wouldn't you just stay here in the States for a while?
恐怕不行 No, I'm afraid not
西比尔姑妈急着把胸针带回去 Aunt Sybil is quite anxious to get the brooch back home
她准备拍卖掉 She's planning to auction it off
为彭赞斯孤儿院筹款 at a big charity do for the orphans of Penzance
哦这样啊 Oh, I see
我觉得你会喜欢西比尔姑妈 I really think you'd like Aunt Sybil
她对孤儿特别温柔... She's really very sweet... when it comes to the orphans
你在飞机上搞过吗？ Did you ever screw on a plane?
我在船上搞过一次，全程都得自己划桨 I did it in a boat once and I had to do all the rowing
想参观下飞机其他部分吗？ Would you like to see the rest of the plane?
我的私人舱室在后面 My private quarters are in the back
真该带那架大的来 I do wish I'd brought the big one
大的？ The big one?
已经够大了 It was a big one
老话说得好，好东西都包装大 You know what they say, all good things come in big packages
好了不说我了 Well, enough about me
说说你自己 Tell me about yourself
我在黄包车上搞过一回 Well, I did it in a rickshaw once
老爷当时在东方 That was when the master was in the Orient
侧着搞？ Sideways?
黄包车？ - 真该重新装修下 The rickshaw? - 1 really should have it redecorated
不用，挺棒的 Oh, no, it's quite nice
特别舒服 Very comfortable
想躺会儿吗？ Would you like to lie down?
你想吗？ Would you?
她当时在上东方烹饪课 She was taking a class in Oriental cooking
哦我爱吃 Oh, I love to eat
说说你最爱吃的菜 Tell me your favorite recipe
牛排炖荔枝 Oh, steak and lychee nuts
福满厨 Fu Manchu
怎么做？ How do you make it?
把肉捶松 You take your meat and you pound it
我有进步吗？ Am I getting better?
进步很大 Oh, much
太好了 Oh, good
煎到微黄 You brown it lightly
把荔枝蘸油 Dip the nuts into oil
加盐调味 Salt to taste
搅打 Beat it
趁热搅打 Beat it while it's hot
加奶油 Put the cream in
看湿度够不够 See if it's wet enough
放烤箱烤一小时 Put it in the oven for an hour
取出淋黄油 Pull it out and put butter on top
够六人份 It serves six
海报挂出来了吗？ Oh, is our billing up yet?
俱乐部都还没开业 The club isn't even up yet
埃里克，确定地址没错？ Eric, are you sure this is the right address?
千真万确 先生 Positive, sir Positive
地址没错，但 This is the right address, all right
阿尼那王八蛋想坑我们 That bastard Arnie was trying to rob us
幸好没真给他寄 Well, thank heavens we didn't really send him
那一百块钱 the hundred dollars
现在怎么办？ What are we going to do now?
我们到了 Well, here we are
太美了吧 Oh, isn't it lovely?
风景绝佳 What a beautiful view
你们找到住处和工作前可以住这儿 You can stay here until you find a place and get a job
食物管够，我再给你们 There's plenty of food, and I'll give you
几张签名支票应急 a couple of signed checks in case you need them
这怎么行 你都不了解我们 You can't do that Why, you don't even know us
我对你已经够了解了 Well, I know you well enough,
还想更深入了解 and I'd like to get to know you better
想了解什么？ What do you want to know?
现在没什么想了解的 Nothing, at the moment
我得给西比尔姑妈打电话说一声 Oh, I've got to call Aunt Sybil and let her know
一切都在掌控中 that everything's under control
楼上客房随便用 You'll find a guest room upstairs
埃里克会搬行李 Eric will bring your luggage
你好 请转接西比尔姑妈 Hello Let me speak to Aunt Sybil, please
白金汉夫人府上 Lady Buckingham's residence
好的先生 夫人您的电话 Oh, very good, sir It's for you, Madame
喂 Hello
斯蒂芬亲爱的，在哪儿呢？ Stephen, darling, where are you?
拿到胸针了吗？ Did you get the brooch?
拿到了 在郊狼尖 Good Coyote Fang?
名字真生动 How vivid
什么时候回来？ When are you coming?
大概午夜到 That should put you in about midnight
我让爱德华准备饼干牛奶 I'll have Edward leave cookies and milk
斯蒂芬，房间太棒了 Stephen, the room is gorgeous
床一点都不吱呀响 The bed doesn't even squeak
斯蒂芬，谁在旁边？ Stephen, dear, who's there?
我听到人声 I hear voices
女人的声音 Feminine voices
真的？ Did you really?
谁啊？ Who are they?
没听说过 Never heard of them
哦，她们是唱歌的？ Oh, they sing, do they?
告诉我亲爱的，她们还干什么？ Oh, tell me, dear, what else do they do?
淘金？ Dig for gold?
开个玩笑啦 Of course I'm only joking
淘金女郎早跟克里斯汀·基勒一起过时了 I know the gold diggers went out with Christine Keeler
听着亲爱的，我真得挂了 Oh, listen, darling, I've really got to run
安妮和查理特意放弃马展来喝下午茶 Annie and Charlie actually gave up a horse show to come to tea
保重，早餐时 Do take care, and I'll see you at
再见 breakfast Ta-ta
爱德华 Edward
爱德华，给我接纽约的律师 Edward, get me my lawyer in New York
凯恩姐妹 哈 Kane Sisters Ha
一听就是假名字 Phony names if I've ever heard them
休想用爪子勾引我侄子 No, they're not going to get their claws into my nephew
我才是最后一个靠上床 I'm the last person who's going to fuck her way
进这个家族的人 into this family
莱尔亲爱的，帮个忙 Lyle, darling, I need your help
能给我纽约那个侦探的名字吗？ Can you get me the name of that detective in New York?
叫什么来着？ Oh, what was his name?
就是搞定地铁小姐案的那个 You know, the one that put Miss Subways out of business
哦你说麦克斯 Oh, you must mean Max
对就是他 That's it, that's it, Max
能联系上吗？ Can you get me Max?
我要他查住我侄子公寓的两个女人 I want him to check out two women staying in my nephew's apartment
在纽约 in New York
可能是冲他钱来的 They may be after his money
西比尔，反正钱迟早都是他的 Sybil, it's all going to be his some day, anyway
现在钱是我的，而且斯蒂芬 Well, it's mine now, and Stephen
一碰到女人就昏头 simply cannot keep his head when it comes to women
记得曼谷那桩丑事吗 You remember that unfortunate business in Bangkok?
亲爱的，那不过是个普通 Well, my dear, she was nothing but your common,
路边摊水平的吹箫货 garden variety cocksucker
天知道这两个是什么货色 God knows what these two are
对了顺便说 Oh, and by the by,
我收到你上次关于我资产的税务文件 I got your last tax thing about my holdings
这价格是不是太离谱 Isn't that a bit exorbitant
就几个仓库和汉堡王？ for a few warehouses and a Burger King?
西比尔，那些仓库很赚钱的 Now, Sybil, those warehouses are very profitable
你大概忘了东河的地产 You've probably forgotten the East River properties
别操心 Now, don't concern yourself
我马上寄最新照片给你 I'll send you the new photographs immediately,
行吗？ all right?
让麦克斯立刻查那案子 Oh, and tell Max to get right on that case,
但提醒他小心点 but darling, do tell him to be careful
这两个是演艺圈的 These two are in show business
坎迪，什么是循环放映片？ Candy, what's a film loop?
不知道 You've got me
招46个女孩和一只猴子 They're looking for 46 girls and a monkey
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
46个女孩你哪还有露脸机会 You're not going to get much billing with 46 girls
也是 I suppose not
猴子估计是主角 The monkey's probably the star
斯蒂芬信里说什么？ What did Stephen say in his letter?
说想我 That he missed me
斯蒂芬那玩意大吗？ Does Stephen have a big joint?
够大 Big enough
光想想我就湿了 I get hot just thinking about it
你该学我 You should do what I do
每天吹箫 Suck a cock every day
就不发情了 卢克教我的 and the hornies stay away That's what Luke taught me
嗯...鸡巴 Mmm...cock
快出来吧 皮肤都泡皱了 You'd better come out of there You're going to get all prune-y
洗完了 I'm through
清洁工来了吗？ Did the cleaning man come?
来了 到处都清洁了 Yes All over
找到工作了吗？ Did you find anything yet?
这有个电影 Now, here's a movie
奇迹影业 Miracle Pictures,
本·多弗制片 Ben Dover Producer
真正的戏剧爱好者 True devotees of the live theater
认为电影难登大雅之堂 find cinema a slightly suspect medium for serious art
但偶尔会有天才制片人 On occasion, however, a producer of genius
拍出让最苛刻评论家都赞叹的杰作 will create cinematic gems to please even the harshest of critics
比如奇迹影业的本·多弗 Such a genius is Ben Dover of Miracle Productions
我们永远感激他用胶片保存了 To him, we are eternally grateful for preserving on film
女主角们早期参演的系列短片 the early efforts of our heroines in a series of mini epics
谁忘得了《青春饼干》？ Who could forget Teenage Cookies?
艺术影院经典《打字风云》 That triumph of the art houses, Type, You Typers
确实是黑马 Yes, that was a real sleeper
服装特别美 The costumes were particularly lovely
对 我们还留着呢 Yes, we got to keep them too
还有那部先锋派作品 Then, there was that little avant-garde piece,
《野醋栗》 Wild Gooseberries
自伯格曼以来 Not since Bergman has there been
再没如此细腻处理敏感题材的作品 such sensitive handling of a delicate theme
我最爱《湿身啦啦队》 My personal favourite was Wet Cheerleaders,
校园大制作 上千群演 a big campus spectacle with a cast of thousands
啊 现在可拍不出这种片了 Ah, yes, they don't write them like that anymore
成功 Success
全亏了本 They owed it all to Ben
本你个混蛋 Ben, you asshole
我在那破阁楼被操遍每个角落 I've been screwed up one side of that loft
受够了 再也不干了 and down the other I've had it No more
坎迪 冷静 Candy, relax
给你和甜心搞了部大片 I got a fantastic big movie for you and Sugar
什么？ What?
真电影？ A real film?
天呐 Jesus Christ
我要是骗你让我妈暴毙 May my mother drop dead if I'm lying to you
呕 Ugh
这叫粪卷 搞笑吧？ They call these things turd curls Isn't that silly?
谁想头发沾粪啊？ Who'd want to have turds in their hair?
哟 熟面孔 Well, a familiar face
你好啊 How are you?
听说你演布蕾特 I heard you're playing Brett
恭喜 Congratulations
拍这部应该挺有意思 It should be fun working on this one
新导演怎么样？ What do you think of the new director?
听说不错 Well, I hear he's pretty good
屁 专拍B级片 Shit He's done so many b-movies
黄蜂队都给他寄粉丝信 He gets fan mail from the Hornets
女士们先生们 请注意 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?
如各位所知 本片采用 As you know, we are shooting this film
意大利式拍摄法 in the Italian fashion
不用现场收音 Well, we're not going to be using actual sound,
方便我在拍摄时指导 in order that I may speak to you during the scenes
但你们必须 You must, however,
正常说台词 后期再配音 speak as you would normally and we'll dub the lines in later
佩顿妮亚 你只有一句词 Now, you, Petunia, you have just one line
但这句话非常重要 你背熟了吗？ but it is terribly important. Have you learned it yet?
正在背 I'm working on it
当茜茜说"北方佬来了" 你接什么词？ When Cissy says, "The Yankees are coming," you say?
台词在这儿呢 I got it right here
"梅洛迪小姐 "Ms. Melody,
我们该怎么办？" what are we going to do?"
对 不过还得再练练 That's right. Keep working on it, though
记住 我说话时别管我 Now, remember, pay no attention to me when I'm talking to you
照我说的做就行 Just do what I say
这场戏很简单 This is a very simple little scene
我想快点拍完 因为下午还要拍 I'd like to get it done quickly, because we are shooting
火烧亚特兰大 the Bombing of Atlanta this afternoon
各就各位 Now, everyone to their places
下周一起吃午饭？ Listen, how about lunch next week?
好啊 Sure
行 All right
现场安静 Quiet on the set
放片头 Roll the titles
开拍 Action
北方佬来了 The Yankees are coming
停 Cut
还没到你呢蠢货 滚下去 Not yet, you moron. Get off the set
上场我会通知你 I'll tell you when to come on
开拍 Action
大家都窃笑 Everyone titter
现在把野餐布铺开 Now, spread out your picnic clothes
"梅洛迪小姐 我们该怎么办？" "Ms. Melody, what are we going to do?"
我的孔雀呢？ Where are my peacocks?
孔雀在哪？ Where are the peacocks?
两只孔雀马上来 Two peacocks coming up
让女士们开篮子 你这个大茜茜 Let the ladies open the baskets, you big Cissy
北方佬来了 The Yankees are coming
还没到 Not yet
你喊茜茜了 混蛋 You called Cissy, you asshole
"梅洛迪小姐 "Ms. Melody,
我们该怎么办？" what are we going to do?"
准备哈洛特小姐的戏 Ready for Ms. Harlot
战争战争战争 你们男人就关心这个 War, war, war. That's all you men care about
我渴得都能摘棉花了 And me, so dry I could pick cotton
好 Good
现在放下篮子 Now, put down the basket
枪声准备好了吗？ Ready on the gunshot?
开火 Fire
在这等着 哈洛特小姐 Wait here, Ms. Harlot
士兵们 最好让你们看到开枪 Men, we better see you fire that shot
我去看看贝尔姆叔叔和婶婶 Well, I'll just go and see if my Uncle and Auntie Belum
到了没有 have arrived
梅洛迪小姐 梅洛迪小姐 Ms. Melody. Ms. Melody
这句台词烂透了 Oh, this line stinks
好 准备北方佬的戏 Okay. We're ready for the Yankees
现在 Now
姑娘们 反抗一下 Put up a fight, girls
尖叫 Scream
挣扎 Struggle
"梅洛迪小姐 我们该怎么办？" "Ms. Melody, what are we going to do?"
梅洛迪小姐... Ms. Melody—
狗爬式 Doggy
屁股 Ass
操 Fuck
传教士式 Missionary
午饭 Lunch
茜茜和佩顿妮亚 准备 Cissy and Petunia, stand by
滚出去 白痴 Get out of here, you idiot
加油 小伙子们 Come on, boys
我知道你们行的 I know you can do it
小伙子们 我准备好了 Boys, I'm ready
我要射精镜头 I want a cum shot,
否则你们这群基佬别想拿钱 or none of you faggots get paid
茜茜 - 北方佬来了！北方佬来了！ Cissy - The Yankees are coming! The Yankees are coming!
怎么样 混蛋？ How was that, you shithead?
佩顿妮亚 该你了！ Petunia, that's your cue!
佩顿妮亚？！ Petunia?!
"梅洛迪小姐 我们该怎么办？" 哦 "Ms. Melody, what are we going to do?" Oh
"梅洛迪小姐 我们该怎么办？" "Ms. Melody, what are we going to do?"
坦白说 亲爱的 我他妈不在乎 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
你被炒了 - 哦 You're fired - Oh
"亲爱的卢克 "Dear Luke,
坎迪和我刚拍完一部灾难片 Candy and I just finished doing one of those disaster pictures
真是..." It was"
因此 多亏了我亲爱的侄子 And so, thanks to the perseverance
斯蒂芬·卡莱尔三世的坚持 of my darling, devoted nephew, Stephen Carlisle III,
白金汉胸针终于回到了它合法的家 the Buckingham Brooch had been returned to its rightful home, at last
现在我荣幸地宣布 And now, it gives me great pleasure to announce
白金汉胸针将于周六公开拍卖 所得款项 that the Buckingham Brooch will be placed on public auction Saturday, with proceeds
将捐给彭赞斯可爱的孤儿们 to go to the darling little orphans of Penzance
我们都关心 We do all care
彭赞斯那些可爱的孤儿们 对吧？ for the dear little orphans of Penzance, don't we?
现在请移步花园 Now, if you would step out into the garden,
茶点已备好 我将配合拍照 tea will be served and I will pose for pictures
打扰了先生 刚收到一封信 Beg pardon, sir. A letter just arrived
是姑娘们寄来的 It's from the girls
哦 Oh
她们想多住几周 Oh, they'd like to stay on for a few weeks more
真的吗 斯蒂芬 居然让那两个姑娘 Oh, really, Stephen, allowing those two girls
单独住在你纽约的公寓？ to stay on alone in your apartment in New York?
西比尔姑妈 Oh, Aunt Sybil
你母亲在坟墓里都会不安的 Your mother would turn over in her grave
我去接 I'll get it
哦 没人说话 Oh, there's nobody there
肯定是打错了 Must have been a wrong number
这次我来接 I'll get it this time
嗨 请进 Hi, come on in
我又要出门找工作了 Well, I'm off for another day's job hunting
祝我好运 Wish me luck
坎迪 他们把电梯挪位置了 Candy, they moved the elevator
挪到走廊那头了 They put it right down the hall
谢谢 再见 - 回见 Oh, thank you. Bye-bye - So long
来吧 Come on
有新的电影工作吗？ You got any new film work?
上次灾难片后就没了 Not since that last disaster
那部大片没伤着你吧？ I trust you survived the epic?
嗯 没留疤 Yeah. No scars, anyway
哦 Oh
让我检查检查 Let me be the judge of that
毅力 Perseverance
这种关键品质 That crucial quality
没有它 野心毫无意义 Ambition amounts to nothing without it
因为与普遍认知相反 For contrary to popular belief
机遇从没有义务敲任何人的门 opportunity is under no obligation whatsoever to knock on anyone's door
有些社区它压根不会去 It's been known to avoid some neighborhoods completely
白金汉胸针 多么辉煌的成功典范 The Buckingham Brooch, what a stunning example of success
多么高尚的举动 What a noble gesture
白金汉夫人将它拍卖 on the part of Lady Buckingham to put it up for auction
所得款项捐给她钟爱的慈善事业 The proceeds being donated to her favorite charity
顺便注意一下胸针与凯恩姐妹 Note, in passing, the striking similarity
崛起之路的惊人相似之处 between the brooch and the rise of the Kane sisters
这件美丽的作品 原始状态时 This lovely piece, in its original state
不过是粗糙的白金和未打磨的钻石 was merely crude platinum and diamonds in the rough
根本不会有人专程去看 Something one would hardly cross the mall to see
但通过精挑细选 精心打磨 but by a tasteful process of selection, refinement
和匠心工艺 这些基础材料 and craftsmanship, these base elements
被改造成独特组合 are transformed and fashioned into a unique assemblage
美丽 优雅而高贵 of beauty, grace, and dignity
斯蒂芬亲爱的 做个乖孩子 Stephen, darling, do be a sweetheart
给我拿片镇静剂 and fetch me a bromide
这些人让我头疼死了 All these people have given me a frightful headache
我遭这罪 What I go through
都是为了彭赞斯那些讨厌的小鬼 for these dreadful Penzance brats
开拍 - 还是这么迷人 Action - Always charming as ever
我去接 爱德华 让队伍继续前进 I'll get it, Ed, but keep the line moving
保持队伍前进 Keep the line moving
你好 我是白金汉夫人 Hello, Lady Buckingham here
麦克斯 有什么消息 Max, what's the news
你没什么可汇报的 You haven't anything to report
那我付你钱干嘛 What am I paying you for then
也许我不需要私家侦探了 Perhaps I don't need a private detective
其实 我有些消息 Well, actually, I do have some news
这还差不多 That's better
我就知道你会查出点什么 I knew you'd come up with something
她们干什么？她们勾引你？ They did what? They propositioned you
她们就是普通妓女 They're nothing but common hookers
我当然拒绝了 Of course I said no
很有意思 麦克斯 That's very interesting, Max
再见 麦克斯 支票会寄给你的 Goodbye, Max. Your check is on the way
谢谢 斯蒂芬 Thank you, Stephen
亲爱的 明天拍卖会需要你 Now, darling, I need you here tomorrow
但周日 for the auction, but come Sunday
我要你直飞纽约 把那些贱人赶出公寓 I want you to fly straight to New York and evict those trollops from your apartment
但西比尔姑妈 她们不是... - 没有但是 But Aunt Sybil, they're not— - No buts
你的事业危在旦夕 Your career is at stake
我不能让你名声扫地 I will not have you scandalized
明白吗 Understand
你是我的继承人 You are my heir
保持队伍前进 继续前进 Keep the line moving. Keep it moving
甜心 你在干嘛 Sugar, what are you doing
观光而已 Just sight-seeing
有个"年轻与虱俱进"的选角 There's a casting for the young and infested
坎迪 你该来看看这家伙的裤裆 Candy, you should come out and see the bulge on this guy
现在不行 我在看书 Not now, honey, I'm reading
而且他们是同性恋 Besides, they're gay
所以呢 So
割他们 难道不流血吗 Cut them, do they not bleed
刺他们 难道不痛吗 Prick them, do they not feel pain
吸它 难道不会硬吗 Suck it, does it not get hard
他们也有感觉的 懂吗 They've got feelings too, you know
哦 该死 Oh, darn it
喂 - 嗨 我是甜心 Yes - Hi, I'm Sugar
我住楼上 - 你好 我是比尔 I live upstairs - Hello, I'm Bill
真不好意思 Oh, I'm really embarrassed
我在阳台看风景时 You see, I was out on my terrace, just admiring the view
胸针掉到你阳台了 when I dropped my pin onto your terrace
没事 进来吧 - 谢谢 No problem. Come on in - Oh, thank you
甜心 这是我室友鲍勃 Sugar, this is Bob, my roommate
哦 不用起来 Oh, don't bother to get up
我就是来拿胸针的 I only came for my pin
自己找吧 Help yourself
谢谢 Thanks
听说你们是同性恋 I hear you're gay
对 Yes
可惜了 Pity
好吧 人各有志 - 当然 Well, each in his own - Sure
我去帮你找胸针 Look, I'm going to go see if I can find your pin
太感谢了 这是我的幸运胸针 Oh, thanks a lot. It's my lucky pin
丢了它我可惨了 可能在灌木丛里 I'd be lost without it. I think it's in the bushes
找到了 亲爱的 Well, here it is, my dear
谢谢 Oh, thank you
很漂亮 It's very nice
有什么需要帮忙的尽管说 Well, if there's ever anything I can do for you
还真有 Actually, you can
明晚是"深坑"俱乐部年度变装舞会 Tomorrow night's the annual drag ball and gala at the Pits
深坑 - 是格林威治村的俱乐部 Pits - It's a club in the village
我要当仙子女王 Anyway, I'm to be queen of the fairies and I've got this terrific gown rigged up
礼服 A gown
你是那种特兰西瓦尼亚人吗 Are you one of those Transylvanians
是"变装癖" 不 我不是 The word's "transvestite" and no, I'm not
就是每年一次 男人们打扮起来 It's just that once a year, the guys get dressed up
表演节目 收入捐给慈善机构 and do a show, money goes to a worthwhile cause
你知道的 做慈善 - 真好 You know, a charity - Oh, that's nice
重点是 这胸针配我的魔法棒 The point is, it would make a wonderful topper
会很完美 我会好好保管的 for my wand, and I'll take good care of it
请一定借给我吧 Please. I'd be glad to loan it to you
太好了 Great
听着 今天下午我要彩排 Hey, listen, I've got a dress rehearsal this afternoon
我收拾一下 给你看看我的礼服 Let me get my stuff together and I'll show you my gown
真想看看 Oh, I'd love to see it
来了 是不是很搞笑 Here we go. Isn't it a hoot
太棒了 Oh, it's fabulous
改天一定借我穿穿 You must loan it to me sometime
好啊 - 快去吧 Sure - Off you pop
不用送我 - 我也没打算送 Don't bother to see me home - I hadn't planned to
喝点茶吧 Why don't you help yourself to some tea
鲍勃？鲍勃？ Bob? Bob?
如果他醒了 If he wakes up
告诉他我会回来吃晚饭 will you tell him I'll be home for dinner
乐意效劳 Glad to
那谁走了吗 Did whatshername leave
嗯 Uh-huh
嘿 别这样 除非你是认真的 Hey, don't do that unless you mean business
别这样 比尔 你会让我兴奋的 Come on, Bill. You're going to get me all excited
你成功了 我硬得像石头 Now you've done it. I'm as hard as a rock
想要吗 Do you want it
嗯 Uh-huh
好吧 比利小子 Okay, Billy Boy
比利小子会回来吃晚饭的 Billy Boy will be home for dinner
那谁现在饿了 Whatshername is hungry right now
试着把我当男人看 Just try and think of me as a man
我尽量吧 Well, I'll try
听着 斯蒂芬 Now, Stephen
早餐在早餐厅吃 we'll have breakfast in the breakfast room
有腌鱼 比弗布鲁克勋爵爱吃腌鱼 We're having kippers. Lord Beaverbrook loves his kippers
比弗布鲁克勋爵？他来干嘛 Lord Beaverbrook? Why is he coming
我没告诉你吗？ Didn't I tell you?
天哪 不过也不奇怪 Oh, my goodness. Well, I'm not surprised
我为了下午的拍卖会忙得晕头转向 I'm in such a state with this auction this afternoon
还有一堆事 and everything
比弗布鲁克勋爵 Lord Beaverbrook
带了他的鉴定师来看胸针 is bringing his appraiser to see the brooch
我觉得他最有可能买下 I think he's our best bet for purchase
他们随时会到 They are due here any moment now
老天 他们可真准时 My goodness, but they're punctual
斯蒂芬 别显得太着急 Now, Stephen, try not to look anxious
比弗布鲁克勋爵和沃辛顿·琼斯先生到 Lord Beaverbrook and Mr. Worthington Jones
西里尔 见到你真好 Cyril, how nice to see you
希望你能留下用早餐 I do hope you'll stay for breakfast
腌鱼和松饼 Kippers and crumpets
乐意之至 Delighted
哦 你们应该认识沃辛顿·琼斯先生 Oh, yes, I do believe you know Mr. Worthington Jones
当然 Oh, yes, of course
你好 How do you do
你肯定急着看胸针吧 I expect you're quite anxious to get out the brooch
斯蒂芬 麻烦你了 Stephen, would you be so kind
你知道的 Oh, you know
我差点改变主意不想卖了 I've had second thoughts almost about giving it up
没了它 这房子会显得空落落的 The house would seem so empty without it
天哪 真是华丽 Oh, I say, it is magnificent
你觉得呢 伊恩 What do you think, Ian
新泽西纽瓦克的吉普赛人造的 Made by a gypsy in Newark, New Jersey
什么 What
新泽西纽瓦克的吉普赛人造的 Made by a gypsy in Newark, New Jersey
连一英镑都不值 It's not even worth a pound
天哪 My God
你觉得它值半英镑吗 Would you say that it was worth half a pound
或者一美元五十美分 or a dollar and a half in American money
差不多 Roughly
西比尔姑妈 出了大岔子 Aunt Sybil, there's been a dreadful mistake
你拿的是甜心的胸针 白金汉胸针在她那儿 You see, you have Sugar's pin and she has the Buckingham Brooch
甜心 Sugar
不就是住在你纽约公寓的那个可爱姑娘吗 Isn't that charming girl staying at your flat in New York
是的 Yes, quite
我肯定我们能解决这事 I'm sure we can straighten this all out
当然 亲爱的 Of course, dear
西里尔 请接受我的道歉 Oh, Cyril, please do accept my apologies
你们先去用早餐吧 Oh, do go on into breakfast
我们马上就来 We'll join you shortly
我相信这事很快就能解决 I'm quite sure that we can straighten this all out in due time
埃格伯特 收拾行李 订协和机票 Egbert, pack a trunk and get the Concorde
联系纽约的麦克斯 Call Max in New York
我要逮捕那两个女孩 I want those two girls arrested
西比尔姑妈 这是个误会 Aunt Sybil, it's all a mistake
误会 误会 Mistake, mistake
不管怎样 那个贱人拿着白金汉胸针 Like it or not, that cunt has the Buckingham Brooch
喂 - 坎迪 Hello - Candy
是我 - 我是斯蒂芬 Yes - This is Stephen
长话短说 出了点乱子 I can only talk a second. There's been a mix-up
甜心拿着白金汉胸针 Sugar has the Buckingham Brooch
什么 - 我和姑妈马上飞过去 What - Aunt Sybil and I are flying over
看在上帝份上 别让胸针离开视线 For God's sake, don't let that brooch out of your sight
很安全 甜心拿着呢 It's safe. Sugar has it
很好 别让任何人进门 Good. Don't let anyone in
姑妈派了侦探去抓你们 Aunt Sybil has sent a detective over to arrest you
他可能已经在监视公寓了 He's probably watching the apartment already
抓我们？ Arrest us?
等我到了再解决 好吗 Look, we'll straighten it all out when I get there, all right?
好的 再见 All right, bye
天哪，我累垮了 Oh, hi I'm shattered
我跑断腿才给我那群妞儿搞到这些 I walked all over getting these for my bunches
你知道曼哈顿是个岛吗 Did you know Manhattan's an island
甜心，你带别针了吗 Sugar, do you have your pin
没，借给楼下的比尔了 No, I lent it to Bill downstairs
他今晚要去"坑"酒吧的变装舞会 He's going to a drag ball tonight at the Pits That's a club
哦，真棒 Oh, swell
你的别针是白金汉夫人的胸针 史蒂芬刚打电话来了 Your pin is Lady Buckingham's brooch Stephen just called
坎迪，别慌 Oh, Candy, don't get flustered
我们直接去"坑"酒吧拿回来就行 We'll just go down to the Pits and get it back again
不行 史蒂芬说了 We can't Stephen said
别离开公寓 有侦探在盯我们 not to leave the apartment There's a detective on our tail
靠 Oonh
跟电影里演的一样是吧 Just like in the movies, you mean
只能找别人帮我们拿回来了 We'll just have to get somebody else to go and get it back for us
找麦克斯 I know Max
麦克斯靠得住 We can trust Max
妈的 Dammit
你当这是玛丽皇后号邮轮吗 What do you think this is, the Queen Mary
能不能开快点 蠢货 Can't you make this thing go faster, you twit
谁啊 - 是我 麦克斯 Who is it - It's me, Max
麦克斯 快进来 Max, come on in
你得帮我们去"坑"酒吧 You've got to help us We want you to go to the Pits
我有逮捕你们的拘捕令 I've got a warrant here for your arrest
你？你个混蛋 You? You bastard
你们说的每句话都将成为呈堂证供 Anything you say may be held against you
两位小姐要乖乖配合吗 You girls coming along willingly
当然 Sure
放我出去 贱人们 Let me out of here, you bitches
棍棒石头伤不了我 Sticks and stones
老娘不怕挨揍 -- - 快点 may break my bones -- - Come on
必须赶去"坑"俱乐部 We've got to get to the Club Pits
快点 快点 Come on, come on
想想孤儿院 Remember the orphans
孤儿院 - 去你妈的 再开快点 The orphans - Your ass, faster
赶紧开到地方 Just get us there
就说乔叫我们来的 这招管用 Say Joe sent us That always works
乔叫我们来的 - 吹牛逼吧 Joe sent us - Blow
乔·吹牛 这名字耳熟 Joe Blow, that rings a bell
他们不让女人进 They won't let us in because we're girls
这是歧视 坎迪 That's indiscrimination, Candy
除非 Unless
现在让我来交涉 Now, let me do the talking
对 Yeah
我们是新来的变装表演者 We're the new drags for the show
没听说有新节目 I don't know anything about a new act
听着 玛丽 想被切蛋蛋吗 Look, Mary, you want your balls cut off
哦 好吧 进来吧 Oh Oh, well, come on in
欢迎来到这个街区 Welcome to the neighborhood
街区 Neighborhood
老娘才不住这破街区 I don't live in the neighborhood
去他妈的街区 Fuck the neighborhood
拉瓜迪亚机场着陆 Land at LaGuardia
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you
等我从这破舞台下去 Now, if I can ever get off this dreadful stage
就能继续表演了 we can get on with our show
来 宝贝 谁帮忙拿一下麦克风 Here, honey, somebody hold this microphone
看见比尔了吗 You see Bill
什么都看不见 I can't see anything
你查那边 我查这边 You take that side and I'll take this one
好 抓紧 - 试音 Okay, hang on - Testing
女士们先生们 今晚有特别节目 Now, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special treat for you
"坑"俱乐部年度慈善 The Club Pits for having its annual charity
变装秀今晚举行 drag show this very evening
记住 每买一杯掺水啤酒 I want you to remember that every watered down beer
都是在为我整容募捐 you buy goes to our favorite cause, the restoration of my face
哈 哦 Ha, Oh
第一位佳丽来自 Our first beauty tonight comes to us
女子拘留所的破纪录常客 from a record-breaking engagement at the Women's House of Detention
惊艳绝伦的 独一无二的 琪琪小姐 the fabulous, sophisticated, one and only Miss Kiki
笑啊宝贝 这是你唯一的出路 Smile, darling, it's your only hope
别碰她 你这色情狂 Keep your hands off her, you lust pig
我看见了 I saw that
接下来是惊人的多莉 Oh, oh and now, the incredible Dolly
粉色缎面礼服 羽毛由"鸡咯咯"公司赞助 A vision in pink satin, with feathers by Chicken Cluckers Limited
表演结束后 她会跳著名的处女之舞 After the show, she's going to do her famous Dance of the Virgins
全凭记忆演绎 strictly from memory
今晚请多包涵 You'll have to excuse me tonight
亲爱的们 我嗓子有点痒 darlings, I have a little frog in my throat
毕竟这是本周最好的肉 But since it's the best piece of meat
我决定留着它 I've had all week, I think I'll keep it
现在出场的是疯婆娘 Now, the mad woman
克里斯托弗街的 of Christopher Street
小心了小子们 雷霆大腿本人 Look out, boys, it's thunder thighs herself
致命的黑丝绒礼服 配同款扇子 Dazzling in deadly black velvet, with matching fan
亲爱的 你也许不是今晚最丑的变装皇后 Darling, you may not be the ugliest drag queen here tonight
但她死后—— but when she dies --
如果不想鼓掌 If you don't feel like applauding
可以用手铐敲桌子 you can always bang your handcuffs against the table or something
顺便—— - 有收获吗 By the way -- - Any luck
没 但我知道为啥叫他们仙女了 No, but now I know why they call them fairies
那魔法棒可真带劲 Talk about magic wands
哇哦 - 穿束缚装的电梯女郎 Wowee - Elevator girls in bondage
这个可不能错过 I know you won't want to miss that one
金色缎面破布配刺绣手铐 She's wearing a gold satin schmatta with embroidered cuffs
那泪滴耳环怎么样 How about those teardrop earrings
美死人了 Couldn't you just die
去寺庙或教堂戴正合适 Just perfect for the temple or cathedral
我个人从不去教堂 Personally, I never go to church myself
跪着会勾破丝袜 All that kneeling bags my nylons
门口的路易说你们俩是新来的变装表演者 Hey, Louis at the door tells me you two are the new drag act
没错 That's right
我没雇新的变装演员 I didn't hire any new drag acts
听着 玛丽 想被切蛋蛋吗 Listen, Mary, you want your balls cut off
想被爆奶头吗 You want your tit shot off
我们该走了 We'd better be going
玛丽 等一下 让我们看看你们有什么本事 Mary, just a minute, Let's see what you can do
但我们什么都不会 - 跳舞 But we don't do anything - Dance
不 上那边跳去 No, Up there
都别动 你们被包围了 Don't anybody move, We've got you surrounded
早知道他们会砸场子 I knew they'd wreck the place
现在有老鼠了 Now you've got rats
放我出去！放我出去 Let me out of here! Let me out of here
麦克斯 怎么回事 Max, what on earth
他们把我锁在衣柜里了 Oh, they locked me in the closet
坎迪和舒格 Candy and Sugar
哦不 他们至少有十个人 Oh, no, there must have been 10 of them
但舒格和坎迪是主谋 Though Sugar and Candy are the ringleaders
天啊 Oh my God
卧底 Spies
嘿 那个棕发妞变装真不赖 Hey, that brunette ain't a bad drag at all
奶子真大 Great tits
脱啊 快点 Take it off, Oh, come on
也许我该留着这两件 Maybe I ought to keep these two on
留着什么 On what
快点 Come on
黑脚 再不动屁股就等着挨揍 Blackfoot, move your ass, or you'll be pounding
电视上听过这句 I heard that one on the telly
奶子不错 但让我看看屁股 Great tits, but let me see your ass
你干嘛 What are you doing
脱啊 - 脱啊 Take it off - Take it off
希望她鸡巴跟奶子一样大 I hope her cock is as big as her tits
脱啊 - 脱啊 Take it off - Take it off
舒格 Sugar
嘿 硬起来看看 Hey, show it hard
传给爸爸看看 Pass it to papa
脱啊 - 脱啊 Take it off - Take it off
脱啊 舒格 - 不要 Take it off, Sugar - No
嘿 曼尼 Hey, Manny
不不 No, no 是我 比尔 It's me, Bill
我的胸针 My brooch
天呐 My God
我的天 My word
抓住他们 Seize them
好了 你们被捕了 All right, you're under arrest
你还是个丑八怪变装 - 哦 You're also an ugly drag - Oh
住手 光头神探 Stop it, Kojak
我这辈子没这么丢人过 I have never been so humiliated in all my life
按指纹 Fingerprinted
我也想你 亲爱的 I've missed you too, sweetheart
都怪你 我本来想去看歌剧的 This is all your fault, I wanted to go to the opera
但路易斯说是乔派他们来的 结果乔根本没派 Yes, but Lewis said Joe sent them, and Joe didn't send them
懂吗 Capisce
不 你得先煮开 No, you got to boil it first
我在彭尼百货买的 I got mine at JC Penny
放我出去 Get me out of here
嘿 嘿 都小声点 Hey, hey, let's keep it down in here
警长在睡觉 The captain's trying to sleep
联系我律师了吗 Did you call my lawyer
联系了 女士 - 联系我妈了吗 Yes, ma'am - Did you call my mother
留言了 I left a message
永远不在家 Never at home
太抱歉了 Oh, I'm terribly sorry
至少胸针—— - 哦 莱尔 谢天谢地 At least the brooch -- - Oh, Lyle, thank God
好了 以下人员可以离开 All right, The following people are free to go
白金汉夫人 史蒂芬·卡莱尔 Lady Buckingham, Stephen Carlisle
埃里克·史密斯 还有—— - 那是迈克 Eric Smith, and -- - That's Mike
麦克斯 Max
你在芝加哥有兄弟吗 Do you have a brother in Chicago
有 他是戏剧经纪人 - 他是个骗子 Yes, he's a theatrical agent - He's a fraud
冷静 Easy, now
就是这狗娘养的想骗我们100美元 That's the son of a bitch who wanted our $100
我要是你就不骂人 亲爱的 I wouldn't call names if I were you, my dear
麦克斯告诉我你们的勾当 怎么勾引他 Max has told me what you are, how you tried to proposition him
还让你同伙把他锁在衣柜里 and then had your cronies lock him in a closet
勾引 Propositioned
史蒂芬 不是这样的 Stephen, that's not true
我信 I, for one, believe it
麦克斯从不对我撒谎 Max has never lied to me
顾家男人不说谎 Family men don't lie
哦 顾家男人 Oh, a family man
走吧 史蒂芬 Come along, Stephen
其他人呢 What about the rest
不能把他们丢这儿 We can't just leave them here
对啊 我们呢 Yeah, what about us
你们烂在这儿吧 You can sit and rot
开这种下流场所 你真该羞愧 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, owning a place like that
堕落 Degenerate
真是坑 The pits indeed
抱歉 夫人 Beg pardon, ma'am
但"坑"俱乐部是您的产业 是您仓库改的 but you own the Club Pits, It's one of your warehouses
我的仓库 - 我的老板 My warehouses - My boss
我的顾家好男人 My family man
我的错 My mistake
我的脚疼死了 My aching feet
我的卢克 My Luke
你好啊 宝贝 Howdy, honey
你怎么在这儿 What are you doing here
我发财了 I struck it rich
"大男孩"生发水浇我头上 长头发了 Big Boy's tonic fell on my head and it grows hair
我是百万富翁了 I'm a millionaire
嫁给我 舒格 Marry me, Sugar
嫁给我 坎迪 Marry me, Candy
百万富翁？来吧 宝贝们 Millionaires? Come along, dears
肯定能把这事摆平 I'm certain we can straighten this all out
不包括你 麦克斯 Not you, Max
你显然不识货 You obviously don't know good breeding when you see it
就像美国人说的 As the Americans say
红极一时 她们确实红了 when you're hot, you're hot, and hot they were
"坑"俱乐部的突袭和后续曝光 The raid at the Club Pits and the ensuing publicity
把凯恩姐妹推上了巅峰 catapulted the Kane sisters to the top of the proverbial heap
国际巡演只能用灾难性 After an international tour that could only be described
来形容 as devastating
凯恩姐妹凯旋回到大苹果城 the Kane sisters returned to the Big Apple in triumph
白金汉夫人被名声 Lady Buckingham was so overwhelmed by the notoriety
和滚滚而来的钞票冲昏头 and the big bucks pouring into the box office
给姑娘们买了专属夜总会 that she bought the girls their very own nightclub
"左岸"俱乐部 the Chez Gauche
没错 同志酒吧暴动 Yes, there's nothing like a riot in a fag bar
加上局子里过夜 最能保证演艺事业不朽 and a night in the slammer to ensure showbusiness immortality
终于成功了 Success at last
巅峰风景 A view from the top
当我们回望攀登之路 As we gaze back down the slope of ascent
发现漏了最关键的因素 I see we neglected to mention a most essential item
胆量 好样的胆量 Pluck, Good old pluck
胆量是态度 更是行动 Pluck the attitude, of course, but also pluck the verb
知道怎么出手 何时出手 Knowing how to pluck, and when to pluck
尤其要对谁出手 and especially who to pluck